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This Unsuspicious Li’l Mustachio says: “Eggdog? Uh… Never heard of ‘em…” 🥸 🥚 🤫

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This Leggy Li'l Legdog says: "What is Leg Day?" 🦵🥚🦵

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This Boiling Li'l Eggdog says: "Huh? Dinner? Oh, no no no, this isn't *food*. I'm disinfecting my friend's *nose rings*. Hundreds and hundreds of nose rings." 🍲🥚♨

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This Normal Li'l Oggdeg says: "It me! Oggdeg! Everyone's favorite!" 🙃🥚🥇

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The God What's a Worm-in-a-Rock 👁🪨🪱 (Fanart for the @pseudonymjones comic "Worm-in-a-Rock God.")

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This Hatching Li’l Eggdog says: “Nnnnno one… ever ssssssaid… what KIND of egg…” 🕷️🥚😱

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This Rootin' Tootin' Li'l Eggdog says: "This town is of an adequate size for the two of us." 🤠🥚🏜

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Gosh, universe, if you could please just… If you would be so kind as to… If it's… not too much trouble…

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This Egglightened Li’l Eggdog says: “Ohhhmmmmmmm…. lette~” 🧘🥚😌

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This Icy Li’l Eggdog says: “These sticks are jammed… directly in my ears…” ☃️🥚❄️

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This Yolkozuna Li'l Eggdog says: "Yolksukoii!" 🦵🥚🤼

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This Mad Li’l Eggdog says: “I am close to a breakthrough transmuting worthless gold into precious strawberries!!” 🧑‍🔬🥚🧪

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This Dumpy Li'l Eggdog says: "What's wrong, Kiwi-kun? Could it be you're… craving my Egg McMuffins?" 🍑🥚🍑

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This Fanciful Li'l Eggdog says: "I'm ownwy fwee an' uh haff yeahs owed." 🍭🥚👶

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This Pollinating Li'l Eggdog says: "I'm a parasitic species!" 🐝🥚🍯

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Perry Cordial 💪🏾🍦🍒

The beloved scooper at the local old-fashioned ice cream parlor. He has a keen instinct for flavor recs and spins a mean milkshake. His heart is as big as his brawn, which fills even the largest uniforms his manager can order to near-bursting.

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This Locomotive Li'l Eggdog says: "I am barreling toward a brick wall at an alarming speed." 🚂🥚💨