#normal people thoguhts

[ozz-ball]

basically every day since nov 5;

4am-6am: We are all going to die

6am: Hydroxyzine

7am-onward: ok.

5pm: We are all going to die

6pm: Hydroxyzine

7pm-bedtime: ok.

[ventiij]

Could you request an au royal with prince!wanderer x servant!reader where wanderer during the night asks reader to stay until he falls asleep and she ends up falling asleep kneeling next to his bed? (Sorry if there are any spelling mistakes, English is not my native language)

HOW DID I JUST SEE THIS IT’S BEEN MONTHS I’M SO SORRYYYY

no worries anon, english isn’t my first language either so we’re twinning bbg (it’s four am help)

APOLOGIES IN ADVANCE SINCE THIS SUCKS😭

idk what got into me while I was writing

anyway, here my silly little requested fanfic is 🫢

bg:

before your family had gone broke, you never thoguht you’d find yourself in this situation. at the palace, you really were just a simple servant like everyone said.

…

before your father lost everything there was a rumor which was slowly passing from everyone’s mouth - whoever started working for the royal family wouldn’t make it out of a miserable life, they’d have you wrapped around their fingers.

there was a reason to think that though - the payment wasn’t enough to change job. yes, it was simpls like that. they do offer you a place to stay and food to survive, but overall it was just enough to afford taking a week off when you’re sick, apart from national holidays and all that.

your life isn’t a normal one, nor one somebody would aim at. you are nothing but one of the servants at the royal palace. no-one knows you for who you are, but it’s not all that bad. you have the whole palace for you and your friends, your families and many people you care about, who actually do know the real-you’s worth.

the royals aren’t so bad either! the queen is the one who rules the kingdom as there’s no king, she’s independent, enterprising and has an intimidating story behind her. her name is Raiden Shogun. meanwhile, her son, ‘the wanderer’, is a spoiled brat with an ass attitude who’s against the whole world.

this gremlin spends most of his time around the castle, glaring at every servant while they’re doing their job and stand there watching, only to walk away like nothing happened. there was this one time, when you were mopping the floor… he didn’t take his eyes off of you for a split second! …at least it felt like so.

after a couple more of such events happening to you for no reason, because you work properly (if not splendidly), he suddenly calls out your name while you’re doing your thing. “Y/n.” you turn around all freaked out since it couldn’t possibly mean good things when someone had to deal with this guy, he looked so stern and cold and and-

“meet me in my room after dinner.” he said and just left like that. eh?

His room? did he want you to clean it? Dust it? Make his bed? That wasn’t in the contract… he didn’t mention the reason, so you decide to just go with it.

after dinner, in his room

you greet, slightly bow and stand right before the doorframe, dressed up for the occasion, as you see him in his pajamas. he didn’t even bother to greet you - instead, he straight up ordered you: “stay with me for the night” what. you? what. what again? “me?” he nods and gets in bed looking skeptical as usual “who else?” you just watch from afar, scared you might do something to give him the ick. so this isn’t about cleaning, huh?

“well? aren’t you going to sit down somewhere?” he asks and you just kneel down next to his bed at his height, perfectly intersecating his gaze. “don’t you dare wake me up before 7 am.” ‘bitch?’ you want to reply as he just stares at you. ‘aNyThInG hIs mAjEsTy wAnTs’ like hell you were gonna stay like this for a whole night for no reason.

“Uh, no? This isn’t in the contract.” you contradict him and were prolly one of the few people who did that to him in his whole life,

“alright.” he says as he rolls in bed, turning around and closing his eyes to drift off to sleep.

…does he actually expect you to fall asleep in this position?

some time later

‘can’t deny he looks pretty though.’ you think as you finally come to terms with the fact that he wants you there. your mind can wander all it wants thinking of all the possibile reasons behind this blessing in disguise, but no true reason can be found.

well, it’s only for today. after all, how do you know who you might see as you get out of his room? and what will they think? ugh

aside from that, you could get in his majesty’s graces, soo

this is no occasion to waste.

[kroosluvr]

First of all, I love your art. It can be both cute and fluffy or extremelly angsty and sad. I know its mostly Persona focused but do you have any other games/movied or even stories of your own that you'd like to make art of in the future?

Also, I love how recently there's at least 2 VioletFox anons and then some more people quietly percieving from the shadows the headcanons/fanfics you and they write. It feels like an underground/rebel radio broadcast from the VioletFox front that must remain hidden from the authorities.

OMG WAAH thank you sooo so much!!!!! im so glad u enjoy my stuff ehehe.... ive found it easy to express myself thru persona charas (royal trio...+a side of ham/urio) so thank u so much eheheh

UHHH OTHER STUFF I LIKE!!! death note (light is my son), ffxiv, honkai star rail/arknights/fate(fgo)/project sekai (sort of.. i havent had the time to play gacha games SDJFSHJAS) namely i want to draw stuff for death note bc. well. altho it may seem persona is my main gig, actually death note makes me so crazy but i havent been able to draw a lot of fanart since i got into it in middle school bc my art SUCKED!!! but i think i can do it now.. just need inspo to strike me dead.... (im sure theres other things i like and want to draw stuff for that im forgetting rn)

i also have ocs!!! that i want to draw for !!!!! but i threw them aside to draw persona.

meet kei akita (brown hair girl) and calix maverick (black hair guy) tldr calix is stupidly suicidal but can't die (he simply goes unconscious and immediately heals no matter what) and kei is a normal highschool girl who attracts danger and often gets into near-death situations. shes a hitman kinda basically. calix is her meat shield READ: best friend... theyd do aynthing for each other. strictly platonic tho bc calix is gay and kei is lesbian :3 mlm wlw solidarity

all of the art above by bitsbyt3s on twt :3 u can see more ocs in my tag... ANYWAYS yeah if i ran out of persona ideas... id want to draw more original things....

LASTLY LMAOO UR SO RIGHT IMCRYING i thoguht there was just 1 but THERE ARE SEVERAL!!! I DONT EVEN KNOW WHOS WHO!!!! it feels fun to be the violetfox ship hub city tho. yessss come here i will feed u violetfox <- SHE NEEDS TO DRAW THEM!!!! PLEASE!!! HURRY!!!!!!! this goes out to u violetfox anons . where wld i be w/o u

[aoyagi1]

finished tgcf……thoguhts

+ love watching xie lian get into Situations . and looking at his face in a normal unbiased way. will be watching season 3 if there ever is one

- i speak mandarin but probably only at like grade school level max bc i only use it at home so i cant fully understand their old-timey speak (?) without subs so several times ive found myself trying to process both the chinese audio and the eng subs at once and registering neither

- i have So much trouble keeping track of whos who bc they all have the same fucking face shape 😭 if they dont have a distinctive enough personality i just completely forget who they are.those two guys who worked for xie lian are interchangeable to me.at one point i thought xie lian and an le were the same guy with a hairstyle change for a couple minutes before i grasped the difference in their Vibes bc they have almost the same hair/eye color

- racism :^( (not the one thats actually part of the storyline i mean the depictions of indigenous people at one point for a gag and i think maybe also a non-han chinese ethnic group i cant place.and also the orientalist dancer outfits from that one part probably)

[chemicalarospec]

ugh i came to terms with the fucking wilbur shit merch i have and don't know what to do with back when the truth was revealed but i just remembered how much fucking money (my parents) spent on it. i got the stupid fucking polaroid pullover i loved him so much and that was the design i wanted most. i can cut his name out, try to make it my own thing (even though it feels fundementally his), but i gave him all that fucking money anyways

anyways since i'm posting about him somethign i can't stop thinking about lately is how much of his public persona was a compelte goddamn lie. she said he lied about things she thinks no one should lie about. his values i think, the breadth of it is really something. when fundy made that shitty joke and was breifly cancelled, if iremember correctly wilbur was one of the people he said he spent hours talking to understanding his mistake. fans used to praise him for paying attention to how Ranboo said his name and saying it hte same way. and sometimes he was more obvious, when i first became a fan right about then he punched the window and i thoguht that was extremely concerning behavior but he acted like it was nromal and the fans kidn of saccepted it eventually so i dismissed it but his instability was right there all along... and the way he normalized his own lying, i've always thought lyign for fun/manipulation was way too accepted on tumblr/the internet, but he would sometimes admit to it in a way that made the fans just be like 'that's wilbur hehe'. and his fucking incelbur songs, he would talk abuot all the ways that 'character' was creepy and manipulative and abusive but he never fucking respected consent himself! and he was always looking out for tommy, didn't want him in Weird relationships/situations, back then it was sweet protective older brother behavior. and that's another thing that gets me like. he really probably played a major part shaping Tommy into the person who would reject him when the truth about him came out. if i remember correctly tommy and wilbur had the original 'safe word' for when a joke was going too far and tommy mentioned his 'safe word' on his podcast with jack just the other week. they fucking wrote that quote book together, i really feel bad for tommy, that's a whole lot worse to deal with than just buying something of his. we all saw him as a good influence on tommy. and i think he genuinely was for the most part, i think he kept up the lie or persona or whatever mostly and shared with tommy values he didn't practice himself.

[finniestoncrane]

I'm here for a blind date,

I'm from america I have short brown hair, a pale complexion, dark blue eyes with a lean build.

I like lavender, cats, reading, daydreaming, walking, my alone time, being outside.

I dislike the dark and high winds My hobbies consist of reading, drawing and walking

I can be dry, moody, distant, inmagitve, shy, awkward and emotional.

I'm around 5'7 in height, I use they/them pronouns, you can usually find me reading, daydreaming or listening to music, I have a more dry scene of humor, I can procrastinate quite a bit and i'm usually in more casual attire.

(I apologize if this a bit to much information, as well take your time no rush)

💜 blind date 💜 the kitchen is now closed! 🔞minors dni🔞 • masterlist • kofi link • tag: finnie1500 (to follow or to block) a/n: your date's been fighting off a lot of competition while they wait...💚

“Welcome to the Vill-Inn! You're going to be the envy of everyone in here... but you seem very well matched! ”

As you make your way to the table, everyone around you is in no way surprised that you're going to be sitting down with the woman they've been admiring since her arrival. Well matched indeed, makes sense for two beautiful people to be dining together.

"So you're my blind date? I have to say, they did better than I thoguht they would. Definitely my type... lean, blue eyes, dark hair, pale... tell me, does your complexion stem from nocturnal habits, or are you more... normal, than my last romantic conquest?"

You're not sure how to answer, mostly because you've been taken aback by her blunt confidence. But you settle as she gestures towards your chair with her slender hand, covered by a black, silk glove.

"I'm Selina. Ms. Kyle is tonight doesn't go well, thanks. That all depends on one thing. Do you like cats?"

Thank god you do, because there's every chance she would have walked out then and there. Luckily, your answer leads to her asking about your other favourite things. She's partial to lavender too, although her apartment usually just smells of whatever air freshener she hasn't gone nose blind to (it covers the cat scent... there's a lot of cats).

She looks relieved when you tell her you enjoy your alone time, since that's what she's used to in relationships. Her body language suggests she's warming up to you, becoming less tense. In fact, she seems to be very keen on you, as evidenced by the flirtatious remark she makes when you reference your mild fear of the dark and of stormy weather.

"That's alright, kitten. I don't mind the dark. You can always curl up with me."

She purrs contentedly as you list of your quiet hobbies, silently imagining a life with someone who would always be there for her. Not out fighting crime or getting into trouble, just there with a book and a hug at the end of the day.

The conversation flows easily too, as Selina is just as dry as you. And while you're both distant, there's no stopping you both from leaning across the table, getting closer and closer to each other as the date goes on. There's plenty to keep you both on your toes though. She's outgoing and prefers to keep her emotions on the down low. You're shy, but prefer to speak yours out.

The mix of common ground and new attributes to explore has intrigued her. And while she doesn't give you her number, you have a feeling you will definitely be seeing her again.

[inky-goddess]

I have to go to my grandparent's house today which in all honesty is worse than my aunt's house because

my dad's side of the family is way way way louder than my mom's

no one on my dad's side of the family knows what privacy is, and im gonna be forced into socialization (even while age regressing and/or having a panic attack due to sensory overload and overstimulation) once again

If I am regressed, people will tell me im rude for not answering them, but if I do i'll forcefully out myself as a regressor becasue I dont speak normally when regressed

I'm not out to anyone on my dad's side of the family, so constant deadnaming and misgendering that I physically cant correct because idk how my grandparents would see me differently if i did come out to them (knowing how strict and old school my grandpa is he might try and make my dad send me to conversion therapy or some bullshit)

oh and forced hugs

and I cant get out of it because my grandparents are almost 90 and i dont know how long i will have with them

update: my mom just (literally as I posted this) came in my room and told me i didnt have to go if i didnt feel comfortable...but I still feel really bad because what if this was my last chance to see either of my grandparents and i bailed on it because of my stupid fucking anxiety

(also i didnt finish one of my thoguhts because my mom came in and i didnt want her seeing the post)

[frankendykez]

this is highly different from the usual posts i make, but im only posting this because i don;t have. anywhere else to really say it normally and in a way that doesnt seem like im purposely making the people around me discomforted. regular posting will go back after this, but for this vent post specifically tw for: mentions of (almost) sucide attempts and suicidal thoughts

i almost attempted quite a few nights ago. almost. i had the knife in my hand but pussied out last second. i'm glad i did. i thoguht the worst period of my life was roughyl around 13 to 15 or so, but even though i did have suicidal thoughts then and hid it all up with whimsy, i never got this close to an attempt. i don't know why i tried this, i don't want to die, i want to live and be happy and i am still trying to be happy and hopeful despite all of this, i am trying to be optimistic but i suppose despite my current belief (or something im trying to turn into a genuine belief) that my life is worth something, i guess i am just havig Quite The Year right now.

i want to live, you know, and i will live, im sure of that, i guess that one moment was a odd one off thing, if that makes sense. i know i will make it through whatever im going through, and i have a strong reason to keep on living --- it's for the people that i love, mainly, my friends. i don't want them to ever have to miss me, or to ever stay awake in bed during late night crying about my suicide. i want to die of old age, i want to be there for the people i love, my life really is just other people and honestly, i think any reason to live is a good reason to live, as long as it makes you happy and improtantly alive.

i am the most loved ive ever been in my current friendgroup (but i don't think they deserve to hear me vent about uncomfortable topics nor would they want to me which is understandable), i think, but "home" has been horrible. i don't know what to do with myself, everytime im out i dread going home, i don't think i've ever past a day without crying at least once, or getting irrationally angry at something minor. and things have happened in the past also affected the way i think, you know. sometimes i don't believe the love my friends have for me, even though i also at the same time i know its true. i know i deserve to be loved and i will do anything to be loved and in turn i love all my friends like they're my entire world, but it feels like my brain is at war with itself, one side being stupid irrational thoughts and actual logic. i often have breakdowns about "not being anyones best friend", and whenever i vent about this to a friend of mine, theyre always like "ur my best friend!!" and i want to believe them so badly and i kind of DO but i also don't, some annoying part of me just thinks theyre just... saying that. i suppose. its kind of silly to believe i was born a person, sometimes i feel like a vortex, always hungry for love, craving more than what im given. this is such a long paragraph already but i havent even describe the extent of my emotionality, which tbh i rather would not do. i already said too much anywyas. but also little enough taht i just sound like a whiny little bitch, tbh.

i dont know why i said so much, i think it was another attempt to make the few people that read this not worry much about me trying to attempt suicide again. but yeah, i was having a Time. god this barely makes sense lol. thanks for anyone who read tho no ones obligated to respond or interact. i got over it, it was a few days ago anyways. jus had to say it somewhere without making thigns in the friendgroup feel uncomforyable.

sometimes i wish i didnt live but im so fucking glad i did

sorry for this post you lot, promise thisll be the only one. love you guys even if i barely know u. i dont mean to sound like an attention seeker, i just need to say it somewhere, i guess. god i sound so stipid lmfao

[trixstriforce]

hello :) i saw your posts about lu and idk if you were gauging interest in people hearing your opinions. personally i would be super interested in reading what specifically about every lu character is ooc! i am similarly frustrated with the current dominance of lu characterizations in fandom as a ww fan. ive been following for a while i just logged into this side account because i am scared to ask on main :( i hope you do not mind the somewhat bare blog. thank you!

oh my god oh my god oh my god someone wants my opinion??? do u wanna make out???? u do not understand the power u r giving me rn u do not understand how annoying and nitpicky and very passionate i can get specifically about lu bc i care so much about link its unreal and also bc i just like things like linkedmaze, dimensional links, and minaslinkverse better characterization wise bc to me they have shown the "found family links meeting up" thing a lotttt better than lu when i still read it

but to be fair i STOPPED reading around the part where four split due to the way the lu community reacting to the person with DID, a very stigmatized disorder who genuinely just wanted Jojo to acknowledge they messed up in the past and present and didnt like the vauge ass apology she gave making me actually disgusted. ppl talk about accountability then rallied against 1 tumblr user who was uncomfortable bc ppl liked Jojo's comic so she doesnt have to explain that now she respects nonbinary ppl and understands how past things were wrong for her to say we just infer this bc lu good :/ like hey maybe Jojo owned up to it afterwards or something bc she made 2 apologies that would make a YouTuber blush so i was done w/ the community and it was only rlly after that and after i played a few of the actual games + read some mangas i realized wow actually i do not like lu as much as i thoguht i did they butchered my boy, also i feel i should say it literally wouldnt matter to me do what u want in ur au but lu is now a fandom of its own and its influenced a lot of other aus and interpretations of link so i do take issue w/ how ooc these guys end up being

OK HERE R THE MOST BASIC ISSUES W/OUT GETTING INTO EACH LINK RN:

for one i dont know for me having link as a secret hoarder who would rather DIE than use the full scope of his abilities around OTHER HEROS is just no bc thats fucking stupid levels of wanting to appear normal around OTHER HEROS possiblly the ONLY other ppl to ever understand what u r going through

for me having every single link act like a frat boy/standard teenage white boy who is emotionally constipated is a no??? have u SEEN link he is so sociable and kind and understanding to other ppl WHY r the links like this, so many fics just...make them stew in their issues for angst and not trust the others and be incredibly insecure about the other heros(which is lu canon for at least hyrule and wind i think?) and like ok that is definitely fine for 1 link but why r they all like this in the games link is clearly not like that he wouldn't be this closed off and wouldn't hesitate so much like my dude he just inserts himself into other ppl's lives to make them better than leaves he wouldn't pussyfoot around other heros like what

also another major issue is the mergings just lead to certain characterizations or important backstory for certain links(FOUR. LEGEND.) being completely erased and the nuance of their journeys lost like when u merge links who r canonically 100s of years apart not just in the timeline but in the GAMES? yeah u lose things that make that link special

also bc u mentioned wind waker i found it kinda fucked up that wind waker link was delegated to The Kid TM even tho his entire journey was about moving on from the past to a brighter future and he took on the mantle left behind by the hero of time on his own volition and did what Time COULDN'T do which is kill Ganon but he is constantly underestimated and made into the Kid Who Wants Approval trope specifically around Time which sucks ass ngl he deserves to be an equal him still being a kid while the others got to grow up, including Four who's first journey arguably would have been a better fit for this archtype of wide eyed kid, is just side lining one of the most interesting links especially considering most of the other links were YOUNGER than him when they started

this is all general stuff plus 1 of my issues w/ Wind bc ur a Wind Waker fan bc as a Spirit Track fan i feel a kinship, im gonna make another post for specifically each link breaking down my issues w/ how they r portrayed later bc rn it is 8am and i ment to just say haha ty for the permission but then my inner ranter came out i am INCAPABLE of being normal about lu especially after i actually experienced zelda games bc lu was my FIRST introduction to zelda outside of smash bros lol

toast if u r reading this say rip to ur dms bc i am once more gonna talk to u about a comic for a videogame franchise u only know about due to my rambles and forcing u at gunpoint to learn about link...godspeed comrade

[better-off-crazy]

Anyways Spoilers --i never figured out how to do that undrcut thing on mobil if thats not obvious by now but whatever its tumblr your here for the Spoilers! Whether you like it or not really-- and not like many people are posting bout sandrock anyways(lame its great!) and when they do its all Spoilers anyhow and this is long enoguh so should do it automatically. Probably.

This is not in any order whatso ever.

Did they bascilly just spell out what the next game is gonna be? With the northern development? Could be dlc but it feels like a whole game could go there. Altho theres also the stuff happing in Ethea too so that could also be the next one.

This should help! Gives salt.

Tbh i thoguht they were gonna kill off Mort at the end of it.

It awalys ends by building a ship. I like that its like one last hurrah!

Bronco shows up? At the party?? In a room full of basic npcs??? Ok???? And bogan jack is there too??? And it made me fight him??? And then teleported me into the desert?!?!

Getting to see all the representatives is really cool!

Luna looks awsome, her concert was pretty nice. Except for the fact it was a bit outif sync

"Its been my honor to sink... so that others could swim" thats freaking sad! And inspirational!

Gaudi looks like he stole his outfit from Gust

Wei says Excelsior. Cute

THEY HAD THE BABY! YES I GET TO MEET DAN-BI AND RIANS BABY!

The fact that they asked cooper to fill up about 10hrs worth of time is not surprising

Avrio did it! Catori too! proud of Them!

Seeing Gale made me tear up a bit. Its been a long time buddy

AIR.SHIP.RIDE.AIRSHIPRIDE!

Unsuur being Unsuur, wanna give him extra hugs, i know how you feel reaching the end of the journey and its beeeen a long one.

Curie looks really cool! But where is that wind coming from to make her cape so flowy?

I love that there are items from portia now

That new story didnt work out to well for justice and owen did it? Lol

Why did matlida take that shot to the arm? It didnt extaly help her in the end? No one in sandrock suspected her? I did tho! I was right to be suspicious of her! I will awalys be happy about that.

Im glad larry and xena were able to stay and see that sandrocks not so bad and were actully pretty cool people

Justices real name is Maurice! The one question i never had has been answered!

We get to see mom and dad this time! Its not just dad! Its both! Cool!

THATS OUR PARENTS?! Wow they look so normal. And dapper. My Pa's eyes are left pink and right green, Unexpected. Unless thats like a bit of you inherited it from him? But my builds eyes are just pink n blue with heart irises.

Why dose the one rep look like J. Johnas Jameson

How did they convince cooper to give up that much land?

"Blessings to your sacred tree!" It sure is

Kept that promise to bring sandrock back. Feels good.

Nice I get to sit next to the pretty boy.

Love the fact that it was either me orr portia me to be the next top builder. Love that they exist at the same time.

Miguel is just there. Watching learing to be better.

Haha they still haven't found the rouge knight wonder if hell pop up next time?

Oh Qi awalys trying to show off the robot and hes relly improved with controlling it too!

FINAL BOSS!! : Cooper and his moon man conspiracy story witch i actully find kinda entertaining. Winner: Me

I would love to see more of the reps and just more ingeneral sandrock really made me feel things just like portia did! but just a lil bit more then portia did.

[lovewept]

@dcmure liked this for a starter !

Being five foot two ( and a half! ), one might say they did not often come across people shorter than themselves. However, as Sophie turned a corner, she very nearly bumped into a girl who looked to be around her age -- and about five and a half inches shorter. Luckily, she had stopped abruptly; startled out of her thoguhts by seeing the sudden figure as she turned the corner. Sophie had to admit she probably looked very silly right now. Hurriedly turning the corner in a princess costume -- peroxide blonde locks hidden away underneath a long braided wig. Today she had been asked to arrive as Rapunzel and to do a bit of finger painting with the kids before braiding their hair. It had been a blast, of course, but ultimately exhausting. Looking up a nearby shop where she could change back into her normal clothes and get a bite to eat had left her distracted -- and she was lucky not to actually bump into the smaller girl. Her mind fixated on how embarrassing it would have been for the both of them if she had knocked her over, until she snapped back to reality to check on the girl. ❝ Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry. ❞ Sophie apologizes quickly, bowing slightly to show her embarrassment at the situation. ❝ I nearly ran you over there, didn't I? Um, sorry. That's not very, well, princess-like of me, is it? I'm so sorry -- I have this tendency to walk on my tiptoes even in heels, so I'm just a little too quiet sometimes -- out of habit. Sorry again. ❞

[ghostpill79]

i think what creates his broken english is that he doesn't ever say "a" or "an" he just is like "what is example"? I guess that's what people do to immatate broken english normally. just use the accent and cut out the detereminers. which I know becaue of grammer. wow look at me. I know what determiner is, do you know what a determiner is? Probably I think most grammer stuff is common knowledge except to people like me who can never remeber it. Which is why i'm sitting at 73 in the class right now.

Not sure how I will use thoguhts like this later but I guess It's more a routine thing. I'm sure if I Live blog enoguh i'll happen to catch a actually interesting idea or thought that I have.

[kdjdhdhebx]

like i remember posting on my insta stories my thoguhts and i remeber being like ok this is my thoughts but i know this will be a lil crazy for some people but i cant remeber what kinda shit it was now i feel like me trying to be like i am normal i am normal bc i am has like made me kinda like super normal

[aidontdraw]

Naruto abandoned Konoha.

Okay. No he didn't. He just abandoned the team that was watching over him. It's not his fault they can't keep up with a super cool ninja like himself. Not everyone could be as amazingly driven as Naruto.

What was his driving force? Sasuke Uchiha, of course.

Sasuke was, well, they never put a name on it so Naruto would say, 'friend.' He was his best friend in the whole wide world. No one could understand him the same way Sasuke did. They were two sides of the same coin or the sun and moon. Not in a cheesy way, in a cool way.

He knew his friend was around, Kiba said so. Kiba wouldn't lie. Naruto just had to find Sasuke. He bounced throguh the trees in the direction he was told. A huge thunderstorm rolled in out of no where. Naruto pulled up the hood of his poncho, he was close.

"Sasuke!" Naruto shout into the wind.

Nothing but echos returned.

It didn't deter him, Naruto ran into the heart of the storm. Lighting striking with each push forward. What he once thoguht was thunder was the loud cascading booms of destruction. Someone was definitely fighting near by.

The storm let up to a light sprinkle as Naruto landed in a clearing that was once... An Uchiha building! In the distance he saw the unmistakable marking of the Uchiha symbol carved into the only wall still standing.

Two body's lay foot to head next to eachother under a bloodied fan of war. They would never be able to reach eachother in their new forever position. It didn't matter. Rain washed away the final sin of the Uchiha Clan.

Sasuke was dead.

He killed Itachi, but he died in the process. What irony, or poetic justice, or any of the other concepts Naruto doesn't fully grasp. What he did understand was that he was too late-

"Nhnngh." Sasuke groaned.

"Sasuke!?" Naruto jumped to his side, "You're okay!? You're alive?! You're -

"You're annoying."

Naruto, in his eternal forgiveness, chose to ignore that, because "You did it! You can come home now!"

Black eyes opened to the light, this time it was Naruto's face above his own. A big stupid grin painted on his face. Sky blue eyes filled with hope and fear, about to spill over in tears.

"I can't move."

"Huh?" Naruto realized the state he was in, "That's okay! I can help you back. You're coming back, right?"

Was he coming back?

Sasuke finally fulfilled his dream of revenge, but did that mean there was still a place for him in Konoha? In the back of his mind he never thoguht he'd get this far. Itachi was miles ahead of him in skills and resources. Killing him was a dream, and dreams wernt meant to come true.

"You're coming back, right?" that time it felt like a challenge.

Maybe Sasuke could be selfish and fulfill two peoples dreams in one day, "Idiot."

Naruto understood him, because he smiled even wider. He looked around for the best way to get his best friend out of this disaster zone. Normally Sasuke would help, but he was too tired. He knew he could lay all his problems out before Naruto, and the blonde would pick them up. There was an unspoken saftey in their bond.

His beaten body was lifted up to Naurto back. They were about to embark on the 2 day journey back to whatever punishment Konoha had in mind for his betrayal.

"Wait..." he could barley push the words out of his mouth.

Naruto's heart stoped in his chest.

"His eyes."

"Huh?"

"I need his eyes."

"What?"

"I need his eyes, idiot." Sauske regained enough life to insult Naruto, which was a relief as much as it was an annoyance, "There's a container... In his pocket. I need to put his eyes there now."

"Why does he have that?"

"He was going to take my eyes."

"Really?" that didn't make sense with their previous conversation. Infact their previous conversation made even less sense. How was Itachi two places at once... Well, probably the same way Naruto was often two places at once. "I dont have to do it right?"

Hn.

"Gross!" Naruto looked the dead Uchiha in the eyes, "I don't want to!"

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As promised, Naruto brought Sasuke's broken and beaten body home.

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"Okay, but like, what crime did he commit?" Nauto folded his arms across his chest.

"He left with Orochimaru." Lady Tsunade sighed.

"Yeah, but then he killed Orochimaru... So like it cancels out or something."

"That's not how it works." Tsunade's head rested in her hand, "besides Itachi -

"Itachi was a missing-nin." Naruto said, "he was trying to kidnap me, you know, for the Akatsuki. Or did you forget, OLD lady?"

"I didn't forget." Tsunade wasn't her usual fun-loving confrontational self.

"So what's the problem?"

"He still needs to be watched, just to make sure this isn't a trick."

"Okay... So just have him on my team, and Kakashi-sensei," he saw the way they looked at him, "okay, okay, Yamato-sensei can watch over us. Ya know, like two birds, one stone type of deal?"

She mumbled under her breath, "Danzo would agree to that."

"So yes? Sasuke's back, and hes on my team," Naruto jumped in joy, "I can't wait to tell Pervy Sage!"

"About that," Tsunade's eyes looked off to the distance.

"What? Shouldn't he be back from his mission soon? He'd love to know that his students not stupid after all. Take that!"

Shizune spoke for her, "Lord Jiraiya is dead."

"What?" Naruto's recently put together world just fell apart.

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"Naruto?" Sasuke questioned a locked 4th floor apartment door.

The blonde idiot didn't visit him once since he returned to the village. He had to sit in that horible hospital with only Sakura and his replacement as company. You'd think after all the effort he exerted into bringing Sasuke back, Naruto would actually show up.

"Sasuke?" Naruto's voice sounded tired. It was 2pm and he was still sleeping in. Typical.

"Open up." he demanded.

The door finally swong open, thoguh the crack Sasuke saw the state of everything. Naruto usually kept his place messy, but not like this. This looked like a hurricane went thoguh his apartment.

"What do you want." Naruto looked like something the cat dragged out.

"What happened to you?"

"Pervy sage is dead." Naruto seemed to finally understand Sasuke's pain. Lord Jiraiya was the closest thing Naruto had to family. Something Sasuke once wanted broke his heart. Naurto should have never had to feel that.

"What happened?" he stupidly asked.

"He was killed on his last mission."

Sasuke didn't think when he said, "Do you want me to kill the guy who did it for you?"

"No." Naruto was going to have a panic attack ontop of a depressive episode, "You're not leaving the village again!"

"Relax," Sasuke had to cover with, "it was a joke."

"You're not funny."

Sasuke shrugged.

"What are you even doing here?" his voice lacked bite.

"Your late to watch duty." Sasuke knew as long as he was in the borders of Konoha, someone was watching him, still, a white lie couldn't hurt, "its your turn to make sure I don't go rouge again."

"... Fine."

Sasuke pushed into his apartment, "its a fucking mess in here."

"Well excuse me, bast-

"You're excused." Sasuke tried to keep it playful.

"Well your going to have to deal with it. I'm not cleaning up for the likes of you."

"Yes you are."

They bickered back and forth while cleaning Narutos apartment. Sasuke still knew all the right buttons to push to get a rise out of the blonde. It was almost like he never left.

Sasuke filled him in on what happened, "They shut my case. Said that killing two guys on the bingo books canceled out me leaving for a few years."

"That's a relief." Naruto shuttered at the thought, "What happened to his eyes?"

"Property of Konoha now." Sasuke shrugged, "the leader of the black opps has it or something. Said after the investigation, I might get them back. They took his body too."

It was standard procedure. They learned it back when they fraught Zabuza in the Mist. An ANBUs job was to ensure that the wrong information didn't reach their enemies. Even with out his eyes, Itachi's body was full of the wrong information.

"So, I did all that work for nothing?!"

"Looks like it." Sasuke didn't even know if he wanted his brothers eyes. Even thoguh he was compelled to retrieve them. They felt like a souvenir of the worst day of his life.

Naruto's face showed more life with annoyance, "ugghhh gross. But, everything's back to normal?"

"Kinda, I still have to report on what Orochimaru was up to. But after I finish debriefing them, it's a year of probation." this all felt like a weird dream, it shouldn't have been this easy to get everyone's forgiveness.

"A year!" honestly, Naruto was relieved.

"Yeah. I was hoping it would be long enough for you to get stronger... Maybe then we could team up again."

"You're such an asshole."

Somethings never change.

sasuke not learning the truth about itachi and the massacre feels like it should be a significant sub-genre of naruto fanfic, but instead i've been able to find two

[aroaessidhe]

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Just Your Local Bisexual Disaster

YA contemporary about an aspiring music photographer who needs a date to her sister's quinceañera

dealing with a crush on her best friend, ex boyfriend, and the new girl in town

and trying to figure out her feelings while preserving her friendships

[tyrewear]

my god like WHAT is marianne going to do with her life. does she get the help she needs. do her and connell ever actually TALK ABOUT WHATS BOTHERING THEM. no he just goes to fucking new york i guess to become a writer woo!