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kobold-that-bites-people 2 years ago
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plushies deserve plenty of hugs too~ (art by the wonderful @thiccazthieves, who makes the very cutest art~)
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royalsunshinehotel 5 months ago
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oml i canNoT stop thinking abt jay nearly losing the reader at some point. like literally them getting beaten up and/or held at gunpoint and jay just losing his fucking shit *cue nasty ass fight scene where reader manages to kick some1 in the balls) but oooooo imagine the lovemaking that ensues after that. jay has his hands all over them and he's all "jaanu i can't lose you" and hnghhhh
馃摙馃摙馃摙馃摙馃摙馃摙馃摙 TURN THAT SSHIT UPPPPP
I think the closest match I have on the menu at the moment would be THIS fic that I wrote back in 2020.
But like?? can you imagine. He's so mad at you that you didn't run when he said, and he's so desperate to feel you to make sure you're alright. I think the lovemaking has a little bit of a frantic energy to it, and Jay's gonna flip it and reverse it, and probably put his mouth everywhere.
deIf we're gonna get a little specific, I feel like maybe he'll have a fistful of your hair. He won't pull, he just needs to know it's you and you're there, and he'll ask if he can give it a tug, regardless.
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ebobuas 2 years ago
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*cracks knuckles*
alright, here we go
My favorite thing about getting a post massively reblogged is seeing how many people have negative tagging systems. I don't mean "negative" in the sense of "bad", I just mean that instead of tagging something as X, they tag it as not-Y.
Like you'll make a post about how spoons were invented in the 1720s in an ill-fated attempt to settle an argument between four of the five popes, and it gets reblogged and someone tags it "#not naruto".
And it's like, you're not wrong. That post has nothing to do with Naruto! But you can't help but feel proud your post got selected as one of the few non-naruto posts worthy of being included on their clearly heavily Naruto-themed blog.
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squidflavoredsoup 3 months ago
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he just appeared in my house
wouldn鈥檛 let me go downstairs to eat
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got upstairs won鈥檛 get out from under my bed
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swan2swan 5 months ago
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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.
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marlynnofmany 2 months ago
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Add another one to the list of hilarious examples of why generative AI doesn't produce correct answers, just statistically likely ones.
(Customers asked for how-to videos, which the company doesn't have. The AI chatbot decided that a million internet users linking to this video after similar requests couldn't be wrong.)
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lastoneout 11 months ago
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I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.
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haunted-xander 6 months ago
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chomps you affectionately
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deviantplum 4 months ago
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The biting will continue until morale improves. The biting will also continue after morale improves. The biting will continue, regardless of the state of morale. [biting noises]
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traumszenario 2 months ago
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kobold-that-bites-people 1 year ago
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i'm far enough past this stage of recovery that i feel alright sharing this wonderful picture by @littlegreenwyvy depicting the hardest stage, that first week postop.
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eastgaysian 1 year ago
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crypticscarecrow 1 month ago
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IT'S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE TAKE THIS (KINGER)
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the-bitey-anon 2 months ago
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i bite people lmao
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heya it's me, ya boi the biter anon AKA Bitey. tumblr can't kill us. we're immortal. anyway intro post
-He/they
-Basic DNI, proshit, comshit, fuck off.
That's it really
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mod uses she/her pronouns
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Adults can interact, but be mindful. If you reblog/ post nsfw, you will be blocked. (i check accounts.)
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otto-doctavius 3 months ago
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domesticated animal
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