#non-sitcom

[egophiliac]

ENG PLAYERS I BESEECH YOU

I have been informed that you guys are getting part 4 of episode 7 tomorrow, which means we are FINALLY going to get the official romanization of Revaan's name, somebody please tell me because I need to know what it is.

like, yes, it's probably just Revan/Levan, but look, I'm sitting here with my finger over the button of all these Laverne and Shirley jokes and just waiting for the opportunity to deploy them --

[bleedingfromeveryorifice]

veldigun alex cuz I said so (theyre inspired off of cherubim :3c)

[geekynichelle]

Jacob referring to himself as "queer" kinda tickled me, because I can't remember the last time I've heard a character refer to themselves that way on a sitcom/network TV.

[fandomfuntimem]

A little thing to chew on my fellow doai sitcom fans (no joke, this has been the only thing on my mind. Its so bad I couldn't play my cello cuz i was spacing out so hard).

We all know Lankmann put a wanted order out for Alex's arrest. But what if its not for the snooping and secret exposing?

Lankmann couldn't give two shits that they were trying to expose him. He has money and fear on his side. No one would believe Alex no matter how hard they tried.

No. He wanted Alex for a whole other reason. Lankmann doesn't view it as villainy. Only as a hero saving the less fortunate.

He knows Alex is immune to the Veldigun touch. Even tho Clyde thought it was sneaky, Lankmann knows it and Alex are friends. Lankmann wants Alex so he can find a cure for himself, and for those effected by Veldiguns. (I hope im doing this right. Im not entirely sure how it works)

Its a real Last Of Us situation. To find the cure Alex must die.

Now, from this point on everything is up to you. What happens, how Clyde feels, how Alex feels. Theres always the possibility they are just flat out immune, or they are already turning into a veldigun. Who knows! Tho, when it comes to the second option, i think it would be funny if Lankmann had a Silco from Arcane type of tantrum. Like the scene of Silco freaking out and kicking the shit out of one of his lackies. That type of tantrum. A creepy, violent tantrum that quickly turns into angry and methodical scheming.

[scootersscooter]

Idk guys Mighty Med was just such a good show. The characters were incredibly well rounded and had a lot of personality. The show had incredible relationships between the characters, especially when it came to Kaz and Oliver's friendship (and dare I even say the budding romantic relationship between Oliver and Skylar). The world building was great and easily lent itself toward both serious and goofy situations. The plot had lots of twists and turns that never felt like too much. I feel that it's very overlooked, especially when competing with Lab Rats, but I think that Mighty Med does a lot better with less time while managing to have better characterization and character development than Lab Rats could ever dream of having. Go watch Mighty Med guys. Please <3.

[weedle-testaburger]

i always find it deeply irritating when people are criticising something i agree sucks and raise something i also think sucks as an example of 'how to do it right'. like i think you missed what i hated about it

[shebeafancyflapjack]

The ending / Christmas special of Yonderland was basically what I wanted the ending of Ghosts to be.

[marvel-fxckery-au]

🌟Welcome to the Sanctum Sanctorum🌟

[your-mums-nuts]

WWDITS having the joke about Guillermo and Nandor acting like a couple and then retconning it with “uh it’s too problematic because uhh that’s his boss.”

VS

IASIP making a joke about Mac and Dennis acting like a couple and going so far with it that we got a whole character arc about internalised homophobia and coming out and their relationship getting more and more problematic and co-dependent and Mac canonically gets to express his explicitly romantic feelings for Dennis and they get to have explicitly romantic scenes together.

[aromanticannibal]

shinsou who grew up in a household full of girls as the only boy and therefore becomes literally the best guy ever as a result

[buckevantommy]

i'm watching Columbo for the first time ever

[volfoss]

Everyone loves me and I'm so so so employable<- affirmations

[askroguered]

woah what the sigma I feel like we are morals enemies in a non canon universe or skibidi

@medkits-cool-gun

"Oh god, it's you again. Did you really have to fucking follow me from Discord to here?"

[dzthenerd490]

File: ALF

SCP#: ALF

Cond Name: Alf the Alien/ The Alien. Life. Form.

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-ALF has been given unlimited access to the common areas of Site-AA, though reportedly his most favorite area to be in is the cafeteria. Foundation security is to always update observation staff at Site-AA where SCP-ALF is, even when he is clearly in camera view. SCP-ALF has been given a watch that alerts him when he is leaving the Level 1 Clearance common areas. Should SCP-ALF enter an area of Level 2 Clearance or higher he will be shocked by the watch until he backs away. This has proven the most effective deterrent as just telling him to not go does nothing since he'll probably forget.

In the event of a containment breach at Site-AA, SCP-ALF is to join Foundation staff in entering one of the nearest Cavafy Reality Concealment Safety Bunkers.

SCP-ALF is under the assumption that he is the last of his kind, he is to never be made aware the truth shows otherwise. All incoming transmissions form surviving Melmacian's is to be recorded and disrupted form reaching earth by the Telecommunications Monitoring Office's lunar satellite division.

Description: SCP-ALF is a member of Species of Interest: Melmacian's. Melmacian's are an endangered species that suffered from a nuclear disaster ending their home world. SCP-ALF was one of the only survivors of the destruction after crashlanding on earth by accident. SCP-ALF was in possession of a damaged ship and some advanced technology all of which had been confiscated by the Foundation. Though most of it was deemed unusable due to how it was all nuclear based and quite easy to malfunction and lead to nuclear meltdown. As such it was dismantled and recycled for parts.

SCP-ALF like the other Melmacian's is a small humanoid creature with black eyes, a snout like mouth, and oddly long hair on his head. He possesses an overweight body, stubbly feed with short legs, long arms with fat hands, and a completely fur covered body. SCP-ALF knows how to handle advanced technology, but his personality does not present him as very smart. SCP-ALF is very snarky and likes to crack jokes whenever he can. He also has a huge appetite being able to eat almost any kind of food presented in front of him within seconds. Though most peculiarly he claims that cats are quite similar to the cattle of his world and thus likes to eat them as well.

However, despite his fun-loving personality, SCP-ALF suffers from depression believing he is the last of his kind. To help with this SCP-ALF was not confined to a containment cell but allowed to roam freely within Site-AA. This and him interacting with Foundation staff and having lively and hilarious conversations has helped SCP-ALF in dealing with his depression and survivor's guilt. It is because of his social personality that makes most Foundation staff smile and his lack of desire to leave is why SCP-ALF is labeled as Object Class: Safe.

SCP-ALF was discovered in 1986 when he crash landed in the garage of suburban home after suddenly appearing in our solar system and being shot down by a ISSJ-4 “Crow” from Mobile Task Force Apollo-1 "Orion's Belt". The pilot claimed he showed up out of nowhere and fired at his ship thinking it was a hostile craft. SCP-ALF's location was quickly found, and the family was amnestied while he was brought into Foundation custody. After reviewing interviews and first testing logs Site Director James fell in love with his jokes and assigned him to Site-AA as a way to boost morale with staff.

It's actually thanks to SCP-ALF that Foundation staff now have access to Trofeam Molecular Conversion Consumable Stations within Cavafy Reality Concealment Safety Bunkers as he complained about it regularly. SCP-ALF is actually used regularly to show Foundation staff how common areas can be improved in relaxation and has helped other Foundation sites make things more comfortable for their staff during break time. SCP-ALF has been made aware of this and likes to joke about him being an essential asset to the Foundation. To this day no one has refuted his claims as most either don't dare ruin his joy or secretly agree with him.

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SCP: Horror Movie Files Hub

[smallhatlogan]

I genuinely get so excited whenever there is a dog in a sitcom, any sitcom is made significantly better by there being dogs

[dumber-alek]

People like to say 'oooooh main character syndrome' but what kind of main character cause it's significant

(yea I know it means it's just meant to say someone's self absorbed but play with me)

Like the annoyance varies depending on what kind of main character someone thinks they are. A shounen anime main character syndrome would feel very different to me than let's say a romantic comedy main character syndrome. Or a slasher main character syndrome. Let's introduce some nuance here