#no horses for ken?

[iambecomeahamburger]

Ken be like:

[emuanon34]

[ink-rachelleigh]

WOAH these Barbie Movie fan arts are so cute!!! 💖💖 credits to the original artist ✨

[ink-the-artist]

do you guys ever think about dying

[thapunqueen]

SO I SADDLE UP MY HORSE AND I RIDE INTO THE CITAAYY !!!!!

[embodyingchaos]

love how the barbie movie fans are split into three categories:

- the extremely long paragraphs of revelation of how hard it is to be a woman

- the kenough/kenergy/horses memes

- allan

[whitesunlars]

my one (1) complaint about the barbie movie is that they showed the only horses in Barbieland being horse head on stick toys when really there should have been a representation of the direct doll to horse girl pipeline of barbie pegasus. 

i’m not saying a cgi horse. i’m saying a giant plastic barbie pegasus. 

[forasecondtherewedwon]

Colin's horse vest is haunting me. It's like he's wondering what it will take for Penelope to see the man behind the tan, and fight for him.

[mycofaerie]

I am Kenough but it’s Link (he’s also a horse girly)

[divinity-infinity]

obey me but its what they wear to the barbie movie based on @another-lost-mc's post! I hope I gave ur headcanons justice

[nex-has-gender-envy]

Oh no, Venom haven't understood the point of movie. . .

It's fine guys, Eddie will explain it to him later

Got inspired after seein ACTUAL og text to this panel and Venom deadass saying "mojo dojo casa house"

[liviiblahblah]

We love a horse girl going through an existential crisis

[heckyeahponyscans]

Happy Fakie Friday! Today I'd like to talk about my personal definition of what makes a toy a "fakie", as I've had people bridle (hee hee) at some of my Fakie Friday picks in the past.

First, let's talk about what doesn't define a fakie.

A fakie doesn't have to be a bootleg (though they can be).

A fakie doesn't have to be made by an unknown, fly-by-night company. Remco was founded in 1949, Buddy L's toy division was founded in 1921.

A fakie doesn't have to have incomprehensible or poorly designed packaging.

A fakie doesn't have to be a poor quality or poorly thought out toy.

Okay, so what IS a fakie?

Fakies aren't about non-Hasbro horse toys being "bad" and Hasbro horse toys being "good"; it's about how impactful the My Little Pony brand is. Even in the years where the toyline was completely dormant, your average joe would look at a rainbow horse with a heart on its bum and think "My Little Pony."

^ This horse in Hercules isn't proportioned like a MLP at all but in the Year of Our Lord 1997 everyone was talking about "the scene where Pegasus was almost seduced by a My Little Pony." (Though the pink horse was actually the bad guys in disguise.)

I love fakies! But no matter how innovative and high quality are, they cannot escape being compared to the platonic ideal: a Real My Little Pony.

So here is my ultimate test of whether a toy horse is a fakie:

Throw away its packaging. Lose all its accessories. Toss it in a baggie with random small toys and hang it on a hook in Savers, Value Village, or Goodwill.

If your elderly relative who knows nothing about toys points out the baggie and says to you, the collector: "Oh, here's one with a My Little Pony in it", then it's a fakie. ;)

[bigshot-furbiestm]

[horsesofthecarousel]

Ken but he's horsin around

[poupeelait]

the horses aspect of ken rebellion was so brilliantly done because it shows how men lost in the world slowly accepting of feminism really do choose the weirdest traditionally masculine interests and ideas and cling to them desperately. even though they don't really help them achieve the sense of direction and their place in the society which is something they actually hope for