raideo
raideo
RESIDENT SNAIL NERD
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He/They. Queer as hell. Grown ass man blogging about memes and hyperfixations. JJBA, MP100, Star Trek, Marine Bio, and Bugs are some of them. On this blog we support and respect asexuals!! If you’re a terf, nazi, pedophile or bigot of any kind you can go fuck yourself :)
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raideo · 5 hours ago
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OHHHH SHIT BABY YEAHHH
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raideo · 6 hours ago
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(Not so) Daily Drawing 2025 day 96:
Had to finish this up while watching the stream so I had it in the barrel if they announced. HAPPY STEEL BALL RUN DAY YALL!
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raideo · 6 hours ago
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Even anteaters have fun...
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raideo · 17 hours ago
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Literally sobbing. A judge, a US judge defended us. A judge brought up intersex people, uaing the term intersex, to *defend* us by not allowing our erasure. I'm having a lot of feelings right now
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raideo · 18 hours ago
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i like working at plant store. sometimes you ring up someone and there's a slug on their plant and so you're like "Oh haha you've got a friend there let me get that for you" and you put the slug on your hand for safekeeping but then its really busy and you dont have time to take the slug outside before the next customer in line so you just have a slug chilling on your hand for 15 minutes. really makes you feel at peace with nature. also it means sometimes i get to say my favorite line which is "would you like this free slug with your purchase"
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raideo · 1 day ago
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Lachryma
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raideo · 1 day ago
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Sooner or later leftists will have to deal with the issue that capitalism has made many people used to wanton excess and sooner or later we'll have to legit tell everyone we can't have plastic treats and luxury produce or cruises instantly available year round and it's gonna make so many people mad and call you a big meanie worse than stalin over it. It will not be popular at all but someone's gotta hold a firm no or the planet will never stop collapsing. We can't save the planet by living exactly how we do now just with a communist banner over it we have to take a loss sorry, shein product cycles shouldn't have been normalized to begin with.
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raideo · 1 day ago
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i go to the shop and I ask if they have any raspberries. they say no, they used to sell raspberries, but they haven't had any in stock in the last 15 years. I ask if there's somewhere else I can go to buy raspberries. They say no, with confidence and pride, they're the only shop around who has ever sold or will ever sell raspberries. Other shops might sell other fruit, sure, but they have a monopoly on all raspberries forever. I ask if they're possibly planning on them selling them again in future? they say they can't tell me that.
on the way home, I encounter someone eating raspberries. I ask and they tell me that they grow their own, they got some seeds from the shop back in The Raspberry Days and kept them. They take me to a field of many beautiful raspberry plants and invite me to pick my own, they're free for all the town to pick whenever they'd like.
someone comes up behind us. It's the shop manager, President of Nintendo Shuntaro Furukawa. he hatefully throws a bob-omb that blows up and kills both of us instantly for stealing 200 trillion dollars worth of potential Raspberry Shop That Doesn't Do Raspberries Anymore profits that they weren't making and then he turns around to the camera with a big thumbs up and says don't do piracy or something ok please
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raideo · 1 day ago
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washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair
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raideo · 2 days ago
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Jotaro never got to see Jolyne’s bee business take off….. [x]
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raideo · 2 days ago
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roddenberry: we can just get a stunt man
shatner: no check this shit out
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(Not so) Daily Drawing 2025 day 95:
A little silly baby Ohmu chasing its own tail
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raideo · 2 days ago
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(Not so) Daily Drawing 2025 day 94:
Little doodle of my beloved pet Aquatic Red Molecule
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raideo · 3 days ago
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seen in boulder colorado
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