#not a single loser on here

[disgruntledseagull]

this is a who's who of my old favourites lmfao

a lot of these candies have a lot of haters out there despite most of them having a lot of lovers too. but which one do YOU love despite it all??

[adhdandcomics]

perhaps the most important question i’ve ever asked:

does anyone have tips for people trying to stop being chronically late to everything in the world that aren’t weirdly judgmental and aggressive or flat out lies

[opens-up-4-nobody]

Ok. I work on a floor with 2 bunsen burners and a flamible/combustible liquids cabnet. Last week, I realized I didn't know where the fire extinguisher was (despite frequently using an open flame). Turns out it is out the door and down the hall. About as far from the fire hazards as possible. And I can't stop thinking abt it. Like. That feels fucking crazy right? I ask bc I seem to be the only person who cares. I told my advisor that I think we should have more fire extinguishers and he looked at me blank faced (despite the fact that he had to actively wander around the whole floor bc he also didn't kno where it was). And like yeah, in 20 years they haven't had a fire and maybe they never will but this feels like a fucking common sense preventative measure? It's just tempting fate. The hubris of not putting a fire extinguisher next to a bunsen burner is driving me crazy?? It's not even in the same god damn room! You would have to run out the room, sprint down the hall, open the case, and sprint back to use it! Why am I the only one who cares???

[tariah23]

I just think that you aren’t as “progressive,” or whatever you think you are if you can’t talk about American imperialism and fascism without being weird about black Americans, man. You’ve already lost the plot.

[flufflecat]

I was reading back over the "better world" section of journal 3 and am now absolutely convinced that this alternate reality is either a dystopia or doomed to become one

It's practically a thesis of Ford's character that he should not, under any circumstances, be allowed to accomplish his personal goals. His research, the portal, his desire to be worshiped as a paragon of intellect, even his one man quest to kill Bill would have resulted in a bad end for the rest of the characters if he actually succeeded at any of them. So a world where he was able to push Stan aside, bypass any of his necessary character development, and power up a working version of his most dangerous, grandiose, and idiotically conceived project? Bad news all around.

We only see about 3 pages of this dimension and Ford's in full rose tinted glasses mode the whole time, but in those 3 pages we learn that Parallel Ford and McGucket managed to casually destroy an entire dimension. Oopsies!!

And after that, as far as we can tell the info we're given, they're still using the portal. Their own scientific hubris, which is Ford's biggest flaw and the thing that caused like all of his problems, destroyed an entire reality and our Ford skims right over that. In the very next paragraph he mourns the fact that he can't stay in this perfect dimension and live out his dreams. What's the wanton destruction of an infinite number of nameless randos in the name of SCIENCE and EGO?!

These are necessary stumbling blocks when attaining success!

Ford is very obviously too blinded by his own ego to see that tampering with alternate dimensions to boost your own social cred is a bad idea whether he does it or Bill does it, but I'd give this dimension a few years tops before Parallel Ford either blows the entire thing up or crowns himself as scientific dictator supreme

[blossoms-phan]

the intro of 360 by charli xcx playing in my head like a Pavlovian edit-fueled response whenever I read a comment on a gaming video that’s like “dan is such a brat”

[it-one-line-at-a-time]

[pardonmydelays]

my sister is the most judgy person you will ever meet and yet every time i send her something she could very much judge me for she's like "that is awesome! you go girl!" ugh i love her so fucking much

[taruchikas]

A3! doodle dump but 80% of it is Hisoka

[adultemophase]

I’m just saying if league of legends could really crack into a new market if they put some of that cash into a single player open world dishonored esque game where your character choice depends on how u wanna play / affects the storyline.

[mariocki]

Edward Woodward stars as The Man (named Frank in dialogue), a neurotic adulterer in midlife crisis, in Play for Today: Evelyn (BBC, 1971), Rhys Adrian's adaptation of his previous radio play

[girlfailureboylosercom]

Just saw the most gorgeous lesbian and fell to my knees

[homophyte]

there is a rapidly evolving rhetoric against transgender cowardice that is deeply shaming nd it worries me a lot

[ikjun]

how have i seen SEVERAL posts dragging minho for his stage persona (it’s not a persona lmao) and general personality and calling him bad at his job or cringe for being enthusiastic and passionate and always delivering above and beyond like what in the hell have we walked into that a large amount of people think this is a bad thing ??? or to be used as an insult ??? minho is a consummate professional who loves his job sorry he’s not a loser hack like you ig

[thepastneverforgets]

i thought we were past the dark ages. i thought the lore era of rhato had finally be defeated and vanquished, outside of anything but the fanfics i can easily ignore. but no. no. wayne family adventures just couldnt let the bullshit rest

[invinciblerodent]

[Shadowheart: I've squandered too much time already. I want to be with you. Now and always. Do you want the same?]

Uh.

considering that he's never looked at another person like this before, yeah girl, I feel like it's safe to say that he probably does wanna be your boyfriend

(now, is it a good idea to make a situationship official right when you're quite literally fresh out of an extremely traumatic moment, and are about to head into the next, which is also a good contender for one of the top 3 worst moments of both your lives? maybe not. but, hey, counterpoint? he brought you a flower that one time and has pretty hazel eyes that go all soft and round when he looks at you, so, yknow, why the fuck not I guess.)