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my strange little register dog
#dis.txt#no scissors so i just got him out by hand#weird day today! i mean it always is but Weirder. somehow
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i do not ghost purposely i just have no idea what to say ever
#majnly thr second one lets be real. i got a bowl of mush for a brain#i keep thinking itβs still the first week of marchβ¦. girl(boy) itβs the 23rdβ¦.
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Alien pulling your sleeve to get your attention: and who is this Cunt you all serve
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workposting. not safe for work as well. ironically
me: we gotta remember this security code. in order not to get fired, we need to remember these numbers
testosterone demon: sink down on his strap sunday boss? suck his packer sunday king??
depression demon: go in the walk-in freezer. now
random customer: hey man can i buy a carton of lucky strike. what are you btw
#dis.txt#tiredβ¦ tiredβ¦ hospital and long car ride tomorrow#i donβt wanna#that last one is real#we DONT sell cartons
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NOTICE FROM THE OTW PAC
The Policy and Abuse Committee (PAC) has gotten several tickets where folks have lost access to their AO3 account because someone else has logged in and changed the email/password.
This was possible because folks were reusing the same email/password combo across multiple sites, and one of the other sites was compromised.
From PAC
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Remember that even good changes can make us feel depressed, because, as creatures of habit, we're resistant to change. That doesn't mean that it wasn't the right choice.
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GOING TO THE DOCTOR
Expectations: Iβm Sorry You Have Going To Die Disease You Are. Going To Die
Reality: The Doctor Says I Donβt Know
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