#no im NOT giving in she WOULDNT hold back i KNOW she would kill me if i let it happen

[s4ndg3m]

my bg3 character, sepher, who is of course a red dragonborn barbarian berzerker. initially i wanted to romance that vampire twink but instead lae'zel has romanced ME. (very politely adds polyamory mod to game)

[m0chis-cafe]

Hii! Can I request a headcanon reaction of vice dorm leaders with their S/O being jealous since another girl is hitting on them? S/O doesn't outright confront but is obviously fuming in the sidelines. Glaring bullets the the girl

Thank you in advance!

oh absoulty! ive been waiting for someone to request the vice-housewardens, I love them sm (I'm excluding ortho from this). some stray a little, but i also think that with some of them this wouldnt be a real issue

i know nightraven is all boys, bare with me here chat

vice-housewardens would react to you being jealous..⋆⑅˚₊

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warnings: small amounts of angst (feeling insecure or inadequate as a partner), a whole lotta fluff to compensate, kissing, swearing, teasing, slightly suestive in some parts

characters: trey, ruggie, jade, jamil, rook, and lilia

trey clover♣️

-would be so sweet and understanding

-wouldnt mind at all and reasure you afterwards very calmly

-doesnt even give you a chance to feel shitty about anything

-bakes you a little treat and lets you jst sit on the counter while he baes and tells you all about how much he only has eyes for you

when you agreed to acompany trey and riddle to their hometown over a break, you hadent imagined that youd run into a childhood friend of theirs. a girl that helped around with them a lot, and grew up with them. at first it was fine.. until she started putting her hand on treys shoulder, hitting his arm a lot, fluttering her eyelashes at him.. and than suddenly it wasent ok.

you now sat fumming in the corner of his family owned bakery, muchning on a pastry he had made just for you- but sudenly the sweet taste of the berries tasted bitter as you watched their childhood friend attemt to kekindle an old grade-school crush.

riddle leaned agasnt the wall next to you, a smirk placed on his lips as his arms crossed over his chest. you glared up at him before he could even speak, "imma stop you right there riddle.. im- im fine." he looked like he was about to laugh hysterically at your red face, "you look as red as i usually do. she really got under your skin that much prefect?"

as you continued to glare daggers at their childhood friend, you didnt even noticed trey glance at you. he quickly noticed that you seemed annoyed adn asked her to leave, with much resistance she fianlly left. only then did you relize him appraching you, "you seem upset love.." he smiled softly at you.

you let out a small huff, leaning foward to bury your face in his chest, "you know im not mad at you..". you leaned more into him as you felt his chest rumbling with hims humming, his fingers laced into your hair, soothing you so quickly it was stupid.

you lifted your head to look at him, gazing into his eyes, "you owe me so many pastries for that very stressful experience, clover". he leaned down and pecked your nose, mumbling against your skin, "whatever youd like from me, i will give my dear."

ruggie bucchi🍂

-is so oblivious to anything initaially

-takes the flirting straight to his ego (until jack slaps him on the back of the head and tells him to go comfort his partner)

-trys to apologize profusley with gifts and all sorts

you were sat in the bleachers, watching another spell drive game that ruggie had asked you to watch. you were sat with ace, duece, and grimm as you witnessed savanaclaw destroying the other team. your whole focus was on ruggie as he smiled and blew kisses to you each time he scored.

it was so dorky, but also so cute; minus ace gagging every time it happened.

by the time the game was over the trio went down to the field to meet up with ruggie, you searched for a while before seeing leona, "leona! hey, where's ruggie?" he looked down at you unimpressed, but pointed a finger behind him. when you shuffled to look behind him you saw a girl talking to him, holding his arm, and trying to flirt with him. and suddenly you understood why leona looked upset when you asked..

"ohh.. prefects gonna kill him." you heard ace mumbled behind you before grimm jumped up on your back, "ive been telling you hes no good henchhuman, he never shares his food with me.." you rolled your eyes at the glutton of a direbeast you got stuck with before grabbing him off you and handing him to duece.

you calmly walked over to them and stood beside ruggie, a blank expression on your face, "hey, can i help you?" as you slip a hand into his. you watch her expression grow sour as she rolls her eyes adn turns away from you both.

you hear him chuckle nervously before you even look at him, "baby, listen to me- shes a crazed fan.. i swear". you drop his hand and stand in front of him, crossing your arms over your chest. "no c'mon, dont give me the disappointed look" he whined, wrapping his arms around your waist and slumping into you.

you sighed and wrapped your arms around his shoulders, as you did you felt him smile into your neck before picking you up and spinning you around, "your the best partner ever, she doesnt even compare baby, promise". you giggled as he set you down, a small smile now on your face, "fine fine, but i expect you to get grimm food the rest of the month" you watched as his face fell and you knew hed never entertain another girl ever, even for his ego.

jade leech🍄

-he relizes pretty quickly

-plays into it for a while, but gets bored of her quickly cause she aint you

-teases you for feeling envious at all

-kisses you all over to make up for it

you were working a shift at the monstro lounge with the twins. it was an especially loudly and busy night because it was a friday, everyone was excited to have a few days off of school. so it left you working more hours than usual with floyd and jade, running back and forth to drop off drinks whie they handled food.

eventually azul told you to take a break because you looked like death. so you ended up sitting down in the back area of the lounge, sipping on a water. it was so peaceful before floyd barged through the door and almost made you drop your glass, 'floyd-" "shrimpy!".

you smiled at his antics, rolling your eyes at his volume. he crouched in front of you with a big smile, "you should wrap up your break.. jades with a girl out there~". you quirked an eyebrow at him, "seriously? thats all you got today, your usually much better with your bits floyd.."

he huffed and rolled his eyes at you before dragging you up, pushing you to look out the window in the door leading back to the lounge, "ah- floyd! seriously i just wanna take my break.. c'mon-" you got cut off on the view of a girl in a long dress with a long slit sitting at a raised table, seemingly flirting with jade as he stood there and smiled at her.

you could hear floyd giggling behind you, "oh~ shrimpys mad", you turned and glared at him, "go get him, and bring him here please" he smiled brodly and left quickly (such a suck up for drama). you sat to the side as you watched floyd drag his brother into the back room.

he smiled when he saw you, "hello, my pearl." you look at him unimpressed, arms crossed across your chest. floyd got the vibe and slipped out of the room, when he did jade stridded across the room to you, "why the face darling?" as he slipped his arms around your waist.

you quickly pointed a finger at him, "nu uh, your not getting out of this that easily leech". he tilited his head at you, "get out of what?" your blank stare in responce was enough to make him laugh as he retsed his head in the crook of your neck, placing small kisses up to your jaw, "i promise it was nothing.."

you sighed, lacing a hand through the hair at the base of his neck as he came to face you, gazing into your eyes before placing a kiss on your lips, "does this make it better.." he mumbled against your lips. you rolled your eyes, pulling him back by his collar.

when you pulled back you noticed he had a small blush on his cheeks, "now were even". you tried to walk back to the lounge with a smug smile on your lips, only to be pulled back by your wrist and back into his embrace, "your not getting away that easily darling.." he murmured against your jaw. and suddenly it was hard to remember why you were even mad..

jamil viper🐍

-doesnt even entertain the other girl, just kinda stands there with a blank face

-is disgusted by a person flirting with him that isnt you

-your not even there, or really aware, cause he just looks so disgusted by their presence you assume its someone annoying him

-your the reasonable one here

kalim had thrown another party at the scarabia dorms, so while jamil stayed in the kitchen and made a majoroty of the food you offered to stay out with everyone else and basically babysit kalim for him. so it left you sat in the lounge of scarabia with a drink in hand, sat on a pillow next to kalim as he eagerly chatted with dorm members about their classes and coming plans.

every once and a while youd see jamil come out with more food or refilling drinks, and that was your favorite part of the night cause hed come give you a kiss on the top of your head without fail. a small thank you for watching kalim for him.

but as you watched him come out again, you watched a girl grab him by the arm and pull him to her as she talked in his ear. you also watched a face of disgusted take over his features as he yanked his arm away and didnt say a word to her, retreating back to the kitchen.

you tugged on kalim cardigan sleeve, "hey.. kal.. whos that girl?" you pointed to her as you asked, he made a face before responding, "some weird girl, i dont really know her. or why shes here actually.." he tapped a finger to his chin in thought, "nah cant remember!" as he smiled at you before going back to his conversation.

you rolled your eyes and settled back into the pillows behind you, sipping on your drink. after a couple minutes you felt a familiar arm wrap arund your shoulders from the other side that kalim wasent on. glancing over you saw your boyfriend, you leaned into his side smiling, "giving yourself a break for once viper?"

he shuddered and stuck his tongue out, "i wish, no, some girl wont leave me alone" you almost burst out laughing on the spot, "i saw.. she seemed into you. you dont know her?" he immediately shook his head, "ew, fuck no. and she keeps following me and its gross." you laced your hand through his that dangled from your shoulder and smiled, "you cant even be civil and have a conversation to tell her to leave u alone?"

he looked down at you like you told him to curse his whole dorm(well shit..), "what? absolutely not." you quirked an eyebrow at him, "why not?" as you asked you heard kalim speak up beside you, "because shes not you prefect! he wont talk to anyone really that isnt you or if he has to" he gave you a smile and turned back to his conversation.

you looked back to jamil with a smirk, "your such a softie.." he turned away with a slight flush on his cheeks, "whatever.." you smiled and leaned up to kiss his cheek, "its fine, i love it". he turned back and sighed, placing a kiss on your forehead, mumbling against your skin, "love you too alhabib.." (its beloved in arabic).

rook hunt🪶

-entertains it until he relizes that theyre actually flirting with him

-kinda just lets them talk it out than explains hes taken and goes to you

-messes with them for flirting with him in the first place

you sat in the cafeteria with vil, epel, jamil, and kalim, you were all talking about rehersals for the upcoming singing and dancing competition. you were too invested in the conversation that you hadent realized that rook was still missing until epel spoke up, "hey kalim, you had a class with him, do you know where rook is?" you watched as he thought for a moment and shook his head, "havent seen him since we left class, sorry"

it was weird.. he was never late, "hey im gonna go look for him, fill me in later epel!" you called behind you as you grabbed your bag and left the cafeteria. wandering the halls you kept your ears open, you knew your boyfriend was loud and it would be the first thing you could notice.

as you turned a corner you finally heard him in the cortyard, as well as a.. girl? peeking around the corner you saw a girl talking to him as he sat there with a blank face.. was she hitting on him? after a couple seconds you watched as he smiled and laughed at her a little, patted her shoulder and started walking in your direction.

you ducked behind the wall and tried to act as natural as possible. when he came around you called him out, "rook, hey..". he jumped a little adn turned towards you, "oh! mon cheri! how are you? come to look for me?" you crossed your arms over your chest at his words, giving him a skeptical look.

he continued to smile at you, grabbing your hands and uncorossing your arms, "why so cross cheri?". you sighed and explained what you had saw, when you were done you heard him laughing at you, wait- what, laughing? "oh my, you misunderstand. she was confused, she didnt relize i had you". you sighed, leaning into his side, "your lucky i belive you.." he wrapped an arm around your shoulder, tucking you close, placing a kiss on the crown of your head, "i only have eyes for you mon cheri"

lilia vanrouge🦇

-teases the girl for hitting on him ("you didnt know? im already married?")

-dismisses her so quickly its not even funny

-like jamil, your not even there or aware cause when you are he never leaves you and makes it atrociously clear your together

-hangs on you for the rest of the night saying how scary the other girl was and being a little drama queen

-i imagine him as being so attached to you that other girls hitting on him is just funny becuase hes so damn devoted to you

you sat in the lounge of diasmonia with sebek and silver, you helped them with their recent potions assignment. when they had finally gotten it you grabbed the book you were reading and picked up where you left off. malleus sat on his own chair, reading a recent book you had recommended to him. you normally be with lilia but he was finishing up running some errands and you decided to stay in the dorm and wait for him.

you didnt even hear him coming back to the dorm, the first thing you felt was a breath on your neck and you knew he was back, "hello my love.." you kept your eyes trained on your book as you watched silver and sebeks necks snap up and see him there, both equally confused on how you knew before they did, "lilia! your back already!"

you winced slightly, "not so loud seb, please" he immediately apologized, he held you to as much respect as he did lilia. you sighed as you felt said man plop onto the couch next to you, rolling his head into your lap. wrapping his arms around your hips as he buried his face into your shirt, "it was horrible dear" he wailed quietly, muffled by your clothes.

you gently ran a hand through his hair, continuing to read your book as you indulged him, "what happened now?" he rolled over, his face upwards. you moved your book to look down into his eyes with a skeptical look, "there was a girl, and she hit on me" you faked a gasp, "my poor boy, whatd she do?" being so used to his antics.

he floated up, flinging his arms around for theatrics, "she was trying to ask me to get coffee" you placed a hand over your mouth in fake shock, "and whatd you tell her?". he hung upside down and placed a kiss on your lips, pulling back slightly with bright eyes and a smile showing his fangs, "that i already have a beautiful wife at home". you rolled your eyes smiling, "thats my husband".

"that was so brave lilia!" (sebek in the background crying at his bravery)

[crushedsweets]

ej x nurse ann but in a will they won't they flirty friendship kinda way🤭 they are always trying to one up the other when it comes to medical work too so it's like lowkey flirty rivals.. do u see what I'm putting down Sweets?! Long story short I'd let them both operate on me

wait omg i was gonna draw smth for this but its been so long n im tired so i should jsut type.

also it feels so weird to go back to talking abt creeped lore cuz i feel like i have so much information but idk how/if anyone could emember it cuz its been sooo longgggg LOL so if anything is like "??? this isnt canon ???" its cuz my AU is very specific and changed etc etc. CREEPED DISCLAIMER WE ARE SO BACK

OKAY SOOOO. in my au specifically, nurse ann is a fake nurse! she was a red-room sorta cam girl (killed ppl for donos), and used a sexy-nurse-persona to draw in more views!

meanwhile, jack only got a few internships in at hospitals during his masters program before the sacrifice.

i could see jack meeting ann because he's close to Lulu and feels really protective over her. so he'd be guiding lulu back to the hospital one day, holding her hand and being all soft spoken while Lulu goes on her little ghostly rants.

and of course, Ann pops up !!! and she's so beyond horribly annoying!! quickly peering over Lulu's shoulder and being like "hi handsome, youre so tall, whats your name, your voice is so deep" whatever. i think it would embarrass the hell out of jack and he'd just be pretty stiff n awkward. polite, but awkward.

eventually he'd scamper off and ann would tell lulu to "get your little tall friend over here". and maybe it would work, HOWEVER, in my creeped canon, it wouldnt go anywhere beyond jack being like T_T and ann eventually giving up . she wont tim too bad.

HOWEVERRRR, if we diverged from creeped canon(which already diverges from creepypasta canon...) for the sake of ann x EJ...

i think it would be cute if she kept flirting, and he was kinda like Jesus Christ you are beautiful . LMFAOOO. and she picks his brain about college life and just him in general, out of curiosity, while he picks her on....well... being some sort of zombie demon vampire thing.

and she'd love him quietly pulling her apart at the stitches. making quiet little observations and scribbling notes and i think EVENTUALLY, he'd get to the point where he is just being snarky with her. theyll be sassing eachother and bickering and she'll be like "well if you keep talking to me that way im not gonna let you make a single note on me ever again" and he's like "you know that isnt true."

LOL.

WAIT. IM KIND INTO THEM RN WAAAIIIIIITTTTTTT

[ranposgirlboss]

~late night car drives with bsd charas~

this is an idea i got while listening to depressing vocaliod songs, SO HERE WE ARE!!! these are just some hc i have about how it would go, some charas are COMPLETELY platonic!! (this is mostly platonic in the 1st place tbh) this is my first time writing on this app, and i haven't written anything online in a few years, so if the formatting is weird, PLEASE TELL ME IDK WHAT IM DOIMNHG

chara list: dazai, chuuya, poe, ranpo, and yosano

GENRE: fluff fluff fluff and sillies

enjoy!!

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DAZAI

-HESSS DEEEEEFFF THE TYPE TO BRING YOU ON LATE-NIGHT DRIVES!!!!!

-he would probably be going to some weird ass convenience store with you at ungodly hours in the morning 💀

-HE EITHER SINGS THE MOST DEPRESSING SONGS OR THE MOST UPBEAT SILLY SONGS THERE IS LITERALLY NO IN BETWEEN

-i feel like he would mess with you and fucking drift the car when yall turn

-lets just say you get close to dying more then once 😁

-one time when yall tried to sneak out, kunikida caught yalls asses (your ears still hurt to this day from the mouthing off you got from kunikida)

-all in all, VERY FUN TO GO OUT WITH!!! WOULD RECOMMEND IF YOU WANT CHAOS!!!! OR IF YOU LIKE ALMOST DYING 10 TIMES IN 30 MINS <3333

CHUUYA

-ok so i know i said late night CAR rides BUT CMON WHO DOESNT WANNA RIDE A COOL ASS MOTORCYCLE WITH CHUUYA!??!?!?/1

-mf has HORRIBLE ROAD RAGE!!!

-i hc that when chuuya gets really pissed and the person is super rude to him, he fucking makes their car float...LIKE FULL ON 😭

-AND THEN HELL MAKE THEM SAY SORRY

-but other then his road rage, its honestly pretty chill

-i know that he has a BANGER playlist, I JUST KNOW IT

-i fell like he'd also play around on the motorcycle a bit, BUT AT LEAST HE WOULDNT NEARLY KILL YOU UNLIKE DAZAI (눈‸눈)

-id say its pretty nice and balanced, with enough calmness to make it enjoyable for the most part, but enough thrill to keep asking him to take you out <33

RANPO

-just gonna let you know right off the bat, his ass is NOT driving 😂

-there is a high chance that he JUST woke up and started banging on your door because he had cravings and well, he ran out of his snacks...so OBVIOUSLY he had to bang on your door, its important!!!

-and even if he was completely awake...he would get yall lost so fast

-so you were driving him

-honestly? its kinda funny to see groggy ranpo walk around and try to grab what snack he wants at the convenience store when he's barely awake

-bro literally drops the bag like 5 times (you picked it up all 5 bc you kinda pitied him rn 😭)

-he basically ends up sleep walking his ass outta there

-the ride is mostly quiet, mainly because ranpo falls asleep on the way back

-imagine if you played heavy metal and woke him up

POE

-HE WOULD DRIVE WITH YOU FREQUENTLY, DUE TO HIM BEING A NIGHT OWL

-these car rides would be so peaceful

-ngl he would probably sometimes take you out just to drive with you (its not like gas is a problem for him anyways 😭)

-HE HAS SUCH A GOOD PLAYLIST OF SONGS TO JUST SIT THERE AND DAYDREAM TO

-doesnt seem like a talker tbh, he might ask you if you want to go anywhere specific, but you guys mostly just listen to music together (he saves the story telling for another time <3)

-I FEEL LIKE HE WOULD MAKE A PLAYLIST THAT LIKE KIND OF HAS A STORY LINE SO IT WOULD BE SO FUN TO DAYDREAM TO THE SONGS CUZ YOU COULD CREATE YOUR OWN STORY TO THEM

-you hold karl in your lap and pet him like you're an evil villain (cannon)

-very calming and relaxing drive <33

YOSANO

-UGH IM SO GAY FOR HER

-ngl she kinda gives dazai vibes, in terms of playlist

-there has been more than one occasion when she just drunk-drove you

-LUCKILY YALL DONT DIE??!?!?!??! HOLY FUCK

-shes a small talker, OR A GOSSIPER WHILE YALL DRIVE

-yall just have so much fun talking about the ada and everything that's going on there <333

-would scream the lyrics to any 2010's throwback song, while having a (hopefully) safe dance party

-very fun to be around, and even though she drunk drives, shes def safer then dazai

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THANK YOU FOR READING THIS!!!! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧

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[akwolfgrl]

How sweet it is to be loved by them part 4

Luffy sat with Koby and the little girl who fed Zoro, Rika, outside of the bar where Rika lives above. Luffy could smell Sanji along with the smell of cigarettes.

“Did he really say it was delicious!?” Rika asked excitedly her eyes wide and big smile on her face.

“Yup! He ate the whole thing!”

“Is ture that zoro was arrested for killing an animal?” Koby asked her.

“Yah, it was really scary but he saved me and killed Helempos' pet wolf. He gets away with everything because his dad is the lieutenant here he's always mean and really scary,” Rika informed them. “After all that Helempo said if didn't do as he told him he would kill mom and me in his place. The Morgan's run this town, if you disobey them they just execute you, so everyone is scared of them,”

“So he's not a bad guy after all,” Koby sounded amazed even thought Sanji had already told them all about what happened.

“Of course he isn't!” Rika defended Luffys future crew mate. “I just told you who the bad guys were!”

“Who dares to raise thire head? I'll tell my dad and you'll be dead! Do you wana end up like RoronoaZoro? Im gonna publicly execute him in three days wana join him?” The grating laugh of helmet the guy with an ass for a face pissed Luffy off.

“Three days?” That wasn't right, Luffy walked right up to him. “Didn't you say you were giving him a month?”

“Who are you? How rude walking up to me! Besides it doesn't matter, only an idiot would actually belive that I was only toying with him!” He laughed again as if he wasn't about to kill someone after starving them.

Luffy punched him, the omega would have fallen to the ground if not for luffy holding on tight to his shirt collar. Before he could go in for another punch Kobys arms warped around him pulling him away. “Luffy! Please stop! You need to calm down!”

“You bastard! You want to mess with the marines? You'll be next to die!”

“Koby, I've decided! I'm done waiting for him to make up his mind. Zoro will join my crew, Sanji too,” Luffy would have waited but not anymore.

<>

Sanji aprishted Ririka allowing him to work in her bar, bar food wasn't his specialty but it was better then selling his slick, not that was any place to do so here in this small town. Thire was some comsion going on outside.

“Sanji do you mind watching the place for a moment?”

“Of course not,” Ririka took a step outside to investigate comasion.

Rika her daughter shuld have been back by now, she had a habit of trying to sneak food to the Moss. As much as Sanji loves the sentiment behind the gesture he'd rather she not risk it. He knew that if it came down to it, him and his husband could take down Axe hand Morgan.

“But mom!” Rika cried out as she was urahed inside.

“But mom nothing I've told you to leave him alone it's to dangerous,”

“But I have to! He saved me, if it wasnt for me he wouldnt be tied up!”

“He chose to kill the wolf, he could have grabbed you and ran, I'm grateful he saved you life of course I am, but it's dangerous to go against Lutinet Morgan, I don't want to see you hurt,”

“But I'm fine! When I got and coughjt and thrownt over the wall someone cught me,” Rika failed to resume her mother. Why were the Marines tossing g children over walls is what Sanji wanted to know.

“A wall! Oh honey you are not going back thire and that's final,”

“But that doesn't matter! Helempo said he was gonna kill Mr. Marimo! He wasn't going to give him thirty days but was just messing with him!”

Sanji felt his heart stop. This can't be happening it just can't. He had to go he had to stop it. He ripped off his apron and ran out the door. It was rude of him to just leave without saying anything, but he had to go. He ran down the streets, hoping he could make it in time to save his husband.

[wayward-asshole]

what courtney love means to me, and why shes so important to me:

courtney has always stood for the exact opposite of what she's supposed to.

im gonna be really fucking vulnerable in this post and talk about what courtney means to me, why shes such an important figure in my life, and why i just feel like she gets me. tws here: suicide, self-harm, abuse, sexual abuse, sexual assault, mental abuse. brief mentions, nothing in depth.

i endured some fucked up shit as a kid, stuff i wouldnt wish upon my worst enemy. ive watched my mother try to kill herself. i got the shit beat out of me as a kid, i watched my mom get the shit beat out of her, i was sexually assaulted.

when i found hole, early this year, i had just got out of one of the worst relationships ever. i needed a change, and i needed it fast. i told myself i wasn't going to be walked all over anymore. i told myself i was done putting up a front of being nice and sweet, because deep down i knew i wasnt.

i discovered hole, i started deep diving on courtney because then the only reason i knew about her was because of kurt. and i fell in love.

i finally realized my potential. i started sticking my for myself more, when back then i only stood up for others. i started to realize that i liked being a bitch. i enjoyed making everyone else fucking uncomfortable because i was loud and i took up space and i stood up for myself and others.

courtney inspired me so much that i started writing songs again. at the time i hadnt written songs since i was a kid, like. a LITTLE kid. but i started writing again.

ive written two songs inspired by courtney or hole songs. one is inspired by softer, softest and its titled wood. its about my childhood, and its about childhood abuse. specifically being whipped with a paddle. a repeating line in it is "pee girl gets the wood" because every time my disability caused me to wet the bed, i would get paddled.

another is about courtney and how she inspired me, how i interpreted the song babydoll to be about girl that courtney couldnt stand because she put up a nice girl front, and how i was sick and fucking tired of being babydoll. i was fucking done with being babydoll. i used to be quiet, i used to just go along with everything everyone did. but not anymore. i am not going to be babydoll once again, i will forever be the violent bitch i am now.

one of the lines in it refrences the "i want every girl in the world to pick up a guitar and start screaming" quote, saying "courtney i listned to you/i picked up a guitar and now im screaming/i wish you could tell me where to go/i dont know where to go from here."

i relate to courtney on so many levels. she gets me. i almost lost one of my (now ex) boyfriends to suicide last year, i still wet the bed because of my disability, and i was the pee girl. i was the girl that smelled like piss every fucking day. i have an awful mother, my dad was never there.

courtney taught me how to be a fucking bitch and every day i become more and more thankful for her. courtney love taught me how to say no. courtney love is for the girls with violent moodswings. courtney love taught me how to love the dark parts of myself. courtney taught me how to hold my own hand, she taught me how to put on my best sunday dress and walk proudly through all my messes.

you can be a disaster and be beautiful. you will walk through flames with your head held high. you will live through this too, you have to. prove everyone wrong, not right. dont give up on yourself, be a fucking bitch.

reblog this with what courtney means to you PLEASE tell me in depth what she means to you i want to know.

[cartoonrival]

ok + for goodness' sake sasuke so that the screenshot takes up less space

1)parallels between naruto/sasuke and naruto/kawaki. i think honestly carrying over and actually bringing attention to the love-obsession thing that was going on sort of mostly unaddressed in the original series (in terms of no one called naruto as insane as they frankly shouldve) has the potential to be very interesting, especially because bringing it into the sphere of a father-son relationship rather than a platonic/romantic one is not really something i've seen before, along with the fact that kawaki doesn't actually know naruto much at all, making this very much an idolization of an idea of the person who saved you, someone who can do no wrong and is so without flaw. it was what this dude said:

like kawaki's obsession is weird and emblematic of how he grew up. also, the way that both of them sort of end up treating the other like a thing to be protected or owned or passed around, kawaki trapping him in time prison with zero regards for the fact that no one wants to be in time prison, and naruto's famous "give sasuke back/dont talk about sasuke like you own him in front of me/i'll get sasuke back/ill break your legs if i have to", there is the dismissal of actual personal wants However.

kawaki does this because he thinks that naruto's life is worth more than anything ever, and the reason he thinks this is because he thinks naruto is the most perfect person in the world and the only one who can save the world from evil. in naruto's case, even though he has a habit of possessiveness, sasuke is very much still a person to him, someone he violently and desperately wants to be close to. he doesnt think sasuke is perfect or can do no wrong, he just doesnt really give a fuck what wrong things sasuke does because he loves him too much and wants him too bad to ever hold anything against him. anything sasuke does is understandable and forgivable. naruto wouldnt put sasuke in time prison to protect him because then they couldnt hang out, and he knows sasuke wouldnt want that anyways. while i think naruto's obsession is insane, its more possessive than dehumanizing, which is def the angle kawaki is taking. again, i think this could be interesting if it was expounded upon but i dont think anyone in boruto is enough of a character for this actually do be pulled off in any satisfying way.

2)boruto/kawaki vs naruto/sasuke. i think honestly i just dont really have it in me to even act like kawaki and boruto have a dynamic that even comes close to the bullshit naruto and sasuke have going on, but if i were to attempt to explain why i dont think this is the case than i think at least part of it (beyond the fact taht ever character in boruto is painfully undercooked) is that boruto and kawaki's bond is based almost entirely around both being marked by karma. like they become friends sort of on a more surface level same way boruto is friends with anyone else, but its definitely not the same as naruto and sasuke's inexplicable pull towards one another since they were kids. even though kawaki has like sort of stupid convoluted internal strife going on, boruto doesnt honestly have enough inner issues to even shadow the bizarre knot that is sns. boruto and naruto both didn't want to kill their wayward friends because it's hard to kill someone you care about, i don't think that reads as a strong parallel because its like . what kind of story would it be if boruto was just like Okay lets kill him... now! also if kawaki dies naruto stays trapped im p sure so if he kills kawaki he is also functionally killing his dad

3)naruto and sasuke are both terrible parents but sasuke is leagues leagues leagues worse and he sees boruto has his son more than he will ever see sarada as his daughter. to him, she is his daughter because that is the only way she should have the sharingan. he can't really stand being around her and any interaction he has with her is out of guilt. boruto is his son because boruto is naruto's son

4)why did they bring up that jiraiya might get resurrected and then just drop it or is this me forgetting since i watched boruto 6+ months ago

[kaiwuzherenz]

(non rushed version on this post)

-under the cut is the non rushed version, but skip it if u dont give a shit- Dont mind me just rambling, so if you dont rambling just keep scrolling (dont say i didnt warn u, i mean i think i even go off topic prob)

So everyone who has watched she ra s5, knows that chipped catra is catra fighting adora (and not holding back) under horde primes control.

and so chipped catra was just fighting under horde primes control, not holding back (head-canon!: i would think that catra could see everything "she was doing" but coulnt stop it). Chipped catra did fight adora for a bit, damaging adora alot with the potential scarring outcome. But for chipped catra to make a kill swing

........just what

if adora didnt dodge (barely), then she would most deferentially be dead and boom! Horde prime just won

but adora did get to catra about bringing her home. That would have hit the "normal" catra and thats when the chip was quickly deactivated for catra to say "Promise?"

you could see how scared adora was to the idea of having to hurt catra to live. but getting to catra with her words (adora is good with her words) Horde prime could see what was gonna happen. Horde prime makes catra say her "final words"

Now what i think happened (im not sure bout it tho) is that when catra said her "final words" Horde prime did a certain thing. Since the chip was on catras neck, that has one of the important nerves in her body, leading straight to the brain. thats why horde prime put it there. When he turned off her chip and cut the connection, he sent something to her brain, cutting off that nerve. killing catra.

now if ur like

heres a simple version.

the chip on catras neck was ontop of something that helped her body work, when horde prime turned off her chip, he cut the line from her brain to that important thing, killing her.

so quick some up, one of these 2 wuz gonna die when catra was chipped. Catra by horde prime killing her, and Adora if catra landed that kill swing

off topic time:)))!!!!!!!!

so yeah, adora saves catras life. adora gave catra a chance. Catra gave back that favor almost

Catra accpeted her death in the final episode, almost to die with that monster thingy that was stopping adora to get to the heart. But as we all know, shadow weaver jumps in

Shadow weaver dies so Catra could live and adora could make it to the heart

Catra feels this act by Shadow weaver the hardest (in my mind) because shadow weaver made catra who she was, and why she has her ways and things around people... Catra was gonna die right then, she accepted only for shadow weaver to jump in.... EVEN AFTER EVERYTHING ADORA HAS DONE TO CATRA, SHE WAS STILL READY TO DIE FOR HER....THAT BASICALLY JUST PROVES HOW MUCH CATRA LOVES ADORA!!

ALSO Prime saying "YOUR Adora will die" and the terror on Catra's face, and we know by now how explicitly Catra wants Adora, makes the fact that Prime previously said "your Adora" to Catra and "your Catra" to Adora hit so much harder, they really did belong to each other

I STARTED CRYING BECAUSE AS MUCH AS ADORA LEFT CATRA FOR THE REBELLION, CATRA LEFT ADORA FOR THE HORDE BUT SHE REFUSED TO LEAVE HER AGAIN EVEN IF IT MEANT SHE'D DIE WITH HER CATRA WOULDNT LEAVE ADORA, EVEN WHEN ADORA LEFT HER 3 YEARS AGO!!!!!!

[altermay]

Tw/ transphobia, discussions of dysphoria, brief mention of suicide, descriptions of child abuse

Getting unbearable. Feeling sick. Started working to afford hormones only to find out the service that is most accessible to me (plume) doesnt offer T in alabama anymore due to changing laws. Fuck all these stupid politicians putting their noses in others lives.

Thought people at work wouldnt make a super huge deal, as I was selective with who I told, so i thought maybe I could hold out a bit longer and at least i wouldnt have to feel so dysphoric all the time, since all my coworkers knew me as Monte. But then instead of my name, people who would usually call anyone else by their name started calling me “Miss” and “maam”

Even the ones I had come out to, and even the ones who told me they were accepting.

Whatever, im from a small rural area, so transphobia is not new to me, what is new to me, however, is being openly trans in an unfamilliar environment. I thought I could start T quickly and maybe people would ever forget that im trans in the first place, but now its been so long.

Some people call me He, and use the right pronouns, but increasingly lately Ive received a myriad of transphobia.

Being called tranny loudly while my coworker kicks my broom as I try to sweep (kicking hard enough for the broom to almost leave my hands and hit another person behind me) , Getting called “it” behind my back. Stuff like this is becoming more common.

The two coworkers who called me it, have been spreading lies about my work performance these past five days, Ive been told my three different people that every time I leave to go do something they start talking badly of me. So I got to my breaking point, at this point it had nothing to do with the pronouns, I was just upset that two forty+ year old adults were purposefully making my job harder to do while I was also struggling with a ton of other stuff (ptsd, seasonal depression, a family members recent suicide) and so I couldnt stop crying.

Despite this situation having nothing to do with me being trans, they are now trying to spread the narrative that Im just being sensitive because they were misgendering me while they were borderline bullying me.

If I was not trans, people would take me seriously on these issues. But now, because I am upset, suddenly Im just a stereotype. A sensitive trans person who is offended because someone used the wrong pronouns a few times.

I will be one to say, I do not give a SHIT about my pronouns. Ive been called the wrong ones my whole life by a majority of people. That was never the issue. But because Im trans, that is the only issue people can perceive for me to have. The ONE issue I had with them regarding my pronouns was them calling me “it” and thats not because its the wrong pronoun, thats because its DEHUMANIZING.

But now I have other coworkers who know NOTHING about the situation saying shit like “well if she claims shes a man maybe she should suck it up” “well if she wants to be seen as a man maybe she shpuld cut her hair”

Fuck you. How about YOU get beaten for 17 years, YOU watch your siblings get beaten near to death for 17 years. YOU have flashbacks of things you dont understand all day every day and we will see how fucking well youre able to “suck it up” you are WEAK. YOU ARE ALL WEAK. And you dont know what its like to be me. My mother tried to kill me. My mother almost killed my sister, I was neglected, never went to a doctor, and I STILL dont know how to take care of myself. And I still havent recovered all of the memories.

Ive had SHORT HAIR ive had LONG HAIR Ive had a MOHAWK, ive had a BUZZCUT ive been BALD. And people STILL fucking saw me as a woman. Im tired of conforming to this bullshit just so people can treat me the same as they always do

Fun fact though, since Ive had long hair Ive been gendered correctly by strangers MORE than I have with ANY OTHER HAIR STYLE.

These stupid fucking transphobes and their stupid fucking stereotypes im so fucking sick of it all. And corporate wont do anything about it, Im sure of this.

Why is it so hard for me to just live my fucking life.

Im so sick of it all

[transflynnscifo]

tov spoilers. watch out! im having thoughts regarding yuri and sodia again

the funny thing about yuri lowell is how he will say he isn't "letting it go" in regards to getting stabbed and nearly dying

but because sodia in his eyes failed to be the equal to give up everything for flynn (and even seeks out him of all people for help) hes like. i dont have time for you. im disappointed, even

flynn is stuck in a deadly situation and sodia, who didnt want her captain and all those people on hipionia at the time to die, seeked out yuri (by then she is aware he is alive because flynn also knew) BECAUSE she knows yuri would come running for flynn. and she finds that she cant do the same. she cant risk it all for flynn (and i cannot fault her for it, she maybe was hoping for an outcome where they dont have casualties)

what really frustrates yuri is that he feels he cant forever be at flynns side because of him seeing himself as someone whose presence could taint others' (and particularly) flynn's light. and he had chosen to kill people and do things no one wants to do because no one else would.

so i am assuming that between post-zaude and the scene in capua nor, yuri (at the back of his mind) rationalized that sodia was willing to do something as grave as kill him for being associated with flynn. yuri made the choice to kill before and it as a result has messed up how he perceives himself and his relationships with others (and he was already not doing great at this!). he did not like to commit murder but he doesn't regret it. he was hoping sodia probably was on a similar footing.

and yuri really strongly values making your own choice and living by it. he is a walking example of living by the choice you made for the other party members (granted, he makes some choices that end up being bad for his well-being. he isnt also making choice he actively WANTS to do.)

so given sodia backpedaled, yuri understood that the choice to kill him was not one she was willing to hold to, at least, not in the way yuri has dealt with his own grave choices? its clear that instead she regrets it a LOT. because it was an on-the-moment decision that she realizes she did only the moment yuri starts to fall. she is so shocked she is incapable of doing anything but look on in horror

she did not even lend him a hand!

besides the fact that yuri realizes that not even sodia is the equal flynn "deserves", this scene is a perfect encapsulation for yuri's state at that point in the game. he says something extremely vulnerable to sodia, which he probably does because he knows she wouldnt be able to say that to flynn or any of his friends. not only do his words reflect just how low he put himself down while placing flynn on an unfair pedestal, but how he also extends the unhealthy things he applies to himself ONTO others.

(yuri voice) how COME you regret stabbing me and how COME you dont nearly die for flynn on hipionia and instead seek help from ME if you really wanted me out of his sight.

something something "if youre willing to kill for him then you should also be willing to die for him". yuri are you okay

[pearlaqua-eevee]

TYBW ep 22 liveblog under the cut

(after writing it, this has basically just become me capslocking over the opening scene so. Heres that)

So I legit just watched that whole scene before the intro, forgetting I had to actually TYPE THINGS

new broody shot of Uryu first off, and actually I'm seeing so many parallels to his and Ichigo's first meeting

I feel like theyre downplaying Ichigo's angst slightly but also...hes compartmentalizing probably, which shows how much hes changed from the start. He's prob still shocked but hes dealing

also Chad. I love Chad so much. Just everything he says here, his reactions, THE SMILE WHEN ICHIGO SAYS "i'll still smack him and drag him back"!! "he mustve had a good reason" I love that hes not saying "Uryus not against us". He's saying that he is. But expressing TRUST IN URYU AS A PERSON. Sado you absolute angel. And even "what if you agree". Like yes, go off being the quiet observant philosopher you are, I love you!!!

"Yeah, I know. I've known it all along. It's been on my mind ever since this war began. If this is a battle between Soul Reapers and Quincies, that would make me and Ishida..." Shoutout to the VA for the quiet subdued way Ichigo is speaking because I CAN feel the heaviness of it. And that Ichigo knew probably around the same time Uryu actually made his decision... The idea that on top of the Soul Society being attacked--twice--and that training he did at the Soul Palace, thats been in the back of his mind, something he anticipated...and yet it still hurt him so bad that he was completely frozen when it did happen. Because he was holding out hope it wouldnt. FUCK ME

NOT THE FLASHBACKS. FFS

"Ishida is...He's our friend." OH. THE FORESHADOWED PARALLEL. THEY REALLY JUST MADE ICHIGO SAY THAT, WITH THE SAME LOOK UP AND EVERYTHING SCREEEEEE

yall know I love the enemies-to-best-friends/family tropes with my entire heart. THEYRE FAMILY AND I WILL SCREAM OVER EVERY PARALLEL

"I dont know if he feels the same way though" that fucking hurts though. Just the casual way its said but also, giving Uryu that little bit of doubt. Basically Ichigo just said "hes free to make his own choices but hes my friend regardless, even if he doesnt seen it that way" Quite honestly Uryu could probably shoot to kill and still be forgiven. AND I FUCKING CRY

ALSO I KEEP SAYING. THAT MOMENT URYU STOPPED HIM IN HUECO MUNDO. I FUCKING TOLD YALL THAT WAS SIGNIFICANT. AND ITS ONE OF THE MEMORIES ICHIGO THINKS OF BEFORE CALLING HIM HIS FRIEND. THAT MOMENT IS AS IMPORTANT TO ICHIGO AS IT LIKELY WAS TO URYU. YALL IM SCREAMING THEY REALLY ARE PLATONIC SOULMATES

Ichigo also thinking about the moment in Lost Agent where he thought Uryu had been turned against him but was actually warning him. And this ones tinged with that betrayal too but--both moments Ichigo thinks about were moments where Uryu put everything, including his own life, at risk to save him. GOD I CRY

also thinking about what Hime must be going through because theres hints in previous chapters that shes a Stepford Smiler--she plasters a smile and hope on even if shes upset/despairing. So that super bright smile combined with what I know happens in the future... I like the implication that she doesnt doubt Uryu's motives, but that he IS their enemy in this moment makes her sad. Kinda sad we missed out on her line about "Ishida would be annoyed if he overheard that" (because yes he would, she knows him well) and I do feel like they could kinda drag this out if they wanted...but hey I'm the angst queen, especially if the angst involves betrayals. Could literally watch a whole ep of these characters coping and being upset over this

[voidselfshipp]

Unearned Blessings For The Damned.

Cw: heavy mentions and discussions of religion,hospital setting.

Summary: Fix-it fic,aftermath of the MNWTD movie.

>only mutuals allowed to reblog.

Jack awoke on the bed of a hospital, he feels light headed and like everything hurts. His eyes slowly blink Open,And finds the bright lights to be horribly bright.

He hisses and he covers his face. He feels then a hand on his forearm that pulls them back and a looming shadow that rescues him from the burn.

--...jerico--He breathes out, seeing the greyish green eyes of his oniric lover meeting his gaze-- The studio! June..oh my god..Gus! Lily!

She cooed,shooshing him to calm him down and breathe.--Theyre okay,theyre fine...

--How...?--He asked,desperate and holding the forearms of the woman.

--You really think the Almighty would let this slide by?

--God?!--Jack sat up,hissing from the again-- You- its..you sound insane!

Jeri couldnt help but laugh--after everything? Really?

He breathes out-- What did I do? Whats the damage?

--Nothing..or not much. The people who died are back,and its like its just all horrible nightmare-- she said,cupping his face-- but you and I know the truth..that seems punishment enough to him.

The Man broke down in sobs,bringing his lover in for a loving hug. Hes so relieved,he feels so guilty,everything hurts but hes so happy.

--Oh thank god...--He said-- How...what else happened?

--Well...You passed out after the intervention, and I brought you here--She pressed her forehead against his and smiled Gently to try and calm him--Youre still going to hell,but ill come visit.

He couldnt help but laugh just a little,god it hurts-- I think by now thats a given...--He added,pulling her closer to him--...Why does everything hurt so much?

Thank god her voice carries over the buzzing lights of the room,it might end up killing him for Real now.

--Youve got hit with the demonic equivalent of a lightning strike...

Jack goes limp in her embrace, his arms lazily wrapped around her waist. --Delightful...

--But everything is fine...--She reassured--Youve still got your TV show,and youre still here with me.

--I cant believe that after everything,my silver lightning is a demoness--He tried joke to cope with all the things hes suffered. He cups her face and gives her a gentle,loving kiss. Like her lips are the brittle wings of a butterfly--I think im done with the TV...with the world in general...

His companion sighed-- Are you,though?--she asked,gaining no answer--Im here,if you need another guest that wont cause....this.

--I wouldnt want to expose you this way..

--I am what I am,hon-- she insisted,fixing his hair when she pulled him back a little-- But I want to help you.

Jack smiled, eyes teary-- Why do I still deserve you? Why does he allow you to stay with me?

--The lord does not strangle, he squeezes I guess?-- She sits beside him,taking his hands-- You'll be here for a good while,but ill take care of you.

--Thank you so much,dearest.

--Of course,Jackie. Lay down and sleep,ill be here when you wake up--Her fingers Gently stroke his scalp-- Breathe,hon. Rest.

Jerico smiled and sees her lover relax, its good. This is good. She worried he might take it way worse, she saw everything that happened and ran from her home to the studio.

Shes glad the human world lives to see another day. Internally,she thanks God. And she thinks he can hear her well.

The lord in his kindness has given her,has give him the only thing they needed...eachother.

--I know he is condemned..but please take care of him--She whispered,well under her breath to not disturb the sleeping Man--please,please...I love him so much..and he loves me just as...

Yet to forget what communion feels like,she can tell her request was seen and heard. She says her thanks,and keeps watch over her lover.

When Jack reccuperated,he began to understand that his punishment was way worse. He remembers everything, he knows the truth and its maddening. His punishment is to struggle to Keep his sanity.

But aside from that,hes been given blessings he knows well he does not deserve. Like the love of his partner,and the fact he can stay in their home to finish healing up.

After everything hes done,he cant give up on the show. So until hes back on his feet,he can revel in the comfort of the appartment hes in right now.

Maximalist is the proper Word. A house thats more of a personal museum ,yet still a cozy home. He rests in the room of his lover,her black cat purring up a storm with its head on his. The hum of the feline helps him feel less rested.

--So much fan mail...--He complained..seeing all the cards with well wishes. Jerico was just entering the room,a tray of tea and food on her hands.

--Youre still dearly beloved,it May be a blessing in disguise...and youre off the charts rating wise..youre back--She smiled,aware still of the pain that came with it.

--I appreciate the fans and all but..--He sets down the mail-- I just want you,and our life together.

--Youre a Sap...I love you--She sits beside him,and he does the same.

--Sorry,sorry sweetie--Jack said to the cat as he pulled away from its loving cuddle. He sounds so soft, so like himself now.

She knows he isnt a bad Man,fame could be quite the incentive. He got desperate...and he learnt from his mistakes,the world doesnt know...and she is almost ready to forgive him.

--And...thank you sugar--He said to his lover,kissing her cheek. He takes one of the cups on the tray that rests on her legs. Jeri takes one of the mugs too and uses her free arm to wrap around his bicep. Her head leans on his shoulder a little as both drink.

--Its nothing--her lips are glossy with tea.

--I love you .

--I love you too

Jack kisses her forehead and pulls her closer to him,being mindful of the tray. He sighs and allows himself to forget for the time being of everything he lived.

As his eyes caught the glimpse of those of his lover...he knew things would begin to look up eventually.

Hoping its worth something, he thanks god too for this blessing he knows hes not worthy of. For the first time in so long he reaches for the remote and turns on the TV. Maybe both can have a bit of a movie day together,just this once.

Oh,The grin she gives him tells that shes happy hes fighting against his trauma. He meets her gaze and smiles just a little,hes an adorable Man.

--Things Will look up--He reassured,trusting her words --They have to.

His lover nodded-- they Will,yeah. We're together...

It made him answered a--Then they are bound to be okay-- Both giggle,without dropping their gaze. Then,both go to watch some mild,white comedy movie to distract themselves.

Life will return to normal. Maybe its already going better than they think. Who cares when they both have eachother?

[lqfiles]

OH SO I MISSED A LOT HUH

i had the time to read and catch up and idk why people hate the circle it’s not bad guys plssss 😭 i love it and i will personally throw you rocks. will it be rocks that are painted? NO WTH, whoever hates will not get a colorful rock bc your opinion will be just like a plain rock… PLAIN AND BORING

anyway

hi lqfiles 😋 i missed you

again, i came to read bc this election in america fucked me up with HOW STUPID EVERYONE IS IM STILL RAGING and i had to drop a close friend bc of her political views (yes it’s that serious)

but anyways!! i like how yn overthinks :( idk she can never do nothing wrong in my eyes she’s a princesa (princess) fr and it shows she genuinely cares about her friends which come on guys!! LIKE YOU GUYS WOULDNT DO THE SAME THING if you knew your friend and a guy you like had a thing before

also, haechan and marks beef is my favorite 😭 the way haechan immediately tweeted about poems when mark tweeted yn likes guys who writes poems? YES THATS MY TYPE OF MAN GO GET YOUR GIRL HAECHAN

omg i wrote so much… BUT I MISSED THIS!! ITS BEEN A WHILEEEEE omg also to 🪼 anon, i missed you too 😔🫶🏼

Spanish lesson:

“feliz navidad” - “merry christmas”

I HOPE YOURE OKAY AND YOU KNOW YOUR WRITING IS SO COOL AND YOURE COOL AND THAT COLLEGE (I REMEMBERED) IS TREATING YOU WELL AND IF ITS NOT I’LL FIGHT THEM

- 🫧

(p.s. our puppy’s name is ellie and she likes giving kisses and likes to flop on the floor so you could give her belly rubs. she’s also a big fan of lqfiles 🤞🏼 and we did bella’s altar for day of the dead and it was so emotional, really miss her)

PLAIN ROCKS YOU KILL MEEE 😭😭😭 but no i get why they might not like it tho like since this is fiction it shouldn’t take them this long to get tgt but unfortunately i love to add a bit of realness to my stuff (and projection.. lots of projections…) but it’s okay no rocks!!!!! lets not make people hate this community!!!! (ily tho mwuah)

SHE IS MY PRINCESSAAAAA like sozz i’m always gonna be team mc and EXACTLYYY i feel like that’s the main part people should get from her holding back!!! like she is going against her own wishes for the sake of her close friends because she rather not ruin a friendship over a MAN… it’s like if your friend shit talks a guy that did her dirty and you encouraged it but suddenly things change and you grow fond of him, wouldn’t you also feel bad about it? i mean i would

HAECHAN DESPERATE LOSER MAKING A FOOL OIT OF BIMSELF ON MAIN LIKENEJEKA he’s getting more shameless we kinda need him like this forever and he will be kissing her feet someday trust meee

girl i missed you AND your spanish lessons 🥺🥺 feliz soon navidad (even tho i don’t celebrate it) do u plan on doing anything w your fam/ boyfie? don’t worry i’m doing well now and hopefully will continue to do well 😊 but i’ll let college know an angry bubble anon is waiting for them with rocks if they mess with me

ELLIE IS SUCH A CUTE NAAAMEEEE i’m glad to know that you guys are slowly grieving and healing (tho take your time, it’s okay to still miss her and i do too ❤️ but i’m sure you will love ellie just as much, say hi to her for me!!) i hope you e been doing well bae i’m always happy to hear from you and know you’re doing well or not, take care and don’t catch a cold!!! 🥹❤️

[rebelyelling]

Since it has been a while, and i’m covering a slow shift, here are some more things my customers have said.

P1: this is a good luck quarter, not a tip

P2: wouldnt that just be a tip though

P1: no if i tipped a quarter i would be a shit tipper. This is a good luck quarter.

—

Bartender: im akward as hell. Just call me Akwardus Prime

P: Optimus Prime?

B: no

*akward silence*

P: well this is akward Optimus

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Me: good talk

P: [other bartender] tried to tell me i didnt get all of you on that, but im sure i was the only one to say it before you all

Me: i stole it from you

P: good talk

—

KJ (karaoke DJ): this guy is causing trouble outside

Me: yeah, he not waiting his turn for karaoke or something

P (guy in question and KJs dad): something like that *laughs*

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P1: its your favorite Itallians!

Me: youre my only Itallians!

P2: and youre our only bar!

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P1: whats youre name? I only know you as mom

Me: [name]

P2: good to know cause i also only knew you as mom

P3: whats this about mom?

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P: im apologising now

Me: why?

P: i invited your favorite person to come down

Me: youre my least favorite person right now

P: *laughs*

—

*daytime patron walks in durring night shift*

Me: what are you doing here? Its past your bed time

P: i know

Me: youre going to turn into a pumpkin!

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Owner: i dont care what you think an circumcised dick looks better

P1: (a guy) whoa, what are you talking about

Other bartender (female): that a circumcised dick looks cleaner

O: yeah [name] are you circumcised?

P1: i dont feel comfortable answering

P2: (male) hes uncircumcised

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P: *holding a soda in his hand*

Me: did you bring your own soda?

P: your mom said you were out

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P1 (female): youd fuck me if i asked you to right?

P2 (male): hell no

—

*after a screaming match just ended*

Owner to a patron whose wife always screams at him in the bar: thats how we feel when you and [wifes name] get into it

P: damn, will probably still happen though

—

P1: the cops just tackled the lady out there

P2: yeah the lady that was jumping in front of cars

P1: we were yelling at the cops to tackle her

Me: wow, at least shes no longer jumping in front of cars

—

*motorcyclist revs engine trying to do a burnout and kills bike instead*

P1: dumbass

*guy trips and drops bike*

P2: now this is comedy

—

P: i thought you quite

Me: no, i just had funky hours for a while

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Me: if it isnt my favorite daddy issues walking in

P (male): i love you too baby

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Owner: your bar children were in

Me: cool did they behave?

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P: [name] you look tired

Me: isnt it rude to call a woman tired?

P: not if its true

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Me: *gives total*

P: thats got to be a good year for something

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*i went on vacation for two weeks*

Other bartender: im so glad your back. Ive seen the other side-messy kitchen, no beer stocked, un changed kegs, dishes. Ive missed you

Me: aww

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P (who has a bar name pertaining to food that they bring us): its under [bar name]

New bartender: no its not

Me: yes it is

NB: why?

P: cause thats what i supply

NB: really?

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P: its weird tonight

Me: its got to be a full moon or something

P: Google to see if Mercury is in retrograde

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Many more to come

[eucalyptus-gl0bulus]

-deadpool couldve been replaced with renegade shadow (and we didn't know what was going to happen!)

-2:4 was a marvel season, the reveals were that the device was the zero point and that you can in fact ctrl-c ctrl-v the battle bus (thanks tony)

-the entirety of 2:5 was jones using the IO's funds to pay whatever people he could to defend the zero point

-they kept the foundation's VA secret (but we knew)

-ariana grande is a side effect of the aliens scanning peoples brains and taking the average of what's going on in them to display

-3:1 was a nothing season, the 7 just have a home now

-3:2, 3:3, 3:4 had nothing to do with any celebrities outside of the sole survivor of the 7 being an alternate universe version of the paradigm where she is brie larson (because they promised they wouldnt re-release paradigm ever.)

4:1, donald mustard is gone, the 7 are gone (brie larson is holding the island together, this kills her) and the story kinda turns to nothing. beginning with chapter 4 it's like a nothingburger. 4:2 has a gang war apparently.

5:1, theyre getting back on track, they introduce hope, they introduce the syndicate and the core of 5:1 is a peely rescue mission for jones

5:2 pandora's box is opened, the nike brand is represented as a goddess.

5:3 THE MACHINIST!!! also magneto does just about fuck all so he's off the list for now

5:4 we got another marvel season. doom wants the pandora's box, the "boss fight" against doom didn't really help the storyline at all, had no hype to it.

Remix: what if we took one of the most beloved seasons of all time (2:2) but we don't include the grotto until week 2 and the shark until week 3 and its snoop dogg instead of midas and eminem with the minigun you get by going to a place that calls you a faggot and then you had ice spice take over the shark and instead of a solid rifle and grappler you get a rifle with a strange bonus and a grappler that actively hurts you and a teammate that had people getting killed until they disabled her chillers and the big event was just a juice world concert instead of the doggvice again

and they didn't have spy games back. i miss spy games give me spy games back.

Here's also your friendly reminder that from september of 2017 to the end of 2018 they were adding on pieces of story for an entirely separate mode called save the world, promising that it was paid early access and it would be a free to play mode in the future. in 2018, they ended the story on a cliffhanger at the end of canny valley, with an entire zone left to tell the story of.

They said the story was going to continue, until JUNE 30TH, 2020 UPDATE (c2s3) came along, with save the world's story being declared FINISHED, and the free-to-play thing was gone in favour of a "premium experience", which is a joke that people still throw around whenever STW gets brought up.

It remained a paid mode (albeit at a lower buy-in) but you were no longer able to earn vbucks from quests and mission rewards, which is often cited as the real reason that they made the shift (also founder's codes go for hundreds now because they give you the STW stuff and also you get vbucks from quests)

Better Revenue had good lava from chapter 1 season 8 and we had the Twine Beans (patent pending) all the way until like chapter 4 or something. it was well overdue and it came around the time they put C3's movement into STW

I remember the old days of fortnite when they had two coherent storylines running parallel and completely separate (outside of the season X black hole, which was explained by RaY making a deal with the cube. im pretty sure that isnt followed up on), and I remember actually finishing the Canny Valley questline way back when you only had Gravestone as the final quest. I remember Canny part 2 and 3 coming out and having to rush to finish part 3 so I could get a Storm King pin.

EPIC GAMES HAD TWO COHERENT STORYLINES. THEY HAD A SOLID PAID PVE TOWER DEFENSE/HORDE SHOOTER AND A BATTLE ROYALE. THE PAID MODE HAD A PROMOTION WHEN THEY COMPLETED A BIG PART OF THE STORY (STORM KING) WHERE FINISHING IT BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR GOT YOU SENT AN ACTUAL PIECE OF FORTNITE HISTORY BY EPIC GAMES THEMSELVES ON TOP OF THE EXTRA FREE VBUCKS YOU WERE GETTING.

i still got my pin in its packaging. it came like may of 2019 i think. back when i still had hope that they would do a ,twine peaks story.

epic employees these days get too crunched on filing every imperfection off of the next brand deal's asscheeks.

It is just now from looking through the Fortnite tag over here that I realize people actually give more than 2 iotas of a fuck about the lore?

Like... I actually saw someone complaining about how Ice Spice and Snoop Dogg being in Chapter 2 Remix doesn't make sense with the lore and I just...

Are we seriously pretending the lore of this game isn't already held together with duct tape and paperclips? Are we seriously treating it as more than just glorified background decoration?

Literally how does Ice Spice and Snoop Dogg make any less sense than any of the other licensed characters and celebrities they've included in past seasons?

[yamikawas]

After you go to sleep, it's Smooch Time™ for Yoomtah because she gets to kiss your forehead without getting caught

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