#not all of Sam’s kids can like him ya know LMAO
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Thoughts on MAW episodes 9 and 10
Episode 9:
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL WEEK OMGGGGGGG
Damn there’s already tension with Val…oof
Poor Jack 😭
Stupid Tylor…there was no valet
Fear Co’s scare floor is so much bigger holy shit
THE GREMLIN’S NAME IS CHOMPY ILY SO MUCH CHOMPY
It’s okay, bby. I hate being touched too
Still a HUGE fan of Joy
That PARALLEL
Val befriending all the kids is sweet af 🥹🥹🥹
Huh…Pete (The Claw) is there…
awwww MIFT is so supportive
Ooooh Joy doesn’t like losing….kinda reminds me of another lizard monster
I kinda expected Fear Co to be toxic….
Awww look at the photo on Crab Cakes’ desk
fuckin simp
OH SHIT IT’S BEN NOOOO
Tylor nooooooo…..
Hey remember when Sully told Tylor how he felt when he accidentally scared Boo? NOW YOU KNOW WHY, TYLOR
EX VIBES EX VIBES EX VIBES I TOLD YA’LL CUTTER AND SUNNY ARE EXES
JILL STOP BLAMING MI
Wow even Chet doesn’t know
RANDALL!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAA
I KNEW JOHNNY SHOULDN’T BE TRUSTED! I KNEW IT!!!! HE’S EVIL!!!
Episode 10:
Ig Randall stayed in ROR….damn
RANDY HAS A SCAR!!!!!
Awww that’s sweet of Johnny to save Randall
Whoever guessed Randall was behind it…ya’ll were right.
Oh god how’s Claire gonna feel about this…
YOU ARE SO FULL OF SHIT WORTHINGTON
Lmao Randy’s still got it
CHETWETTER HFHFHFHY
YES TYLOR TELL THEM THE TRUTH
Guess everyone knows about Randall
YASSSS LESBIANS!!!
THEY KEPT THE SCREAM EXTRACTOR????
Awww Roger :)
DUNCAN’S IMPRESSION HFHFHFHG
I know Joy ain’t buyin it
THOSE ACTING SKILLS THO
With how alike Randall and Joy are, I wonder if they know each other
Of course Roz is head of Merc
OH FUCK RANDALL
As much as I want Randall to reform, it’s still fun seeing him as a villain
“THERE CAN BE ONLY ONNEEEEEE!”
JACK IS ME LMAOOOO
Oh shit, Chet :0
YAS TYLOR!
JOHNNY I HOPE CLAIRE DIVORCES YOUR ASS
You know what? Good for Chet
Tylor and Val bonding with Ben 😭😭😭😭😭😭
CHOMPY IS CRYING 🥹🥹🥹🥹 (also Joy’s face lmao)
Alastair….,🥺
Holy fuck that was a good episode. And the last line “Home Run, kid. Home run.”
My one complaint is that we didn’t see Oozma Kappa BUT we’ll see if there’s a season 3
I gotta change my headcanons with Atlas and Sam but they’ll definitely reform Randall in the future
All I gotta say for now is that Atlas’ disappointment is immeasurable and their day is ruined
#HOOOOOO BOY THERE BETTER BE A SEASON 3#i’m so glad i kept my eye on johnny#roger is officially off the hook now#chet’s betrayal tho that was a surprise#monsters at work#monsters at work season 2#awesome finale
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hi. got sleep. got through the day. back in the house to say KJHADJKHBSEF gods i love the unbitten au (and sorry for rushing to the next part a bit .-.)
he world building has to be my favourite part of this au, im gonna be honest. especially since it plays so much more around and the reasons for why stuff is the way it is and how the info got lost in-universe (gonna search through the clues later once i have more time on my hands. or am procrastinating on what i should do)
noticed techno calling dream an "it" though honestly i thought it was more in a way that you'd refer to a kid you dont know, especially with the dynamic between fledgling and sire. (considering how some treat kids though, maybe that wasnt so far off .-.)
Why's sam not included in the argument? 👀
i need to hug dteam a thousand times over. and gods, Dream turning them too. Ensuring they can be together forever, doing his best so he can stay with them. that the others wont seperate them. im curious how the vampires react to that 👀 i feel like at least one of them would be a bit proud of dream? for doing this
Hi :3 I'm so happy you like unbitten au and all the world building :D!! It's been so fun figuring it all out and having it all be connected for the overall story too! If this was a written out story, a lot of the history wouldn't ever be known, because I don't have vampires being these all knowing people either, they also have limited knowledge.
Which is like...what causes a lot of the main conflicts! No one knows how Dream works and it causes shenanigans! And while I haven't outright explained all of Dream's uh....Issues....yet, a good chunk of it is figured out by everyone....eventually....kinda.
Also!! No sweat about moving onto the next part really! Was gonna happen eventually ya know? In my head this plays in two parts. The first being the base world building and learning What Dream Is and the general world of vampires, which is what I like talking about at the moment :3c As well as mainly focusing on Dream in this cave and him Struggling to be a vampire and George and Sapnap Struggling alongside him.
The next part....is less developed in my head. So we'll see how it turns out heh.
For Sam! I wanna do a post explaining him because I think he deserves that :3 and I have Many Thoughts and Ideas and how his story explains a more Traditional Fledgling experience(kinda) and how he encountered Dream and and and!!
Its just! I actually don't know if I would ever get to it on my own LMAO mostly cause I don't know how to start it out pfft
BUT. The easy and short explanation is cause Sam is still considered Fledgling. Let's just say the adult vampires are not being very...cordial about who gets to keep Dream and Bitten, full of all instincts and mental bonds, Fledgling Sam is have a Tough Time dealing with Angry Adult Vampires all around him. Sam also went through something Similar beforehand too....he's actually used as a topic of argument on why Bad can't have Dream and that makes Sam feel bad too...(cause he was really difficult when Bad took him in.... which I think I mentioned...?)
So...Yea!
Oh silly funny thing!
Dteam do this whole thing because they wanna be together forever and ever and its so sweet and all that jazz. And that's great and all. We love the passion!
But the other guys don't know that. They are Freaking Out. They just think Sapnap and George are Suddenly Dying. Lol. Lmao even.
Dream. Does not say anything. Heh.
He's a great actor constantly crying that his Sires are dying. (Well actually. His baby brain instincts Do think they're dying because there is no object permanece up there and completely Forgot that this is part of the Plan:tm:. They're just crying and whining that Sires are Sick and Dying WAAHHH) So. Crying comes easy to Dream pfft
Anyways the others can't connect the dots cause ....Sapnap and George are Dying and not Dead.
Here's a thing I never explained, how do Bitten turn humans into vampires? Cause we know how unbittens appear for the most part. But Bittens are kinda different.
For Unbitten, the only way they can turn another is with the three conditions: Unbitten's saliva needs to come into contact with the victim's internal system in some way shape or form. The victim must survive. And the Unbitten needs to have an extreme Urge to Live. The curse will then take effect, kill the victim(after 3 days), and convert then into a vampire. Ez clap 👏
Bittens....don't need these requirements. Kinda. Spit is still a thing. Though they can kill the victim now, because that expedites the curse basically. They just...skip those 3 days lmao A majority of Bittens don't even know they can prolonge the infection part, so used to just Killing the victim and it working basically instantly. So a bitten will drain enough to kill whoever they want to turn. (Bittens have learned you don't want to fully drain potential fledgling because that just makes the fledgling need to drink A Lot more blood than a Sire can reasonably provide and could lead to a very early dead fledgling....)
Also the "urge to live" basically mutated for the Bitten into "urge for Victim to live". They basically just gotta Want to turn someone and that activates whatever mutated curse they have going on heh
Like really Want it though. There can't be a doubt in your mind about turning someone. Which makes it kinda fucked up when there is an abandoned fledgling around, a Sire had to Want this fledgling and then still abandoned it afterwards. There's a lot of reasons why that happens tbh! But a lot of Bitten have found uh. Loop holes.
There's this one instance I have in my head where a Bitten turns someone as a revenge against another person they hate. They really Want to turn this innocent third party because of Revenge. So it works. And that Bitten can quickly abandon that fledgling before it effects them in anyway. Leaving a starving fledgling to perhaps attack the person the Bitten hated...
So instances like that could lead to an abandoned fledgling. There's probably a whole bunch of scenarios I could come up with lmao (especially when it comes to Team Mafia ;)
Anywayssss! This "how bittens turn humans" info is Common Knowledge to Bittens. And again, unbitten knowledge isn't really a thing for Bittens, they know about it but don't really believe it since like....70% of it just isn't true at all. It's Human Knowledge and that isn't Reliable. Even Bad and Skeppy who also live in this folklore heavy town and have also constantly have heard these tales, they're vampires themselves, they disregard it. They know it isn't true! So a lot of it is ignored and overlooked! (Which kinda does make George and Sapnap the best candidates to take care of Dream because only a human would have enough knowledge and take it seriously enough to be able to care for an Unbitten :)
So the way George and Sapnap are turning isn't really checking any boxes for them. Oops! Bad doesn't even clock in this is Unbitten Disease lmao Like when you're so used to ignoring something, when that info could be useful ya don't even think about it, it's not the first thing on your mind.
And Dream not telling everyone is cause he....can't. Theyve been very Angry and Loud and his inner instincts dont Like them anymore cause theyre Mean >:(. They keep wanting to take him away from his Sires so theyre the bad guys >:(!!
Dream reasonably knows that isnt true but he cant get over the hesitance to tell them or really trust them anymore. Even if they did rescue all 3 of them just a little while ago. Very Child Logic happening that Dream can't really fully resist...
But if there was Another Fledgling around who Dream still trusts to let out this kinda secret, cause he needs Help cause they barely kept Dream alive for a year so how the heck is Dream gonna take care of Sapnap and George, that would be awesome and great and Sam please idk what to do now you're like a normal fledgling you need to help!! (and I'm also Hungry but Sires are sick) Sam plz!!
Sam does his own freak out lmao
"What do you MEAN you turned Sapnap and George?!?!"
"Shshhsh!! Shut up Sam!! Shut upp!!"
"What do you MEAN you turned Sapnap and George?!"
Haha. :)
Anyways Sam will have Delusions that HE can take care of all 3 of them. Dream is going to HIM for help now! This is all he's ever wished for!! :D!
....
Oh yea but his Sire is Bad now. Which means he has a mental bond with Bad. Which means Bad now knows something is up. Cmon Sam what's wrong why did you get so happy all of a sudden but now avoiding me hm :)??
And Sam has his Traumas about lying to a Sire....so he does fess up pretty quick.
Oops.
Anyways you can hear a very loud "WHAT" throughout the house.
Dream's head in hands, he can't trust Sam with ANYTHING(its barely been an hour since he told Sam!) Cue the comical slamming the door open with all the rest of them rushing in.
Dream barely being able to hiss and wants them all to leave >:( these are His Sires you can't take them that's not allowed!!
And like. They can't now. Dream is Technically Sapnap and Geoege's Sire now. They aren't cruel enough to separate a Sire and their fledgling...(like they weren't doing that beforehand :^)
So they freak out (again). Lmao.
See Dream didn't plan for Very Possessive vampires to now fight over Three Fledglings. (Tbf Dream didn't plan much of anything. He was gonna figure it out as he goes)
There is a Funny Moment of Team Mafia crowding over this Dying Sapnap and basically just inspecting him and rolling him around and trying to find a bite mark and it's Dream tweaking and trying to get them to leave his Sapnap alone and let him die peacefully oh my god. (Dream's own jealousy of seeing these guys too Close to his Sapnap stop go away Sapnap is His Sire!!!)
Techno arguing he should be able to take all three since he has the room for it and Bad arguing they've lived in this town their whole lives they should just stay here(Sam likes Bad's idea). Team Mafia is Unhelpful saying they can just take all 3 as they travel around :3! (Techno and Bad both yelling No! at them pft)
Sam is wet cat and just looking at Dream with the most pitiful eyes...he's sorry he couldn't help it :(
I don't think anyone would be proud of Dream per say. Techno is more like "I cant believe you're crazy enough to do this". Team Mafia kinda joke around that Dream beat them at turning Sapnap and do laugh about it. Bad feels like he's the only one taking this seriously! There's gonna be TWO(2) new freshly "bit" fledglings in a couple of days!! They need to figure this all out now!!
Team Mafia are probably the most Chill about all this (Serpias and Shadoune playing with Sapnap's hair, always fanatazing about fledgling Sapnap.) They're a group of abandoned fledglings, they know the Works of how to raise fledglings without a Real Sire. It's their actual argument why they should take the 3 of them. They have Unique Knowledge. (Doesn't lead to a fully healthy Vampire though...)
It is taking all of them to figure shit out now....they all have a different set of knowledge and are not really sure how Sapnap and George are gonna turn out. Humans turned by unbitten also don't...live for very long...BUT! that's what everyone thought about unbitten, yet Dream is doing fine(ish)!
It has become less of an argument between all of them now and more trying to predict how George and Sapnap are gonna turn out and if any of them can reasonably take all three of them. Really trying to figure out the logistics pfft But at least the fighting has stopped!
Dream doesn't really. Care! As long as he's with George and Sapnap he knows the three of them will figure it out :D!
(He will get hit with huge regret and guilt once they actually die though....)
But for now! Can someone get him a squirrel or rabbit or something...he hungry...
#ehm asks#ehm aus#unbitten au#also good luck finding the clues! i was gonna add a more obvious one here but I couldnt fit it in properly so oh well hehe
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I didnt wanna harass your comments so ill ask here, I'd love to add Samson to my small growin collection of people's peeps in bg3 that I get to doodle randomly and with my own. But before I accidentally draw em in a way he wouldn't act, who's the boy?
I see The Good Doctor and can assume from that a bit, and don't worry if ya didnt think that much about it. I'm weird with a old dnd character of mine as my Tav so I think too much into Tavs and their stories and know not everyone does XD
That's so cool! I would be honored for Samson to be a part of that group and don't worry I've been working on his personality and backstory since before I had the game lmao
full warning I've never played D&D so stuff is probably gonna be but I did what I could with a basic map of Faerun and the internet lol
full name is Samson Silversten, high half elf bard, he/him, 31 y/o
he's a 6'4" beanpole with broad shoulders and a strong (well strong for 9 strength) back and upper arms; he's practically covered in light freckles and has heterochromia (his right eye is a rich brown and his left is a golden hazel)
he's demisexual homoromantic which is basically just he's only romantically attracted to men and can only be sexually attracted to someone he knows well and is good friends with, basically romantic feelings have to exist before he can feel remotely sexually attracted (I hope that made sense?)
the most self indulgent part of this character is that he's Irish (his human dad was) and in my head he sounds like Hozier, both speaking and singing
his preferred instrument is the violin but he can also play the lute
he's somewhere between lawful good and lawful neutral, basing most of his morals on the doctor's oath and code of ethics and trying so hard to avoid violence at all costs though he knows when it's necessary like with the goblins in Act 1
he's a bit of a hoarder; he keeps every weapon, article of clothing, tool, food and drink, and gold piece he finds, but he will happily toss all that aside to fill his inventory with any medicinal item, book, or magic artifact for Gale
at camp he can usually be found at his tent or by the lake engrossed in some necromantic tome or copying surgical illustrations from medical textbooks into his personal journal
he loves taking early morning swims before anyone else has woken up (he's shy lol)
he is soooooo autistic (as am I) and will often get frustrated by things he doesn't immediately understand, sometimes goes non-speaking for a bit if he's overstimulated (usually by mouth noises)
for a bard he's not particularly suave or charismatic, usually reserving flowery language for songs and poetry
his main passion is medicine, he wants to be a doctor so he can help anyone in need while also contributing to the progression of science, he also has an interest in necromancy but couldn't afford wizard tuition 😔
actually got all of his proper medical knowledge from the library and "borrowing" material from private institutions like Blackstaff (he actually did borrow them since he would break in again and return them after copying everything into his own journals)
his mom who was a sun elf taught him everything he knows about medicinal plants while his human dad taught him everything he knows about baking, although he can't cook for shit (thank god he marries Gale)
his other skills he picked up while working on a ship as a kid after his parents died include fishing, tying knots, navigating the stars, sailing, and swordfighting; he's especially good with a rapier
I can't reiterate enough how much he loves medicine and being a doctor he will help anyone in need of medical assistance like one time he wasted some salve and gauze on a rat in an alley cuz it was bleeding out from losing its foot; the rat lived lmao
he's very sweet and chooses to see the good in everyone, also fairly perceptive; Astarion didn't need to bite him for Sam to know he was a vampire he could tell as soon as they met but didn't say anything cuz it was Astarion's business to tell him
he gets flustered and shy very easily when people are obviously hitting on him, usually at a loss for words just goes beet red and wide eyed, tries everything he can to leave (Lae'zel: "I want to taste you" Samson: 🏃♂️💨)
I think that's about it sorry if it's a lot this isn't even the half of it lol
Thank you again for being interested in Samson! I appreciate you wanting to draw him and you've actually encouraged me to post some of the things I've written for him so I'll have to work on finishing those when I have a day off 💕
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Damn last time I posted here I said I'd see you the next evening but now I'm here 3 days later. Sorry about that XD
Life really will screw you over like that.
Anyways, now to the points...
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"Also I agree with the user, show proof or shut your mouth you dumbass." Lol that sure is ironic, considering the fact you give no proof of any of the claims in your post, especially when I know the stuff about Club and Tri is wrong, and you're also supporting the Probium person when all they do is scream baseless slander and isn't even brave enough to fully admit they're against Club, when it's obvious they are. Probium, very much like you, doesn't want to hear anyone but themself and spouts whatever bullshit they want. (And I'm not sure what pronouns Probium uses, so I'm just gonna use they/them for them for now. If someone informed me what pronouns they use, that'd be helpful. Bc I'm not gonna unblock them just to check lol.)
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Nah the reason he was banned is bc you petty losers mass-reported him, smh. "I wont mention they are for their safety" You only care about their safety when they're on your side, hm? "Cuz tri twat stalks this blog like the petty bitch she is." Uhh no??? You're the ones who harassed her and the reason why her and everyone else against you looks at your blog is bc we want to prove your shit wrong and stop you. Keep crying over people defending themselves, lol. " those rp journals have been deleted, alongside his ‘pushing his special needs agenda woa is me boo hoo’ journals." Special needs agenda?? HELPPP these people are making up the new "gAy AgEnDA" over their bigotry LMAOOO. "Dont bother coming back, we will always be watching," Honey you can't say that then tell me you aren't creepy, obsessive stalkers lol. "WE WON." Yeahhh no you didn't, Club's friends, such as me, will always support him and remember him fondly. I'm still on DA and contributing to his group and also speaking up for him here, and you can't do nothing about it. Club also has amazing friends who miss him and still want to talk to him. And despite how big you talk, there's nothing you can do about it. It's pathetic.
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Ain't no way DADramaNow expects Club to be able to identify every single one of Sam's THOUSANDS of alts lmao. How the Hell is someone ALWAYS supposed to know???
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Lol here's an instance of DADramaNow attacking a kid just bc he's friends with Club, and also calling him a "pedo in training"?? Ew. "hey robert, if ya hate pedos, why ya hanging with club pedoverse? " Hmm maybe bc he's not a pedophile?? And once again, if Club WAS a manipulator and groomer, that would be fucking horrible to blame and attack the kids for being manipulated. Face it DADramaNow, you aren't the good guy either way.
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Proof, lol? And remember sweetie, screenshots don't count!! <3
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Tbh I wouldn't want to be in those groups anyways if they believed your ableist bullshit.
Anyways that's enough for now, I'll HOPEFULLY be here again tomorrow evening, bye Tri!
Looks like those criticizing our existence just want leverage, as always.
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Omg thank you, friend!! 🥹❤️ I'm no designer, but I've gotten handier with canva over the past couple years of tumblring loll.
I just want to let you know... this literally had me screaming: YAS! POUR THAT TEA!! Boston Tea Party 2.0!!!
LOLL I'm deadddd 🤣 A1 gif choice 👌🏽
The obvious difference between Sam's description and Eileen's made me cackle- but side note... the wink did it for me too 👀😳
Eileen is a total savage. 😂 And oh yeah, the wink ALWAYS does it 😅
But I really love this reader because reading about how passionate she is for teaching is just so wonderful 🥰 It's always refreshing to read something about someone who loves their job and what they do!
Aw right? The jaded thing can be funny and realistic, but for this character being an elementary school teacher, I wanted her to actually care about the kids and what she does. It takes a special person to work with the little ones 💗💗
*Sweats nervously* 😅 Also I'm in love with the fact that Dean talked her into that second slice of cake.
lolll if he's gonna eat two slices, she could too! 😂
Is it wrong that Dean being a consent king and making sure that she's not afraid of him has me like: Because HOLY GUACAMOLE its um... hot 🥵 But as always the smut was 🔥❤️🔥 and I was like:
Oh you're not wrong, it's hot as hell. 🥵 Checking in and making sure he's not taking advantage? 💯❤️🔥❤️🔥
ahahaha I'm so glad the spiciness was good for you 😜
Okay so I also really love this reader because she's shy and more conscious and it's so lovely. Love me a shy reader and you're out here inspiring me to write a shy girlie fic and I can't thank you enough 😘
Aww she's cute, huh? ❤️❤️ But he brings out her bold and confident side. 😝
Again coming in strong with the "Sam knows all" trope and I LOVE it. Also... DEAN YOU STINKING IDIOT! SHE LIKED YOU AND YOU DIDN'T CALL HER? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?! HOW HARD IS IT TO PICK UP THE PHONE?! Good I hope it hurts. (<-💯💯)
Oh Sam wasn't giving Dean any slack on this one! He done fucked up and he's gonna pay for it in ways he won't expect lmfao...
(also LOVE that Miss Congeniality gif 😂😂)
I am loving the reader's friendship with Sam! Him knowing her so well with Dean and him having blackmail photos... real friendship right there 🤣
Oh for real! I feel like the friends you make in college are the realest ones. 🤣🤣 And I had a feeling you would pick out that detail because that's something you do really well in your fics, shading in those smaller but meaningful character details in their pasts. ❤️
No, no, no Dean. You're with Lisa! Which side note, I love the way you've woven in a lot of the characters into this fic and the lore with Dean's dad being a police officer. This fic is so well thought out and plotted!
Oh that's one of my favorite parts of AUs, figuring out how to add in canon characters in ways that still make sense to the narrative! There are a lot of nods to Smoke Eater with that background info too - in that story John is a homicide detective (partnered with Cas), whereas Sam is a prosecutor and Dean and Benny are both firefighters (Dean being a Truck Lieutenant from the get-go, and Benny being a Squad Captain). It's heavily inspired by my love of Chicago Fire lol. ❤️🔥
At the same time I'm also internally screaming because I have no idea how Lisa is going to react to this... but I can guess not well lol. But I loved Sam's reaction. He's such a supportive friend and so considerate and I'm HERE for it!
Oh you're instincts are bang on about that one lmao. But Sam and Dean are real ones about this, from lover to best friend. ❤️🩹 Dean's going to mess up a lot in this story, the hopefully understandable aspect of being young and trying to figure out life. But he also tries his best, and he's a good man to his core.
Oh wow so I see how this is going to go. Lisa is going to try and rival Regina George and the reader is going to hold back the all American rage that she justly has, while I'm going to spend the rest of my time reading this fic wanting to fight Lisa. 🤨 Of course when the reader finally does throw down with her, I will stand here and hold her earrings 💅🏻 Maybe while Lisa crams that offer up her hooch she can also find a more sympathetic and helpful attitude rather than being angry about something that she has no business being angry about because it happened 3 months before she started dating Dean and shoving her nose where it doesn't belong 🤷🏻♀️ That's just a suggestion, I don't know how much room she has up there given that the stick up her ass must have migrated somewhere else...
Oh yeah, this was my take on Lisa if, without Ben as a maturing factor in her life, she dealt with this situation by being a bit catty and immature herself. She's a particular kind of "nice" mean girl almost on Regina George level. 😭 (Unfortunately I've had experience with the type lol)
You might have a tiny bit more sympathy for her in Part 2, but you also might not, and that's ok. 😆😆 She's a real bitch in this part out of jealousy who needs to shut her mouth and not try to tell a pregnant woman what to do, but the super frustrating part I feel like is that Dean won't know about this behavior, since the reader doesn't want to tell him. ❤️🩹 If she had, he probably would've broken up with Lisa right then and there lol.
Do it.
Oh I'm sure she knows and she's very comfortable sniping at a pregnant woman. Which basically tells you everything you need to know about her 😤
YES quite literally. 🙄🙄🙄
Oh my goodness NO SWEETIE! I promise you're not fat, oh my word my heart is breaking for her 😭 Dang it, I saw the warnings about the body insecurity but I still wasn't ready 😢😭
Ooof Lisa really triggered her, didn't she? 😭😭 This part kinda hurt even me to write, but we like how Dean dealt with her insecurity, don't we? 😏
Why don't you shove that right up your hooch LISA?! Or better yet, bend over and the reader will do it for you!
Lmfaooooo right? I would pay to see that. 🤣
Sorry I got heated, but THIS fic is SO good Alex! The internal monologue for the reader had me cackling- she was very witty and awkward and shy and funny and it was AMAZING! I loved it and I can't wait to read the next chapter 🥰
Aww thank you, my lovely!! 🥹🥹 I feel like the shyish awkward ones are the funniest in their own minds/when they get comfortable enough with people to be themselves. 💕
Just to warn you, the next chapter is a rollercoaster of emotion. 😆 But I'm so excited for you to read it! I'm also working on an epilogue that I wasn't expecting to write at first, but it will come out later this month. 💗
Also thank you for feeding us all with super hot smoking (pun intended) firefighter!Dean. The crisp white shirt, the piercing green eyes, the swagger, the leather jacket...
Ahaha you're so very welcome! I loved writing Smoke Eater so it was fun getting to write another firefighter!Dean AU, this time with a younger "early seasons" feeling to Dean -- the one we all fell in love with in season 1. 😏💞💞
IF I STAY - Part 1
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Plus-Sized!Reader
Summary: Your dream is to work with kids as an elementary school teacher. Dean is well on his way to becoming a firefighter, keeping things light and “strings unattached” as he goes. After a one-night stand you never saw coming, you and Dean are forced to deal with the consequences…and figure out if the connection between you is worth fighting for.
AN: Yes, here’s another firefighter AU! Based on a request from one of my lovely Patreon members: @redhoodieone. She requested pretty much all the major beats of this story, so hopefully I did her request justice! This is also partially inspired by Fools Rush In, a beautiful movie with Salma Hayek and Matthew Perry (Rest in Peace, King).
Song Inspo: “I Can’t Help Falling in Love” by Elvis
Word Count: 8.7K
Tags/Warnings: 18+ only! Smut, thick thirty, hints of body insecurity, but also body appreciation, angst, and hurt/comfort.
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Part 1: Fools Rush In
Slowly, your eyes slide open into the waking world. Your head is resting on something warm, firm…and a little sweaty. You pick your head up, despite the disorienting, muddy feeling of a slight hangover.
A groan bubbles in your throat. Your gaze travels downward, and you realize that what you’re looking at is more of a who.
Your eyes widen. Oh…my…God…
Not only are you very naked, but your firm pillow is too. It happens to be your best friend’s brother.
Yes, holy fucking shit! You slept with your best friend’s brother.
Biting the inside of your lip, you can’t help but take him in, here in the raw light of day as he lays peacefully on his back. His head lolls to the side on your usual pillow. Your eyes roam over the bow of his lips, the dark eyebrows, lightish brown hair that's softer than it should be between your fingers.
He’s painfully handsome. There’s a slight hesitation in your touch, but you softly trace the cut of his jaw and the stubble spread across it. That roughness feels familiar, and not just under the pads of your fingers, though the thought makes you blush. You begin to remember the night before, almost like a movie reel through your mind…
Ooooh, right. That’s what happened.
It starts at Sam Winchester’s joint bachelor-bachelorette party at a nice hotel downtown. He and Eileen aren't the "strippers and coke" kind of party couple. They're more the "wine and brie en croute with pickled olives" on the expensive crackers you can't afford—kind of couple.
They look perfectly in love, if a bit long-suffering while Dean gives a hilarious, somewhat inappropriate, but still ultimately heartwarming toast to their happiness. After lowering the glass of champagne from his lips, his gaze catches on yours in the crowd. You suck in a subtle breath.
Technically you’ve met him already, being one of Eileen’s bridesmaids, but there’s something about his green eyes that pin you to the floor. When he hands over the mic to Lisa Braeden, Eileen’s Maid of Honor, his head turning away from you to offer her a smile breaks the spell. It allows you to breathe.
Dean later finds you by the bar. You’re drinking a rum and coke with your slice of cake, trying not to get a single crumb on your dress. You've put a lot of work into affording it, let alone fitting in it. He leans his elbows casually on the counter and looks over at you.
“Hey, how’s it going?” he nods at you with a smile, subtly taking you in first. Then, his eyes go to your plate. “Ooh, red velvet. Gotta get me some of that.”
You smile back at him. “It’s pretty good.”
“Yeah, looks good in your hand,” he says, adding a teasing wink for good measure.
You don't know why that does it for you, but a half-flattered, half-nervous laugh tumbles out of your mouth. Sam has warned you before about Dean. Apparently his older brother is a bit of a flirt; a ladies’ man.
A man whore, are the words Eileen used.
You’re honestly surprised he’s talking to you when Eileen’s other bridesmaids, Lisa and Jo, are sipping martinis together down at the other end of the bar. Guess they didn’t want cake.
They look beautiful in their lithe, strapless little cocktail dresses. You’ve had to give up chocolate, bread, and cheese for three months straight to fit into this dress, something slinky and red that drapes over your thicker, curvy figure. But you’re proud of the fact that you’re letting yourself eat cake tonight, even though you’ve often felt like Mrs. Doubtfire while standing for pictures next to Lisa and Jo.
They’re Eileen’s friends, not so much your crowd. No matter how much you’ve tried to get to know them while helping the wedding planning in whatever way you can, you still get a high school clique vibe from the women, if with more “polite smiles.” Then they’ll typically go back to talking about crystal centerpieces—or whatever in-depth conversation they were having before you were there.
But right now, Dean’s focus is on you. When he asks you more about yourself, you tell him about recently earning an elementary education degree.
“Ah, but you already knew that, because Sam told you we graduated college together,” you realize, with warmth tingeing your cheeks. That subject came up pretty quickly when he introduced you to his brother.
Dean’s smile confirms your suspicions, so you just keep filling the silence on reflex.
“Well, I actually just started teaching my first ever semester of second graders. They’re a bit of a handful, but overall, they’re really sweet.” Your smile falters. “Except for this one kid who likes to put little tacks on my chair. He’s kind of a menace, but I think if I bribe him with enough lollipops, he’ll give it a rest. I mean, it’s a behavioral issue and I should probably call his parents. But it's kind of hard to tell them their son is trying to make my ass into a pincushion."
Dean's laugh comes out in a sharp burst, like he wasn't expecting what just came out of your mouth. You didn't either, honestly. You giggle more out of embarrassment, ducking your head.
"He’s in second grade, you know?" you say, in between laughter. "I don't think that little footnote needs to end up on his permanent record. But then there's Micah. He's so friggin' smart. He can read at the fifth grade level already. Can you believe that? And I know I'm not supposed to have favorites, but his grades on his spelling tests get him a spot in the comfy bean bag chair pretty much every Friday. Honestly, I think that's what I like about working with kids. I get to see that spark on their face when something just finally clicks for them. Their little faces get all bright and happy and…ugh. God, I'm sorry. I'm rambling, right?”
You stop yourself with a hand sliding over your mouth, not quite covering your smile of embarrassment.
Dean’s grin just widens, making the corners of his eyes crinkle.
"It's okay. I kinda like it," he teases.
You duck your head, biting your lip against a groan. He chuckles and reaches out for your hand, earning your nervous glance. He quirks his head.
“Hey, you're passionate about what you do, helping kids. That's nothin' to be ashamed of,” he says, brushing his thumb over your hand. “But sweetheart, I gotta ask. Am I making you nervous or something?”
God, yes, you think, especially at that sweetheart thing. It’s making your heartbeat tick up a syncopated rhythm, but you shake your head, biting the straw of your rum and coke.
“No, not at all,” you say, in a hopefully “breezy” kind of way. You touch your fingers to his wrist. “Tell me about you though. Sam mentioned that you’re a firefighter?”
“Ah, yeah. Firefighter in training,” he says, with a more genuine smile.
He just started at the Fire Academy, and he tells you about all the drills he’s had to learn and all the training he’s had to do to be able to keep up with his classes. You subtly eye him while you sip at your drink, and you notice the crisp cut of his buttoned-down shirt and leather jacket, the definition of muscle across his thighs under the slacks, even while he casually sits.
Your gaze subtly travels down his long bowed legs, smart dress shoes. His cologne is woody and masculine, but not overpowering; maybe bergemot and sandalwood. It pleasantly wafts under your nose every time he gestures with his hands while he talks.
“Aw man, I can’t hold out anymore. I think I need to get me some of that cake before it’s gone,” he says, getting up from his chair.
You’re a bit disappointed that he’s leaving, until he stops short.
“You want another piece?” he offers, gesturing at your empty plate that’s been resting on the counter.
You blink in surprise, but you shake your head. “Oh, no. I probably shouldn’t.”
“Why not? It’s a party,” Dean reasons. His grin is too damn infectious. It has you smiling, and begrudgingly agreeing.
Not only does he bring you more cake, but you watch him eat three whole slices before he asks you to dance.
The rest of it flashes through your mind like strobe lights—the way he’d started small and respectful with his larger hand closed over yours and the other along the curve of your waist. He guided you closer and closer, until you were turned around into his arms, and you could feel his warm breath on your neck.
You felt his lips teasing your skin. Then those hands tantalizingly drifted down your every soft curve, as if showing you a preview of everything he could do to you, and every way he’d make you come apart. You believed him.
And when he whispered in your ear, asking if he could take you home, you let him.
You let him drive you in that big black piece of history he drives. Used to be my dad’s car, he said. A Chevy something. You couldn’t really remember much when his hand was drifting up and down your thigh like that.
His presence burned hot at your back when you two eventually got to the front door of your apartment, your hands just barely shaking as you got the key in. Twist and click—
He waited until you flipped the lights on. Then he turned you around slowly in his arms and pulled you in close, all the while asking you with his eyes and raised brows. This okay? You want this?
“Do I still make you nervous?” he asked, his lips twitching at a smile when yours do.
You nodded, uttering a small giggle. “In a good way.”
That was when he finally kissed you, hot and slow, like he meant to devour you whole. He moaned at the taste of you, at the feel of your ass squeezed in his hands. You clung onto him strong, breathing into his kiss and trying to meet every single demand of his lips.
It soon became a fiery tear to your bedroom, one lamp flicked on, hot breaths and nice clothes crumpled to the floor. You didn’t feel self-conscious even once when he guided you under him on the bed, because he wasted no time in taking you apart, inch by inch.
His lips kissed and licked and sucked a burning trail down your neck, over your collarbone and between your breasts. You felt his hardened length trapped between your bodies while his hands explored you, teasing your breasts and sensitive nipples, and he mapped his way down with his lips.
You explored every part of him you could—every dip of muscle, firm shoulders and the slopes of his back, and then back up to tangle in his hair. Your heated gasps and whimpers filled the room when his sinful mouth found what it was looking for between your legs.
It wasn’t often that you had a strong pair of shoulders to rest your thighs on, but Dean’s grip was hard enough to leave deep fingerprints of pressure on each thigh while he slipped his tongue through your folds and feasted on you.
“D-Dean, oh God,” you gasped. Every sound you made was a sensuous symphony in his ears, washing over his skin and making the well of his desire churn hot in his lower belly. He had to roll his hips into the mattress for some relief for his aching cock, even while he moved his mouth up to your clit, circling the swollen bud with his tongue. He had enough room to slip two fingers deep inside your sopping wet channel, exploring you deeply, stroking and twisting to find what you needed.
Your thighs trembled and squeezed tight on either side of his head. When he sucked your clit tight between his lips, you uttered as gasping moan as that coil snapped its release. Your inner walls fluttered around his fingers. Yours clenched tightly in his hair, threatening to rip out a few strands.
Dean stroked you all through your first orgasm, giving slower licks to your clit. He seemed to sense when you couldn’t handle anymore though. You tugged more sharply on his hair, and he finally pulled away, moving back up your body to gauge your reaction.
You’d collapsed boneless against the bed, but you still managed to smile up at him as you caught your breath.
“You okay, sweetheart?” he asked. But his self-satisfied grin almost made you laugh. You took his glistening face between your hands and pulled him down for a grateful kiss.
After a moment to savor your lips, he broke away for a second to catch his breath himself. You stroked his back all the while.
“You know, for a minute down there, I thought you might not let me come back up,” he teased.
You choked on a laugh, covering your face in embarrassment.
“Honestly wouldn’t have minded if you did suffocate me,” he chuckled, accompanied by a slap to your left ass cheek. You squealed, and blushed hotly at the way he was grinning down at you.
“Ready for more, baby? Or you want to call it a night?” he asked. His tone was playful, but it was actually a serious question. You blinked in surprise. You’d never had a guy be this, well…generous, and not expect anything in return, especially not for just a hookup.
But you shook your head and sat up, slipping a hand behind Dean’s neck. After a beat of hesitation, you guided him down to you for a slow, sensuous kiss.
“No, I don’t want to call it a night,” you whispered. Your hand drifted down his bare chest, and lower still. You showed him just how well you could return the favor.
And now, come the morning, you’re blushing down to your neck as each scene flashes through your mind. You feel the ghost of his hands all over your body, and how you’d never quite felt quite as bold and sexy and beautiful with a near stranger as you had with Dean effing Winchester. Your best friend’s brother.
You begin to worry your bottom lip with your teeth. How the hell are you going to tell Sam? Especially after he warned you about exactly this. Plus, there’s a reason you don’t typically do the one-night stand thing, and this has the potential to become something very complicated.
You know what, it’s fine! you think. We’re two consenting adults. We’re both single. And maybe…maybe it could be more than a hookup. Maybe we can see each other again, see where it goes.
“What’re you thinking so hard about?” Dean says, his voice croaking with sleep.
You look down at him in surprise. His eyes have cracked open and he has your hand captive, stopping you from continuing to idly trace patterns on his bare chest. You smile in embarrassment.
“Sorry,” you say. Again, you bite your lower lip. “Um, good morning.”
“Morning, sweetheart,” he grins lazily. “You sure wore me out last night.”
Your smile becomes more genuine, even if you turn your face away somewhat shyly.
“Aw, don’t do that,” Dean says. He slides his hand up your arm and behind your neck, tangling into your already tangled hair when he guides you down to his lips for a kiss. “You were awesome.”
You giggle against his lips. “Really?”
“Hell, yeah,” he says, kissing you again.
You shake your head a little. “You were…”
Amazing. Unbelievable. Probably the best night I’ve ever had.
“Perfect,” you decide. Because it’s the truth. The word comes out of your mouth before you can filter yourself though, making you pause. Dean does too, but after a beat, he slowly smiles.
“Oh yeah?” he asks.
You lick your lips, and you nod. “Definitely.”
“Well, then,” he says. His hand moves down to squeeze your hip. “You down for a repeat performance?”
You smile. “Only if I get a turn.”
Bracing your hands on his chest, you slide your thigh across his lap so you can straddle his hips. Dean grins and goes along with your idea. He gets a nice healthy handful of your thighs and helps settle you on top of him. But first, he reaches over into your nightstand drawer and finds another condom, ripping it open with his teeth.
Just like you did for him last night, you take the packet, as well as his generous length in your hands. You gently stroke him to full mast, smiling pleased at his groan of pleasure. Then you carefully fit the condom over him.
“You’re so gentle with me,” he teases.
“Just returning the favor,” you quip, just before you position him at your wet entrance. Slowly, you sink down over his cock.
You both moan at the feeling of him stretching you again, warm and thick and fitting perfectly nestled deep inside. There had been moments last night where he wasn’t all that gentle, actually, but his passion had only spurred yours on more. You know you’ll probably find fingerprint marks on your thighs and ass, but it’s fucking worth it, you think, as you begin to bob a rocking rhythm that serves you both.
Dean arches his back underneath you, his knees coming up to press against your ass.
“Goddamn, baby. Givin’ me quite a show,” he says, in a panting voice that’s deep as sin.
You utter a breathy laugh.
Dean means it though. He’s enjoying the way you brush your hair out of your face, your beautiful tits in his face while you truly let loose for him. He guides you by the stronghold he has on your hips, his fingers pressing into your soft flesh as he ruts up into you, meeting your thrusts.
Your breath quickens, your nails digging into his chest on reflex, and your heart races as that delicious pleasure builds. But when Dean snakes a hand between you and further parts your folds to massage tight circles over your clit, your vision flashes white. You utter a scream of pleasure on his name, your inner walls choking him tight as you throb around his cock. His release hits him like a goddamn freight train.
“Aw, fuck,” he grunts.
He slams your hips down hard, making your thighs slap against his. A ragged groan escapes him in a rush. His hands move to your thighs just under your ass, where his fingers press into flesh hard enough to leave forensic ID, giving him leverage to bury himself deep into your pussy as he spills a hot release into the condom.
Goddamn…
He can almost imagine that he’s coming free inside you, that you’re milking his cock for every drop, until there’s nothing left for him to give.
The thought surprises him. It almost takes him out of the moment, honestly. That’s not a thought he’s ever had before—not with a woman he barely knows (which is most of his hookups, if he’s honest).
In that delicious, fractious moment just after it hits, it’s like those few seconds are suspended in zero gravity. Your arms are shaking, and your forced to collapse against his chest. Dean welcomes you there for a little while, letting you come down while he smooths a hand over your hair.
Though he can't help the urge to let his big hand drift down over your dewy skin, down the gentle slope of your back and over the curve of your generous ass. He gives one cheek a teasing slap. The sound echoes in the room.
"Goddamn perfect ass," he says roughly, smirking at your squeal. You end up grinning hard against his neck.
"'S that my new nickname?" you quip.
He chuckles deeply, moving you along with his chest. "Hell, sweetheart, if you want it to be."
Eventually, you lean back to give him a smile and one last kiss before you pull away from him. You slip off his lap to find your robe, at least. You definitely need a shower.
“So I’m thinking, after we get cleaned up, I could make us some breakfast,” you offer. “Or if you want, maybe we could go somewhere. I know a little diner down the block.”
“I like the sound of food,” Dean agrees with a smile. Ge reaches over for his phone on the nightstand, to check the time. His eyes widen. “Oh, shit.”
He has to get his ass over to the Fire Academy. He has class in barely twenty minutes.
He tears out of bed and nearly trips on the coiled sheets.
“Sorry. Gonna need to take a raincheck,” he says. He hurries to find his clothes strewn all over your bedside floor.
“What’s the matter?” you ask with wide eyes. You cross your arms under your breasts, but it’s more like you’re hugging yourself over your robe. You watch him tear through your bedroom in a tempest of movement.
Dean spares you a glance, but not much else as he yanks up his slacks and belt and dress shirt.
“Gotta get to class,” he confesses. Thank God he has his uniform in the trunk of his car for exactly these kinds of emergencies. He grabs his phone, wallet, and keys, and quickly kisses you on the cheek. He gazes down at you apologetically. “Sorry I gotta cut and run, sweetheart, but it’s been fun.”
Your smile barely reaches your eyes. He’s pressed for time, but he still notices.
He slows himself down and cups your cheek. “Hey.”
He gets your pretty eyes looking up at him, and he gives you a real kiss, nice and slow. He cradles your cheek and brushes his thumb across your skin.
“Thanks,” he says. His now familiar grin manages to make you smile. “And I mean that.”
You shake your head at him. “Okay go, Mr. Future Fireman. Be safe out there, okay?”
He gives you a playful salute. “Yes, ma’am.”
You can’t help but laugh. This guy’s too much. But you don't think you've had this much fun having sex in...
All right, let's not put a timeframe on it.
You watch him leave your apartment, even though you have a sinking feeling in your chest. You knew this was just a hookup for him, for both of you. Part of you just couldn’t help hoping that it could’ve led to something more.
Dean means to call you.
He really does.
After that truly awesome, you shook me all night long, kind of a night, he thinks about you more than he’d like to admit over the next few weeks. However, he finds himself locked into his training. He’s so close to finishing strong and earning his badge, he just can’t afford any more distractions.
Still, he should’ve known that Sam would find out—either through Eileen, or through you directly. He also should’ve expected the way his brother let him have it.
“And you didn’t even fucking call her. See? This is why I don’t set you up with any of my friends anymore,” Sam bitches at him from his side of the small two-seater dinner table. They still share an apartment, though in just a month and a half, Sam’s going to be moving out. He and Eileen already found a house that they’re moving into after the wedding.
“Look, I was going to call her, man. They’ve just been bustin’ my ass at the Academy!” Dean argues.
“Bullshit.” Sam levels him with the same finger that holds his beer.
Dean’s brows raise, high and annoyed. “Oh, really?”
“Yeah, I’m calling bullshit. Because if you really liked her, respected her, and respected me, you would’ve made the time,” Sam says.
That falls heavy between the brothers for a moment while they eat their pizza.
“Look, I know her. She doesn’t do hookups that often, which means…she probably liked you,” Sam adds. “And honestly, when are you going to give it a real try with someone? You can only visit that free clinic so many times.”
Dean shoots him a glare. He’s had a clean bill of health from said clinic for six months straight.
“Jesus Christ. Enough, all right?” he grouses. “What’re you, Mom?”
“I’m just saying,” Sam says, lowering his crust to the plate. He levels his brother with a more earnest look, lightening up from his anger. “Look, if it’s about what happened to Dad—”
“What, you mean the way he drank himself to death after Mom died?” Dean says. His voice cuts through whatever softball glove Sam is trying to handle him with. “You think that’s the kind of thing I should be looking for in my life?”
“Oh, and what, do you think I’m making a mistake marrying Eileen?” Sam counters.
Dean sighs, shaking his head. “Damn it, don’t put words in my mouth. That’s not what I’m saying, it’s just…I don’t know. Maybe that kind of life—the house, the wife, the 2.5 kids and the dog. Maybe that’s just not my life, okay?”
Sam gives him a long look. He lets go of a deep breath, and he shrugs.
“Okay,” he says. “If you think hooking up night after night for the rest of your life is going to make you happy, then fine.”
Dean nods, glad that they can put an end to this little After School Special.
“Okay.”
Still, he can’t finish his third slice of pizza. He keeps picturing your face when he left you that morning. No matter how you tried to hide it, he still saw the tinge of disappointment in your eyes. It brews something uncomfortable in his stomach, and a sting in his chest.
You’re eating lunch alone in your classroom, finally on your break, when an unfamiliar number flashes across your phone screen. You look down at it in confusion, but with all the caterers and florists and things you’ve helped Eileen with on the wedding, you figure it could be important. You pick up the call and greet whoever’s on the line.
“Hey, sweetheart. How are you?”
You drop your ham and cheese on your keyboard, gaping in surprise.
“Dean?”
“Yeah, it’s me,” he chuckles slightly. “Sorry, I know it’s been a minute.”
You frown, because you’re confused more than anything.
“Yeah, like almost a month,” you reply. You put the call on speaker so you can grab up your sandwich and quickly brush off the crumbs from your keyboard. You struggle to say something cool, clever, sexy even. “I’m okay. Just, um…what’s up?”
Smooth, real smooth. You cover your eyes with your hand.
“Nothin’, I was just thinking of that night,” he says. “I had a good time.”
Your frown deepens, despite the beginning of a blush warming your cheeks. If he’s calling you just for another hookup…
“So I just thought maybe you and I could do something again. Maybe you wanna come over my place this time.”
And there it is. You deflate at his words, shoulders sagging. The "convenient booty call" proposition.
“I could make us some burgers, toss in a couple of beers and a movie night,” he adds.
That part throws you though, you’re not going to lie. What, is this a Netflix and chill situation—with a side of fries?
You consider it. You weigh pros and cons at a frightening speed in your mind, almost like Sherlock Holmes contemplating the layout of a dead body and deducing within moments that his wife committed the murder, despite the man no longer wearing a ring.
You want to let yourself be bold and spontaneous and carefree...but it's just not who you are at your core. You're a planner, a cautious person who looks three ways before crossing the street. Letting Dean take you home that night was certainly one of the most spontaneous, wild things you've done since your friends took you out to a strip club after you aced your final round of exams back in college.
(Sam hadn't been there that night, but he did get an embarrassing drunken text from you at 3:00 a.m., along with a few shame-ridden pictures fueled by questionable substances. Yes, he still had the evidence.)
You just don't know if it's smart to let yourself hookup with Dean again. Mostly because you know your heart has the tendency to get attached, no matter how much you warn it not to.
“You know, Dean, I’m pretty busy with my job right now. I just started here a couple of months ago, and I think I just need to focus on that right now,” you say. Part of it isn’t a lie, even though your soft heart is stinging.
“Ah, okay. Yeah. I get that,” he says. You hear his disappointment too. “But I just need to say, I really am sorry for not calling you sooner.”
Your lips tug at a smile. “It’s okay, Dean. Look, you’re Sam’s brother. I just feel like, maybe it’s better if you and I stay friends.”
“Friends, huh?” Dean says wryly. “I’m sorry, sweetheart, but I don’t have three rounds of steamy hot sex with any of my friends.”
Your blush comes swiftly again, burning in your cheeks.
“Be that as it may,” you say, “I just don’t want to do anything that will distract from Sam and Eileen’s wedding.”
“Oh, I’m a distraction, huh?” Dean says flirtatiously.
You begin to smile in earnest. “I think you know damn well what you are, Dean Winchester.”
His deep chuckle practically resonates through the phone and into your chest, going straight down to your pussy. You clench on nothing just at the sound of his voice, making you cross your legs under your skirt. Dear God…
How are you supposed to be even remotely normal around this man now?
But for Sam’s sake (and your own), you’ll have to try.
Two months later, Dean has taken Sam’s dating advice to heart. A week or so after you turned him down, he ran into Lisa Braeden, Eileen’s Maid of Honor, while he was at the grocery store buying beer and Twizzlers. She was a smart, sharp, sexy brunette. A yoga instructor, he soon found out. So he took a chance on asking her out. They’ve been going slow and steady ever since.
Dean hasn’t heard from you since the rehearsal dinner, but he sees you again at his brother’s wedding. All the bridesmaids are wearing long, royal blue dresses that drape off the shoulders and hug the bust and waist, flaring gently at the skirt. Lisa and Jo wear it beautifully, their hair perfectly smooth and coiled.
But when you step out into the hall outside the church ballroom to join them, Dean actually pauses in what he’s saying to his brother. He nearly double takes when you enter his line of vision—mostly because he hasn’t seen you in a dress since that night. You were sexy as hell then, a lady in red.
Today, you’re absolutely stunning.
After greeting Sam with a warm hug, you turn to him with a nervous kind of smile. “H-Hey, Dean.”
With that, he snaps out of it. Dean smiles, eyes crinkling, and goes over to give you a hug as well.
“Good to see you,” he says, trying not to inhale too much of your nice perfume. It’s even in your hair.
“You too,” you reply. Your smile is a little brighter, more genuine. Though there’s something behind your eyes that he can’t quite place.
What he doesn’t notice is the way Lisa is watching you and her boyfriend, a hint of suspicion on her face.
You do though. You pull away from Dean and assemble into a line with Lisa at the helm. As the Best Man, Dean stands with her, followed by Jo and Brady, another one of Sam’s buddies. You and Benny bring up the rear. Benny’s dad used to work with John, Sam and Dean’s father, on the police force.
According to Sam, John Winchester worked a beat for twenty-six years before his liver finally gave out on him. Dean almost went to the Police Academy to follow in his dad’s footsteps, but Benny, already working his way up to Lieutenant, suggested Dean become a smoke eater instead. The suggestion stuck.
Benny Lafitte is slightly shorter than Dean, but just as broad-shouldered, his auburn beard neatly trimmed. Even though you might’ve thought he was rough around the edges at first, his kind blue eyes spoke the contrary. He offers you his arm like a gentleman.
“Well aren't I lucky, getting the prettiest girl on my arm,” he says, with a charming smile.
You smile, and even begin to blush at the way he subtly takes note of you from head to toe.
“Well, thank you. You’re very handsome yourself. Although, hold on.” You slip your arm out of his for a moment so that you can fix his tie. It’s slightly crooked. You make sure that it lays flat under his collar, smoothing down all the edges and picking off any small dust particles that landed on his collar. Benny watches you with an indulgent smile.
“Am I good?” he asks.
“Very,” you reply.
“I appreciate it, thank you,” he says. You don’t know if he means to sound flirtatious, but his voice is a deep drawl that washes over you pleasantly. You find yourself blushing down to your neck as you slip your arm back around his.
You also don’t notice how Dean glances at you and Benny over his shoulder.
As much as you love Sam and Eileen, it’s difficult for you to keep your mind from spinning into fractals as the ceremony goes on. You can’t help but glance at Dean. He stands there behind Sam dutifully, but you see brotherly pride in Dean’s eyes, in his smile. It makes you smile too. You too love Sam like a brother, and it brings a well of happy tears to your eyes to watch him have his moment with his new wife.
It just also reminds you of what you need to do.
After the ceremony ends and the bridal party files out behind the bride and groom, you excuse yourself from Benny apologetically. You wait until Lisa and Jo go off to take pictures with Sam and Eileen, and you grab Dean’s wrist, pulling him aside.
“I need to talk to you,” you whisper.
Dean gives you a confused look. “They’re gonna need us for the pictures.”
“I know, but this is important,” you say. Your voice trembles with nerves, and so do your hands. Dean notices, frowning in concern. He grasps your arm to try and steady you.
“Hey, are you okay?”
“Just come with me,” you implore him. You take his hand and lead him into the women’s dressing room attached to the church sanctuary you all just came out of.
Dean raises his brows at the mess you and the rest of the bridesmaids have made of the room—pantyhose and makeup and clothing litter the floor and most available surfaces, while leftover breakfast sandwiches, grapes, salami, and cheddar cheese cubes are splayed out across one of the vanity counters. Dean is tempted to steal a morsel, but he focuses on you first.
You close and lock the door, which makes his brows raise high again. You know he has a girlfriend now, right?
“Uhh, look, I’m not sure what’s going on here, but—”
You heave a sigh. Again, you take his hand and guide him to sit with you at the vanity. The old stools squeak, the overhead lights a bit too bright. This is not where you want to do this, but you can’t hold it in anymore.
“Dean, I’m pregnant,” you confess.
He freezes. His breath stills in his lungs. His eyes slowly widen as the words click in his brain.
“What?” His head tilts, as if he didn’t hear you right.
You squeeze his hand; to ground him or yourself, you’re not sure.
“I’m about two months pregnant. I found out last week.”
Dean swipes his free hand over his mouth while he tries to compute. He squeezes your hand, tighter and tighter. He points to himself.
“It’s…it’s me? It’s mine?”
You give him a weary smile. “You’re the only one I’ve been with in the last few months. It could only be you.”
Oh fuck. The man’s face begins to pale as he descends into shock.
“But we…I used a condom,” he reasons. “All the—all the times!”
You bite your lip. If you weren’t freaking the fuck out yourself, you’d probably be laughing right now. Granted, you’ve had a bit more time to process this than Dean.
“I know, I was there,” you reply, releasing yet another sigh. “One of them probably broke. That’s all I can think of… Honestly, Dean, I’m sorry I didn’t tell you earlier. I just didn’t want to disrupt the ceremony or cause a scene before the wedding. But now you know.”
Dean falls silent then. He hasn’t let go of your hand, which you think is a decent sign. He’s likely forgotten that you’re still holding it as he stares off into the middle distance for several seconds.
Eventually, he shakes his head and returns his gaze to yours. He looks uncertain, his handsome face the true epitome of holy fucking shit.
You know the feeling.
But he asks the most important question.
“What do you want to do?”
Briefly you close your eyes as you take a breath. You squeeze his hand before you let go of him.
“I’ve thought about this a lot, and…I’m keeping the baby,” you tell him, though you raise placating hands. “I don’t want money, or anything like that. I just wanted you to know that it’s yours. How much you want to be in his or—or her life, that’s up to you.”
Dean takes a beat before he answers, but you don’t have to wait so long holding your breath.
“Okay. Okay, yeah. I’ll help you. Don’t worry,” he says.
And just like that, all the time you spent giving yourself pep talks for this, telling yourself that you’ll need to be strong no matter what he says, all of it crumbles into relief. Your lower lip trembles, and your body shudders as you break into tears. You try covering your face to hide your shame, but Dean grasps your shoulders.
“Hey, hey. It’s all right,” he says. He tentatively pulls you into a hug. “It’s gonna be okay.”
You nod into his dress shirt, probably staining him with your running makeup.
“Thank you,” you whisper. “Thank you so much.”
He holds you a bit tighter in response.
You and Dean agree to keep this to yourselves for now, at least until Sam and Eileen get back from their honeymoon. It’s difficult to explain why your eyes are all red and your makeup is smudged, but you promise Sam that you’ll tell him later. You know it’s pointless to lie to him though. As a lawyer, his bullshit meter is far too high.
However, you also know that he’s half guessed it by the time you all make it to the reception. When you and Dean came out of that dressing room to join the bridal party for pictures, you're sure that you looked emotionally wrecked. Dean had looked pale as a sheet, his body coiled and tense, as willing himself to seem normal. Sam had clocked both of you with a raise of his brow, but he didn't say anything then, especially after you gave him a pleading look.
While Eileen greets her family without him for a moment, Sam pulls you aside. He notes your glass of diet coke, in a moderate sea of guests drinking champagne and cocktails.
“Are you okay?” he asks knowingly.
Tears well up in your eyes again. You don’t know if it’s your damn hormones going haywire, or just the way Sam asks you, with the love of a friend in his eyes. He squeezes your shoulder gently, prompting you with your name.
“Yeah, I think I will be,” you say.
"Is it the same reason you're not drinking?" he asks. "You and Dean earlier..."
You hesitantly confirm with a nod. Sam blows out a harsh sigh, raising folded hands to his mouth as he processes. You begin to look around on reflex, trying to see if anyone's watching you and Sam have this conversation in the middle of the reception. To your relief, everyone around you seems occupied with drinks, hours d'oeuvres and conversation.
“What did he say when you told him?” Sam asks. His gaze is firmer. You get the idea that if he doesn’t like what you tell him, then he’s about to go grab his brother by the ear himself.
You grab his wrist and give a placating squeeze. “He said he's going to help me, be there for me.”
“Damn right. So will I,” Sam nods, and glances back at Eileen, his new bride, with a smile. “We both will.”
“I know,” you nod as well. “I’ll be okay, Sam. You don’t have to worry so much. Just enjoy your wedding day. It’s the only one you’re gonna get. Well, you know…hopefully.”
You tease him with a wink.
Sam laughs, cupping your cheek. He kisses your other cheek.
“I love you, you know that right?” he says.
You give him a trembling smile through your tears.
Meanwhile, Dean has a beautiful woman in his arms. He turns Lisa on the dancefloor, trying not to trip on his own dress shoes, all the while knowing that his brain isn’t here in his body. It’s across the ballroom, watching you talk to Sam. Dean can tell that he knows, just in his Big Bird body language. He’d also recognize that accompanying Bitch Face anywhere.
“Dean, what’s wrong,” Lisa asks him, and not for the first time. She’s getting annoyed, he can tell. She finally looks over to where he keeps glancing, and she notices you with a frown. It’s also not the first time she’s caught him staring at you tonight.
“What was that earlier in the dressing room? She didn’t really get food poisoning, did she?” she asks pointedly. “What, did you two used to date or something?”
He gives a wan smile. “Yeah, kinda. We…had a thing once.”
“What kind of thing?”
Dean closes his eyes and tries to keep himself calm. He’s pretty sure if he tells her the truth right now, she’s going to find the nearest cocktail and dump it over his head.
But shit, here it goes.
“Well…”
After a long day at school, you drive over to Dean’s apartment. You’d agreed to meet there and wait for him to get off his shift at Firehouse 83, where he just started as a full-fledged firefighter on probation. When he gets home, he’s supposed to go with you to an important appointment with your OB-GYN.
You were hoping he’d already be done with work by the time you got to his place, but Lisa's there to open the door for you. Apparently, he’d already given her a key.
Moving kind of fast, but okay, you think. A second later, you could’ve rolled your eyes at yourself. Pot, kettle, me. Got it.
Lisa greets you with a “polite” smile at best, but she does offer you water at least. You really can’t blame her for not liking you though. She found out her boyfriend got another woman pregnant right before he started dating her. Really, she has more balls than you for staying with him. You wouldn't put it past Dean to somehow have smooth-talked her into giving him a chance.
Or she really loves him. The thought sobers you as you lower yourself down to the couch beside her. Both of you sit there in silence for a moment, trying to figure out something to talk about.
“So, you’re what, six months pregnant?” she asks.
You correct her in thinly veiled annoyance. “Three months, actually.”
“Oh, wow. I’m sorry,” she says. “I don’t know why I thought it was six.”
You have a feeling her awkward chuckle is fake, however. She knew good and damn well that you’re not six months pregnant. In her eyes, you must be the size of a parade float.
“If you want, I can recommend a holistic diet to help you get your body back after the baby’s born,” Lisa offers. “No pills, no chemicals. Just good clean weight loss.”
You feign interest. Honestly, you’d like her to cram that offer right up her hooch.
“I can even give you a discount if you want to try out yoga,” she says. “It’s low impact, but you burn plenty of calories. I have a beginner’s class, not too strenuous. Even my least flexible clients manage to do the poses.”
Is that why Dean likes you? Because you’re bendy? Bet if I sat on you, you’d pop like a fucking balloon.
You hide all of these thoughts behind a “polite” smile of your own.
“That’s really nice of you, thanks,” you reply. It’s non-committal enough, but hopefully it’ll get her off your back.
No such luck.
“You know, maintaining a healthy diet is really important for the baby’s health too,” Lisa adds. “It’s not just about avoided raw fish and dairy products. Oh, and processed food is obviously a no-go. Like, I’m sure you haven’t been hitting Taco Bell and all that stuff, right?”
As a matter of fact, you’ve been eating clean since long before you got pregnant. Not that it’s any business of hers whether you enjoy the occasional quesadilla or not.
Your temper snaps at its leash. You open your mouth to reply, when the front door unlocks and opens to Dean, stepping in through the threshold.
Thank God, you and Lisa both think. She gets up quicker from the couch than you, greeting her boyfriend with a kiss. You avert your gaze while you begin to get up yourself.
Dean reaches out to help you, grasping your arm in support. You shoot him a smile.
“I can still get up by myself,” you snip.
“Yeah, all right. Just in case,” he says with a smile. “Ready to go?”
“Oh, yeah. Let’s rock and roll,” you say, trying to hide your worsening mood. You’re exhausted, and irritated, and probably more than a little hangry. Except now, the idea of food just has you feeling guilty for even being hungry.
“Bye, hun. Hope you have a good appointment,” Lisa says, giving your shoulder a pat. You give her the most genuine smile you can muster as you thank her. It's possibly that she's one of those women who don't realize when they're being cunty, but you find it highly unlikely. She's too smart for that.
You follow Dean out the door and over to his car, big and black and sleek as you remember. You settle into the passenger seat with your arms crossed in silence. Dean switches the cassette to one of his favorite Led Zeppelin albums, though he notices your grumpy face.
“Something wrong?” he asks.
You give him some side-eye, but you’re reluctant to say anything. You just shake your head. As irritated as you are, you don’t want to be the friend who badmouths his girlfriend.
God, are we even friends? You wonder. Or am I just his knocked-up baby momma?
And again, you realize that this whole situation is probably hard for Lisa. You just don’t know if she’s jealous, or if she just…doesn’t like you.
“I’m okay,” you tell Dean.
He raises a skeptical brow. Looks like Sam isn’t the only one with a finely tuned bullshit meter.
“All right, how about this,” Dean says. “Let’s grab some burgers after this, huh? From your favorite spot. Shake Shack, right? Side of fries, frozen yogurt. I think I’ll get chocolate this time… Hmm, I doubt Lisa will want anything. She’s gone on an all-vegan kick or something.”
For one shining moment, you were happy and touched at his consideration. But now your body stills in your seat when you remember Lisa’s words. Tears well up in your eyes with a hot sting, and a sob escapes your throat.
Dean is cut off from thinking about getting extra bacon on his burger. He looks over at you in alarm. “H-Hey, what’s the matter?”
You scoff at him through your tears. “Are you kidding me? I can’t eat burgers anymore, Dean. I was already fucking fat. Now it’s just gonna get ridiculous.”
“What?” Dean’s brows knit together in confusion, along with his deepening frown. It gets worse as he tries to watch the road ahead, while at the same time, watching you continue to crumble.
“And after the birth, I’m just going to be an even fatter slob who can’t take care of her baby,” you sniffle and weep, trying in vain to wipe your eyes and get ahold of yourself.
Dean grits his teeth, his jaw twitching. Fuck it.
He turns the steering wheel sharp enough to startle a gasp out of you.
“Dean!”
He pulls the car over onto the side of the road, ignoring the honking SUV behind him. He shifts into Park and shuts off the radio—a big red flag, in your opinion. He’s upset too, and fucking serious, more so than you’ve ever seen him. You stare back at him with wide eyes.
“I’ve never once heard you say that you’re fat,” he says.
You blink at that, but eventually, you’re able to get your tongue to unstick from the roof of your mouth. You wipe the remnants of tears from your cheeks. Your face is already hot from your upset, now tinged with embarrassment.
“You haven’t known me very long,” you say quietly.
It doesn’t help. Dean’s jaw ticks again.
“Well, I’ve never thought it. Not even once,” he says. His jade green eyes are firmly set on yours, and he gestures between you and him with a pointed finger. “The reason you and I are here right now, is because the minute I saw you, I wanted you.”
One corner of his lips kicks upwards. “And that night, you didn’t disappoint.”
Your mouth falls open slightly. You don’t know how to respond, but you do know that a full blush is warming your face and neck. His words have power, and unbidden, they bloom a similar warmth between your legs. You swallow a bit nervously as you bite your bottom lip.
Dean glances down at your mouth when you do. He can remember what your pretty mouth did for him that night. Oh, he remembers all too well. He even had the shade of your lipstick streaked across his skin until he showered up at the firehouse.
He locks that all away when shifts the car back into Drive. If you’re going to make it to this appointment on time, he needs to get going.
And you both have to leave whatever that was right here by the side of the road.
AN: Woo! 😮💨 Yep, this is only Part 1, friends. Lisa is a bit different in this. My take was that without Ben in her life, she might be less mature and a bit more catty. As we get into Part 2 I'll leave it up to you to decide why she decides to stay with Dean, and perhaps more importantly, where the reader and Dean can go from here as co-parents. 🤔
If you enjoyed Part 1, please let me know!~
Next Time in Part 2:
“Hey, you okay?” you say, resting a gentle hand on his arm.
Dean shakes his head. “Look, I…I’m sorry for tossing a giant friggin’ monkey wrench into your life. I know this hasn’t been easy for you.”
If possible, your heart softens even more. You slide your hand down to grasp his.
“Dean, this baby wasn’t planned, but he’s not a mistake,” you say. “I don’t regret anything.”
Dean stares back at you incredulously. He can’t believe you could really say that to him. He doesn’t know what to say. He only knows what’s in his mind, and what he feels compelled to do in that moment.
He leans over and kisses you. It’s a firm meeting of his lips to yours, and achingly familiar.
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Random facts about Sirius, Sam and Val’s unfortunate child that every day questions his existence and tries to channel it into his art lmao:
Lives in Vesuvia full time—wants nothing to do with the Pearl Isles and denies his birthright to it (as a note: Sam eventually will find a successor for him like the previous duke did for him; pretty similar to how Lucio became count in that does it make sense ? No but it’s happening lol)
Also refuses to get involved in Vesuvian politics, much to Valerius’ sadness lmao Pretty much he doesn’t want any of his dads’ baggage as his own, and he tries to maintain a pristine self image and reputation
Is an ✨Artiste✨while he does do visual arts, dance is his primary form of expression. I’m leaning towards classic ballet, but he does do experimental fusion styles with western and eastern styles (literally a metaphor for himself lmao) Was primarily encouraged by Sam and owes a lot of his initial success to him (we love nepotism in this house lmao), but he does have some raw talent in there where he can be taken seriously
Despite this, though, he is Valerius’ Son™️ They’re extremely close and many of his mannerisms are nearly identical to Valerius. He tries very hard to be serene and unreadable, but he is very easily flustered and overwhelmed. Also has a bad temper where he loses any sense of filter lmao
Often gets into arguments with Sam over Sam’s past, specifically when it comes to Sam and his family. Sirius wants to be able to engage with his aunts and uncles and cousins, but he can’t do so without bringing up decades of baggage. He really resents Sam for this and is also why he is deeply loyal and dedicated to his family in Vesuvia. However, deep down Sirius just wants a normal relationship with Sam and his family, and no matter how often they argue, he instantly runs back and apologized lmao (him and Damien are VERY similar if we can’t tell lmao)
As mentioned, Sirus is the “older brother” to Don Don and Nadia’s accidental brain baby, Nambi. While they aren’t twins, they do share the same birthday, and essentially Val, Donna, and Nadia raise them both together as a family. Sirius extremely protective of him despite Nambi not really needing someone so doting—this is something Sam makes a constant note of, and it’s another main point of contention for them.
Hopeless romantic at heart but is utterly clueless when it comes to dating. Is very much in love with a local professional dominant, who is not quite sure what to think of him back LOL but Sirius is a Bottom Bitch™️ though and he’s trying his best lmfao
#I’ll do a separate post on Nambi when I have the spoons for it#but I needed to expel this from my brain#not all of Sam’s kids can like him ya know LMAO#rambling#OC lore#originally I wanted him to be a palace guard of some sort but that felt too like cop-y ? so tortured artist instead lol
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ahh imagine the bachelors when you’re pregnant talking to your belly to get the baby to calm down at night. like the baby likes to keep you awake at night by kicking you directly in the ribs and the only thing that works is your husbands voice.
I think shane would feel super awkward at first since hes not much of a talker anyway, but it becomes a cherished nightly routine for him in the last few weeks of your pregnancy “hello, papa shane reporting for duty, its time to chill out so your mother can get some sleep” and tell it chicken stories, elliott would read poetry and shakesphere, Alex would probably talk sports to it.
I would LOVE to hear your headcanons
Deadass sleeping while pregnant is so hard, and when the tiny child your growing rolls they’re whole body while your trying to sleep? It feels so weird 😂 also listen I know Skyrim isn’t in Stardew but I love it and I know Sebastian would also, lemme have this lmao
The bachelors talking to your baby bump to calm down your unborn child so you can sleep
Harvey:
Probably a bit nervous at first because he isn’t sure what to say
But when your having issues sleeping because your unborn child keeps kicking you as hard as they can he agrees to give it a shot
Gently lays his head on your bump
“Hey there little one, your moms out here trying her best to grow you and she needs to sleep to do that, think you might be able to settle down a bit?”
Is surprised when his voice seems to calm the unborn child down
Very quickly becomes his favorite part of the nightly routine
“Well hello in there tiny one, thank you for tuning into the nightly talk show. Today we’re gonna learn about you! That’s right, tonight’s broadcast is all about your growth”
Your giggling at his little radio show impersonation
Alex:
Ya know those TikTok videos of people doing little handshakes with their wife’s pregnant bellies and then when the baby’s born? He’s doing that, just wanted to add in that tid bit lol
He probably noticed you were having issues sleeping and he could see all the wild movements from the outside
Leans down and starts talking to the bump
“Hey kiddo, I know your doing your own thing in there but momma needs to sleep, whatcha need?”
When you tell him the baby calmed down after hearing his voice he’s thrilled
Will 100% explain the rules of gridby in depth to your unborn child
“Okay so if you wanna grow up big and strong like your daddy, your gonna have to have proper nutrition, lucky for you I have years experience”
Spends almost every night at bedtime telling your unborn child all about the farm and gridby and of-course rusty the dog
Sam:
Mans been talking to your baby way before they could hear or acknowledge him
He’s just so excited
“Hey little guy, mommy’s trying to sleep so we gotta calm down, I know you wanna shred but once your out I’ll teach ya to skateboard”
Definitely goes over skateboarding safety with your unborn child
“Sam he’s not even born yet”
“Okay but he’s gotta know how to grind the pipe baby, it’s a great skill”
100% also going to blow a raspberry on your bump to startle the baby cause it’s funny
Shane:
Dude definitely chats with your baby bump all the time
Especially when your cuddling so mostly at night when y’all are going to bed
Probably the reason the infant can’t stop kicking you without hearing from daddy first
“Hey kiddo, you’ll never guess what kinda antics the chickens got up to today, I can’t wait to introduce you to Charlie”
Definitely brought Charlie in the house once and put him on your bump
“Hey kiddo, this is Charlie, he’s my favorite chicken but don’t tell the others that”
You gently pat Charlie’s head while he looks very confused about the situati
Sebastian:
Mans fully prepared to teach your kid all about video games when Theyer old enough
But when they won’t stop kicking you at night unless he talks to them? Now they get to learn early
“So in Skyrim right? There’s a whole character builder and you get to pick what race you want to be, I always go for dark elf personally but you can be whatever you want”
It’s like two hours later, your asleep and he’s still going
“So when you get to white run you have to find the jarl and tell him about the dragons attacking helgen so he’ll send troops to riverwood and then there’s a whole side mission to go on to get the dragon stone and-“
Notices your soft snoring and chuckles to himself silently
“Okay kiddo, we’ll pick this up again tomorrow night, good night my little tadpole, love you”
Presses a little kiss to your bump before going to sleep
Elliott:
This mans been reading poems and story’s to your bump since he learned that baby’s can hear and recognize voices
It’s a nice little nightly routine, after baths and pjs and whatever snack your craving you both settle in and he grabs a book
Tonight’s book selection is the complete works of Edgar Allen Poe
“Alright little one, it’s story time”
Cozy’s up with his head on your bump
“Once upon a midnight dreary, as I pondered weak and weary over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore”
Loves knowing he can sooth the baby even before They’re born yet
Also loves knowing he can provide a bit more comfort to you as you grow them
#stardew fanfic#stardew valley#stardew farmer#stardew x reader#stardew headcanon#stardew marriage#stardew elliott#stardew harvey#stardew sam#stardew sebastian#stardew shane#stardew alex
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Okay I’m curious what is the target incident-
Oh boy you’re in for a wild ride strap in this is going to take a while
Strap in and buckle your seatbelts
So basically there’s this asshole we created named Sam gars (accidentally made an oc with canon brother lmaooooo)
Also this is part of the msa x sm crossover and vivi and Arthur were also a part of this
So it’s a normal day and the gang is shopping at target (specifically the chocolate aisle bc ya girl vivi needs it)
Be a shame if something were to happen
So ANYWAYS Sam Gars and his little brother Caleb (good kid. Friends with the hatz. Also knows Kevin and Streber bc of Ross bc I love the hc that Ross and Kevin are brothers)
So anyways Sam and Caleb walk by the chocolate aisle and Sam, THIS MF, decides to make a snide comment to Caleb abt Arthur and Streber being amputees. (Caleb hates it when Sam pulls shit like this, esp on his friends)
Vivi overhears
This is when shit hits the fan.
Vivi leaves the group to go find Sam bc she’s pissed that he made fun of her friends. Kev, Streb, and Artie don’t realize she left.
Meanwhile vivi walks up to Sam, taps him on the shoulder, and immediately punches him in the face (giving him a black eye)
The gang realizes vivi is gone when they hear a “WHAT THE FUCK DUDE” from a couple aisles over.
They all run over to see The Target Brawl
Arthur and Streber go to pry vivi (who is like a foot shorter than Sam, and winning) off of him, Kevin is kinda dumbfounded, and Caleb is panicking. Vivi is shouting at Sam and a couple kids in the store probably learn a LOT of new words that day.
Caleb calls the cops (which are John and Jack. Keep in mind that jack and Streber are brothers) bc what else is he supposed to do
This is when things get even wilder
They arrive, come to check out what’s going on, and Jack is like “streber? What are you doing here?” Meanwhile John is questioning a very angry vivi and Sam
Sam (this mf) tries to frame it as ‘I was just talking to my brother and she came up out of nowhere and punched me!’ Vivi (very rightfully so) corrects him.
Jack hears that he was being mean to his brother and absolutely flips his shit on him.
Sam is like ‘oh shit they’re brothers’
Caleb is panicking still
Kevin is glaring at Sam
Streber is still processing how quickly that escalated
Arthur isn’t surprised tbh that vivi did that but is like very overwhelmed
Vivi is still yelling profanities
So anyways John is like ‘you guard coming to the station.’ Sam tries to walk away, and John drags him by the collar of his jacket like ‘no you started this’
Vivi kicks him in the nuts on the way out (girlboss)
They all go to the station in the police car (streber gets front seat privileges)
Where Sam basically proceeds to get trauma dumped on and yelled at by jack
John tries to question Arthur abt Lewis but jack is like ‘lay off the kid’ and offers him one of the emotional support donuts John bought for him (bc the my fault spiral has started for jack Heehoo angst)
And yeah they also give Caleb a donut and let him go bc he’s stressed
Also jack may or may not cry a little after the whole ordeal
And that’s the story abt how they got banned from that target
Sam can no longer go into the candy club or go-nuts
He went to go-nuts once after and bc streber works there when streber was ringing him out he charged him double
The gang bought pizza with it lmao
Also Caleb and Ross are both like you’ll never believe what happened’ abt the same event (bc Caleb was there and Kevin ranted abt it to Ross)
Yeah this is just a summary of it there’s like 18 pages dedicated to The Target Incident lmao
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I don't know what to say other than I loved this fucking part even more! 😭🥹🩵🩷
And dear God, teenage Dean surely needed his own goddamn warning! Here's the amount of times I wanted to spray him with water 😂👇
The whole situation bites. Sucks. He should be out there helping find whatever killed his mom, but they say they know better. That he needs an education. And if he doesn’t play house with Sam and Bobby? Then he loses the car, and he’s not losing the car.
Of course they got him with the threat of the car. For adult Dean this was already horror, but for a teenage boy? The horror! Extinction-level dread! 😆
The "Nobody puts Baby in a crusher" line also had me dead 🤣
The dweebs, Sammy’s crowd
God, his descriptions of the high school kids are glorious 😂 The judgment and disdain is unreal. But poor Dean, I feel bad he never got to fit in and be the high school jock with all the cheerleader arm candy he was truly born to be with that face and charm 😝 (But on the other hand, that surely made his heart a little bigger and kinder 💚)
Still, he can’t. John threw the last ‘64 he rented in the trash.
Whyyyyyy?????
Her name tag says her first name’s Beverly, but they just met and it’s too soon for a first-name basis, and a grin tugs at Dean’s mouth. “Whatever you want it to be, sweetheart,” he says. He can’t help himself. Not when a group of pretty cheerleaders stand right behind him, giggling and shaking their pom-poms. It’s a crime they’re allowed to wear such short skirts to school, but at least them being up close makes his day somewhat better.
Yes, my point above exactly 😆
And just like you nailed kid!Dean's personality, you're also nailing the unashamed cockiness of teen!Dean's and the vulnerability underneath both. This whole story is so wonderful, Beth! 😭
His nose tingles under the weight of it, but it means little.
Hmmm, his nose tingled, you say? I wonder why... 🤓
It’s like she’s never seen a dude in a leather jacket before. Never seen a car as cool as his.
God, you're an idiot 😆🙈 Can Bobby smack him over the head, please?
And I can't believe this whole thing went on for a week lmao
He wants to roll his eyes, and he almost does, but he knows doing so will stop him from getting any further with this girl, and he’s worked so hard to get her here.
Seriously, someone smack this boy... I can't with him 😂 I hope reader blows some sense back into that horny brain lmfao
Not him. Nope. The music they all listen to is trash, and he is not going to surround himself with it on a Friday night just to get some action. His hand’ll do just fine with the memories of her tit.
DEAN!!! MY GOD 🤣🤣🤣
“Did John give ya a curfew I should know about?” his ‘uncle’ says across from him. Bottle of beer in his hand.
Oh, so we have graduated to the defiant air quotes around "uncle", huh? I love the development of this compared to kid!Dean. Such a nice and clever touch! 🤓
Algebra ain’t going to help him gank no ghost.
Bless him. At least he pretty lol
How the hell does he know that? Unless…Sammy. That’s the last time he picks him up from school. Kid can ride his bike, rain or shine.
I can't quote this whole goddamn fic, but his inner monologue has me just rolling and grinning throughout with these little things 😂🩵
And I love that he dug out the old bike again! It's nostalgia within the nostalgia 😍
Huh. It’s been a while. He wonders what happened to you? Did you skip town? Do you go to school with him now, and he just hasn’t run into you yet? Maybe you’re at the party? One of Melinda’s friends, though you would’ve said something if he knew them, and none of their names match yours.
I don't know why, but I teared up a little. My heart keeps warning me of something, and it may be the feeling that reader got a little hurt when she watched him fool around with all these cheerleaders during the week. I bet she had a different vision of the sweet boy she once knew 🥲
You blink. Those eyes. Those brows. “You’re—” “Hi Dean,” you say with a thin smile, and then, as if his recognition fuels you, that confident tone he’s just remembered, the one that once took his juice box, has you adding, “Took you long enough.”
Aaaaah that ending!!! I need to know what happens next! Don't do this to me!
And God, my heart hurts for reader somehow, and I might be waaayyyy overshooting here and she's actually completely fine and amused about it. But I have a feeling Dean not recognizing her instantly like she recognized him and having his head up short skirts instead might have hurt a little 😭 As in "clearly you didn't find me attractive enough to notice" and I wanna hug her and tell her it's hormones and boys are fucking lame and stupid at this age. Oh the pain I will suffer till Part 3... *sighs dramatically with an eye roll like a teenager and drags her feet back to her room, slamming the door shut*
IF YOU LEAVE
Chapter 2: Left of Center
Series Masterlist || Main Masterlist
Dean Winchester x Reader
In the spring of 1988, Dean meets the girl of his dreams. He just doesn't know it yet. 3.5k words
Tags: Dean as a teenager (he’s a bit of a dirtbag), Bobby trying to parent, language, flirting, 80s & 90s pop culture references
Mood-board by @chevroletdean for #chevroletdean’s 500 😘
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March, 1997
Being back at Bobby’s is exactly as Dean remembers it. Either the Sioux Falls house is stuck in some time loop or the objects and dust littered throughout the rooms are stuck with glue or something else. Anything’s plausible.
Even the liquor bottles and trash don’t appear to have moved over the last nine years, though he knows that’s not true. He was here two weeks ago when John arranged all this. He saw both men drink from the bottle of Jack still on the kitchen table as they discussed his life and future.
The whole situation bites. Sucks. He should be out there helping find whatever killed his mom, but they say they know better. That he needs an education. And if he doesn’t play house with Sam and Bobby? Then he loses the car, and he’s not losing the car.
It’s extortion. The threat, insulting. Nobody puts Baby in a crusher.
Besides, John already handed over the keys on his birthday. She’s been in his name ever since. That’s two whole months, give or take, and there’s just gotta be some hoodoo superstition against giving someone something, then taking it back, right?
He pulls her into the carpark, furthest as he can away from all the Civics and Bugs taking up the asphalt. Shifts her into P. Cuts the engine, and that’s when he first hears the trills, grunts and hoots from his soon-to-be peers.
Just great. This place is a zoo. No wait, zoo animals are better behaved. Hell, he’d prefer a haunted, crazy-house
There’s the jocks with their green and gold sports-team jackets. The cheerleaders, matching them, but with hot, perky tits, and gloss, not so bad. The dweebs, Sammy’s crowd, and the loner kids paving their own way at the back of the pack, heads down in books and Game Boys. They make the stoners look alive, and, no; you know what, they might actually be alright. He’d rather be playing a bit of Zelda right about now, too.
Still, he can’t. John threw the last ‘64 he rented in the trash. Luckily, they skipped that town soon after and he didn’t have to pay for the late fees. Like he would’ve.
With a heavy sigh, his fingers grip the lip of his backpack, dragging it out of the car with him, flinging the weight of his text-books over his shoulder, pulling the muscle.
“Dude, that your ride?” someone asks, but he ignores them, and elbows tucked in at his side, pushes through the horde or hormones and sweat to the office, well away from whoever that was.
It’s best to just get this over with.
“Name?” the admin assistant, Mrs Heady, asks down her rectangle glasses.
Her name tag says her first name’s Beverly, but they just met and it’s too soon for a first-name basis, and a grin tugs at Dean’s mouth. “Whatever you want it to be, sweetheart,” he says.
He can’t help himself. Not when a group of pretty cheerleaders stand right behind him, giggling and shaking their pom-poms. It’s a crime they’re allowed to wear such short skirts to school, but at least them being up close makes his day somewhat better.
Luckily, this time, he’s learned something from John. How to conceal his…gun, because the girls giggle louder and it goes straight there.
He turns around and winks at the blonde closest to him.
She blushes. Turns in turn to her friends and shakes with laughter. Lips glossy and pursed and eyes fixed on him as she whispers something to the girl with the ringlets. He wags his brows at her.
“Hi,” he mouths, but the third girl pushes them to the corner next to some trophies covered in dust, and—
“Son. I need your name.” Mrs Heady snaps him out of his trance with a poke from something he only feels on instinct from his jacket, shifting ‘round his ribs.
His reflexes are too sharp, though, and now more eyes are on him and the way he holds the ruler she had hidden behind her desk in his hands. Vice-like grip, looking like a prayer over the self defence it’s meant to be.
“Winchester,” he gives, and lets go of the damned thing to hold his arms by his sides. He shrinks into his jacket. Shoulders droop, chin dips. “Dean.” He clears his throat.
More giggles in the background retrieve his smirk.
“Dean,” she says, then repeats, again, and again as she flicks through her files only to find his name on top in the end, anyway. “Here we are. Mrs Truman’s homeroom. B - twelve. You’ve got music up first.”
She hands him a timetable. He glances over it. Math, biology, English. Just great. Two months of this.
He scrunches the paper and shoves it into his backpack so he can round up the ladies. “So,” he takes a couple of steps closer and loops his arm over the girl with the ringlets’ shoulders. “Care to show a guy around the school?”
Dean’s cheek still rings where cheerleader two slapped him. He nurses it in his left hand as he opens the door with his right, stepping into his homeroom with a little more apprehension than he cares to admit.
It’s musky here. As dusty as the trophies in the office, only full of more kids, all staring at him as he walks over to the teacher, also looking him up and down.
Okay, it’s not so different. He definitely shrinks a few more inches, and gives himself a once over, checking he’s still wearing his clothes.
He is. So is the same blonde cheerleader sitting in the front row. Her smile, much sweeter than it was before. Her lashes batting against freckle dusted cheeks as quick as she had to have been to beat him here.
“You must be Winchester,” Mrs Truman says, and Dean brings his attention back to her with a click of his jaw.
“Yeah.”
“Transferred from Colorado?”
“That’s what it says.” He wrote it yesterday morning after a sharp smack from Bobby’s hand to his shoulder.
He knows he deserved it. Sammy was only asking about John, who pissed off the second he dropped them off, leaving him to deal with the paperwork. Both of theirs.
Just as Mrs Heady had done, Truman sees him through her glasses, only she’s looking further up on account of the height difference, even without a desk. Her greying curls shake as she points to the back of the class. “Take your seat Dean.”
He winks at blondie and proceeds down the canyon of desks and the backpacks at their owners’ feet to the sole remaining seat. It creaks as he slings his weight into it. Groans as he stretches his legs out. His sneaker taps the chair in front. Peachy.
Most eyes revert to the blackboard at the front, but one girl’s gaze lingers longer than the rest. Her brows furrowed in concentration before he raises his at her.
It’s not flirtatious. More of a ‘what’re you looking at,’ kind of vibe, and really, what is she looking at? He’s got nothing on his face, though he wipes it just to make sure. Palm covering the smirk from her attention, scratching over the stubble on his chin that’s already regrown. His nose tingles under the weight of it, but it means little.
She would too if she had an audience, yet her stares continue throughout the day like she has none. Done when she thinks he’s not watching.
He is. He’s just better at hiding it.
She does it during music. Third and fourth period, too. He’d say she’s following him, but of course, she has a schedule of her own. She has to. It’s just a small high school. Doesn’t make it any less constricting.
His nose tingles constantly. The grape jelly at lunch lingers in his gut along with his gun from the cheerleaders, and still she stares every so often with that same crinkle of her brows. It’s like she’s never seen a dude in a leather jacket before. Never seen a car as cool as his.
As the week rolls on, though, she blends into the crowd. At least, he doesn’t notice her stares any longer, too busy with his own on cheerleader two.
Her name is Melinda. Her ringlets, natural. Rack is too. Dean cops a feel when she helps him catch up on his biology between fifth and sixth in the janitor’s closet on the second Wednesday. He pays her back with a hickey on her right shoulder.
“Mark’s having a party Friday,” she whispers into his ear. Hand grips his arm when he swirls his tongue to soothe the reddened skin.
“Good for him.” His fingers squeeze her, storing away the feel of the muscle bouncing back for future use.
She scoffs and nudges him off. Said something, too, but Dean’s fixed on the way her lip shines under what little light the bulb overhead is giving. He leans closer in and pulls the bottom one between his own to taste more cherry. Feels the warmth bubble in his gut.
“Dean.” She smacks him this time. It would pinch, but the leather of his jacket softens the blow.
“What?”
“I’m asking if you wanna go with me. It could be fun.”
He wants to roll his eyes, and he almost does, but he knows doing so will stop him from getting any further with this girl, and he’s worked so hard to get her here. Listening to her talk about Leo and some song about Barbies. He forced himself to tune in to the local radio station and all he learned was that some guy, with a voice that sounded like a chain smoker, wanted Barbie to party.
Not him. Nope. The music they all listen to is trash, and he is not going to surround himself with it on a Friday night just to get some action. His hand’ll do just fine with the memories of her tit.
“Or we could hang out. Just me and you.” His lips nip at her again. “Brady Point.”
“Braden,” she says with a whine. and that click girls do when they’re trying to be angry. It’s cute.
“Yeah.” He swoops back in.
“But my friends will be there.”
And this is going nowhere.
Her eyes are as still as the rest of her, holding him as if she’d physically reached in and grabbed them. Neither blinks, but Dean tries to convince her he’s more interesting than a party at Marks.
Turns out he’s not, and he’s left to his own devices Friday night, lounging ‘round Bobby’s, cleaning his colt.
“Did John give ya a curfew I should know about?” his ‘uncle’ says across from him. Bottle of beer in his hand.
Just as he did in the janitor’s closet with Melinda, Dean doesn’t blink when he looks back at him. He places the barrel down, reaches for the oil and busies his hands once again.
It’s not like he wants to be here. He’d still rather be out on the road with John, even though he threatened to take the car. At least he’d be doing something useful with his time. Algebra ain’t going to help him gank no ghost. Don’t get him started on music theory or the essay due Tuesday morning.
“What’s got your panties in a twist?” Bobby takes a swig and stands with a loud scrape of his chair over the floor. The floorboards continue to protest as he pads his way to the fridge for another. The creak of the door and the rattle of glass is obvious enough, but what Dean doesn’t expect is to be handed one, too, when he returns.
“Even Sam’s out with the friends he made.” Bobby glares at him over the bottle, twists the cap and flings it on the table.
Dean does the same.
He’s mid sip when Bobby sits back down and asks, “Weren’t you seeing that cheerleader? Melissa?”
The cold brew goes down the wrong pipe, and his fist whacks the top of his sternum. The thump drowned out by his splutter and wheeze. How the hell does he know that? Unless…Sammy. That’s the last time he picks him up from school. Kid can ride his bike, rain or shine.
He looks up at Bobby, still waiting for him to be done. His beady eyes under his cap and the specks of grey in his beard continue to point at him.
“What do you want me to say?” Dean dares before another mouthful. Slower this time. Letting the bubbles slide down his throat, keeping his mouth and hands occupied.
“Nothing. Not my place to give ya advice, either.” He sighs, and Dean just knows there’s a ‘but,’ coming. “You got the chance to have a normal life for a minute. Why not enjoy it?” Bobby leans into the table. There’s a split second of grouch as his face changes and his jaw tightens, humbling his pride. “I hear that Sutton kid’s throwing a party.”
And Dean chokes again. Fucking Sam. He scowls. “You want me to go get drunk with a bunch of other kids? That what you’re saying?”
“You telling me you’re straight-laced now? Only difference between them kids and me is they’ve got smaller prostates, and don’t need to whiz every—”
“Okay. Fine,” Dean says and gulps some more beer down. Thunks it on the table with finality and stands. He pulls his jacket on and steps over to pick up Baby’s keys from where he left them.
But, “The hell you’re driving,” stops him in his tracks and he’s heading out the door, keyless and without another word, raising his collar up to protect his neck from the night air. The screen door slams behind him.
Now what? He doesn’t even know where the party is, let alone how he’s going to bust it to this guy’s house without his car. School’s a ten-minute drive from here, and chances are, Mark’s place is further still, and there’s no way he’s walking that far.
He digs his boots in the dirt. Smushes the grass tufts, scattering the powder, blackened by the sky, and looks around. Cars, whole ones, shells of them, and stars as far as the eye can see surround him. But also under the shed, poking out behind the pole closest to him, the rim of a thin tire catches his eye.
It’s the same place they used to keep their bike, not Sam’s new one - he stole that - but the one Bobby fixed up all those years ago.
Of course, he’s grown, but the thing looks tiny. Creaks under his hands when he tugs it out. The bars are rusty and he can feel the coarse, flaky metal against his fingertips. Even the rubber handles have disintegrated.
Out of its confines, he lifts his leg over and straddles the middle bar. Wheels it back and forth under him. He places his ass on the seat, and, yeah, there’s no way he can ride this thing like this, but if he stands, it’s possible.
Shaky.
Rickety.
Yet before he knows it, he’s peddling down the path just the same. Gravel flicks up against his jeans, but it’s freeing. That wind in his hair. Breeze on his cheeks. The way his jacket swings behind him like a cape as he leans over the handlebars. The same ones Sammy used to ride on.
Laughter. Fun. Bat signals. Ninja turtles. His mind goes back to a time when he shared it all with you that one spring. What was he, nine?
Huh. It’s been a while. He wonders what happened to you? Did you skip town? Do you go to school with him now, and he just hasn’t run into you yet?
Maybe you’re at the party? One of Melinda’s friends, though you would’ve said something if he knew them, and none of their names match yours. Not even the middle name Mary, like your mom. You sure were long winded. Could blow the biggest bubbles in your shakes.
God, he’s a dweeb. His nostalgia, pulling at his heart strings, buzzing his nose, and steering the bike to the old arcade ‘cause why not.
Whirs. Dings. Whistles. Like Bobby’s, it hasn’t changed one bit. The jingles made by synthesisers are as familiar as Baby’s rumble. The soundtrack trying to overcome it all hasn’t let up its 80s tunes either, and Dean strides through the tinted doors to the riff of Kenny Loggins’ Danger Zone. He’s pumped.
Nope. Nothing’s changed, alright.
There’s a musk to the place that he’s never been able to put his finger on, but one that’s popped up throughout his life. It’s a taste. A burn in his nostrils from dust and mould, sweaty palms, and old money that’s spent most of its life being jammed into the pockets of little boys.
Speaking of, he reaches deep into his and pulls out his leather wallet. Flips it open. Stops the just-in-case condom he keeps in there from falling out. He’s prepared, and he’s got plenty of dollar bills ready to change over.
He smooths one out, chuckles at the joke he’s made about rubbing that something else instead, and feeds the edge into the slot. Only has him grinning more. The thrill and rattle of money coming out is alright, too, and the closest to the feel of Vegas he’s gonna get without a fake ID and a broken razor.
Coin laden, he heads for Donkey Kong, the first thing he recognises - if only the sucker knew he wasn’t the main attraction any more. He bites his tongue with his newest coin-slot joke, is relieved for a moment that these things don’t spit out white tickets, and hits start.
It’s like riding the bicycle. All floods back. He even gets to the second level on the first go, but then Mario drops the hammer on himself and then is hit by a barrel. Totally not his fault. Totally, he tries again.
It mightn’t be as advanced as modern, 3D Mario or Zelda, but there’s an addiction for sure. He plays another, and a few more than he’s willing to admit before moving on to the next one. Has a go at all his favourites. Loses to some punk-ass junior on Time Crisis.
“Real guns don’t work like that,” he spits over Bon Jovi’s ‘Shot Through the Heart’, and heads to the snack bar. Another piece of nostalgia, Red Vines, call his name.
By now it’s getting close to nine. Not late for a guy with no curfew, but late enough that the younger kids are calling it quits, and sweet, zero lines.
He steps up to the counter, pulls out his wallet again and looks straight into the eyes of the girl with the goofy hat. She’s not wearing it now, though. Hair pulled up off her face and neck. He just recognises the furrowed brow, and his raise in unison.
Great. “Hey,” he says. Mutters, more like.
He avoids her stare and concentrates on the candy before him, picking up two packets of the red licorice and a box of Milk Duds. “Can I get a root beer, too?” He smiles out of politeness, but it’s reserved, and lacks its usual charm. He straightens when she continues to stare and startles as much as she does when she realises.
“Ah, sure.” She turns on the soundtrack’s newest changeover, a slow synthetic drumbeat that’s as almost familiar as the way her hairline pulls at her neck below her pink blouse.
It can’t be. It’s too coincidental. He finds that bike only to think of the girl he once knew, and there she is, just like that? All this talk of hoodoo, but it is the same town, the same arcade?
Nah. Coincidence. That’s all this is. Pure coincidence. These thoughts and memories about the girl he once knew messing with his brain more and more…until she turns around again and he really looks at her. At you.
He looks at you.
And if this all hasn’t wigged him out already, the guy, swooning over the stereo says something about always being friends someday.
His finger points in your direction and it’s not just for telling you what else he wants to buy.
You blink. Those eyes. Those brows.
“You’re—”
“Hi Dean,” you say with a thin smile, and then, as if his recognition fuels you, that confident tone he’s just remembered, the one that once took his juice box, has you adding, “Took you long enough.”
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Am I running with that one random line Dean made about Zelda, somewhere in the show? You bet I am ✌️
I know I put five chapters down in the Masterlist, but I ended this chapter earlier than intended because it seemed like a better spot than I’d planned, so there might be another yet, time will tell.
Did you know a Dean in high school? Did you date someone like him? I had way too much fun writing him as a horny teenager 😂 let’s see how they get along now 😘
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Crossover - MDZS + Twisted Wonderland
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5
Twisted Wonderland Part 1:
Backstory: the MDZS cast was transported to the twisted wonderland world by a talisman or from a gathering nighthunag or with an ancient artifact. Though, when they get back it’s where they started so it’s a pause on their world. This will be taken place after all the over logs actually. ENJOY!~~
P.s: this is my first so no hate!!!
Staff:
Headmaster Crowley:
This bird man will absolutely get disliked immediately
He has the same vibe as Jin Guangshan and they irresponsibility similar to Wen Chao
Lan Qiren will most likely lecture on his way
Bird and Goat be murdering each other with eyes and remarks
Lan Xichen will be smiling but fuming inside
He does not tolerate such horrible behaviors to kids who overblot or the qi deviation but with black goo
VENOM
Crowley has to be careful of these men who will not hesitate to throw hands
He gonna be fried one way or another
Gonna assigned them to ramshackle dorm where they help Yuu and possible terrorize Grim—
Crowley be watching his back cause flying whips, a ghost general, demonic cultivation, Lan magic spells be crawling up his back
Divus Crewel:
He gonna click with Jiang Cheng
These two blasted dog lovers!!!
Both be whipping so gonna be besties
Wei Wuxian will run and disapprove
I doubt he survives the savanna law canine students
Crewel appreciates the aesthetic of Nie Huasiang so they click
Fans galore it will be!!!
He will most likely be intrigue by the Lan spell
I’m betting he gonna ask how to do it since seeing Lan Wangji doing it at a bad student
Crewel with his whips and degrading names will soon be equip with silencing spells and body freeze
Mozus Trein:
He has a cat so he Wei Wuxian approve book
Probably be displease with Jin Ling or Lan Jingyi one way or another cause they be like the aduece duo
Trein will VIBE with Lan Qiren no doubt
I can imagine these two complaining and just having a sophisticated tea meetings
These two will go on ages on fussing Crowley in respectable mannerism and literature with history
Old man acquired—
Ashton Vargus:
Most likely will do sparring with the lans cause abnormal Lan strength
Will make Nie Huasiang miss his brother cause Nie Mingjue and this egg fanatic will click
He be crying and seeking solace from afar
Wei Wuxian will prank this man cause he is very gullible
Jiang Cheng will be neutral on him
Lan Xichen gonna reminisce with Nie Huasiang
These poor babies be missing the passed Nie Sect leader
Lan Qiren ain’t gonna be impressed
Like eating so much eggs for what?!
He be confuse but chickens
I imagine Vargus be having pens of chickens and now a scene of Lan Wangji giving Wei Wuxian a chicken
Chicken be a marriage gift lmao!!!
Jingyi will be ecstatic and will hang out with Vargus
He can and will catch up cause Jingyi be doing handstands while writing them rules down
Sam:
The cultivators will be concern about the ghost ngl
Lan Xichen will be concern and will rethink he practice demonic cultivation when Sam is not a demonic cultivator like Wei Wuxian
Both Wei Wuxian and him will click like-
Both be advertising stuff either pats or present
Cause Wei Wuxian be selling radishes during those sad sad years
They gonna click about the annoying voice on ghouls and ghost
Lan Wangji be concern to the max—
He be selling fans and all art to Nie Huasiang that his room be loaded to the max
Like why—
Jiang Cheng be suspicious of him for a whole 2 months before calming down to trust him a bit
Just a bit
Cause ya know what be happening back those dark times
Ramshackle Dorm:
Yuu/ MC:
Another duckling been acquired
Yuu will be under the care of Wei Wuxian cause he attracts children in the most good and bad ways of all things
I imagine that Yuu will get along with the Junior Quartets cause they be similar to the first year gang
Yuu and Sizhui be vibing and bonding on their friends chaotic energy
They will be protected by the adults no matter what
Cause Lan Xichen be guiding
Nie Huasiang be decorating
Lan Qiren making sure that Crowley does what a responsible guardian does
Qiren will have a soft spot, Yuu be reminding him on his little nephews
Jiang Cheng teach sec defense while may threatening to break legs
But we all know he won’t~!!!
Wei Wuxian be teaching bad stuff
Yuu will get to ride spiritual swords instead of brooms or walking to get to class
Cause these adults will escort the poor magicless child to class
That will be Wen Ning cause Wen Ning a good boi and Lan Xichen or Jiang Cheng
If girl?
These sect leaders and veterans of losing their precious female members will go on to PROTECT YOU!
Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian will be reminded of their deceased sister Yanli-jiejie
Cause Yuu be pulling Mickey Mouse and being a mediator hike fixing all these emotional teenage boys trauma
Yanli be doing the same—
Wen Ning will be an older brother or uncle figure
Wei Wuxian will be momma bear and pull flutes to chase bullies with hordes of fierce corpse or ghost
Lmao! Being girl will give extra points
Grim:
Discipline
Just discipline and mannerism
Qiren be scary while Jiang Cheng be threatening
Grim better be good if he wanna walk or speak again
Will be poked fun of and forced to do things by Jingyi and Zizhen sadly
Wangji be pulling the silencing spells
Lmao-
All in all, Grim better be good or else~
Ghosts:
These ghost will chill and cause a few mischief
The cultivators will have to get used to these well-meaning ghost
Will be warned that ghost are different form ghost of the MXTX world
Yes. MXTX world. We be having the SVSSS and TGCF as part of the MDZS world
Ghost will help out and will be intrigue by the music cultivation of talking to ghost
Lan Qiren better not qi deviate so much—
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Hope you all enjoy!! This is my first HC and crossover. But bold but who asking? This is just part one as the dorms will be next. I tried to include the characters that are alive. And yes, I ain’t adding sect leader Yao cause who likes that stinky guy. Also if you don’t know either Twisted Wonderland and MDZS. It’s alright!~
#mdzs#twisted wonderland#hcs#twisted wonderland hcs#staff#Twst Sam#twst Divus Crewel#Twst Dire Crowley#Twst Ashton Vargus#twst Mozus Trein#lan qiren#lan xichen#lan wangji#lan sizhui#lan jingyi#jin ling#mention of Jin Guangshan#jiang cheng#mention of jiang Yanli#jiang yanli#nie huaisang#nie mingjue#mention of Nie Mingjue#twst grim#twst yuu#Wei Wuxian#wangxian#mdzs crossover#twisted wonderland crossover
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What are their majors in Skz Imprinted?
i absolutely did not think of any of this until you asked lmao soooooo i hope this checks out w the series lmao
skz imprinted masterlist
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Chan:
chan’s on scholarship for soccer because he’s really good at sports lmao
but he’s majoring in music theory and composition because he needed something to major in
the goal is to become a pro soccer player though
works part-time as a waiter at a restaurant with hyunjin, seokmin, and seokmin’s mate
fun fact: jeongin’s parents own the restaurant
he fuckin loves his job and all of his coworkers
he honestly loves the closing shifts because he can watch yeonjun and kai whack each other with the cloth napkins like they’re fencing each other
Elsie:
would literally laugh if someone asked her if she was going to or went to college
mostly makes money doing uhhh ✨side jobs✨ if ya know what i mean
her sister wants her to get a real job and stop taking up shady jobs and she said she'll consider it
little does ryu know that elsie's trying to figure out how the fuck to make a resume lmao
she'll do anything for ryu tbh
jeongin said he'll line her up a job at his parent's restaurant <3
unfortunately elsie has bad people skills lmfao
Aeri:
was originally going to college to become a translator but switched her major to computer science and programming
mostly because some frat boy she had a thing with said women couldn't do stem stuff
yeah so she mostly switched her major out of spite but she's really into it, actually
plus she'll probably make more money lmao
she works part-time as a teacher's aid, but her parents are also rich and she has a good relationship with them sooooooo
no chan will not let her give him money for a better apartment
Ryu:
majoring in applied mathematics
she's big brained we love that for her
she was originally going to school part-time but now that she's not off werewolf hunting, she's enrolled full-time
but she does have a part-time job at the coffee shop with felix and sam
she also loves the free coffee
Minho:
you wouldn’t think this kid would show up to class -- he doesn’t half the time -- but he still somehow hasn’t gotten kicked out and has kept his grades up a decent amount
honestly minho’s pretty smart, he just chooses to not use his brain all the time lmfao
he’s going for general studies just to say he went to college because jobs and shit love when people go to college lmao
chan keeps making jokes that he should become a lawyer with how much he likes to argue
seungmin says he should become a food critic with how much he likes to complain
won’t tell fuckin anyone but he was on his school’s competitive dance team in high school and they won a ton of competitions so his dream job is dance instructor <3
Jamie:
no college and no job
she's been through a lot okay give her a break
if she were to go to college though, she'd want to go for some sort of therapy or counseling
probably something for people recovering from abusive relationships
but she doesn't like talking a lot so she knows she couldn't do that
she also wouldn’t mind something with animals
jeongin’s parents said that if she needs, they can give her a job washing dishes so she doesn’t have to interact with anyone
faye and yoona also offered to hook her up at the bakery
Changbin:
he's working on getting his ged since he dropped out of high school
and then he'll worry about college
got a lot of money in ways he'd rather not talk about or let jamie know about
felix tried to get changbin a job with him but the owner said changbin is absolutely not allowed behind the counter
as much as jeongin's parents love him they're kinda wary about giving him a job and having some bad people show up at their restaurant
he's still working on the job thing
honestly he’s been looking into a tattoo apprenticeship because he thinks being a tattoo artist would be pretty fun (and make decent money)
Hyunjin:
majoring in fashion design
he considered going to college for something art related but ultimately decided fashion might be the way to go (he loves fashion, anyway)
but lately he’s been wondering if he should switch to interior design
art is very therapeutic for him okay
he really wants to get an apprenticeship at some art gallery but for now he's a bartender at jeongin’s parents’ restaurant
he sometimes does other stuff though but he’s usually one of the people behind the bar
he used to bartend at an actual bar with jeonghan’s mate but he kind of fought one of the customers soooooo
Sam:
we all know she was studying abroad for a semester but now she's there for good
her major was public relations and it still is, but she’s been considering switching to something with fashion
she really likes the fashion in korea
could literally sit with hyunjin and people watch for hours while discussing fashion
she still works part-time at the café with felix and now ryu
Mari:
wants to move to the states and be a teacher, so she’s currently studying in the education field
her goal is to become an english teacher for children who come from families that have moved from other countries and don’t know english
hence her being tutored in english by sam
also she comes from a lot of money and her parents think it’ll be a flex if their kid knows several languages
that being said, she also doesn’t have a job since her parents pay for pretty much everything
she wants to be more independent but it’s a little difficult with her current situation which slowly seems to be getting worse
Jisung:
majoring in music production
he’s not super loud about his love for music and wanting to become a producer, but he’s very dedicated to his major
works part-time at a grocery store which kinda sucks and is really boring but money is money
really wants to get a job that’s more in his field but that’s kinda hard when everyone already wants you to have experience
that’s okay though because ankita is always super supportive!!
Felix:
majoring in music theory & composition
like jisung, he’s not very talkative about his love for music, but he’s always the one in charge of the speakers in the café lmao
he obviously works part-time at a café with sam and ryu
desperately wants a spot at the bakery that faye and yoona work at though since that’s more his speed (he almost majored in culinary arts but he didn’t want to do the cooking aspect of it, just the baking)
but he can’t leave his job, he gets to work with his mate!!!
Seungmin:
originally, he considered going into criminal justice and becoming a prosecutor
but then when he realized how grueling that would be, he decided to get his general studies out of the way
he likes photography but he doesn’t think he’d make a lot of money from a career in that field
so he’s still figuring his shit out
he did work part-time at a convenience store but he refused to put up with his boss’ shit so he quit
Jeongin:
majoring in early childhood education
lowkey has baby fever
but at the same time also views the kids he gets to hang out with as friends rather than literal children lmao
he works at the school’s daycare which thankfully still pays him despite it going toward his credits and whatnot
used to work part-time at his parents’ restaurant but he still goes in to help out when it gets busy
Ankita:
wanted to be a vet but clearly that dream was shattered lmao
so now she’s trying to become a pediatrician because babies are probably second best to animals, right?
it’s also partly to appease the handful of family (not so much her parents but like aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins, etc) that complains that her boyfriend is a wannabe soundcloud rapper or whatever
who needs a doctor as a husband when you can become the doctor
honestly if anybody in the pack gets bad baby fever, it’s her
it’s starting to get to jisung too
Minseo:
currently majoring in early childhood development, but the goal is to major in social work
she wants to be able to help out in the adoption system
but since she’s in a similar field as jeongin, they see each other quite a bit
minseo isn’t officially in the pack but honestly, she probably has baby fever the worst
but she’s dead set on adopting at least one kid <3
works part-time with jeongin at the daycare, and works weekends at a bubble tea shop
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omg hi ! obsessed with the biker Ari series 😍 this is my first time requesting but could you maybe do one where Ari gets protective of Liam for the first time ? t
family dynamics
let’s ride ✧ a biker!ari levinson series | ao3
pairing: biker!ari levinson x single mom!reader
word count: 1,242
warnings: liam's feeling insecure about his dad not wanting him, discussion of kids being mean about having a nontraditional family, pet name (sweetpea)
note: okay, so this takes place before ari and sweetpea get together! if I had to place it, it would be between chapters 7 and 8, if things go according to plan. (if it doesn't, expect an edit to this whenever I get around to posting those chapters in the far, far future lmao).
"Is everything okay, sweetpea?"
When he walked into your home, he had been expecting a warm greeting or, more likely, a snarky remark about how he was acting like he lived there with you. But, instead, he found you sitting on the couch, legs tucked under you as you chewed on your lip, looking more on edge than he'd ever seen you before. He was knelt in front of you in an instant, taking your hands in his, peering up at you, trying to figure out what was wrong.
"I-I don't think so," you said.
"Who do I need to kill?" he asked. "Just gimme the word, sweetpea, and I'll do anything to make it better. I promise."
"No, it's not...It's not me. It's Liam."
Ari paused. Liam...wasn't okay? Who fucking dared to mess with that sweet kid? No kid deserved that, but especially not Liam. Anger began to form in the pit of his stomach, and he was ready to do whatever it took to make Liam happy again.
"What happened?"
"I don't know, he won't tell me. He just...I don't know. He gets in weird moods sometimes, and he doesn't want to talk about what he's going through. And I don't want to make him feel like he has to tell me, but I don't know how to just...let him know that it's okay, you know?"
"I don't wanna overstep any boundaries, but would it help if I go talk to him?"
You looked at him, your eyes brimming with tears. "Would you, please?"
He nodded, pushing himself back up to his feet. "I'll be back in a few minutes, yeah?"
"Thank you."
"Ain't no problem, sweetpea."
He journeyed up to Liam's room, stopping at the doorway. He knocked against the doorframe, watching as Liam, who laid on his bed, pushed himself up to look at Ari.
"Can I come in?" Ari asked.
Liam shrugged. "I guess."
He was a far cry from the bubbly kid Ari knew. He wondered what it was that was weighing so heavily on the kid, why he felt like he couldn't say anything to his mom.
"Can I sit?" Ari asked, motioning to an empty spot on the edge of the bed.
"I guess."
Once he was sitting, Ari looked over at Liam, who'd pushed himself up to sit and stare at Ari. Then, he said, "Your mama says something's eating at you. Wanna talk about it?"
"What good would it do? Won't change anything."
"But it might make you feel better. It ain't good to hold in big emotions, ya know. We got all these languages 'cause we're supposed to communicate with each other. People act like we're supposed to hold it all in, but that's just against our nature, you know?"
Liam nodded slowly. "It's just...It's stupid."
"Kid, listen to me, nothing you feel is stupid. Maybe you don't know how to process it or something like that, but that doesn't make the feeling stupid. It just means you gotta have some help."
"Do you get help?"
"I do. You know Bucky, Cass's soon to be stepdad?"
"Yeah."
"I talk to him a lot. Cass's Uncle Sam, too. They're real good friends, and they just listen to me talk about things that bother me, and they try to help me understand why it bothers me and what to do about it. And they listen to me talk about what makes me happy, 'cause you should also talk about the good things, too."
"And...And I can talk to you?"
"Of course you can," Ari said. "And you can talk to your mama, too. We're both here for you."
"I just...It hurts my feelings when I think about my dad."
Ari's heart ached when he heard that. You hadn't told him much about your relationship with Liam's dad, but he knew enough to know that it was a messy breakup. He almost felt stupid to not think about how Liam felt about it.
"Yeah? What hurts your feelings?"
"Mom won't...She doesn't talk about him. But the kids at school...They said that when your dad's not in the picture, it means he doesn't love you. Does my dad not love me?"
"I...I'm gonna be honest, I don't know. Your mama knows what happened a lot better than me, and she can answer any question you have about him. But I can tell you, even if he doesn't, you don't need his love."
"I don't?"
"No, you don't. Just because someone's related to you by blood, that doesn't mean they're family. Sometimes they're not good for you, and you don't need people who aren't good for you in your life." Ari paused. "But you got plenty of people in your life who are good, and who do love you."
"I do?"
"Yeah. You got your mama. You got me. I'm sure Cass loves you, and Grace. And Sarah, and Bucky, and Sam, and Jefferson. There's plenty of people who care about you, kiddo. And they all wanna see you be the happiest version of yourself."
Liam nodded, chewing on his lip, before saying, "I know I never met him, but sometimes I miss my dad."
"That's normal. You know, you see people who have two parents, and you wonder what life could be like if you had both of your parents in your life. You think about what could've been, but that doesn't do anything to change what is. Sure, you don't have a dad in your life, but you got so much more than that. The whole traditional family thing that some people push is nonsense. You don't need both a mom or a dad to have a happily family. Family's come in all shapes and sizes." He paused. "And, you shouldn't listen to what those kids say anyways. Sometimes, it's not a matter of choice if you don't got a dad, or a mom, in your life. Those kids are just being mean, and you don't have to listen to people when they're being mean. Do you understand?"
"Yeah, yeah I do." Liam paused, before throwing his arms around Ari. "Thank you."
"It ain't no problem, kiddo," he said. "But, you should tell your mama, you know."
Liam pulled away a bit. "I just don't want her to worry."
"She's gonna worry whether ya tell her not, kiddo," Ari said, patting Liam's back. "It's what mama's do. All they want is for their kid to grow up happy and healthy, but they're always worried that something's gone wrong or something will go wrong."
"But she already has so many adult things to worry about. I don't wanna give her more stuff."
"Trust me, kiddo, she'd much rather be spending her time worrying about you than worrying about adult stuff. She had ya cause she wanted ya, and she wants to know if something's bothering you so that she can help you through it. But she can't help if you bottle it all up inside."
"Oh. Should I go talk to her right now?"
"If that's what you're comfortable with, yeah," Ari said. "If you're not comfortable yet, you can go tell her that you will when you're ready. She'll understand."
"Will you go with me?"
"Of course. You got a whole support system, and we're all here to help you when you need it. All you gotta do is ask."
"Okay, let's go."
#let's ride: a biker!ari series#biker ari levinson#ari levinson imagine#ari levinson fan fic#ari levinson fanfic#ari levinson fan fiction#ari levinson fic#ari levinson fanfiction#starrywrites#starryevermore
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I LOVE UR HEADCANONS 💯‼️ nyways since requests are open can i maybe rq feral boys and how they would deal with a long distance relationship ? mine ended badly sooo i will be coping with this lmao 👍
honey 🥺 i’m sorry yours ended badly, i’m sure you’ll be better in no time !! (assuming “rq” means c! lol still gotta edit the “characters i’ll rite thingy but it’s fine sigwsjuswond but we all know i’m gonna make a second part with cc!’s 😐 love em to much bestie)
warnings : swearing
~ c!dream ~
- of course it’s long distance he’s in a prison wihwksys
- his smart little head made a system where he could send you letters after sam stopped letting you visit (you visited him like everyday he suspected SOMETHING)
- he always seems so overwhelmingly sweet in the letters. just
- “and my love, each and every moment without you i feel like i’m burning from my core”
- meanwhile technos hovering over his shoulder like “bestie wtf”
- if he ever escapes he immediately runs out and tries to find you. most people hear that and assume he’s gonna try to… ya know… game end you
- and them seeing you as an innocent, try to protect you meanwhile you shove past them to go kiss your villainess boyfriend
- he is very passionate about most things, mostly you though
~ c!george ~
- he just naps on kinoko kingdom all the time and you live in the old l’manberg area, literallyright next to the l’manhole (cough cough enemies to lovers, you fought for l’manberg and he fell for you while guarding the walls)
- whenever he’s up he makes sure to write to you, before going off to mess with sapnap and karl (and quackity when they eventually make up and he visits them all the time 😌👌)
- sometimes he travels to the main smp to visit you and those day are so relaxing
- just sitting on a hill, wtaching over the smp peacefully. knowing that now, finally, all the war is over
- dream xd got jealous at first but then he started spending time alone with you and adores you
- if george can’t bother with a letter he’ll just tell XD to tell you something for him since he can just teleport
- listen the postal service is absolutely shit and we all know it. like literally still trying to send letters between lovers that are shocked that celebrity tommy wifehaver innit died
- “hey can you go ask y/n if i can have that cake recipe? oh also add in a quick love you, please” “sure pretty boy”
- “y/n!!” “oh hey XD! what’s up?” “george says, “can i have that cake recipe? also add in a quick love you please!” and you pat his head and tell him the recipe <33
- he bakes as a pastime and nikki helps him out, their countries are very good allies and you and nikki hang out whenever your over there
~ c!sapnap ~
- he cannot take staying away from you all the time, cc!sapnap literally made facetime canon JUST so his oc could talk to his lovers oc and it make slight sense
- the general situation with karl and quackity is that their all dating but your dating sapnap, but none of the others, though you are pretty good friends
- he used to live with you before moving to kinoko with karl and george, and you still have half his stuff at your place because he’s their half the time
- all the workers at the train are friends with him, so used to him going back and forth
- puffy will be out on a walk in peaceful times and always go “oh, other half of the happy couples back? good for you, sweet cheeks.”
- the whole smp likes to just watch you go on the longest walks. legit walked all the way to the arctic after being away from each other for a while.
~ c!quackity ~
- he honestly low key prefers it
- he doenst want you to get all messed up with casino life, he does really miss you sometimes. definitely visits you and everyone else in kinoko though
- even in peaceful times Las Nevadas is a reck, they only times there aren’t any major fights is…
- when your around. honestly the citizens just have such high respect for you they wouldn’t dare
- doenst really bother with letters but rather he just. texts you through chat. it’s easier and he gets his responses quick okay-
- but, oh whenever he visits kinoko
- days are filled with sunshine and jumping from mushroom to mushroom shouting “parkour!!”, karl and sapnap following a small distance behind, all the citizens hearing distant giggles filling the whole country
- “michelle” is his favorite song to slow dance to and he has no clue why. he just loves the look on your face when he dips you at the second “you are a monster from hell”
- love slow dancing. cant say more, he just loves to kiss you while dipping you as far as he can without dropping you
- which he definitely has done
~ c!karl ~
- cannot stand being away so much, sends like two letters a day and donates a fuck ton of money so that they can actually get to you quickly
- he loves just knowing that you giggled so he does random stuff in the letters to make you giggle.
- from just making stupid little dick doodles to literally sending it in a monster can as if he was lost at sea, he’ll go all out
- sometime he’ll hear a random noise and think it’s you doing your funky little surprise visits, but turns out it’s just a sheep that got it’s way into the house :(
- devotes lots little things to you. just a ton of rocks around the country written “karl + y/n <3”, torn up pieces of song lyrics karl wrote about you, toasts drinks to you. the kids literally make a scavenger hunt on items that like those that they found and placed around the country
- okay hear me out here- hear me out- he refers to the sun as your name. BECAUSE YOUR THE LIGHT OF HIS LI-
- ever heard “sugar rush” by addison grace? anthem
#; cherry writes#mcyt x reader#dsmp x reader#dream smp x reader#dream x reader#dreamwastaken x reader#karl jacobs x reader#georgenotfound x reader#karl x reader#sapnap x reader#feral boys x reader
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dadza & sbi
a continuation of yesterday’s ask-
hiiii i know i haz been lurk 🐮 Anoon for a good bitz but I haz an idea fro DadBoyHalo and Dadza(sepretz courze!!) havingz to take care of their very chaos childrenz(DadBoyHalo wif Sapnap + reader, Dadza with SBI + reader) ówò?
Thankz yuuuu!!!
-🐮 Anoon
🐮anon i am here with dadza! thank you for the patient waiting ;-;
i am referring to the samsung refrigerator as sam bc i have no clue what to address her as (゚ω゚;)
this also went off track but whatever lmao
cw: swearing
dadza:
phil did not expect this when he decided to have kids. in the beginning, he was only planning on the one. wilbur was the sweetest kid ever when he was born. never caused any trouble, was peaceful. hell, the kid seemed like he would rather play music 24/7 before yelling at a single person. then again, his wife was always too caring.
when he traveled to the nether with sam, taking his son with him for the first time, he didn’t expect to acquire another kid. they were walking along an old path that had been made year before, when suddenly wilbur started shouting, pointing at a small pink figure.
the baby piglin was surrounded by bigger, larger piglins. they were trying to take his gold as he fearfully warded them off. sam, with her large heart, urged phil to go save the child as she protected wilbur. through a long fight with grunts and yells, he had saved the kid.
“hello, young one. are you alright?” the piglin regarded him suspiciously, not knowing if he would hurt him. phil, from the corner of his eye, saw the kid eyeing the gold on the ground. “you want your shit back, mate?” phil turned around and quickly picked up the goods. “here you go, kid.” and from there, he had suddenly acquired another ward.
within the next few years, tensions rose. the young piglin, who phil had named technoblade, was slowly learning english. he wanted to learn how to fight, to protect himself and not end up in a situation like the one phil had saved him from. sam did not approved of this, ever the passive refrigerator. phil and sam argued nearly all the time. wilbur and techno began spending more time together, out of the house.
“techno, it's not your fault. you know that right?” wilbur was walking with techno, his guitar on his back. the house was no longer a good place to hangout, so they walked into town.
“well of course its not, wil. i know that, at the very least. i’m just trying to protect myself, the same as phil does. in the future i could even win competitions, make us some extra money.” the two boys were walking and talking, when suddenly they ran into a loud blonde kid who was with someone else they couldn’t really see.
“hey! watch where you’re going, kid!” wilbur yelled a the shorter blonde, who knocked him over.
“oh, fuck off, will you? i didn’t mean to, you don’t have to be a prick about it.” wilbur looked flabergasted at this, a kid much younger than him having this type of mouth?
“hey! do not fucking speak to me that way, do you understand?” wilbur pointed at the two kids, looking like a so-called ‘karen’ in the internet compilations.
“oh come on, dude, you just swore and you look only a few years older than me! don’t be a fucking hypocrite.” you looked sternly at the brown-haired male, watching his mouth open and close, like a fish.
“wilbur, you know we both swore at that age. give them a break, will ya?” techno was smirking at the two of you, knowing he was pissing wilbur off.
“ugh, whatever techno. fuck off, mate.”
the two boys continued walking into town, done with the conversation. but your blonde friend, apparently, may not have been. “c’mon! let’s follow them!”
“uhh, why tommy? it’ll bring us nothing but trouble.” you were confused at what tommy was getting at, but you knew it was nothing good.
“and? trouble is my middle name, obviously.” he grabbed you hand and began dragging you in the direction the boys went.
when you arrived in town center, wilbur was seen talking to a shorter girl, while the piglin was arguing with a figure wearing green. tommy turned to you, “i’ll go talk to the cool one, you can go talk to the cunt who berated us for swearing.” knowing that once tommy made a decision he wouldn’t change his mind, you gave in.
walking over slowly, you noticed when you caught the boy’s attention. he looked over to you and his face darkened. “not you again… what do you want?”
“who’s this?” the girl he was talking to you looked over to you. you smiled at her and told her your name. “that’s a nice name. i’m niki.”
the two of you shook hands and she moved over for you to sit down. wilbur, begrudgingly, allowed you to sit and chat with them. for about three hours, you all sat talking. after a bit of pleading, wilbur had pulled out his guitar and was playing you a song. that was, until tommy ran over with techno as they were being chased a boy with a smiling mask, a boy with a white headband, and one with strange glasses.
“techno! what the fuck did you do now!?” wilbur stood up and began yelling at the piglin.
instead of a response, he was met with tommy screaming, “STOP CHASING ME, YOU FUCKIN’ BITCH! THIS IS CHILD ABUSE, I AM A MINOR!!! A MINOR!!”
“god fucking damnit, tech!” wilbur jumped up and dragged you with him. now all three of you were running from the boys.
once you had arrived in the forest clearing, wilbur was immediately on technoblade and tommy’s asses about what had happened.
“what. did. you. do.” wilbur was staring at them, his hands on his hips.
techno tried to explain, before tommy cut in “wilbur, i have done nothing. i was simply being a respectful citizen-”
“those terrible cunts were being terrible bitches to us, wilbur! they were threatening the blade here, saying we couldn't fight. but i showed them!” tommy seemed incredibly proud of himself.
“techno, what did this demon child do?” wilbur was staring at nothing, looking dead inside.
“i am now participating in a duel with dream tomorrow, at 4:20 P.M.” wilbur looked extremely pale at this, like he was begging god for mercy.
the four of you walked back to phil’s house. wilbur felt too guilty to leave you guys in town, especially when tommy had gotten into a fight with dream.
when you arrived at the house, phil immediately pulled you in, seeing that you guys were covered in cuts and bruises. when you went in, sam was nowhere to be seen.
“what the hell happened? why are there two very dirty children with you and why is techno smirking like that?”
after an explanation from the two of, phil began tending to your wounds. “wilbur, techno, go clear out the guest room for these two. we’ll talk more tonight. once you and tommy were nicely bandaged and clean, you were sent to the guest bedroom.
“you think we’ll be safe here, tommy?” you turned over to look at your friend who was in the bed across from yours. for years, you had been living on the streets, surviving off the bread the nice lady would provide you with.
“of course we will. we’re big men, you know that. besides, did you see techno over there? we’ll be just fine.”
“thanks tommy. love you, mate.” you smiled at tommy.
“night. love you too, big man."
in the morning, at the duel between technoblade and dream, it was suspenseful. even when you felt like he would lose hope, techno pulled through. even if sam had left and and was now in the dump, phil knew it would be okay. he acquired to new kids and would make sure they had a better life than the one they had before.
i hope you liked this one 🐮 anon! <3
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Omg you're spoiling me, friend!! 😍 (and hi, bby! 👋🏽 I hope you're feeling better, but not climbing momma's shelves 🩵😂)
You already know this one's a jam-packed finale, so I'm very much looking forward to seeing what you thought! 🥰
Love that you picked this up just a couple of hours later! It's like you're giving us a deleted scene as a bonus with extra insights and we finally get to see what happened and what they talked about 🫶
Aw yes, exactly what I was going for! I wanted to fill in those gaps for you guys. It was fun to leave some things to the imagination, but it's also fun for me to go a bit deeper, not only with our main Dean x reader, but giving our side characters closure as well ❤️
I love that she said this! Shows how much maturity they both have gone through since being those kids that accidentally got pregnant 👌 I absolutely love that they had this conversation and were so honest, even with topics that aren't particularly fun for anyone, but they pushed through and grew together here as well 💕
I'm so glad you think so! lol These two had a lot to learn. With communication (or lack thereof) being their biggest problem, I thought it was important for them to have this conversation and finally get it right before they move forward together.
Yup, exactly what I always thought. Makes total sense for him, too. (And that he interpret what Sam said completely wrong – he didn't mean pick anyone and settle, ya idjit 😆🙈)
ahahaha I'm so glad you pointed that out on Part 1 the first time because Dean really did misinterpret that advice! 😅 Some people struggled to understand Dean's actions in this story, which is honestly fair, because I wanted people to make people think on this one. But I thought this part of the convo would clear that up too lol 😅
And honestly that's totally fair. I already told you my thoughts on Benny. Still think he should've asked Dean first. It's not entirely Dean's fault that Benny got hurt 🤷♀️
I love you for working this in!!!!
Girl yes, and I'm so grateful for your comments on Part 2 about Benny. You voiced everything I was thinking inherently when I was writing this messy dynamic lol. I really should've included a credit to you on this epilogue though, because as you can see, a lot of our convo about that ended up here 💕
Of course, babe, of course 😂💚
🤣 Dean had to clarify on that one lmaoo
Love that he doesn't ask about Lisa at all lmao
ahaha you're the first one to point that out! I felt like Robbie wouldn't have formed as much of an attachment to her as he did Benny (and as you rightly pointed out, he's allegiance lies with mom 😂❤️).
I mean, yeah... Wasn't shocked by this statement at all. You already have a kid together and six years worth of drama. You better lock that shit down now lol
Right?? lmao they've suffered enough. He better put a ring on it, expeditiously. 😆
Yes, we talked about this! 😆 Poor guy had it bad from the start and then *enter Dean* lol Throughout that whole conversation I was nodding along and going, "Yup, yup, yup" 😂
Big YEP. lol Poor Benny. He just had bad luck that Dean put his mark on her first 😅
Ooof, but totally understandable, tho. Would've only been awkward as hell for both of them probably. Some things you really can't come back from ❤️🩹
Echhh yeah. Some people commented on Part 2 of like, "maybe they can be friends again someday?" And I'm like. 😬😬 I'm not sure if this situation would allow for that honestly. ❤️🩹 Benny was gracious with the reader because he loved her, and even Dean to an extent, with how he transferred out of the firehouse, but that was more because Benny couldn't work with him anymore after what happened. Not because he "hates" Dean, but because it's just too difficult. 💔
Awww, and Benny found his true love as well 😍 I love that you gave him his own ending as well. It's not something that's done a lot for "disposable" side characters, but I'm glad we get to see him find someone too and not disappear off into the background.
Aw I love you for that comment! I really enjoyed writing Benny's side of things, giving him more closure but also allowing him to speak his piece. One of the best writing tips I ever got was treat your side characters like the protagonists of their own stories, so I try to do that as much as I can ❤️
Love that we get an explanation for Lisa's side as well! Totally makes sense for her too. And choosing Eileen as the medium to deliver this message was so clever!!
Oh thank you! While I felt like Lisa and Dean said all that needed to be said to each other "on camera," if you will, I thought this would be a fun way to give Lisa's arc some explanation and closure, and finish Benny off too with his elopement news! lol
He is such a fucking menace istg!!! 🤣
lmfaoooo He's too fucking much sometimes, but we love him for it, right? 😝
This is so fucking cute! Love this for them!!! 😍🥹💕
Aww writing this scene made me so happy. I'm glad you enjoyed it too!! 🥰💓 Just loved the image of their little makeshift hot tub with champagne and chocolate, reaffirming that they're going to move forward together as a family, but as best friends at the center. 💓
N'awwww stop it!!! One day after Dean's birthday, too. They're forever gonna be bonded and she'll always be his baby girl and she'll go running around school telling everyon how great her daddy is 😭🥹 And I'm sure Robbie is a total momma's boy deep down (also because they had a lot of bonding time alone). I love this little family. I'm so happy they figured it all out and get to be together 🥰
Best birthday present ever for Dean! lol Omg yesss I just fell in love with this image. 🥹 There's a reason I typically write Dean as a girl!dad and I can soooo see him like that with his daughter. And that's such a good point about Robbie lol. He became attached to Dean in a way of like, he didn't get to see him as much as he wanted to, but of course he's spent the most time with his mom. 💞💞 After all the drama and angst and messiness, they finally figured it all out!
Thank God. Bless them 😂🫶
He's righting wrongs left and right 🤣🤣
Oh, come on!!! Why???? I LOVE Stevie Nicks! I'm with Dean here lmao
Hahahaa you know what, Dean got his way once. He'll probably wear her down on "Stephanie/Stevie" too 😘
Aww, Alex, this was such a great ending for this little family! You tied it all up nicely and even gave Benny and Lisa a happy end (and people they deserved). Well done, friend! This was no easy job. Truly!! 💜👏
Thank you so much, Wayne!! 🥹 I always appreciate you, you know that. But especially on this one tbh (and Breaking Point lol). There were moments where I kind of second guessed myself on certain creative choices for If I Stay, but you saw where I was going with the Benny storyline and Dean's messy character growth! 😆❤️
PS: I'm slowly working my way through the tbr and haven't forgotten about the others (or your comments on my fics lol). Just wanted to give you my comments on the ones I haven't read yet first 🥰 Hope you're still enjoying your break, friend! You really have been so incredbily busy, so don't overwork yourself 💜😘
Aw you're amazing, friend!! I look forward to seeing what you think of those. 💕💕 (But also please don't stress yourself about it. I'd hate for the reading/feedback to start feeling like "work" lol, especially because you haven't been feeling well either)
Oh hun I'm always working, even when I'm on "break." 🤣💜💜 Work and health issues and life stuff is kicking my ass right now, but I feel like I'll be able to breathe after I move in early June for a new job!~
IF I STAY - Epilogue
Pairing: Dean Winchester x Plus-Sized!Reader
Summary: Your dream is to work with kids as an elementary school teacher. Dean is well on his way to becoming a firefighter, keeping things light and “strings unattached” as he goes. After a one-night stand you never saw coming, you and Dean are forced to deal with the consequences…and figure out if the connection between you is worth fighting for.
AN: By popular demand, I wanted to come back to these two for a hot minute, clear up some loose ends, and answer some questions Part 2 might have left behind for you. 😘
Song Inspo: “I Can’t Help Falling in Love” and “It’s Now or Never” by Elvis
Word Count: 6.4K
Tags/Warnings: 18+ only. Major fluff, some spice, angst, hurt/comfort, family feels
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Epilogue: Soul Surrender
The low familiarity of Arrested Development playing on the TV is the only sound filling your bedroom…other than your giggles. They come out in short bursts even though your body doesn’t stop shaking, twisting away from nimble fingers.
“Dean,” you plead. Your cheeks hurt from laughing but no matter how you try to escape, he follows you. His broad frame and strong arms curl around your waist from behind. His face buries into your neck, and you feel the shape of his smirk there while his fingers slip higher under your shirt and map a constellation across your ribs.
Well, it’s actually his shirt, the white buttoned-down hanging loosely from your frame. It barely covers your ass, and he likes it that way. All the better to tease you with a playful smack of a nice round cheek when the fabric rides up.
Your squeal morphs into more peals of laughter. Involuntary tears well up in your eyes, and one slides down into the pillow underneath your cheek.
“Baby, please—can’t fucking breathe,” you manage to say, panting and wheezing all squeaky-voice.
Finally, his long fingers fall still against your skin. His head perks up, and his smirk softens into a grin.
“Baby?” Dean repeats, quirking a brow at you.
You pause. While you catch your breath, your gaze lowers in an uncertain shade. You shift onto your back, where Dean is only better able to loom above you. Staring up at his handsome face like this still feels a little unreal. Just a couple of hours ago, you were a crying mess in this very bed.
Then there was a knock on your door. When you found Dean standing there looking stressed and desperate, you just couldn’t turn him away; nor could you deny what your heart had been trying to tell you for far too long.
“Uh, sorry, it just came out,” you say with a chuckle.
Before you can ask if it’s too soon for cute pet names, Dean leans down to capture you in a kiss. It’s slow and thorough, sparking a tendril of heat down your spine as his hand slides along your neck, framing your jaw. He thumbs at your chin after he pulls away.
“I like it,” he says. His eyes hold a cheeky gleam.
Your smile gradually reaches beaming proportions. He moves his hand down to your waist, and you squirm a little. You’re still sensitive from how much he teased you before. You grab his hand and bring it back up to your cheek instead.
“You’re more ticklish than Robbie,” Dean remarks. His smirk is back.
“He probably gets it from me,” you confess. Though your hands do some wandering of their own, slipping under the man’s arms and prodding a tuneless sonata along his sides. “But I’m thinking you’re just as bad, tough guy.”
Just as you suspected, Dean flinches and laughs on reflex. “H-Hey! Foul move!”
His deep voice runs higher, full of censure, but it just makes you grin harder. Seeing this big man crumple like a wad of wet paper has you mounting a full-scale attack of revenge. You manage to get Dean twisting over and onto his back, where you take full advantage of his weakness and straddle his lap.
He grabs you by the wrists and pins them together while he pants for breath. You grin down at him victoriously. He chuckles just at that look on your face.
“Think you’ve caught me, huh?” he says.
“I hope so,” you reply.
You soften at your own admission. Dean does too, releasing your wrists so he can get a comfortable hold of your thighs wrapped snug around his hips. You dip down to kiss him just as nice and slow as he treated you, sweet even.
You soon find yourself tumbled down to the bed, rolling to his left side. You huff a laugh at his manhandling, but you let him hold you close and savor the feeling of being here with him. It all happened. It’s still happening. He’s yours.
But…
“What do you think Robbie’s gonna say when we tell him?” Dean asks.
You pull back far enough to see his face, and you stroke his cheek. It’s a little prickly with stubble, but you don’t mind. Actually, the rasp of it against your fingers reminds you of other places it had tingled against your sensitive skin. Your cheeks begin to warm up.
You try to break out of those thoughts, concentrating on answering his question.
“Aw, he’s gonna be happy,” you say. The kid had already been asking the hard questions.
Why aren’t you and Daddy married? Why can’t we all live together? Is Benny gonna move in with us instead?
You do sigh though. “We have to think about how we’re going to tell him. Benny’s been in his life since he was born.”
Dean breathes deeply through his nose, and he nods. He brushes your cheek with the back of his hand, a touch that returns the softer smile to your face.
“Dean, we need to do better,” you say. “From now on, we need to be honest with each other, or we’re not going to get through what comes next. We’re going to keep hurting the people we love, including each other.”
After a beat, he nods solemnly in agreement.
“Yeah, you’re right.”
“So,” you grasp his hand in both of yours. You draw enough courage to ask the question that’s been burning in your mind, ever since the haze of fraught emotions, lust, love, and passion began to ebb from the forefront of your mind, calming into a resting state of happiness and content. You stare up into Dean’s eyes.
“You said that you’ve loved me for a long time,” you say. “If that’s true, why were you with Lisa so long? Why didn’t you ever talk to me about this sooner?”
Dean hums low in contemplation, almost a rumble. He squeezes your hand, and he sighs.
“Aw, sweetheart. I was so fuckin’ stupid,” he chuckles half-heartedly. Your lips twitch.
“I was, what, twenty-six when we met?” he says. “You were even younger.”
“Twenty-two,” you supply knowingly. You and Sam had just graduated from college with Eileen and a couple of your friends. Sam had been about to start law school, with you starting at your first elementary school as a first-grade teacher.
“Yeah. In my case, young and dumb,” Dean says, with a shake of his head. He pauses in contemplation. Finally, he finds the courage to meet your eyes.
“All right, here it is,” he says. “After I thought you turned me down the first time, I met Lisa. Sam had mentioned some things that started to turn my head around on how I was living, all the hookups, the boozing, that kind of thing. I knew I’d screwed up with you, not calling you after we had our thing. So, I wanted to see if I could try something steady with someone, you know?”
He takes in a deep breath. “But after you told me you were pregnant, it all just fucking hit me, the way I’d totally changed your life, and mine. I was reckless. It made me want to grow the fuck up, I guess.”
You begin to rub his arm in comfort. “I was there too, you know. It wasn’t all on you.”
He smiles at you a little. You know he sees your point, even if he still feels responsible for knocking you up.
“The more I tried to make it work with Lisa, the harder it was.” He chuckles humorlessly. “Well, that part you know. Looking back, it was probably because I still wanted you. But every time Lisa and I broke up for some stupid shit, I felt like more of a fuckup. And every time I thought of you and me, and what that could be like, I uh…I guess I was afraid of being turned down again. Or worse, afraid of fucking up your life even more.”
Your frown trembles, with the sting of fresh tears in your eyes. Dean gives you a rueful smile.
“Vicious cycle, huh?” he says. “When you got with Benny, I thought I lost my chance for sure. So I guess I just…gave up. Settled for where I was.”
Another sigh falls from your lips, along with a couple of tears that bubble over and slip down your cheeks. You sit up in bed and take Dean’s face into your hands, a gentle hold, but a meaningful one.
“Well, first of all, I want you to understand something right now. I’ve said it before, and I’m going to say it one more time so you don’t forget it.” You look deep into his eyes. “You didn’t screw up my life. I’ve never looked at it that way, and I never will. Our son is best thing that could’ve happened to me, and I’m thinking to you too.”
After a moment, he nods. “Yeah.”
You nod as well. Glad to have that settled, you let go of his face so you can wipe the tear from your cheek.
“The last few years haven’t been perfect for me either,” you say. “But I love you, Dean. I want this to be the real deal, more than anything.”
Dean grabs your hand and gives it a squeeze. He’s tempted to drag you down for a heated kiss and a hell of a lot more—maybe a nice sequel for what you guys did on the couch, and two more times in your bed an hour ago. However, something you said strikes a small bell in his mind.
“You mean to tell me it wasn’t all Brady Bunch with Mr. Rogers?” Dean says, only half joking.
You give him a censuring look. “Hey, Benny doesn’t deserve that. He doesn’t deserve…any of this.”
Dean sobers. He knows you’re right, even if he has to stamp out a stab of jealousy. He feels sorry for his friend too…even if part of him selfishly can’t feel that sorry about getting to be with you.
But you rub at your forehead, a fresh load of guilt dumping over your shoulders. You know you’ll have to talk to Benny too. As incredibly happy as you are right now, you still feel horrible for how this all shook out. You never meant to hurt him or lead him on. From the beginning, you had really appreciated his help so much after Robbie was born.
“In so many ways, he was the kind of man I wanted. Kind, reliable, honest,” you say. Dean sits up with you now against the headboard. He listens intently, no matter how his stomach twists.
It takes you time to find your words, but you begin to explain.
You had loved Benny. You still do. But you realize now, only much too late, that you hadn’t been in love with him.
While your relationship with him had always been supportive and perfectly pleasant, a secret part of you had craved more. He wasn’t one to open up so easily about his day or his work, no matter how much you tried to coax it out of him. In fairness, you know he sees a lot of things on the job that aren't meant for civilian ears, but there are only so many monosyllabic answers you can deal with.
You, on the other hand, are a talker. You always have been. You just got the feeling, sometimes, that Benny was zoning out on you when you tried to connect with him. He even admitted once that you were a bit "too much" for him.
So you talked less. You bottled most of your thoughts inside…until they eventually spilled out with Dean. It’s always been easy to talk to him. On the whole, he’s seemed interested in your stories, even the ones from school. You feel comfortable sharing all the little things about your students that have made him smile, or laugh, or furrow his brows when you admitted your concerns or your fears for them, and especially for Robbie. Even if he was fixing your leaky sink or patching up a hole from when your son attempted some indoor practice with a slingshot made out of Lego and a tube sock, Dean listened.
He understands you. You appreciate that about him.
However, you know that you’ve been unconsciously comparing him and Benny in your mind.
No relationship is perfect, you often tried reminding yourself over the past three years, even through some of the tougher moments.
…Like in the bedroom. Benny was a patient man, and a generous lover. Of course there had been sparks between you two, certainly in the beginning.
However cliché it is though, you’d just never felt…fireworks. Electricity under your skin. The Godfather Thunderbolt kind of sexual connection that sunk into your blood and made your insides quiver.
Kind of like now. You’re blushing down to your neck trying to explain this part of it to Dean. He has a hand resting casually on your thigh, but once he works past his jealousy of even the thought of you and Benny between the sheets, the reality of what you’re saying finally hits him. A smirk slowly grows across his lips.
The way he brushes a thumb back and forth across your sensitive skin—it makes the hair on your arms raise and elicits another tingle down your spine.
“So what you’re saying is,” Dean says, his voice deepening like black velvet as he draws closer. “No one makes you come like I do.”
You snort, biting your lip in blushing embarrassment, as well as the prickle of arousal trembling in your core. Wetness blooms between your legs just at the sound of his voice. You can’t quite bring yourself to answer him, but it doesn’t matter. Your eyes give him all the confirmation he needs.
Dean lures you back into his arms, and into his kiss. He guides you onto your back and blazes a sensuous trail down your body, mapping every lush curve all over again with his mouth, tongue, and fingers, until you’re a writhing mess beneath him.
The next day, Robbie is confused when you and Dean go together to pick him up from your parents’ house. You called them ahead of time for a very important reason.
You sit Robbie down in the living room there in front of your parents, who are trying not to give away the punchline with their smiles (your mom stifling her tears). You take the spot beside him on the couch.
“What’s wrong?” Robbie asks, looking from you to Dean. There’s wariness and confusion in the boy’s eyes, just a couple shades of green off from his father’s. You and Dean share an amused look. The kid is so intuitive.
“Nothing’s wrong,” Dean says. He kneels down in front of him so that he’s eye-level with his son. “You know that your mom and I care about each other, right?”
Robbie quirks his head, but he nods. “Yeah. You’re friends.”
“Well, turns out…” Dean shares another look with you, this time a gentler smile as he takes your hand in his. “We realized that we want to be more than just friends.”
Robbie blinks a few times. He takes the information in faster than you would expect for a six-year-old, giving you his furrowed brows of confusion, suspicion…and hope?
“O-Oh. Really? Buuuut what about Benny?” he asks.
Again, smart kid. Dean looks over to you for guidance on this one.
You proverbially step in with a hand on Robbie’s shoulder. You take a steadying breath, but you explain in terms you know he’ll understand.
“I know how much you love Benny. I care about him too. I care about him a lot, actually…but he just wasn’t the guy for me,” you admit. You glance over at Dean, squeezing his hand. “Your dad is the guy.”
Robbie sits with his hands in his lap and visibly processes, his little face scrunched in thought. You don’t blame him for being confused, but you remain patient, softly smiling while you rub his back. You give Dean a guiding look, warning him with your eyes to wait for Robbie to ask whatever question he has next. You can see it brewing.
“Wait, so you guys like each other?” Robbie asks. “Like, like boyfriend and girlfriend?”
Dean chuckles. “To start with. I’m thinkin’ more like husband and wife.”
Your face falls into shock. Dean bites the inside of his lip. He hadn’t meant to say it out loud, but it’s already out of his mouth. Can’t put that toothpaste back in the tube, can I?
Robbie gapes at his dad, and then his mom. He looks at your joined hands.
Uh oh, Dean thinks. Did we break him?
Suddenly, Robbie’s lower lip wobbles, and he starts to cry. Your eyes widen further in surprise, and now dismay along with Dean.
…Until Robbie surges forward into his dad’s arms. Dean immediately wraps his arms around his son and soothes a hand over his head.
“What’s the matter, buddy? What’s wrong?” he asks.
Robbie sniffs. “Does this mean you’re gonna come live with us?”
Dean’s worry breaks—into abject relief. He smiles. When he looks up, he finds you smiling in relief as well, albeit with tears in your eyes. He holds Robbie closer and presses a kiss on the top of his head.
“You want that, huh?” Dean asks. “Want me to come live with you guys?”
Robbie nods, burying his face in Dean’s shirt. But there’s no hiding the way his little body shakes with quiet sobs. Dean’s own eyes are suspiciously glassy, even though he smirks at the way your lower lip wobbles too. He beckons you over with a hand.
You slip off the couch and kneel on the floor too, allowing yourself to get pulled under Dean’s arm. You rest your cheek against his shoulder and bury your weeping face into his neck. This moment is everything—everything you could’ve asked for.
Your parents come around the couch as well, with your mom lovingly squeezing your shoulders and your dad resting a fatherly hand on Dean’s.
Dean can’t help but smile, so hard that it nearly cracks his face. He didn’t think his heart could ever be this full.
Well. For once, that went better than I thought.
You tap your fingers around the wide cappuccino mug nervously. You sit in what you think is the most secluded corner of the café, a strategic choice. Your eyes flit to the door again when it jingles open, but it’s just a young blonde woman with a little Pomeranian tucked under her arm. She makes her way to the barista and places her order of a lavender matcha latte and an unglazed donut.
An unglazed donut? What’s the point? you think.
You shake your head and force yourself to expel a deep breath. You wish you could’ve done this over a week ago, but you respected Benny’s wishes. He’d needed more time, and really, that was the least you could do.
A few minutes later, the little bell above the door chimes again. The familiar footfalls of heavy boots alert you to the even more familiar black jacket and jeans combo. Benny comes into view, his eyes finding you across the room in mere seconds. His face remains stoic as he approaches you.
Even now, you have no idea what he’s thinking. Is he going to be icy toward you and not say a word? Is he going to shout at you, berate you, accuse you of wasting three whole years of his life? You would probably just sit here and take it, whatever it would be. You feel like you deserve it.
Instead, he just lowers into the chair opposite you at the table. He takes a breath and rests his elbows on the table. For a moment, he just stares back at you and takes you in, from your face, lightly done with makeup, to your pretty blouse, jeans, and ankle boots.
“You look good,” he says, his tone rueful. “You don’t gotta be scared though. Not like I’m gonna start cussin’ you out in front God and everybody.”
Your lips hint at a smile. His dry brand of humor briefly lightens you.
“You know me. Overthinking is my thing,” you say. Biting your lip, your gaze lowers to the way you toy with your fingers in your lap. “Look, Benny. I wouldn’t blame you for being angry with me. You can even hate me if you want.”
Benny crosses his arms on the table, contemplating. He eventually gives you a wry, melancholy sort of smile. “Part of me’s still mad at you, I won’t lie…but there’s no use in it. Not even hating you.”
He shakes his head, and he sighs.
“Truth is, Dean and I think a lot alike,” he says. His blue-eyed gaze meets yours. “Because the moment I met you, I liked what I saw. I just had the bad luck of him getting to you first.”
Your face burns with a blush. Once again, you bite your lip.
Benny huffs a wry chuckle. “This week, I’ve been thinking…maybe I shoulda seen this coming.”
Your brows furrow. “What do you mean?”
“Believe it or not, I noticed things. Things, I didn’t want to at the time,” he says. His eyes fall away from you after a moment. “You remember when you were pregnant with Robbie, and you came to the firehouse with some cookies for everybody?”
You blink at that. “Yeah, sure.”
That was the day you thought that…well, you got a hint that Benny might like you. You’d dismissed it at the time because you were so damn pregnant, waddling and sliding around like a parade float. You had wanted to test out your latest recipe of chocolate chip cookies on Dean, and the rest of the guys at the firehouse.
“Well, I knew you went there looking for Dean,” Benny says. “I saw the way your eyes lit up when he finally came by. And I saw the look on his face when he saw it was you and me together, laughin’, havin’ a good time.”
He shakes his head. “I saw that look again when I went to visit you at the hospital, the day Robbie was born… Come to think of it, this all could’ve ended that day.”
You leaned forward in your seat, now hooked on his every word. A frown pulls at your lips, while a wry one tugs at his.
“If a man wants something, he fights for it. That’s something I’ve learned, what I’ve always known to be true,” Benny says. “I thought I’d lost my chance with you before then. But when you told me you were afraid of being alone, and I saw the way Dean was all wrapped up with Lisa…I thought, shit, I could be the man you leaned on. Why not me?”
The man pauses, as if sorting back through the catalogue of memories, feelings, thoughts. He meets your sad gaze.
“But I was selfish,” he admits. “I should’ve gone to my friend and knocked some goddamn sense into him, tell him to talk to you if he really wanted you. To be the man you needed him to be. To truly be there for his family. Now, here we are.”
You fold your hands in front of your lips as you process all of this, trying to figure out what to think, let alone what to say. You do know that this is the most you’ve ever seen Benny open up.
“So if I blame you, ‘cher, I gotta blame myself just as much. At this point, all we can do is move on,” Benny says. He becomes contemplative, rubbing his bearded chin. “I gotta ask though. How’s Robbie doin’ with all of this?”
You brush a couple of tears away from your cheeks, swiping under your eyes for good measure. God, when will I be done with all this damn crying? But you take a sip of your coffee just for something to delay your answer. You knew the question would come eventually, but it still hurts you, knowing it’ll probably hurt the man in front of you.
“He misses you,” you say.
And it’s true. Your son loves Benny too—a strong, solid presence in his life since the beginning.
“You’ve told him…everything?” Benny asks. “About you and Dean too?”
You nod. “We told him last weekend.”
Benny snorts. “Y’all didn’t waste no time.”
“We didn’t want to keep it a secret. I think that would’ve been worse.”
“Nah, I get it,” he says. He drums his fingers on the table in contemplation. After a while, his blue eyes meet yours. “The kid’s happy though, isn’t he?”
You nod, giving him an honest answer. Dean is already living with you. He’s just in the process of moving his stuff out of his and Lisa’s apartment. She’s going to finish off the lease in a few months, then move out of there herself.
However, through all of the adult chaos and logistics, Robbie is all beaming smiles and excited chatter when his dad comes home. The three of you eat dinner as a family. You and Dean get to tuck in your son together at night, and wake up together the next day, sharing more than just a bed and a morning cup of coffee.
“He is,” you say. “But look, you can come by and see him, if you want to.”
“I’d like that,” Benny nods. “Just to say goodbye.”
“It doesn’t have to be forever,” you say. Once again, guilt threatens to eat you alive. “You and Dean were friends long before I came into the picture.”
Benny’s lips hint at a smile, but it doesn’t reach his eyes.
“That might well be,” he says, “but there are some things that are best left put to rest.”
You know then that he means more than just your relationship.
After a beat, he stands from the table. You attempt to take in a steadying breath as you get to your feet along with him.
“I’m sorry,” you say again.
“Me too, sweetheart,” Benny says. He takes your hand and gives it one final squeeze. Neither of you say goodbye.
It may not be the last time you see each other. It’s a small town, after all. But there’s a good chance that this will be the last time you and Benny will speak for a good long while.
A few weeks later, Benny’s cart crashes into something solid in the spirits aisle of the grocery store—another cart.
That bumps into a young woman’s ass, making her yelp as she loses her balance. The merlot she was considering slips out of her hand and shatters in a plummy spill across the linoleum.
“Aw shit,” she grouses. Her head swivels over her shoulder to find a wide-eyed Benny with a glare. “Bro! Are you serious?”
He snaps out of his reverie and immediately goes over to try and help. He pushes his own cart away goes over to her, mindful of the glass under his boots.
“I’m sorry, 'cher. My bad,” he says, reaching out a hand to her. Shards of glass surrounds her in her heeled wedges. They go nicely with her blue slacks and crème-colored blazer…which is now flecked with wine.
She accepts his helping hand, albeit with a raised brow. “Cher? What, the 'do believe in life after love' lady?”
Benny pauses, but embarrassment isn’t the only thing that makes him falter. He can’t help but notice her smooth, bronze skin, her hazel eyes, her shiny brown hair coiled in a soft wave. She’s beautiful. Her clothes are expensive. She’s entirely out of his league.
“Uh, no, ma'am. Just a token of where I’m from,” Benny says. He gestures to the spill at their feet while she manages to step away from it. “Here, I’ll pay for that bottle, plus another one for you.”
Her lips twitch upward. Cocking her head, she turns and points at the price tag under the bottle she’d grabbed up.
“You wanna buy me a $50 bottle of wine?” she says. Plus the one he spilled.
Benny smiles. “And dinner to go along with it, if you want.”
She blinks, her mouth parting in surprise. But he finally wins her smile too. She takes a $15 bottle off the shelf instead.
“Believe me, this one’s better,” she says. “Where are you from, exactly?”
“Louisiana,” Benny replies.
“Hmm, interesting,” she says.
He arches a curious brow. “You?”
Her eyes take on a playful gleam. “Greece. Yes, I’m new in town. Yes, there’s a semi-interesting story behind it. We’ll save that for dinner though.”
Benny chuckles. “Well, all right.”
When a grocery store employee comes over to assess the damage, Benny promises that he’ll cover it. He and the young woman make their way to the checkout together with their carts.
“So, uh, what’s your name?” Benny asks.
She glances at him with a smile. “Andréa.”
Six months later, Eileen tearfully accepts being your Maid of Honor. You go about asking her cautiously, knowing Lisa is still her best friend. Eileen is gracious though. She admits to you that she advised Lisa to break things off with Dean more than once in their “five-year rollercoaster.”
“She just had an idea of what she wanted for her life, you know? And she’s stubborn about it. She thought Dean was the One,” Eileen tells you that afternoon. You two sip from your wine glasses on her sofa while Robbie and his three-year-old cousin are with Sam and Dean, out at a baseball game.
“I told her that Dean seemed…well, divided. At least when it came to her,” she says. “But Lisa swore that he just needed time. Time to get the hang of balancing his job, Robbie, and his relationship with her. As much as I love Lisa, I just think she didn’t want to see the signs that he wasn’t in love with her. Not enough to make him stay.”
You feel conflicted for more than one reason. On one hand, you do feel sorry for Lisa. On the other hand, you wish she would’ve just let Dean go after the first time they had that blowout argument that got them kicked out of the local Denny’s.
You hesitate before you ask, “How is she doing?”
Eileen smiles, and she signs as she speaks, knowing you’ve been practicing your ASL.
“She’s good actually. She met a guy at a yoga retreat out in Sacramento. She’s moving there in the fall. Not really for him, but because she wants a fresh start.”
“I could see that,” you nod. It’s hard to move on with your life in a small town like Lawrence, Kansas, where everybody knows your business. You’re honest when you say, “I hope she finds what she’s looking for.”
Eileen nods in agreement. Then, her eyes shift with a conspiring gleam.
“So, did you hear about Benny?”
Your eyes widen. “No, what? Is he okay?”
“Oh, I can’t believe you don’t know.”
“Girl, what?!”
“He eloped with that girl from Greece. Sam told me. They’re on a plane right now, headed to meet her family in Kalamata!”
You gasp, covering your mouth with both hands. You laugh, mostly out of shock. Eileen laughs just at the look on your face. The two of you giggle and finish your gossip along with a bottle of wine.
You’ve never met Benny’s girlfriend…excuse you, wife. Your shock turns into concern, just for a hot minute. But the more you think about it, you know that the man isn’t impulsive. It’s not in his blood. So you also have to believe that he hasn’t made this decision lightly.
From the bottom of your heart, you’re happy for him.
You almost choke on a laugh when Dean doesn’t quite get the whole chunk of complimentary chocolate into your mouth.
“Come on, baby. I know you can open wider than that,” he teases.
You laugh harder, covering your mouth so you don’t drop anything. You have to set down your champagne glass on the edge of the tub, however precarious that might be.
“Babe, if you make me get anything on this dress, I may just have to kill you,” you say. Though your threat doesn’t have much effect with your shoulders shaking with laughter.
You wiggle your toes in the hot water that’s risen up to your ankles in the tub while you and Dean sit on the edge. You’re severely regretting having a winter wedding, or at least just the part where you had to trudge through the snow on the way to your husband’s ’67 Chevy. Thank God it had just been a few minutes to the hotel.
For the sake of unfreezing your feet, the white satin and lace of your dress is bunched up high on your thighs, since you’re not quite ready to take it off yet. Dean has his slacks rolled up halfway to his knees while his feet warm up beside yours.
He looks edible himself. His suit jacket lies strewn across the edge of the king-sized bed, leaving his white dress shirt rolled up to the elbows. His tie is gone too, leaving quite a few buttons by his collar left open, and a tantalizing strip of tanned skin visible to your wandering eyes.
“What does it matter? Are you really ever gonna wear this again?” he says as he fingers the soft hem of your skirt. He then brushes the back of his hand against your arm, your shoulder, your cheek. You smile and lean into his hand.
“’Course I am. Whenever I wanna feel all pretty and bride-like,” you say.
Dean’s smile crinkles the corner of his eyes. He cups your cheek and brings you closer, but he stops just shy of your lips.
“Well, for one thing, you’re already beautiful. Two, you’re always gonna be my bride.” He punctuates that uncharacteristic cheesiness with a kiss that warms you down to your toes. You grab ahold of his collar and breathe into it, humming softly.
You part from him, just to tell him something that’s been burning on your heart.
“Can you promise me something?”
His thumb brushes against your lower lip, flashing you a little smirk. “Depends.”
Your lips press together, but you can’t help the smile trying to break through. You catch each button on his shirt with your nails to undo the rest of them, one by one.
“No matter what comes next, whatever arguments, fights, drama, all of it, promise me that you’ll remember right now. Tonight,” you say. “Remember that you’re my best friend. My love. The father of my kid. None of that ever changes.”
Dean pulls you in even closer by your waist. His long fingers run along the small round buttons lacing down your spine. Already he’s calculating how he’s going to pop every one of them open without ruining your pretty dress.
“It’s a promise, sweetheart,” he says. And just like the vows he made in that chapel, he means these words with every conviction. “None of it ever changes.”
Well, there are some things that change. They have to, after all.
One of the biggest ones happens almost a year to the day after your winter wedding. Your daughter is born on January 25th at exactly 12:05 A.M.
Dean calls her the best belated birthday present he’s ever gotten.
He wipes at his watery eyes when his brother steps into the hospital room, where only Dean and your mom had been allowed in during the delivery. (He wanted to avoid the clusterfuck of commotion that happened the first time you were in labor. You had wholeheartedly agreed.)
While Eileen stays behind for now with their son, Sam guides Robbie inside by his shoulders. The kid had been ambivalent about the new arrival when you and Dean first told him you were going to have another baby, but in the nine-ish months since, the eight-year-old has begun to come around to the idea of having a little sister. He approaches your bedside, encouraged by your tired smile.
“Hey, baby. Meet the baby,” you joke.
Dean welcomes Robbie over with a hand on his shoulder, squeezing warmly. Robbie hesitates, but he leans up on his toes to peer at the bundle wrapped in your arms. He considers her little face peeking out of the downy crème blanket. She wears a little pink cap to keep her newborn head warm.
“She’s beautiful,” Sam says, giving you a kiss on the cheek.
“She’s so tiny,” Robbie says.
“You were just like that,” Dean says, “’til you sprouted up outta the ground like a stalk a’ wheat.”
Robbie gives his father an indignant look. “I didn’t pop outta the ground!”
You shush him softly, despite your shoulders shaking with laughter. Sam thumps his older brother’s back. The two share a look that’s suspiciously shiny, full of nostalgia.
Dean soothes a hand over Robbie’s head.
“You’re a big brother now, son,” he says. “It’s a big responsibility. Think you can handle it?”
Robbie looks a little uncertain. His gaze leaves his dad and falls on the baby. The more he stares at her peaceful sleeping face, the more she looks kinda cute to him. He smiles.
“Yeah,” he says.
He reaches out and gently touches her cheek. Her skin is soft and delicate. His fingertips are slow and careful.
You and Dean glance at one another. Your eyes blur over with tears, but your husband is there to lean in and press a kiss to your forehead.
“We still gotta decide on a name,” he whispers.
That, you know. It hasn’t been any easier picking your daughter’s name than it was your son. Sue you if you refuse to name your child after another rocker, no matter how badass Stevie Nicks is.
You bite your lip, leaning your head on Dean’s shoulder as a giddy laugh pours out of you.
“Game on, baby.”
AN: And there we have it! We went a little deeper into some things that were implied and touched on in Part 2, but hopefully it feels like a more complete ending to this version of Dean and the reader's story, along with everyone else in between! ❤️❤️🔥❤️
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this is exactly how it went down in my head.
misha: hey, everything okay? do you need me to do something?
jensen: no, lay low. we’re figuring it out.
misha: got it.
— the next day —
misha: things settled. should i say anything? draw attention? stay neutral?
jensen: you don’t have to, but if you want, tread lightly. we’ve had enough chaos.
misha: say no more.
when nobody got your back you KNOW dmitri got your back.
ANYWAYS i turned my back for TWO MINUTES and y'all went the fuck off in my inbox so, you know the drill: more under the cut
NO BUT JENSEN’S RESPONSE LMAAAAAO honestly fallout theory is so on oh my God I can’t stop-
on god they are so loud like-
Worst damage control i've ever seen. god bles.
so true bestie
I think Jensen probably just wants to be done with this petty little drama, so if he has to pretend everything between them is okay he is going to be the bigger man and lay it to rest. Whatever is going on between them he definitely doesn't want to sort that out on social media and the earlier he pretends everything is sorted out the earlier people will forget about it again.
Also it's kinda funny how J*red Tweet was like implying they had a misunderstanding but still talk to each other regularly, while Jensen went full on the we grow apart a little bit, because we were busy, let's catch back up. Makes me wonder if they actually talked or if there managers just said hey that's not good pr, let's put that to rest. Also did J*red know before yesterday that they had a falling out or did he just not realize.
- 🐌 anon
literally jensen went out of his way to say 'uhhh we never talk, worstie' god if pr management is involved then they did a bad job. also j*red still does not realise they have fallen out. jshfjdsfh
Jackles was like God bless but we ain’t talking like this worstie
good for her.gif
csdsc heeft gevraagd:
All I need now is for Misha to tweet “ is it safe to come out now?” And I’ll be complete lmfao 😂😂😂
that would have been better than what we got lmfao
I have one fear and it's Jensen being forced to add j*red to his show and his other projects because he couldn't stop whining like a baby,,, ugh i hate him
i pretend i do not see
Kinda selfish of me tbh but i don't want them to be "friends" again, Jensen sweetie run as fast as you can
co-signed
Ok Jensen's answer to Jared tweet made me feel so bad for him. Like, I can see it's damage control and public relations (obviously) but there's stuff behind it. I can't name it, but idk, I felt terrible for texas man this time, I don't think that reply was written with a "love and light energy" or even without much care. I felt some heavy vibes.
- 🌻, who is now a fortune teller and a prophet apparently
yeah i feel hella bad for him to, for having to deal with this shit. nonnie please if you ever have anything to predict, lemme know sjdfhs
You know Jensen's tweet has the energy of like kindergarten wenn an other kid started a fight with you and the kindergarten teacher wants you to forgive each other and hung it out and you really don't want to, but your kindergarten teacher is being annoying and he isn't worth the annoyance either.
- 🐌 anon
you are not wrong
Incredibly thankful that I have the day off from work 😂 I'm with hatching chick anon, the 3 dots read as passive aggressive/insincere to me, and I love it! I haven't spent this many hours on tumblr since I first discovered cockles! (On a side note, the lack of fimmf posts today has me feeling like it's not friday lol) -🐢
i, too, miss fimmf but alas things happen, they do they do they do
I was right. :(
It got almost romantic...
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nonnie you know i love you but this is really not the case, like, at all??? idk how you could look at those tweets and think it was almost romantic. it was THEE most scripted, pr bullshit ever. it was staged and fake. idk what else to tell ya
Danneel liked Jensen's tweet
i saw
That is so so awkward I feel so sorry for all of us being exposed to this and so happy I chose to leave the Internet for half a day - tea anon
god bless your stance on that cause i would have hated missing out on this lmao
You know what? I think it’s okay being a 38 year old moron if you’re bringing us this type of content
im happy with the food but still think its not okay tbh
pspspsps Misha this is the perfect day for you to drop the gay Cas essay pspspspsp it is still pride month pspspsps
you know you want to king pspsps
So that JIB6 link (I think it was from your post, right?). I went and watched that bit, and a little more.
Jensen makes a comment about Jared being first on the call sheet because Sam was supposed to be the main focal character.
And that him nor Misha cared about what number they were, so in all that time it never changed.
And I’ll be… if that just doesn’t perfectly sum them up and their feelings on things. And how a certain someone can be petty… 🦚
idk if it was from my post? but maybe? my analysis probably? but yeah things are making more and more sense huh
Ohh that's also an alien? Welcome to the extraterrestial family then, purple alien anon!
Also it's probably because I'm coming off the high this drama gave me but I'm not looking forward to them trying so hard to convince us everything is normal between them. Even though we now Know, they will have to keep pretending. Today (yesterday?) was a shitshow but some masks fell off, at least for a moment and I kinda wish Jensen was less professional 😂
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oh for real, fallout theory IS confirmed and nothing they said today will change my mind, it only made me believe in it even more lmfao and with that in mind i am just gonna sip my tea if they try to be buddy buddy on main again
I THINK MISHA UNRETWEETED BUT HE TWEETED "LOVE AND MISS YOU BOTH" I'M LOSING MY DIGNITY HERE - tea anon
yeah he now answered them sjdfhsjfhsf instead of rt
MISHA COLLINS IS A KING I STAN THE RIGHT MAN
YOU SURE DO
I just know Misha’s process was oh crap I have to let people know I’m supporting them and I can’t choose sides. Ok. Retweet. NO. Delete. I love both of you. Yes, good.
sjdfsdfh this makes me think of that post that dissected jackles' birthday post for misha where he used the heart. 'call him bro, that makes it less obvious. nailed it.'
Lol I'm off for a few days and come back to total chaos... God I missed it here
Like the "et tu... #bravo" tweet? Made my day! Frikking hilarious (every time I see it I picture J*red with a pissy frech accent saying it out loud lol) it's just such an incredibly petty hissy fit he threw (I know he tweeted more later on but... Really all that stuff coming afterwards just sounds like damage control)
Missed you Rose
-🐻
LOVE the french accent detail im gonna do this too sdjfhsjfh missed you toooo!!!!
Oh man Misha is really gonna get hate for that I KNOW IT
sigh well. nothing he isnt used to by now, unfortunately
i mean i believe they feel like brothers, but constantly falling back on the “brother” thing to keep up appearances is really starting to feel like “#spnfamily” at this point.
honestly brothers can be very annoying, or so i have heard, so it fits with the fallout theory lmao
They actually said if we’re gonna make this gay we cannot have Jar*d Pad*lecki involved
oh my God this is the funniest timeline to ever exist God bless I’m just waiting to canon bi Mary
king shit tbh
#snail anon#csdsc#sunflower anon#turtle anon#eyes anon#tea anon#peacock anon#alien anon#bear anon#THAT WAS A LOT#anyways next time im just gonna spam you all fsfsgdsgd
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