#not aidan tho fuck that guy

[fireandslate]

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[jellybeanium124]

TUA 4x05 reaction

I'm sorry... are lila and five gonna be stuck on the subway for six years five months and two days... jesus. if I had a nickel for every time five got stuck somewhere hellish I'd have two nickels which isn't a lot and frankly it's not that weird that it happened twice

lila is gonna want nothing more than normal after this

fuck... 6 years without a shower or toilet coz there ain't either of those on the subway. icky. well. five's done it before.

imagine telling early season 2 five that he'd eventually be stuck on a magic subway with lila for six years. imagine telling early season 2 lila.

they are gonna be weirdly codependent after this

klaus. burn the coffin. dig up thru the dirt. light that shit on fire. worst comes to worst and you die and come back

this season's also been way more gore intense than any of the others, methinks

if five and lila kiss I'm gonna release the wasps

they keep calling the umbrellas kids even tho ben, the youngest, is canonically 35. 35!! and gene and jean and sy keep calling him a boy. he is in his 30s. diego, 4 months older than him, has 3 fucking kids. bruh

ghost dog!! sure!! lmao

claire sees her mom be a badass for the first time :o I love that trope when a kid sees their parent being a total badass for the first time and it completely upturns their worldview lol

diego meeting a walking object lesson is ok. because sometimes people need to meet a walking object lesson sabhdjf

DIEGO LEARNED PUNJABI 😭😭😭 BRUHH...

man I want that cable knit sweater five is wearing

I stg if lila/five becomes a thing I'M gonna be the one vomiting bc what the hell

that is NOT the kind of enemies-to-lovers I want 😭

I literally said "stop" out loud

hey guys would it make me a horrible person if I would've prefered major character death

why was there so much kissing

ELEVATOR FIGHT ELEVATOR FIGHT!!

rip funny elevator fight. anyways get those bitches, luther

WHY DID LUTHER HAVE TEAR-AWAY PANTS 😭😂

luther only owns tear-away suits. for stripping. I love him. anyone who hated luther ever is wrong

the entire season everyone is fatshaming diego for having a straight up not-even-visible tummy. then his shirt comes off and he has a six pack. bruh.

ritu and aidan are screaming for help. obviously. I am looking at them and someone needs to help. who decided that five and lila should lose focus and have a consensual workplace relationship

I'm barely fuckin joking adain and ritu were clearly having the time of their lives together in s2 and s3 but adain is delivering his lines like he wishes he was doing literally anything else

oh jesus five, don't electrocute yourself on the track

ive. you gotta tell lila about the book you found from yourself left for you. dude. for the love of fuck.

why is five talking like lila owes him?? you really are acting your age, old man. she doesn't owe you shit just coz you held her when she was sad

reg is literally buttering viktor up just like he did with klaus last season

jennifer disappeared??

nope nevermind

OH FUCK. SY IS AN ALIEN. LIKE REG. SAME ALIEN. SHIIIIT

HE'S ABGAIL?!?!?!

oh my gd so sy was a real guy who abagail killed and scooped out to wear as a skin suit. so that's why "sy" had the marigold.

[milevenloversblog]

Aidan:

Makes a patreon for the sake of his mental health and happiness

Generally feels happy and actually makes a few friends (mods.)

The fandom:

You're selfish Aidan, you don't care about us. The mods are rude and selfish, you shouldn't be friends with them and trust them. Then proceeds to make fun of Aidan from what he post on Patreon, steals his content then acts surprised when they get banned. People paying just so they can bully him through his discord, kiss my ass he doesn't deserve you guys for sure. Why should he get rid of his friends along with patreon for your benefit when you don't even give a shit about his mental health.

Also sending death threats towards one of Aidan friend who's only 15 years old and bullying them relentlessly to the point where they deleted their account on instagram, didn't y'all did the same thing with Kait then switched up and treated her like some fucking angel when she made false rumours about Aidan?

Yes Tegan ain't perfect, I've seen some of the mistakes she made wether or not it could be false as well. This fandom hates Tegan and I've seen false screen shots of things she said in a chat that has been proven false, or that one time Aidan sang happy birthday to Tegan on Discord even tho it was edited to add her name in there.

The fact that Aidan had to clear up that they weren't dating, like wtf? She 15 year's old? He's 17 he also typed a big ass paragraph for y'all because apparently you guys can't take no as an answer, I don't see y'all fucking complaining about Kait unhealthy obsession with him😒

Also Tegan apologiesed to Kait and even the fandom along with Aidan, yet there was suddenly screenshots not long after of someone having a conversation with Tegan. Apparently she was saying that she was going to end up dating him??? Excuse me?

Sounds like false rumours are been spread around, the fandom generally doesn't like her and wants her to stay out. It's pure jealousy and disgusting behavior.

If you hate Tegan and you send deaths threats and bully her, you're just as low as the rest of the fandom.

(edit, just to clear up I don't like Tegan is either I just don't think sending death threats to a literal teen sounds right to me.)

[lordeasriel]

Do you have a take on what Phillip and Vera’s daemons would be? Or any of the other guests’ for that matter?

Hehehe yes I do, I've been waiting for this question for so long lmao I'm working on a new fic that is ATTWN written by the Agatha Christie of Lyra's world so I had to come up with daemons for all of them.

I'll start in reverse order, from Vera to Marston, since you asked about her first anon.

For Vera, I was torn between a brownish/greyish owl and a marmoset. I really can't imagine any other Vera than Maeve Dermody, and because appearance is important when thinking about Daemons (because daemons lend something of their animal form to the human, ie 'a serpent daemon usually has a human with a serpentine vibes' this was said by Philman in an interview), I think an owl would have suited her. She has big eyes, that are always darting around; she's often immobile, observing her surroundings. However, I think that a marmoset suits her better because Vera has a Hannah Relf quality to her (another marmoset daemon, in case you haven't read the HDM books). It's that silent attitude, keeping to herself, wary of her surroundings and while she seems weak and fragile, Vera is not afraid to act or reacts extremely if the situation calls for it. She is also very shrewd, and I chose the marmoset for her because there is something so appealing to see Vera, big eyes and shrewd attitude behind a mask of silly girl, with a daemon clinging to her neck, observing the room, tiny and silent, but just as clever as she is.

For Lombard, and this one was a no brainer, he has a panther. Show! Lombard would have a black panther, because it suits Aidan Turner's looks; for the book, it would still be a panther type, but a spotted leopard one. Book! Lombard is more earthy than Show! Lombard, hence his daemon having a lighter, more brown palette. As for the reason, there wasn't a lot of thinking when I chose this; in the book, Lombard is described many times like a panther: dangerous, lithe, moving quietly about the house. Everyone in the house feels this vibe and they know he is dangerous, and he sees them as prey (because one of them is the killer and he is just waiting to catch them). I think for a man like him, having a big, dangerous daemon, is very suitable. There is also something of Asriel in him, both in the show and book, so it's fitting they have the same/similar type of daemon.

For Blore, I knew it had to be a type of dog. Everything about Blore screams "barks more than it bites", and while he can be assertive and take control, he always defers to people if they say the right thing to him. Book! Blore would have a boring, but bigger dog, I imagine; he is described as a big man, and he has a very thuggish attitude. Maybe a German Shepherd. Show! Blore is more sleek and clever, less thuggish more alert and paranoid, but also more in control. He dresses nice, is rather vain specially towards his skills, so I gave him a black poodle, a small one though. Blore, although assertive, always is overwhelmed by Armstrong and Lombard, both men that have a bigger presence and willpower than he does.

For Armstrong, I was torn between weasel and a badger, and I think the badger suits him better. It's tempting to go weasel and say he was oh cunning and sleek, but I don't think that's true. While Show! Armstrong loses his shit fairly quickly, even in distress he maintains some control (like when he insists to take care of Mrs Rogers despite Rogers saying she was alright; or when they are all dancing and he is staring at Vera and Lombard, suspicious, trying to steady himself). The Badger fits him better: grounded, stable creatures but also very vicious if they have to be; if my doctor had a badger daemon I would feel safe, I think. Examples of badger daemons in the books I think it's Malcolm's mom, who is incredibly down-to-earth and assertive, which represents Book! Armstrong better, I'll be honest, but I can see Toby Stephens with a badger daemon as Armstrong as well. His character is a man with a sense of belonging, and he perceives his surroundings very well. In the book, Armstrong is more cool headed (for the show, him and Vera have their attitudes swapped, which I like but it's fair to mention here as well) and more in control of his motions. He moves around everyone and doesn't start dissent like in the show, which I think makes sense for his daemon. He doesn't fight unless he has too.

For Wargrave, and this was fun, but I was torn between a butterfly and a chameleon, and I ultimately decided for the butterfly because I thought the chameleon was too on the nose with his twist. This is for both show and book, and if there are changes it's probably just in colours and patterns. In the book, Wargrave is often described as someone with a reptile smile, hence why I chose the chameleon at first, but I think he is still a fragile man at his core. Butterflies are synonym of beauty and change; they tend to be associated with evolution and growth, and that's Wargrave's story I think. He is a man who spent his life working in law, seeing dozens and dozens of criminals come and go and die: he was known for having a high death rate, so I imagine he dealt with heinous crimes the most (I don't know for sure but I don't think they hanged people for stealing or whatever in the early 20th century, but take this with a pinch of salt lmao). Then one day Wargrave meets this Edward Seton, a total sadist (and a serial killer in the show) and he realised things about himself that he didn't know before. In the show, he has a line about Seton having a legacy of terror to be remembered, while he and everyone else would be forgotten and I think that's very much what the butterfly represents for Wargrave. When he finds out he is sick, he finds growth in pursuing his true passion, which was murder. The butterfly is also a very fragile daemon, and because of that she doesn't reflect his true physique (despite sick he is nowhere near as frail as he appears to be), and her beauty helps lure the trust of people, make him seem trustworthy (Vera on the show, Armstrong in the book). Just to add, he is also separated from her, and this is how he manages to fake his death well. (i was saving this twist for the fic but I might never finish it lmao)

For Miss Brent, this one had me thinking a lot. Like, a lot. I was torn between a toucan and a spider, and I ultimately decided to go for the toucan, mostly because I think it suits her better. Spiders are often associated with storytellers and creative people and Emily Brent is far from creative. She is judgemental, conservative, vain and nasty towards anyone she considers unworthy. In the show, she has an attitude towards the General, she likes him well and they don't quite explain why, but I think it's because he is from her generation - and social status - and she respects him for it. The same goes for Wargrave and Armstrong, but towards Armstrong she just respects his status, not his age. She sort of sees him as "still young but on the right path". She absolutely resents Lombard - as she does in the book, probably for the same reason: he is pretty much a living hands to mouth kind of guy and he is immoral according to her - and she doesn't think highly of Blore either, also because of social status. Anyway, I can do a separate post about this, but I chose the toucan because they are beautiful birds, a little menacing, and they have a bit of a bitchy attitude. No deeper thought to that to be fair lmao. Toucans make me think "vain" and I love this concept because Miss Brent loathes women who wear make up or show off, but I think this Is clearly a façade on her part, because she is also vain, in her own way.

For Rogers, I was torn between a big, posh dog and a fox. Now, this one is tough because we fall into that "good servants have dog daemons" rule, which I think it's too simplistic to define a person's nature. I'm more inclined towards the posh dog, mostly because I think that helps Rogers fit in with a crowd that isn't his; and sure, he is a cunning man (like a fox daemon would evoke) but I think a dog like a Dobermann suits Rogers best, in the book at least. A fox would suit show! Rogers better, but the dog suits him too physically (tall, slender, mean looking), so I'm sticking with the dog.

For the General, I think a hawk. A bird of prey. He was a soldier and he was fucking shrewd to send a man to die in such an inconspicuous way. Birds of prey Daemons have very passionate humans - Ma Costa, Tony Costa, Anthony Hassall, as well as Bud Schlesinger and Marcel Delamare with their owls - but while owls are tame and introvert, hawks tend to be extreme and out there, lashing out and being menacing with ease. This was a natural choice for me, although I also considered eagles for him later, but changed my mind. (On my notes I wrote "def not an owl" lmao)

For Mrs Rogers, I think a mouse would suit her, and I know this is painfully obvious, but that's the vibe she gives me. A small person, being coerced and oppressed by a petty tyrant, and she just lets things steer her by, absolutely not in control of her life. I also gave her a same sex type of daemon, because she just has that uncanny aura, I don't know how to explain it; I can see that affecting her life since childhood, and steering her towards a man like Rogers, who would take advantage of her loneliness. Same sex daemons are rare and the example we had was in someone extremely sensitive, and I feel that in Mrs Rogers.

And lastly, Tony Marston, and this one I had too many options, but I opted for a Margay, who was suggested to me in fact. It's a feline daemon, very slick and lithe but also very ethereal looking, which I think suits Marston: handsome but lacking substance (not lacking so much substance in the show tho lmao get it? cause he did cocaine? a substance? Haha please don't unfollow me). Frankly, because he dies first I didn't give this too much thought, but I knew it had to be a wild daemon, quick and lithe.

Honorable mention to Fred Narracott and his seagull daemon. Thanks for asking this anon, I had a blast!

[thevioletjones]

The Ian & Mickey Show

Week 9

Timestamps

3:33-4:54 - Ian wakes up hugging a pillow, presumably missing Mickey’s absent body. There’s a loud rumbling and an embarrassingly clown car-ish honking outside the house waking everybody up. It’s Mickey making a grand entrance on that sweet mint green Vespa scooter, and (very horribly and stiffly) “making out” with this unfortunate looking tiny twink named Byron (they def picked the most pretentious name possible for this interloper). Mickey is for sure putting on a big show for Ian that’s like 30% revenge, 70% pettiness. At first, you would think Mickey just paid some rando to act a part for a little while, but I guess Mickey is just conning this lil guy. Mickey grabs his ass in front of Ian, boasts about the guy’s “super tight asshole,” and casually strolls past him to get into the Gallagher house, because I guess he’s still staying there. And also, Ian’s leg is broken, but we knew that, cuz Cam. {For a better scene, keep the video rolling past the 4:54 mark and ogle Jeremy Allen White naked in the shower. It was his turn this week I guess. You’re safe, Cam.}

6:37-8:20 - Ian eats breakfast with Liam & Carl, and they discuss Mickey’s being off with the other dude, and it’s clear that Ian thinks Mickey is just lashing out and once it’s out of his system, he’ll just come back. Lip and his baby mama and her crazy Trumper aunt are in the scene as well. They all concur that in Lip’s words, “Ian left Mickey at the altar,” but Ian doesn’t see it that way. He honestly thinks they were gonna get married for the wrong reason. His contradiction and ambivalence is honestly the only thing that feels realistic about all of this mess. 

13:30-14:36 - Mickey continues needling Ian very broadly and obviously about how great this Byron kid is and how much sex they’ve been having, and even implies he’s a Koch, which is silly. Mickey goes so far as to claim he’s in love with this guy (they met last night) and says he’s moving in with him. It’s dumb-o. 

18:35-20:58 - Ian somehow just now discovers that 50% of all marriages end in divorce????? That’s been true for so long now, even someone the show is now painting as kind of an idiot (but not half as big of one as Mickey is) would know that stat. It’s just more EXPOSITION. Anyway, he’s hanging out with Liam in the kitchen, and Debbie comes in. Ian tells her that: “Mickey’s a punk, and he’s decided he’s gonna fuck other people if I don’t marry him.” She says Ian’s just scared, and he should marry Mickey to make him happy, even if it does end in divorce eventually. Ian’s all, “I’m not scared,” but not even Liam believes him. Ian invites Liam to go run an errand, and they steal Trumpy Aunt’s wallet on the way out.

28:06-28:54 - OMG, small Byron has that bright Disco Overlook Hotel area rug from Ikea that I really wanted to buy some years back adorning the floor of his tiny loft. Sad face. Anyway, Mickey barges in and throws his garbage bag of crap everywhere and says he won’t share the bed, Byron needs to sleep on the floor. Says some lines about when he wants his dinner served, and how they’ll only have sex when Mickey wants to, and obviously he’ll top cuz this dude’s “basically a chick,” which is a funny line, tbh. ALSO, this pretty much proves they haven’t even actually banged, since they haven’t even discussed preferences. Lol. So yeah, Mickey is using this kid for anything and everything he can, cuz he found a big ol’ sweetie pie pushover (that’s maybe a little bit afraid of him). 

33:50-34:36 - Ian makes Liam try on engagement man-rings, because: “Mickey has freakishly small hands.” They’re at the Alibi and combing through the jewelry a shady hawker is selling. Ian buys two rings on Trumpy Aunt’s credit card. 

42:53-44:52 - I really miss Ian & Lip scenes, tbh. I used to love their brotherly friendship. Some of the old magic feels back in this scene, idk. Ian tells Lip he’s gonna go propose to Mickey. Lip asks him why, and Ian says it’s cuz he loves him, but then after a pause says that Debbie told him to. Even though Ian wants Mickey back, he also clearly wants Lip to talk him out of marriage, which he kind of does (for now). Lip says he should do it one day, after he figures out why he doesn’t want to now. 

47:06-51:10 - A genuine FOUR MINUTE scene! Ian shows up at Byron’s place (where’d he get the address tho???) and Mickey’s been hanging out there for like a handful of hours maybe, but this lil dude just wants him GONE already. Lmao. He clearly knows who Ian is and practically runs into his arms in a grateful hug, saying, “Oh, thank god, PLEASE take him back!” Ian is like wtf, and waits as this guy calls Mickey “honey” and says he has a visitor. Mickey makes another big show implying impending sexy times, grabbing at a very not into it Byron as he retreats up the stairs. Mickey seriously greets Ian like, “What’s up, bro!” I meeeean... Anyway, Ian I guess decided in transit that he’s not gonna propose, he’s just gonna say these are “promise rings” and has some line about how: “Gallaghers and marriage don’t mix well, but a Gallagher keeps his promise.” Since... when??? Like... Frank??? And... what??? Lol... Mickey’s not buying that shit either. He makes a good point about Ian not even wearing his “promise ring” on his finger, but around his neck instead (someone caught a Sex & the City rerun where Carrie carries that rock on a necklace, cuz she’s def not sure about marrying Aidan), where no one can even see it. Ian says he’s not saying “never” to marriage, and Mickey counters that he’s actually saying that he doesn’t love Mickey enough right now. And then he says he’s got Barry anyway, and Ian has to correct the name, which is a nice touch, I’ll admit. And then comes Cam’s best bit of acting on this show in like Y-E-A-R-S. I always thought he did best when he was in depressed/manic mode, and that comes through here when Ian actually gets to the heart of his real fears about committing fully to Mickey, which are of course that he doesn’t trust himself and doesn’t think Mickey should be tied to him and all his crazy bullshit. He doesn’t understand how Mickey can know for sure that he loves him. All that internalized shit is stuff I can easily actually relate to, and this is really the first 100% truly honest moment we’ve had between IxM in all of season 10. I hope we get one or two more by the end. I don’t really completely buy Mickey’s reaction being, “When you get over the ‘I’m not worthy of being loved’ shit, gimme a call,” because he is the fucking KING of not thinking he’s worthy of being loved! That's always been a huge component of who he is, and how I always write him to be, personally (always struggling to think of himself as worthy of anything good, particularly love, among many many other internal struggles, obvs). He also knows exactly how low Ian can get on his down-swings, and since we know from s5 that Mickey likes taking care of Ian, I just don’t think he’d treat him this way. I’m not saying he would give in, but we would see some softness come through. A lighter touch. Anyway, Ian looks super sad as he walks away, but then he spots Barry’s Vespa in the alleyway and gets his own bit of petty revenge (on the wrong person) by pissing in his gas tank, cuz Shameless!

Episode Tally: 8 scenes. 13 mins 10 secs.

[the-dimensionmaker]

Oh boy.... where... WHERE... do i begin with this... i had to think about this for a LONG time... cause i know if i talk about this and try and give Aidan more attention... then my friend and great artist, Raisha gs will be upset with me... and.... will probably block me.... leaving me here to grieve again for the mistakes i did...... so if Raisha some how knows that i have a twitter acc... first off... hi dude... second off dont block me... yhe worst you can do is block someone for trying to get something out of they're situation so they can feel better... im not saying that your a bad person... im not saying that that your trying to control my life... all im saying is that.. please... understand that i need to do this... if people are doing this against people like Lui or Mini Ladd or even Shane Dawson... then i should do the same for a guy who has did this... dont worry... i blocked him on twitter.... so dont worry about him trying to find out about what im talking about... ok...? I hope you understand...

so for starters if you dont know who i am, i am the Dimensionmaker. Someone who wants to make animations for yt, who wants to make his own games, want do lets plays, and even talk to you viewers... i have a rough life... filled with nothing but people lying to me, people cheating on me without a reason (the numbers of people who did that is now 61 in total...), people lying ABOUT me, nothing but fear, and many more... Jaiden or Kitty Courtnie And Linka, is... the first gf i ever had. She was... the worst as well. She never listened, didnt care, and then cheated... then we have... Aidan2003, who is the main topic of this...

We start from what caused all of this to happen... when i was in middle school still i was on roblox... i had great friends... one of them named herself Jaidenanimations (not the real one...) also known as Courtnie... she was the nicest.. at the time she had a bf named Dud.. (btw Dud is Older then both me AND courtnie.. he acted like a complete creep around her..) but fsr.. Dud broke up with her.... someone named Ethan dated her too... but then broke up with her... and who knows if he is older then courtnie at the time... she was now sad... so i decided to become her bf... and when i did... we were... THE BEST... we loved each other more then anything... she would without me asking, want to do a drp with me... she wanted to come to my house... she wanted to meet me irl... she was better then anyone...things got a bit worst... Jaiden was now enemies with everyone... (Ethan, Dud, Jonathan, etc...) she doesnt want them to follow her... so i decied to be a bit strict.. and tell her to NOT go to any of the roblox games till she blocks them... and she lies to me... saying that... "She wasnt able to block them as a crack was CONVENIENTLY on the block and unfriend button..." and when ever we have a plan or another idea on what can actually work... she lied her way saying thaings like oh.. "My Phone Is Dead" and such.. so much in fake that it was... PREDICTABLE... she then started to hang out with them... i became a bit more stricter... then my mental health became bad... she didnt listen... it made me feel like nobody listens to me... leading me into a depression... i felt like nobody liked me... nobody listens to me... nobody even cared about me... i wanted to die... a... bunch of times... most of the time... she never cared... then... on yt......... she cheated on me... with 2 people who were OLDER THEN ME AND HER COMBINED (being both Jonathan and Dud... keep that in mind...)... i noticed this.... i was FURIOUS..... i yelled at the thing i thought was a girl i Loved... a girl i could trust... a Girl that i thought was LOYAL..... then her parents got involved calling me rude words like European Boy (i think it was something else) "just because my skin was black".. keep that in mind as well... "her parents deleted her discord acc For Good..." (keep thaf in mind...)... then... i sobbed... again... and again... i tried to go and find people who cares about me or loved me... but then they cheated... one by one... my mental health became WORST.... i tried many methods... me having more then one girlfriend... having them make promises due to what has happen to me... being nice... being strict..... nothing worked.......... my life was miserable...... i didnt finally be able to talk to courtnie and get her to break up with Jonathan... she was happy that she did... but then she didnt come back to roblox... but then betrayed me yet again........

I asked one of my friends on if they are able to talk to Courtnie...they couldn't... all except for one person one of them know... Aidan... i talked to Aidan and he actually was nice... but then... he started to act like im a pedo... wanna know why...? Get this... JAIDEN LIED ABOUT HER AGE THE WHOLE TIME. when i was 13 she was 10 ALL ALONG. She lied to me for YEARS... saying she was my age.... i blocked Aidan and never talked to him ever again... and jaiden finally talks to me and we were in good terms... but then... Aidan came in.... saying jaiden has caused alot of crap to him... i believed him and became his friend only to be forced into a group where this friends (ETHAN AND IVAN BEING ONE OF THEM) could harass me... then... we go to his videos... his videos are false... they barely show proof... he says points that are completely incorrect.... hell here is some (not all cause i dont want to be texting all night) he said in them...

- "I Know Where You Live And I Know Everything About You"

He says this yet he assumed i was a 25 year old man. Even tho im now 15. At the time i was 14 now im 15. Plus he doxxedy house. And stole my IP ADDRESS... that right there makes him seem more like a creep. Courtnie without me asking told me where she lived. This guy STOLE MY IP ADDRESS AND FUCKING DOXXED MY HOUSE. That right there will show that he is a bad person who is just lying to ruin my life... speaking of lying

- "Schroederluvr Is A Minor"

This proves that he didnt even talk to her... she isnt a minor... hell looking at her compared to me... she is OLDER THEN ME.. SHE IS 20 SOMETHING YEARS OLD. I Didnt Harass Her Anyways so why is he saying that i did.

- "Lillie is innocent"

Lillie on Instagram literally said in her own words that she is bullying me because of me being depressed. Thats jot justified AT ALL.

"Klara's post is about me"

No its not. Its about lillie and her friends. Who BTW IS DMING ME SENDING A PICTURE OF SOME STUPID PICTURE OF A INCINEROAR. sure yes it doesnt seem to bad but its EXTREMELY ANNOYING.

- "Telling the police that Aidan doxxed my house and Stole my IP Address wont do anything"

It will, Aidan. It literally says that no matter how you got it or why you got it, you will be send to jail.

- "TALKING to minors is bad"

Wrong. If thats the case then someone like WILDCAT, VANOSS, H2ODELIRIOUS, MARKIPLIER, CORYXKENSHIN, AND MANY MANY MORE would be swatted and in jail. Its not Illegal to talk to them.

- "that Katie is innocent"

Katie has done a MOUNTAIN of stuff to me. So much so that even the nicest people of all time wont be nice to her. She isnt in the right. AT. ALL.

- "that telling people to leave me alone is harassing them"

Its not harassment. Seriously. A NORMAL HUMAN BEING WOULD KNOW THAT IST NOR HARASSMENT TO TELL SOMEONE TO GO AWAY OR LEAVE THEM ALONE

- "That im a predator yet youw ont go after Jonathan and Dud"

He literally spares them but not me. Jonathan was 17 i think. And Dud was i think 19. Now he's probably 20 OR 21 YEARS OLD. And you STILL come at me for just DATING someone who LIED ABOUT HER AGE.

- "that i was... Harassing? xxlitle_dummyxx"

Even tho she literally wants to be rude while im trying to help... wow... just fucking WOW

- "that not telling people your name, nor putting your name on your acc is a bad thing"

No.. no its not... hell we look at a bunch of youtubers doing that. Hell there are a bunch of people i KNOW that doesnt say they're real name. It's THEY'RE CHOICE. Not yours Aidan.

Anyways.... then to make things worst he called me the N word a bunch of times then say that he "didnt" because i didnt have proof... wanna know why? BECAUSE HE BLOCKED ME AFTER THAT SO I WASNT ABLE TO TAKE A VIDEO OF THIS. Then he made a fake conversation between me and jaiden. I can tell its fake by just looking at the pfps and names...

I decided to delete all the posts about him on Instagram... not because he beated me... but because i wanted Raisha gs to be happy... to not hate me...... to not block me... thats something that Effects me when it comes to someone like Raisha or Brsstar... i worry that if i make one mistake for what ever reason... ill be blocked... so im hoping that Raisha understands that i cant hold all of this in anymore... if Aidan are exposing me for shit i didn't do... if PEOPLE are coming out to finally say the truth about someone... then i should as well.... i hope you understand if you made it this far...

So... here's what i have to say for the conclusion of this... if you all see the name... "Aidan2003"... block him... REPORT HIM... do what ever you like to him.... he wants to hurt me for shit i didnt do... so why should i say to not do the same to him... he is not a good person... he never was....

This is The Creator Of Multiverses... and i will soon make other posts, dont worry ^^.

Till then my fell Universers..

[zontiky]

The Five's Store au we were talking about?

yesssss the good kush. gonna do this in bullets because i feel like it might get long. jsyk i didn’t read through literally any of this so for whatever typos i made sorry lmao

five wakes up one day (post apocalypse) and thinks hey, you know what would be a completely rational and not at all impulsive idea to follow through with.

that’s right folks. 

he’s gonna start a store.

the thing here is, five has absolutely no idea how business functions. sure he’s been part of a massive organization for years, but actually doing like,, store things? lol what

but that doesn’t matter because he’s gonna have a store and he can learn as he goes, no big deal

it’s a very big deal. five does not know how to manage a store.

it’s literally just called “five’s store.” how did he fund it? when did they build it? nobody knows. it’s like those fast-food restaurants that just pop up one night and you have no clue how they got there.

so. five’s got his store. this is nice. he didn’t actually know what he wanted to sell, but because his siblings couldn’t talk him out of this (read: they didn’t know it was happening until it was too late) they suggest things

baked goods! bicycles! books! postcards! writing materials! furniture! shut up klaus nobody is selling what you’re about to suggest shUT UP-

so five decides, fuck it, and just. shoves everything into this store. how? i don’t know. nobody does.

i literally have no ideas how stores work so im playing all of this by ear (vanya if you’re out there) but five also doesn’t know how stores work so it’s all good. gucci, if you will. five has probably stolen gucci before, for a mission or something idk just a thought

so five has his store but he’s so bad at managing it. first off, hiring employees didn’t occur to him. it’s just five in a building

customer: *walks in* hello can i have a cake pleasefive: sure :) five: *gives them a pie*customer: little boy, who do you think you are? i said a cakefive: cake? oh shit you’re right, sorry.five: *gives them a breadroll* :)customer: what a rude little boy! let me speak to your manager. is it even legal for a teen to be employed?(he passes as 15 ok props to aidan for being older than his character’s physical age lmao)five: ok *walks out into the back room* *walks back in* hi what can i help you with

the kids love him though. it’s always “mommy when can we shop at five’s again?” etc etc and five is like. shitposting irl. without realizing. he genuinely doesn’t know the difference between types of cheeses. he can’t tell you how an LED is different from a fluorescent bulb. he actually, literally, doesn’t know this shit.

why is he in charge of a store? fuck if i know, but im having fun with this

the siblings try to help out, but it ends with five kicking them out because they were “arranging the cacti wrong” or “messing with the bathroom toilet covers too much” 

what are bathroom toilet covers? idk but we have them in my house and we only use them for christmas theyre the worst. imagine a fucking snowman staring at you everytime you want to take a shit. goodluck

five loves his store dearly tho

from offbrand cream cheese to onbrand sweatervests.

hm luther probably tries to help with the gardening section once in a while. he comes in and immediately has to hold back tears because “five when was the last time you watered these begonias.”

‘oh last week probably i dont know’

“five you have to water them at least once a day”

‘how was i supposed to know that’

“five you OWN a STORE-”

so yeah luther just. silently looms in the corner. watering plants. he scares asshole customers away even though he never says anything he just stands there. and waters the plants. some nice ladies initiate conversation and he just goes off about plant things which is so valid i love him

he’s like hargid but less rough around the edges. friendly giant. bfg but with plants. five never comments on how he takes a plant home occasionally. 

diego sticks around the cutlery for reasons well known. he always tries to take knives home, to sharpen them, he claims, but five draws the fucking line there.

im making it sound like five owns some massive corporate building. no. his store is like a very compact IKEA. it has everything an ikea would, but it’s barely the size of a target. actually targets are pretty big. walmart maybe? dollar store? bigger than a dollar store though. hmmm just an average department store

lowes. that’s it. it’s like an ikea but the size of a lowes. five owns a lowes called Five’s Store. 

okay so allison’s sole purpose is to stand outside and offer free autographs. she basically bribes people into going in. it’s like walmart. as soon as you go in you physically can’t go out without buying something. 

jk she also helps five with his customer service because what the fuck it’s terrible. also funding. she’s a rich actress. all of them have an inheritance probably though, but five didn’t want to use reggies money because this is all a really huge “fuck you” to dad. cheers to him. 

OH MY GOD ALLISON PROBABLY SHOOTS ADS FOR FIVE’S STORE (in future mentions will be abbreviated to FS for my convenience) AND THAT’S HOW THEY GET TRACTION YES

klaus and ben kinda uhhhh hang around. klaus is kicked out by five a lot because “don’t touch that” “get your hands off” “where did you get a chainsaw? put that down, klaus stop-” and all that usual average stuff, but when they need it klaus is willing to be a cashier for a little bit

ben is the only one with like. actually useful tips. 

ben voice: no that’s not how you purchase items to sellfive: ???ben: here okay just go do something else and let the adults handle the money okay?

five can’t punch ben because he’s dead so HA. klaus probably makes ben corporeal though rip

ooo ben can also shelve things with his interdimensional wiggly worms! he can reach those high high shelves that have packaged stuff on them.

…costco? no i dont think FS is as massive as costco moving on

ben shelves stuff. we are eternally grateful for that. bless

vanya is the only actual competent adult you guys know this right. like sure the rest of them come CLOSE (mainly ben and allison, but ben doesn’t really count because he’s dead) but vanya is the only actual competent adult in this family (pogo dni)

so vanya does the taxes. rip to her. nobody likes taxes, but she’s taking one for the team

diego helps sometimes. tries to help sometimes. he brings her coffee does that count

kidding, diego knows how to taxes a little bit. emphasis on the “little” and “bit” and the silent “barely”

so yeah they all help out and i know i said five kicks them all out but i lied that never really happens. the store is like their side job but they’re not paid and it’s more of a hobby that got out of control

honestly five probably brings grace in and she bakes away because it makes her so happy that her cookies can make so many people happy. let her bake please.

claire probably owns an easy bake oven. just saying

yeah five has a store and it’s the literal best thing. it’s midnight so im gonna cut myself off but skjfsk this au is amazing thank you spencer for this golden concept

im gonna be honest all of this really reminds me of my mcdonalds five au which i might ramble about if requested lol

[sebastien-le-booker]

I’ve fallen back into my “the maze runner” obsession, idk how to feel about that tho, but i was on youtube watching “Everything Great about the maze runner!” and then “about the scorch trials” and lastly “ about the death cure”

and at some point i see this

and i’m thinking  “is that the page where shit with Newt go down? it must be fuck”

And then, by the end of it, where this dude is in complete denial and says Thomas and Minho go back to that city and find Theresa who is alive and then thomas blood “didn’t just cure the flare it also cured haha you guessed it.. death” and shows newt

My point is, this dude is in just as much in a denial as i am and i totally love the fact that the guy praised Dylan O’Brien, Aidan Gillen, Giancarlo Esposito or Will Poulter about their talent throughout the series, and now in the end, he gave Thomas Brodie Sangster the golden star for his performance because if he ended these videos without mentioning what an amazing job Sangster did, i’d be mad.

[newgirlinthecorner]

Some quick letters

This is to my friends, personalized, in case they find this blog.

Also for my exes cause im salty

I really hope ya'll don't find it tho cause this is my diary sooooo

But if you do, this is for you, circa Feb 16,'19

So if you don't find yourself I'm either not close enough with you or i just don't know you yet♡

Btw this is in the order that yall come to mind (except the second to last one, ive been thinking about you nonstop for WEEKS)

Order:

Chloe, Ahlim, Seonmin, Chongwoo, Baron, Ella, Dale, Hannah L., Olivia S., Liv L., Marit, Maddy X., John, Abigail, Caitlyn, Terry, Harry, Ava, Adrian, Sanjana, Eliza, Juri, Lily M., Braeden, Dean, Ryan N., Chris P., Tyler, Ties

Chloe

Hey, what's up

Nothing here is new for you so I don't have much to tell you. Thank you for your friendship through all these years♡

Ahlim

I miss you.

Also, I've been congratulating you on your birthday every year till 2018. Yet you haven't congratulated me once.

But I hope you are well.

Remember how we said we'd meet up at Harvard?

I fully intend on holding up my side of the deal.

Seonmin

I'm sorry for being such a catastrophe whilst we were close. I hope I'm living up to what you think I am now.

Say hi to harabeoji for me♡

Chongwoo

Dude im sorry for how i tried to get with you but you didnt have to be so rude yknow like damn ok

another mothafuckin scorpio

Baron

I liked you for a longass time

Remember my letter you threw out in 4th grade? That shit still haunts me to this day.

I heard you really went downhill.

Sucks to be you ig

Ella

I love you so much

We need to talk more

I know you're seeing this rn, so hmu cause i miss you but im too awkward to say so properly

Also, feel free to show people that you're friends with their respective sections in this post.

Dale

S Q U I S H

You deserve many love you adorable being and i love you very much

I miss you if it isnt obvious

Hannah L.

I really hope you're doing well. Are you still swimming? I bet your English is amazing now♡ I hope you get into an Ivy League like you've wanted to.

Olivia S.

How've you been? We need to talk.

I'm sorry I don't have much to say, we didn't spend all that much time together.

But I haven't forgotten you.

Liv L.

I'm still not really certain what I did the winter of '17 that cast us apart. However, I do know that I hurt you, so I'm sorry. I really did cherish the bond we had and I hope to rekindle that because I miss you.

If you see this, please tell me♡

Marit

You always kind of confused me, but in a good way. What I remember is your mother's lentil soup, the moose tracks ice cream, and our trip to Daiso.

I got a samsung phone so I can't use the case but I still have it in my memories drawer.

It's amazing how you didn't get sick of all the rambling about oowooppa that I did.

I miss you too♡

Maddy X.

I do genuinely want to see you again, so I'm sorry I couldn't come to Moraga in the summer of '18.

However, you hurt me pretty badly when we were in 8th grade.

I would support you, even abandoning all my plans to take you to the hill to rant and yell and sob, but I would get nothing back.

I spent 50 hours on your birthday presents that year and got nothing back.

I wouldn't expect you to do the same, but at least a liiiitle bit of efforr would have been nice.

I'm still hurt. Sorry. I wish you success with your family, volleyball, and academics♡

John

You already know this but boy we needa fuck asap

Anyways your friendship is great and even though we float apart a little, you're president here.

I love how you're so happy to help me in my amoral schemes

♡love you boo

Abigail

How the hell did you get here?!

I'm impressed.

Caitlyn

I'm sorry I've been neglecting our friendship but we have too divergent interests and I have other things to focus on

You're a sweet girl though and a great person

Plus I'm allergic to eyeshadow now so

Terry

OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT

i will fucking murder you you hear me

You thought i wasnt pissed after you cheated on me?

You thought you got away with it?

I know everything, aidan.

Everything.

Don't try to hide from me.

I will always win.

Why?

Because almost everyone hates you, knows you're a liar, and much less people are antagonistic towards me.

Harry

Here's the truth:

I only dated you to sour the friendship with Terry. Why? Because he's a shithead. You deserve better than him.

I'm sorry, but I never actually liked you.

Ava

Your overly energetic moods annoy the hell out of me im sorry

Please shut up once in a while

Please remember what i tell you at least sometimes

Please talk about something aside from yourself

Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

Adrian

Surprise surprise, i wanna fuck

Hmu youre hot

Also funny so like

👍👌

Sanjana

Please learn to keep your mouth shut goddammit

you didnt have to tell everyone about my plot involving dean!

Eliza

You're gonna date a druggie in the near future.

But you know what, you're great.

Sorry i hit you that one time it was a joke

Juri

I'm almost certain you won't see this

I understand youre evangelical but please stop preaching to me

You're a really nice girl but youre kind of hollow and a prude

Not too horribly fun to be around, sorry

Lily M.

I love you so much oh my god

You always light up my mornings and its amazing

Keep doin you boo

Braeden

That one time, i wasnt just asking to hang

I was asking you out

Is your skull really that thick?

I liked you, you know.

Dean

You shouldn't even be on this list cause you're too insignificant

But like lowkey i wanna fuck

Your girlfriend can do much better than you but i on the other hand cannot so like

🙃

Ryan N.

Again, like with a lot of other people, I wanna fuck.

That is all.

Chris P.

Please stop whining

Otherwise youre a great guy

Tyler

Oh, you're the hard hitter here

Mothafucka ive been writing about you to shit on this blog

Get in me right now

Just take me

In more ways than one

Also sorry im so awkward when we kiss or you pick me up im just taken aback by you yknow

♡

Ties

I still intend on fucking with you.

I will haunt you for a longass time bitch

You made a fuckin mistake crossing me

The end

[mycasandstarrs]

SPN 8x18: “Freaks and Geeks”

THEN: Vampires and Krissy Chambers.

“I’ll Surely Die” by The Rubens.

I’m sure Aiden was excited as hell to be able to make out with Krissy for cover.

The freaking vamp messed up the car engine.

RIP vamp. Killed by Aidan.

“One down. Two to go.”

“Yeah. Um, Cas dinged you up pretty good.” Physically and emotionally.

I do love how both brothers are looking out for each other. 

“Okay. I'll tell you what. Why don't I go get some, uh, herbal tea.”

“Okay.”

“And you can find some cowboy junkies on the dial.”

“Eat me, Dean.” *

“And you know what? We'll just talk it out...Good talk.”  

I love it a lot less when Dean gets that attitude tho. Sam’s trying to help you, hon.

(*LMAO Sam. The way he says it is perfect and hilarious)

Dean recognized Krissy, but Sam didn’t?

“Sheriff, why do you think we're here? You just crossed streams with a federal investigation.Now, I suggest you cooperate, call off your A.P.B., or you're gonna find yourself in a world of hurt.” Huh, Bobby would be impressed with that attitude.

I’m 23 and look 17...Krissy could pass as 25 if she really sold it.

“I told you...I have a boyfriend.”

“Then how come I couldn't find him in your cellie?”

WHY WERE YOU GOING THROUGH HER PHONE.

“Right. And let me guess --he also lives in Canada?”

“You know, he does, actually. Oh. A small town called ‘kiss my ass.’”

pfft. 

They have a good system built up.

“Hey, how about we start a new tradition, and before each job, we give each other good-luck kisses?” Anytime I think Aiden isn’t so annoying, I’m always proven wrong.

Josephine’s a good nurse.

They really can’t hear his genuine confusion.

RIP vamp. Killed by Josephine.

Lee was killed by a vamp. “I woke up one morning and found him dead.......his throat ripped out.”

“Well, look, I am sorry to rain on your parade, but you are way too young to be doing this.”

“You're never too young to kill monsters, especially the ones that kill your family.”

Good point.

Victor, their caretaker.

“Victor's helping us get revenge.”

“Yeah, well, I don't care what he is. He sucks.”

Dean’s right.

“Well, you know, so what?! Maybe it's time that people know the truth about what's really going bumpin the night.” OH NOO, people would freak the fuck out.

“Look, I don't need you to save me, Dean. I'm not a little kid anymore.” Ok, Edgelord.

It’s a lovely house tho.

Victor Rogers.

Eugh, I immediately get bad vibes just looking at him.

“Move on, but never forget.” What a weird ass motto.

“What, after -- after soccer practice and --and the bake sale,they, uh, chop vampires' heads off?” Is this like the Wayward Girls home? Except, this is worse.

“Somebody obviously dropped Garth on his head when he was a baby.” OK FUCK YOU.

DOUBLE FUCK YOU.

“These kids are the cream of the crop. They are the Beatles.” OK LET’S NOT BRING THEM INTO THIS EITHER.

“They'll be better hunters than any of us ever dreamed of.” Dude, you’re talking to the guys who saved the world. Fuck right off.

Sam spent the night there?

This would be cute if I didn’t know the real reason how they all came together.

“Me? Uh, no.”

“You want any?”

“Uh, I don’t know.”

Sam would be a good father.

“You know what I realized, Sam, is that these kids, they don't have to live it the way we have.You know, crappy hotel rooms, always moving, no family, no life. It's not the only way.” But Sam and Dean now have a family and a stable home to go back to at the end of a case.

Jimmy Day, the vamp Josephine killed. Stand up guy, apparently.

“So, uh... this Jimmy Day guy, he -- he just grabbed you and took you to the hotel?”

“No. I-I came from work and was in the parking lot when this blue van pulled up. This guy with a hoodie asked me directions. That's all I remember, till I woke up tied to that bed.”

“And was hoodie there, too?”

“Just Jimmy, and he was crying, saying he was sorry and all. That he was sorry?At first I thought he was gonna kill me. But then he just... he just seemed scared.”

Victor found the vamp that killed Krissy’s dad.

“Wait, how do we know this is definitely her?” Debunk everything, Sam!!!

“Are you sure this is a video surveillance pic?”

“It’s her!”

Krissy didn’t even see the attack tho?? She only saw her dad’s body?

“Something's up. Victor says he has a surveillance photo of the vampire that killed Krissy's father. But, Dean...I'm not so sure.”

“Why’s that?”

“There’s no time stamp on it.”

Blue van’s back. 

Conway Springs Lodge.

A fresh vamp.

Poor Sam. Another blow to the head.

Victor, you scumbag.

“I don't want to hurt you, Dean, but I will if you don't move.” Like you could.

“And how would you know that?”

“Because she's fresh made, a day or two. Her dad was killed months ago. This whole thing stinks. That vamp that we killed last night? Why was he swearing that he didn't do it?”

Use your brains, kids!!

“Look, last time I'm gonna ask you nicely. Take the damn guns off me, or somebody's gonna get hurt.”

“Big talk.”

Shut up, Aiden. And then promptly disarms his ass.

“She hasn't fed yet. We can reverse this if we find her maker and get his blood.”

“And why should we care about her?”

exCUSE ME.

“Like I said, hunting isn't always about killing.”

“Oh, please. Preach to some other choir. We're not buying it.”

Can I slap Aiden??

“Picture this. The kids arrive home victorious, only to find you dead in their living room. It seems that nest of vampires they were hunting were seeking revenge......and killed you. Thus, inspiring them to hunt even more.I'm sorry, Sam. I can't have anyone poisoning my kids' minds.”

Can I throat-punch Victor too, while we’re at it?

“I don't need to justify my actions to you or your self-righteous ass of a brother!” YOU DO IF YOU’RE KILLING INNOCENT PEOPLE.

“We have to do what we can to survive. But I wouldn't expect you to understand.You're not a father.” Shove that card up your butt, Victor.

“You have to understand. I saw a way to make the future better. But to get there, I had to do something hard.” Oh yeah, I’m sure it was so h a r d for you.

“Don't you see? This is bigger than all of us. We have to learn to put things in perspective. Come with me. We can get past this.” Victor is goddamn delusional.

KRISSY SHOT THE VAMP RIGHT IN THE EYE, HOT DAMN.

This is for my dad...For Josephine’s family...For Aiden...For me.” A metaphorical shooting. 

“So, we're just gonna let him live?”

“Yeah. All alone, with himself. No family. No friends. Ask me, that's not much of anything.”

That would’ve been punishment enough...

RIP Victor Rogers. Suicide.

Unnamed woman, our second person to be cured of vampirism.

“Look, I hate how we were put together, but...I can't deny that it feels right. And why should I let Victor ruin that, too?” Fair.

“So, what you're saying is that you like that boy over there and you want to stay?”

“What? Aiden? No. I mean... He's like my brother. It's nothing like that.”

Not sure I believe that.

“We all have a life and each other here.” Yeah! Now you got a sweet house to go with it too.

Garth! He’s just becoming a hunter-sitter for so many youngsters out there.

“Take care, Dean.” Awww.

Yeah. Goodbye, Dean.” Oh Aidan, when will you stop being a dumbass.

“Aiden. Listen, there's, uh, something I want to tell you about Krissy.”

“I know. I know. You'll kill me if I ever hurt her. Blah. Blah. Blah.”

“No, no. No. She'll kill you.”

Oh, absolutely.

“This is good.” It is good. I think they’re still doing fine together; at least, I like to think so. And now that we’ve got the Wayward Girls? I’d love to see the two groups meet.

[soothinghymn]

Recap of last night’s dnd session:

teeny child great old one warlock Arila (@pikmom) tries to convince an older wizard to give her ritual spells and instead gets condescended to

we chose bureaucracy over pirate adventure what the fuck were we thinking 

“i wanna yoink the cube” “was that in character” “yeah the 200-year-old drow just screamed, out loud, ‘I WANNA YOINK THE CUBE’“

(after that i kept specifying when i was saying things in character rip)

(also my boi Cal DID successfully yoink the cube)

fire genasi rogue Aidan (@orlesianwardens) gets sick to their stomach from teleportation for the 3rd time in 2 sessions

this time they throw up ON someone

cinnamon roll warlock prestidigitations it up for the 3rd time in 2 sessions

courtesan glamour bard Lana (@umbraalraune) ran off to daydrink because her player couldn’t make the session

We Suck at Bureaucracy Part 1: we basically cAN’T GET AN INN unless we’re affiliated with a guild 

we sit through a Zone of Truth-assisted job interview to find work with a guild so we can actually have a place to sleep

Tension™ between Cal and the interviewer when (1) i realize we’re in a zone of truth and (2) i remain silent when he asked if we’ve conspired against the guilds 👀

that same interviewer aLSO flirted with Cal tho so uhhhhh

dm: “give me a name for a gay bar” @music-in-the-bell-jar​: “THE VELVET ROOM”

(so now that’s canonically what it’s called)

We Suck at Bureaucracy Part 2: we take a job with the goth guild (their color is black) and go to meet our informant with weapons drawn, scaring the ever-loving shit out of her, bUT AT LEAST WE CHECKED FOR TRAPS

said informant was in lesbians with a tavern owner we visited later, everyone’s gay, it’s peak

we break into the inn room of the guy we’re investigating and DON’T check for traps this time and goliath paladin Thenara (@music-in-the-bell-jar) almost took an axe to the face

Thenara lifting up Arila to mend the ceiling where the axe hit

keys taped to the underside of the bed, because tape exists in this world

We Suck at Bureaucracy Part 3: our horrid horrid attempt to prevent our target from leaving the city:

Weed Man™

a gnome and halfling pair of merchants who were riding a TURTLEEE (if they aren’t recurring characters, i will die)

i rolled a nat 20 on ANIMAL HANDLING, so Cal got to pick up a snake 

OUR DRAGONBORN BARBARIAN USED HER BREATH WEAPON ON THE SNAKE

who then turned out to be a YUAN-TI THAT WE HAD TO FIGHT

i failed to cast toll the dead on the yuan-ti so Cal just booped its nose with his finger instead

Arila’s fucking badass shadow blade, our coolest party member is the literal child

after a fight that went on WAY too long Cal finally KO’d the yuan-ti by butting them in the head with the blunt end of his spiritual weapon

We Suck at Bureaucracy Part 4: my spare the dying would only keep the yuan-ti KO’d for an hour, and we’d get paid more if we took them back alive, so we wrapped their body in a blanket and RAN THROUGH THE STEETS WITH THEM, NOT BACK TO OUR INFORMANT, BUT BACK TO THE MAIN BUREAUCRACY BUILDING, STARTLING A GREAT NUMBER OF PEOPLE

we got a very stern talking-to by several people for that, but also a LOT more money than we expected and a promotion in the guild so? i guess catching the yuan-ti was more significant than we realized??

the last thing that happened was a dude approached us and wants us to go out of the city with him and a group of mercenaries to fight more yuan-ti

he threw Aidan a gold piece and Cal a PLATINUM PIECE and i have never been happier to play an old, quiet, and definitely-not-straight drow boi who keeps getting flirted with by male NPCs

[roronoa-roro]

Babe you do not know

i did so much spresearch

my character’s were Romilda (mc), adian, Aaron, Lia, Diana and Aylin.

pAnd swear to fucking gods i could rant about the ironies I subtly put everywhere? (Did ya notice Diana and Aidan are basically anagrams and we’re like Romilda’s female and male besties? So to play it off—I decided that later on she’d have to make a choice in choosing the two. And also Diana is the roman version of artemis whom I made the patron of Aidan which was supposed to be like very quirky cuz Artemis is against guys and shit and Diana‘s patron was apollo/ artemis’ twin) so you get it- i put way too much effort and watch it all sink; lmao i still have it in my wattpad drafts cuz memories

The names— wow my names are so mainstream 😭 kian kieran kei Kai king n kiara... Introducing my mcs😓

I just know I would be mind blown to read ur story tho—

Stuff like this is what makes me go back to the book n reread it all. Little things we don't get in the first read but somehow know there is sumn and then when we read it once again with the entire plot in mind we go— oooh this was foreshadowed here n ooooh i could have got that or oh how was I so blind to not see that!!

[roominthecastle]

Hi! Am I the only one who finds it quite distrubing that aidan was playing a main role in a gay porn serie? I mean licking a young boy's ass and having gay orgy in front of the cameras while he was married and was a father of a newborn baby.. Please, do not misunderstand me, but I think everything has a limit and those things he had done in that porn serie were far beyond normal acting. I feel I can't talk about it with the other fans, and you seem to be a great person who doesn't judge, part2

Part2. I’m not homophobic, I had a gay english teacher and a friend, but they understood it that their unique sexual life is their own private thing if you know what I mean, and behind that thing there is usually a traumatic experience.. Anyway what aidan was doing in that serie was fucking disgusting. You know it’s not a big surprise that her daughter, berry has become a man, maybe she was uncomfortable with her father’s roles? She keeps making photos ofbher beeding nose and scars and things li

So there is cleraly something wrong with his “daughter”. Idk I just don’t understand this man, unfortunately when I like somebody as an actor becausw of his her incredible talent I cant help but looking for infos of her his life. And I was in shock what I have found in aidan’s early career. What are your thoughts about it? Or are these things so natural to the others?

Wow, there’s a *lot* crammed into these messages, anon. I don’t think you’re reacting from a place of malice here, so please take my response below not as judgment but more like a series of observations and suggestions.

re: Queer as Folk (UK)I’ve seen the show and I liked it. It’s not for everybody, I give you that. It does have parts that undoubtedly veer into soft porn territory, but overall it isn’t porn, imo. To me it’s a story about a guy who’s 1st sexual experience was getting raped by a gym teacher at age 11-12(?) and, as a result, he’s become someone who only connects to others via sex. Him being gay is *not* the issue, it is *not* the problem, it is *not* a symptom. His unaddressed trauma which he tries to pass off as sth “cool” and tries to retroactively “normalize” via aggressive hypersexuality *is* the problem, and the show gradually brings this point home, imo. He cannot be intimate unless it’s physical & meaningless, but he starts to learn to modify this behavior w/ the help of his best friend who’s also the one he’s been in love with (and thus has been avoiding having sex with). I’m not saying it doesn’t contain provocative or even potentially triggering material, or that it’s flawless family fun (I know it’s been bashed for stereotypical portrayal of “sex-crazed” gay culture), but again, to me, it is about so much more than the sex scenes. I don’t think straight ppl should be in the business of judging the merits of shows like this one + I don’t know much about how it was received, so I really don’t want to get into all that. All I can say is that I found a very human story underneath all the steaminess, and if sb asked me to give a “disturbing” example from his body of work (that I’ve seen), it’s not QaF but Wake Wood or Blackout that would come to mind (and he plays a straight dude in both).

re: Aidan’s “taste” in rolesI think it’s always leaned away from “normal” and “conventional”. Pain & its varied, often aberrant, manifestations seem to be one big common theme in his projects, and I find that really intriguing. He’s interested in outcasts, in all forms of “otherness”, traumas, dysfunctions, and assorted fucked up things. I share this interest and I don’t think it’s wrong at all or an automatic sign of some pathology. It’s curiosity that’s labeled “morbid” only bc we live in a world that teaches us that automatically fearing, hating, and attacking everything “different” is “normal”. But if art confined itself to artificial “norms” and boundaries, depicting only what is deemed “accepted” in any given time period, it wouldn’t be art anymore. He said that nothing deeply scarring has ever happened to him, and that these roles let him explore things he would never do and be someone he never was or will be in real life. That’s it. It’s an exploration. Not everybody is an “explorer” tho. Most ppl shun and/or reject what/who they find “different” and/or “disturbing”. Others step closer, dig deeper, and maybe even try to find some familiarity in strangeness. Aidan is like that, too, imo. But I highly doubt he brought these projects home w/ him to screen it to his children and “scar” them for life. He strikes me as someone who’s v self-aware and who wouldn’t force his R-rated interests on others, esp. his kids, but I don’t think he would forcibly shield them once they are old enough and curious. But that’s just my impression. Truth is, I don’t know him. His private life, his methods of parenting are none of my business, and I don’t seek any info or picture he himself doesn’t provide voluntarily. Also, I don’t know anything about his family members, but I know enough to refrain from “diagnosing” or labeling anyone anything simply based on what they post online (esp if they are young), so I’ll leave it at that.

re: homophobiaLet’s do a thought experiment here (not the best one but hopefully it still works). Imagine a person who has cats and has never had any interest in keeping dogs. It’s completely fine being a cat person, so no issues so far. This person also assures you that they have no problem w/ those who keep dogs. After all, they had a friend who had dogs and this friend understood that keeping dogs was “different”, a likely sign of sth bad, and so always kept the dogs hidden. Now, do we really believe that the cat person has no issue w/ those who keep dogs? Keeping cats is not the only “healthy” or “default” option. It is just one of several equally legitimate options out there. Some brave folks even keep birds. Or both cats and dogs. In other words, I think you do have an issue with gay people, anon. Being tolerant when they are not “obviously” gay is still homophobic, and Aidan’s role in QaF is tame compared to, e.g. his straight serial killer/rapist role in Blackout yet you zeroed in on the former as the most objectionable one of his career bc it depicts his character having (a lot of) consensual gay sex. Good news is that while being gay is not a problem to be corrected, being a homophobe is, and you can always choose to improve. I grew up in a homophobic environment, so I know it takes time and effort to un-learn things, but I also know it is doable and v important. I’m not saying you should start binging on gay porn ofc, but keep on educating yourself. For example, BBC Four rolled out a great miniseries this year called Queers. I highly recommend it.

[dndbabes]

Arrival at the Water Cult

The recap was honestly just full of regional jokes this week. 

Starting off! Naivara ferries the party across the mile long river as a dolphin. Tobi strips to get on the dolphin bc armour is heavy. He and Corkpop ride together. Ash takes the next over, then we each take a short rest on opposite sides of the river while Naivara gets her wild shape back and ferries Kuori across [each swim took 2 hours in total, an hour there an hour back.]

While Ash is being driven across, Kuori fights a crocodile bc Ryan was 65 exp points from levelling up and Aidan felt bad. He’s lvl 5 like the rest of us now.

On the other side, while waiting, Corkpop brews a potion [I didn’t write what kind in my notes! Sorry!] and Tobi summons his dog. Guys Jesse is so excited for this dog. All my life has been building up to this moment.

While dog summoning is happening, Ash and Corkpop try to fish. They cannot catch anything.

The celestial, it turns out is Tobias Castus. As in the Tobias that Tobi is named for and the founder of Summit Hall. The party very quickly dubbed him “Snowball” instead of his real name once Naivara and Kuori cross the river.

Snowball is a complete ass and hates everyone but especially Tobi. He hates this. He’s serving a shitty goblin paladin and his shitty party. Naivara talk to him via message. He replies “I’m watching you, she-wolf.” [Jesse loves Snowball.]

Tobi and Naivara have a talk. He apologizes, she promises she won’t lie to him anymore. His anger is because he’s a Stress Goblin.

We make a plan to attack the keep by night! Thankfully, we know the general arrangement of buildings thanks to our bird scout. Snowball is stuck outside while we scale the north wall because wolves cannot, in fact, scale stone walls.

Inside the walls, there are 3 figures in the courtyard. A Water priest [later confirmed to be one by the DM] and two sword an board guys. They head into the church. We ambush them, surprise them, and destroy them before they even get to act.

We go to the main tower. Yet again, much to Aidan’s chagrin, we take on a miniboss and LEAVE. This room contains 4 people, two bodyguards, a lady with a snake tattoo, and a fish man with four arms. Corkpop enters first, and the fishman was ready to cut us a deal; take down the fire cult for him, and he’ll tell us where Flint is.

We reject his offer and fight him instead. He grapples Naivara. Tobi can’t hit him. We’re getting wrecked one round in. Corkpop goes to the front gate, and spends pretty well the entire combat opening the gate for Snowball. They both get back at the end.

The lady w the tattoo turns into a water snake and tries to drown Ash.

Pretty sure Ryan stole the entire table’s luck. He?? Rolled?? 3 nat 20s in a row. LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. It’s ok tho, bc next round he takes 12d6 damage. But he’s hard to kill so 44 damage becomes 16.

We knock out fishman mcgee and kill the others, then fucking RUN. This is the second time we’ve gone straight to the miniboss at full power.

We take him with us, go out of the camp, tie him to a tree, and start interrogating him. Intimidation doesn’t work, but Corkpop manages to persuade him; he gives up what we want, we let him go. He informs us that they sold Flint and Moira [Moira is the paladin that Flint partnered up with, Flint is Tobi’s dwarf dad] to the Black Earth Cult.

Kuori kills the man before we even untie him, and after he tore this guy’s teeth out of his head. Tobi just got done being pissed w Naivara and now he’s pissed w Kuori. Come on.

At camp, Ash and Naivara go hunting while the rest try to find out a plan to deal w our werewolf druid. Maybe the druids. Corkpop can also brew a potion with Wolfbane, but that’s high in the mountains. A strong Remove Curse might work, but they’d have to go to a cleric for that. 

Besides, Naivara wants to keep it. So the best solution would be managing or controlling it.

[travellers-survivor-old-west]

Episode 3.0: “I lived bitch”- Jared

After Nicole strutted her stuff off of the runway... the remaining players scrambled to “Guess Who” was going next.

Can not believe it’s day six already because I feel like nothing has happened. U want the tea? My tribe is boring. You know it’s bad when my closest ally is a man. Haha actually that’s a lie we all know I’m always a man’s puppet 🥳 Real talk tho jared Sammy and I made a group. I like them and talk to them a bit. Not sure how much I’ll trust Sammy forever but jared I want to go far with and I love him. We have been working together on this idol thing and I really hope I find it. It’s best the game is quiet for a bit because I’m teaching this week but also it’s hard to keep social with these people. Nicole is okay she seems cool but she’s on vacation or something. Xander idk anything about whatsoever other than he’s a redhead and I have an interesting TRACK RECORD with those :) but he did try to help in the challenge and he didn’t do awful. I think I missed one question, Xander missed one, and jared messed one up? Honestly idk. We are trying to vote nicole tonight which I don’t mind. Gonna try to be a bit more social with Dylan and Xander today. Yeehaw keep ridin. I hope we swap soon pls 

Ok so quite a quiet round.. im just trying to grow more connections so that’s not too exciting. We killed the challenge and I think of all works tonight then we could be seeing an alliance between Aidan, Chloe, and I but I genuinely don’t want to leave vi out of the loop so I’m hoping to make sure she stays and I have options if we ever go to a few more tribals before a swap. Right now it would be best if Payton was the next one to go from the tribe although I genuinely have nothing against the guy.

i lived bitch

A few hours later....

I keep forgetting who is on the cast but I want to work with Aidan and Isaac if I can

This game has been fun. Been vibing with the cast. I feel like im on the outs though, but who knows. only time will tell. This challenge was difficult because I dont know survivor players. but i feel like I got a good score. 9 isnt terrible... Lets just hope my tribe can pull through in the end. 

So I feel very good about the game at this point . I finally have a alliance the "coke destroyers " and they are great . Also getting very close with ashley I feel she is #1 in this game already 

michael is a freak (Owen still has thoughts.....)

lmao actually tho the more I think about it the more I feel like im being crazy in thinking michael is weird for eating a bacon sandwich? i guess to me its like...put bacon on a burger, have a bacon and egg sandwich...not just....bacon....isnt it dry? idk the game is going well except I think jared and I botched this idol system. what we shouldve done is shared with other people from the start to help us get further. with only the two of us sharing and helping each other, it's taking a long ass time and i dont think we're gonna get that idol before it swaps. he got something good on 25 tho so opefully i can reach at least 50/??? unless we swap tonight... i kind of hope we swap bc im feeling way too stagnant in this game. i only talk to jared. the others bore me. i like sammy but he's in my alliance already. i am being THE WORST game player ever. i really need something to kick this into high gear for me omfgggg.... also why did nicole vote for ME!!! FAKE!!!!! hard to believe xander and dylan talked to her more than I did. oops! gg

(Owen has some more thoughts........)

i love michael :( <3

Lmaoooo send help. I flopped in the challenge because I haven’t seen the earlier survivor seasons as much as I have seen the newer ones. My only chance here is to vote for like Vi (infinity) or whatever the name is. Not really sure. Butttt I’m probably fucked but toodles 

Being back at tribal makes me mad. These tribes are too fucking small, it causes so much paranoia. I also don’t trust nick, although I really like him a lot. He’s just been kinda shady oop. Will keep a close eye on him for now 

Howdy! I'm really excited about how the game is going for me. I have a tunnel vision perspective but I can see the good will that I have garnered in every corner of my tribe. I think it would be really cool to see this become the final 5 if at all possible. I think coming from a place of strong loyalty will create some cognitive dissonance in people who may want to play a more fluid game. What I mean by that is, I'll show true loyalty and hopefully that will mean even if they want to flip I will know and can play accordingly. Sometimes people can't tell the difference between me being loyal to an alliance, and me actually being loyal to them. That's some of my overlying thoughts right now. I have goals to work with Isaac and Aidan as well if possible. My F3 with Owen and Sammy remains, even if I sense they will dip, I will pressure their mindsets with overwhelming loyalty! This should be fun!

[helenhuntingdon]

Adam Barlow & Daniel Osbourne Episode Guide

 ~And potentially for the Barlows I’m starting with just how to catch up with them from their return in November 2016 (so, work n progress?), particularly with Adam, because he’s trash bae, and Daniel bc he’s also a fave + for Rob Mallard fans. 

As with Kate & Rana episodes, all recent episodes should be available to download on UK Soap Share (if you need them or if eps are not online to watch!) so I’m posting a guide of where you can only watch these episodes and/or scenes, the dates of episodes and the most important moments of the storylines/for the characters. If there’s anything specific you want to find, if I haven’t posted it, please ask me and I’ll try to add me, and also feel free to contact me if there’s something else or if there’s dead links. :)

Barlow Boys are back in town~ Daniel’s Best Moments Adam’s Best Moments

2016: Adam & Daniel return: 16th November: (1 - Daniel first scene @ 2:41) (2 Adam @ 2:00) (3) (4)  (or: Adam first scene & Daniel first scene  & second ish w/ fam~ tho disclaimer Daniel wasn’t actually a ‘secret son’ lmao, they knew about him he just hadn’t been seen for years.) Aftermath of return and Ken’s stroke for the next eps~ 17th November (1) (2) (3) (4) (Fam dinner) 18th November Part 1  18th November Part 2 (1) (rest not online to watch sorry) (missing - some guy is suspicious around the house) 21st November Part 1  21st November Part 2 (8 mins in Peter RLLY awk’ly asks Daniel if he likes fellas) 23rd November (1) Daniel not getting along with Tracy, & others at the Rover’s 24th November. Daniel aftermath, w/ scenes w/ Peter while Tracy snoops at his flat, plus Adam and Simon scenes and Adam’s car is ~stolen. 25th November Part 1 + 2 if you go throughthe vidss~ Daniel is blamed for Adam’s stolen car, who admits his mother left him. (Lots of good Barlows scenes w/ Adam being a shit in these eps) Adam’s car is still stolen. ... Ahem. 28th November Daniel and Ken bonding, Adam flirts with Eva.

5th December Part 1 (1) (2) (3) Adam’s now into Maria, Tracy warns him off, Daniel’s getting kicked out his flat, has scenes w/ Ken & Peter about his mum. 5th December Part 2 (1) (2) (3) (Adam and Maria, oh yay~) 7th December (1) (2) (3) Aftermath of Daniel’s revelation + Adam & Maria um sexing. 8th December (1) Tracy & Adam scene at the end. (3) Adam & Maria. 9th December Part 1 (1) (2) (3)- Daniel and Peter scenes. Also some Tracy and Mary, and Daniel and Billy interact awkwardly. 16th December Part 1 (1) (2) (3) Adam and Maria awkwardness + Adam and Sarah scene <3 19th December Part 1 (2) (3) Adam gets hella dragged by Audrey. Adam/Maria awks... continues. Part 2 (2) (3)  21st December (1) (2) (3) Highlight: Adam talks shit, gets hit. End of the OTP to end all OTP’s that was Adam/Maria.  23rd December (1) (2) (3) Basically Barlow Christmassy scenes~ while Adam works a black eye. 24th December (1) (2) (3)  25th December Everyone watches Peter and Nick’s hilarious fight~ 26th December Part 1 (1) Ken and Daniel discuss Peter. Part 2 (1) Bit of Daniel w/ Ken, Simon, Peter.

Bonus~ Samuel and Rob being cute and Christmassy!!!

2017 2nd January (1) (2)  Adam takes an interest in the factory again... AND IS 6 FOOT!!!!! (background info for this sl: Adam inherited the factory when his dad Mike Baldwin died - but his half brother and Leanne kept the will from him, until Leanne gave Adam the will. Adam settled for 40% of the factory, but he sold it to the Connors when he left last time, but still has a connection to the factory bc of his dad.) 4th Jan (1) (2) Daniel’s birthday. Adam’s plotting continues, as he calls the police n Aidan. 9th Jan Part 2 (1) (2) Adam’s cocky, and Daniel has a thing for angry, ketchup-wielding, Peter & Adam cash. Daniel crushes on Sinead. (Warning for full ep: Michelle loses the baby & it’s the worst thing ever.) 13th Jan Part 2 AD (And there is Michelle aftermath.) 16th Jan Part 1 (1) Adam makes fun of Daniel working on his MA application. 18th Jan (1) (2) (3) Daniel and Sinead. 23rd Jan Part 1 (1) (2) Adam’s unhappy over the factory and Ken spending more time w/ Daniel + teases Luke and Tracy (;_;) - Ken considers a DNR order. 25th Jan Adam (1) (2) (3) Aidan vs Adam continues. Adam and Alya team up. (TW death for Michelle & the funeral) 27th Jan Part 1 (1) (2) (3) Tracy bae’s birthday. <3 Adam and Alya plot. And the end of Adam’s masterplan~ (there’s also gr9 Tracy/Luke in these eps ;_;) Part 2 (1) Adam and Alya scene~ Daniel makes fun of Adam for once~ & Ken lectures him. (2) A nice scene between Adam & Daniel at the flat. (3) Adam apologies to Ken. 30th Jan Part 1 (1) Tracy tells the Barlows they’re official. (2) Adam helps Ken with his will. Don’t mention the paperweight rip.  Part 2 (1) (2) (3) Todd and Adam become saltmates 5eva <333

1st February (1) (2) (3) The Barlows meet over Ken’s will. 3rd Feb Part 2 (1) Daniel and Sinead go for a drink. 6th Feb Part 1 (1) Adam and Ken react to Peter and Toyah’s relationship. (Rosie and Sophie also return in this ep! :o) (3) Daniel judges Adam’s study style & flirts w/ Sinead some more... Part 2 (1) (2) (3) Daniel and Sinead flirting late at the factory. 8th Feb (1) (2) (3) Adam cheats, after some classy making fun of Daniel’s virginity - which doesn’t last long. (dry heaving)  10th Feb Part 1 (1)(2)(3) Daniel tells Ken Adam cheated (resulting in what is basically a public Todd/Adam break up </3) - Adam retaliates by telling Chesney that Daniel slept with Sinead. Part 2 (1)(2)(3) Adam and Tracy find Luke stuck under a car engine. Daniel and Sinead aftermath (Sinead drags Adam, Daniel gets angry at Chesney.) Sinead/Daniel is go, Adam drinks with Rosie. 13th Feb Part 1 (1)(2)(3) Adam wakes up with Rosie, and makes fun of Daniel/Sinead (+runs into Todd), who are still dealing with repercussions. Rosie tells Adam about the drugs. Part 2 (1)(2)(3) Adam digs for (and finds) the drugs~ Ken walks in on Sinead in a towel at Daniel’s flat after he misses an important meeting. 15th Feb (1)(2)(3) Adam discusses selling the drugs to open a business with Todd. Rosie and Sophie discover he’s stolen the drugs. Kevin is not happy. Adam blackmails them. Awk Sinead/Daniel fam dinner with Ken. 16th Feb (1)(2)(3) Todd and Adam go see a house~ But Todd discovers where the drugs are from. 17th Feb Part 1 (1)(2) Adam goes for an interview. Part 2 (1) & for a drink w/ Trina. They go back to the flat and Adam and Daniel chat proverbial phrases. 27th February Part 1 Daniel and Sinead have a romantic meal.

1st March Sinead/Daniel drama continues, w/ everyone disapproving. 3rd March Part 1 & 2 Sinead is late and Adam helps at the florist. -Sinead is preggers and Adam borrows the car to see drug dealer Ronan Truman’s pace. 6th March Part 1 - Daniel & Sinead discuss the pregnancy, before Daniel talks to Rana about it. Todd sees through Adam (as do Rosie and Kevin), Adam charms Mary for his own ends & goes see Ronan Truman while Ken’s frustrations with him grow. Part 2 - Daniel makes a decision about the pregnancy, Adam has to decide between selling the drugs or doing the right thing and staying with Amy. A lot of these scenes are on Corrie’s YT channel~ (1)(2)(3)(4-cw abuse) 8th March Daniel and Sinead have money concerns. Amy tells Ken to be nicer to Adam. Daniel has an interview with Robert. Ronan Truman is sneaky at the pub and threatens to hurt Tracy and Amy if Adam doesn’t give him back his money - which Ken has helpfully stolen, and burns. ;_; #endsoapmoneyburning2k17 10th March Part 1 - Adam continues to suffer the consequences. (There’s also a cute Adam and Sarah scene~) It’s also Sinead’s birthday. YT vids of most of the Adam scenes- (1)(2)(3)(4-cw violence) Part 2 CW violence. Ken and Adam hospital scenes (backstory alert) (CW discussion of addiction) - (1)(2)(3)(4)(5) (elsewhere, tumblr.com user helenhuntingdon’s adam barlow obsession officially begins~) 13th March Part 1 Ken tells Daniel Adam’s returned to Canada...  17th March Part 1 Daniel and Sinead consider moving (after a random woman stops by to tell Adam to drop dead.) Daniel gets a letter. Part 2 Daniel weighs up his options. 20th March Part 1 Daniel and Sinead flat hunt while Daniel tries to hide his Oxford offer. Part 2 Ken fucks up Daniel’s plans and is a misogynist bastard to Sinead (and about Deirdre! oh god end his life already) 24th March Part 1 Amy is secretly plotting with Adam. Ken stirs some more in everyone’s lives. Part 2 Sinead has an abortion. 27th March Part 1 Daniel is devastated. Part 2 Daniel is even more devastated. Everyone searches for Amy, while Adam is sneaky, and Ken faces the consequences~ (CW violence?) 29th March Aftermath with all the Barlows in the hospital. Adam returns well quick from ‘Canada’~ 31st March Part 1 The Barlows are questioned. Part 2 Who start to turn on each other~

3rd April Part 1 Ken is conscious but doesn’t remember what happened & suspicious of his family. Adam gets an alibi from Rosie. Part 2 The police talk to Ken and then Adam again. 5th April Lots of Barlows being suspicious of each other (for a while tbf) espesh when Daniel is questioned again. 7th April Part 1 Suspicious suspicious Part 2 suspicious 17th April Part 1 Adam ~investigates Daniel & tries to get Ken to believe it wasn’t him. Part 2 19th April Adam and Mary scene ;_; and Amy~ Tracy and Luke break up :((( Peter, Daniel and Adam are suspicious of Tracy. 21st April Part 1 Adam gets arrested. Part 2  24th April Part 1 Adam is still being questioned. Part 2 Ken and Daniel scene plus Adam tries to put Tracy in the frame. 28th April Part 1 Adam is still in questioning while Tracy plans to go on the run.

1st May Part 1 Adam is released and looks for Tracy. Daniel’s not happy. Part 2  Adam’s still after Tracy and Amy.   3rd May Adam finds Tracy and Amy’s phones. 8th May Part 1 Tracy’s been found but Amy hasn’t and Ken still hasn’t forgiven Adam. Part 2 Daniel and Adam are at court as Tracy is about to confess... 12th May Part 1 Daniel scenes w/ Kate, Tracy, Sinead... 17th May Adam doing manual work but not being Spanish (w/ Rosie) 19th May Part 1 Part 2 Adam and Rosie ~investigate Daniel while he’s away, while cute as heck (Adam answering the door in pants alert~) 22nd May Part 1 Adam is watching Daniel.... before lowkey stuffing him in the boot of his car... Part 2 And trying to get him to confess. (ICONIC honestly, including ~that wall slamming scene) 24th May Adam is suspicious of Daniel and Sinead still. Daniel is questioned. Ken remembers sth. 26th May Part 1 Ken is trying to remember more, and suspects Daniel (at first) while Adam is told to sling his hook. (cute Adam and Rosie scene~) Part 2 Adam is arrested AGAIN. 29th May Corrie’s 9pm week begins! ~Finally leading to the conclusion of who attacked Ken - no Adam while he’s arrested, but Daniel’s in all eps. Some darker issues are dealt w/ in these eps so major TW’s for self harm, sexual assault and abuse (in Bethany’s sl) and mental illness. 30th May  31st May 

1st June 2nd June 5th June Part 1 Part 2 Aftermath to 9pm week - Ken decides whether to press charges, and gets Adam from the police station. The rest of the Barlows’ reactions. 7th June Peter and Adam discuss his future, including his addiction, while Ken forgives Daniel. 9th June Part 2 Daniel tells Denise to leave again. 14th June Daniel’s isolated and depressed, and Adam doesn’t help (but does take a photo of Aidan/Maria snogging by the bins!) 16th June Part 1CW Drugs - an old drug dealer friend of Robert’s offers him drugs, to which he declines, but Daniel orders for him and takes an overdose. Part 2Robert and Adam find Daniel, CW hospitals~ (lovely Adam and Daniel scenes) 19th June Part 1Adam supports Daniel to see a counsellor, then leaves for London for 2 weeks. Part 2 Daniel and Robert scene. 26th June Part 1 Part 2 Couple of random Daniel scenes. 30th June Part 1 Chesney asks Daniel about the overdose.

3rd July Part 1 Adam returns and blackmails Aidan and Tracy is ~not pleased with Adam and Daniel being 2 psycho living together in domestic bliss. CW Violence Chesney gets stabbed. Part 2 Daniel helps Chesney (and makes a SHOCKING confession regarding his fave back to the future film). Adam schemes~ 5th July Adam starts his business (and has the loveliessst Mary scenes) while Ken is there for Daniel. 6th July Todd checks out ‘Barlow & Grimshaw’. 7th July Part 1 Todd signs on Adam’s dotted line~ 17th July Part 1 Part 2 Adam blackmails Aidan some more, then gets involved in Eva’s revenge plan. 19th July Eva and Adam plot against Aidan. 21st July Part 1 Part 2 Eva and Adam plan to get Eva an office job t oge the factory. 24th July Part 1 Part 2 Daniel reveals too much about the stabbing, Adam represents Chesney.