#nobody is safe today
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metal-mouse · 7 months ago
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watch me do nothing on tumblr but bombard people with boops all day today
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cat-edible · 9 days ago
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Mmeowwww owed for itsbuttonsandbows on Toyhouse.......
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dilfssi · 6 months ago
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xavi + messi x boygenius // mitski
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jrueships · 3 months ago
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guess whos not going in at all this week, actually
#MY MANAGER EMAILED LIKE 2 HOURS B4 I HAD TO GO IN#she finally changed my schedule (1 day) to the night shift today#(i emailed her to be safe just kinda casually reaffirming im going in at the new time & then asking if any other shifts wanted 2 be changed#bcs that sounds great to me whstever option she goes with#she ignored that question & i get a new email from her asking if i completed a training. lets called it DOC#basically a long time ago she said 'i will send you DOC instructions soon' .. a few days pass and i get three 50 paged packets#one is called NAVIGATING DOC#im like oh ok cool that must be the DOC training shes talking abt bcs the other 2 packets were abt various trainings#NAH BRUH. APPARENTLY THE DAY IM SUPPOSED TO GO IN. SHE MESSAGES ME SOME ENTIRELY ALIEN PROGRAM#and is like 'u completed this right? cus if u didnt u cant come in today.'#LIKE?? MAYBE I WOULDA IF U SENT THE SHIT#but it's also like. dam i shouldve emailed prompting her to send what she said she would n clarifying BUT FUCK#WHY DO I GOTTA?? IM NOT THE MANAGER#she literally told me the name of the program rn thru email so i type it in and see like four hour long modules to complete#mind u i aint never even been informed a WHISPER abt this new program. nothings even labeled DOC TRAINING#but my struggle is. was i notified this?? and i just didnt see??? was i supposed to clarify with her what the DOC training was exactly??#the only thing ive heard abt doc training b4 this is 'i need to send u DOC training soon' in EMAIL. so i expected an alert#abt THE DOC TRAINING... in an EMAIL notification. WHAT THE HELL IS THIS#idk man#i dont even care bro like im busy as hell & the work is just to build clinic hours so i dont care abt the money factor#it's just like. can we get this first day jitters thing over with already?? im so over this bro#yaddayadda i emailed her an apology n ill be on that ASAP shit. but i did let her know i am basically justnnow seeing this site#n if there was any email or notif that couldve/tried to inform me of its existence 2 pls let me know / figure out how to find it#so the issue doesnt occur again & i dont have to keep botherinher which im so srry of bcs med is stress n shes just trying to get by#but still bro im a lil miffed bcs she probably thinks im stupid now and now im wondering if i AM#bcs WDYM ONLINE MODULES. AINT NOBODY SAID SH IT EVEN ABT THE EXISTENCE OF THEM!!! i wouldve pressed harder 4 clarification#if i knew it was an ONLINE MODULE i had to look out for on some randomass site i didnt even know the name of until now#instead of the EMAIL UVE BEEN 'COMMUNICATING' WITH ME ON#ARREGHHHHHHHH IM NOT STUPID. I SWEAR IM NOT STUPID FUCCK MY BAKA LIFE
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superbellsubways · 9 months ago
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im gonna be honest gang ive been feeling more and more hopeless as of late and seeing everything thats going on both online and in the real world im just like. wow the misery never fucking ends!!!! we live in an actual hell world and its exhausting!! fuck
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aces-to-apples · 8 months ago
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"a kiss may be grand"🔒
Written for hollyand (@hollyand-writes) for Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024 (@dasmutquisition)!
When the cat's away and whatnot.
Rating: Explicit Category: F/M Relationships: Carver Hawke/Merrill (Dragon Age) Additional Tags: Dragon Age II - Act 1, Developing Relationship, Miscommunication, Sex Pollen, Aphrodisiacs, Vaginal Sex Words: 4,078 Collections: Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024
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sourfacedlemon · 8 months ago
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"memento (mori)" 🔒
Written for SidheLives (@sidhelives) for Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024 (@dasmutquisition)!
King Cailan has a very special request for Duncan's new warden recruit.
Rating: Explicit Category: F/M Relationships: Cailan Theirin/Female Warden, Female Surana/Cailan Theirin Additional Tags: Ostagar (Dragon Age), Fereldan Politics (Dragon Age), political maneuvering, mostly based on my sketchy knowledge of early-modern england tbh, First Kiss, Oral Sex, Vaginal Fingering, attempts at historical dress Words: 7,060 Chapters: 2/2 Collections: Nobody Expects the Dragon Age Smutquisition 2024
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falderaletcetera · 1 year ago
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come to think of it another reason I'm biased towards nine might be because we never reach such beautiful casual queer vibes as the doctor + rose + jack situation again, at least not as far as I've watched. like I'm honestly not that much of a shipper but that kiss scene DOES things to me. and part of that is how loosely defined the relationship seems to be, at least maybe from jack's perspective. I can't rightly say it was wholly romantic in canon, but it sure was something - yes, rose flirted with jack way more than the doctor did when they first met, but the doctor even just being chill about jack kissing him feels significant - and I do love a quasi-romantic loosely-defined Something.
#doctor who#falderal speaks#I have stills from the jack+rose and jack+doctor kisses because I'm. normal about it#and I think we avoid seeing the doctor's face during or right after because they didn't want to shock the viewers too much?#if we don't see the doctor's face or reaction it can be waved off as just a Jack Being Jack thing#and it leaves us this sort of... almost plausible denability almost ambiguity#and again that may just be the vibe jack brings to it#it honestly makes me a little sad that he feels so different in torchwood#because I almost wanna say that pre-torchwood jack is maybe just LIKE this with his close friendships#maybe he comfortably straddles/ignores the line between friendship and romance when that's safe and welcome#(or else just falls into that with rose and the doctor specifically)#and maybe he's just lived through so much by torchwood (or lived so long in such a restrictive culture)#that he just. doesn't do that anymore. can't.#those are my feelings on it at least!#I haven't strayed into the fandom at ALL I just grew up with the show so nobody read this as reacting to any trends in the fandom pls#anyway apparently I'm mostly feral about the relationships I can think about and ship in a queerplatonic way#which will be a surprise to absolutely no-one who knows me from fandom stuff#but I hadn't thought to think about these three that way before. and it's a treat.#drafted last night just posted today#(like this was probably the first queer character and queer kiss I saw on screen and it was a nationally beloved family-friendly show)#(I'm basically obligated not to be normal about it)
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nomoremrnicefag · 14 days ago
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it is always so wild to me when cis people try to get me to shit talk non binary identities with them just because I present to them as a binary trans guy bc I will always defend them and whatever those fuckers have deemed as the "weird identity" this time. nothing about me gives off the vibe that a) i would ever feel the need to grift for cis approval and b)that I would ever give cis people the opportunity to talk badly about non binary people with a transgender pat on the back from me, just because they didn't follow the exact same path as I did. its stupid as hell and I sympathize with any non binary person that has the misfortune of crossing their path
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tvrningout · 10 months ago
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my job sure is testing me this weekend but it’s fine i’m fine
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planetarythorns · 1 month ago
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Nobody talk to me about Rui bloomfes or cbdb alt I will scream
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arachnidiots-a · 1 year ago
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good morning & happy thanksgiving to those that celebrate! im really thankful for all of you that i get to write with and interact with and the people i get to call my friends! everybody here knows i could go on and on with my thanks so im trying to really keep this short but i have a lot of love and thanks for each of you and it is spilling out constantly. anyways treehouse lane dinner is at 6 so be there or be square 💓🤟
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dishewashersalmon · 4 months ago
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Welcome to my vampire posting I needddd to drink blood or I'm going to Blow Up ouh my godddd . Not even as a sex thing I don't know why I'm putting it Here I'm just hungry :(
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piplupod · 4 months ago
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best part of enjoying ugly/tacky/kitschy things that nobody else likes is that secondhand stores are usually just glad to be rid of those items so they'll give it to me for next to nothing price-wise >:3
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one toonie for this and a bag packed full of yarn !!!! :D
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gabriel19900 · 2 years ago
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one word to describe the Australian GP
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should I sometime share the absolutely out-of-my-mind paranoid drawing I did while I was in the psych ward in October or no
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