#not cause it feels good but bc it is correct 👍

[needy---toy]

rly want them to come home and remind me that they own me, to overpower me. not because i fight back (i don't) - just to show me they can, to put a euphoric drop of fear in my blood, make my heart race, and my breath hitch.

i want their voice low and rumbling in my ear, growling so hard i can barely make out the filthy things they say they'll do to me if i'm good - and god do i want to be good for them. the act of serving them, making them feel loved and worshipped... that is its own prize. to be owned by them is my greatest honor

[dawnleaf37]

in honor of the tpot short with the failed debuters (assumedly) being announced soon heres my tierlist of all the tpot debuters most favorite to least

tags for longer opinions :3

[krash-and-co]

haven't done this in a while, so here !! l&co as stuff I've heard/said in the past few months, bc I don't remember exact exchanges before then 👍👍

arguably more unhinged for reasons unknown. fate of Gods favorite clown idk

Lucy: I thought Billie Joe Armstrong went to the moon for a long time, honestly.

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Lucy: [calling Barnes] there's a stranger at our house. she tried really hard to get in, and--

Lockwood, in the distance: we broke all the stranger danger rules.

Lucy: we broke all the stranger danger rules.

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Holly: Lockwood, you have the coolest style.

Lockwood: thanks!

Lucy: what?!? she just tells me I look gay.

Lucy: and homeless.

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holly: I want to help disabled kids ride a tricycle. wait, I meant to say horses.

lockwood: you want to help disabled horses ride a tricycle??????

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Lucy: I don't have mommy issues I just don't like my mom.

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Lucy: you gave me a framed photo for my birthday

Lucy: and within thirty minutes you stepped on it.

Lockwood: but then I bought you a new frame!!!

Lucy: and then I opened it, and it looked like you stepped on it.

Lockwood: well I'm not buying you another one.

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skull: ugh, theyre so obsessed with how they look.

lucy, nodding: yeah, they're all "oh I'm so perfect!" preps. they definitely shave their legs.

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Lockwood: I need to work on my swearing problem, cuz there are adults around and they don't li-- *drops thermos* ow FUCK

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Lockwood: shut the windows. shut the fucking windows, I feel like we're being watched.

Lucy: hahaha, this is fucking terrifying.

Lockwood: here are the knives.

Holly: do you have any baseball bats? I don't want to stab people.

George: no, but we have crutches. we can hit people with them.

Holly, nodding: that's good.

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Lockwood: I'm stupid.

Kipps: no you're not- yes you are. I don't know why I said you're not, so I had to correct myself.

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holly: if we kill someone, we'll get in.... trouble.

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George: shit!! I mean fuck!!! I mean crap!!!

Lucy, hitting him repeatedly: stop CURSING YOU FUCKING-- DANG IT!!!!!

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Holly: do you ever get the urge to be randomly violent, like-

[loud clatter as lockwood and kipps beat each other up in the background]

holly: yeah like that.

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Kipps, on searching for Bobby: I used to just grab any kid I saw about his height with brown hair, but that caused problems.

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Lucy: what's your biggest fear?

Lockwood: what? spiders.

Lucy: no the other one

Lockwood: change.

Lucy: no the-- the other one.

George: what do you WANT FROM HIM-

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lucy: you're going to make me have a gambling addiction.

skull, nodding: that's the idea.

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George: pff my mom says im special.

Lockwood: im also special! they put me in classes about it.

[Lockwood and George burst out laughing while everyone else stares]

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[Lucy and George are punching each other, screaming, and spewing out profanity in sign language]

George: literally nobody even looked up

Lucy: we're at the point where it's normal

George: yeah, haha!

Lucy: haha!

[a moment of heavy breathing and grinning before they begin fucking attacking each other again]

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George, to Lucy: ugh im so sore. why do you keep punching me.

[Lucy punches him]

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ok last one but this was a hell of a fucking convo and it was so funny everyone just jumped in with random twists 😭😭

[kipps crew, l&co, and flo are all sitting in barnes otherwise empty office]

George: kipps sounds terminally online, but I can't figure out yet if it's the normal kind or if he has. like. a kin list.

Lucy: the two extremes. normal or homestuck.

George: I read all of homestuck but it's okay I'm normal now

skull: im-

lucy: skull YOU'RE terminally online, but like the video gamer kind. kipps sounds like he had a my hero academia phase.

Lockwood: I was friends with someone who would roleplay mha all the time.

George: like pretend to have powers or something?

Lockwood: no, like pretend to be the characters. interact as them.

bobby: I don't roleplay, but I like to imagine I'm a different person with powers sometimes :)

ned: ha, furry.

flo: furry? one of my friends knows a furry who got her tail stolen, and she's in the office right now.

Lockwood: like today??

flo: yeah today. she's there right now.

Lockwood: [silence] oh.

flo: yeah they just. yoink.

[silence]

bobby: .....im not a furry but--

Lucy: aaaand gonna stop you right there before you make things worse for yourself

kat: why can't we EVER have normal conversations

[nami-moittli]

I have decided to jump onto the Twst x Pokemon train, so have my picks for Heartslabyul pkmn teams! (Yes, some of them have been stolen ideas, but man, people are correct)

There is definitely a Theme I chose for Cater. Due to the rose aspect of the dorm. I wanted all the Heartslabyul members to have at least one grass type, so I thought that Fomantis would work well! Dedenne is there for Cater’s connection to the internet and stuff, plus it’s a cute pikaclone, so it’s a good parallel to Mimikyu (Who he secretly likes the most, yet is one of the Pokemon he uses the least) Sylveon is there for funsies :)

Another clear theme here of food. For his token grass type I chose Eldegoss, simply cause I thought it fit him. Smeargle is there for his “Paint The Roses”/“Doodle Suit” and Alcremie would have the clovers instead of the strawberries, but the site I was using didn’t have that option, so oh well

First off, Inteleon is there bc I wanted to have Ace, Deuce & Yuu have a starter trio, and I thought it’d make sense for Ace to choose the one that’s effective against Yuu’s, and Deuce would have the one weak against Yuu’s, and since I wanted to give Ace Cinderace, that means that Deuce gets Inteleon. + color coding fun. Why those three? ADeuce is from Twst Britain. Galar is basically pkmn Britain. Or wtvr. I’m American, I don’t know these things lol. Scraggy is an obvious choice, and his token grass type would have to be Breloom for the fighting type aspect :) Bagon makes sense to me as both are aiming to be something greater. Don’t worry buddy, you’ll learn to fly one day. Patrat feels like a good fit, since I wanted to give him a route one pkmn, and Patrat fit him best to me. Flamigo is another fighting type, and more importantly represents the Heartslabyul flamingos

Cinderace has already been explained, but Vespiquen is for ME and ME alone. But uh, roses=flowers=bees. Vespiquen 👍 Nicket just felt like an Ace pkmn, and Pidgy is the most Normal pkmn out there, so Ace, being the most normal person in NRC, it makes sense. Plus Ace’s wind magic. Shaymin, while yes, is a mythical, but shh, it’s the closest thing that pkmn has to hedgehogs (I’m pretty sure at least) and it’s sky form just fit Ace a lot to me. And again, wind magic. Corvisquire was just for the vibes honestly. If you’d like, you can switch out Vespiquen for idk, Rattata or Raticate and Corvisquire for a different rt. 1 pkmn in your head 🤷‍♀️

Roserade is obvious, and again, Shaymin for the hedgehogs. Rapidash is for the equestrian club, plus the fire aspect of Riddle. I wanted Riddle to have a feminine pkmn for the queen aspect, but a lot of them I could see Vil with too, and I didn’t want to repeat pkmn too much (at all if possible, but that might be a bit easier said than done, and I’m not that far in planning this yet to know) plus I wanted another fire type, so Delphox fit. I had already given Sinistea to Trey, so Sinistcha is now Riddle’s. For Comfey, I wanted to give him a pkmn that represented his mom, and since his parents are medical mages, I wanted to give Riddle a “medical” pkmn too. (His dad would have a Blissey and his mom would have Audino, methinks) So add the “medical” aspect plus the “rose(/flowers)” aspect, and you get Comfey

And as a bonus!

(Pls Twst, Chenya/RSA cards WHEN?)

I didn’t want to give him a full team, so Spinda feels obvious to me, Skitty bc cat and Meowstic bc I wanted him to have a psychic pkmn + cat (side note, I honestly really wanted to give Riddle an espurr, but I couldn’t justify it enough to myself to actually give him one, so oh well)

[hoes4hoseok]

enhypen as fearless (taylor's version)

lmfao this was made on impulse and I wanted to share w someone other than @lethekoo (ty again for your help 💗) so HERE YOU GO ! also ps I didn’t read this over and just realized that I say the same phrase like 15 times IM SORRY

jungwon as love story

“don’t be afraid, we’ll make it out of this mess; it’s a love story, baby, just say yes”

jungwon just gives me that “i’m not gonna fall in love lmfao 😝” vibe but then if he actually did he’d be super sappy and an absolute romantic

someone support me on this HE’D TOTALLY GO THE EXTRA MILE TO CONVINCE UR PARENTS HE’S A GOOD PICK I KNOW IT

sunoo as hey stephen

“‘cause I can’t help it if you look like an angel, can’t help it if I wanna kiss you in the rain”

okay this one literally is not up for debate bc it’s what birthed this whole idea

he’s a total angel and I know he’s got people lined up and having a crush on him would be so frustrating because I mean WHO WOULDN’T

“I can’t help myself” yeah I wouldn’t be able to either

he’s also very much the type to appreciate a good serenade so there.

jay as tell me why

“i know that you see what you’re doing to me, tell me why”

OKAY this is less about the lyrics and more about the whole vibe because it’s all so high energy and demanding and I feel like it counters jays personality so well

I’M SURE DOESN’T HAVE A MEAN STREAK but

actually this doesn’t fit as well as it did when I first thought of it LOL but I’m keeping it anyways because it fits in my heart 🤞 please validate me. or correct me idk

jake as jump then fall

“we’re on the phone and without a warning, I realize your laugh is the best sound I have ever heard”

I had a slightly hard time choosing this bc jake fits this album really well but eventually landed on this song

mostly because jake seems like the type to tell his s/o “you’re not in my way, you’re by my side” YKWIM?? they’d be partners in crime do-gooding (is that even a word?? ofc)

and also I know his laugh is super cute so that was final.

ni-ki as untouchable

“in the middle of the night, when I’m in this dream, it’s like a million little stars spelling out your name”

this was also very hard but for the opposite reason; ni-ki probably fits fearless less than some of the other members but sal suggested this song and I agreed!

man I really don’t know how to explain these um but ni-ki seems like the type to be very untouchable and he seems like the type to have his name spelled in little stars 👍

sunghoon as mr. perfectly fine

“it takes everything in me just to get up each day, but it’s wonderful to see that you’re okay”

MMM IDK IF YOU SAW THIS COMING BUT I DID

uhh sunghoon seems like the type to get over people quickly but if not, he’d be really good at pretending that he was

he would make sure his ex knew he was thriving 🪦💔

heeseung as that’s when

“that’s when, when I wake up in the morning, that’s when, when it’s sunny or stormin’”

heeseung would probably wait for someone if he thinks they’re perfect for him

he seems like the type to forgive his s/o or learn from the mistake if it was on him?? the point is, his relationships are likely to last longer if that’s true. i’m not making any sense at this point UHH THANKS FOR READING 😚

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