#nobody is safe today
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watch me do nothing on tumblr but bombard people with boops all day today
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xavi + messi x boygenius // mitski
#another sad xavessi post today?? i’ve already had my fill!!!#they were both treated terribly in different ways it’s fascinating how much barca leans into this “mes que un club”#while continuing to treat everyone involved terribly#the idea of barca is so much better than the club in actuality#after what they did to cruyff though of course nobody is safe#but it is really sad how xavi got one of the only good player farewells#and is now being humiliated by the board#i’ll forever remain bitter. not a barcelona friendly blog#anyway working on a post tmrw about messi + barcelona too but more focused on him (as this is a messi blog)#xavessi#web weaving#leo#xavi
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im gonna be honest gang ive been feeling more and more hopeless as of late and seeing everything thats going on both online and in the real world im just like. wow the misery never fucking ends!!!! we live in an actual hell world and its exhausting!! fuck
#I dont feel safe anywhere as a queer poc even around my family cuz ik if they knew about who i really was id probably be on the streets#im never going to feel safe i dont know what to do#and everyone constantly like to remind me of how useless i am i know i cant do anything ithink im just really sick of everything#can someone invent a way to not exist for a temporary amount of time please#i wanna kms without actually kms u get me#like damn. NOBODY wants me here#whatever ill be normal again tomorrow probably idk#we have no food here barely any money to survive i havent even eaten today ill just wait till something happens idk#who cares#nobody cares
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guess whos not going in at all this week, actually
#MY MANAGER EMAILED LIKE 2 HOURS B4 I HAD TO GO IN#she finally changed my schedule (1 day) to the night shift today#(i emailed her to be safe just kinda casually reaffirming im going in at the new time & then asking if any other shifts wanted 2 be changed#bcs that sounds great to me whstever option she goes with#she ignored that question & i get a new email from her asking if i completed a training. lets called it DOC#basically a long time ago she said 'i will send you DOC instructions soon' .. a few days pass and i get three 50 paged packets#one is called NAVIGATING DOC#im like oh ok cool that must be the DOC training shes talking abt bcs the other 2 packets were abt various trainings#NAH BRUH. APPARENTLY THE DAY IM SUPPOSED TO GO IN. SHE MESSAGES ME SOME ENTIRELY ALIEN PROGRAM#and is like 'u completed this right? cus if u didnt u cant come in today.'#LIKE?? MAYBE I WOULDA IF U SENT THE SHIT#but it's also like. dam i shouldve emailed prompting her to send what she said she would n clarifying BUT FUCK#WHY DO I GOTTA?? IM NOT THE MANAGER#she literally told me the name of the program rn thru email so i type it in and see like four hour long modules to complete#mind u i aint never even been informed a WHISPER abt this new program. nothings even labeled DOC TRAINING#but my struggle is. was i notified this?? and i just didnt see??? was i supposed to clarify with her what the DOC training was exactly??#the only thing ive heard abt doc training b4 this is 'i need to send u DOC training soon' in EMAIL. so i expected an alert#abt THE DOC TRAINING... in an EMAIL notification. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS#idk man#i dont even care bro like im busy as hell & the work is just to build clinic hours so i dont care abt the money factor#it's just like. can we get this first day jitters thing over with already?? im so over this bro#yaddayadda i emailed her an apology n ill be on that ASAP shit. but i did let her know i am basically justnnow seeing this site#n if there was any email or notif that couldve/tried to inform me of its existence 2 pls let me know / figure out how to find it#so the issue doesnt occur again & i dont have to keep botherinher which im so srry of bcs med is stress n shes just trying to get by#but still bro im a lil miffed bcs she probably thinks im stupid now and now im wondering if i AM#bcs WDYM ONLINE MODULES. AINT NOBODY SAID SH IT EVEN ABT THE EXISTENCE OF THEM!!! i wouldve pressed harder 4 clarification#if i knew it was an ONLINE MODULE i had to look out for on some randomass site i didnt even know the name of until now#instead of the EMAIL UVE BEEN 'COMMUNICATING' WITH ME ON#ARREGHHHHHHHH IM NOT STUPID. I SWEAR IM NOT STUPID FUCCK MY BAKA LIFE
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"a kiss may be grand"🔒
Written for hollyand (@hollyand-writes) for Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024 (@dasmutquisition)!
When the cat's away and whatnot.
Rating: Explicit
Category: F/M
Relationships: Carver Hawke/Merrill (Dragon Age)
Additional Tags: Dragon Age II - Act 1, Developing Relationship, Miscommunication, Sex Pollen, Aphrodisiacs, Vaginal Sex
Words: 4,078
Collections: Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024
#dragon age ii#da fic#by apples#carver hawke#merrill#carverrill#nobody expects the dragon age smutquisition 2024#not safe for whales#citrus scale: lemon#i had this post queued up and subsequently posted earlier today but then the authors reveals got delayed and i had to delete it lolwhoops
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"memento (mori)" 🔒
Written for SidheLives (@sidhelives) for Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024 (@dasmutquisition)!
King Cailan has a very special request for Duncan's new warden recruit.
Rating: Explicit
Category: F/M
Relationships: Cailan Theirin/Female Warden, Female Surana/Cailan Theirin
Additional Tags: Ostagar (Dragon Age), Fereldan Politics (Dragon Age), political maneuvering, mostly based on my sketchy knowledge of early-modern england tbh, First Kiss, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, attempts at historical dress
Words: 7,060
Chapters: 2/2
Collections: Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024
#dragon age: origins#da fic#by lemon#nobody expects the dragon age smutquisition 2024#cailan theirin#warden surana#i had this post queued up and subsequently posted earlier today but then the authors reveals got delayed and i had to delete it lolwhoops#not safe for whales#citrus scale: lemon
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come to think of it another reason I'm biased towards nine might be because we never reach such beautiful casual queer vibes as the doctor + rose + jack situation again, at least not as far as I've watched. like I'm honestly not that much of a shipper but that kiss scene DOES things to me. and part of that is how loosely defined the relationship seems to be, at least maybe from jack's perspective. I can't rightly say it was wholly romantic in canon, but it sure was something - yes, rose flirted with jack way more than the doctor did when they first met, but the doctor even just being chill about jack kissing him feels significant - and I do love a quasi-romantic loosely-defined Something.
#doctor who#falderal speaks#I have stills from the jack+rose and jack+doctor kisses because I'm. normal about it#and I think we avoid seeing the doctor's face during or right after because they didn't want to shock the viewers too much?#if we don't see the doctor's face or reaction it can be waved off as just a Jack Being Jack thing#and it leaves us this sort of... almost plausible denability almost ambiguity#and again that may just be the vibe jack brings to it#it honestly makes me a little sad that he feels so different in torchwood#because I almost wanna say that pre-torchwood jack is maybe just LIKE this with his close friendships#maybe he comfortably straddles/ignores the line between friendship and romance when that's safe and welcome#(or else just falls into that with rose and the doctor specifically)#and maybe he's just lived through so much by torchwood (or lived so long in such a restrictive culture)#that he just. doesn't do that anymore. can't.#those are my feelings on it at least!#I haven't strayed into the fandom at ALL I just grew up with the show so nobody read this as reacting to any trends in the fandom pls#anyway apparently I'm mostly feral about the relationships I can think about and ship in a queerplatonic way#which will be a surprise to absolutely no-one who knows me from fandom stuff#but I hadn't thought to think about these three that way before. and it's a treat.#drafted last night just posted today#(like this was probably the first queer character and queer kiss I saw on screen and it was a nationally beloved family-friendly show)#(I'm basically obligated not to be normal about it)
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my job sure is testing me this weekend but it’s fine i’m fine
#will i be here like i wanted to be? we’ll see bc i’m fully expecting tomorrow to suck#my manager is super sick and called out today and maybe tomorrow and nobody told me or my coworker 🙃#and tomorrow we got a bath bomb party that i’ll probably have to run by myself 🙃🙃🙃#i’m just very irritated bc there’s other stuff going on too and it’s just a big mess#give me strength bc i’m gonna need it… but for now i’m gonna present some nari fc options 💜#i hope y’all are having good and safe days!!#get ready to ramble | ooc#tw vent
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good morning & happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate! im really thankful for all of you that i get to write with and interact with and the people i get to call my friends! everybody here knows i could go on and on with my thanks so im trying to really keep this short but i have a lot of love and thanks for each of you and it is spilling out constantly. anyways treehouse lane dinner is at 6 so be there or be square 💓🤟
#what’s everyone bringing to the treehouse lane dinner?#i use this holiday as an excuse to a) enjoy food with people I love (the sixth love language) & b) tell people i love them#nobody is safe from a random paragraph message today#so buckle up#rambling nonsense / ooc
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Welcome to my vampire posting I needddd to drink blood or I'm going to Blow Up ouh my godddd . Not even as a sex thing I don't know why I'm putting it Here I'm just hungry :(
#the bloodlust is insatiable today#boy i need you to get ur head in the game this body is Not built for thay you'll get so sick#actually you can mostly safely drink period blood ☝️☝️ aslong as they dont have anything up with their blood . but well#nobodies offering any time soon /silly#“I just need to get over my bloodlust” says the guy who is a vampire. i may be stupid#maybe itll go away in a bit :(
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best part of enjoying ugly/tacky/kitschy things that nobody else likes is that secondhand stores are usually just glad to be rid of those items so they'll give it to me for next to nothing price-wise >:3
one toonie for this and a bag packed full of yarn !!!! :D
#THEYRE SO SILLYYYYY I LOVE THEM#the tall one is a pocket hanger (hanging thing w pockets fjdkl idk what theyre actually called)#and the little guy is one that I'm going to probably fix up and make look nice again !!#im a sucker for anything that looks even vaguely like a pierrot hehe#and i knowwww nobody else will want them so i was like ohhh u gotta come home w me.... i will love u and house u ....#the centre went to a secondhand store today thats a little ways out of town that i never get to go to! very fun :3#AND i wore my mask in the different places we went to even though i was nervous about doing so#and nobody said anything or treated me weirdly for it so yayyy now i know i can do that safely in that social setting :]#pippen needs 2nd breakfast#clowns cw#<- just in case lol idk if anyone actually has issues w them that follows me !
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one word to describe the Australian GP
#lando norris#f1#what was that?!#i’m still processing three red flags in a race#nobody was safe today
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should I sometime share the absolutely out-of-my-mind paranoid drawing I did while I was in the psych ward in October or no
#i made sure nobody else saw it at the time because I was very aware that it would be big warning signs#i was SO paranoid it was so weird bc it was so brief#anyway bc of being randomly reminded of that drawing while cleaning things today im now going to listen to the music that dropped while i#was in and i love because of hte timing - amen by amira#it was like - i was wanting to kill myself but i got a chance to Get A Break. and this song makes me feel safe#i don't listen to it often to make it keep that feeling
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oh man. i am so......... i will vent in the tags
#my dog was put to rest today. it was tough. but i got most of my sadness out of the way yesterday.#after that#a random ass dog came into our yard and starting being aggressive and growling and barking#and we have an outdoor cat and chickens#he was being nice for a bit but got mad again and i got so mad at him after he bit at my rooster.#he turned out to be okay but i am so pissed#animal control was called. we stood outside for a solid hour waiting on them. we saw them drive past our house#they did not stop to help us#this dog is harrassing everyone in the neighborhood and we are all so tired#we took our cat in the house. the chickens are in the coop now.#so theyre safe#but somebody has to come get this stupid dog#god i hate the government. emergency services are total ass and balls. nobody ever fucking shows up when you need them#weve had problems with animal control refusing to come out and help us when a big dog was harrassing our dog#and when they finally did show up after we begged them they were being assholes and acting like the stray was our pet we just wanted rid of#and this time they just dont show up at all#after calling us to tell us they were on their way. been hours now#i am so exhausted#and now i have to take a test for a class i really want to pass but i always do horrible on the tests. and i am just so so exhausted#feel awful right now.#aguuughghhh#delete later#.txt
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Very homophobic of my period to start on the first day of pride month
#fucking cramps#I usually don’t get cramps so like when I got them today I just straight up laid down and stared at my tv for little bit#(btw the tv was playing YOU for background noise i wasn’t just like staring at a blank tv)#and then I took a nap#that added with it being an ‘if I leave my room at all I will disintegrate’ neurodivergent day#safe to say today wasn’t much fun#but hey. rise of the pink ladies finale#nobody cares maddy#maddy says dumb stuff and no one listens#tw cursing#cw cursing#tw all caps#cw all caps
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just finished yakuza 0…
#flashing.#well not Technically. i beat the game like three times and it kept crashing at the credits so im giving up for today :thumbsup: but i saw#the post credit scene. with makoto and the watch😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 im fucking killing myself ... the fact that majima just had 2 give everything#up. literally everybody who cared or interacted with him died in some way and its like. 😟😟 bro what the fuck...#i understand why he felt some typa way toward sagawa and makoto but i feel like they could've done a little bit more with nishitani...#i liked his character though so i GUESS they've done their job but. i wouldve loved having more scenes w/ majima & nishitani before he die#yakuza 0 REALLY loves killing its characters though. nobody was fucking safe!! fuckin tachibana oda nishitani sagawa awano... FUCKING LEE..#i LOVEDDD nishiki though. every emotional scene he was in just slayed so hard. literally stole the show..#the scene in the forest where he tried to spare kiryu and the scene on the boat where he said that he wanted to cross the line together.#NISHIKIYAMA AKIRA YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!#the ending part where they tell everybody's futures really worried me though.. like 😟😟😟 what do you mean nishiki changes. what happened..#when i first saw that i instantly thought about the cliche in black movies where they tell every1's future at the end 😭😭#OVERALL. I REALLY REALLY ENJOYED THE GAME!!!! it wasnt too hard maybe a little bit easy toward the end but such a lovely cast of characters#& the substories and things you could do in sotenbori & kamurocho is really fun ^___^#after i try and Officially beat the game i wanna try and 100% everything.. i might not do Everything but most of it i wanna do#like the five billionaires/stars storylines & stuff... but thats if i can even officially complete the game...#oh god such long tags. anyway.#canon that majima has legendary pussy#95
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