#not completely implausable

[bearsinpotatosacks]

I am another victim of the Bear timeline. I was under the assumption that Mikey was born in November 1978, but he's actually born November 1979. This isn't the issue. My issue is that Richie says in season 2 episode 1 that he's 45. I assumed that season 2 takes place in 2023, given that season 1 seems to take place over a reasonable timescale going from June 2022 (4 months after Mikey dies) and going past his birthday (November), and because season 3 only takes place over like 2 months, and Richie's getting Taylor Swift tickets, she played Chicago in June 2023. This all tells me that season 2 takes place in late Winter through to Spring and early summer, meaning that Richie must be 45 by late Winter/early spring. This places his birthday in 1978, which is fine but means he and Mikey were 2 years apart in terms of schooling, which affects my headcanons for how they met. But, if we're meant to assume that he's 45 in season 1 that means he was born in 1977, so there's even more of an age gap, but that's the year Ebon was born.

My main dilemma, is which month Richie was born. He could've just turned 45 as of season 2 episode 1, making him a spring baby, or could be turning 46 later on. Or I just make Mikey born in 1978. Or forget what the Bear says because it contradicts itself. I'll go with that

[lotus-pear]

not to be that person but studio bones could and would change the ending of bungou stray dogs if they so desired. how do i know you ask? because that’s what they did with fullmetal alchemist and soul eater.

[pyrrhiccomedy]

Lisbet - The Devil's Alchemist

The first attendant to the antichrist was his death-touched squire;

The second was his fairy wife.

Lisbet was the third.

Born a trapper's daughter, raised an iconoclast: she was proud and peculiar, literate and skeptical, blunt and awkward and unbending in the wind. The devil was nothing to her until proven otherwise. This witch-touched great lord was a man like any other. She spoke plainly, thought clearly, and with her bow and her dog and her knowledge of the wood, in the face of censure she could always walk away.

The antichrist knew that he would never find another Lisbet: a genius, a free thinker, a slow-growing but powerful tree. It took years for her roots to find purchase in the alien soil he had transplanted her to: years of self-doubt, uncertainty, unhappiness and frustration. But in his garden of thistles, thorns, and arrowroots, he made room for a great oak.

It grows more quickly now. The shade from its canopy begins to creep out across the world.

She has invented the cannon; guessed the nature of the Emperor-Wolf; wrapped the mantle of the alchemist around her shoulders; never knelt to anyone.

Her brain crackles with strange fire. Her hands grope out to find the levers of the world.

[abirdie]

Gael García Bernal in Ema (2019, dir. Pablo Larraín)

(these gifs also feature Mariana Di Girólamo and Cristián Suárez)

Gifs are all 540px wide so you can click to see larger.

[other gael filmography gifsets]

[tj-crochets]

Hey y'all! A word of advice about going to a new doctor (this is US-based, but I think might be applicable to more than just that): If they do not ask you for your medical history, that is not a good sign

[thevioletcaptain]

@ anon there's a reason i've been trusted with information in the past and it's the same reason i cannot directly answer your messages -- but the scene being described did not exist

[fideidefenswhore]

Yet, even Chapuys, who gives us this information, says earlier in the same letter that ‘there had been… talk of a new marriage for this king… which rumour agrees well with my own news from the court of France, where, according to letters [I have] received, courtiers maintain that this king has actually applied for the hand of Francis’ daughter’. Chapuys himself therefore does not connect up the rumours of a ‘new marriage’ with Jane Seymour. In early April, Jane was still little more than a lady whom the king was pursuing. At best, in accordance with the conventions of courtly love, she was the lady whom ‘he serves’ – a telling phrase. At worst, she was a passing fancy, whom Henry may have hoped to make his mistress. Chapuys certainly didn’t think much of Henry’s choice. He described Jane the day before Anne’s execution as ‘no great beauty’ and ‘not a woman of great wit’; he implied that she was unlikely to be a virgin, and reported that people said she was inclined ‘to be proud and haughty’. Yet, by this point, the world had changed, and with it, Henry’s intentions towards Jane. It is highly improbable that before Anne was considered guilty of adultery, Henry had seriously begun to plan to make Jane his wife.

1536: The Year that Changed Henry VIII, Suzannah Lipscomb

"I hear that, even before the arrest of the Concubine, the King, speaking with Mistress Jane Semel of their future marriage [...]"

[lightblueminecraftorchid]

The eternal tension between genuinely wanting to watch/read good horror media and wanting to sleep for the next week.

[adhd-merlin]

this gifset made me wish for a scene in which merlin accidentally cockblocks gwen and arthur after they got married. merlin entering arthur's chambers without knocking, either out of habit or absentmindedness. gwen is sitting on the edge of the bed looking a bit flushed. arthur is leaning against a bedpost in an unconvincing casual pose. he glares at merlin as he enters, which is ridiculous because he hasn't even opened his mouth yet

[vaynglories]

the sequel to He Would Not Fucking Say That and He Would Not Fucking Do That: He Would Not Have That Fucking Job In a Modern AU

[pikkish]

So I was rereading How To Process a Soul (because it's one of my faves) and I just happened to look at who the author was and had a moment of like... no way... Pikkish the cool artist is also a cool author... so I just had to come over here so I could compliment you :3

Wait wait are you telling me that you found my tumblr and my ao3 independent of each other and didn't realize until now that they're the same person? Because that's hilarious.

[sklerbkl]

I feel like the only person who would find the fairy more shocking

[death-cannot-kill-you]

fascinating when products say they are suitable for vegans and vegetarians. would love to know how something can be vegan without being vegetarian

[daydreamerdrew]

Captain America (2005) #31

[alto-tenure]

I've heard it brought up before about how Dr. Schrader somehow managed to escape Targent's notice, but what if he didn't? What if he was Targent's primary mole at Gressenheller, reporting on the most promising archaeology students/future recruits? The guy's already pretty cryptic. It wouldn't be impossible for it to just not come up post-AL

[i-dreamed-i-had-a-son]

seeing the way you're into this F1 guy and "the most attractive quality for [you] is effort" I feel an obligation to tell you that you'd probably be into Messi as well. yes the Argentine footballer Leo Messi.

Bahaha I honestly forget people see the stuff I post on my blog so this was really surprising at first loll I'm so sorry for the Charles spam 😂 I haven't seen much of Messi but from what I have seen he is adorable!! He seems like a very sweet human being and I'm glad he finally got the win he and his team have been working so hard for 😊😊 also he's very introverted if I'm not mistaken, I remember seeing this one interview where the interviewer started crying bc he was so happy to have finally been able to interview his hero, and Messi was obviously flattered but had NO idea what to do and so he just kind of sat there awkwardly I was dyinggggg lolll