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Not sure how to clean your crotch?
Treat it like your face!
You don't put soap inside your eyes, you only sometimes use water or facewash that goes on your eyelids SO you can wash all the skin 'down there' to get clean but don't go putting soap or other things into the holes in your body.
#personal hygiene#not a medical professional#does this help?#or is it cursed?#if you don't know something look it up#yes there are exceptions#but like#this is about hygiene#your face and crotch both have cheeks and holes#we are ignoring toothbrushes and teeth#I hope your crotch doesn't have teeth#helpful#health and wellness#not a doctor#washing#washing up#humour#humor#funny
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em my boyfriend came in my ass but do i take plan b??? im not shitting a baby out š°
Donāt worry- the baby will still come out of your vagina
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DID/OSDD System
SYSTEM INTRODUCTION
Hai! We're the Starmoon Galaxy System. We tend to go by Techie collectively (cute nickname referring to our prowess with the Minecraft mod known as ComputerCraft or it's descendant, CC: Tweaked) and we use they/them pronouns.
MEMBER INTRODUCTION
My name is Aster. I'm the main Host. I'm about 17-19 years old. I'm non-binary and asexual and use they/them pronouns. Typically, most posts/comments will have my "tag" or signature on them. This will appear as "~Aster" or "~ā".
Heya folks! Name's Raven. I'm about 13-16 years old! I'm a cis girl, bi-curious and I use she/her pronouns. My "tag" is typically "~Raven", "~Rave", or "~šæ".
Greetings. My sound-call is "Rogue Syn". I'm unsure about my age and my gender. I currently use she/her and they/them tags and have no procreation drive/intent/desire. My "tags" are "~Rogue Syn", "~Rogue", and "~ŹÉ".
[Text ID: "Greetings. My sound-call is "Rogue Syn". I'm unsure about my age and my gender. I currently use she/her and they/them tags and have no procreation drive/intent/desire. My "tags" are "~Rogue Syn", "~Rogue" and "~ŹÉ".]
Erm, hi? I guess? My name is Silver. I'm roughly 16-18 years old. I'm not sure what label I'd use for my gender, but I know I'm definitely masc, so use he/him when referring to me please. My tag is typically "~Silver", "~S", "~Silv" or "~š".
Hewo!!! My name is Kia!!! I is onwee abouts... 5-10 years old!!! If I talk at alls on heres, it'll be using da tags "~Kia" or "~š". Hehe byeeeeessss!!!
WHAT IS DID?
DID, full name Dissociative Identity Disorder, (formerly Multiple Personality Disorder or Split Personality Disorder) is a disorder where you have multiple "personas" within your mind. This "personas" are called "alters" or "headmates" (headmates is more community-coined, while alters is more medically-coined). Each alter has their own past, character traits, likes and dislikes.
You can have as little as 2 alters within a single system or you can have more than 2,000 alters within a system. Different alters will "front" (become the main personality) during different times. Some alters may be triggered to front if the threat of abuse arises, or they may front to help get a specific task done.
DID AMNESIA
Majority of DID systems will experience some form of amnesia. There are 6 types of amnesia: localised, selective, continuous, systematised, generalised, and dissociative fugue.
Localised amnesia is best described as forgetting a specific event or series of events. This could be anything from a single traumatic event to a time period in which abuse occured.
Selective amnesia is best described as forgetting parts of a specific event or series of events. This could be anything from specific details being forgotten or general details being forgotten while the specifics stay intact.
Continuous amnesia is best described as forgetting constantly. There can be a trigger for this type of amnesia, but there isn't always a trigger.
Systematised amnesia is best described as forgetting memories of a particular category or person. For example, a system may forget all memories of a specific person or concerning a specific subject.
Generalised amnesia is best described as an individual forgetting themselves entirely. Well established skills can be lost, as well as smaller memories (what you ate for lunch, who you talked to 5 minutes ago, etc). This form of amnesia is considered rare.
Dissociative fugue is extremely rare, only affecting 0.2% of the population. During an episode of dissociative fugue, the victim may wander around confused and bewildered. They may experience memory loss and an inability to recognise people they know. This type of amnesiac episode can last a few hours or even months. During the episode, the victim will act relatively normal, but once it recedes, they may be left in a confusing situation (perhaps they got a new job or a new home and now the victim has no idea what is going on).
CAUSES OF DID
The believed cause of DID is severe, prolonged exposure to abuse in childhood. This could be a specific abuse type or general abuse.
TREATMENT FOR DID
The most common treatment for DID is psychotherapy (talk therapy). Some systems may attempt integration or fusion. Integration is basically "combining" two or more alters. This means the personality, trauma, quirks and everything else that makes the alters integrated becomes a part of a "new" alter, one that is a combination of the alters. Fusion, on the other hand, is when alters come so close together that they act as one person, with thoughts intermingling and seemingly coming from one personality. This is not always the best thing for a system. Sometimes functional multiplicity is a better goal.
Functional Multiplicity is when a system works towards being able to work together more effectively. This means working on reducing arguments and bad blood between alters, enhancing internal communication, positive bonds between alters and the alters helping each other.
WHAT TO DO IF YOU THINK YOU HAVE DID
Seek out a medical diagnosis. Only a medical professional can correctly diagnose you. Yes, you can take note of symptoms and bring them up with your doctor, but only they know the criteria needed to get a diagnosis.
DISCLAIMER: This Tumblr is not ran by a medical professional. Any information concerning DID or any other medical condition is a collection of what the Starmoon Galaxy system has both researched and experienced personally. Please, do not take our word as law here. We are merely detailing our own personal journey and what we as a system have experienced. EVERY DID system is different. There is no normal for DID. There is only common.
SOURCES Center Stone article Cleveland Clinic article AAMFT article Power To The Plurals article Blog post about fusion Kinhost article
#did#did system#did osdd#did community#did alter#did information#dissociative system#osdd#introject#plural#traumagenic system#not a medical professional#system stuff#system#headmates#aster#alter
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Okay now I've gotten myself angry again. Every time a medical professional is abusive/neglectful the overwhelming response is "Their job is so stressful and underpaid! They deal with so many rude and abusive patients, of course they're like that!!"
You know who else has stressful, underpaid jobs and deal with rude and abusive customers a lot? Retail workers. But if a retail worker started assaulting all of their customers you'd hear all about it, wouldn't you? The consequences would be enormous, and there would be an overwhelmingly negative response, even if it was exclusive to rude customers.
Now imagine this was the norm, and it was socially acceptable, encouraged even, in retail jobs to abuse and assault your customers whenever you feel like it, for any perceived sleight, just because they need to buy groceries and you have to serve them. It would be all over the news, it would be an international scandal with arrests all over the place, there would be exposƩs of the secret culture of abuse and assault in retail workplaces on every channel and news source with interviews with the victims. Everyone would know about it and everyone would care, because of course that's fucked up.
So why is it different when your victims are sick and rely on you to survive?
#yes this does also double as a cop analogy like many MANY things when it comes to medical professionals#cripplepunk#cripple punk#disability#actually disabled#uk nhs#ableism#medical abuse#medical trauma#Only a matter of time before I get cussed out by a nurse for this. Nurses really are the cops of healthcare#PS. retail workers would be FAR more justified imo#1k
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Zero out of zero doctors recommend these frog earrings. That's 100% of the doctors we asked.
#tw ears#tw frogs#tw ads#the toothpaste industry is screeching with jealousy over our perfect medical professional feedback rating
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Bones: God damn it, Spock!!! you and your GREEN BLOOD and POINTED EARS... and your SCULPTED CHEEKBONES and DEEP DARK EYES... and your LONG LEGS and that TIGHT LITTLE ASS and...and... *palpably sweating* hold on, I need a minute...
Kirk, patting him on the back: we've all been there, Bones.
#star trek#tos#mcspirk#in mccoys professional medical opinion he has no choice but to admit he does indeed hauve covid
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Me trying to find an infrequently used item: now where would this unsub choose to put something like this?
#profiling myself like in criminal minds but less succesful#adhd#and yet it took me 30+ years and a decade of therapy for...#a friend#not a medical professional#to steer me towards diagnosis
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The Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) is planning on changing their regulations for telehealth prescriptions of controlled substances. However, they have opened comments up for people to voice their opinions. You can submit a formal anonymous comment HERE. The comment period ends on March 31st, 2023.
This is an important issue for those who are prescribed controlled substances (e.g., testosterone or ADHD medication) through telehealth, which means it can and will impact trans people on testosterone and a ton of others if this goes through.
#trans#transgender#lgbt#lgbtq#ftm#nonbinary#this will affect other people like those with ADHD who are prescribed medication which is also a controlled substance#it astounds me that professionals aren't trusted by the DEA to be able to do their jobs#you all already know i hate the DEA so i'm biased personally#you can also browse comments left by many people#i've been perusing some comments and they are *not* happy ones. i guess i'm glad i'm not the only disgruntled USian#again - mfw the dea isn't a plotpoint of brba and it actually affects my life negatively šš¤š¤¬
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you have to go to work so you can pay for your doctor, who is not taking your insurance right now, and if you say i can't afford the doctor's you are told - get a better job. it is very sad that you are unwell, yes, but maybe you should have thought about that before not having a better job.
(where is the better job? who is giving out these better jobs? you are sick, you are hurting - how the hell are you supposed to be well enough for this better job?)
but you go to the doctor because you had the nerve to be hurt or sick or whatever else. and they tell you that it is because you have anxiety. you try your best. you are a self-advocate. you've done the reading (which sometimes pisses them off worse, honestly). you say it is actually adding to my anxiety, it is effecting my quality of life. so they say that you are fat. they say that all young people have this happen to them, isn't it a medical marvel! they say that you should eat more vegetables. they say that you probably just need to lose a little more weight, and that you are faking it for attention.
(what attention could this doctor possibly give? what validation? that's their fucking job, isn't it?)
there is always a hypochondriac, right. someone always tells you about a hypochondriac. or someone who is unnecessarily aggressive during the worst days of their life. or someone looking "for a quick fix". or some idiot who wasn't educated about how to properly care for themselves who just abandons their treatment. and again, the hypochondriac, the overly-cautious hysteric. these people don't deserve to be treated like humans (right), and since you might be one of these people, you also don't get treated like a human. because those people can really fuck with the system, you now have to pay for it. and besides. you're actually probably faking it.
(more often than not, you find a 2:1 ratio of these stories. for every "hypochondriac", there are 2 people who knew something was wrong, and yet nobody could fucking find it. the story often ends with pointless suffering. the story often ends with and now it's too late, and it's going to kill me.)
you are actually just making excuses. someone else got that procedure or that diagnosis and he's fine, you should be fine too. someone else said they watched a documentary about other inspirational people with your exact same condition, maybe you should be inspirational, too. you're just too morbid. your pain and your experience is probably just not statistically concerning. it is all self-reported anyway, and you're just being a baby.
(once, while sitting down in the middle of making coffee, you had the sudden, horrible thought - i could kill myself to make the pain stop. you had to call your best friend after that. had to pet your dog. had to cry about it in the shower. you won't, but that moment - god, fuck. the pain just goes on and on.)
you know someone who went in for routine surgery and said i still feel everything. they told her to just relax. it took her kicking and screaming before they figured out she wasn't lying - the anesthetic drip hadn't been working. you know someone who went in for severe migraines who was told drink water and lose weight. you know someone who was actively bleeding out and throwing up in the ER and was told you're just having a bad period.
in the ER there are always these little posters saying things like "don't wait! get checked today!" and you think about how often you do wait. how often the days spool out. you once waited a full week before seeing the doctor for what you thought was a sprained wrist. it had actually been broken - they had to rebreak it to set it.
but you go into the doctor. the problem you're having is immediate. the person behind the counter frowns and says we're not taking your insurance. you will be paying for this out-of-pocket.
they send you home with tylenol and a little health packet about weight loss or anxiety or attention deficit. on the front it has your birthday and diagnosis. you think about crying, and the words swim. it might as well say go fuck yourself. it might as well say you're a fucking idiot. it might as well say light your money on fire and lie down in it. and the entire fucking time - the problem persists.
it's okay. it's okay, it's just another thing, you think. it's just another thing i have to learn to live with.
#spilled ink#warm up#can you tell what i'm mad about today specifically#i will say that there are a LOT of things that go into this. like a lot. this is ungendered and unspecific for a reason#it isn't just sexism. it's also racism. and ableism. and honestly classism.#and before a healthcare professional reads this as a personal attack: i understand ur burnt out#we are ALSO burnt out. your situation is also dire. this is not an attack on you.#this is a commentary on the incredible amounts of bigotry that lie at the heart of capitalism#where people have to pay money out of pocket to be told to fuck off.#your job is important. so is our humanity. and if you cannot accept that people are fucking mad as hell#at the industry - you are probably not listening .#anyway at some point im gonna write a piece about sexism specifically in medical shit#but i don't want terfs clowning in it bc they can't understand nuance#> it is true that ppl w/a uterus are more likely to experience medical malpractice & dismissal globally#> it is also true that trans people experience an equally fucked up and bad time in the medical field#> great news! the medical industrial complex is an equal opportunity life ruiner :)#(if you find it necessary to go into a debate about biology while discussing medical malpractice#i want to warn you that you're misunderstanding the issue. because guess what.#cis MEN might experience this. particularly black men. particularly disabled men.#so YES having a uterus can lead to more trouble for you. but this happens a LOT.#instead of fighting those ALSO experiencing your pain.... try working WITH them.#which btw. is like. actual feminism.)
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our autism isnt professionally diagnosed and it definitely wasnt self diagnosed either, but a secret third thing :)
#fungal spores#actually autistic#autism#asd#the secret is that multiple medical professionals have told us that we fit the bill for level 1 autism perfectly but refuse to diagnose us#because we dont 'look' autistic... despite that literally being mentioned as a possibility in level 1 autism.........
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I hate to break it to you guys but vets, doctors, and other medical professionals are not automatically scientists and in fact have to work hard to actually be scientists
They are extremely well trained mechanics for the worldās most complicated machines. Not the same as a scientist.
For example: I know of several young earth creationist doctors
For example: many doctors refuse to follow the evidence we have about obesity, but continue to use their outdated ideas on the topic
For example: my vet always learns something new from me about the science around parrot behavior when I come in with my birds for check ups, and she actually does try to keep up
For example: premed training doesnāt require a scientific major
Saying āa doctor said Xā or āa vet said Yā is pretty much meaningless unless said medical professional also does scientific work, which is never guaranteed.
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I think when people think of mental illness and what helps, especially with things like anxiety and depression, the treatment involves pushing yourself. Pushing yourself to get out of bed, to exercise, to take a shower, to go out in public, to order your own food from the cashier, etc.
And because the mental health movement has grown so much, people think that's the default of ALL illnesses. That the only way someone will get better is if they push themselves. That practice makes perfect. That you'll become more comfortable or strong over time the more you do something.
But what people need to realize is, with physical disabilities and chronic illnesses, pushing yourself in most cases is DETRIMENTAL. Pushing yourself past your limits can lead to flare ups or further injury. That's why it's important to know your limits, how certain activities may affect your condition, and learn how to either adapt or get help to complete the activity in question.
Also, most of us are already pushing ourselves. Most of us don't have access to the help or equipment we need. Most of us live in places where we frequently encounter inaccessible obstacles. Most of us NEED to rest.
So please don't try to be our physical therapists or doctors. There are people specifically trained to help us navigate our own conditions and limitations. There are people trained to help us strengthen our body's resilience without causing flare-ups or injury. Do not tell us "it'll be good for you" or "you need the exercise" when we say something is too heavy or too far or when we say we need our mobility aid(s). Your friend with depression may need to be encouraged to get out of bed, but your friend with chronic illness definitely doesn't.
Respect our rest.
#wrenfea.exe#DISCLAIMER: dont take this as me saying you should be pushing your mentally ill friends#this is more about how physical conditions often differ in how they are treated#also dont like. force your friends or anyone with anxiety to do things they dont want to#thats what therapists are for#also most mental illnesses require medication alongside therapy before they can get better#but even chronic illnesses and disabilities that benefit from exercise still require knowing your limits#and not being pressured to push past them#ive noticed some professionals who help both mentally and physically ill patients tend towards the push method#like my therapist and sometimes my counselors fall back on that method#and i have to remind them i am already pushing myself#and i need to adapt rather than push forward#chronic disability#chronic pain#spoonie#disability#chronic illness#cripple punk#cripplepunk#cpunk
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Just started thinking about labor and delivery nurse Steve Harrington having to fill in for his best friend Robin in the ER at the last minute on his off week
And who stumbles in (comes in on a stretcher) but rock star Eddie Munson who fell off the stage at his show just because heās incredibly clumsy (this isnāt even the first time itās happened). His leg is very obviously broken at the knee because he broke his fall with it and heās struggling to focus on questions because of the pain.
One of his bandmates came with him, Jeff, who Eddie keeps referring to as his mom on the road. Jeff calls Eddieās next of kin so they can focus on giving him a scan, pain meds, and setting his leg as soon as possible.
The pain meds kick in fast and heās flirting with Steve nonstop.
And heās good.
He hits all of Steveās buttons: the obnoxious pet names that should be annoying but arenāt, the casual touches to his hands and arms as he gets him comfortable, the lines heās using that are stupid but adorable.
He has no reason to stay after they take care of his major injury and the one spot on his arm that needed stitches. He didnāt hit his head and passes all the concussion protocol tests, his stats are normal, his pain is being managed with a prescription of Tylenol with codeine. He can go home.
But Eddie insists he should have Steveās number in case he gets worse (he wonāt) or has questions (google is available). Steve gives him his number.
He texts him almost immediately.
And keeps texting him for days.
Weeks.
Calls him every morning before Steveās shifts. Every time his post-show adrenaline matches up with Steveās lunch breaks. Every time their schedules sync up.
And then he shows up randomly to get his cast removed.
Steve reminds him he couldāve gone anywhere, especially because he was working his usual floor.
Eddie reminds him that he wanted an excuse to see him.
Steve manages to grab a 30 minute lunch break when all his fellow nurses and doctors find out his Eddie is visiting.
When Eddie leaves, itās with a promise to be back when tour ends in less than a month, a promise to take Steve on a real date, and a promise to be the best damn boyfriend Steveās ever had.
#idk how things work in hospitals#and Iām not gonna research it for a shitpost#so if a medical professional sees this and itās obviously wrong no itās not#Iām but a marketing manager#I do not know the way#Iām just here for a good time#and maybe a wrong time factually#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#headcanon
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"rank the doctors" based on what!? which one is my favourite? which one i think is objectively the best? which one is most fuckable? which one has the nicest voice? best costume? best actor? best writing?
#doctor who#the doctor#nuwho#new who#9th doctor#10th doctor#11th doctor#12th doctor#13th doctor#ninth doctor#tenth doctor#eleventh doctor#thirteenth doctor#twelfth doctor#the answers to these in order are:#ten- nine- ten- eleven- eleven- twelve- ten#we are at 550 notes and I am back with edits to the tags...#a few other ways to rank them. including but not limited to#āmost likely to trip and fallā āmost genderā ābest cookā ācoolest stimsā āflavor. scentā#one person didn't realize that this was a doctor who post until they reached ābest costumeā#which means that they thought the previous questions were normal ones to ask about medical professionals#so many notes what the HELL is going on here /ref#1218 notes?? awww you shouldntve! for me?#AIGHT YALLSEY ON INSTA JUST POSTED THIS WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUUUCK#more options: ābest at defeating an angry chihuahuaā ābest tardis console roomā#2k#i guess
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I wanna laugh and say the Ghost/ExAid movie was the most un-serious thing i've ever seen but it was actually so stressful. Nice job writers!!
Putting this one under the cut cause I gave up on it lol:
#it was great!#everyone had a bad time!!!#except for pacman... sources say he's doing good now!#kamen rider#kamen rider ghost#kamen rider ex aid#fan art#comic#hojo emu my other son...#the only one with ANY bedside manner lol#man the writers really took a look at both series and were like...#'everyone's seen Takeru die already and we've got a show full of medical professionals so why don't we just smack the heck out of everyone?#'also can we get pacman cleared?? we need him it'd be so funny.'#'we're gonna have the one kamen rider called 'Ghost' in our show about dirty filthy gamer doctors we have ONE SHOT at this!!'
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i'm just gonna say it right now, a take that i personally do not like at all is that medic is actually a completely incompetent doctor and has no idea what he's doing. I feel like people focus too much on him losing his license over the fact that he had one at some point.
my personal opinion is that he knows MUCH more than your average doctor and uses that knowledge to find loopholes and come up with new breakthroughs that nobody else would have even thought to do.
this right there was him was flexing his ability to improvise on the spot. even with all their years of training, other doctors haven't even come close to the level that he has simply because he wasn't afraid to think outside the box. it was basically him saying "well, can other doctors resurrect a man from the dead single handedly? i didn't think so."
he isn't just a doctor, he is ALSO a scientist. he doesn't care if his methods come off as unethical to other people, he only cares about the end goal. it's not that he "doesn't know what he's doing" it's that he simply takes alternative approaches.
this man revolutionized modern medicine, do you really think he would have successfully brought multiple people back from the dead if he didn't know what he was doing.
#day 321456789 of me complaining about inane shit that ultimately doesn't matter in the grand scheme of things#im just a professional complainer at this point#it makes me angry how many people are convinced that medic is stupid just because he's crazy#i mean give that man a fork and somehow he can make it nuclear he is very very competent lmao#he knows perfectly well what he's doing#i've noticed that to alot of people medic is nothing more than a mad doctor therefore everything he does must be crazy#even tho his craziness stems from his endless curiosity regarding biology#tf2#medic#tf2 medic#team fortress 2#medic tf2
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