#not a single lie told

[theclownwhore]

Needed more people to see these tags

All characters are near the end of S2, post Owen's resurrection but pre anybody getting killed off for real

Other acceptable answers: Rhys curbstomps everyone after Gwen gets hurt; Andy shuts it all down after he finds out

[rocketbirdie]

not zack going on a "Yeah Dude I Have A Girlfiend And She Is So Pretty And Beautiful And I'm Totally 100% Straight" tangent while giving cloud The Smile™️ and gazing at him with those big wet starry puppy eyes while they're alone together in their shared hotel room 🤔

[feral-peacock]

Deapest apologies to any random followers I gained during the hiatus. This is a 911 clown account. Should've warned you about that before the premiere.

[softlyella]

I love admiring myself, and I love being admired.

The man who earns my heart and has me in his bed is a real lucky mfer. Like imagine having me? Dude is winning at life.

being sexy & having no one to share it with is sooo dangerous i almost posted a n*de on here

[thefairestfacts]

"DAPPLING IS THE BEST🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️"

"NO❗️DEXVEN IS THE BEST🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️"

"HEARTLOCKES HEARTLOCKES HEARTLOCKES🗣❗️"

"IT'S OBVIOUSLY HUNTLYNN🗣❗️❗️❗️"

"KITZIE CUZ CHAOS AND ORDER🗣❗️❗️❗️"

"WHAT ABOUT DARABELLA⁉️❗️⁉️"

"ANYWAY CERISE SHOULD END UP WITH DARING🗣❗️"

"NO🗣❗️RAVEN SHOULD HAVE❗️🗣"

me:

[katrantsasoiaf]

hotd as troubled birds (10/?)

[crystaldeclear]

I'm gonna need every black player to score on Argentina next world cup. like I need disgracia level performances, sobbing before the final whistle kind of embarrassment, contemplating retirement type of humiliation

[fooltofancy]

creating some kind of unfortunate synthesis via drk 50 thoughts, per usual.

[purpurussy]

every now and then i remember "someone on tumblr will write about that" and it feels like i got punched in the stomach again ljhdlksjdlkjglgjsl will i ever get over it. no. but life goes on. not for me

[100percentdirtball]

maybe it’s because i’m a faggy little writer and not a woman of faith, but i really really thought the point of the story about isaac and abraham was just to make you really live inside a man who spent three days walking with his son knowing that at the end he would die, and waking up every morning for the rest of his life and looking his son in the eyes and knowing that he was willing to kill him. how is this not a horror story.

[triglycercule]

the procrastinator's urge to not do any of the schoolwork i have to do because this is what happens when i miss only THREE days of school (loss of motivation and flow,,,,,,)

[spider-man-2o99]

well. okay. maybe im not evil anymore it actually is really REALLY goddamn funny that the ATSV trailer framing Worked and there are like maybe Two People talking to each other abt The Spot for every seventeen individuals crying sobbing afraid of miguel. have to admit it Was very clever to use two c-listers so the more visually-intimidating one could be a scary red herring 4 the many audience members who know v little/nothing abt what either of them are like in the comics

[theragamuffininitiative]

Ah, for the people who have blocked me bc I am simply (and reasonably) asking for proof of the validity of wildly circulated misinformation based on nothing but hearsay that is actively damaging hurricane relief efforts, and stirring even greater division among our fellow citizens:

I sincerely hope you have done so for reasons of not discoursing on the internet with a stranger in a way that for you is detrimental to your mental health, and not bc you refuse to acknowledge and discuss the possibility that you might be wrong.

One thing is very healthy, the other is very dangerous and sad.

[bohemian-nights]

Alys is Aemonds war Prisoner. He killed her family. Alys is allegedly a witch who used spells to make Aemond fall in love with her. Alys is in her 40s while Aemond hasn’t even reached his 20s. Aemond is a Prince. Alys is a low-born bastard. Nettles is low-born bastard. Daemon is a Prince. Daemon is in his 40s. Nettles isn’t even in her 20s. Nettles is “allegedly” a witch who used spells to claim a dragon and make Daemon fall in love with her (mind you I say “allegedly” cause only one person is saying that).

Both of these couples aren’t the healthiest example of what one should strive for in a relationship but to idolize one and vilify the other and those who like the other is a tad bit odd, especially considering when you go onto said persons page they ship far more questionable things lol.

In terms of Alysmond vs Dettles we can have or preferences, but in terms of being problematic they can be considered equally yoke due to the power imbalance issues(princes getting with small folk women without really a pot to piss in). They mirror each other.

Now I personally do think Daemon and Aemond loved their respective ladies(and the magic thing is ridiculous*), but yeah one can not ignore that they also had a lot more power in the relationships. Nettles and Alys could’ve easily been screwed over and left with nothing or left to join their ancestors if their men didn’t care for them.

*For the naysayers, when you take both relationships into account it’s really easy to see that the magic thing is the ramblings of a crazed racist and maester propaganda. If Alys had powers like that it would’ve worked on Daemon too and not just on Aemond. Especially if what Missy Anne said about Nettles was true. How could Nettles’ magic work on Daemon, but not Alys’ magic? Anyone who believes Nettles is an actual witch is especially stupid among other things.

That being said, nearly every relationship in F&B is problematic in some way or another. Despite the issues with these two couples have at least there is love there.

Now what is even more annoying is seeing the incest/eugenics crew (who are fine with a niece being groomed by her uncle or some siblings getting together) say these relationships are “disgusting” or are, “too problematic.”

Ship what you like, but you are living in a house of cards. You got no leg to stand on if you stan team lizard babies.

[ofcowardiceandkings]

the sinus headaches are already not great but Extra Shit has been added to the pile and im just sat on that right now trying to figure out what the fuck to do

[murasaki-cha]

Gaslighting my friend who hasn't read the latest chapter or SXF by showing her that one panel and convincing her that Twilight and Thorn Princess showdown actually happened

Edit: I think she went to read the chapter I can't 🤣🤣🤣

Edit final: She disowned me after reading the chapter🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I honestly can't believe she fell for it