#no im not exaggerating

[goat-yells-at-everything]

I'm FINALLY starting to feel better!

Not totally pain free and definitely feeling the effects of long term pain medication use again but Holy fuck it feels GREAT not to be doubled over in pain crying and unable to do jack shit all!

And I am SOOOOO inspired to draw!!!! And I want to get back to work on my mods!!!! And I restarted my New Horizons island and wana get more of the layout planned!!!!!!

But....

The end of the mod is next week in class and I have 2 weeks of work to catch up on. TTyTT

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[mechabite]

🎵 i have no mouth and i must kiss ❤️

[watchingwisteria]

listen there really was just something about how in the book, snow’s 3-page descent from hesitant lover boy to deluded mfer happens entirely in his mind. lucy gray gives him no indication whatsoever that she suspects him, that she’s going to leave or betray him. he’s just sitting quietly in the cabin waiting for her to return when that seed of calculated suspicion, which he has needed to survive the capitol, takes a hold of him and chokes the life out of any goodness left inside him. it really drives home your terror as a reader that “oh my god did he kill her? did she escape? what happened to her? why would he even think that?” in a way that when the movie had to adjust for visualization it lost some of that holy shit this guy has lost it emphasis.

[lunanami]

arf arf woof woof snarl bark bark grrrrrrr

[feketeribizli]

they have charmed me 🧃📉

[juniemunie]

[Abandoned by the Lightners, his heart became cracked with hatred.]

Hitting a lil' too close to home?

[milquetoad]

it’s sooo important that we remember how much of a dork caleb widogast is. ignore his cha stat he just uses that to threaten people im talking abt the man himself. dude finds a bag of jewels and does a little dance. he gets good news and says ‘that’s a bingo’ out loud in front of other ppl. how many times did someone be vaguely nice to him and he responded by turning “beet red”. his go to response to someone in distress is to hand them his cat, and even then he sits a little bit away and watches to make sure they’re being gentle w him. man is living proof that you can take a wizard and torture him until he becomes a brainwashed murder machine but you can’t make him not a fucking dweeb <3

[henstomper]

baseball players will hit a ball really far and then go back to the dugout so their teammates can smack their ass and rub their nuts and suck them off then fuck their butt a little bit too. and its straight/heterosexual of them to do it

[dkettchen]

she would've told them unlike her canon! version who decided not to be an ally smh

[pdfbabe]

spotify will be like are you a HARDCORE PUNK do you HATE THE ESTABLISHMENT and want some songs to BEAT UP COPS TO? listen to our PUNK PLAYLIST! and the playlist is like. welcome to the black parade

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

some misc Barn & Wally doodles from the past week or so <3 i heart them

[ofswordsandpens]

wait I did laugh when Chiron was like "Percy... the lengths we went to get you here, the sacrifices we've made" and said lengths and sacrifices were gaslighting the poor kid and then letting his mom die so like idk maybe try harder

[itsaspectrumcomic]

'if you can't go to physical stores just order your clothes online, after all it's easy to return them if they don't fit!' no it's not!! if I want to return a package i have to leave my house, get to the post office before it closes, stand in a queue, get the qr code up on my phone, show the guy at the counter the first code and explain I have two packages in the bag I gave him so there's another code to scan after this one, wait patiently while he packs them up, holding my phone up the whole time so he can see the other code on the screen, then he looks up and says he's done and indicates I should leave so he can serve the customer behind me, and I politely remind him there's another code, and he gets all pissy that I didn't tell him there were two codes before he packed things up except I DID and I'm all apologetic that he didn't hear me (like I understand i also have auditory processing issues but did he have to get stroppy), and there's a growing queue behind me while he makes a big show of taking the packages out of the bag and putting them in separate ones huffing and hawing the whole time and I'm standing there awkwardly because he still hasn't scanned the second qr code and I'm worried he forgot again and the queue is getting really long and it's a small shop and everyone knows I'm the one causing problems and I wish I'd never ordered those damn tops they didn't suit me at all and made me feel bad about myself and I just want to go home and lie face down on the sofa and anyway that's why I don't like ordering clothes online

[baldurspeen69420]

After doing Astarion's romance route doing Gale's is a trip

Astarion most of the game: "Yeah I think I genuinely like you and all, but why do we need labels? Let's just see where this goes and put a pause on the sex for a minute, alright?"

Gale, immediately after sleeping with you: "Good morning did I ever tell you I love you and you're the most amazing person I ever met?? Hahaha. I love you soooo much. I've already named our first two children and here's a drawing I made of our wedding last night. Did I mention I love you?? God last night was so great I don't even want to kill myself anymore. Also when I nutted I realized Mystra isn't actually that great, fuck her actually. I love you. Where are you going? Can I come? I lo-"

[weirdglassthing]

ouaw doodle dump!!