#no think only smash

[valkyurii]

i know people love to complain about malenia still but have they ever thought about the fact that complaining won’t change anything and maybe instead of bitching and crying they could just learn to fight her? all those hours spent on reddit writing essays and for what exactly? she’s still there. nothings changed. do they hope that fromsoft will see it and then change her? “she’s a sekiro boss” go play sekiro then i honestly don’t know what else to tell you at this point holy shit

[spitblaze]

I guess Chilchuck has brought us right back to 'adults who are short are child-coded and if you like them you're a pedophile' discourse huh

[captainmaxatx]

Logan and Wade almost always do the nasty with the lights out and Wade is a little disappointed but he gets it and he resigned himself to a lifetime of dark sex long before Logan came along, sucks to know that your partner doesn’t want to look at you while getting down to business but its something Wade can live with.

Meanwhile, after a long day of stupid big bright lights Logan loves to have the lights out when making love with Wade because there isn’t any extra light bugging him and his natural night vision means he can see Wade perfectly, just the way he likes it

[skydaemon]

kabru as a psych student who KNOWS about ethics guidelines and KNOWS he's not qualified to make diagnostic statements and therefore spends every moment with laios grinding his teeth to dust because HOW DOES THIS MAN THINK HE'S NEUROTYPICAL!??!?!?

[stan-joe]

pixel landlady be upon ye

this took me four days and i'd like it to be known that that's the second fastest i've ever finished any visual undertaking in my life

[nosnexus]

Only seemed right to have Gorgug in green

Huevember day 26

[bedupolker]

Nirvana or Alice in Chains?

you can't keep asking me this it's always gonna be nirvana. Everything is nirvana. We are one.

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

[popfizzles]

Say whatever you like about Sloth, but she's very good at getting others to sit, slow down and relax.

And Wrath will occasionally take the time to do so. Not often, but occasionally.

A very "beauty and her beast" sort of situation...

[flambo19]

Stellaron Hunter Game Night 🎮

[silverequation]

Silver blasts Amy with a psycho smash

this one is funny because it reuses Silver’s victory animation. so Silver’s victory pose is literally the same pose that he kills things with

[dagrapesody]

The king and his jester, but they’re big boy evil

[kiivg]

.stupid virgin achievement won't let me kiss lady stephanie ☹️.

[ink--theory]

axl low with ino or sol? 🥺 (series is guilty gear)

I don't go here so I hope I did them justice 🙏🏼

[smashy-headcanons]

New SSE-related theory and/or potential detail observation

In Brawl, the announcer starts off nearly every fight with "Go!" This is preceded by either a countdown for full matches, or "ready" for extra modes like Classic Mode or Target Smash. The most notable exception is the start of the fight against Master Hand.

Subspace Emissary is different, though. Throughout SSE there are both exploration areas and battles, and at the start of each area, there's text reading "Get Ready", with no voice over. Even the first battle with Kirby and Mario lacks an announcer. Iirc the only time the announcer speaks up is during the battles against Toon Link, Jigglypuff, and Wolf, who you can only access when replaying certain levels after beating the game.

The reason I mention this is because of the absence of a certain character who happens to sound very similar, if not the same.

On purpose or not, the announcer's absence coinciding with the disappearance of Master Hand is more evidence in favor of the "Master Hand is the announcer" theory.

[marcsnuffy]

all that glitters is gold !