#no offense to robots

[colfy-wolfy]

murder scugs the epic rain world x murder drones crossover (real)

more info yapping under cut

instead of wings, they get the ability to climb walls, ceilings, and background tiles. also uzi gets rot and probably telekinesis. idk I'm still figuring that out.

N and V (and J) also probably have rot too but it's actively being fought back by their unnaturally enhanced immune systems.

don't question where they got the hats, they just found them ok ! it makes sense, trust.

[preggomancer]

clenching my fists veins bulging and hands shaking while i mutter to myself "MY EXPERIENCE IS NOT UNIVERSAL AND ITS FINE THAT OTHERS SEXUALIZE WHAT I HAVE PERSONALLY PROJECTED ON AS SYMBOLS OF ASEXUALITY"

[paper-rips]

another tgck post cause i have brain worms and apparently finishing term exams makes your thoughts Extra Queer

[antiquepearlss]

Tangled The Series would have been very different if Varian were voiced by John Mulaney, huh?

[localguy2]

Zane... Ooooooooh boy...

I really really like the Wyldfyre shorts, they're a great way to explore Wyldfyre's grief without having to dedicate screentime from the main show.

At the same time, excuse me Wyldfyre, what did you just say he told you?

I am annoyed more so at the writers and not the character, tho his character is a close second.

The ONLY good thing about his character from Crystalized just got thrown out and into the garbage for... No reason?

And this isn't like, Wyldfyre being an unreliable narrator, because she's literally quoting him, even if it's in condensding manner, and you can't tell me Zane doesn't know the difference between Humans and Nindroids... Like- ugh...

I'm just upset, S1 of DR had his character pretty well I'd say, but S2 has just NOT BEEN IT in the slightest, they seen to be doubling down repeatedly on his robot self and not his human self, and I'm sorry but there's not even any comparison between the two when it comes to which one I like more...

Zane's whole thing was that he was a very very VERY human machine, a person even, and it seemed like he could function as a machine while still maintaining his humanity and personality.

Now, with what we've had since SotFS and now this line, it feels like that balance has completely gone out of whack, it feels like he's favouring his robot self over his human one, and there's nothing inherently wrong that.

Unless... You repeatedly literally don't do anything with his character and just keep building up on the fact that he's "Silly nice robot man :p", and especially when you use his 'Cardboard Cutout' character during the Wildbrain Era as a sort of justification for his current character state.

Mind you, that Cardboard Cutout didn't go through a single character arc up until Crystalized to justify making him feel so much more robotic, and it's hella infuriating when you remember they TRIED to give him an arc after SotFS (Tommy said that they previously wanted to have a Zane PTSD/Depression arc for Prime Empire that was scrapped).

If you can't tell, I'm not happy with his current currently in the slightest...

[stinkypeanutbutter]

Have some Taylor !! I love her aoosois much she’s such a cutie patootie :33

[yippee-inks]

So many people ship ghoulucy and guess what.

I am not one of them 💀

[screaming-for-eternally]

I’m gonna say it

I do not care for humanized AUs of non human characters

[lyss-butterscotch]

After seeing your most recent post about HCs, im curious on what exactly you ment by how pebbles "cant bring himself to look at Moon when shes struggling physically"

I was wondering what she deals with, as i dont believe ive seen you go into detail on that!

I probably should address this because I fear it sounds kinda offensive.

What I wanted to say here is that this whole time Pebbles' view of an iterator life is essentially a mechanical god. Sure they have biological parts but they do not... live like biological life. Iterators are supposed to be computers, AIs, a mostly mechanical being with powers that potrays them as untouchable gods.

Moon's collapse truly was a slap of reality to him because hey HE'S suffering from the rot but he is still standing. He is not a perfect machine but he is still... untouchable in a sense. Moon's collapse made him realize truly how mortal they are as perceived untouchable gods. HE is mortal, Moon is mortal, and he just KILLED her.

And him, with all his godly glory, can do nothing to fix it.

Now that Moon is completely seperated from her structure, he can't help but be constantly reminded of this looming awareness of mortality. How ALIVE she is now. How she is no longer the untouchable god Looks to the Moon. She is... Moon, she's alive and she's LIVING. How she now have struggles like living biological life. She sometimes forgets things, she sometimes trips when she walks, she sometimes squints when looking at something far...

She sometimes gets hurt. She sometimes lets out a whine of pain. She sometimes shed blood like fluid from her wounds.

And him, with the luxury of still having his can, still having his powers, still having the choice to live as an untouchable god.

Would she have that luxury too if he hadn't underestimated her mortality?

[shock-micro]

takes out my tera orb and terastalizes into a scissors type

[generic-sonic-fan]

I could write an entire dissertation about how Omega would never like "haha funny minions" but nobody wants that. Nobody wants that from me. People who just say that are joking around anyway, fandom jokes are fine even at the cost of character assassination, it's fine, it's fine, it's fi-

[vimbry]

the video of alex hirsch reading out his standards and practices revision exchanges for gravity falls is always really funny, but wow am I still floored by the quiet part out loud confirmation that execs are still threatened by the idea of sincere gay characters, and are only comfortable when the concept is presented as a punchline they can laugh at, not people they can emphasize with. (of course, this was early '10s and a lot has changed in children's programming since, but not without a Lot of fights and cancellations)

[curvy-bot-128]

Fortunately no, they're called Rob-You, their whole schtick is supposed to be "advancing robotics for people like you" however you can imagine how I view the name.

They knock on your door again

I know you're in there!

Oh god it's her...

MURDER IS A VERY SERIOUS CRIME YOU SCRAP HEAP NOW OPEN UP!

Murder...?

Shit my implant stopped sending my vitals! She thinks I'm dead!

Oh, don't worry, I'll handle this.

*throwing the door open* Jeez, calm down, I didn't kill anyone! She's right here, safe and sound. Here, you can have her back...

Or rather, you could if you hadn't called me a scrap heap, you fucking meatbag! NOW GET LOST!

[legionofpotatoes]

gareth edwards 🤝 david cage

total inability to grasp the function of AI as a metaphor in sci fi storytelling as well as an overall lack of sensitivity towards geopolitical allegory within their childlike both-sides wankery that is too poorly removed from real-life aesthetics to be taken at face value

[nyaskitten]

Ah yes, my two favorite factions that have been at war for centuries; Automobile Robots and... Liars who trick you by lying????

[cademygod]

why is half the transformers movie focused on romance

bro there are robots that turn into cars right there that is so fucking cool