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stoph8co · 2 years ago

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Jesse,

it's not that he's twelve inches tall and unappreciative of finally being represented but he's bitter about his non-existent "angry inch." Bitter didn't fall far from that tree, it LEAPT deep inside it to say, "I'm small, I'm inadequate in everway, and I have no Ken-ergy."

#angry incher #no inch #no inch to pinch #the lame importance of film reviewed by midget #no kenergy #the dumb the loud and the stupid #the barbie movie #great tweet

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wednesdaythesecond · 4 months ago

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I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

#nine inch nails

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triglyceride · 1 year ago

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#nine inch nails

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goljie · 20 days ago

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life is so yuriful

#homestuck #junedove #june egbert #dove strider #i hate how short i made june she would be like 2 inches shorter max

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thetidemice · 1 year ago

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weird animal flipbooks i made

#they look better as physical flipbooks. theyre tiny btw the bull looking thing is like under an inch long #my art #animation #flipbook #gif #horse #bull #animal art #illustration #art

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prlssprfctn · 2 months ago

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Desperately need petty Alfred, whose form of bullying Bruce for something is, like, moving all furniture in the cave on one inch. Just one. A barely noticeable difference, and yet, it is m a d d e n i n g.

Bruce, blindly trying to reach for the pen as he realises that they are slightly, slightly lefter than usual: (Slow processing)

Bruce, raising his head to the celling, desperate : ...What did I do this time?!

Jason, who was adopted recently, confused: Is he... talking to God?

Dick, snorting: Something like this.

Dick: So, there is a thing... When Alfred is mad—

Many years later, Bruce and Tim return to the Batcave and realise that all stuff there is moved on one inch. Bruce is confused, because he is very, very sure that he didn't fuck up anything recently. Meanwhile, Alfred is just glad that his newly brought back alive grandson found a very healthy way to punish his father for not killing Joker.

#you know that trend where kids sit during classes and inch by inch start moving their desk to the door checking if they can escape the class #Jason does this but in a way he moves his memorial further to doors every day a little #Bruce thinks he is going insane #jason todd #red hood #batman #dcu comics #dcu #dc universe #bruce wayne #batfamily #batfam #alfred pennyworth

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zerofragileteethmachine · 2 months ago

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