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this scene is so silly ajsjajs but also... sir... you always get upset at e.rika and w.alker always talking about anime and manga and games all day...
yet why do you never seem to mind when it's ash who does it 🤨🤨?? lmao do you have a crush on her or something?? that's so embarrassing,,,,
(we've been married for 2+ years)
#ash rambles 💚#kissing in the van 💍#or at least i hope so- ajsjajsj#it's a really sweet thought 👉🏽👈🏽 me laying on his chest while i talk about whatever nerdy ass thing I'm into now#he's a great listener#gah.. i love my husband..#i won't go on for too long since it's late at night and i absolutely will get very emotional and sappy over how he's so amazing and how I'm#so thankful every day that I've been his wife for so long and how he always makes me feel better about myself when- and all that cheesy shi#but also#babe#s.aburo is not normal#none of your friends are normal#maybe i should snuggle up in his arms... i want him to kiss the top of my head hehe! thats my favorite spot for kisses#vroom vroom 🛞
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honestly i just dont get why sometimes people get all weird about quadrants and insist they’re unhealthy always no matter what
like yeah im not stupid i know they CAN be fucked up and can be weird and toxic but so can any romance. human romance has been toxic and fucked up for me many times. tbh if we take a step back and just look at the basic ideas of all of them i don’t think any of those have to be evil and terrible necessarily
like oh no me and my boyfriend have a fun rivalry that we both like being in and both agreed to where we have fun competing with each other and talking shit and then make out! FUCK!!! that’s horrible i would NEVER want that! i would never be guilty of forcing my boyfriend to play tetris with me over and over and insulting him the entire time
oh no my boyfriend has anxiety and i calm him down! oh god we like cuddling and talking about feelings! we both agreed we like this relationship dynamic and feel fulfilled by it! AAA SCARY!!! GET SCARED!!!
oh no sometimes my boyfriends are both annoying and i voluntarily get between that and make people be less annoying! FUCK!!!!!!!! we are going to DIVORCE!!!
#it’s cool if you don’t personally want any of those things#and yeah#alternia is fucked up#big fucked up murder planet#they love insane fucked up rules that are bad for everyone#but idk i feel like all romance is kind of fucked up#and you usually always have to do an insane amount of work to make it healthy and normal lol#and none of these dynamics by necessity HAVE to be horrible#you don’t HAVE to only rely on your moirail and not talk to your friends about your feelings#you don’t HAVE to get fucked up with your kismesis#you don’t HAVE to be a sad unfulfilled auspistice who kinda gets pushed into the relationship#if i’m thinking about the dynamics purely just as concepts#none of that shits a requirement#idk if this makes any sense to anyone else lmao#i just mean like#i don’t think any of those things are uniquely terrible i guess not in any ways that human romance isn’t#and people manage to have ok human romances all the time#not as often as they should lmao#but sometimes#so why not quadrants#i can get being uncomfortable with them#they’re weird#and definitely more complex than i went into in the post#but i don’t think they’re uniquely terrible
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i just finished dark heir
#me foaming at the mouth during the last chapters: HE IS! FUCKING! SAVING YOU!#i am huddled around will kempen hissing like a mama cat none of these fuckers are allowed to look at him#dark rise#okay but like. cyrian at literally every moment in the book you see will anticipating things and making connections#that you never make. doing things like a leader & being fucking smart and strategic. and your dumb ass really thought.#hm. must mean i shouldnt listen to him about the magic staff that can literally stop the end of the world. must be evil.#me: [screams into the abyss]#i know i cant expect characters to react like readers and they DID all react like i knew they would but god it was so infuriating!!!!!#and heart breaking! god!!!! god!!!!! will reliving his mother's initial betrayal over and over and OVER again#and thinking about all the little moments we get where the novel tells us: if these 'evil' characters had just been accepted#instead of tossed aside maybe they wouldnt have fallen. if they had been protected instead of killed maybe they would have#become protectors instead of killers. maybe if will's mom hadn't tried to butcher him for the sin of his own birth#he wouldn't have been so scared to tell people he lied to them.#anyway im not normal about will kempen and if book 3 doesnt give me his friends fucking accepting him i'll kill someone#me looking directly at visander: i dont care how charming you are i'll murder your ass about it#i read this book in like 5 hrs im being very normal about it
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making hera manage a space station is inhumane. she's supposed to be creating unmarketable art. post-canon hera makes like fifteen dollars a month off niche experimental multimedia poetry zines, eiffel is begging people to listen to his music on bandcamp (between an assortment of jobs that would be perfectly fine, if he could hold any of them for longer than two months), and they are both so, so lucky minkowski cares about them so much.
#wolf 359#w359#hera wolf 359#doug eiffel#i've said things like this to friends before but it's important to me#hera is good at math by nature of her brain being. a computer that is wired up to other computers.#but none of that what she WANTS to do. jobs for which the only requirement is having no pulse. etc...#eiffel and hera are meant to be minkowski's slacker roommates#hera needs to make friends with musicians who are making equally niche and unmarketable stuff#and she recommends it to eiffel whose taste is way too normal#and she's like i told them about your music too!! and he's like oh... great... <- sweating because he knows how devastatingly uncool#all of these people think he is.#this would be good for her.
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Something I really need Stranger Things fic writers to know is that no one in rural America was locking any doors in the eighties apart from the government and businesses. I remember when there was a big stink about "we gotta start locking our doors now how am I supposed to remember that every time I leave the house." People didn't lock the doors when they were home until at LEAST the mid-aughts, a lot of people STILL don't. "Oh we can't get into so-and-so's house/car because we don't have the keys!" You do not need the keys, just open the door. "I'm alarmed because I went over to so-and-so's house and their front door was unlocked so I instantly knew something was wrong." It would be much weirder if it was locked. If I showed up at my friend's house and the door was locked I would immediately assume something was wrong. If I lived in a town regularly invaded by monsters and patrolled by mobs of government agents/Russian spies/jocks with guns, I would assume my friend was currently being hunted.
#stranger things#pretty sure Will just walked into his house in the first episode#I know Mike did when he brought Eleven home#None of these doors are locked#Please stop including it as plot points because it takes me right out of the story and leaves me staring into space#Also while we're at it:#VHS tapes will not fit in Steve's back jeans pocket#That's not happening#And it is completely normal for the Wheelers to not know where their two oldest kids are#Parents in the eighties expected you to show up for breakfast and for dinner and that's it#Sometimes you bike to the other side of town to get up to trouble with your friends and that's just how it is#If you were inside they were concerned about your health#And no one was particularly stressed about being able to reach anyone because that was the usual state of things#Sorry for the rant#So many of you are too young to have known the carefree days of the height of serial killers lol#Kids rarely went missing and most people had only ever heard of murders and other serious crimes in the big city#No one in Hawkins is concerned except the people who have dealt with the monsters
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just gonna be totally honest and say I'm having some wildly inappropriate thoughts about the dirt on his back
#in reality i would be the one with dirt on my back BUT#i can be versatile for him#LOOK HOW MAJESTIC MY MAN IS#look how proud and handsome yet exhausted and weary and discouraged#look at the mixture of emotion EVEN WHEN ONLY HALF HIS FACE IS VISIBLE#russell crowe beloved actor who can emote like none other#also the ribbon around his armor is driving me crazy#@mystery-star and i were discussing it the other day#i feel like it's either a strap that helps hold his armor in place#or an ornamental ribbon designed to honor someone like a fallen comrade or even his family#we also said “what if it's his wife's hair ribbon” and i haven't known peace since#BRO IMAGINE#making such good love that he's covered in dirt afterwards WHILE WEARING YOUR HAIR RIBBON AROUND HIS CHEST#i will never be normal again#mayhaps... a fanfiction will arise from this#mayhaps mayhaps#also hello back of maximus' head my old friend#gladiator#maximus#maximus decimus meridius#gladiator 2000#russell crowe
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idk anything about penumbra (except that the night vale and tma fandoms, which i am both in, overlap w it a lot), can you tell me a plot/synopsis summary or maybe everything about it please
yippe hi ak!!!! clears throat./silly
the penumbra podcast is a scifi audio drama!! one of the stories theyve got are those of juno steel (the other is the second citadel but i dont watch that. so. /silly)!!
junos a private eye on mars!!! hes got an assistant called rita and we love her.
junos the lady ever. hes clinically depressed. hes got a whole fucking arc on learning to love and live again despite everything, dare i say its one of the main themes of the show. hes a bi disaster. falls in love by the end of episode one with a man hes just met. theyre endgame. former cop. turns into one of the solar systems most wanted criminals by s3.
okay but no seriously now. the penumbra podcast is such a good fucking show its unbelievable. *god* the layers of nuance and story throughout everything makes me lose my shit every single time. everyone in the goddamn show is flawed and they learn to evolve as people as uruewuityitirejteruteriot <- me sobbing /pos
#moots be glad ive been avoiding the tag like the plague cause of spoilers otherwise your dashs would be in ruins /hj#sorry i was being kinda vague i was skirting past spoilers kdjfsd#fucken. forgot to say that junos nonbinary he/him and refers to himself as a lady#i love this show#sorry if none of this is comprehensible jdfdsf im normal about it i swear /silly#asks#ive been live reacting in a friends dms for like the whole time ive been watching its legitimately been incredible#okay also. i dont actaullt know if theyre endgame im only on s4. but i Believe
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Dysprosium, Mary Soon Lee
dysprosium, AN 66, is a silvery-white rare earth metal. its name is derived from the greek dysprositos, meaning “hard to get at”, owing to the difficulty in separating and isolating this rare earth element. dysprosium is used to measure neutron flux, to fuel reactors, and to activate phosphors. terfenol-d is a magnetorestrictive alloy, meaning that it changes shape when a magnetic field is applied, and is used to manufacture underwater acoustic systems.
jason “robo” robertson, dallas stars #21 for @simmyfrobby’s nhl periodic table poems <3
#i had a couple different ideas for poems that were taken by the time i could go deranged for a couple hours to make this but as I looked#i was like WAIT NONE OF YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE JASON ROBERTSON YOU HAVEN’T SEEN MY TEXAS CAM and had to do it. also was STRUCK with the#sudden immaculate vision of the Dallas D as part of terfenol-D and could not get it out & robo is the most dance! person i know on the team#liv in the replies#dallas stars#jason robertson#nhl periodic table poems#guys i am plagued with visions and no execution skills!! every day i come here and learn one new skill on GIMP the way god intended!!!#today it was emboss. also cannot claim any credit for the pulse to the magnetic beat photo which is so cool that was one where i had a#couple and was like maybe i can do like crayon shockwaves like the art process video kasper showed? and then found that picture and was#like thank you lord stanley for knowing my limitations. thank you for your understanding in this moment it was a trial enough to make#expand contract dance and one would THINK i would have fucking learned from the claude animorphs tragedy!! i did not. but i did use the#shear tool and 3D rotate so at least if we’re animorphing it’s SLIGHTLY better. anyway me frantically doing this like WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT#WAIT FOR ME YOU GUYS ARE SO FAST i keep seeing all of these and just spinning around in circles until i get dizzy & fall down I’m so happy#the drive folder for this is just called joy!!!!! because joy this is such a cool idea but now because it brings me so much joy#i just saw the Travis dermott one and burst into tears super normal AND someone did exactly what i wanted with hydrogen which was the water#the ice!!!!! it’s so perfect!!! and cody ofc did silver lord stanley. like does it ever make you cry how beautiful & creative everyone is?#anyway if you see me post and delete this and then update it or change it no you didn’t it’s fine. but i wanted to be included#if i could make the dysprosium letters not have a white background i would I simply could not fuck with it at 1AM. we are hitting send#it may not look like it but i queue#pretend i spoke at length about the reasons why i picked all the pictures & the element just know that it’s there inside my brain u can ask#GUYS I TAKE IT ALL BACK I SAW NEONFRETRA’S ISOTOPES AND I COULD MAKE THE EDITS EVEN THOUGH THEY’RE THERE!! ISOTOPES!!!! YOU GUYS!!!!!!#get ready for the edits then. dylan magnesium my beloved child of stars who can never return… like i wish i could say anyone else but it’s#i KNOW number nineteens bismuth don’t make me Google how many years nolan played hockey but also there’s ej for stable so.. also half-life#actinium claude giroux my beloved… when i saw there already was a claude i thought maybe Brady too for that#I don’t know how but flerovium doubled magic is percolating in my brain as was promethium bad boy because I was like hmmm. tyler. but#couldn’t commit and THEN SOMEONE DID BAD BAD LEROY BROWN TYLER BERTUZZI TO PROMETHIUM AND BESTIE I AM KISSING YOU ON THE MOUTH!!! with cons#anyway shane wright germanium with juraj slafkovský but showing him very obviously not missing it. if jack eichel was not an asshole#the narratives WOULD be narrativing. you could argue for a sidovi here with the calder cup and potentially a best friend stealing narrative#(the most recent is cam yorke’s acquisition of jamie d from trevor zegras which would then require a yorkie one for silicon the other side)
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puppy barnes copium
#ed 2389473298#ed tw#<- just in case. because i guess it kind of is#i think it's fun to think about the specific ways he would struggle#a couple years ago i stopped being able to eat meat for maybe 4ish months because seeing it made me feel sick#i think like w all the blood on his hands (even pre ws) he'd have a hard time going back to eating meat normally. does that make sense#like with that metabolism he would need a shit ton of food to get him through a day#so i'd imagine not being able to keep enough in to sustain himself would do a number on his recovery#it's probably something he would have dealt with for a long time too because once you fuck your body up like that#it's hard to come back from it. he could and WOULD it's important to note that he can (and did) heal#but i wish there was more in-universe content about what he was going through. alone#after eg in particular because he was obviously very lonely before fatws#he very obviously was doing terrible no friends no family and that therapist was doing an awful job. so#even in wakanda we don't really see him especially close with anyone at all. he had a bond with ayo clearly but it's hard to say how close#they were when none of it was showed#and then he fucks off at the end of fatws like no come back. you're not done#world's loneliest puppy#capwoof
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already living in the au where riz is senior class president bc i know it's never becoming canon
#is that a liveblog i see?#riz gukgak#ever since sklonda said that shit the back of my mind has been like: 👁️#and then in this latest ep with 'theres no grounds!!' in the next ep preview#not that kristen wld be a bad president! she infact wld probs be a good one#for all the normal reasons. with all the due respect and etc what do hs class presidents do#in my experience they like. kinda help run social events#like besides being acting principal in case of 3 emergencies in a row? they kinda just do jackshit#((sorry i have a complex from hs abt none of the clubs/organizations never actually doing anything lol))#so like#in a normal sense kristen is great for that#but also sklonda my beloved my dear my adored#*cups sklonda outburst in my hands*#'i dont like the way your friends treat you!'#'i think my son would make a *great* class president.'#shes swaying me she's swaying me so good u guys#riz would not do what *i* think an average hs president wld do#but he would comb through the paperwork#and try to make the system usable and accessible#and run on something more than 3 threads a dream and the magic of chronomancy alone#sorry but that is so enticing to me. and nobody else i know#but to me? god that sounds so good i will live in that world for a moment or a few
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my dnd characters
- the antichrist, but she's a line cook (yeah she fucks. don't worry about the recent uptick in arson-related crimes)
- *image of a woman covered in swamp muck and kicking a dead alligator* WANTED FOR 500 PLATINUM. YES PLATINUM
- halfling dropkicks a human child for fun and more importantly, profit
- 20yo going thru a eldritch horror flavored identity crisis with a live studio audience in their head
#levlia a'velle ben and as of yet unnamed guy#levlia is An Eldritch Fighter and Not A Warlock#a'velle is a normal wizard lady and not special ops. for the enemy#ben truly has no tragic backstory or ulterior motives he's just a rogue and a dick. no tragic backstory. none#unnamed guy. i case Random Chimp Event on ye. you are going to have a bad time for the rest of your many lives#but my friend if you are lucky you'll get to beat leylas kryn herself in a fistfight#he is also. An Eldritch Fighter. and Not A Paladin
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i think i have to kill someone.
#WHAT.WHAT . WHAT. WHAT .#why would you bring something up from so long ago and then blame the (then) five year old . what . WHAT . HUH. weird. weiirrdddd.#so you knew? you knew? and instead of being like wow that's Not Normal you demonise the toddler that's probably...... idk.#kids don't Do That what a weird fucking thing to bring up out of NOWHERE just to immediately brush off#i think i have to kill you. i think i have to actually kill you now.#speechless. flabbergasted. i cant even talk about it its so WEIRD. CRAZY. CRAZY THING TO BRING UP#oh my god. if a child was being Like That i would assume the worst and insist someone look into thing and make sure the kid is SAFE????????#jesus. damn. what thebhhell. HUH. if its about what i think its about. it wasnt their fault? at all?#stuff Like This is complicated but jesus. JEEESSSUUUUUSSSS. dont even bring it up this late#if you KNEW. oh my god. IF YOU KNEW??????????#rant#oh my god. extremely vague do NOT ask About It i cant even. jesus. why would you keep something like that to yourself#or use it as 'gossip' or . whatever the FUCK she was doing???#idc if you have your own shit to work through. GROWN ASS WOMAN. you should've approached it with kindness and understanding? and figure out#if help was needed? its not my life its not my anything but that kid is my friend who i had to take care of instead of you FUCKING ASSHOLE#if i KNEW i wouldve at least tried to help. to understand. i hope you die a slow painful death in an empty room cause you cut everyone off#and then turned around to be WORSE . i'd tell you to killyourself but any possible method would avoid you like the damn plague#WOW. that was a lot my bad. pissed the hell off#you say shit about the kid that I!!! had to basically raise cause you were too busy being a judgmental piece of shit. ugh. grrr.#''wow thats so weird where did they even get the idea for that behaviour'' man idk but wasn't it supposed to be your job???? TO FIGURE IT OU#fuming whatever. whatever. none of this is news to me she's always been insufferable#rant .#vent#WHATEVER.#it was so long ago it just.#no reason to bring it up#but if you knew than you should've tried to do something#but you didn't. cause you're cruel and egotistical#and everyone you know hates you. and if they don't you take advantage of them.#what a woman. thanks for teaching me to go through the world with so much hate
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man Clive is a really good vehicle/signpost for Luke’s anxieties about change and what his future is going to look like. more stories should do that kind of thing with False Doppleganger kinda characters
#professor layton#hey boy at the cusp of adolescence who has to move to a new country soon. would you like to see yourself in half a decade#you’re cool and tall and you hate your best friend. your home is unrecognizable and hostile and this may be the last time you see it.#you act so different sometimes. you feel like a stranger to yourself. etc etc#like it’s a perfectly manufactured Horrible Outcome for Luke. because it’s literally manufactured.#that’s not him and none of his anxieties are going to come true.#like it’s the level of like. A mindscape reflection magic land type sitch except no it’s fully tangible bc some fucking loser#with too much time on his hands couldn’t just. get a gun and shoot a politician like a normal man. no we had to get thematic with it
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Me, reading the AtoZ story: None of these guys understand how romance or women (aka, they are literally just humans beings like yoursel - human beings just like anyone else) work. Somehow, this explains so much....
#like guys. you are friends with anzu and naru#they talk like girls are some alien species and usually I'd be miffed about it#but none of them probably know how normal boys outside yumenosaki think too#im surprised they didnt go 'girls like monologes and discussions about the human condition right?'#actually the guys gathered for this are probably....ish your best bet at not hopeless#tho i part of mw wants to say nazuna and maybe tomoya are okay but idk#enstars#ensemble stars#fandom spandom#stuff i say#seriously whenever characters go 'idk how the opposite gender thinks theyre such a mystery'#i lose it#all that said this was surprisingly super wholesome#i live for the many characters interactions and crazy stories that happen
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Can we normalize not drinking alcohol, like do you want me to ask you why you drink?
#anyone else here who doesn’t drink?#this comes by me being tired of people asking me why i don’t drink#first off it’s none of your business#second of I just don’t wanna drink#I don’t have the urge to drink#I don’t like how people are when drunk#drunk people have no clue what personal space is#yes I’ve had bad experiences with drunk people but that’s not why I don’t drink#like why do we have to justify not drinking#normalize not drinking alcohol#normalize not drinking#luckily most of my friends are accepting of me never drinking#I’ve tasted alcohol and nearly throw up from the taste#and i don’t wanna suffer through that so no thank you#anyway how you all
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Again, always very confusing to me when people suffering from The Obsessive Compulsives are Antis™, like these people will not protect you. They believe thought crimes are real. They inherently hate you and WILL throw you to the wolves if they ever come to know about anything related to your intrusive thoughts or the """""weird""""" things they ask you to do in therapy to manage/cope with them.
#you know how in erp a big part of it is writing down/thinking about the actual worst case scenario? you know the scenario that#often leads to people being harmed in a permanent way? you know creating a fictional scenario where bad things happen to good#people and you are the cause of them? THE VERY KIND OF FICTION THESE PEOPLE ARE AGAINST EXISTING IN ANY FORM BECAUSE IT#'NORMALIZES' WHATEVER TF THEY'RE ON A CRUSADE ABOUT ON ANY GIVEN DAY#THEY ARE NOT YOUR FRIENDS. THIS WAY OF THINKING IS /ACTIVELY ANTITHETICAL/ TO RECOVERY FROM THIS DISORDER#this is related to the 'does anyone else get Themes™ about writing' question I posed a while back and some of these people..........#if you knew the specifics of what I was writing about you would COMMIT ARSON#IT'S NOT REAL! NONE OF THIS IS REAL!! YOU ARE ONLY GOING TO MAKE IT WORSE FOR YOURSELF BY MORALIZING FICTION IN THIS WAY#I USED TO HAVE CRISES OVER SYMPATHIZING WITH AND ENJOYING VARIOUS HORRIBLE FICTIONAL WOMEN TAKE IT FROM SOMEONE WHO KNOWS DIRECTLY!!!!!!!#and ngl a lot of these arguments about why xyz is Irredeemable™ sound a LOT like my disorder.#(especially in the way they try to like...twist things into fitting into a definition of [insert type of problematic dynamic here] a la#'character raising their voice at someone one time during a high-stakes situation is abuse' or 'people who were friends as children#are Related Actually')#like. you get why. you get why this VERY disorder would think in similar ways to that right. because it tries to convince you that#everything you do is violating various human rights correct? you get why this would be unhelpful right?#IF YOU SOUND LIKE MY FUCKING DISORDER!!! YOU ARE WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!#In the Vents#okay I'm done. this just. It BUGS me.
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