#no really pls telll me

[mochi-makes-shit]

these guys sure are making numbers here on tumblr dot com (hell yeah) so, tumblr, tell me:

i am absolutely gonna buy fabric for several additional flag types when i get paid next. the option for pride flags are all but endless and i REALLY want to make stuff for folks who struggle finding things that rep them. if its hard to choose just one, pls do comment with a list of what u want to see, ESPECIALLY if u want niche flags not listed. cant guarantee ill make super niche options right out the gate but i am considering doing a custom flag option ;D

if u vote, pls come hang out here on tumblr for updates on my nonsense, or perhaps even support my nonsense over on ko-fi where u can exchange monies for goods and services :>

[areyoucooolorjustrain]

Ello Ello

So hi I'm Rain😎🌿

any pronouns

minor!!!

American/ german

i speak English german and im learning Japanese and latin

my main art ac @dackychansworldofhoshinos

HERE IS MY YOUTUBE AND TWITTER WICH I DON'T TAKE SERIOSLY 👇

I love plants and art 🎨🌳

Fandoms : rottmnt, tmnt, totk, botw, legend of Zelda, hoshino 😎👊, pokemon!! , hazbin hotel Minecraft ,mha / anime in general ,vocaloid ,hp ,Acnh , transformers and more (you'll see from what i post) 😗

Minor!!👁️👁️👁️😊

all pronouns ��� nonbinary

👊audhd, love to say cool instead of complements (⁠*⁠ﾉ⁠・⁠ω⁠・⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠♫

my friends are @arrxdrawinffourlive @sleepydayy @autism-criminal @gojosatouruusagisan @drawlingsmiles78

(If you wanna be my friend telll me PLEASE 🥺)

artist that I like that are really coool: @momochimchim @cartoonist1004 @theblackat333 @puffpastrycrimewatch @clownpalette @frogoru @nyoomian @triona-tribblescore

(if youre mentioned and don't want to be pls tell me :) )

And this is my second blog where i post meme s random shit and answer wired questions 😗

My main art blog where I post my characters and answer related questions to that is @dackychansworldofhoshinos 🌟👍

This blog is more personal and stupid😌🐶

This is the blog where I do artworks too or oc / normal Request s or art trades ig (⁠ ⁠´⁠◡⁠‿⁠ゝ⁠◡⁠`⁠)

Don't expect much :v

ye

Btw check out my sister @foxundermoon🦆

wait please check out my ocs✨🌟💖

heres where i post shit (gay stuff mostly 🌈😁✨) so don't expect what I have on my main Ac or that I post at all ┐⁠(⁠´⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

[osarina]

IM SO HAPPY YOU LIKE MY POST DEFECTION DAZAI POST BUT “THIS COULD BE SO SWEET BUT IT ALSO HAS SO MUCH ANGST POTENTIAL” TELLL ME, TELL ME IDEAS YOU HAVE RINA PLS PLSSSS 🙏🏾

My creative jucies are following i might be back with more ideas with this au, maybe something soft like Reader teaching Dazai to bake or something and he becomes obsessed trying to perfect reader’s favorite dessert……..

OMGGGGG no because i was thinking post defectionzai's mental state is obviously SO bad, he'd probably unintentionally lash out so much, would have such bad depression spirals over what happened with oda, and it honestly would probably be so hard for her to watch knowing that there's not really anything she can do to help him, he just has to push through it himself and grieve </33

[qing-dynasty]

Countryhumans-Why don't kidnap a Asian?

Hi everyone,this was my first post on Tumblr so I made this with a lot of eforts and hope u will all like it,thx. . . China:*chats happily with friends and sudenly recived a call* Russia:How could that be calling u? China:I don't know looks like I don't know who this sh*t calling me. Russia:So are u going to answer? Indonesia:Tell us,we don't really want to waste time. China:Maybe I will not, because it looks not importan. Russia:WTH？Maybe is N.Korea needs help????? Indonesia:If he needs help why can't we help? China:Maybe is a prank call from him??? Russia:*Russia starts to think China is a physcopath*So? Are u gonna answer?? China:不!!!!（NO!!!!)Maybe is a scam >:) Russia:*Sigh*So??? China:i AM NOT GONNA ANSWER THIS SH*TTY CALL!!!!! Russia:So?let's continue our chat Indonesia:I agree China:Okay then,let's cotinue about the prices of foods. MEANWHILE： France:WHY THE HELL THAT UR F**KING FRIENDS WON'T ANSWER MY PHONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UK:Maybe China thought it is a scam? N.Korea:Who the hell thinks Asian will even care a kidnappers call? France and UK:So what? they will also care about my after they cannot find u id*ot!!!! N.Korea:...........

After a few days: France:WHY WILL THIS EVEN HAPPEN???????? UK:what happened? France:I CALLL HIS FRIENDS AND NONE OF THEM CARE,THEY ALL JUST DON'T ANSWER!!!!! UK:That's strange..... N.Korea:It is not... France:HEY CHILD!GIMME UR PHONE OR ELSE I WILL BEAT UR ASS TILL DEAF!!!! N.Korea:Who cares? France and UK:SO? U THINK U ARE SOOOOOOOOOO BRAVE? N.korea:No,I am not. France:So what? N.Korea:I don't have a phone France and UK:WTH?.......... N.Korea:bruh France:China finaly callled back!!!!!!!!!!!！ China:WHO THE HELLL ARE U? CALLING ME ALLL DAY,IF U KEEP CALLING ME I WILLL SEND U TO SEE UR GOD!!! UK:Calm down Madam,we just want u to kno- China:KNOW WHAT U THINK I CARE ABOUT THE STUPID SH*TS U KNOW? France:CAN U JUST SHUT UP AND LISTEN??? China:LISTEN TO THE SH*TS U SAY??? Russia:YEAH?LISTEN TO ALLL THE SH*TS U SAY?????? UK:Pls stop! stop!We just wannna telll u ur friend has been kidnap,if u don't give 1200000000$ we won't give back ur idiot friend!!!!! China and Russia:Who the hell will belive this scam,gimmme his passport,IC and etc. UK:WHO THE HELL WILL EVEN BRING SOOOO MUCH THING WHEN HE OR SHE GO OUT TO BUY LUNCH? China:And how you even don't know we alll bring so much things when we go out and buy lunch? N.Korea:lol,why am I kidnaped by dumies? France and UK:*sh*tty are we that dumb* Russia:So? What do u want now? A police call? China:NO,we don't need that we just need to"cut" the prices down in the Asian marketting style~ France:So?Done disscussing? China:Indeed,and I decide to cut the price to 100$ pls. UK:*laughs*Only idi*ts will that silly~ China:Wait a while pls. France:Pffffff,of course idi*ts Russia:*calls America* UK:U done? Russia:Look outside ur house b*tch!!!! UK:*Gasps*AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,WHY ARE MY BOXES OF TEA BAG IN THE RIVER!!!!!! China:*laughs* UK:HOW DARE U!!!!!!!!!! America:HI father,hope ur feelings are not to over angered~ UK:U B*TCH China:So?If u cut the price,I will give u boxes of tea,if u don't I will throw even more boxes of tea in the river. UK:Stop!!!!!!!I willl free N.Korea for free,just pls stop!!!!!! Russia: that is to late...... UK:What????????? China:Russia already kidnapped France and send her to space..... N.Korea:hello!!!!!!! UK:wth?Didn't I tied u in the celllar??????? N.Korea:lol,so weak you used a plastic rope to tie me.And when u where calling them,I already escaped to their homes XD UK:U b*tches I will get my revenge Phone:*U were blocked by China，Russia and etc* UK:Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo .THE END.

[markerofthemidnight]

TELLL ME ABOUT THE DND FRUEKS PLS

*SLAM*

OK. SO

The campaign I was talking about was a Curse of Strahd campaign by a YouTube channel called SpiffyNeedleGeeks. It was cancelled because the DM was going through unspecified personal issues and decided to leave behind DND, at least for the moment, since he started to see the game as less of… well, a game and more of a job. So the campaign’s on hiatus for now and it’s a very real possibility it may never come back.

Which sucks, but hey, I’m not gonna just march over to his Bluesky and beg for him to bring it back! Not only would that be a terrible thing to do, but… having the campaign back isn’t really what I want? What I want is validation that it’s okay to still talk about it even though it’s over, and hey, this anon ask serves that role pretty well!

Besides, part of me actually kind of likes the fact that it’s over. Not only am I no longer constantly worrying whenever a new session comes out (“oh god what if one of them dies? what if there’s another plot twist and everything I thought I knew about my bois was fake AGAIN?!”), but because there is no canonical ending to the Tarot Court’s story, I can come up with anything and it could potentially be canon for all I know! Like, maybe they resolved all the leftover plot lines and successfully killed Strahd! Or maybe Strahd killed them first and in a few decades’ time (in-universe) there’s a sequel about their reincarnations!

And that’s not even talking about the lore established in one of the oneshots which made it canon that all the campaigns are being controlled by unknowable cosmic horrors representing the players! Now I’m imagining nine eldritch abominations descending upon Barovia and tearing it to pieces until-

..actually, maybe I should stop now. Anyways, you wanted to know about my favourite characters?

My favourites are JJ and Ricky, the PCs of a guy named Lettersent or Dion or whatever you wanna call him. Those two are… strange ones. They’re Half-Elf Misfortune Rogues (Grim Hollow subclass), who are also children, who are also ghosts, who also have OSDD (hence why one guy is playing two characters). So you know, exactly the kind of weird I like best.

JJ is the “first” out of the two. The one who’s, you know, a “regular” person with regular circumstances of birth, or- I mean, that’s not really how it works with plural disorders- well what I mean is he’s not an alter. He somehow manages to toe the line between being incredibly polite and an absolute bastard pretty well. He’s also possibly autistic, but that’s just my headcanon.

Ricky is the alter of the two: JJ’s personal protector/older brother (despite technically being 13 years younger than him). He used to cause a lot of trouble for the party with his recklessness and blind rage, but he got character development about halfway into the campaign so he’s good now. He’s incapable of feeling fear (though I don’t know wether that’s supposed to be hyperbole or not), he’s probably one of the funniest members of the party just because of how stupidly dense and serious he can be at times- ooh, and he has a cloak made out of a Displacer Beast’s pelt, which is badass and you cannot convince me otherwise!

They came to Barovia during the last few months of 300 years of uncontrollable worldhopping (long story, but they’re free from it now so yey), they turn into a mixture between a shambling zombie and a sleep paralysis demon every time they’re stressed, and near the end of the campaign there was a whole (ultimately unfinished) story arc about Ricky (well both of them but specifically Ricky) getting brought back to life that I suspect would’ve ended with them getting their own ghost bodies and no longer needing to share.

Hoo boy! 2 and a half years of pent-up autism was just unleashed there. Anyways, if you wanna know more you can always send more asks!

[justabeadlizard]

Just realized I have Eldest Sister Syndrome

Feel Like Shit

[jigyuhan]

vernon’s 5th                                          jeonghan’s 3rd

anniversary shirt                            anniversary shirt

                                                                                                          🤝

                                    doing the

                                 absolute least

[thealtoduck]

Ok I'm not sure if you're taking request rn but if you are can you please write more stuff for Wally West x male reader pls 🙏 literally pls write whatever is in that sweet brain of yours for Wally and a male reader cause i don't see a lot of Wally x male reader anywhere (or maybe I'm just not looking right 🤔) 😢

Being the son of Fire and Wally West crushing on you…

Wally West x Male Reader

Warnings: flirting, horny teens…

Summary: The son of Fire joins the team and Wally falls head over heels…

——

Let’s just say your hot in two ways, 1. You have your mother’s powers. 2. I think you get what 2 is…

Which when you started at Keystone High School a lot of people noticed and Wally West was no exception. The boy would find any excuse to be around you and bask in your presence. He really wanted to ask you out but you were the schools new hotshot and Wally was Wally.

But he would get his chance to ask you out just not in the way one might expect.

It all started in chemistry like every love story always does. The teacher had given you a group assigntment and was pairing people up. ”West, you’ll be working with Da Costa” the teacher said making Wally want to celebrate.

The two you decided to meet at your place to work on a saturday but when that saturday came something else came up.

You had been asked to join a superhero team of younger heroes and your first meeting with them would be on saturday so you would need to call Wally to cancel. You were just about to pick up your phone and it just so happened to be Wally, so you picked up.

”Hey Wally, i was just about to call you” you greeted him. ”Hey Y/n, Uhm… i just wondered if we could maybe postpone working on the assigntment? There is this new guy at… the coffe shop i work at and…they are making me show him the ropes” Wally told you making you let out a sigh of relief. ”Oh, yeah, that’s totally fine i was just about to call you to postpone” you revealed.

”Oh, what are you getting up to? If you don’t mind me asking” Wally asked curiously which made you slightly panic. ”Oh… um.. me and my mom are going out of town to see family” you lied to your classmate. ”Oh, okay but after i’m done i’ll text you and we’ll find another day” He suggested. ”Yup, perfect” you answered and the two of you said goodbye and you hung up.

You then changed into your costume and your mom took you to a zeta tube and you were teleported into big cave. You saw several people look at you as you emerged from the zeta tube, among them was Batman and Red Tornado.

Batman spoke up and said ”Team, this is Y/n Da Costa a.k.a Flame, he’s Fire’s sidekick”. ”It’s an honor to join you” you said and looked at your new team, they all seemed chill until you looked at Kid Flash who’s mouth hung open but quickly regained his composure.

Batman then started his mission briefing which was protect a base that housed information and weapons that the Brain had sent a bunch of robot soldiers to steal.

When he finished the team then showed you to Megan’s bioship that would take you to the base. Kid Flash was in the back and whispered to Robin ”That’s the guy in my class i was talking about”.

”Wait? Really? You were right he is hot” Robin then whispered back making Kid Flash whisper yell back ”Hey, i saw him first!”. The two then noticed that Kaldur, Artemis, Zantanna and Connor looking at them like they were idiots.

”What?” Wally asked. ”You two are terrible at whispering” Artemis said making the two boys look panicked but Artemis then smirked and continued ”But luckily enough for you, Y/n was distracted by Megan tellling him about the bioship”. Making the the boys exhale in relief.

After the team landed with the bioship Aqualad split you up in teams. ”Zatanna and Robin you take the north side, Kid Flash and Y/n you take the east side, Superboy and Miss Martian you take the west side and Me and Artemis will take the south side, if anyone sees anything report it”.

You and Kid Flash went to the east side which happened to be a beach. ”So… you’ve done ”this” for long?” Kid Flash asked meaning superhero stuff. ”For about two years, how about you?” You asked back. ”Two years as well” he answered.

You then heard a splash from the water and quickly turned towards it and saw something was crawling out of it. ”There is something in the water” you said to Kid Flash who also noticed the disturbance in the waves.

Then it emerged a robot about the same size as a slightly overgrown man. ”It’s a robot” Kid Flash said and quickly informed Aqualad who said that they had spotted one as well.

You quickly turned into your green plasma form which Wally noticed left little to the imagination as the only part of your body that was covered were your privates which were covered in green flames. You then shot a blast of green fire which blew the robots to pieces.

”Nice shot” he said holding up his hand for a high five, you gave him one but quickly noticed it was a bad idea as less then a second later he was clutching his hand in pain from the heat of your plasma form. ”Sorry” you said. ”Don’t worry about it, guess i just have to be careful with someone that hot” he flirted which made you smirk.

Then you saw that more robots were emerging from water. The two of you quickly got to work destroying them.

Things were going well as you fought the robot army until you were flying over the robots and was shot down from the sky by one of the robots laser canons. You fell down to the sand and layed there for a second trying to recover, you stood up once again but as you turned back towards the robots.

Only to be faced with three robots aiming their fully charged laser canons pointing straight at you. But just as they shot away their lasers you felt someone tackling you in the side, sending both you and flying along sand. You landed on top of him and met eye to eye with Kid Flash and said ”Thank you”. You both then got back to work destroying robots.

After all the robots were destroyed you walked up to Kid Flash and threw your arms around him. ”Thank you for saving me” you said gratefully. Wally was caught of guard for a moment but then laid his arms around you too. Wally then made a choice and said ”Uhm Y/n, i was wondering if you wanted to maybe go on a date with me, maybe we could start discussing our chemistry project”.

”Wally?!” you asked shocked, Kid Flash then pulled of his hood revealing the freckled face of Wally West. After your shock was gone you said ”Yes, i’d like a date” and gave Wally a small kiss on the lips.

But your moment was then ruined by Artemis yelling ”Get a room!”.

[ohcoolnice]

Hello! I'm bored so I wanted to know if you had any theories for Chain of Iron (even crack theories)

or another way to entertain me Ill take anything

I think you mean Chain of Thorns so that's what I'm gon do (also sorry this took so long i saved it as a draft and then forgot ajksdkaskl)

Alrighty here we go:

- Lucie weilds a badass army of ghosts

- Matthew dies

- and comes back as a vampire because I cannot handle another character dying at this point in my life

- Charles dies

- and that's fine because I neither really love nor hate him he just kind of exists for me so rip boi u gon yeet

- thotiana? ha bitch die please

- i cry

- you cry

- we all cry

- christopher saves the day (again. he should be on the cover tbh this boi is not only so precious, but also the hero every time)

- somehow Jesse is kidnapped by his mother and her sugar daddy

- The clave doesn't find out about Lucie because otherwise....why would they trust a herondale again (they let Imogen be inquisitor, Herondales are still super respected by the time Jace is revealed to be one and it'd be hard to believe that everyone just DOESN'T talk about that fact that one of the blackthorns used to be dead and that a herondale is the one who brought the boi back to life by just TELLLING HIM GOD WHAT A LEGEND) anyways so yep

- possibly Anna dies?

- the new shadowhunter could be a morgenstern? I mean....where ARE they? like they''ve only appeared in TMI so they gotta show up no?

- I'm a clown ahahahha

- i no longer trust anything so I'm just going to say everyone dies and this way i shouldn't feel any pain when a character i don't want to die dies

- still if anything happens to Christopher Lightwood I'll literally loose my mind. I don't even mean death. Give this boy a papercut and i'll loose it.

- i mean actually everyone DOES die

- cause it's set in 1903

- well except you know like tessa, magnus, jem, matthew cause he's a vampire

- why is this pain in my life

- Grace somehow manages to get rid of her power (pls i feel so bad it must be such a burden to have that kind of power over men and you can't turn it off even though you want to)

- so first wound, delt by Daisy, second wound delt by Daisy and JAMEs so in conclusion the third wound will be dealt by Oscar the dog

- Oscar will be on the cover

- and he'll be so grumpy because he was left behind

- Matthew is a disney princess hahahahahhhahahaha

- At least ONE character finally gets some GODDAMN THERAPY PLEASE

- i gotta go run errands kjalkfjslkjas but i'll probably come up with more later

[tellywoodtrash]

immj2 20.11.20

new title card! everyone looking hottttttttttttttttt af!

no for real though, this chick needs to fucking insure her feet or something. itne disaster-prone pair maine zindagi mein nahi dekhe.

this idiot. honestly, he needs to know to pick his battles. he used to be soooooooo smart and shaatir. now he’s just dumb as fuckkkkkkk, the way he’s playing the game. i really don’t understand. i just don’t.

“riddhima tumhe pata hai tumhari problem kya hai? tum khud aage badhke apne bure waqt ki ghadi set karti ho.” lmaooooooo that’s a brilliant line and exactly what she does!

standard DON’T YOU DARE LOOK AT MY FAMILY WRONG blah blah from riddhima.

trollolololololololololol i honestly just put up with this character just to see vishal play himmmmmmm

blah blah tell dadi that i should get the business, then the property, then the family, and then this room of his....... ew, gross implication of that room thing aside, bro slow your rolllllllllllll. also why are you tellling her all this??? why the fuckkkkk would you give her a heads-up?!?!!?!?

sweetheart bhi bola. ugh. i hate when any man calls any woman that. it sounds patronizing and condescending as fuckkkk. also i just don’t get why he wants to be like vansh so muchhhhhhhhh when HIS PERSONALITY IS OBJECTIVELY BETTER THAN VANSH’S WAS?!!?!?!!?

ok i’m bored with this scene now and fwding.

pls sis, don’t say wohiiiiiiiii shakal and all. new shakal is >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> old shakal. like, i have no words to describe the improvement.

here aryan be making some stupid shady deals and he’s like mwahahahahaha now that vansh is gone, there’s no one to stop me!!!!!! dude, he literally used to do that to prevent you from going to fucking jail, lmao. you are so fuckingggggggg dumb istg.

“sivaaye mere!” snort. this i’m gonna enjoyyyyyyyyyyy.

aryan like TU KAUN MAIN KHAMAAKHAAAAN?!!!?!? and quite rightly so.

this is their new thing in the show. they show this angle of kabir jab uski kuch zyaaaada hi khisakkkkk jaati hai. 

AKLSJALKFJSLKDJFLSDKJFLKDSJLFKJDSLKFJDSLKJFLSKJD OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

“seedhe mooh baat kii thi. tameez se jawaab dena chahiye tha.”

lmaooooooooooooooo i can’tttttttttt with this fuckerrrrrrr. why is he so fuckingggggg hilarious?????

meanwhile bhaabiji is back at mandir place asking around about vihaan. she’s describing him as “bodybuilder type” which, lol......... ok.

chaiwaala is i know who he is and can give you deets.

she’s like yehiiii haina???? and he’s like yeah kinda, but hotter. way hotter. ok he didn’t say it. i’m saying it. BUT IT’S THE TRUTH, COME ON!!!!!!!!!!!

holy shit she just had to give him 2x my wholeass monthly rentttttttt to get the deets. what the fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk????? ALSO MY GOD WHO JUST CARRIES AROUND THIS MUCH CASH IN THEIR LIL DINKY GOING-TO-THE-MANDIR PURSE???????????

bhaiyyaji very very happy with his loot of the day butttttttttttt.........

lmao this one like I WORKED REALLY HARD AS AN ACCOUNTANT TO EARN THAT WAD OF CASH THAT SHE JUST HANDED TO YOU OK??????? YOU THINK SHE MAKES THIS MUCH AS NO-NAME PHYSIOTHERAPIST WITH A GRAND TOTAL OF ONE CLIENT????? AND NOW I’VE HAD TO SWITCH CAREERS. IN THE MIDDLE OF A PANDEMIC. I HAD TO LEARN A WHOLEEEEEEEE NEW SKILLSET. YOU KNOW HOW MANY HOURS I SPENT ON COURSERA AND UDEMY AND GITHUB RIGHT AFTER FALLING OFF A CLIFF?????????? DO YA???????????

sorry shaktimaan.

“virus hoon main. ek baar laga gaya na toh zindagi ka file corrupt kar doonga.” lmaoooooooooo lord the dumbass tech related metaphorsssss.

ok that’s a bit much but mmmmmm baby i love to watch you work. esp. this outfit, unf. it’s really getting me so damn hot for you.

khud ki hi biwi ka phone number score karke itnaaaaaa khush kisi ko hote hue pehli baar dekha hai.

lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

aryan, who is literally tied to a chair is growling at kabir about how this won’t end well for him and kabir’s like..............

snorttttttttt i love this psychopathhhhhh.

kabir is like just use your ickle brain cell lil one. i’m a cop. i have alllll the details of every single shady thing you’ve done. first i’ll show it to the family, then to the authorities. and then there miiiiiiiiiiight be an encounter later.......... lmao yessssssssss, i love it.

“woh kya haina, samajhdaar ko ishaara kaafi hota hai. lekin tum itne samajhdaar nahi ho na, iss liye itne detail mein samjhaana pada!” i really cannot stop laughing at this scene. truly the evil bros dynamic i have been craving for from this show.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand that is enough for aryan to maarofy palti.

but ooooooooooops. he called him kabir. which we know is this one’s sore spot these days.

“kabir.................... sir?” lmfaooooooooooooo

hahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha

bitch wht you callllllll vansh?????

“kabir...... bhai.”

OMFG THE STRAIGHT UP ORGASM FACE HE MADE AT THAT?!?!!??!?! JESUS KABIR I THINK YOU NEED THERAPY FOR THIS. EVEN FREUD DIDN’T COME UP WITH A THEORY FOR WHATEVER FREAKY “BHAIYYA ISSUES” YOU HAVE GROWN ALL OF A SUDDEN OUTTA NOWHERE.

aryan is literally like...............................

“ab BHAIYYA ki do baat dhyaaaaan sunna, ok????”

ok deal done. do shady fuckers have allied. kaisi ram milaaye usa-uk type jodi hai paapiyon ki.

aryan like but everything belongs to dadi now, and dadi is forsho gonna hand it all over to her laadli riddhima, who hates your guts.

“tum jitna smart mujhe samajhte ho, usse kahinnnnnn zyaada smart hoon main.”

aryan like ok but fr how exactly are you gonna achieve this??????/

“bhagwaan ne pehle hi tumhe dimaag kam diya hai. issi umar mein sab use karloge toh aage kya karoge??? jitna bola gaya hai, utna karo.” LMAO PLS MAN CAN WHOEVER IS WRITING KABIR’S LINES WRITE THEM FOR VIHAAN TOOOOOOOO. COZ THESE ARE GENUINELY SO FUNNY AND HIS ARE SOOOOOOO FUCKING LAME.

riddhima walks in to aryan having already gotten dadi’s ear and having kabir involved in the business. he’s already signing papers and shit! idhar mereko debit card use karte waqt 4 baar sign karna hota hai to prove i’m the actual owner and didn’t just steal it from somewhere, and this guy just got signing authority to a wholeass empire in half an hour.

aryan talking soooooooooooo nicely about kabir and riddhima is like OK FOR SURE THIS FUCKER HAS BEEN THREATENED AND/OR BRIBED.

lmaooooooooo aryan again referred to him as “kabir” and K just cleared his throat all ominously. and promptlyyyyyyy aryan’s like “KABIR BHAI!!!! KABIR BHAI!!!!!!!!!”

uska jhattttt jawaaab bhi mil gaya universe se, hahahahahaha.

kaunsa bhai, kahaan ka bhai, haaaaan??????

oh boy. this angle again.

“isse vansh bhai ki jagah dena, business mein involve karna; kya deal hui hai tumhari, kitne mein becha hai tumne apne aap ko; bolo?!?!?!? ki tumhe yeh achanak se apna bhai lagne laga hai????” DAMN. I LOVE ISHANI. SHE’S SHARP AS A TACK. WHY THE FUCK WON’T DADI JUST GIVE HER THE EMPIRE?????????

dadi talking blah blah anupriya ka beta hai, yeh bhi tumhare bhai haina. god shut upppppppppp dadi.

“jeete-jee toh nahi, dadi. mere liye bhai ka sirf ek matlab tha, vansh bhai.” aw mannnnnnnnnnnn. i really hope we get more ishani/vansh-vihaan when he enters the house. i really wanna see more of their bond. he always was so soft for siya, but it’s so obvious that ishani loves him beyond belief. what a shame to not show us more of that.

“respect earn kii jaati hai, zabardasti lee nahi jaati.” DAMN RIGHT SIS. YOU TELL EMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

ab iss angle mein atke issko yeh kaun samjhaaye???

you know that realllllllllly dumbass cringeworthy song called psycho saiyyaan? they should remake it for this show and call it “aaya mora BHAIYYA psycho!!!”

so apt!

dadi apologizing some more for ishani and giving kabir khulaaaaaaaa rein to handle business. riddhima not happy about this and decides kuchhhhh toh karna hogaaaaaa.

she finally remembers of angre’s existence and that he is the only one who’ll really help her.

ISS GHAR KE SAARE MARD EK SE BADHKAR EK PAAGAL HAIN.

riddhima saying the saaaaaaame thing.

angre se bro ka judaai sahaa nahi jaa raha. brotp ho toh aisa.not that vansh articularly deserves this much love and loyalty, seeing the way he treated angre, but angre’s saying he was my boss, bhai, dost, everythingggggg to meeeee. awwww.

BUT ALSO THIS FUCKER FULLLLLY DOING THIS DRAMA HAVING HELPED VANSH SURVIVE AND CHANGE IDENTITIES, LIKH KE LELO MERE SE.

ishani coming in and is like at least he’s grieving bhai’s death. you toh let some other fucker into the house on bhai’s terhvi itself.

“sab apni life mein aage badh gaye hain. aise behave karr rahe hain jaise kuch hua hi nahi hai! kisi ko koi parvaah hi nahi hai ki vansh bhai humaare beech nahi hain.” aw mannn, i honestly love her the mosttttttttttttttt.

she’s like angre’s trying to take his pain out, usse toh chain paane do.

riddhima got a message from chaiwaala (no, not the one at 7, race course road) and bounces.

meanwhile angre is telling ishani to give the belt back and stop pretending she gives a fuck about him. she’s like i don’t, but i know you loved bhai as much as i do. so i won’t let you do this to yourself.

she’s like if you really want to honour him and give him peace, then we need to make a plan so that the fucker who’s ghusofied into his house can’t take his place. OMG YOU GUYS THEY’RE TEAMING UPPPPPPP?!?!?!??!!?  A GENTLE BREAKTHROUGH!!!!!!!! HONESTLY, VANSH’S DEATH HAS BROUGHT NOTHING BUT GOOD THINGS TO THIS SHOW.

cutiepie is waiting for wifey to show up. has some stupidass tech dialogue to maarofy about it but the less said about that, the better.

“message padha bhi nahi??? kaise pata karoon????” lmao itna bada hacker hai, and he’s at the mercy of whatsapp ka blue tick feature like the rest of us. 

not to worry boo. she’s on her waaaaaay.

WHY THE FUCK DOES HE STILLLLLLLL HAVE ALL THE PICS OF THE FAM LYING OUT IF HE KNOWS SHE’S GONNA SHOW UP?!?!!?!?!?!

“intezaar bhi tab tak cute lagta hai jab tak frustrate na kar de; miss..... pretty raisinghania!” dude, whether he’s vansh or not, he’s simping so hard for her. i fucking love it.

oh shit she walks in as he’s heartttttteyeing over her piccccccc.

oh nope. he’s the flash flying jatt. already disappeared behind his desk.

yeah girl. i know. I KNOW!!!!!!!

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Could you do like a quick tutorial?

yes ofc (sorry i didnt understAND THE FIRST TIME LFMAMFOAIFWNAWI) itll be under a cut- which doesn’t work on mobile so u know :~~) sorry to my followers !!!

edit: THIS GOT KINDA VERY LONG- I KNOW YOU SAID QUICK BUT FOAIWNOAWINAWO ; ________ ; theres no quick way for me to explain this fjawefaoweifawnoe :~~( i didnt want to make you confused so i included pictures and i tried my best afhfhwoeiawo so it got Pretty Long and i APOLOGIZE HAHFHAOFWINAFOw 

EDIT AGAIN: OK I FORGOT!!! I HAVE A WINDOWS COMP!!!! SO !!! MAKE SURE YOU KNOW THAT THE ‘ALTS’ AND STUFF ARE A LIL DIFF ON MAC (IDK WHAT THEY ARE BUT JFJAJFOAIW YEAH…….. i cant…. help u there…..) 

EDIT AGAIN AGAIN: i proofread this once. and its. 3;30 am so … if i said smth dumb or didnt make sense pls pls telll meeee…!!!! and like. i apologize if i missed any spelling mistakes or anythign ajfjjjawfjowaei im just a Fool!!!! 

oki dokey! its honestly p simple one u memorize the Steps! (if there’s anything you’re still ?? abt pls pls message me! im bad at typing out instructions so like jfjajfhgowigowa im scared i’ll leave u MORE confused mfmmgg) !!! 

i’ll use my lil red riding chan gif to show you!!!

1) open up the video

open up whatever video you plan on giffing !! (”file” > “navigate” > open up whatever video it is you want to gif!) 

2) cutting to the scene you want

using the snipping tool, you’ll cut the video where you want to start the gif. then you’ll let it play till where you want the gif to end! and hit the scissor icon again. now you’ll have the desired clip. 

now you’ll have 3 ‘layers’ in the layers tab. you can go ahead and delete the top and bottom layers so you only have the middle layer (the one i have highlighted)!

(side note: if you’re trying to get it PRECISE and down to the frame, using the toggles that allow you to go from frame to frame is helpful! 

this’ll let you get it down to precisely where you’d like!) 

3) getting the frames

(make sure the layer is highlighted)

so you see the four lil lines? you click on those and you’ll get a drop down menu. 

so as i’ve highlighted, you’ll click on “convert frames” and then “flatten frames into clips” 

you will now have the frames from the video! ok, now you click on the “convert to frame animation” button! (the one i’ve circled) 

now your timeline should look like this: 

now going back to the four little lines from earlier: 

you’re going to “make frames from layers” 

your timeline should now be filled with all the frames from your video! 

(side note: try to keep your gif less than 80 frames. the bigger your gif the bigger the file the more trouble you’ll have saving, uploading, etc. tumblr has a limit on size for gifs so ! be very wary ! )

4) timing

so every frame has a lil time code on it! 

as you can see, the first one is 1.27 seconds, the second is 0 seconds- i can’t speak for every gifmaker, so i’ll just say what kind of speeds i personally use. i really prefer a little bit of a slower gif- to me it feels a little smoother and is easier on the eyes, and if you’re adding text to your gif, then the reader has a bit more time to read (if your subs change in the middle or smth) 

so going back to our four lil lines 

you click on “select all frames” (or you can click on the first frame, scroll to the end of the frames and while holding your ‘shift’ key, you click on the last frame; has the same result!) now, you go to the lil drop down arrow next to the time code on any of the frames, and input your time settings! 

i use the setting of 0.07 seconds! its a little slower. some people do ‘0.05′ and some people will leave the gif at its original speed (which is ‘0′ second delay) !!!

and now you hit ‘ok’ and your times should all be the same! at this point, give the frames a once over and see if everything is running fine and you have all the frames you want, by clicking on the play button and seeing how it looks.

(side note: make sure that your looping times is set to ‘Forever’!!!)

if everything is fine then you can move on! if you think that you’d like to remove some frames then you can select those frames individually (or by the clicking and shift method from earlier) and using the lil trash icon. you can delete those frames! now you should have all the frames you want!

5) cropping + resizing 

from your tools sidebar, you’ll pick the crop tool 

in the bar along the top of the screen, you’ll see a lil drop down menu

okay, this is also another preference thing? so like, depending on the set you’re making, you might want like a different size! 

in the first gif, i used ‘W x H x Resolution’ option, whereas the second gif i used the ‘4:5 (8:10)’ ratio! so like, its v dependent on what kind of gif you’re making. for 2x2 or 3x3 sets i tend to use 4:5 while single sets i use a free ratio so i can crop how i’d prefer the gif to look! 

so with the red riding hood gif i used the ‘4:5′ ratio! 

when you choose an option, you’ll get this sort of screen 

if you click once, you’ll be given a grid and the ability to now resize!!! 

when you’re happy with your selection, you can click the checkmark i circled in the first picture, and it’ll crop your image!

yay!! okay! now you have to resize the image! so you go to the top of the screen and you choose: ‘Image’

from here you’ll choose ‘Image Size’ or alternatively hit ‘ALT + CTRL + I’ 

you’ll get this dialogue box !!! where you can now imput your width (the height will automatically resize!) 

alright so for sets, i’m not too sure about other ppl, but i resize my gifs following this usually! 

500 pixels == 1 gif

245 pixels == 2 gifs side by side

160 pixels == 3 gifs side by side 

those sizes usually look fine on tumblr and also work well with the image size limit!!! 

(i resized this gif to 245px because i was putting 2 gifs side by side!) 

after you’ve imputed the size, you can now hit okay! you’ll get this dialogue box:

go ahead and tick the ‘don’t show again’ and then click ‘Convert’ 

6) sharpening

okay, normally, you’d have to go through frame by frame and sharpen, but ; v ; your time gets eaten tf up so like… this is just the way i sharpen all the frames at the same time!! 

so go ahead and select everything in your time line, either by the shift++click method or by going to the ‘select all frames’, and then go over to the layers panel and click on the bottom most frame, then scroll to the top and while holding shift, click on the top most frame. 

everything should be selected like this! 

go the four lines again and click on the convert to video timeline

your timeline should now look like this: 

okay, now, going back to your top bar, you’ll pick ‘Filter’ 

and then click on ‘Convert for Smart Filters’ 

(side note: you’ll get another dialogue box i believe, so just tick the do not show and go ahead and continue) 

clicking on filter again, you’ll go down to ‘Sharpen’ and then ‘Smart Sharpen’. you should get another dialogue box 

these are the settings that i use! and once you put them in, you can go ahead and press okay, and your gif will be sharpened 

(side note: there’s only SO much that sharpening can do to your gif. the best scenario: you have a video thats 1080p and the sharpening will add. but if your video quality isn’t the greatest then be understanding, ps can only do so much… also !!! some ppl sharpen twice, if you think it’ll look good you can go ahead and do that!!! i prefer to sharpen once, so that it doesn’t get too grainy!!!) 

your gif is now sharpened!!! 

7) colouring 

uhh this one i can’t give you too many instructions for?? bc every gifmaker tends to have their own colouring style. it’ll really be up to your discretion and preference on how you colour things!!! 

these are the tools when it comes to colouring!!! you can like… go to town and test different colourings! i shit you not… this is what takes me the LONGEST during giffing now.. like once i had the process down?? i was like ???? what should i make the colouring??? 

this is without colouring ^^

this is with my colouring ^^ 

this is what i had on this specific gif- every video will vary and you’ll soon figure out what colourings suit what videos or lightings or etc !!! 

8) watermarking (optional) 

this is optional but like………. in this day and age…………………….

so you select the text tool and you just type your url in whatever font you want??? 

these are the settings i use!!! and then i set the ‘Opacity’ at however much i think is suitable. (darker gifs, i might make the watermark a lil less visible, whereas brighter gifs i’ll make it a lil stronger!)

9) saving to the web 

YAY! we’re done! you made the gif! pat your back!!! 

mm okay now you have to save it !! so you can either do ‘CTRL++SHIFT++ALT++S’ or!!! 

‘File > Export > Save for Web (Legacy)’ 

your gif will take a moment to render, but when it does you’ll get this screen!!! 

these are the settings you should adjust to !!! 

(side note: pay attention to the size !! 

above certain mb your gif will be too big to upload !!! and tumblr will give you an error and tell you to try sizing down!!!)

also make sure: 

that it says ‘Forever’ !!!! 

and finally !! give your gif a play by clicking on the play button! make sure everything is fine and that your gif loops, and everything looks how you want it!!!

if you’re happy with how everything looks! 

click save !!! 

you can chose where you wanna save it and name it aptly !!! 

10) BASK IN YOUR AWESOMENESS!!! (AKA: uploading your gif) 

i wont explain this but now u get to upload your !! gif to tumblr!! eee :D 

and there she is!! isnt she BEAUTIFUL??? :~~) hehe !! 

anyway, i hope i helped explain this as CLEARLY as possibelf jfjfjaowiefnaweoia lmaooo this was ridiculously long so i apologize for that :~~( but i hope i helped you out! eee happy giffing angel!!!

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i cANNOT BELIEVE SHE IS A MEME I CANNOT BELIEVE EVERYONE IS A MEME WHAT IF THIS IS THE MEME LEGACY AND I DIDNT KNOW

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RAVENCLAW PRIDE!!!!!

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HE ISNT HIRING HE HAS THE REST OF THE GLOWT3 AND A LOT OF FANS

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I know ;_______; I have less than no regrets, she’s upping the value of my posts so much XD

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[lemontiii]

Quick question but is rosemary month gonna be on this October??

[hunandonly]

hello tumblr user hunandonly,, you told me to ask you this so pls explain,, how on earth is hunh*n better than god's gift to earth, xiuhan ???? bc honestly, sounds phaké.

noah fence but: hunhan by elaine! and @whatiskanye @xin-squared and @stunningsoo okay!!!so as you know me, being the only hunhan shipper in the gc, struggles and faces oppression 24/7 but heres my essay about why i love them so muhc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

i also wrote a rant before abotu where hunhan is now, and its here in case you want 2 7read it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I LOVE HUNHAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THATS IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hunhan started at the very beginning, so mama era, the most iconic interview of all time was probably the one in which the k members were asked to describe specific m members, and sehun very willingly chose to describe luhan. he explained there about the two and how close they were, describing their bubble tea dates and how they enjoyed going out together. the words were enforced by kyungsoo, who said that the two were always together!!!!!!!!!nice

this was followed by the second huge interview of sehuns wishes to luhan, who was in china at the time. this also was when we found out about sehuns nickname to luhan, which was “xiao lu” which transllates 2 little dear. sehun continues wishing him good luck and tellls him that “[HE] LOVES [HIM] ALWAYS”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!FycjDKHFIkjc FUKCfhjCKFUkc

continuing on w exo’s disney trip, the two were pretty much inseprable, containing the iconic moment of luhan jumping over a pole so that he didnt have 2 let go of sehuns hand nice

moving on to WOLF ERA!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE BEST FUCKifn Era in the WHOE FUCKIGN WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the reason why heather says im living in 2013!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i wold DIE 4 WOLF ERA@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

wolf era was the era that really shovved hunhan along!!!!!the iconic moment in which sehun is leanign towarsd luhan and luhan is shy makes my heART HURT,,,,,this is the era in which the two have the spot together in the front at the end. the two were really close this era im just goijng to cry for another five hujndred fuckign hours i have so many emotions and so little time im just going to say that they loved each other very much thtis era this era = highlight of my life

growl era and overdose era were both messy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this is when taohun and xiuhan came along!!!!!!!!1 and this was also when the first sm priduced hunhan photo came out, and when luhan left exo@!!!! ncie pLEASE READ THE LINK stated abocve it covers lhunhan through the lost planet to today thanks its really loign and im not goign 2 type it out but i can summarie=ze it w the words cartier and tears pls read it thanks 

other key hunhan parts include the little things the two members share!!! luhan has this thing with sehuns chin that he does, which is tapping the bottom slightly. sehun squirms at this but always manages to smile in the end. after luhan left, it is seen that jongin does this to sehun in times when sehuns crying or feeling really down! my friend wrote another analysis in case you want to read that about luhan’s feelings fro sehuns chin

another key hunhan thing is their nicknames. luhan calls sehun sehunnie much like the other members, but sehun calls luhan xiao lu, and hes stillthe only membet r to do so. the rest either call him lu, luhan-hyung, or luhan-ge, ge and  hyung both words to use at htee end of names to repect someone older than you

luhan also treats sehun out to bubble tea dates, sehuns favorite flavor being chocolate, and luhans taro. but get this!!!!!!lLUHAN dOESNT LIKE TEA, or tea in general. he prefers coffee(iced americano 2 be eggzact), but luhan brings sehun out every time, the only one willign to be with him, the other members refusing 

sehun alsao gets really jealous when other members spend 2 mcuh time with luhan. one time he ignored the stnading pattern so he could stand with luhan, and when mmebers are being too close he gets in between them and turns luhan the other way. when other memebrs are talking with luhan, he looks down and doesnt involve himself in the conversation. i have a masterpost u wanna see it

other little things!!!!!!!!!! if youve watched weekly idol you also know how hunhan shares a daddy kink!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nice sehun calls luhan son and im goign 2 shut up now b4 angry fans come!!!!!!!!!!!! 

sehun also openly tells luhan that he loves him a lot…..and by a lot i mean a lot a lto!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! watch this link 2 be saved of sehun telling luhan he loves him in chinese durin thee intermission of happy camp while im talkign about chinese and sehun SEHUN LEarNED CHINese 2 COMmuNTIcate WITH lUhaN bETTER when WILl uR ufCKIGN faVES evER!!!!!!!! yixing says that hes not the one teaching sehun chiense????????????????/so

WHILE im at it luhan sang lost stars 4 sehun,,,sehun mentioned that lost stars was one of his favortie songs in an interview, and jongin(??) agreed that it was a ncie song, adn a few days later, at luhans first solo concert, luhan sand lost stars………im really

idk i just find hunhan so beautiful and pure and sweet and loving that i really cant do anything about it ;(((((((((((((((((((((how can u even ship x*uhan?????????????????? change ur ways hunhan is the purest thing ever and the best hte cutest the most pure they jsut love each other so much and i have big hopes 4 them

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immj2 02.11.20 lb

this fucking episode my dudes. i just went through it like...

business maharani is doing some more bitchification of bhaabi, ki dekho phir nikal gayi aapke peeche. even used the same lameass mandir excuse, the idiot, instead of coming up with something new.  

hubs like riddhima is a major pain in the ass, but she's MY PAIN IN THE ASS, where isss sheeee, why isn't she back yet???????? is she ok????????????

ishani getting a call about someone in the hospital and......

bitch, it's her friend who's in the hospital. why the fuck would anyone call ISHANI of all people if riddhima was in the hospital????

lo aa gayi.

gujarat registration gaadi waale bhaiyya was a careful driver. unlike literally everyone else on tellywood. good for him.

concern!maxxxxxxxxxxx about her haalat.

asks about her bleeding hand and she's like i'll tell you if you tell me about how YOUR hand got hurt. noice.

again, rrahul's not putting on the vansh voice in this scene and it's 300% more watchable. for the love of god stop directing him in a way that impedes his performance!!!!!!! LET THE MAN MOVE HIS FACE AND TALK IN HIS NORMAL VOICE!!!!!!!!!!!

cliche dialogue about “shareer ke ghaav jaldi bhar jaate hain par dil ke ghaav..........”

this asshole is like yeah who would know that better than me???? BITCH WHAT IS THIS, THE TRAUMA OLYMPICS???

she's thinking ki yeah, i'm not gonna fall for your fakeass parwaah anymore. good. i like. she needed this stupidass illusion of her's broken longggggggggg back.

ohohohohoho ib waala mangalsutra breaking and slipping off trope idhar bhi hai.

“tooti hui cheezein kabhi kabhi dobara nahi judti.”

dialogue maarke chali gayi, lol.

but notice she's the one who caught it anyway. which makes me think she's gonna choose him/this relationship YET AGAIN. *deeeeeeeepest sigh in the world that sucks up all the oxygen in the atmosphere*

“jaise mera dil.”

OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH.

“lekin ab waqt aa gaya hai bohut se cheezon ko sahi karne ka.”

again, he looks menacing and all, but is probably just talking about making sure all the paperwork is up to date for upcoming end of year audits. he's a very rich accountant, remember???

ragini's medical reports have come.

lol being married to ishani is taking yearssssssss off angre's lifespan. roz naya tension, naya drama.

also, angre refers to vansh as "vansh bhai" when talking about him to ishani, but calls him "boss" when referring directly. interesting. veryyyyyyyyyyyyyyy interesting. you guys need to sort out that relationship, my dudes. it's the only stable, healthy one in this whole damn show.

ishani is like you're his right hand, what the hell are you doing about riddhima spying on him and getting all up in his business???????? dang, this might be the first conversation they're having about their only common interest: vansh's well being.

also i notice ki shivaay ke saare shirts angre ko diye gaye hain. huh, the shirts must have a kanji eyed wearer clause in their contract.

“mujhe shakti dijiye ke main apne emotions se upar uthke sahi ke saath khadi rahoon.”

damn, first time i've had a lil respect for riddhima. i mean, i know ultimately it's all gonna go to shit, but she's trying.

lmao a dhaarmik aarti version of the title track is playing. a version for every situation!

“main ragini ko bacha ke rahoongi. yeh mera aapse, ragini se, aur apne aap se vaada hai.”

YESSSSSSSSSSS BITCH, SISTERS OVER MURDEROUS MISTERS!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG WHY WON'T Y'ALL JUST DRESS HIM LIKE THIS, LIKE ARNAV, WITH THE SHIRT AND SWEATER COMBOOOOOOOOOOOOO. PLS GODDDDDDDDDDDD STOP DRESSING HIM WITH THAT STUPID SCARF WAALA BLAZERRRRRRRRRRRRR I BEG OF YOUUUUUUUUUU

he's talking to some shadow (def a woman) about how they're his humraaz about the whole ragini issue and nothing is hidden from them and how everything is going as they planned and the story will end soon.

it might be siya but omg i hope to goddddddddddddd it's ishani. i really really reallly want it to be ishani and see the hot demon siblings do some scheming and planning together. the sibs that conspire together, stay together!!!!!!!!!

menacing growling about riddhima and how he needs shadow chick's help in "handling" her, so that she doesn’t leave the house.

“chaahe VR mansion uske liye jail bann jaaye, i don't care.” cool, real healthy. also copied from this week's naagin 5. i'm telling you, these two shows be copying their homework off each other.

vansh leaning real hard on how he trusting shadow chick. hmmmm. reallyyyy hope it's ishani. though can’t say i wouldn’t be delighted if siya also turns out to be just as fucking twisted as him.

ofc ms. snoopy here has come to snoop. SIS TUM THAK NAHI JAATI KYA ISS SAB SE. MUJHE TOH DEKHTE HI THAKAAN HO GAYI HAI AND I NEEDS ME SOME GLUCON D.

“ragini riddhima se jeete-jee milna toh door, usse dekh bhi na sake.”

uh a little too late for that my man, lol. your girls already had a catchup session this afternoon. they're going for brunch and manis next weekend!

oh ho, she knows that angre's gone out. so this is def someone else in the house. DAMN, I'M REALLY INVESTED IN THIS SHADOW NOW.

yaaar, kya haalat bana rakhi hai shivaay ke room ki. best room hota tha iss set ka, aur isko bas ek random space banaa rakha hai.

ASLKFJSLDKJFLSDKJFLDKSF

this fucker crazyyyyy. like fulllll on flipping cray cray!!!!!!!!!!!!!

wow ok he's shaking from rage. more unhinged than i've ever seen him. which is really something. something scary as fuckkkkkkkk.

kudos to riddhima for just being like same old, same old, instead of being scared. i'm really liking i-give-no-fucks-riddhima.

DUDE. THIS FUCKER HAS COMPLETELY LOST IT.

also knife play copied from shivaay. this dude like a much much worse version of shivaay. never thought that would be possible, but never say never with ITV and the year 2020.

ok i don't like this angry version of him that's outta control, all shaking and growling and panting. not only is it really bad acting, it's hard to take seriously as menacing. ppl are always scarier when they're ice fucking cool with their anger.

blah blah blah some more growled warnings and riddhima and i are just here like............. “ok and????”

she's not even allowed to leave the room.

oooooh brave sis questioning him back and provokingggggggggg himmmmmmmmmm. got a death wish, this one, but i like her like this. i was sick of her just collapsing all over the place weeping. thaaaaaank god she found her longlost backbone.

“tum jaise haiwaan ki baat kabhi nahi maanungi.”

sarcastic slow clapping and slightly turned on by this show of dheentness.

“chalo aaj tumhari bahaaduri ko celebrate karte hain.”

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

“piyo, zeher nahi milaaya hai ismein.”

OK NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT I'M DEFINITELY THINKING THAT YOU HAVE.

omg ridhhimaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa you idiottttttt.

ok he's def put something in it. his face almost looking pitying as he takes the glass back.

“jaao. jahaan jaana hai jaao. nahi rokunga tumhe.”

ohhhhhhhhhh boy.

dslkfjsdlfkjdslkfjdslkjflkd her legs don't work no moreeeeeeeee.

THIS FUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. JESUS CHRIST THIS CRAZY ASS FUCKING D;SLFKJ;SLDKFJ;LDSKJF;LDKJ

EVEN THE CHANNEL PUTTING BIG BOLD DISCLAIMER OVER THE SCENE LIKE THIS SHIT IS SERIOUSLY UNHINGED AND FICTIONAL THE CHANNEL ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT CONDONE THIS FUCKING MADNESSSSSSSSS

I CANNOT STOP SCREAMING THIS FUCKERRRRRRR IS OH MY FUCKING GOD WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUCK IS THIS THIS SHIT IS MAKING 4 LIONS MEN LOOK LIKE SOFT CUDDLY LIL SOFTBOIS I AM LITERALLY GOING OUTTA MY MIND WITH RAGE AND ANGUISH WHAT THE FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

i need a break. i seriously need a break to go cuddle my cat coz my god this deranged fucking showwwwwwwwwww.

ok cuddle break done. i’m not feeling any better but at least the tears of blood have stopped flowing from my eyes?

all i gots to say at this point is that CHEELANSHU SINGHANIA FROM NAAGIN 5 WOULD NEVER DO THIS. ONCE AGAIN SANKIIII CHEEL BOY >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> HUMAN MEN.

“haiwaan hoon main. rakshas hoon. aur rakshas kuch bhi kar sakta hai.”

electric chair for you, dude. ELECTRIC FUCKING CHAIR, GREEN MILE STYLE.

he literally gave her a paralytic.

“isse ek luxury relaxing spa treatment ki tarah enjoy karna.”

OMG I WISH I HAD SOMEONE MAKE ME SLIP INTO A PARALYTIC COMAAAAAAAAAA WHAT ELSE COULD A GIRL WANT FROM PRINCE CHARMING UWU TRUE WUVVVVVVVVV

omg inn paplu taplu ka chip waala naatak abhi bhi chal raha hai BIGGER THINGS HAVE HAPPENED IN THE HOUSE YOU IDIOTS KEEP THE FUCK UP LITERALLY NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR SADAA HUA MEMORY CARD ANYMOREEEEEEEEEE

anyway they decide to put it in the bank locker. omg why though, under the mattress was suchhhhhhh a safe and secure spot!!! badal kyun rahe ho tum log?!?!?!!?!?

“good morning.”

sis, lower half is paralysed. haath abhi bhi kaam kar rahein haina??? PICK UP WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU CAN GET YOUR HANDS ON AND HURL IT AT HIS FUCKING HEADDDDDDDDDDD

“don't worry, bas kuch der ki baat hai. uske baad tum apne pairon pe khadi ho sakti ho. main tumhari help kar deta hoon.”

TELLL HIM SIS. TELL HIM TO STAY THE FUCK AWAY AND NEVER EVER COME WITHIN A 3 DISTRICT RADIUS OF YOU. 

“phir se zidd. tumhara naam riddhima nahi, ziddhima hona chahiye tha.”

ok can't deny i lol'd at that.

OK NO BACK TO HATING HIM. PUNS WILL GET YOU NOWHERE WITH ME, YOU BLOODY PSYCHOPATH.

“abhi toh bas ek chota dose diya hai jiska asar sirf 10 ghante rehta hai.”

oh how sweet. such a considerate husband. Star Parivaar Pati of The Year you are. haan behen, aur rakho aise pati ke liye karwachauth.

“agar baat nahi maaani, toh agla dose double hoga.”

seriously though, where can i get one of these? all i want is to be put in a coma so that i don't have to be conscious anymore. esp with the USA election today............ give me a 5x dose, daddy.

YEAH RIGHT LIKE SHE'S EVER GONNA CONSUME ANYTHING YOU OFFER HER EVER AGAIN LOL

“tum chaahe kitni bhi koshish karlo vansh, main tumhe ragini ko nuksaan pohunchaane nahi dungi.”

determination toh behen ka top classssssssssssss hai. where do ppl get such mental will from? i face the slightest inconvenience and i need a 6 hour nap to cope.

LMAO VANSH YOU DUMBASS YOU LEFT HER WITH HER PHONEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. YOU KNOW SHE'S A SPY AND HAS SOMEONE ON THE OUTSIDE. YOU WANTED HER NOT TO GET TO RAGINI BUT NOW SHE CAN JUST CALL WHOEVER SHE’S WORKING WITH TO GET RAGINI THE HELP. GOD, BEWAKOOFON KI TOLI HAI YEH SHOWWWWWWWW.

ab yaad aayi kabir ki. my god, he seems like such a mellow weirdo now compared to vansh, just into some casual costume-changing and quasi fratricide. almost a tolerable level of deranged compared to this other fucking madman.

sent a voice note to him.

SHE HEARD SOMEONE COMING AND FLUNG THE PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM INTO A PILE OF CLOTHES. OH HO WHYYYYYYYYYYYY, YOU COULD HAVE LITERALLY JUST HID IT BACK UNDER THE PILLOWS WHERE YOU FOUND IT!?!?!??!?!?!?

“hi riddhima! tumhe iss haal mein dekh kar, dil ko bohut sukoon mil raha hai.”

asldkfsjflkjdslfkjdl i honestly love her the most. she's so fucking petty and hilarious.

ishani is like thank god bhai has seen fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinally seen your real face.

“sirf vansh ne hi nahi, inn sab mein maine bhi vansh ka asli chehra dekh liya hai.”

“kya matlab hai tumhara?!?!!”

ok, i'm thinking ishani is shadow girl. from day 1, she’s wanted riddhima to see vansh in a certain way; as someone dangerous, the way he projects himself. (as opposed to dadi and siya who want her to see his soft side.) this statement from riddhima makes her wary that did she get close to the actual truth. INTERESTING. VERYYYYYYYYY INTERESTINGGGGG.

she's now grumbling about how vansh treats her much better than she actually deserves. I REALLY WANT MORE INSIGHT INTO THIS BROTHER SISTER RELATIONSHIP THEY HAVE IT'S SO INTRIGUINGGGGGGGG

le, kapde chale gaye laundry. phone ke saath.

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precap: kabir listened to the voice note and now him and mummy are in panic about ragini disclosing the truth about 3 years ago. RE DEVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. OFC THESE TWO WERE INVOLVED IN THAT KAAND TOO. LITERALLY EVERY ONE IN THIS SHOW IS A DERANGED MENACE TO SOCIETY.

kabir coming to meet riddhima.

but ofc.

ugh she turned back saying “K.........” and he's like there's literally no one in this house whose name starts with K.

*facepalms for allllll eternity till my godforsaken face itself falls off.*

i think i’ll go watch s2 of mirzapur now. i need something ~~~light and fluffffffffffy~~~ to take my mind off whatever the FUCK this was.