#no more vampires

[pasta-stuffed-possums]

Supernatural would’ve been a lot easier if the Winchesters had ever heard of a humidifier

[oriixxc]

my first mystery box commission

[misscrazyfangirl321]

Thinking about... Grieving the undead.

[wanologic]

sorry danny, sam will never think you’re cool

[preciouslittle-bhaalbabe]

I need more of Astarion being an absolute undead fucking weirdo. No more suave charming elf man NO this man forgets to breathe for prolonged periods of time and randomly gasps or croaks because he can't speak without air in his lungs. He lurks in dark corners with weird reflective eyes and doesn't move until you notice him. He's SUPER into the scent of his lover and buries his face in their neck or chest while taking in a BIG snorf. He gets very affectionate when he notices his partner is on their period or is bleeding from other causes. He doesn't make noise when approaching someone and often scares the shit out of them because he just silently shows up behind them. He's addicted to the warmth of his partner and rubs his body against them like a cat. He makes animalistic grunts and moans while he feeds. He forgets to blink and just stares at people with wide eyes while they talk. He stares at his lovers pulse point instead of looking in their eyes. He growls when displeased. Sometimes he smiles just a tad too wide. He watches his lover sleep and waits for them to wake up for them to find him just staring them down, unblinking. He's a fucking freak and I love him to bits I need more weirdo Astarion.

[harbingersecho]

you will regret this for the rest of your life

[platoapproved]

louis + cruelty

[cryptocism]

"just as I did, in 1983."

you'd never know my favourite parts of the show are the fucked up insane bits when my first instinct is to draw the cheesiest thing imaginable

[beebeedibapbeediboop]

Oh he down bad

She wanted her blood pouch

[kayascodelorio]

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE (2022-) S02E04―I Want You More Than Anything in the World

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

the werewolf stan is amazing btw thank you

No, thank you!!! In fact, here's more just because you sent this ask (and probably the other one too, I love you)!!!!! More!!!!!!!!

They are liars <3

Part one is here!! ;P

Part three is here!! 'cause I can't control myself 😔

[vamphours]

listen i know i haven't posted anything in like three years but here's some iwtv fanart<3

edit: prints of this can be found here!

[lazylittledragon]

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)

[vaperarmand]

lyrics you write when you are completely fine about your divorce that happened almost a century ago and the fact that your husband was with somebody else for 77 years and now that they’re broken up he still won’t agree to renew his vows with you. and that’s fine and you don’t even care

[coffeenonsense]

"astarion is a traumatized abuse victim who deserves kindness" and "astarion is a mean rat bastard man who would rip out your throat for a corn chip if he felt like it" are two statements that can and should coexist

[cloudabserk]

partially inspired by this post: