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It’s so subtle, but it’s there.

Bonus!Pole Edition:

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Went to omega mart yesterday

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once again thinking about krypto bothering tim out of love (because tim is important to kon and therefore krypto must watch over and hang out with him, since he is kon's favorite squeaky toy).

i just know that sometimes krypto is in kansas and tim is in gotham, and then tim opens the fridge and suddenly krypto is in his kitchen. he doesnt know how krypto got in. there isn't even a dog shaped hole in the wall or anything! tim just opened the fridge and then closed the fridge and then went EEP!!!! and jumped 4 ft straight up because Suddenly There's A Dog Behind The Fridge Door. Waiting. Wagging.

because krypto just knows that sometimes treats come out of the fridge and so um maybe the fridge tim opened might have a treat in it. for krypto? has tim considered that? treats come out of the fridge and so um clearly tim opened his fridge because ummm he wanted. to give a treat. to krypto!!!

now tim doesn't keep dog treats in his fridge. he doesn't really know what to do here. he was just getting a zesti. but krypto is gazing at him with big expectant eyes and wagging his tail and shuffling his paws so politely.

so tim's like. uh.... and uncertainly offers krypto the zesti in his hand. do you... want this..?

krypto bites through the can and now theyre both soaked in zesti. (krypto shakes off vigorously) okay. tim and his kitchen floor are soaked in zesti. krypto is happily eating the metal can. honestly, tim, what did you expect here

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Batman vs. Superdog

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:)

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#I don't know how many more "He gets it" I have left in me

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I love that Jimmy Olsen is exactly the type of photographer Peter Parker pretends to be. Just bat-shit insane.

Whenever someone asks Peter how he took a picture he's like "Oh! I uh-, climmed a flagpole. Totally"

And very mortal, normal-human Jimmy is like "See, Clark, is not that weird"

I mean, look at this nutjob.

The world could be ending, lava on the streets and Jimmy would be out there photographing away. No powers, no sense of self preservation. Just khakis, a camera and a dream.

I like to imagine Peter meeting Jimmy and immediately being mortified about it.

Jimmy: –and so luckily I was able to take the picture before the building collapsed on me... Superman was super pissed at me but, photographer to photographer, it was totally worth it.

Peter: Right, no– See, this is actually my first time hearing how fucking insane that sounds. No wonder people at work look at me weird.

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some domestic buddie for my heart

no bubble and no watermark only on patreon

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how it feels to be in your 20s and getting sent TikTok videos from your friends but you don’t have a TikTok and it just redirects you to the Apple download page for it.

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Rebloggable version of my bucktommygachis I made to update my pinned post ♡

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Buck: Hey, Eddie? You left something here.

Eddie: *just got up from sleep*

Eddie: I left you. You should be at my house.

Buck: Uh...n-no, you left tha-

Eddie: Let me come pick you up.

Buck: ...okay.

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>Join a union

>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on

>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members

>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on

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I didn’t take many photos this weekend, but you can enjoy this one that made me laugh.