#no fact checkers

[captainpirateface]

Goodbye Fact Checking on Facebook!!!

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[faebriel]

she is pink because much like the beautiful flamingo she would eat subterranean shrimp for sustenance

[alwaysoutofpaper]

ivhae and hae size/height stuff

this is a reupload because in the original I had mislabeled some things. also because it was a lil dark but i'm not sure if i improved that at all lol.

anyway, as stated before, they are Big Woman Enjoyers & size disparity between male and female correlates with population size. haep'oi are the largest terrestrial hae, with the highest population and the largest females compared to males :)

[thornrings]

imagine, if you will, a chapter of deltarune that takes place in ICE-E's P"E"ZZA. the dark fountain and such is there, burgerpants may or may not be the knight, whatever it doesn't matter. kris and susie and noelle were going to meet and get pizza, perhaps to explain dark worlds to her. this is a plan they had before the fountain appeared. kris and susie were, of course, late, because they were fucking around in hometown and susie was nervous and whatnot. they get there and noelle was early and they're late and the fountain is there. they go in. they go in and it's FNAF.

it's FNAF dark world. confirming their suspicions, they can hear noelle screaming!! there's no time to wait for ralsei, they cannot AFFORD to delay, at least in susie's mind. they have to save noelle as SOON AS POSSIBLE. they spawn in at parts & service, and since at this point they've gleaned that there is Animatronic Fuckery about, they come to the conclusion that their best course of action is to play dress up and sneak around. susie gets an ambiguous legally distinct purple dinosaur costume, and kris gets the legally distinct--but still recognizable--marionette. unfortunately, the animatronics aren't their only obstacle. the doors keep closing in front of them for some reason! weird!

eventually, once they start closing in on noelle's location, they hear a music box, and... kris climbs into a box, much to susie's dismay! "KRIS," she scream whispers, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" they do not answer, and exit the box after some time has passed.

they spend the next six hours or so roleplaying five nights at freddy's i mean five nights at ice-e's with noelle, and eventually kris gets in and jumpscares her and it's over. the point is, noelle is like REALLY good at fnaf. if it wasn't for kris and susie's unique high-jinks she probably would have never lost. she really did not need saving in this situation.

they proceed to the fountain and ralsei appears behind them, unseen prior to this point. he explains that two animatronics (the ones kris and susie relieved of their duty) had essentially kidnapped him, at which point he used his signature MERCY on them, they accepted him as one of their own, and they had a fun party where ralsei made them cake and sang songs and was generally a nice boy. he got out as soon as he could, he swears!! they go and seal the fountain and it's all in good fun. what a nice dark world adventure.

then three other lightners and burgerpants show up and they start making fountains all over the place and kris turns to the camera and says

"wow... this really was, five knights at ICE-E'S..."

[macmanx]

Meta says it will end fact checking as Silicon Valley prepares for Trump

Props to NPR, the headline says it all.

[peach-pot]

HUGE day for nerds who spend too much time on YouTube

[gwydionmisha]

Fact-Checkers Are Too Easy on Trump!

[payasita]

oc outfit of the day✌️

[shewhotellsstories]

And now the writers don’t know what words mean. “Gossip as I might, I always tell the truth.”

Beloved, gossip is defined as casual or unconstrained conversation or reports about other people, typically involving details that are not confirmed as being true. Not confirmed as true. NOT CONFIRMED AS TRUE!

[thatbuddie]

hiii im new what does buck was in the room mean

omg anon hi!!! first of all i want to say welcome!!! i also do want to say sorry you weren’t here during the “buck is in the room” era because those were some crazy ass times (in the best possible way).

so i have consulted the experts (aka the teeny tiny friends) because i am SO bad at remembering the exact sequence of events.

so basically during season 5b we knew eddie was going to have a huge breakdown. we knew it was coming. and the week before 5x13 we got confirmation of it in the form of seeing promos of eddie in his destroyed room with a bat in his hands and his knuckles splintered. and this made us go nuts!!! but you know what made everyone even MORE insane? the fact that in that first promo you could see the back of a head in the corner of the shot. and that is how “BUCK IS IN THE ROOM” was born. people were analyzing the back of that head for hours, comparing the shape of the ear we could see with oliver’s ears. basically we all arrived at the same conclusion: it really was buck!!!! buck was in the room with eddie as eddie sobbed inconsolably!!! and then another promo dropped where you could clearly see it was buck because you could see all of his back and we were like “OMFG IT REALLY IS HIM. BUCK IS IN THE MOTHERFUCKING ROOM!!!!” because before we had known but now we KNEW.

that era is really one of my favorite times in the 911 fandom, no doubt about it. it was exhilarating and full of potential and the meta was so incredibly nuanced and good and it really felt like we all just were so connected to the characters and their journey and even each other.

[hale-nathan]

Trump Weird News - Putin's Pro-Curer

[buttfrovski]

watching south park is fun till u watch that one disgusting episode that you'll remember the rest of ur life and visibly wince everytime you remember it

[sjw-irritant]

[fanartshmanart]

At long last Pax's Kent Parson fanfic drought is over... but at what cost

[dosesofcommonsense]

That 2024 might happen if Facebook’s CCP agents weren’t still “fact checking” everything worse than YouTube. Facebook cants stand a Hunter Biden Halloween costume parody. There’s no way I can post covid info there without getting banned; trust me. I know this first hand.