#not a sith

[looseleafteeaves]

Soooooo… in the midst of creating this Star Wars culture(s) my little brother introduced me to this AI chat thing(called ChatGPT). To test it, I started conversing about the culture I’m creating, asking questions about conlangs, AND… my favorite part… theoretical recipes that the people would eat.

Well I just tried one… called “Kaida’s Spice Pockets”. It tastes AMAZING, and is easily adaptable to the ingredients you have!

Kaida’s Spice Pockets

A common food for the Festival of Color, this street food treat is a flavor packed, traveling meal! While the original recipe called for parsley and cilantro, I substituted in garlic, basil, sage, and rosemary. My only complaint is that it needs something with it- my family used spicy salsa.

Kaida’s Spice Pockets

Ingredients:

Dough:

2 cups of flour

1/2 tsp salt

1 tsp baking powder

1 tsp ground cumin

1 tsp ground coriander

1 tsp paprika

1 tsp ground turmeric

1/2 tsp cayenne pepper

2 TBSP vegetable oil

1 TBSP sesame oil

3/4 cup warm water

Filling:

1 can of chickpeas/garbanzo beans (cooked)

1 TBSP minced garlic

1/4 tsp onion powder

1/4 cup of chopped fresh herbs.

(I recommend sage, rosemary, and basil; or cilantro and parsley)

Instructions:

1. Sift and combine the dry dough ingredients.

2. Mix together the oil and water.

3. Add the WET ingredients to the dry, and mix till combined.

4. Then, knead the dough on a floured surface for about 5 minutes, or until smooth and elastic. Then set aside.

5. Heat the chickpeas and then roughly mash with the garlic and onion powder.

6. Chop the herbs, roughly or finely, then add to the mashed mixture. Combine.

7. Divide the dough into 8 parts, and then flatten into a circle.

8. Add 1 1/2 TBSP of the filling, and fold dough. Repeat for all 8.

9. Heat on about medium-high heat about an inch of vegetable oil in a deep saucepan. Once a bit of flour begins to fry immediately, you can add 3-4 to the pan. Cook until bubbles have lessened, then flip. Repeat untill tapping the shell creates a solid thunking on both sides.

10. Serve with salsa for best results! Pat oil of with paper towels and have fun!

[adragonsfriend]

It's always "the Jedi failed at this," "Anakin should've done that," and never "Darth Sidious is so good at his job, he deserves to get Sith Lord of the month."

[redn1ghtcrawler]

Was supposed to be a warmup but eh…

[reevesartisse]

SITH! OBI-WAN & ANAKIN SKYWALKER | WHAT IF? STAR WARS BY ME. I always liked the idea of Obi-Wan corrupted by the dark side, so i made this. Star Wars really needs a what if show.

[samanthadoodles]

Anakin Skywalker 💔

Print made for Fan Expo Chicago 2024. Signed by Hayden Christensen at the event.

[spaceymaseyy]

Hayden Christensen for EMPIRE magazine (2024)

[verkomy]

everything we had, everything we did is buried in dust, and this dust is all that's left of us

you can get a print here

[raphaerolo]

Zack and Cody (2005)

[stealingpotatoes]

“Into the Luke-and-Leia-verse”...

Okay now I want more of this 🤣💕🥔

luckily for you i also want more so I'm using you as a very convincing excuse

(commission info // tip jar!)

[kat1702]

[02png]

A sinner, and a saint.

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[oooklathemok]

[redstuffs-ig]

this rots anakin concept art with him wearing Dooku's cape is so funny like

*fresh off committing cold-blooded murder*

Anakin: "I shouldn't have done that; it's not the Jedi way."

Palpatine: "He was too dangerous to be left alive."

Anakin: "You know what, fair enough." *loots Dooku's body for his unique cosmetic like a videogame boss*

[xeeray]

What have you become

[timbit-robin-art]

Currently watching someone grind for WR speedrun with the Lego Star Wars saga.

[bisexualvader]

tumblr was so easily corrupted by the dark side