#not arguing there

[namesblue]

It's insane to me that ppl really think it's weird or even incestuous to ship two characters that say "they are brothers" when they aren't actually blood related or weren't raised together as siblings. IT'S NOT INCEST!!!

[liquidstar]

my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.

[shamebats]

[lizbethborden]

[a-hollow-forest]

"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen

[idiopathicsmile]

i don't really mean this as criticism but every They Might Be Giants song i've ever heard all share this same ultra particular vibe i can only describe as "this sounds like something a programmer started spontaneously singing around the house at like two in the morning because he was trying to annoy his girlfriend's cat"

[misslilies]

Omg Jayvik nation hiiiii hope you're doing great today

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[papercrane]

well, in practice it's this

commuting the sentence of the "kids for cash" judge is too much for me frankly. i dont think i can stomach a vote in this country ever again in my life

[nikoisme]

fucking hate how cats think they can mrrp their way out of anything because yeah, they fucking can.

[phantom-of-the-501st]

Remember that this is not the proof that they love each other

That was a last-ditch attempt from Crowley to get Aziraphale to stay

This is the proof that they love each other

Their love wasn't just made real because they kissed

It always existed

[phayz]

learning that self deprecation isnt cool and just makes the people around you uncomfortable unironically improved my mental health a lot. like if you just stop saying negative shit about yourself you will genuinely like yourself more and other people wont be repulsed by your attitude and you will have more friends. it's true.

[super-oddity]

me watching someone dig their own grave in an argument:

[collaredkittyboy]