#no one see this actually 🙏

[spheroz]

is wanting people to talk to you attention seeking??? Like real question here, when you just crave someone you know to just liek text you “hi” and ask how you are because you jsut want close relationships where someone actually knows your favorite color attention seeking? That sounds so guilt tripping oh my god, I mean this my brain always just thinks starting a conversation with someone is attention seeking but idk :/

[day-mark]

nrg this is why i fuck with you even if you continue to lose and embarrass yourselves every match

[franeridart]

The Housecat Philosophy - Ep 94

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[myokk]

Eloise is really bad at chess😐

"Milady, you cannot send him there! He will surely die a terrible death, and Murdoch is our finest knight!"

Eloise blinked her bleary eyes at the wizarding chess board, not really comprehending what the tiny pieces were yelling at her. The one that seemed to be doing the most talking was gesticulating wildly and jumping up and down, trying to get her attention. When she had taken the pieces out of the box Sebastian had lent her, they had immediately recognized her and started protesting, appealing to 'their benevolent lord's innate sense of goodness', but their protests fell on deaf ears. Eloise was positive that Sebastian took some sort of perverse pleasure at watching her lose at chess.

In the background, she could hear Ominis's laughter echoing through the Undercroft. His own pieces were quite happy at the moment, preening and occasionally sending rude gestures towards Eloise's, much to Sebastian's amusement. He was narrating their every action to Ominis, whose laughter was egging on his soldiers even more.

"Eloise," Sebastian said, propping his chin up by one hand (entirely too amused, infuriatingly so, why did he have to look so handsome when she was trying to be annoyed at him?), "maybe you should move the knight..." his other hand pointed to an empty space on the board, "...here."

This declaration caused an uproar. There were shouts of betrayal, tiny pieces gesticulating wildly to the carnage surrounding the board as they shouted in vain. She didn't see any other viable moves, so Eloise sighed and ordered the brave little Murdoch to where Sebastian had suggested. Chaos immediately ensued and Ominis's queen gleefully knocked his head off with a violent swing of her scepter. Eloise's pawns all doubled over, sobbing as their most valient knight fell, and her remaining bishop shook his tiny fist in outrage up at her.

After a few more minutes, much to Eloise's ashamed relief and the boys' disappointment, her pieces refused to move for either her or Sebastian. They solemnly collected the remains of their fallen comrades with as much dignity as they could muster and marched off the board and back into their box in a mourning parade of sorts.

Sebastian joined Ominis's pieces as they jeered the losing team off the board, causing Eloise to glare fiercely at him. "You were the one telling me what to do, and they're your pieces! Show some loyalty."

He shrunk away from the intensity of her gaze and held up his hands in protest. "I was suggesting the moves as a joke! After last week's fiasco, I didn't think you'd fall for it again."

Ominis was laughing so hard he was gasping for breath, and the two of them turned to watch him. Even through her irritation, Eloise couldn't help but smile at him - he was always so solemn and these bouts of mirth were few and far between. He managed to speak between bouts of laughter. "I...I couldn't...I couldn't believe it when you sent your bishops one by one into my trap! It was so obvious! And then...and then you..." Ominis dissolved into fits of laughter again and couldn't finish.

Eloise turned her angry glare to him. "We can't all be chess geniuses!"

"I've tried teaching you and you don't listen! For the next time, I'm only going to give you one piece of advice: don't listen to Sebastian." He chuckled once more to himself and then turned slightly to the board, addressing his men (and queen) and giving them a debriefing. He always did this after he won the matches, it was a strange sort of ritual that he seemed to look forward to.

[hewoweens]

sketchbook that is actually an art book that can be presented to other people NO!!!!!!!!!! sketchbook that you could call a shitbook bc it's full of scribbles YEAH! sketchbook that makes u laugh out loud and slap your knee when you draw that shit and flip thru the pages later MASSIVE YES 1000/10 great stuff that is ur circusbook now

[pixlatedvampire]

I havent finished anything in a bit so please enjoy my favorite Grima doodles lmao 💗🥰

[diddykitty746]

For Day 16: Mthology

BEHOLD!

The great wind god Aeolus!!!

(Specifically @gigizetz 's design for Aeolus in Epic: the Musical)

@clownartmonth

[valiantstarlights]

We have all talked about Hob having a thing for goth twinks, but have we considered Dream creating wet dreams that look just like Hob?

Like, every time he gets thirsty for Hob, bam! Another wet-dream!Hob. We have a 1389 mercenary Hob, a 1489 Hob with ink-stained fingers, all up to a 2022 Professor Gadling. But that's not all! Because Dream also has an Ancient Greek Hob in a chiton (inspired by 2022 Hob cheekily calling him "Lord Morpheus," like ONE TIME), a Hob in fishnet stockings, garter belt, and a leather corset with his tits out (inspired by one of Hob's random dreams where he's poledancing in high heels)--there's just, there's a lot, okay.

And, like, Dream can't even send the wet-dream!Hobs out to do their jobs because he gets jealous. So now Dream has a harem--I mean, beg your pardon, Dream has a very respectable group of wet-dream!Hobs in the Dreaming who are increasingly feeling useless and, dare I say it, desperate to please their Creator.

I don't know where exactly I'm going with this, but I'm sure it's in a very spicy direction.

[sweaterrat]

Trade offer

You Zelle me money and I send you the unlisted rottmnt stickers (including the holographic ones)

Please I have too many I need to get rid of them

[kuragesoda]

yumeno kanata gentaro

+ bonus process gif under the cut!!

[myokk]

I kept trying to draw my husband (Robert plant in the 70s) for my warmup today and it kept turning out terribly😔🙏 so tomorrow I will try drawing my other husband (Jimmy page)(will also turn out terribly I guess)

[akkivee]

god kuukou is so tiny next to the yamadas lmaooo

[gio-cosmo]

He has NO reason to be looking this joyful here 😭

[dazais-guardian-angel]

Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

[art--harridan]

[Image one: A digital drawing of a Martian from the film Mars Attacks!. It cuts off just as the cowl ends. The Martian is facing forward, expression blank. It's wearing a bulbous glass helmet and has a red cowl with golden swirls as it tapers off. The colours are vibrant, especially for the rendering of the skin, which is comprised of many different bold hues - primarily pink and yellows with some blue and green spots. The lineart is black, and features some dramatic block shading.

Image two: A digital drawing of the Martian Girl from the film Mars Attack!. It cuts off below her neck, this point drawn to suggest the scalloped hem of her dress' neckline. She has dramatic pink blush highlighting her cheekbones, bold red lips and pale blue eyeshadow. While the other eyebrow is still high, the other lifts up into an arch. Her eyes have pronounced eyelashes and stare forward. Her face is otherwise blank. Her blonde hair is in a dramatic beehive-esque style, with a pronounced curl at the top of it. The lineart is black, and features deep shadows.

Image three: A digital drawing of Nathalie Lake fused with her pet chihuahua Poppy from the film Mars Attacks!. Her head is attached to the dog's body with bolts. The body is stood with one paw raised while her face angles up as she smiles broadly, showing her teeth. Her eyes are contently closed, and her eyebrows are relaxed. The drawing is warm-toned, using yellows, browns and beige with a pop of red for her lips and pink for her cheeks. The lineart is black and used for heavy block shading, especially for her light brown bob.

Image four: A digital drawing of a flying saucer from the film Mars Attacks!. It floats high with its legs extended out like spider legs. At the bottom of it, a rod extends out, a red laser beaming out of it. This transforms into text that says "mars attacks!", which has a gradient making the lower half of it a sickly green. This font is drawn in a vintage B-movie horror style, and has bold black drop shadows. The lineart of the saucer is the same colour and has dramatic blocky shading. It is coloured with a light blue, and has a grainy white shine to it.]

sticker designs for a diy screening of Mars Attacks! (Burton, 1996) in Leeds tomorrow :)

[greedisjustice]

This is a question you must NOT avoid.

Do you prefer Gen or Ukyo or Senku? Romantically.

Js wanna know what kind of ships this blog supports.

All of them, of course!! They each have their own unique, incredible skills, not to mention their amazing personalities!! And they're all beautiful. I want them all.