#no lumps or bumps

[strwbrrysauce]

it is almost quarter past ten at night and i am processing absolutely nothing. but hey at least i’ve already seen the show

[carrion-art]

Good boy Grizzer!

[gothic-mothic]

Stanley the goldfish

Fishley

Goldley?

Based off this post

[murachinchi]

modern AU HanTan!! this time with Urami cause i wanna draw him

Tan has been craving for ice cream these past few days

[foldingfittedsheets]

I had an extremely baffling encounter in my complex the other day wherein a nice looking lady was hovering around looking lost and frustrated. I made eye contact and rolled down my window and she hurried over in delight.

She was trying to get ahold of the people in the apartment next to mine and asked if I knew them. I said, sorry, no. She looked so crestfallen that I added, “Look, I’m a stranger and you have no reason to trust me, but if you have something you need to give them I’ll pass it along. I can leave a note on their door.”

She was absolutely ecstatic and said yes very gratefully. She told me she works for a company that just pays you to watch TV and was trying to get them to opt in. My scam senses started tingling as she gave me the pitch for her company but she didn’t ask for info or anything.

She was so grateful she ended up giving me the gift basket she was carrying as thanks for delivering the message. She asked if I’d like the opportunity if they turned it down. I cautiously said yes and took her info to give to the next door tenants.

To my surprise when I looked into it the company was completely legit, no associated scams popped up at all and it’s basically like winning the lotto to be one of their families. I scoped out the neighbor and saw the note and the packages on their doorstep had gone but they never contacted me. So I got to text her and say they didn’t seem interested, but I was.

She came by today to go over everything and talk about it and I’m pretty jazzed for it in general. So like, being a nice person pays off sometimes.

[cashweasel]

Right pick up wrong time 😂

[daguerreotyping]

Daguerreotype of a stylish gentleman wearing an elegant slim-cut coat, his top hat in hand, c. 1850

[ask-eden]

Etoile smiles brightly and takes another bite of a deviled egg In one ear and out the other it seems

......at least they were honest (?)

-- -- -- [ @supercomputer276 ]

[d4ndylionn]

So I hate his posture but this is fine, his hair makes up for it… now he looks like he could actually be a famous model and son of a well-known fashion designer and not a disco ball with the power of second chance.

[carldoonan]

This Bumpy Li’l Bumpus says: “BUMP.” 🤕🐸💨

[withoutalice]

my favorite stupids i never draw btw

[hyper-fixates]

hello! i stalked your blog and the only remaining thought(s) in my head:

1. i wanna eat you (affectionate)

2. i REALLY wanna give your brain a kissi bcs i fw your vibe hard

okay bye <3

weird way to propose but my answer is yes anyway !

[acearcane]

I have a (new) lump on my foot and I do not know why it is there nor what caused it and it is stressing me out.

[hauntedhowlett]

COME ON BRAIN DO THE THING COME ON BRAIN THINK OF STUFF

[tooxldtorememxer]

@antiquelic wrote: ❛  this must be like the first time you were nice to me.  ❜ / remus @ any ghost muse. surprise me

Ifrit had seen Remus struggle, like he’d literally been about to fall for a very long time and and his feet not finding a grip in the slippery little wooden bridge that crossed over a creek running into the lake. It would have sucked if he fell in, because he knew there were some water ghouls in there that would either have helped or laughed at him once he was in. Also he didn’t like it when the people of the congregation got hurt.

So he had literally grabbed him and picked him up like a ragdoll and carefully put him down on the other side like he was made out of porcelain. “First time?” his head cocked like a confused puppy. Then a wide sharp smile spread across his lips and he puffed his chest out, preening. He looked very proud of himself. “And I am happy to do it many more times! I’ll make sure you don’t slip into the lake. Those water ghouls might seem nice and pliant but they’re secretly actually assholes,” he grinned and circled him so he stood between him and the water, he was allowed to say that, his Dewdrop was a water ghoul. He rubbed at the back of his neck where a small pebble had hit him from the water, shooting a grin over his shoulder at nothing visible. 

“So, uh.. Where are we going?” he asked, bouncing on his feet, swaying back and forth, a very pure and eager energy radiating from him, his sharp tail mirroring his happy mood.

[prettyboy-finn]

hehe dazed and out of it mutt time

there is not a thought behind my eyes