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mahgck · 4 months ago

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you have to outlive donald trump

#you have to get ur own cat #you have to see one piece end #you have to laugh with your friends #you have to buy a stand mixer #you have to watch the sonic movie #you have to watch dunmeshi s2 #etc!!!! idc what gets you through it!!!!! fucking live!!!!!!!!

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daftpatience · 2 months ago

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this messed up vintage cat sewing pattern has tormented me since i saw it & like some other folks have done in that post - i tried my hand at tweaking the pattern to resemble the illustration (and my personal tastes) a little more. i've ended up with this. i bestow it upon you nice folks now 👐

(update 2, added instructions & it's also on my Kofi!)

go forth and make weird little beanbag kittens! pls show me if you do!

#the original vintage pattern is free and out there so i figure this is probly okay even tho theres versions of this that people are buying #sewing pattern #vintage cat sewing pattern #calico cat #i did also put it for free on my kofi just cus thats where i put all my free sewing patterns yay whee #if i tweak it any more the kofi one is most likely to be the one thats up to date #vintage cat pattern

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duchessripper · 6 months ago

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“why do you still use tumblr?”

listen— i have to keep track of my hyper fixations somehow

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wishfulsketching · 2 months ago

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I have finally finished season 2 of Arcane and can now enjoy your art without fear!!! They should be happy together 🥺

I take it "they" means zaundads because that is what I've been drawing the most BUT, lets be honest, applies to like 98% of the characters in the show.

They should've been a big happy familyyyy

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 2 months ago

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Penelope's final gambit, you will always be famous, no matter the subtext.

#poorly drawn odyssey #the odyssey #odysseus #penelope #epic the musical #Epic's version was very sweet and very well executed (and so cathartic!)#But Odyssey Penelope is *so* done with all the bullshit at this point in the story.#Credit where it is due; at this point she's been through a lot.#And to top if all off - her own son and one of the few maids on her side are buying into this (supposed) ruse.#This cannot have been the only time someone tried to pull this trick on her either.#Its the contrast between: 'Oh you're My husband?' and 'Ohh *sureeee* you're my husband. Just like the 30 other 'Odys' before you.'#The olive tree bed trick is a great gambit because it really is the final test to verify his identity.#I'm just a sucker for couples who have a secret only they know between them I suppose!#The match each other in will and wit! They will always find each other!!!#Anyways. The Odyssey is a worthwhile read and I highly recommend it. Epic is also a great musical worth checking out.

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yeehawllywood · 22 days ago

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I’ve been in a “cybertruck owners only” group for a year now just to watch posers try to haul over towing capacity but it has yielded something more beautiful lately

#elon musk #cybertruck #also cmon man no one is buying tesla stock

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americanphysco · 2 months ago

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#learn how to burn cds !#start using your parents vcr !#get a dvd player for $10 at a garage sale !#make mixtapes for your loved ones !!#buy a laserdisc player !!!!!!#levis greatest hits

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 10 months ago

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historical drama/sitcom where two gay best friends (woman and man) get lavender married--and proceed to spend the Fancy European Honeymoon their parents paid for acting as each other's wingman

#and hijinks ensue. obviously.#BONUS POINTS if they're gender nonconforming/questioning/trans coded #back at home they'd get dressed up then switch outfits in the taxi on the way to the gay club #now that they're married/on vacation in a new country they just wear what they want #he already has a glamorous collection of silk dressing gowns but she's the one who drags him out to buy a closet full of evening gowns #he tries to throw his suits out to make closet space and she steals them for her own wardrobe #also i think they should be a fun mixture of supportive and Cattily Judgemental about each other's dating decisions #just for funsies #like when your bestie is making a mess of their love life but you're in no position to lecture them bc youre WORSE #no wait wait wait #FINAL SEASON they both realize they're trans and move abroad permanently--where they each assume the other's legal identity!!!#SERIES FINALE: a joyful double wedding--wherein they lovingly divorce each other #and (under their switched identities) legally marry their longterm partners

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billcipherbong · 5 months ago

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it's literally the best gift he's ever got in his life

#fiddleford #stan pines #fiddlestan #my art #i saw that one little comic of stan not having money to buy fiddleford nice gifts and i needed to do SOMETHING

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varpusvaras · 5 months ago

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Bruce, for the record, is absolutely stoked when Jason brings Roy around.

Because this now means that he is a grandpa. He is so ready to be a grandpa. Let him be a grandpa. Please please please please-

(finally, he gets to just give things to someone. anything they want. (finally, he gets to give Jason so much money and things and Jason can't say no because they are for Lian too))

The thing is, now he is in a very deep and serious rivalry with Oliver, who will not be replaced as the number one grandpa. Absolutely not. So now they are waging war on each other for Lian's affections.

It's messy and it's bloody.

One day, during a JLA meeting, Green Arrow notices something peeking from underneath Batman's suit. It's colorful, so it stands starkly against the dark suit. It looks very familiar.

Green Arrow looks down on his hands. At the friendship bracelet Lian had made for him. He looks back up at Batman and the very familiar colorful thing he has on him.

"What is that?" He asks.

Batman turns to look at him. He follows Green Arrow's gaze, and looks at the colorful thing on him, and then at the bracelet on Green Arrow's wrist.

"What is that?" Batman asks, nodding at the bracelet.

"I asked you first."

"I asked you second."

Green Arrow glares at Batman.

"It's a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

Batman glares at Green Arrow.

"And this is a friendship bracelet my granddaughter made for me", he says.

They glare at each other. The meeting room has become several degrees colder. No one dares to utter a word.

Then they both pull out their phones and make a call.

"Jason-"

"Roy-"

Jason and Roy, in their bed, both realising that their dad's are calling them at the same time: fuck whatever it is, we're going back to sleep

#this all just FUELS IT even more #because damn it! Oliver is not going to lose to BATMAN of all people #jason and roy meanwhile are pondering which one of them would be easier to get to buy them a house #since all the stuff they are buying Lian is not going to fit into their apartment for much longer #dc #jayroy #batman #bruce wayne #oliver queen #green arrow #jason todd #roy harper #arsenal #red hood

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diantha · 2 years ago

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went to the grocery store today and i was very pleased by their pride cake selections

#the transformer one fucks i really want to go back and buy it.#i should add: the homo sapien one was the color of the gay man flag but you cant tell in the pic

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bixels · 1 year ago

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There's no such thing as overpreparing for love.

Happy (late) Rarijack Valentine's.

#mlp #rarity #applejack #rarijack #my art #fanart #comic #the grand galloping 20s #bonbon #rose #my little pony #aj is 100% the type to overthink/overdo things especially for people she cares about #panics because she starts second guessing her valentines plans for rarity so she buys out the entire flower boutique cuz she can't remember #her favorite flower. “ten boxes of chocolates is better than one right???” meanwhile rarity gives extremely thoughtful handmade gifts

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juniorpsychonaut · 1 year ago

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by the way irt boycotting sanrio the fact that they had stores open in "Israel" in 2011 is no longer particularly relevant (theyre closed), the important thing is that their products (specifically the plushies) are made by jazwares which has a wildly zionist ceo

so rather than a sanrio boycott it's a jazwares boycott which applies to a lot of popular plushes: sanrio, pokemon, squishmallows, etc.

#you shouldnt be buying plushies during the strike anyway but especially not jazwares #but yeah that one post has a lot of misinfo as far as i can tell #(not the one i reblogged)#sanrio #boycott #jazwares

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kleefkruid · 1 month ago

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Never had a tiktok and it's not even banned here but I'm kind of tempted to get the red note app to min-max my Chinese ingredient pantry.

#I have a good website for recepes but I never know which brand to pick so I just keep buying the shiniest bottles #or the ones that have cute smiling fish on them #rednote

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so-i-did-this-thing · 5 months ago

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