#nobody’s gonna see this post anyway

[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I’m so sad because no one responds to my attempts to reach out. I only have three friends, and I don’t speak to any of them, I’ve managed to self isolate so well that now I only have three friends- even when I had more friends I wasn’t close fk any of them and the friendships lasted less than a year each.

A while ago my friend said “everybody has someone else” and I don’t. I just don’t. I’m a third wheel in my friend server because it’s me, and a couple. And that’s it. They 2 of my 3 friends. I don’t think my third friend even likes me anymore.

I only have three friends and I’m so scared that’ll turn into 0 soon

[lost-in-fandoms]

au in which max has one of those off road recovery services and daniel and his friends were being stupid on a hill

they got stuck in a very narrow bend of the road between some rocks unable to reverse or go forward and with a high drop on the other side so they call max's garage

max shows up with his team in two jeeps and calls them all idiots for attempting this climb on an unsuitable vehicle until daniel shows him that it was actually on google maps so max calls google an idiot too

then max gives daniel and his friends an heart attack by moving their car further up the ledge to give himself a sliver of road to pass them and be able to hook their car and drag them out of the hole they're stuck in and then drives with two of four wheels fully off the edge while rico guides him on the radio

daniel and scotty are clutching at each other's arms until they realise and let go because that's embarrassing

when max is on the other side he gets off the car like nothing happened and hooks their car and then tells one of them to get in and just steer to follow

daniel goes and max does some more crazy driving to get them unstuck and off the dangerous part of the road and by the time he's telling daniel he can turn off the car daniel is so high on adrenaline he's shaking

scotty is whooping and cheering but daniel stumbles off the car and max catches him by the arm telling him he did a good job and wow maybe daniel is in love

max then tells daniel and his friends to get in because he'll drive them down while his team takes care of their jeeps and now that he's not working or calling them stupid he's actually nice and soft spoken and laughs at their jokes in a way that makes his eyes crinkle and shine and daniel is 100% in love

when they're off the hill and they're thanking max and his team daniel gives him his number. for a moment max seems confused, but then daniel smiles at him and tells him just in case you're feeling a little stupid too and max smiles back

[helielune]

and stalling only goes so far when you've got a head start

[superbellsubways]

flavio is short and fat and that makes him handsome.i know this because i am very wise

[valhallavalgrace]

Leo, what has been your favorite “to-the-death” activity thus far? I feel there has to be a workshop-to-the-death somewhere in that hotel.

LEO: I think maybe Magnus was right about talking about the past… I’m not sure I’m ready to do that yet, but thinking about it and doing things that remind me of my old life, it feels like progress. prev ask (also about activities!)

[ohnoitsz1m]

Bloodybec again because I'm procrastinating on making Victor and Traitor's refs

Bec wet cat moment + probably the closest thing Bloody's had to a shower in days

Aaand some doodles

[aleki-lives-here]

[marlynnofmany]

Writing Advice of the Day: dragons make everything better.

Just in case you were wondering.

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

[moe-broey]

My homunculus

Hashtag my homunculus

[skateisawesome]

at what point is an intro post necessary?

OH WELL HERE IT IS!

my name on here is skate, im a minor, im a girl, i use she/her pronouns and i have no idea what im doing!!

im in highschool so im a busy girl and i will complain about school

some fun facts about me are: i play 6 instruments and sing, i like reading, my favourite season is winter, i speak a fair amount of french and italian and i can crochet.

im also mentally ill so just prepare yourself for that!

most of my posts are about osemanverse but i love taylor swift and will not shut up about her. i am in a pitch perfect and dead poets society phase at the moment so expect some of that too and mostly i post whatever else pops into my head at the time.

my asks are open and i love answering literally anything and if you ask a question ill probably fall in love with you or smth

my tags are 'skate has words' for my writing 'skate answers' for answering asks and 'skate rants!' for rants obviouslyyyy

also my messages are open and, yes, i am extremely awkward, i would LOVE to be friends !! i need to add that i am very unwell sometimes for long periods of time and will sometimes just not respond to messages. i am sorry but ill get there eventually.

im very infrequent on here and will sometimes forget tumblr exists for weeks so im never ignoring you im just stupid and i have memory issues

if youre gonna be mean to pretty much anyone i dont really want you here. just dont be an asshole guys.

anyway have a good day !! :)

[moonyslesbian]

was tagged by @tabsnaomi and @ronanlynchbf thank youuuu <3

tagging @mandarino-o @danielsousa @ddiaz @freakazoidfag @diazonloop and whoever wants to do it!

[briefkase22]

ermmm kin list i guess.....yeah,,

[elibean]

ooof ok senpai otoko no ko wins the award for getting me to read ahead in the manga, not a lot of anime can say they've made me do that

[maxgicalgirl]

I’m not going to lie I’m like really stuck and don’t know what to do with my feelings about All Of This. I dont have therapy until next week and they don’t have space to move me up and I dont really have anyone else to talk through how I feel ? I dont know what to do.

[catkin-morgs-kookaburralover]

one odd thing about going deeper is that I'm no longer satisfied with shallower. and that's, weirdly enough, a net positive. I've self harmed - eh, twice? in the last month. both were well into the criteria that should have got sutures and ignored it; suspect I hit a vein once and was extremely close to muscle, which feels kind of odd. yeah, it's ramped up; yeah, there's a lot of blood and all that kind of stuff. very high risk of infection, potential nerve damage and all that kind of stuff (though I have not got either of them; I scared off an infection that wanted to hang round by chucking quantities of alcohol on it). but at the same time. that's only twice. that's a lot better than previously.