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Homemade Vanilla Ice Cream
A creamy rich dessert that's perfect for any time of the year! Inspired by the recipe from Stardew Valley, this homemade vanilla ice cream recipe offers dairy and dairy-free options. Make it with an ice cream machine, immersion blender or by hand!
Ingredients
2 cups heavy cream + 1 ⅓ cups milk (dairy version) OR 3 + ⅓ cups full-fat coconut milk (non-dairy version)
1 vanilla bean pod (or substitute 1 tsp vanilla bean paste or extract)...
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I ordered an ice cream cone at McDonald's and when I got to the window, the manager moved the window person aside and held up.... This. She says, "You ordered a cone, but this is all we have for you, because our machine just got working again. Do you still want it?"
Of COURSE I want it. Look at it. It's got anxiety. Me too, buddy. It's perfect. Basically a milkshake but with a cone. I'm going to immortalize it on Tumblr immediately.
#ice cream#food#stories about ked's life#I've never been to a McDonald's where the ice cream machine didn't work at all#i didn't even know that was a thing until a few years ago#they have ALWAYS worked for me#this is the closest I've come to an unworking machine-#one that scrambled to get it together when it realized i was on the way#and i love that about the universe
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On average, what is the total MONTHLY amount that you spend on dining out*?
*(This doesn't only count going out to restaurants, but also stuff like picking up fast food to bring home, getting a coffee on the way to work, getting a premade sandwich from a grocery store deli during lunch, buying a quick snack from a convenience store or food cart whilst walking somewhere, ordering a pizza or any other food to be delivered to your home, etc.)
*(If you often dine out in groups/as a household: calculate and divide the costs so that you get a Per Person average. This is for YOU individually, NOT the total household/group costs)
(I'm sure polls similar to this have been made before (very common topic), I just haven't personally seen one that I can remember, so, I was curious to do my own! I was discussing this with a group of people today and it was very interesting to see how widely the number varied between individuals. :0c )
(Reblog for bigger sample size if you can, and feel free to explain your answer in tags if there's anything extra to add!)
#polls#tumblr polls#I'm mostly in the 0/1 - 25$ category. Maybe the rare month is a bit over $25 if there's something specific going on like birthday.#Which I'm NEVER eating in an actual restaurant (erm... covid... plus I just hate restaurant environments. i would rather pickup#the food and bring it home to a peaceful quiet environment that I control lol). But more typically like stopping by a grocery store deli#section or something. I don't have coffee that much. And I can't eat fast food much due to my health issues/diet restriction stuff#so if I'm out like coming back from an appointment and I start feeling really sick and weak. I know that a hamburger will just#blow up my system and cause nausea or something. So I try to pick the breadiest most#neutral looking turkey sandwich at the safeway deli to eat during the hour ride home or whatever lol#I actually kind of wish I could do stuff like get food more often vecause it would take the burden of cooking everything off of me#but.. alas... Money... and Health Things... T o T#I still wouldn't do it ALL the time but like... once a week instead of once a month or something.. or maybe turning into a coffee#person.. I do love drinks A LOT .. i am a drink person who will have 5 different drinks sipping on at all times#But i just have to make them all myself mostly lol#And I cant really have too much coffee since it will make me sick. so like.. teas and juice mostly#When I inevitably become a millionaire by never using social media never networking and only finishing one#sculpture every 5 months which I dont even post about or sell - then I shall... get more drinks..#I will somehow wean my body onto coffee and drink one a day solely for the ritual of it#Though even then... I would still probably just like.. buy the mateirals to make it at home or something#Like if you had a million dollars you could just buy a kitchen grade ice cream machine and other stuff to make your own milkshakes and#coffees and smoothies and bubble teas. Genuinely I think even if I were a BILLIONAIRE I would still look at playing likr $8 for a single#coffee and go .. uh.... I could just buy the equipment to make this and then save that money. PLUS. its in my house now so no need to#have to leave. I can make my own drinks in the comfort of home. .. ideal..#Like no matter how rich I ever got I would still have the lingering scroogey stinginess. like i am NOT paying for that. I will jus#make it myself. Especially if it was an Everyday thing. Anythign thats part of my routine I try to optimize and make as efficient as#possible... ANYWAY.. In an IDEAL world I would get treats. but probably not that much. as on a daily basis it would start to get#to me and I would just save up to buy kitchen machinery if I was rich lol
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"Sorry ice cream machine broken"
No its working fine I've just been handcuffed to it in the back and it's pumping soft serve into my stomach until it runs out or I burst
#esmes loods writings#female feedee#make me fatter#actually the ice cream machine thing is a conspiracy between Mcdonald and their supplies to screw over franchise owners
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🛒 ACNH Grocery Set 🛒
43 items | Sims 4, Base game compatible | Many swatches for multiple items ~Not all items are part of the actual grocery store set in ACNH, but like always, there are too many items that just make sense to have with the rest. There are many more items I would like to do. Some of them take quite a long time because they need to be edited quite a lot. I put together the coin horse ride myself, I hope that you like him!~
Set contains: -ATM | 2 swatches | 866 poly -Grocery Bag | 3 swatches | 1496 poly -Bottles (glass) | 44 swatches each | 294 poly -Cans 1-6 (6 files) | 3 swatches each | low poly -Canned Food (grouped) | 3 swatches | 1086 poly -Capsule Toy Machine | 7 swatches | 1202 poly -Crab | 35 swatches | 603 poly -Cup Noodles 1 & 2 (one without lid) | 6 swatches each | 612 poly -Dessert Card | 4 swatches | 62 poly -Dessert Case | 20 swatches | 2172 poly -Dessert Slices | 4 swatches | 156 poly -Fish | 4 swatches | 906 poly -Fish Bag | 1 swatch | 374 poly -Fish on Board | 4 swatches | 966 poly -Fresh Trays 1 & 2 (2 files) | 12 swatches & 16 swatches | 589 & 380 poly -Gumball Machine | 10 swatches | 1180 poly -Hanging Panel Sign | 7 swatches | 712 poly -Horse Ride | 4 swatches | 1664 poly -Ice Cream Case | 9 swatches | 1814 poly -Ice Cream Case Retro | 4 swatches | 1649 poly -Ice Cream Cone Holder | 3 swatches | 473 poly -Ice Cream Cup | 3 swatches | 130 poly -Jar Coconut Oil | 2 swatches | 482 poly -Jar Mushrooms | 1 swatch | 400 poly -Jar Tomato Puree | 2 swatches | 290 poly -Lobster | 3 swatches | 873 poly -Maneki Neko | 7 swatches | 1210 poly -Modern Cash Register | 2 swatches | 1201 poly -Grocery Shelf | 20 swatches | 1190 poly -Shopping Basket | 9 swatches | 454 poly -Shopping Basket Stack | 9 swatches | 1188 poly -Sign (Long) | 8 swatches | 1546 poly -Sign pop Up | 8 swatches | 340 poly -Step Ladder | 5 swatches | 1244 poly -Vending Machine Drink | 14 swatches | 1191 poly -Vending Machine Food | 16 swatches | 2402 poly
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You should find yourself a muscular feeder, who gets up early, does his morning routine of exercising, cold showers and excellent breakfast cooking while you are still sleeping. He is so productive and energetic, meanwhile you are embarrassingly lazy.
As you get up late in the morning and go to the kitchen to eat, you see masterfully cooked waffles with ice cream. You ask your feeder:
"Will you stay with me for but a moment?"
And he answers:
"No. I go hunt bear. Be back in hour."
this is so fucking funny hold on 😭😭
#i go hunt bear#the implications of this#also?!?! waffles and ice cream is hilarious#did he hand make the ice cream anon. do we have an ice cream machine#bear flavored ice cream#can we keep the bear skin. for a rug#where even is hunting bears legal??#also. what kind of bear??
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Vicar/Hunter -> Empyrean/Shadow
#bloodborne#but it's also#elden ring#hear me out#I went to the Elden Ring concert and was contemplating how Maliketh and Gehrman are both coded Sad Dog Men tasked with overseeing death#and we've already got a medieval AU where Gehrman is a magical talking dog#so this didn't feel like such a stretch#I just like churning them through multiple AUs like an ice cream machine#laurence the first vicar#gehrman the first hunter#unhinged au#my only regret is that I couldn't make the burial blade work well in the composition
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I'M FUCKING CRYING
#ursa.txt#ursa.4am#milo murphy's law#bradley nicholson#mml bradley#carla the ice cream machine#bradley x carla#mml
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#ice cream machine broke#star trek#st tos#star trek tos#leonard mccoy#dr mccoy#jim kirk#james t kirk#bones mccoy#my art
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Eddie, Will, and El opening a tattoo shop together.
Eddie's all shit-post tattoos in American Traditional, muted colors
Will's style is large murals, vibrant colors, with fantasy themes
El is exclusively shaded, fine-line minimalism
#we all know and love tattoo artist Eddie#but let's do it better#tell me will wouldn't absolutely love creating tattoos for people and working with them on a big project#tell me Eddie isn't obsessed with the tattoo gumball machines where you get a frog in a cowboy hat and fishnets flipping you the bird#tell me El wouldn't love small flowers and clouds and balloons and ice cream cones and smiley faces#i'm obsessed with my own idea i might have to sit on this one#queenie's wips#queeniewritesstories#steddie#eddie munson#el hopper#jane hopper#will byers#stranger things#tattoo artist eddie munson
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#paper mario#papermariosuggestion#paper mario ttyd#ttyd#source: my body is a machine that turns ice cream into diarrhea#source: aeserius#source: reddit#source: death squat#source: jim s
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Some items from ACNH Grocery Set Deco for The Sims 2
These are 4to2 conversions from SimderTalia, low poly. Everything is deco, found in deco - miscellaneous in Buy Mode for 400 simoleon. All recolors are included. I wrote "Part 1" in case someone else asks me other items from this set ^^
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#sims 2 cc#the sims 2#sims 2 download#ts2#the sims 2 cc#ts2 download#4to2#4to2 conversion#food#cute#animal crossing#sims 2 objects#sims 2 decor#buy mode#grocery store#grocery items#ice cream#cake#display#vending machine
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Top 5 Ice cream flavours!
Cherry garcia. It's the best one.
2. Butter pecan. Pecans are good, and butter is good, combined they are good x2.
3. Sorbet. Any flavor except pineapple. There's a place near me that does a grape flavor when it's grape season, and it sure does taste like grape, and ice. Lemon is still better. It is always going to be the best sorbet. I don't know why I keep ordering things that aren't lemon just because they sound exciting, when I know lemon will show me a good time
4. Chunky monkey. This is why Tabitha has "banana chocolate chunk" in her freezer. It's fun!! It tastes like a banana split. I have not had one of those in ten thousand years, or maybe ever, but I can live the dream of indulging in one through the few bites of Chunky Monkey I have per decade.
5. I was honestly gonna put vanilla, but this would be a boring list if I ended on everyone's favorite. So I'm throwin in a wildcard, coffee ice cream is pretty good. Not worthy of a higher number. But I wouldn't turn it down at a social, y'know
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The boys working at Miccy Ds as you requested my liege @sadly-an-eldritch-god
#I saw your tag about the ice cream machine and loved it LMAOOO#John would definitely be stressing over the ice cream machine#“THE PEOPLE NEED THEIR COLD TREATS ORTHOR#malevolent#malevolent podcast#arthur lester#john doe#fanart#malevolent fanart#avenfell#my art#malevolent fan art#and to everyone else still waiting on their prompts I’m finishing them all up they’re still otw <3#I did a bunch of rough sketches and now I’m going back and making finishing touches
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they need to replace the cigarette machine that's next to our house with an ice-cream vending machine. urgently. or just combine the two. ice-cream and cigarettes. 🍦🚬
#cigarette machine sounds stupid but google tells me that that's the right translation for Zigarettenautomat?#are those even a thing in english speaking countries? I don't think I've ever seen one in at least american media#doddie redet#anyways. this post is inspired by the ice cream vending machine that's new in our town that's simply too far away for me to get there#like i could get there in a 3 minute walk but i just can't do that rn :(#they should put it next to my house. so i could get ice-cream whenever i want
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Gelato Filling | aurorafoodsaustralia on Instagram
#i don't know the flavor but I'm assuming#chocolate#gelato#food#soft serve#ice cream#brown#silver#industrial#machines#fav#stim#stims#stimmy#sensory#ghostposts
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