#no learning to drive

[fantasticgothicpeachsludge]

I am now officially a whole two decades old

Everybody congratulate me on my two decades

[lotus-pear]

partners in crime or smt idk

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Who is this sassy lost child?

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[lazylittledragon]

ok someone please correct me if i'm wrong but am i weird for thinking those 'audiobooks don't count as reading' posts are ableist as fuck????

[limeshade]

She wipes her mouth. Picks up an old, broken REBELLION HELMET. Puts it on, just 'cause.

STAR WARS: THE FORCE AWAKENS (2015) Screenplay by Lawrence Kasdan, J. J. Abrams, Michael Arndt

[raziraphale]

Tag your age if you wanna bc I was just thinking about how I have used floppy disks before (I'm 25 and used them in elementary computer lab) but my 22 y.o. brother hasn't which is so weird to me like 3 years isn't a long time at all to me

[faunandfloraas]

Honestly I think a lot of people who have never made a gif for tumblr don't get that it does actually take time and effort, its not just rip it from a video and post it- you have to download the video, in my case I have a video player installed that grabs continuous caps, figure out what parts you need, you have to open those in photoshop or gimp, depending on where you got photoshop you might be paying for it every month and then on top of that is actually sizing, cropping, colouring, sharpening, adding text, etc. etc. like it is something that takes time and effort for which the only real reward is creating something that makes you happy and hopefully people reblog it with a nice or funny tag, so maybe keep that in mind the next time you think gif makers are being mean or unfair for being upset about reposts. It is its own little artform that is fairly unique to this website, and that's a big aspect of why I have always loved tumblr, if all the gifmakers stopped posting things would be a lot more boring around here.

[oct0bra1ns]

Okay but

A yandere fashion designer tho 👀

He sees you, a model going to countless auditions trying to get any show and becomes obsessed, a major fashion designer being obsessed with a newbie was unheard of, yet here he was, planning to make you his next model.

He hires you without a second thought, offering waay more money than what someone who's just coming into the fashion world should be getting.

He designs all his pieces for you and only you, all the extras get his less.. Extravagant works, but you will always be the star of his show

He modifies your contract, from now on, you only model for his fashion house, you'll stay in the mansion he provides you and you'll always flaunt his work.

[patamon]

02 The Beginning Opening

[kizzer55555]

The power of hotdogs

Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.

Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!

Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.

But they didn’t understand.

They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.

Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).

And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.

Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.

[skyberia]

happy new year

[blind0raven]

... pffft

Ruggie is gonna kill him when he finds out

[lesbianfanfictionenthusiast]

i have a tremendously long to do list you know what that means

[jewishcissiekj]

nice (star wars) clone art. however. I don't think you know how Temuera Morrison looks

[souvenir116]

this is why girlies yearn for lestatitlefight

[green-binder]

HC since Steve obviously never learned now to drive (this isn’t the HC this is just truth) when he woke up he learned from watching other people drive cause obviously that guy isn’t gonna admit he can’t do this thing everyone else can do so he has everyone under the impression that he’s known how all along and has his license and everything but it’s never really come up that he /has/ to drive cause he can weasel his way out of every situation that doesn’t involve justice. He technically could drive in the same way your average joe could technically play professional ice hockey- almost adequately, but without finesse or practice

Flash forward to when Bucky is back and for one reason or another the team is driving somewhere and obvs Steve gets pushed into the drivers seat (leader of the team and all) and Bucky immediately shoves him into the back all ‘cmon idiot I know for a damn fact you don’t have a license, you’ve never driven a day in your life,’ and ‘nice try, asshole you don’t know the difference between an uncontrolled four way stop and a roundabout. Sit down’

Obvs the team poke fun at Steve for this which Bucky is 100% in support of but then Bucky gets the car on the road and they are all reminded that this is The Winter Soldier who learned to drive in Brooklyn in the forties and perfected his skills in car chases and drive-by’s for seventy years.