strandedcrow

[strandedcrow]

sometimes the nut doesn't bring any clarity at all no matter how hard you bust it. the delirium only deepens.

[strandedcrow]

i guess i'll go fuck myself (skips away merrily)

[strandedcrow]

As cool as being corrupted would be, my spirit is lowkey indomitable and I have an automatic aversion to doing what people tell me to do

[strandedcrow]

[strandedcrow]

once i beat the depression and the burnout and the anxiety and the loneliness and the exhaustion and the guilt and the awkwardness and the apathy and the low income and the chronic illness and the impatience and the vulnerability and the creative block and the capitalism and the cruelty THEN you'll see

[strandedcrow]

the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

[strandedcrow]

joining the war on kids reading any book they want on the side of kids reading any book they want. simply you will be fine. it's even good to be confronted with things you don't understand and even find upsetting, uncomfortable and difficult. it's a surprise tool that will help you later.

[strandedcrow]

The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling

[strandedcrow]

Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.

[strandedcrow]

smoked some weed and now i hate america, they must have laced this shit with a deep, abiding respect for all of humanity

[strandedcrow]

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

[strandedcrow]

[strandedcrow]

i need him cold trembling and delirious from blood loss but still kinda bouncing on it

[strandedcrow]

[strandedcrow]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[strandedcrow]

Fandom spaces have GOT to stop finding out about concept art & saying they were supposed to have x or y. That’s not how concept art works, there isn’t a secret better show they decided to hide from you for no reason

[strandedcrow]

new indeed job just dropped