#no gas fee

[thefettywizard]

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[cccotard]

baby’s first naoreko

[skwc]

some faces + hypothetical y0 kzmj encounter + purikura concepts

[daftpatience]

one thing I have learned about being poor is that you cannot for a moment stop thinking about it

[bandzboy]

this person is so right! it’s so insane how people just accept the pricing of these concert tickets which just allow companies to go higher with prices every year not only we should boycott, because we are boycotting hybe, but i feel like we should have boycotted a long time ago because these prices are getting absurdly expensive

[chartreuxcatz]

just found out my bank is going to start charging $5 (i think per month but im not sure) if you have less than $500 in your account :) They’re just straight up stealing money from poor people at this point

[wewontbesleeping]

dude it's actually so fucking depressing how difficult it's become to buy concert tickets. like you have to enter into a lottery to get a chance to buy them, and then if you're lucky enough to get a chance, they're exorbitantly expensive. and we don't have any other options, it's just play their stupid little games and pay their prices or don't go.

[ghostly-wisteria-tea]

Joke/Crack Headcannon

One of the reason MCU Khonshu refuses to officially address 616 Marc or 616 Badr as "sons", is because by the Traditional Ennead law of his universe, he will have to pay what is essentially child support covering their entire lives, allowance, medical/hospital bills, living conditions and funeral.

He calls himself their boss, never father simply to avoid the taxes. Because even a god can't avoid taxes, the Egyptian pantheon is bureaucratic like that.

MCU Khonshu is also broke to the bone AND has a gambling addiction, as well as impulsive buying on food. He can barely pay to take care of himself, keeps getting gigs just to buy food and would occasionally eat from the dumpster. He can't afford to take care of 2 fully grown adults he ended up "inheriting" from his 616 counterparts.

MCU Khonshu also recognizes Steven and Jake as separate people and a package deal with Marc. So, for him, it would be 4 fully grown adults. 3 of which share a body. Steven and Jake have their own lives, so they are to be paid equally with Marc.

I did my research and in a general term, one kid will have to be paid 400 USD a month. So, with 4 "kids" that would be 1,600 USD a month. With interest due to how overdo it is, and the missing birthday gifts for all of them.

[talkorsomething]

She doesn't really seem to grasp that i cant just "go do [thing i've never done before]" and tbh neither did roommate (explained what will be there/what to do; which did not actually help much)

Like ik "do it scared" was a thing for a little while here but it really feels like i need an emotional support human for basic tasks sometimes :/

[mcnuggyy]

hiii would anyone be willing to buy a 30-50$ dollar commission from me tonight/tomorrow? I really need gas money and I don’t get paid until Sunday 😔🙏 thank you so much everyone, it’s been a rough couple of days..

[dragonsruby]

Remember when I said that I'd post the funnier quotes from my three month long period of jury duty? You know... three years ago? XD

I can't remember who said everything, so if a quote isn't labeled, assume it's from the Defense or Prosecution.

Names have been changed for obvious reasons. Quotes under the cut, since the post is quite long.

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Defense: “You said you were a basketball fan, right? You remain under oath.”

Witness: “Yes, I've watched.”

Defense: “What team do you support?”

Witness: “I don't wanna prejudice the jury.”

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“You abandoned us for the East Coast?!”

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Witness: “I have post-it note traumatic stress disorder.”

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“I need the ‘F/U’ explanation.”

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Defense: “My colleagues have informed me that I need to lower my volume.”

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Prosecution: *staring up at 6 ft. microphone* “Oh, don't I wish.”

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“Do we really need to make the witness do math?!”

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“This isn't a magical thing-that-must-not-be-said Voldemort-type word, is it? The Dark Lord won't come if you say it?”

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“I've felt ranging levels of disappointment- I mean, thoughts about the results I received.”

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“What company do you work for again?”

“Apple.”

“Can you get us the hookup- WITHDRAWN! WITHDRAWN!”

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“...Your honor, I broke the courtroom.”

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Prosecution: *talking to witness who's a medical professional* “What, you don't carry your 2005 essay on sleep with you at all times?"

*laughter from court*

Prosecution: "…Well, obviously, we do!”*pulls up essay*

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Judge: “Objection overruled.”

“OBJEC-??!!”

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“No more questions, your honor.”

Judge: “HALLELUJAH.”

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Witness: “So much paperwork…”

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Prosecution: “I suppose one doctor can read another doctor's handwriting?”

Witness: “We're forced to.”

Prosecution: “You're better at reading doctor's handwriting and human handwriting!”

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Bailiff: “Reminder that you are NOT allowed to discuss this case with anyone until it is concluded.”

Juror: “Can we make fun of the lawyers?”

Bailiff: “That, you can do.”

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“Let us turn our attention to your conversation with Jason Rocks, which is a FANTASTIC name.”

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“He's a little sweaty in this picture. Was he always sweaty?”

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*banging noise*

“Bless you.”

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“We're looking at RTFs and PDFs. Know what those mean?”

Witness: “No.”

“Neither do I.”

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“...I think I bored it to death.”

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“Never mind. I'll sustain the objection myself.”

Judge: “I'll just go home, then.”

“It's far too late to back out now, your honor.”

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*reading* “‘We hope that the truth will be revealed, and that the government will go fart with their findings.’ …I hope for everyone in the room's sake that whoever wrote this meant ‘far.’”

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Witness: “Oh, so it's like a mic condom!”

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“Can the jury sing ‘Happy Birthday’ to me?”

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“Objection, your honor. …To post-it notes.”

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“You don't have any special deli memory? No pastrami?”

“Every Jerry's Deli looks the same to me.”

“I feel it.”

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“Click right. Right. More right. Right. Up. Right. Right. …Okay, click on that button… Unless you forgot to renew your Microsoft 365 membership and haven't updated.” *face-chairs*

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“At that same meeting-”

“OBJECTION!”

“...I didn't finish.”

“Whatever it is, it's objectionable.”

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“How do you get around a house that's 60,000 square feet?! With a go-kart?”

“With two sons, a wife, and a mother-in-law, any house feels small.”

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“Unfortunately, if I provide verification, the judge would provide me with a toothbrush and send me away.”

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“All I know about horses is that my dog loves them. He runs up to police horses.”

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Defense: “You'd be glad that you didn't remember the jingle. I was gonna have you sing it!”

Witness: “You wouldn't want to hear me sing. I'd be asked to go home early.”

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“Let’s pull up your driver's license.”

Witness: “OH NO.”

“I actually like this picture!”

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Judge: "Re-cross?”

Defense: “No further questions, thank you.”

Judge: “THANK YOU.”

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*goes through very long list of exhibits* “This is the longest list, I promise.”

Judge: “The jurors will be tested on them after closing arguments.”

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“I don't know if she said it as dramatically as you did.”

“Very few can.”

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“Did you prepare this report?”

Witness: “Yes I did.”

“And how did you prepare this report?”

Witness: “On the computer.”

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“Objection to asking the witness to do math on the fly!”

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“The document's already been admitted.”

“Okay-”

“In October.” (1 - 2 months prior)

“...It was so long ago…”

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“Yes, we do have a LIVE witness with us, but your honor would be a tough act to follow.”

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“...But for some reason, math is your passion.”

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Defense: “You know attorneys that work for free?! ‘Cause I know some people who would be inter-”

*loud commotion from multiple tables*

Defense: “...Sorry, your honor, I didn't hear the verdict.”

Judge: “There was just an uproar.”

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“Now, if we could just digitally highlight this sentence here-”

“Sir, that's a physical copy you're holding.”

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Judge: “Cross-examination?”

Prosecution: “Just a few minutes, your honor.”

Judge: “I'm going to hold you to that.”

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Defense: “You know, it's never a good sign for a lawyer when you start your closing argument and the jurors get up and leave.”

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“If you gave me a check for $500 for saying that I believe in the Easter Bunny, haha! In my bank it goes! I'll take it!”

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Defense: “‘Return to the Cave of Time’ is an all-time classic, as it was the follow-up story to the classic ‘Cave of Time.’ The plot is that you live every day as the same day, but a little different, and you're trying to escape that day. …It's a scenario that I'm sure NONE OF YOU can relate to.”

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Defense: “And my all-time favorite ‘Choose Your OWN Adventure’ book… ‘You Are A Shark.’ It is so good, ladies and gentlemen, that I SO wish I could he like Oprah and tell you to look under your chairs to find a copy. …Unfortunately, I know the judge would never allow it.”

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“If hiring a lawyer who's a jackass is enough to indict you of criminal activity, then you'd have to indict anyone who ever had to hire a lawyer.”

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Defense: “OBJECTION! OBJECTION! OBJECTION!”

Prosecution: “...Only one objection is needed.”

Defense: “Well, you get two more for free!”

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To cap that all off, here's some of the doodles I made during the less interesting periods of the hearings.

Hope ya'll have a good day!

[bibleofficial]

it needs to become acceptable to end emails w ‘please kill yourself. thank you, [name]’

[thelambliesdown1974]

Don’t be a sucker

[spencedoomer]

i’m gonna smoke n get panda express. i will then go to therapy. then i will pace back and forth in my room for two hours

[raideo]

Ridiculous how it costs like 600 dollars a month just to have a car that you can drive... car subscription killing me 😭

[lunar-fey]

oh yeah not sure where we're at w money btw. we might be able to get some of it back but we wont know anything concrete until friday