#weird al shitposting

[milfweirdal]

[stump-salsa]

That thing from twitter

[itslillyillustrates]

tradegy...

[not-buffalo-marshmallow]

go white boy go white boy go

(oh thanks everybody, that is so motivational)

[did-someone-say-aliens]

guys. g.guys am I funny :( do I make you giggle and chuckle. am I “relatable” enough

[thecedarsights]

allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation, air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers, soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, and matching salt and pepper shakers!

What can I buy at hardware stores, again?

[theology101]

Okay last one

Wizards only want ONE thing

Also so everyone can paruse

Tell Em I sent ya!

[jestersroute66]

this actually happened

[stupideo12]

Me core

I need to know if there’s any other TCM fans that are also fans of Weird Al

[newtbog]

[violent138]

Thinking of Bruce, who spent his youth playing guitar loudly, super excited to share that with his super cool crime fighting tragic backstory included child.

Only for Dick to say, "Yeah guitar's cool, you know what's even better?" *pulls out an accordion*

Bruce, over the accordion: "Alfred you still have the receipt for this one right?"

[sdashq]

HAS SOMEONE DONE THIS BEFORE OH LAWD

[itslillyillustrates]

i mean fuck i like byrne i like bush

i like dean and gene i like elfman i like the johns

i like mothersbaugh and aquabats and yankovic

i like doing skylarking shit

bjork it? probably would

[yankofreak]

imagine if al yankovic got 𝓬𝓾𝓷𝓽y and was called "𝓬𝓾𝓷𝓽𝔂 al 𝓬𝓾𝓷𝓽ovic" and instead of serving polkas and parodies he served 𝓬𝓾𝓷𝓽 ❤️

i love him 🫶

[tuna-salado]

The illusion of free choice...