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transgender-everyday · 9 months ago

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TRANSGENDER. TRANS GENDER.

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peculiarbeauty · 13 days ago

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#⊱✿⊰ ┊ ˢʰᵉ ʳᵉᵃˡˡʸ ��ˢ ᵃ ᶠᵘⁿⁿʸ ᵍⁱʳˡ ( ooc )#[ this is a very important poll.#very very important.#i HAVE to know #oh i forgot to give myself a button. oops #nobody saw that.

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irradiatedsnakes · 2 years ago

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WRONG TAG BUNDLE

#nobody saw that.

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hypabeast · 1 month ago

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WRONG FUCKING BLOG

#nobody saw that.

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melonthesprigatito · 9 months ago

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“Johto and Unova are fighting it out to see who gets the next game…wait…what’s this?!?! BY GAWD IT’S KALOS WITH THE STEEL CHAIR!!!”

#pokemon #pokémon presents #pokémon legends #pokémon legends z-a #kalos pokemon #kalos region #pokémon x and y #I think it's safe to say that absolutely nobody saw this coming #Twitter Pokémon Leakers in shambles right now

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moksutinn · 1 month ago

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sighs.................... late to the fandom

#Dragon Age 2 #DA2 #Fenris #Anders #fenders #Dragon Age -series #drawing #DON'T TALK TO ME!!!!!1 #i cannot believe NOBODY told me this game had toxic yaoi i would have played since day one smh #anyway literally nobody saw this coming

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biancadavri · 7 months ago

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origins is set in ferelden because if you tried to explain the mere concept of orlais to a freshly out of dust town brosca they'd let the darkspawn win

#nobody saw that typo #dragon age #dragon age origins #brosca #dwarf commoner origin #my posts

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mokeonn · 2 years ago

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princess of friendship? more like princess of no bitches

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bet-on-me-13 · 9 months ago

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The Bat-Adoption Papers are literal Magic Contracts

So! In the Deified Batman AU (the AU where the Belief of the peoples of Gotham accidentally Ascended Batman to minor godhood), the Bat Adoption Papers would be a fun concept.

Batman is a God of The Night, Fear, and Protection. Specifically, the protection of Children, which is one of his biggest motivators. Meaning, it's a big part of his Divine Domain.

So when he, a God of Protection and Children, adopts his own Child? It's kind of a big deal.

His Adoption Papers basically become Magical Contracts that claim Dick to him as his own Son, basically turning Dick into a Demigod by the fact that he is the Son of a God.

Then each time Batman adopts a kid, they become a Demigod as well. Maybe after enough time, and after they forge their own Identities, they could become Minor Gods of their own? Idk, fun idea

Why do I bring this up?

Well, when Danny eventually joins the JLA, and runs into Batman, all he sees in a God of the Night, who takes one look at him, and then pulls out a Magical Binding Contract from his Belt.

Needless to say, he books it.

#Dpxdc #Dp x dc #Dcxdp #Dc x dp #Danny Phantom #Dc #Dcu #If they did become God's I like to imagine what their Domains would be #Dick becomes The Nightwing #God of Protection Jovality and Children #Jason becomes The Red Hood the God of Wrath Revenge and Protection #Tim becomes The Red Robin God of Intellect Mystery and Restaurants (heh)#Steph becomes The Spoiler Goddess of Mystery Puzzels and Fun (even though she never got adopted. Nobody really knows how she pulled it off)#Cass becomes The Orphan Goddess of Darkness Silence and Mercy #Duke is basically already a Demigod but be would be the God of Light Darkness and Riddles #Damien would be the God of Art Redemption and Animals #Danny saw a God who had multiple children bound by Contract and then saw him pull out that same contract while staring at him #He is rightfully scared #I imagine Constantine has tried to get adopted before so he can get in on that Demigod Making Contract #But he doesn't fit the bill for Adoption #Also he's old enough to be Bruce's Dad sooo...#Bruce is only vaguely aware of how his kids managed to Ascend #He doesn't know it was the Adoption Papers that did it #Also his “Adoption Sense” could actually be a legitimate Power of his now that I think about it

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kelpeigh · 13 days ago

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something something Hozier saying "If I wanted to make a fucking pop song, I would." years ago, Too Sweet becoming his first #1, and then he hurriedly releases Nobody's Soldier (anti war-profiteering song) as a palette cleanser

#hozier #I can't remember if he had a quote about releasing Nobody's Soldier as a follow-up explicitly or if I just saw a shitpost about it #too sweet #nobody's soldier #Too Sweet isn't actually a pop-genre song to me but it got very POPular okay #even if it is near-universally misunderstood. cest la vie

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theangelofbrahma · 8 months ago

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shittysawtraps · 1 year ago

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local teen copycat killer starts trapping people so john tracks her down but instead of trapping her he has a long conversation with her about the stresses in her life and how to better cope with them

#saw franchise #shitty saw traps #mod amanda #her: idk it’s just that school is so stressful and nobody treats me well there #john who’s trying so hard to be a good influence to balance out all his murders: have you considered that the world is unfair #and any power that you want you have to take #her: what the fuck man

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latenightsundayblues · 10 months ago

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Fucking love the final flashback montage in saw VI because the way they edited it makes it look like hoffman is pissing directly on an unconscious erickson's bald head