#not cool bro

[wolfythewitch]

you know you you never gave me the vibe that you'd be christian. I dont mean that in any negative way, more like i would have expected you to be into some other religion like paganism or budism for some reason, but your jesus art is absolutely adorable

Yeah I get that a lot haha. You'd think with all the cannibalistic imagery that I would have the vibes but alas. Religious sanctification. I can talk about how the devouring of divinity is such an interesting concept because it implies there is an everpresent hunger or how Jesus' humanity is arguably more important than his divinity because it's his humanity that allows him to bleed but I don't think my church is ready for that

[patrothestupid]

family betrayal

[mindontheclouds]

carlos was still out of it and checo did in fact push (touch? hit?) his helmet.. right after a fucking crash??

[cadathecat]

human took half of my nails while i was sleepin' and now i'm angy..

[more-cardigan-than-woman]

Oh yeah, love the old, send my boyfriend to kill a guy, even though he's so obviously traumatised by all the other people he's murdered, trick. Haha. Classic.

[i-am-xp-64]

I'm crying I forgot my friend used to be a NSFW artist😭

Ok and why are you telling me this?

[mouldingch33se]

Have this silly groot-ish creature I made

He's mad at the person that keeps sending me death threats for no reason

[impala-dreamer]

Did u know that pieces of bone or tooth can be left behind after wisdom tooth extraction and 5 years later wiggle their way up thru ur gums to piss u off?

Me neither, but here we are.

[maniacace]

DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE SPOILERS

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paradox wishes he could be him

[lovebeing-a-girl]

looking at all the posts I made about him bcs I loved him so much and the dude just decided to cheat on me:\

[mommypieck]

to the creep that visits me at my job, i hope you are happy that you distracted me from reading smut just because of your creepy things

[spade3erace]

I once again learn why I shouldn’t look through a tag before finishing the game I’m playing. That spoiler was ouch. Oh well can’t wait to meet the character who apparently dies or something idk.

[sweetronancer]

i fucking hate tiktok bro what the sigma man

"she came at me with boiling water-" girl no she didnt!! she was just standing there holding her silly little pot of water and like dawg please. bro u shot her like 3 times i dont wanna fucking hear it

[takemetoyourl3ader]

I HATE EVERYTHING I want a job but every place that apparently hires 14 year olds doesnt and I need to get a work permit signed by my school and my mom and I have no idea how to get one and it’s all really fucking confusing and even if I did get hired I would be terrible at whatever job they make me do because I shit my pants in social settings and Im just not good at doing stuff and like I just want some money bro what the flip ☹️

[if-mirrormine]

You should check out Infamous IF (@/infamous-if), then! It also has an RO who can either be your ex-lover or ex-best friend. They are very hostile though, but I love them very much for it.

i just read the intro post and im already in love omg

[i-am-xp-64]

LIM! Can I take off your shirt and hoodie to touch your chest? (Reference)

You're a monster.

You're a monster to bring that up even if it was to an oc

You know that right?