#no tourists to deal with

[petals2fish]

I love lap swimming because I can just go back and forth for an hour in sets listening to my cute girlie pop music with not a care in the world which is so funny to me now because I used to dread lap swimming when I had to do it for my actually career

[cowboydlc]

cooking up aus in my dreams

[mkarchin713]

Legacy of Chronos: Daughter of the Unknown God

Through her travels around the world/Infinite Realms, Ellie stumbles on Camp Halfblood and is mistaken for a demigod. She is determined to be a legacy of Cronus (Clockwork) and the child of an unknown god with a DP symbol (Danny).

Cue everyone mistaking Chronos for Kronos and thinking that the mystery god is a child of Kronos born sometime while he was in Tartarus. This misunderstanding is not helped by the fact that the Underworld is part of the Infinite Realms and portals to the Ghost Zone where often mistaken for portals to Tartarus.

Now Zeus is freaking out and wants to use Ellie as leverage against her father who obviously wants to take over Olympus. Percy/Thalia/Nico/Lester/whoever is now trying to keep Ellie out of Zeus’s paranoid clutches and get her back to Tartarus before her father goes looking for her.

(Ellie is so happy she made new friends, they’re even going to take her on a road trip to LA. Sure they seemed really nervous when she mentioned Danny would come looking for her if she didn’t check in soon, how was she supposed to know Hellhounds are cellphones anyway)

[insectify]

[iobartach]

[cheapflightswithcashback]

[vietsoul]

heyyy, is it true that white gay men have racism towards asian gays?

[corvidaedream]

this is your semi-regular reminder, especially now that people are going on vacation and may find themselves somewhere like disney or a living history site or any sort of attraction where you may encounter an employee in a costume:

If You Wouldn't Touch Someone You Just Met In A Certain Way, Don't Touch An Employee In A Costume That Way Either

i don't mind when im offered a handshake or a little kid hugs me at the end of a tour. hell, i don't even mind if your bachelorette party asks if i want to join a group hug for a photo.

but im a person! the tinkerbell you see at disney is a person! the milliner at colonial williamsburg is a person! my coworker portraying an enslaved woman is a person! the clothes we are wearing are our work outfits, our bodies are our bodies. you do not get to treat us differently because of the photo op you want, or because you caught a glimpse of historical undergarments that intrigues you, or because you think that we, as workers, cannot say no to you without getting in trouble.

Treat Everyone You Encounter As A Person, And Don't Touch My Fucking Stomach

[fitzrove]

[shaking and biting] but what does it MEAN. what does it SAY what is the THEME

[sub-urbanwitch]

At the beach. Straight up lortsing it. And by it. Well. Let’s just say. My morbles.

[followadze]

Imagine being so unhinged over your dislike of a game that you compose an eleven and a half hours long rant video about how much you hated its story. And said video is just the same rehashed reddit-tier complaints I've seen towards this game again and again and again.

"PACING BAD"

"EXPOSITION DUMP BAD"

"CP POINTS BAD"

"HP-BLOATED BOSSES BAD"

"FINAL DUNGEON BAD"

"NO CO-OP BAD"

"3D SKITS BAD"

"VILLAINS BAD CUZ THEY'RE NOT COMPLEX & SYMPATHETIC"

"COUPLES BAD CUZ THEY'RE ALL HETEROSEXUAL"

"LAW BAD CUZ HE STOPPED RINWELL FROM LOSING HERSELF TO HATE"

"ALIENS BEING BEHIND EVERYTHING BAD"

"ALPHEN FORGIVING VHOLRAN BAD"

"NEW GAME SUX OLD GAMES PERFECT"

Like, damn. If you need half a day to explain why you hate a game just go read a book or touch some grass.

Even the friggin' twitter Tales community is clowning on that video, and that fandom over there is an absolute cesspool.

I'm sick and tired of this fandom's constant hating on this game. It gets way too much hyperbolic hate and criticism than it deserves, especially towards its story. Even some certain "fans" have been shitting on Arise for its writing and straight couples and even called the game "forgettable and random to those who played it" in that rant video's comments section.

Y'all haters are annoying as hell and have become exactly like the obnoxious nostalgia-blind purists over at the Final Fantasy and Legend of Zelda fandoms. I can't wait until the next mainline Tales entry comes out so you'll move on to hating that game.

[bluebellhairpin]

DEPORT HER!!

[windrunner]

family bitching b/c i came home and it's not. great here. not tagging soz

i fucking haaaaate dealing w/ my drunk mother. i asked if the fish in a random container on the countertop is food safe (because she has left food out for hours when inebriated. i don't wanna get sick again). she responds like i asked her if she murdered someone, complete with full-body theatrics.

and then when i try to explain that i just wanted to know if i could eat some b/c it looks good she starts Screaming "OKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAYOKAY" over me until i tell her to shut up. and then acts like i'm the one who had a weird reaction. like she didnt throw metal at my head/face the day b4 yesterday. please die already

[lunaticamic]

i hate you tourists i hate you eav i hate you rush hour i hate you only one worker that has to deal with endless queue of tourists that do not make me get to my fucking train

[yappacadaver]

bioware could come out and say like. we've completely removed classes backgrounds and dialogue choices, and there would be tumblr posters dickriding wildly 2 minutes after the tweet dropped telling anyone who's disappointed that they're just exhausted with all the negativity and how dare anyone post a negative opinion and shouldn't we all just wait to play the game in perfect rapt silence

[samuelroukin]

you would not believe how long i spent on those gifs for how ass they look but at least he was cute doing an american accent