#nobody hates chloe lmao

[chocoplagg]

BEST friends!

Alt version.

[blackmagickwolf]

in honor of the new LiS game coming out i think it's time for me to actually yell into the void my LiS Amphibia AU idea, bc fuck yes

okay so, it WOULD be easy to place Marcy in Max's place bc she moves away and Sasha in Chloe's bc rebel punk and all that... but we're NOT DOING THAT

HERE we're placing Marcy in Chloe's place, having been the one "left behind" and Anne being the one that moves away. That leaves us with Sasha. Sasha here is... (drumroll) Rachel Amber. DUN DUN DUN

SHE DOESN'T DIE THO! NOT IN THIS AU SHE DOESN'T!! NOBODY DIES!! (just some people that do need to die, but not our main girlies)

these dynamics would be SO tasty to explore mostly bc we have an angry, spiteful, defiant, punk-rock Marcy. instead of Joyce and David it would be Olivia and Yunan, and they're at their wits end (lmao) bc even tho Marcy's... behavioural issues are at the forefront of things with her most of the time, she actually never stopped appliying herself with school. if that, she actually became more applied (her escapism here is of course still her games and books, but also her schoolwork, bc then it means she gets to leave, and if Anne ever comes back and she's not there? well, it wasn't her fault now, was it?). in Blackwell Academy she would be focusing on digital art, for her webcomic.

Sasha as Rachel Amber i feel it doesn't really need to be changed a lot lmao. her dad is rich and her mom walked out and that ofc gave her ✨issues✨, and so one day she finds Marcy, maybe at the junkyard while they're both separetly trying to do some mischif (Sasha doing graffiti, Marcy chucking things into a fire) and they bond over her woes and the like. at Blackwell she would be focusing on music, writing and composition.

Now for Anne! i feel like she would want to go to Blackwell mostly so she could see Marcy again. those years she spent away she did make friends, but those friends weren't Marcy. she started to take up photografy bc she "wanted to show Marcy all the new things and places they could go when/if Marcy visited", and obviously that never happened but she ended up liking the hobby enough that she started to go pro, tho she likes using analog cameras the most. she's like her show self in the way that she's just adrift in life, her only real goal being seeing Marcy again, so she tells her parents she want's to study photografy and of course Blackwell is the best choise.

everyone is like their S1 selves personality wise at the beginning, but the inminent threat of the end of the world and time and space just fucking collapsing make them have their character arcs in speedrun lmao.

IT'S SASHANNARCY!!! and it's such a clusterfuck 💖

Marcanne love eachother v much but Marcy has now abandonment and anger issues to deal with while also wanting to hold Anne and never letting her go again, and Anne just feels so guitly for practically ghosting her childhood best friend, so they're walking on eggshels the most of the time.

Sasharcy truly try to bring the best in eachother, but end up bringing up the worst most of the time. they enable eachother a lot, but sometimes (just some) they do get the emotional mature brain cell enought to not just fall to pieces bc they love eachother so much they'd to several legally and morally questinable things for the other.

Sashanne, oof. Sasha wants to hate Anne. that's the person that caused Marcy so much hurt! but she just... can't. she is absolutely smitten and whipped for Anne (for Marcy too, but in a different way) and feels guilty about it bc she feels like she's betraying Marcy by not hating her. and Anne for her part at first feels jelous and intimidated by how strong of a bond Sasharcy have, and kinda doesn't like Sasha for her Head Bitch In Charge attitude/persona she puts at school, but THEN she sees her defending Kate (she's staying there as a character) from Victoria (she's also staying as a character), and sees her in a different light.

Sasha and Anne would see eachother more frecuently at first bc they're both in the dorms and Marcy isn't (but she stays over visits so much she might as well be. the dorm sign says SASHA in big bold letters and at the bottom theres a little "and Mar-Mar" added), but they all meet for the first time (as in Sasha and Anne meet eachother and Marcy and Anne see eachother again after years) in the dorms a few days before classes start, and just a couple of days after the move-in day (i feel i need to disclose that i am not a USA citizen so i have 0 idea how dorms work) enough that everyone is fresh in the dorm but Anne's parents are not there anymore.

I just have such the strong visuals of Sasha lounging on her bed either reading or on her phone, the door is open, Marcy is sitting like a gremlin on the little desk chair (you know, the ones with lil wheels) playing some game on her switch and she wants to show Sasha something, so she kicks the chair around so it moves and turns so she can show her something on the screen.

meanwhile Anne started to hang out with some of the girls and maybe Kate invites her out for tea or someone else invites her out of the dorm, and on her way almost out she passes by an open door and just hears

"Sashy!! look! godamnit you GOTTA look at this!!" followed by someone else's laugh

and she goes COLD. bc she knows that voice. it's been years and she will never forget that voice. so she literally backpedals and sees Marcy and a blonde girl she doesn't know. and can only say

"...Marcy?" still as a fucking statue and almost in shock

and Marcy, who was mid leaning in the chair trying to show some horny character design (she was playing Hades in her switch, i have just decided) to Sasha for them to joke about, just fucking freezes and as consequense just crashes in the fucking chair. Sasha catches her before she hits the ground tho, and is so focused on Marcy that doesn't even notice some is at her door until Marcy speaks

"...Anne??" and she sounds so incredulous that Anne is kinda hurt. Marcy for her part, thinks she's got a concussion, bc there is no way that Anne Boonchuy is right there, in Arcadia Bay and more importantly in Blackwell Academy.

at the moment of the fall anne also reacted but a bit slower than Sasha, so she's left with literally just a foot at the door and an arm mid reach motion. Sasha is confused as fuck and looking between Marcy and Anne as she connects the dots, dawning realisation making a tension so thick like a boba pear stuck on a straw. Anne then is about to talk when

"Anne! hurry or we'll miss the bus!" and the tension is broken. Anne backtracks out of the room and turns to the person calling and to Marcy in quick succession

"I-?... you??...gonna- later!" and runs away, following the calling friend "I'm coming!!"

Marcy proceeds to have a slight breakdown and ends up falling asleep with Sasha hugging her. that's the first time she stays the night in Sasha's dorm (the first of many)

by the time Anne comes back to the dorms, the door is closed.

[zalrb]

Did you ever read those sweet valley high books,

If the answer is no, I just wanted to ask aside from Harry Potter, what were your fav book series when you were a kid/your early teens

I read them as a small child so I don't really remember much of them and there was also a show I kinda watched but again, I don't remember too much of that either.

Books I read as a preteen/teen. I mean, I was reading Toni Morrison and Jamaica Kincaid etc. since I was a kid because I would just pull things down from my mother's bookshelf but for more YA stuff, it's funny that we sort of have been speaking about Gossip Girl because while everyone was reading Gossip Girl, I was reading The A-List and nobody I knew was reading these books and I was just like idk, I can't get into Gossip Girl.

I read The Gemma Doyle trilogy, no one I knew was reading that

Same with the Pellinor series

and The Oran Trilogy

but I read a lot of urban fiction that my mom had to order from the States for me, which was partly awkward and partly funny because these booktok girlies think they know spice, HA, but like I don't remember many of the titles and the publishers that I got the books from, a lot of them are probably defunct or absorbed or something so a few of them were like,

oh, right, I feel like I read some Sarah Dessen

oh, as a kid I LOVED the Samurai Girl series and hated how it ended, I'm still bitter

I did read the LOTR trilogy

And of course, there's Narnia

I also read a lot of novelizations of television shows, mostly if I was stuck in the library so I read, like, Charmed, and there were also a lot of books I started in the library or in the bookstore that I didn't really care to finish, like The Nine Lives of Chloe King series

or The Uglies series

Books I read when I was a child-child, like a small child were a cross between English books and books translated into French because my mother hoped for a bilingual child, like there are some books I didn't realize were actually English until I was older like Captain Underpants, lmao but some books I really enjoyed as a kid were the Royal Diaries series, I didn't read them all just the ones featuring WoC lmao

and the Addy series, which again had to be ordered from the States

[floridazcrazy]

Things ive noticed playing life is strange as a 18 year old who knows random spoilers and has never played past the demo. Kinda notes…

Chrystalis:

I would've joined the vortex club so fast

The way Rachel Amber is such a big part of the game even though shes missing (dead) is insane. Like shes literally everywhere

Mr. Jefferson talks about how he can frame anyone in the class at their darkest points and vice versa (foreshadowing chat) (PEDO)

Victoria is all over jefferson, though he doesn’t seem to be reciprocating. I have no idea if they do “anything” tho-

Mr. Jefferson is actually so annoying and patronizing its insane. How tf everyone likes him idk? he literally went on a whole tangent bc Max took a selfie… and the fact that he was so smug to metaphorically pop the kids bubbles by informing them that they weren’t the only people to take selfies. (like they faces killing me why nobody gaf)

Max absolutely refusing to acknowledge Warrens feelings for her even though she and everyone else can see them. Like when Juliet brings up the folder made just for Max on Warrens drive and she just pointedly downplays/dismisses its meaning. Ughh its so good.

Now why was Brooke such a bitch w/ the drone for no reason at first, if that were me I would’ve said some slick ish right back and ruined our relationship for the rest of the year or smth. Like we get it you like Warren or you’re a lesbian cant decide..

Max is a smidgen (fuck ton) biased toward other characters it seems, especially if they’re “popular”. Her internal dialogue lowkey be taking me aback at times LMAO

Dana having to remind Max that even if her and Juliet are in the Vortex club that doesn’t mean they’re friends w/ Victoria. Which I thought was common sense but made me feel as though as though Max misses a lot of obvious/hidden social cues about stuff like this due to her natural biases towards more “popular” students.

Max is such a little quippy asshole. I luve her so much

Her dislike of the vortex club and certain members believes me to think she would hate Greek life in college

The way everyone dresses and talks is actually so early 2010s its insane when I played the demo when the game first dropped I thought everyone looked so cool! Now its just making me nostalgic

Every playthrough best believe that im gonna take a picture of Victoria Chase covered in paint lol

Max keeps mentioning on how Warren is such a good friend to her; nah baby he trynna FUCK or smth like that

The photo that Max has (dorm room) from the hockey game was taken during warmups you can tell bc of the player behind her stretching

Once again Max’s casual dismissal of warrens feelings x2 in the parking lot. Casually saying Warren always wants her attention offhandly (liken his feelings to a puppy) and not accepting bis hug. How the actual hell did I miss all of this all those other times playing the demo

Why was the guy that Chloe owed money to in the schools parking lot?

When Chloes driving and we just get this beautiful cinematic shot of her. The way the camera slowly traces her arms tattoos and bracelets then the slow pan up to her face in the very beginnings of the sunset. XD Ma Caufield ik what u are

When Chloe talks about how Max doesn’t use the sad excuses w/ Jefferson so not use them w/ her. I wanted to scream that she does!

Max not reaching out to Chloe whilst in Seattle was lowkey real af. At first you just don’t get around to contacting them back and by the time you feel ready to do its been so long that you’re afraid to reach out again. So the cycle repeats

Chloes tender voice when she asks Max to tell her everything

THE CONFEDERATE FLAG MAX DREW FOR CHLOES STEPDAD IN HER JOURNAL! NIGGA WHAT

[uglyduckling339]

KY'S LIFE IS STRANGE DOUBLE EXPOSURE NONSENSE LIVEBLOG: The Tutorial

(spoilers under cut) (do not take this seriously lmfao this is me basically talking to myself) (this will make ZERO sense without playing the game or watching it btw)

um.. where do i start

firstly that fucking qr code is rhe genuine bane of my existance. i spent 7 minutes tryna get it to work for basically nothing.

also !! the settings menu was hella fucking confusing and i got lost tryna change the captions (skill issue on my part ngl)

anyways so intro to the game: music was ass and i was confused why the door was being shook so gently until Max Fucking Caulfield wandered in😭 10/10 shock value worked tho cuz i didnt think that she was breaking into a broken room until her face appeared on screen

Safi is very cutesy in both a physical manner and a personality manner but her jokes are so hit or miss lmao

Max caulfield stealing that toy and joking abt stealing stuff??? talk abt character growth

i fucking HATE THE NEW CAMERA ARGGGGGGGG i keep fucking up my pics

Hot take i think safi and max are equally sexy in this new game GOD DAMNN

nvm maybe not equal. i'd let safi hit so fast tbh ("boss"??)

ALSO !! HER REWIND GETTING REMOVED POST-STORM IS CANON !!!! *

i've been saying this since the trailers but max's voice sounds so fucking weird in this (and yeah ik its not THAT diff from the og voice, but something abt it is irking me and idk what) (no hate to hannah telle)

nobody:

this game: fun fact !! safi's mom is the principal of the school! her mom! safi's mother! mom! mother! safi's ! principal !

god shut the fuck up i get it bro

FLASHBACK SCENEE

Ik its not just me who thinks this but istg they musta refilmed these scenes cuz chloe and max both sound hella odd (maybe i am trippin tho)

CHLOE! HAUNTING! THE! NARRATIVE!

smooth cut between chloe and safi's voice 10/10

i know the fandom is gonna be in fucking shambles over those choices so i'm holding my opinions off until i form a bigger analysis on it

I don't hate Amanda but i do hate rhat the game is pushing her on us so hard **

Also reminder to check yalls texts!! theres no journal but half of the shit i've seen complanted abt is referenced in the texts/posts

Chloe and Max having issues long before rhe breakup is so nice to see tbh. i'm glad it wasn't just a one comment plot choice.

also the issues primarily stemming from Max's trauma and her need to run is so good i can't wait to yap abt it

god off topic i am fucking DREADING the fandom. im so worried abt us tbh

okay back to the game, I think Amanda is really nice but I'm not gonna romance her day one cuz idk how to feel abt her yet

okay theory time! i think if chloe was actually IN the game, she'd be with a band in the Turtle bar. seen in the pink twitter, chloe "performs". i think she'd totes pull up at perform at the bar (once again im not saying if i think its very likely or nah but its a cool idea at least)

ALSO VICTORIA CHASE IS ALIVE :DDD AND BESTIES WITH CHLOE???

i'm only using pink twitter to watch Chloe and Vic ngl idgaf abt nun u other hoes

did u all a HUGE favor and tested rhe other option w rhe bottle cap.

on that note do the candy not the bag

shit like ts makes me miss rewind :(

animal symbolism my beloved

i think thats all? OH WAIT okay so i actually love safi. she's so weird and cringe but in a subsitute teacher way. it's a vibe and i would romance her w Max if i was given a choice (im gonna get hate mail again for rhat comment arent i 💀😭)

so far i really don't hate rhe game. it's glitchy in ways rhat for 80$ it shouldn't be but so far i've only had one actual issue so i'm not too pressed abt it. (for me, Safi keeps jumping between visible and invisible during cut scenes.)

I think the in game music is fire, but the actual "songs" aren't allthat good. tbh tho thats a personal opinion lmfao

[dykexenomorph]

FOR the fandom ask, Baldirs gate 2 and 3, Fallout 4, Scarlet Hollow, and LIS (any of them)!!

YAY! YAY! HURRAY!!! (answers under tha cut just so this doesn't get too long </3)

FANDOM ASK GAME

bg2/3 (assuming u meant bg1 and not 2?): fave male chara: for 3 its wyll and minsc and for 1 its EASILY khalid (i am looking AWAY from bg2) fave female chara: MINTHARA THEY COULD NEVER MAKE ME HATE U!!!!! (also isobel thorm <3). as for bg1 i haven't met everyone yet, but neera and dynaheir are my favorites by FAR least favorite chara: i dont really have one for either? i guess halsin for bg3 on account of him being a bit boring? or maybe raphael on account of him being annoying as HELL!!!!! fave ship: basic answer for bg1, but dynaheir/minsc is EVERYTHING TO ME. for bg3 i LOVE shadowheart/alyin/isobel, they're everything to me fave friendship: maybe an odd answer for 3 but i like the thought of isobel and jaheria being good friends!! for bg1 i like the thought of imogen and khalid being close :3 fave quote: literally any minsc line. name a minsc line and its my favorite. for BOTH games. worst chara death: KHALID AND DYNAHEIR I WILL AVENGE U 😭😭😭 (i dont rlly have an answer for 3? killing ketheric always feels bad tho) fave/happiest moment: for both games its finding minsc LMAO. i love him so much its unreal :( saddest moment: again im still early game for bg1 so i cant answer this, but bg3 is probably the karlach gortash scene i was talking about? maybe also the scene you get with astarion post-killing cazador. fave location: for bg3 i actually LOVE the shadow-cursed lands. act 2 is my favorite act by far. not sure what it'd be for bg1, but i can tell u for a FACT its not baldurs gate. that city is a complete NIGHTMARE to navigate in the first game, i hate it badly.

FO4: fave male chara: hard choice, but probably a tie between nick and x6? prestons pretty high on the list as well. (high-rise too. i dont care if hes only around for 5 mins nobody else knows him like i do!!!) fave female chara: PIPER AND DESDEMONA I LOVE U FOREVER!!!! (cait and glory are also extremely close seconds) least fave chara: danse.................god. god. fave ship: mann this is SUCH an odd answer but i love x6/curie :( fave friendship: CAIT AND PRESTON!!!! they're extremely close and u will NOT convince me otherwise fave quote: "can u say that like frankenstein?? IGGGORRR!! FETCH ME THE BRAINNNN...........sorry :(" worst chara death: glory's death was SOO unneeded and dumb, it enrages me fave/happiest moment: the FULL question is which moment makes me the happiest, which is EASILY when u get to team up w glory for memory interrupted :3 saddest moment: if u couldnt tell the railroad is my favorite part of this game. of COURSE im gonna say glory's death fave location: again. i hyperfixated on the railroad for 5 years. im OBVIOUSLY gonna say the railroad hq. (i also enjoy far harbor!!)

LIFE IS STRANGE (gonna just say the series as a whole cuz im indecisive) fave male chara: SEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fave female chara: i hate to only answer w the protags for these but i obviously HAVE to say max and alex. ESP alex, i love her sm :( least fave chara: skipping the obvious answers to say warren.....a character being slightly annoying to me is worse than literally anything else they could possibly do LMAO fave ship: im a rachel/chloe/max truther <3 fave friendship: again, IGNORING (most of) the obvious answers, i really liked sean and lyla's friendship, i wish we got to see more of them :( fave quote: ready for tha mosh pit shakabrah.................. worst chara death: MUSHROOM </3 (real answer is gabe. obviously all of the major chara deaths make me sad but smth about gabes just hits hard for me) fave/happiest moment: I LOVE THE DND RP IN TRUE COLORS SO MUCH ITS UNREAL, the entire UI changing to make u feel more immersed is soo good augh saddest moment: mann its SUCH a basic answer but finally finding rachel always makes me cry :( (esteban's death at the start of lis2 is also pretty high on the list to me) fave location: THE TWO WHALES DINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i also really enjoy the camp u stay at in lis2 with finn and cassidy

(PLEASE forgive me for skipping scarlet hollow, i dont feel like i know it enough to have good answers for most of the prompts. i WILL say tho that kaneeka is my favorite chara of all time and tht nobody else knows her like i do tho!!!!! also FUCK sybil!!!!)

[funkbianmoved-blog]

my dad yells at people for petty ass reasons like its his JOB (rambling in tags beware hsbrndf)

[untilwedont]

hii can you do angst nathan drake x male reader like the (m!) reader thought that nathan cheating w him w chole? and one day or night the (m!) reader finds then in the hotel like making love yk what i mean and can you make this a song fic and the song called reckless by madison beer , tysm i love ur fics <33

Trust My Gut

Pairings: Nathan Drake x Male!Reader

Genre; Angst

Warnings: None-happy ending, cheating!nathan, heartbroken!reader

A/N: Just an FYI I haven't watched uncharted so I know nothing abt the characters nor' the plot lmao

Reckless - Madison Beer

Hey, this is a story I hate And telling it might make me break But I'll tell it anyway

M/N had a small feeling Nathan had been cheating on him with Chloe. The late nights he'd come home, with no explanation as to why. The times M/N would ask him, Nathan would shrug it off and tell him excuses that were obvious lies. Still, M/N believed them. Maybe it was the fact that he couldn't bear to see Nathan out of his life... he loved him too much.

Yet, that small feeling in the pit of his stomach was telling him otherwise. When Nathan first met Chloe, there was an instant spark between them. It felt like his attention completely shifted from M/N to her. Always her. She was the first option, not him. Still, M/N's heart told him to stay with Nathan.

This chapter's about How you said there was nobody else

"Is there someone else I don't know about, Nath? Is it Chloe?" There seemed to be ongoing arguments between M/N and Nathan, regarding the people he was seeing. "No M/N! How many times to do I need to tell you?! There's no one else. No one. I only have my eyes for you her."

M/N always believed his lies, whether he wanted to or not. The arguments between them would last range from 3-4 hours before M/N would finally give up.

Then you got up and went to her house You guys always left me out

Every fight. Every argument between M/N and Nathan would end with Nathan going to Chloe's. He wouldn't come back until the next morning.. or even later than that. It always pained M/N to see him leave, but he never understood why he stayed. Why he stayed in such a toxic relationship.

It wasn't until a recent trip that M/N, Nathan, and Chloe went on, when they both showed their true colors. Every restaurant, every activity, they always left M/N out. Right in front of his face.

I still have the letter you wrote When you told me that I was the only girl

It was the first few months of M/N and Nathan's relationship. Toxic-free, they loved each other deeply. They did everything together, it was practically them against the world.

When M/N found a letter on his bed from Nathan, his heart fluttered and he couldn't help but smile. It was a love letter. A letter letting him know he was the only one. Truly, the only one he had eyes for.

Oh, what went wrong?

You'd ever want in your life I guess my friends were right

Everyone one of M/N's friends knew about his relationship. About how toxic it was. Everytime he was warned by his friends, he'd always shrug it off and tell them it was no big deal.

It wasn't until one night. One night where M/N's heart would be shattered forever.

Each day goes by and each night, I cry Somebody saw you with her last night

M/N woke up in an empty bed. Nathan wasn't sleeping next to him. Infact, he was nowhere to be seen. "Nathan?" M/N quietly called out, getting out of bed. M/N thought for a second before he realized where he may be. Luckily, there was an extra keycard for her hotel room.

When he got to her room, he could hear faint moans and grunts from inside the room. M/N stood in front of the door for a second, the feeling of fear slowly clawing it's way inside him. Surely it was a misunderstanding, right?

M/N shakily placed the keycard infront of the door. When it unlocked, he closed his eyes and prepared for the worst. He opened the door. Fear no longer attempted to claw it's way inside him. No, instead M/N was overcome by a wave of hurt and pain.

His eyes widened as he saw a very much naked Nathan and Chloe. Chloe quickly got off of Nathan when she noticed M/N, covering herself as well as Nathan with the blankets.

You gave me your word, "Don't worry 'bout her" You might love her now, but you loved me first Said you'd never hurt me, but here we are

"M/N, M/N, it's not what it looks like!" Nathan quietly yelled. M/N's mouth was opened, but no words to come out. The only thing coming out was his tears.

"Shit!" Nathan quietly yelled, getting out of the bed to go towards M/N. He attempted to place his hand on M/N's shoulder, but he quickly smacked it off. "Don't fucking touch me!" M/N yelled. He didn't care if he woke the whole hotel up. He was heartbroken.

"M/N.. I-.." Nathan attempted to speak, but he couldn't process any words to make up an excuse. No excuse could save him now. "Two years down the drain, Nathan. I hope you both go to hell."

M/N ran back to the room him and Nathan were staying in, locking the door. Tears poured out his eyes as he slid down the door.

He remained crying the whole night, not even allowing Nathan into the hotel room.

Nathan..

How could you be so reckless with my heart?

[annieshowell]

🍦📺🍿📚 for all of strangetown (you can include the psp characters if you want too)

YAY THANK YOU im not going to do the psp characters cause it's going to be very very very long lmaoo but lets go

🍦: Ice-cream Flavour

curious brothers: hmm pascal and vidcund likes vanilla and lazlo likes weird flavors extremely colorful and he sure puts bacon in his ice cream

olive and ophelia: olive likes pistache and ophelia's fav is neapolitan

beakers and nervous: circe hates ice cream and loki's fav is chocolate, nervous has a taste similar to lazlo's, so weird ice cream flavors for him too

grunts: buzz doesn't look like someone who has a fav ice cream flavor, tank likes vanilla, ripp likes chocolate mint (my fav btw) and buck likes chocolate

smiths: pt9 likes all flavors, if he goes to an ice cream shop he will order a little of each, jenny likes the chocolate with peanut ones, johnny likes those chocolate chip ice creams and jill likes the bubblegum flavor

singles and loner: chloe likes chocolate mint, lola, kristen and ajay likes vanilla and erin likes strawberry

📺: TV Show they like to watch

curious brothers: they sure watch star trek and stuff and also documentaries about aliens and conspiracy theories like those history channel shows

olive and ophelia: olive doesn't like to watch tv, and about ophelia well if we are in 2004 she would definitely watch those mtv music video shows but currently she must watch netflix series and those things that teenagers watch idk

beakers: circe and loki only watch the news and nervous doesn't really like watching tv either

grunts: buzz only watch the news and also sports games, tank would secretly watch mtv shows and dance to all the songs too but he would try to convince people that he thinks that cringe, ripp is the same thing as ophelia but he also likes to watches some cartoons like steve universe and usually he watches with buck

smiths: pt9 likes to watch soap opera he finds it super interesting and for him it's a very smart way to analyze the sims behaviour so sometimes he starts acting like some characters for his "disguise" look more realistic, jenny likes watch with him, but her favorite shows are the gossip shows, johnny is the same thing as ophelia and ripp, but i add sports programs and also animes like haikyuu and stuff, jill likes cartoons and magical girls animes

singles and loner: the four singles like to marathon together celebrity shows like the kardashians show (which in the sims universe is about the pleasants of course) and ajay likes investigative documentaries about criminal cases and stuff

🍿: Movies they like to watch

curious: obviously star wars, star trek and other sci-fi stuff lmao

ophelia: since olive doesn't watch tv i'll skip to ophelia, she likes to watch cute movies that distract her from the ghosts of the house, especially the studio ghibli ones

beakers: loki likes romantic comedies but he pretends he doesn't, circe likes those cult movies where nobody understands anything and nothing makes sense, and nervous likes horror movies, i mean, he only saw a few of the times he snuck out to spend some time with pascal, but he genuinely doesn't feel an ounce of fear (while pascal almost hides under the sofa every time the movie makes some noise and keeps saying out loud that he is a scientist and none of that makes logical sense) and he sometimes finds it funny when people die in movies

grunt: buzz likes to watch war movies, tank watches it with him but he actually hates it, his favorites are musicals like grease but obviously he watches it hidden, ripp likes cheesy horror movies and adam sandler comedies and buck likes disney movies, his fav is bambi

smiths: pt9 doesn't have a favorite type of movie but he likes to do the same thing he does with soap operas, who chooses the movies is always jenny and she likes those super cliche christmas romantic comedies, johnny is a bit of a movie buff and he usually watches all the oscar nominated movies, jill favorite movie is ponyo, and she also likes finding nemo

singles and loner: usually the singles watch everything together so they always watch romantic comedies and ajay watches the same nonsense movies as circe

📚: Books they like to read

this is the hardest part cause i don't read books? lol i already have to read a lot for college so reading is not a very fun hobby for me anyway

curious: obviously the three of them like to read sci-fi themed books, and vidcund also likes to read books abt botany

olive and ophelia: olive likes to read books about supernatural things and that sort of thing, ophelia likes to read books like twilight and stuff idk lol

beakers: circe reads things that smart people read lmao and loki well i think he reads some chessy romance novels KDKSKDKSKSK and nervous doesn't read anything

grunts: buzz continues with the war theme, tank i genuinely don't know? ripp doesn't seem like someone who really likes to read and buck reads children's books? idk lmao

smiths: pt9 reads anything he sees on the shelf to increase his knowledge of sim culture, jenny looks like he reads some random novels before bed, johnny sure likes to read comics and jill the same thing as buck

singles and loner: lola looks like someone who reads those coaching books that teach you how to be rich and stuff, chloe doesn't read much, she is the type of person who prefers to see the movie from the book, but she likes gossip magazines, erin reads books about astrology and supernatural things, kristen likes to read some romance novels before bed and ajay reads self-help books as well as detective and mystery books like sherlock holmes

[reaction2whatever]

Agents of SHIELD S3E21-S3E22 reaction

I'm nervous. Two more episodes until finale and I'm not ready for anyone to die

I mean it's pretty obvious that the team will stop Hive from turning millions of people into those primitive creatures but...

At what expense?

Agents of SHIELD S3E21

-Poor Daisy. Her nightmare is so full of guilt

-Simmons is so formal with Daisy and uggghhh I hate this

-I hope someone comforts her later cause it's not her fault that some warm is digging a hole in her head

-holy fuck shield planes can fly in the water now? cool

-yoyo calling Mack turtle speed is so cute lmao

-Welp Daisy hates herself so much she's comparing herself with Ward now

-As far as self-hatred goes, that's a new low

-like she literally has a warm digging into her head to make her do things that she deeply regrets and Ward has nobody controlling his actions especially after Garret died.

-I mean it is very in character for Daisy to hate herself and what she did but still somebody needs to go in there and hug her like NOW

-I know Daisy is in pain but I love this conversation between Daisy and Coulson

-The only thing that's missing is for him to hug Daisy lol

-Gotta admit this move of using the memory machine on Hive is pretty genius

-I don't really buy that they caught Hive

-There is still an episode and a half until finale is over soooo

-Not gonna relax until this season's over

-I don't understand Lincoln's thought process. Why does he feel like he suddenly can't be with Daisy and that he needs to quit shield

-OMFG Mack got so much more lovable this season

-"You're my partner" "and I forgive you"

-My girl really needed to hear that awwww The way Mack hugs Daisy got me so emotional

-It's so adorable. Daisy's head is smaller than Mack's biceps lol

-Chloe Bennet is such a good actress in this episode (Yes I finally memorized her name lol)

-lmao the way Fitz's mind went to the naughty side and Simmons just so excitedly said "Snorkelling" this shit is gold

-Welp FitzSimmons booking a trip together and Fitz picking up the cross in Daisy's vision and Fitz wearing that shield jacket

-That better not be a foreshadowing of Fitz's death

-I love this conversation between Mack and Daisy soo much. Mack is such a good partner

-see I was right in not relaxing until the finale is over...Hive spent like 20 minutes in the gel matrix and he got an express delivery to the super-secret shield base

-of course Daisy can hack the prison module lol she's that good

-But she still looks shaky is she gonna be able to fight Hive

-oh nooooo

-I swear to god if Hive sways Daisy again Imma throw hands

- I'm SO glad I don't need to wait a week to see what happens next. Daisy girl just snap out of it!!!!

Agents of SHIELD S3E22

-omg this scene of Daisy screaming in pain and this fight between Daisy and Hive

-legendary

-I got so satisfied seeing Daisy stab Ward over and over

-But there is no way for her to win, not really. Not when Hive is basically invulnerable.

-She stabbed him over and over AND she basically broke his spine using her power and he still was not even fazed

-I wonder what could they possibly do to stop him

-The way yoyo took a bullet for Mack: That's true love right there

-I got so emotional over this conversation between May and Daisy. "Your power did not make you an agent, I did"

-May is such a good mom lol

-OH NO Fitz just gave the jacket and the necklace to Daisy?

-I swear to god if Daisy dies Imma never get over it

-Octopus man looks kinda silly lol Hive looks much more like a villain when he's got Ward's face

-Lincoln is probably the only one in shield who figured out why Daisy really went to find Hive. He's the only person who was an addict.

-Why is Daisy sooo pretty even when she's crying

-But I will riot if Daisy really is dead

-Mack's shotgun axe!! so badass

-Daisy you better not do anything stupid and die omfg

-oh no oh no oh no oh Lincoln

-Lincoln can't die right??? Can't they save him somehow??

-He said "The girl I love"

-Lincoln's last sentence to Daisy wasn't even complete and he didn't even get to say I love you to Daisy

-Oh man, I really loved Lincoln

-The way Daisy begged Coulson to help her omg poor girl my heart breaks for her

-Poor Daisy. the two men she's ever fallen in love with in this show just blew up in space together that's so messed up

-I think I'm falling in love with Chloe Bennet. she's phenomenal

-The way Daisy cries aww man can't she just have an easier time? she's been through enough

-wtf why is shield hunting Daisy now? especially Coulson?

-Did she just fly????? That's sooo badass omfg

-And Coulson is not the director anymore? wtf?

[luciferloveschloe]

goodbye, lucifer (but not really!)

I cannot BELIEVE that I just watched the last episode of my favourite show.

I usually cram everything I have to in tags under gifsets I reblog, but for this final season I'll go through the pain of actually writing shit down. I'll try to keep it short, and I'll try not to ramble. (Edit: Did not accomplish that.)

what i loved

SCREAMS

God, soooooooo much!!

Deckerstar baby

Okay, so when Rory showed up in the trailer I was like "Ugh, another annoying angel? Meh." FORGIVE ME, my sweet murder child! Of all the things I thought they might do, a Deckerstar baby was DEAD LAST on my list. And a daughter no less, I just... When she says she's Lucifer's daughter, I was like *SCREAMS*, but when we learn she's Lucifer AND Chloe's daughter, I completely lost it. My boyfriend's on a trip with his friends this week and I'm sooo grateful for that, I made the weirdest, loudest, ugliest noises while watching this season, I ran around our apartment like a maniac, I squealed and laughed and cried and just generally lost my mind. But when she says that?? Oh my God. Also the way Lucifer reacted when Chloe shows him the pregnancy test? Straight outta fanfic.

Lucifer being a father

Oh my God?? I've always said he'd be the BEST father, and actually seeing it on screen... I love the parallel of him being ridiculously over the top with Rory at first, just like God and Lucifer in S5. The way he looks at her when he sees her playing the guitar? Their duet?? Instantly one of my favourite scenes. Them driving in the Corvette, their last day together, how he keeps her from killing Le Mec? Just murder me.

Established Deckerstar

All the hugs and kisses?? The declarations of love, the besotted looks, the absolute power couple we got? Their look from Maze and Eve's wedding, OH MY GOD???? Just, these two are so pretty and we got SO MUCH. Also, their scenes with Rory?? I just love them so much...

(More under the cut!)

Ella's storyline

I wanted a reveal for her so badly, and the way it turned out was brilliant! I loved her figuring it out for herself and calling everyone out lmao. I especially loved poor Carol returning to that room full of shocked people. They had some GREAT punchlines and gags this season, absolutely hilarious! I also love Lucifer's parting gift for her and that she finally found a good one with Carol.

Hugs, so many hugs!

That's it, that's the paragraph.

The Police storyline

As a white person who has literally never once had a problem with the police, I know this is not my place to say, but I think they did a good job? Not giving into the "a few bad apples" excuse but acknowledging that the whole system needs to change? I also really enjoyed the scenes with Amenadiel and Officer Harris, showing what policework could and should look like.

Maze and Eve's happily ever after

I'm so glad auntie Maze and auntie Eve got their happy ending! And that wedding was a bomb. Also, "You're my hell!", lmao.

Dan's ascend to heaven

First of, great to know his only torture was Belios' lack of table tennis skills. Secondly, how very fitting for the show that they didn't hand Dan his happy ending easily, that he fought and won it for himself. Him as a ghost and him as Le Mec was equally funny, and his talk with Trixie was just perfect, literally tears you guys.

Amenadiel becoming God

I mean, dude's perfect for the job! From the loyal, distant, obeying servant to a God who wants to work as a team with his siblings, who wants the Celestials to experience the human world, who hates injustice and loves fiercely? In this universe, I couldn't imagine anyone better suited to be God.

Nobody misses the case of the week

At least I don't! God, I wish they'd tried this out sooner.

The bittersweet ending

Let's preface this by saying I HATE bittersweet endings. Give me a happily ever after or else. And yet, and yet!! I think the ending they settled on is perfect. Would I have loved it if Lucifer had a life on earth with Chloe, Trixie and Rory? God, yes. Do I get emotional over him being alone in hell, again? Goddd, yes. But still. I so love that he found his calling in the end, that they reunited, and that he actually makes good on his promise from S5 to change the system. Also, I don't care if this is canon or fanon for now, but they totally spend time in heaven with Rory and visit earth whenever they like. And this would have been my ideal ending - them being free to go where they like, and I don't see why they shoudn't. It's definitely more satisfying than just traipsing off to heaven indefinitely, so I really, really loved that.

what i didn't (do feel free to skip this!)

Lucifer missing out on Chloe's life on earth and being alone in hell again. Chloe being left again.

Time travel shenanigans. I just finished Dark and that was enough of a mindfuck. Do not want to think about loops for this show, thank you very much.

Chloe felt a little too housewifey in the first episodes, but it thankfully didn't stay that way for long.

Lucifer and Chloe talking about keeping secrets for a whole episode, and then NOBODY TALKING ABOUT URIEL AND CANDY. I mean, ahhhhhhh! If you don't want to talk about it, then don't, but don't remind people of it constantly and then NOT discuss it. It drives me mad, honestly, how many times they referenced these storylines only to completely ignore them when there were opportunities to resolve them. Ahhh. That's what fic is for, I guess.

Adam. Like, why? Bye, dude.

what i'll keep with me

When someone I'd just met at my boyfriend's cousin's wedding in 2019 recommended this "funny, little show" to me that intrigued them because they were interested in finding their faith, I really didn't think I'd write all this three years later.

Lucifer is my third fandom, and it won't be my last, but it sure as hell - ha - will stay with me. I resonate so deeply with Lucifer as a character because he fights with the idea of God, fights with this concept of a benevolent father that everyone seems to believe in but never fit his experience. I come from a Christian family and studied theology, but somewhere along the lines I had to come to terms with the fact that the faith I had as a child and teenager didn't fit me anymore. I want to believe again, and maybe someday I will, but right now I don't know that. So Lucifer's journey with that meant a lot to me. I'd like to find what Ella did, I guess.

Although I never really thought Lucifer needed redemption, I loved the whole "anybody can be redeemed" message as well. And hell reform! Hell is such a weird, awful construct - speaking as the theology expert - bringing a bit of purgatory in in this universe is really fucking cool.

Also, I binged Lucifer when I was alone in hospital late at night. That experience alone I'll never forget.

So, I guess - thank you!! Thank you to the cast and crew, to the fans who campaigned for season four, to Ildy and Joe, to the writers and the directors and the people who brought lunch: Thank you so much for this incredible show. I'm not ready to say goodbye, not by a long shot, and I hope this fandom feels the same.

Yabba dabba do me, I love my stupid little show!!!

[nelavili]

I'm still processing Season 6 and as an unpopular opinion I'm not too happy about it as a whole. I feel horrible for not enjoying it as much as the Cast/Crew would like me to, but I just can’t change this feeling I have.

Just to clear my head I'll write the things down that irked me. I don't want to start any discussion, they're only my thoughts on stuff ‘n thangs. Huge spoilers ahead, please don’t read if you haven’t watched.

Michael

I admit it, I have probably more sympathy for the bad twin than I should. And after the whole S5 I thought we get a bit more closure with him. I didn’t expect a redemption arc, after Michael killed Remiel, Dan and Chloe it would have felt wrong. But after the “Everyone deserves a second chance” the dude is down in hell, scrubbing the floor with a toothbrush. Really, Lucifer? That’s cruel after such a righteous line.

When Luci realized he could help everyone, even if he hated them, I hoped for a dive into the twins’ relationship but it was like Michael didn’t even existed anymore. And if someone needed therapy it would be the twin with the huge inferior complex. That could have been so interesting. (I had hoped that he'd sat on the couch at the end, but noooo we get the Frenchman.. such a disappointment.)

Maybe Tom Ellis didn’t want to play 2 roles again, or there was no time, but I feel that was a huge opportunity wasted.

What even was the plan of Michael? To get God to retire and wreck havoc on earth to get Dad back, so Mickey can take over as the new God? And then what? Wipe out humanity? I see no endgame here.

Ella

I liked Ella’s Story so far. But she stole the personal file of Carol and even broke into his house.. and everybody is cool with this? Carol might be crushing on Ella pretty hard but if somebody tells you they broke into your house, because they feared you were hiding something bad, You run for the hills. But the dude isn’t even phased.

I’m glad Carol is a good guy, though. Even if he’s kind of bland.

Ella finding out the truth on her own came out of nowhere. I would have found it better if they would have her act a little suspicious over the whole S5. But since they wrote S6 while S5 was shot, a little to late for this.

The scene at the wedding was amazing. I had so much fun with her outburst there.

Dan

Ghost!Dan was my favorite by far in this season. And I really liked how he wanted to help and tried to find out what he still felt guilty about.

I am so glad he got to spend his afterlife with Charlotte and I laughed so hard with the pudding. Didn’t expect that, in a positive matter. :D

The scene with Trixie killed me. Bawled so hard as soon as Kevin got teary eyes. That really gripped at my heartstrings.

But how could he go to heaven while in a body of a killer when his daughter stands right next to that killer?

Comedy-wise Dan is top notch

Trixie

I missed her so much.

It felt like she was an afterthought with everything. She recently lost her Dad and Chloe spends most of the time with Lucifer. I really missed the scenes with her and Luci, they always were so adorable.

They explain it later that she’s at a science camp, but I honestly thought Chloe chooses Lucifer (and later Rory too) over her.

She wasn’t at Chloe’s deathbed but here I’m not sure if the scene with Rory isn’t placed somewhere at the threshold to heaven where only celestials are able to enter. But if she wasn’t there because Chloe sidelined her in favor of Rory, then I can understand her absence.

Linda

I love Linda, she always gives good advice but nobody’s ever took it.

Her book probably would fly under the fantasy tag if she ever published it. Still, it felt cringey.

It was so sad that she thought she was a bad therapist.

Apparently she wants to keep helping celestials because it’s better than helping humans. In the end, celestials have the same problems as humans just on a bigger scale. But okay.

Amenadiel

Amenacop was good, and a nice nod to Dan who put in the application.

It made him realize that he only can change things when he has more power. I’m white and no american so I don’t know if the BLM theme there was well enough executed. Got me wondering.

The apocalypse just being Angels who are incompetent was a letdown. Like this whole season.

I really like him as god. And I am glad he took the position in the end. Even if he could have decided this a bit earlier.

Rory

I like her sarcasm and her character.

Didn’t like the whole time travel, time loop and daughter spiel. I’m not a big fan of time travels or couples getting a kid just for the sake of a happy end or to add extra drama. I could have lived without a Deckerstar baby. Instead they could have focused on Trixie for a change.

The time she spent with Lucifer on the 4th August was precious though.

How in hell did the Frenchman capture her? How did he even know how she looked? IIRC Dan hasn’t seen Rory while in that body. Dan just went over to Trixie that’s why I thought he’d capture her and not Rory.

Lucifer

He found his calling to help the souls in hell only because Rory traveled back in time? No man, he already took the step with Jimmy Barnes in preparation to take over as god. I don’t think it’s far fetched to believe that he would have the same epiphany without Rory there.

But without Rory, he wouldn’t have been helping Ghost!Dan to go to heaven. Though, before Rory traveled back in time, Lucifer was already trying to help Dan. They probably would have needed more time to figure out about what Dan felt guilty about, but figure it out anyways.

How did he even got Chloe pregnant? Was it his subconscious deciding he was ready to be a father? Amenadiel had to believe that he was human to get Linda pregnant. Or maybe it’s because they always thought they couldn’t impregnate a human and self-actualized it that way. Anyways, it’s a tiny hang-up I have with it.

Somebody else besides me thought that the scene in the panic room was awkwardly long? I know they thought Lucifer would vanish somehow, but it seemed too much to me.

His singsong while the magician talked about the trick. :D

I don’t want to even get into the whole time loop thing because I think it’s ridiculous(ly bad).

It took a lot of time for him to realize that he didn’t want to be god, after he put it on hold for a second time. Even Chloe could have asked him if that is really what he wanted. Could have spared us an episode or so. Why is the communication on this show so bad? Q.Q

I loved that he helped Maze with Eve to get the wedding back on after their fight.

He didn’t say goodbye to Trixie  - again. What a nice step-devil..

It’s been Chloe, Rory and his family since he found out she’s his daughter. Not even mentioning the one kid who probably loved him before even Chloe fell for him.

For someone who is all about free will and led a rebellion against God for it, he was quick to accept that he has a “fate”. I thought he’d find another way, or at least try to. Nope, he just did what his child wanted. And they disguised it at his “choice”. Doesn’t look like a choice to me if your daughter begs you for it and you have to promise it. Just getting along with what your child wants.

Why does everyone need to shoot him? Just cut him until he bleeds. The Americans and their fixation on guns. Nice parallel to Chloe though.

Lucifer trying to fix the relationship to Rory with gifts was so cringey. I don’t know why but I couldn’t watch him sing/dance in that scene.

Both him and Amenadiel didn’t want to become like their Dad because of the reasons stated in S5, yet Lucifer exactly did. Another letdown.

 

Chloe

As soon as she knew Rory was her and Lucifer’s daughter it was all only about Lucifer and Rory. No thought of Trixie? I understand she was worried about being a bad mother to Rory, but come on, you’re being a bad mother to your first child right now.

She was ready to go to heaven with Lucifer. And Trixie does what exactly without her parents? Living with her Grandma because one of her parent died and the other one is abandoning her? It’s like the writers forgot about Trixie while forcing Rory on us.

The addiction to the necklace got old pretty fast.

And that whole fight against Lucifer felt unnecessary just to add more drama.

She gets mad at Lucifer for not telling her everything while not telling him that she went back to the LAPD. It’s Lucifer, he always has things on his plate. Double moral, pretty much.

She looked so gorgeous at the wedding, oh my god.

Most of the Deckerstar scenes were good. I got tired of the obvious naked cuddle times, surprisingly. Somehow it felt not like the ones in S5 and it bothered me.

I thought Chloe would finally get to know about everything Lucifer did for her, but I didn’t expect her to read it in Linda’s book. And that she only took away that he left her every time they had an emotional breakthrough.

They spend Lucifer’s last day at the beach and once again, no thought of Trixie. I’m sorry I repeat myself here so often. But this whole season wronged Trixie so much.

They face the baddie without any backup.  At least get Amenadiel with you.

Other things

The use of music between scenes was too much for me. Got annoying at some point.

I appreciate that they wanted to show us snippets of past Deckerstar scenes but here too, I felt like it was too much.

Couldn’t really follow the timeline. Maybe it were the cuts.

What’s been the point of bringing Adam into the mix? Just to wrap up Maze and Eve’s story? For Linda having another celestial to therapy?

The animation in the Jimmy Barnes Hell loop was AMAZING. I laughed so hard.

I’m not saying that Deckerstar shouldn’t have sacrificed everything for the time loop to stay intact, I say that the whole daughter-time travel plot shouldn’t have had happened. They never even talked about having kids, and then ignore the whole existence of the one kid that’s already there.

I really need all the Michaella fanfics, please. My first ship that’s actually a raft, because they never officially have met. RIP lmao

The acting was great as usual, all my problems come from the writing and the plot.

In the end, I really feel frustrated, underwhelmed and disappointed by the whole season. I didn’t have high expectations other than the same writing quality like S5. My excitement for that Season died as soon as Rory told Lucifer that she’s his daughter, to be honest. I waited for a plot twist that never came. Then the whole time loop shit.  I’d rather have waited one more year for S6 if the plot would have made more sense, since this felt like a first draft of a whole other show. And now I wished that S5 would have been the last season. If I could travel back in time, I’d rather not watch S6.

I can honestly live with the fact that Luci and Chloe are in hell, trying to help souls to get to heaven. (But hello, not the murderers perhaps? Or I want Michael sitting on that couch right now.) But the fact that both “chose” to sacrifice their time together with their family and friends just because it’s fate now and parents have to make sacrifices for their children; and anyways there’s an afterlife because (human) life is just a blip in our existence… nah thank you. I do not want it.

I’m probably not gonna rewatch S6 anytime soon.

[lannisterdaddyissues]

For the fandom thing:

Miraculous Ladybug

oooooooh thank you for this ask, it's been a while since i gave much thought to mlb <3

The first character I first fell in love with: adrien agreste LMAO... im basic The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: nino lahiffe <3 tumblr ended up rlly getting me to stan him and i care about the turtle boy so much!!!! The character everyone else loves that I don’t: mmm idk if theres anyone i dont like so im gonna say N/A for this one The character I love that everyone else hates: idk if its an unpopular opinion but i love chloe LOL The character I used to love but don’t any longer: N/A again bc nobody really applies here The character I would totally smooch: felix bc i just loooove him The character I’d want to be like: we ALL want to be marinette <3 (tho i actually relate so much to her.) The character I’d slap: lila smh A pairing that I love: adrinette obviously!!! tho i rlly love felinette too :) A pairing that I despise: mmmm i love pretty much all the multiship pairings in mlb fandom so i think the only ones that rlly count are lukanette and adrigami. i dont even rlly hate them it just makes me GRRRR that there are ppl who dont ship adrinette when theyre the pivotal ship of the show lmao

[doyelikehaggis]

it’s time for the dreaded s6 finale emotions

*strong regret in projecting onto ryan as much as i do because this episode h u r t s*

tyler being the one to invite ryan along?? g a e

“can’t send a man to his doom without getting drunk first” he’s trying so hard to fit in. poor bastard. and not calling the others out for excluding him? you can just tell he’s trying so hard not to ruin it for everyone, and nobody even gives a shit. and then of course he eventually snaps, he’s just spent over an hour having to watch everyone have a great time and forget about him, and then alex suddenly expects him to have bought mike a gift, and they fucking tell him to stop being so selfish and god those fucking assholes

god the conversation where may-li tells charlie about her grandad. it’s so beautifully acted, emily burnett sells the denial perfectly, it just,, ow

this episode is hard to watch when you have really strong empathy and project onto both ryan and charlie. h e l p

wow charlie really just delivered a baby in a car in the middle of the woods huh. i keep forgetting how absolutely badass that is

you know what absolutely kills me is the vague suicide subtext to ryan running away. take that goddamn phone conversation out of context and that’s what it is and that’s the worst part of all of this. and chloe saying that he’s left a note and that “i think he’s really gone for good”. o u c h

the fact that NOBODY EVEN NOTICES RYAN’S GONE EXCEPT MIKE AND CHLOE. even tyler doesn’t fucking notice. and then everyone cares more that mike’s gone to find him than that ryan even left in the first place. but we’re not meant to think about that because tracy’s here and everything’s absolutely fine right. this episode is murdering me can you tell

lily complaining about men on that facebook post. bit fruity of her, i must say *‘a day in the past’ flashbacks*

i havent watched my mum tracy beaker yet but i really need answers on how it fits timeline-wise into the tsotb/tbr/tdg canon

the fact that chloe isn’t even wrong when she says everyone would hate ryan even more if they found out mike isn’t there ‘because of him’ (read: because he quite literally had a breakdown and ran away and mike, being the only decent person in this goddamn show, went after him)

ah yes tracy, care worker of the year, really just said ‘your problems don’t fucking matter, forget that anything’s wrong because mike is getting married’. i love tracy but wow that is not the thing you say in this circumstance and the only reason it worked was because he felt bad about the cake and whatnot

this episode has such an all over the place tone. they really just went from mike freaking out to fiona figuring out he’s gone to a damn slo-mo shot of tracy and mike on a bike while ryan sprints behind them.

oh my god i forgot bailey was in this episode!! i hate him (affectionate)

this goddamn episode is so full of emotions i almost threw up oops. anyway it absolutely kills me that ryan looks like he’s about to cry pretty much the entire time. that poor kid. and then chloe really just pulls a tee and apparently loses all empathy towards him huh. love chloe but wow

i don’t think we get a chance to read what ryan wrote in that note? but i kinda wish we did. could’ve given some extra insight into everything

i have no idea if any of this is coherent, or how much of it is an actual analysis and how much is me projecting but oh well, this episode(s) is a fucking emotional trainwreck, what can you do

Oh god. I'm not prepared.

*valid regret to have, that sad queer kid with anger issues and insecurities experience hurts real bad*

Yes!! Once again proving that Tyler is the only one in the DG who actually cared about Ryan and wanted to be around him. He was pissed at Alex for not inviting Ryan like he was initally supposed to, and then took it upon himself to make Ryan feel included anyway.

That scene really pisses me off, because Alex really is going after him. You can tell, he won't let Ryan make a single joke without trying to be snarky about it, and then he purposefully tries to humiliate Ryan because he knows that Ryan couldn't possibly have known to bring a gift.

Oh yeah, I can barely ever rewatch the first part of the wedding for all of these reasons, but especially for Charlie finding out about her grandad. Emily really is way too good of an actor, that's why it's so painful.

I relate way too much to the strong empathy and projection, that shit hurts so bad.

Yeah!! Charlie did that!! Honestly, credit to her because I would not have been as calm as she was on a normal day if I had to deliver a baby in a car in the middle of nowhere, never mind after everything she had been through that day.

Okay, so you found a way to make Ryan's whole storyline of those episodes hurt way more than it already did. Thanks for that. But you are right, it does have that vague subtext to it. If this wasn't a children's show, I would've actually been worried that's where they were going to go with his storyline.

It does suck that nobody really noticed or cared that Ryan wasn't there. I wish even Tyler had shown a bit more concern, but I suppose they've only got enough time in an episode for so much.

That was definitely one of Lily's fruitiest moments, and that's saying a lot because of the aforementioned "a day in the past" flashbacks. Honestly, all of her scenes with Carmen and some with Tee are always fruity, there's nothing else to it.

Okay, so, I can kind of answer that one. My Mum Tracy Beaker definitely carries on from The Story of Tracy Beaker since it involves clips of it when Tracy sees Justine. However, it's only really connected to tbr/tdg canon through vague hints. Like, Tracy has a published book called "Who Cares?" and there's a mention of her being an ex careworker, and she wears a "T" necklace but it's slightly different from the one that she wears in the wedding episode. So, we know there are subtle references to TBR through these background details that are really just glossed over. There is a weird little moment when Tracy's daughter tells Justine that Tracy wrote a book, but Justine should already know that considering it was a big part of their reunion in Tracy Beaker Returns. At best, we can at least assume that everything that happened in TBR is canon for My Mum Tracy Beaker. I feel like, if we want to be able to make the timeline for the wedding add up with My Mum Tracy Beaker, we'd have to assume that Tracy hadn't already had Jess during the wedding. Since the wedding takes place around 2018, and Jess is 10, My Mum Tracy Beaker would have to be set in 2028 at the very least, and that would have to mean that Tracy had Jess the same year as the wedding. Either that, or she did already have Jess but just... never mentioned her because she was staying with Cam.

It really does kill me that Chloe was right about that, because you'd think at least some of them would have some sort of sympathy for Ryan. I wish Tyler did. Honestly, he had a genuine breakdown and ran away, and no one cared except Mike. Great family they are.

Yeah, that was not Tracy's best moment, but... that's just Tracy. She doesn't think, she acts on what she believes to be the best solution in that very moment. She was never exactly an aware winning care worker in all fairness skjdashd but Ryan definitely needed to hear something other than that.

I could barely be sad or stress during that episode specifically because of how chaotic it was, and ESPECIALLY because of that slow-mo that had no right being so damn hilarious.

SHFKDASJDLK "I hate him (affectionate)" well at least I'm glad the (affectionate) is there lmao. But I was screaming when I realized Baily (and Liam) were there, I was so happy!!

Oh yeah, Ryan looked so upset, he was absolutely blaming himself so badly. There was no need for Chloe to come in there "wish you'd run away for real" like fuck off. I love her. But fuck off.

I don't recall actually seeing the contents of the note now that you mention it.

Yeah, don't worry, I'm not sure most of my reply to it is coherent either. But those are episodes are some of the most fun to analyse because Drama and Angst.

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hi im kinda new to this can you pls explain to me why everybody hates lauryn? all i know is she wants kyle to be a dad and he isn't

here we go! putting this under the cut so i don’t flood people’s dash who don’t care <3

okay so bit of backstory first cos im gonna try and do this in chronological order, she is chloe goodman’s sister and she used to go out with marcus rashford’s brother, apart from that she was pretty much a nobody. i also dk how much you know about kyle but basically he’s been with annie for agessss and they have 3 sons together. at the start of 2020 it came out that lauryn was pregnant with a mystery england footballer’s baby and it was kept a secret who it was for ages and just said that they were in a whirlwind romance and the baby was a miracle because she has endometriosis and pos meaning she would struggle to conceive naturally. it was outed cos of pap photos that have been said were staged by her, pretty much the whole of this has been staged by her tbh but it was later announced that the baby daddy was kyle walker and all hell broke loose tbh.

all throughout her pregnancy and a bit after the baby was born she wouldn’t reveal the gender but constantly baited it and hyped it up and drew a lot of attention to the baby’s gender (a little bit of backstory to this is that annie obviously has 3 boys as we said before but she always always wanted a girl and has always been v public with that fact, she also had a miscarriage which wasn’t talked about until after the baby was born but hindsight makes this whole gender situation worse but back to the story). her sister was also pregnant at the same time as her and was public saying she was having a girl so lauryn used to post stories with girls’ baby clothes and pink things in basically to just bait she was having a girl when she knew all along it was a boy, there’s literally no reason for this apart from her wanting to spite annie and imply that she was having a girl baby with the man she loved to hurt her for no reason.

cut forward to when the baby is born and she starts to promote these bracelets which have different ones for different situations, so she has one for anxiety, one for sleep, one for fertility (you can see where this is going) and there’s a few points with these scam bracelets. first off she came out and said she was wearing one at the time she slept with kyle so this baby perhaps wasn’t so much an accident on her part as she was manifesting fertility and that she’d become pregnant basically, take from that what you will but it was clearly her intention to fall pregnant with his baby when she knew he was with another woman long term and had 3 little boys with her. and the second part to it is just what an absolute scam those bracelets are, they’re not cheap and they target vulnerable groups of people and profit off their struggles which is obviously so immoral and disgusting when a fuckin bead bracelet clearly can’t make you fertile or make you sleep better or any of this shit, it’s taking advantage of people in desperate need and taking money from vulnerable people, it’s awful.

so now the baby is born and she’s said it’s a boy but hasn’t announced the name and allegedly didn’t pick the name until he was 4 months old or something, but she decides that they need a name to call him so decide to say his name is junior. now you can immediately see the issue with this, she’s been banging on for the whole of her pregnancy that she’s a single mother and he’s not involved blah blah blah then calls him junior, which ofc people asked if the name was kyle junior and she as much as said it was and started referring to him as junior until she posted a video of the baby holding a necklace that said KW. obviously calling your baby junior implies that they have the dad’s name and are the jr version of the dad so when she posted the KW necklace alongside a caption that said ‘for those asking why it doesn’t say JW, KW are his true initials’ ofc everybody assumed his name was kyle walker junior, and she let this go on for 6 MONTHS. she wore this necklace that says KW everywhere it’s lit in all of her instagram photos, it literally came across as a trophy just shouting that she got knocked up by kyle walker and just using it as a constant reminder to anyone and everyone that her baby was half famous footballer kyle walkers regardless of whether he was involved or not, baring in mind in the same breath she’s continuing to go on about how she’s a single mother and doing it all on her own. her saying she’s doing it all on her own is a load of shit too because her family helps her constantly and she always has someone looking after him with her and she lives in a big fancy house so she’s putting across she’s struggling and a single mother out on her own but that’s not the truth.

she also kept giving questionable parenting advice out on her story and endorsing products and methods that weren’t the most effective and weren’t recommended, even a blanket method that im sure was said to be harmful and she’s promoted many products that she shouldn’t have just in the name of money and fame and clout, she isn’t qualified to be giving out parenting advice to the scale she is and i understand she’s gotten experience but she talks like she’s a professional and holds q&as giving advice she’s not qualified to give and considering she promotes half dodgy products, it’s not the best situation. two more random things before we’re caught up to what’s happened today, she put the baby in a city jersey then the next week put him in a liverpool jersey just to spite kyle LMAO and they all went on holiday to dubai and im pretty sure paparazzi isnt allowed in dubai that’s why all the celebs go there but she was papped there so she must’ve set that up too lmaoooooo. but now we’re at today.

basically it started by kyle posting a picture of his own personal football boots that he played in for the final match of the season im sure, and he had printed on the names and dates of birth of all 3 kids he had with annie, and as you can quite imagine, lauryn wasn’t very happy with this. so she went straight on her stories preaching how horrific it was that he didn’t include kairo’s name on his boots and he’s done nothing but he cute and innocent and kyle was ‘bullying’ his own son which is obvs the wrong word to use but she’s daft and has been throwing around the word bullying, and talking about how she won’t let their son be left out, baring in mind she constantly says how she’s a single mother and prides herself on that she doesn’t have him involved and that he’s a horrible person etc etc. so all of her little minions who love her started replying to her story saying he was disgusting blah blah blah and decided as a collective with her encouragement to spam his page with kairo’s name and demand justice for kairo or something so after he got a few comments he turned the comments off from the post about the boots so they went to his first post before the boots which was a memorial post for the victims of the manchester arena attack. fully grown women commenting on a memorial post for such a tragic event demanding to know where kairos name was or spamming his name letter by letter, first off it’s just batshit crazy but second off how disrespectful?? from lauryn as well to encourage it and think of nobody but herself and want the attention because realistically it wasn’t gonna achieve anything but slightly irk him that he had to turn the comments off.

she’s also been encouraging people to email puma themselves and demand to know why they did it as if they had any input on what kyle had on his personal boots, puma probably had no idea about any of this and certainly didn’t do it on purpose to cause a storm so there’s no reason for them to be complaining to puma. she posted a list of what she wanted to happen including kyles post to be removed, the boots to be pulled (i don’t think she realises they were just personal boots for kyle and not a product for the general public to buy), a public apology to kairo and a public statement to be put out, none of which would solve the greater situation or help the situation that’s already been caused.

she posted saying kyle was bullying the baby and mentally abusing him which is disgusting to be throwing around when that’s not the case at all cos in reality kyles just trying to mend his relationships with annie and his family while keeping lauryn and the baby out of it like she keeps going on about, but then when it comes down to it she uses his surname, posts about it 24/7, wants his name on his boots, uses him for clout, walks around with a KW necklace on etc etc etc. most recently she’s created a petition to get pumas attention to do all of what i listed before and i think about 600 people have signed it so far.

i think that’s all although im sure anons will chip in if ive missed anything, that’s if anybody’s actually read this far 😭 so yes, more than you bargained for probably anon! story time with han! xx

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How did Chloe turn out in life? Does she still become an actress? Did Bennett’s death impact her for the rest of her life? Or did she get better after summoning Bennett from the dead and get to say goodbye? Where in her life was she 41 years later while Fazbear frights was burning down? Henry must’ve known about her if he mentioned her in his ‘connection terminated’ call

You know, Chloe was never quite the same after The Accident.

(Get ready this was a doozy to write lmao)

Ben and Chloe were perfect complements of each other. She was all over the place happy. She wanted to do everything all at once and Ben was there for her to grab his hand and take him with her wherever. Ben wasn't necessarily "emo," but he wasn't very social and preferred to play with his toys than with other children. Chloe always warmed him up to other people. They both loved everything about life and they couldn't wait to grow up. One time they made themselves blood... brothers? Siblings? They were going to be friends forever.

The kids around Chloe noticed a shift in her when Ben died. She was still happy and peppy, but her classmates couldn't help but feel like she was deeply troubled by The Accident. That it had broken something inside her, and she was telling some elaborate lie by acting the same.

Chloe had other friends when Ben was alive, but she started to drift away from them after his funeral. She drew more and more into herself to the point where Chloe wouldn't go outside anymore. She stayed in her room, door locked. Nobody knew what she did in her room the whole time (Spoiler alert: Chloe was trying to catch up on her sleep.)

Chloe would have nightmares occasionally. Then they became more frequent. She would always have the same few nightmares: ones with Fredbear and characters on TV with huge, sharp teeth and glowing eyes and razor sharp claws. She would be forced to watch Ben die over and over and over again.

She tried to contact Ben from the other side, thinking that would help. Chloe thought she saw him one time, but Ben looked so different. His skin was pale and his eyes were empty and glassy. What she could see of him was barely visible. He kind of shimmered like a hot road. Seeing him made her feel freezing cold. Her eyes felt heavy. She didn't get to really say goodbye to him, either.

She said, "I wish you didn't die." Before falling asleep. Chloe never tried contacting him again after that. Seeing him felt like a hallucination, and that made her lose hope in saying goodbye.

After Chloe graduated high school she left town, like most people who saw The Accident. She did become an actress, and when she had visited her parents some months after Fazbear's Fright burned down, they told her, and she felt at peace then.

Henry used Chloe as a way to calm Ben as the place burned. He was absolutely furious. Ben couldn't find Michael, even though he knew Michael was there with him. William fueled that hatred, too. William manipulated Honey Bun's pre-recorded lines to yell and scream things at Ben. William made Ben feel hate and desire for revenge.

Henry knew that wasn't what Ben wanted, though. He really wanted to be at rest. He knew the memory of Chloe would invoke some kind of inner-peace in Ben. If Henry was lucky, maybe even a little forgiveness.