#not cuties.

[mrstellmeafuckingsecret]

Bellatrix x James headcanons (please please Please)

i mean if you INSISTT.

no war au bc james wouldnt get with a death eater !!

james is like freshly out of hogwarts (18/19) and bellatrix is in her late twenties (married!) when this rsp takes place

james craves her validation because he knows how hard it is to be granted it

bellatrix is charmed by james (he's what she hoped she always ended up with) but doesn't respect him (young, emotional, impulsive, socially stupid)

it's a series of not-so-casual hookups

horrible horrific violent sex it literally looks like a murder tape but that's bellatrix !!!

james always tries to bring some intimacy in it but bellatrix is kinky enough that james gives up in 4 1/4 seconds

"can you cook like my mom?" "i can beat u like your dad"

^ itd be funny if monty ever raised a hand on him

^^ she still beats him though (he's into it) (well...)

james tries to prove he's smart to her all the time because he's never had to prove he was smart to anyone ever (everyone already knew)

bellatrix knows too but she thinks it's funny seeing him make a fool of himself trying to seem smart (ehem: socially stupid)

in a modern au theyd be that couple in which james is constantly texting bellatrix because she's mad at him/asking permission for something

"can i eat that?"

"im sorry for looking at that girl for longer than five seconds"

"can i go out with my friends?"

"im sorry i went to sleep without texting you goodnight"

she leaves him on delivered for days and gets mad when she's left on delivered for longer than thirty minutes

😟

[panoo]

ITS MOUTHWASHING AGAIN!! 🗣️🗣️📢🔥🔥🔥

therapy time

[rearobservatories]

Follow your excitement, especially when it is a bouncy booty. You will find many experiments that will lead to your greatest discoveries. :P

[carolinatsversion]

yeontan.sanai

[shesdrinkingcoffee]

[just-prompt-things]

best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)

[iwasbored777]

Sjskskkssksks why are they always like this in every movie 😂

[rearobservatories]

This angle proved to be extremely effective. It has drastically changed how we view selfies at the observatory. :P

[nikkinelson1313]

let’s go

[gay4thingss]

[dianafoxley]

[stunning10s]

[lxvvie]

Simon doesn't think he's ever tasted something so good in his fuckin' life before.

He didn't know what he was in for this time when he got back from deployment, and nicotine and whiskey ain't got shit on this. Poor bastard can't remember the last time he had something so good invade his senses like this.

You said you had a treat for him, made him lay down, and promptly sat on his face, and Simon was fuckin' gone. Don't know what the fuck possessed him but he took one whiff and was instantly hooked.

Simon feasted on your cunt like a man starved. Tongue, lips, fingers, you name it. Anything to get his fix, anything to make you moan.

Anything to make you cum.

Didn't let up for shit, not even to breathe, and when you voiced your concern while whimpering and trembling, Simon didn't give a fuck and still continued to love on your pretty cunt because where the bloody fuck are you going?

Shut up. Shut the hell up and let him make you cum, sweetheart.

Actions have consequences. Shouldn't have made him feel so bloody good, shouldn't have poked at the beast, and he'd be damned if he didn't think this was the best post-deployment gift he's ever gotten. Better than the nicotine high or occasional pity wank.

Fuck, it's been so long and he's absolutely disgusting about it.

And Simon's aware of it all, the way his cock is so hard it's bloody painful and leaking in his pants, the way you're grinding on his face, smothering it and fucking his mouth (don't you dare stop, either), and how his everything is consumed by you. You coat his stubble, fill his nostrils up with your scent, his tastebuds are fired up—bloody hell, need he explain more?

Simon could die a happy man right now, and what would his gravestone say? Here Lies Simon Riley, Died Eating Cunt.

He'd chuckle if he wasn't too busy at the moment. Shit, he probably did if the way you're moaning is any indication. That felt good, didn't it, sweetheart?

It's your turn now to say his name like a prayer and believe in him just as he believes in you.

And it's the best fucking thing to ever bless his ears.

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Turning Simon Out: Part I and Part II.

[kotorir]

momo x okarun!!