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plushies deserve plenty of hugs too~ (art by the wonderful @thiccazthieves, who makes the very cutest art~)
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oml i canNoT stop thinking abt jay nearly losing the reader at some point. like literally them getting beaten up and/or held at gunpoint and jay just losing his fucking shit *cue nasty ass fight scene where reader manages to kick some1 in the balls) but oooooo imagine the lovemaking that ensues after that. jay has his hands all over them and he's all "jaanu i can't lose you" and hnghhhh
📢📢📢📢📢📢📢 TURN THAT SSHIT UPPPPP
I think the closest match I have on the menu at the moment would be THIS fic that I wrote back in 2020.
But like?? can you imagine. He's so mad at you that you didn't run when he said, and he's so desperate to feel you to make sure you're alright. I think the lovemaking has a little bit of a frantic energy to it, and Jay's gonna flip it and reverse it, and probably put his mouth everywhere.
deIf we're gonna get a little specific, I feel like maybe he'll have a fistful of your hair. He won't pull, he just needs to know it's you and you're there, and he'll ask if he can give it a tug, regardless.
#Not biting#I think it's almost biting but biting feels too harsh#He just wants to pull you into him and protect you forever adn ever and ugh#jay menha#asks#dev patel#HCs
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*cracks knuckles*
alright, here we go
My favorite thing about getting a post massively reblogged is seeing how many people have negative tagging systems. I don't mean "negative" in the sense of "bad", I just mean that instead of tagging something as X, they tag it as not-Y.
Like you'll make a post about how spoons were invented in the 1720s in an ill-fated attempt to settle an argument between four of the five popes, and it gets reblogged and someone tags it "#not naruto".
And it's like, you're not wrong. That post has nothing to do with Naruto! But you can't help but feel proud your post got selected as one of the few non-naruto posts worthy of being included on their clearly heavily Naruto-themed blog.
#not horse plinko#not pets#not geometry#not math#not meth#not minecraft#not cooking#not reddit#not gore#not biting#not writing#not art#not eggs#not mario#not sonic#not nintendo#not youtube#not goth#not whale#not marine biology#not famtasy#not breaking bad#not politics#not ball#not cats#not dogs#not food#not shrimp#not vtuber#not hermitcraft
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat
got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed
#what is this thing#why is it in my house#what does it want from me#if it bites will i get rabies#gravity falls#bill cipher#gravity falls bill cipher#book of bill#roomie cipher#squidflavoredsoup
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
#the ship overall is C to A tier#but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A#titan ae#titan a.e.#cale#akima#it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space#that would be enough that's a point there#then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING#sharing their food#that's another one#and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself#so that's a third point#and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point#and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point#and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD#which is a SIXTH point#and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him#IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO#do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin#they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH#fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH
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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)
#ai (derogatory)#not to be confused with the list of disturbing examples#those exist too for sure#but this is funny#rickrolling#way to cut corners by not paying actual humans to talk to your customers#there's no way that can come back to bite you#I'm sure the customers enjoyed the helpful video
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
#MR. KELLOGG I WOULD LIKE A FUCKING WORD#beating this man's fucking corpse with a broom#I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR POOP AND WEIRD CHRISTIAN NONSENSE NOW EVERYONE THINKS PLEASURE IS BAD FOR YOU#KILLING AND BITING AND MAIMING
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chomps you affectionately
#touden siblings love language is being open freaks including biting their loved ones#laios touden#kabru#kabru of utaya#< is this how ppl tag him idk i just got here. i have to learn tho he is rotting my brain#labru#falin touden#marcille donato#farcille#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#art#my art#xanders art#digital art#fan art
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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]
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i'm far enough past this stage of recovery that i feel alright sharing this wonderful picture by @littlegreenwyvy depicting the hardest stage, that first week postop.
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this is so shit i need [remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health] mouse bites to live
#bel rants#inspired by that one post. u know the one#house md#mouse bites#hate crimes md#malpractice md#gays anatomy#greg house#anyway! medicine drug will kill patient! he needs mouse bites to live!#tw sui implied
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#ordinary photo of yeti#they made astarion in a lab for me to be obsessed with.#like hottest man in game for me is halsin truthfully. astarion is my shitty little white dog with separation anxiety who bites people.#very different things. if i say i'm doing a playthrough as astarion that's when you put me down#main factor motivating me not to is i need to hear neil newbon's voice acting at least once a minute or i die.#i've got a dark urge concept rattling around the brain but i should maybe self-impose a gaming break and take care of. responsibilities 😐#babbling
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS (KINGER)
#TADC#THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS#KINGER#TADC KINGER#tadc spoilers#the amazing digital circus spoilers#my art#hghghgghh I will cry over this new episode BITE ME-
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i bite people lmao
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