#no straps

[butchaholic]

strap is such a beautiful noble and sexy word meanwhile dildo sounds like the name of an italian clown 😭

[wishfulsketching]

LISTEN. Ambessa could've solved the situation. She is the Twink Hunter 3000, she could've confused Silco enough to save him from himself

Although, now that I think about it, Silco is a bit too old for Ambessa :(

[frownyalfred]

love the idea of the Batfamily getting stopped and searched in the family car on the way back to the Manor and everyone’s tense expecting Jason to be the one packing like twelve guns but it’s Alfred? Alfred is absolutely unbelievably strapped up to high heaven? And he somehow manages to talk to the cops out of arresting him or even giving him a ticket?

Bruce is just standing on the side of the road pinching the bridge of his nose. Jason is grinning so widely his face is about to rip. Alfred’s guns are all sitting on the hood of the car and there’s at least three there that Bruce remembers taking away and destroying. Dick is taking pictures on his phone to send to Barbara and trying not to laugh. Tim has Kon on speaker narrating it…

[mroddmod]

what gravity falls did i watch bro

[thb671]

Tumblr source : @thb671

[buzzrds]

here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather

[st-dionysus]

We've had strap ons since at least 400 BC, and people still have the nerve to go on gay hook up apps and ask "how can an FTM be a top?"

[pleazagirl3]

Pleazagirl3:

[poochiccini]

Shadowheart and Karlach treat Lae'zel to a more tender touch, featuring a unique spell... ✨

The full, uncropped HD animation is on patreon 💜

[crown-jule]

“It’s plastic it can’t get you pregnant”

Not with that attitude it can’t

[hispits]

Seven Dixon and Connor Maguire New Muscle Stud Bound Beaten and Fucked (2014) Bound Gods

[my-little-black-heart]

[ghostkidneys]

thinking about a pretty girl fucking me everywhere with her strap, in my bed, against the wall, on the couch, on the kitchen counter, in the shower... literally anywhere

I need to be fucked like the bitch in heat that I am

[xochimillilili]

Kinktober day 2: Knotting

Shit I wanna fuck my knot into my pretty little puppy so badly. Need to grip their hips and bend them over, keep them pinned down with my weight as I tear their underwear off. Shove their face lower into their plushie when they start whining that it won't fit, as I start shoving my thick throbbing cock between their legs

You're okay puppy, you're alright I've got you. I'm right here, I'll hold your hand, kiss your back and rub your hips. You're my good pup, my precious love and and I'm not stopping until I've popped my knot into your warm tight little fuck hole. We're not done until you're pumped full of my pups, and you're a blissed and fucked out puppy for me, and don't worry, I'll make it fit~

[knottahooker]

This week into next week is going to be bonkers.

-Thursday: Halloween 🎃

-Sunday: Time change for the US (and probably other places) (we're going backwards an hour)

-Tuesday: ELECTION DAY

So uhh...be gentle with yourself this week. And each other. Remember to take a break from the news cycle every once in a while, because if last election November taught us anything, it's gonna be wild. (Maybe another long-standing queer-baiting couple will go canon and we can all go feral again on the tumblr.coms)

AND GO VOTE!

[disciplinariansir]

Disciplined