#no thoughts today

[ghirahimbo]

why are we all sleeping on Mimo again??

[messybouquetoflilies]

if you fuck other ppl, can u put me under the bed, bound and gagged?? i have separation anxiety

[ohheyitsjustbear]

Bodywriting Bodywriting Bodywriting 😵‍💫

[paprikamahomes]

Do you love Tom Brady or do you want to murder him violently? I’m confused

I want to murder him, and I think he is actually a shitty dude, but sometimes I love when he's insane about football and I think he's hot 👍So like I love to see his soul crushed but also I would let him hit raw. Hope this helps ♥️

[clairenatural]

there's a cherry blossom tree in DC that keeps blooming every year even though it shouldn't and the park service keeps thinking it's dead and then it keeps blooming! well they're removing a lot of trees to rehabilitate the area and they've said it's finally time for stumpy to go and they're going to mulch it and use the mulch to enrich all the other trees so it can help everything else keep going. and they're also going to plant spliced little pieces of it all over so that stumpy can live forever and this is genuinely sending me into a spiral

[frownyalfred]

thinking about the expert masseuse Alfred hired for the family that is paid a small fortune annually to provide massage services and ignore so, so many things. No questions, no remarks, just quality service and an ironclad NDA that, if broken, would probably topple said masseuse’s entire family line.

Things Alfred is paying them to ignore, in no specific order:

Bruce’s spinal hardware courtesy of Bane :)

weird amounts of muscle on everyone, even the kids (despite them allegedly not working physical jobs)

scars

FRESH scars

the fact that every joint in Bruce’s body clicks when moved/manipulated at the tender age of 42

Olympic athlete level physiques

rotator cuff injuries across the whole family

scars that are definitely from bullets and/or acid splashes

old signs of what looks like torture (Bruce)

Dick’s entire left arm is basically screws and plates (he “fell really bad” once)

every single family member takes deep tissue massage with max pressure with 0 complaints

calluses

no really, the weirdest fucking calluses

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

[christadeguchi]

"we know how to move our bodies, but i didn't know how to manage my heart, so you need help for this"

hi we need to talk more about judo gold medallist christa deguchi.

[crowatyourwindow]

Do you think it would have been cool if Atsushi's white tiger aged with him as he grew up

[clarisse-doodles]

inspired by this post, in which Damian does not know what Vine is

[keymintt]

a comic/zine about coyotes

[palatinewolfsblog]

"Being rude is easy. It does not take any effort and is a sign of weakness and insecurity. Kindness shows great self-discipline and strong self-esteem. Being kind is not always easy when dealing with rude people. Kindness is a sign of a person who has done a lot of personal work and has come to a great self-understanding and wisdom. Choose to be kind over being right, and you’ll be right every time because kindness is a sign of strength." U.N. Owen.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Do you guys fuck with the FNAF books?…

[zosanbrainrot]

yeah Zoro we know what you mean..... or do we?

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[punk-jules]

estoy asii, y así estoy otra vezz, dando mil vueltas, en redondell, soy el mejor, de todo lo peor. y antes que vuelva es mejor volverr