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venom-ass-daily · 1 month ago

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From The Amazing Spider-Man vol 1 issue #375

#venom #venom comics #marvel #marvel comics #spider man comics #the amazing spider man #venom-ass-daily #shhh this isnt late #just trust me its totally not late #i totally didnt miss a day by like 20 minutes not at all #anyway heres an ass #no face just ass

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sophies-junkyard · 6 months ago

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I’m in the South. I’ve got ears to the ground. Republicans are SWEATING at the prospect of Kamala being nominated. They’re not sure Trump can beat her.

Let’s prove them right.

#us politics #kamala harris #us news #joe biden #2024 presidential election #go vote #I want to see him in a prison jumpsuit. it’ll match his face.#I am FIRED UP #if we get off our asses and vote he’ll be a thing of the past #that alone should be motivating #I’m gonna lose followers posting stuff like this #but I need the anti voting crowd to tell me what the actual plan is #do you have a candidate in mind or are you just waiting for something better to come along #we have 3 months

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demaparbat-hp · 5 months ago

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She will (and he'll let her)

#zutara #atla #zuko #avatar the last airbender #katara #atla fanart #prince zuko #zutara au #atla art #zutara fanart #zutara art #zuko x katara #katara x zuko #atla zuko #katara art #katara fanart #katara of the southern water tribe #the western air temple #This was inspired by THAT Trigun Stampede scene (if you're a Vashwood fan you'll know which one)#The “I'll kill you” *heart eyes* dynamic is SO Western-Air-Temple-ZK coded it's insane #Also Zuko loves girls who can kick his ass and that's canon. Like. The fact that they can and WILL plummet him to the ground is a big yes #I just know it #And yeah my boy was pretty crestfallen during that scene (too sad and defeated for someone who didn't have *ahem* at least a crush on her)#(In my very much not humble opinion)#But some (hidden) part of him was like “kissherkissherkissher” and you cannot convince me otherwise #I think about his dorky hopeful smile when he saw her literally all the time #And then the kicked turtleduck face that screamed “no smooches? 🥺”#Like what's up with that Zuko?#Why would you keep silent because you know you deserve this treatment for her but that didn't stop you from wishing otherwise?#Just WHY

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thestarfishface · 6 months ago

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“There is no platonic explanation for thi-“ Sprays u with water. Sprays u

#let platonic relationships be just as intimate if not more so than romantic ones #does the power of friendship mean NOTHING to you #Star talks #my demiromantic ass is out here struggling #if you default straight to romance if two characters show affection for each other then guess what buddy #you are weak and will not survive the winter #we have such wonderful sights to show you *shoves my webcomic into ur face*

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teaboot · 9 months ago

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Please pray for my son.

There's nothing wrong with him, he just looks like a muppet

#Ollieposting #Him crusty lil face just before towel-bath is fucking vacant #Please help my son who is made of dryer lint #Lopsided lil ass #Cats

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artkaninchenbau · 7 months ago

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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again

#My art #One Piece #Long post #Sir Crocodile #Nico Robin #Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare #Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child #But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead #IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about #And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away #In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out #(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet #She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it #IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook #Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook #But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY #Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic

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biggest-gaudiest-patronuses · 24 days ago

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real talk having the 2nd worst new years eve yet 🤢🤢🤢 (throat infection, twisted neck, banged-about-foot, ego AND the rest o' me all bruised like misjuggled peaches 🍑🍑🍑)

im bent outa shape and suspectin the universe owes me 8 buck if anyone wannsa chip in

#yes the 🍑🍑🍑was just an excuse to shove ass emojis in your face i'm only (occasionally. allegedly) human #now ask me about my FIRST worst new year eve. it involves wizards and portals and elaborate lies i make up on the spot #SAD REAL TALK <STARTS>:#also made the mistake of reaching out to my mom post-xmas #like what kind of c-ptsd NOOB does that. what kinda chronic holiday trauma survivor NOVICE??? embarrassing #THE SEDUCTIVE FALSE HOPE OF NOSTALGIA WILL LURE YOU IN EVERY TIME #'oh but maybe they won't disappoint me. but maybe they won't rip my heart out this time'#sweetheart that's your dear sweet inner child's yearning for what never was or will be. BEAT IT BACK WITH A STICK!#SAD REAL TALK <ENDS>#....back to that part where i talked about being bent out of shape #if anyone w/ metalwork skills wants ta take a blowtorch & hammer & tongs & have at... I'm open to experimentation is all im sayin #in lieu of that i would also welcome someone buying me a sandwich. i am. so sore.#(metaphysically sore but also the other more urgent im-at-my-daily-NSAIDs-limit kinda sore)#(hence: sanwimch)#...i got so sleepy writing this i started imagining the astonishing hedonism #of stroking a freshly grilled cheese-dripping sandwhich across my body like a loofah #the soothingness of the gooey warm near liquid cheese. the vaguely spongelike quality of toasted sourdough slice.#look i didn't imagine it on PURPOSE it just came to me like a vision like a threat #like one of those weird mens locker room ads where the sportsball is watermelon??? u know the one #where there's nudity & food & homoerotica & hot steaming showers in the background and STILL the overall effect is more offputting than sex #look i have a throat infection. i can barely swallow. i'm sipping chocolate milk to survive and i'm NOT EVEN ENJOYING IT. each drop is agon #(opposite side of the Tantalus spectrum but i'm suffering more than he has in 3.5 thousand years)#i'm dehydrated. barely conscious. electrolytes are circling down the drain. doctors should be incubating me w/ capri sun straws right now.#I GET A PASS ON THESE TAGS #i don't know what i wrote! and i don't stand by it! and you can't make me read em!!!

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valtsv · 2 months ago

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that shitty thing some people do where they compliment something about you, only to take it back and reveal that it was meant to be a joke at your expense when you sincerely thank them for it, used to bother me until i realised that you can just. keep it. refuse to hand that power back to them. they are never prepared to deal with this.

#🐉#i sometimes get hit with this 'you poor deluded naive little idiot. you actually thought someone could admire your pathetic ass' routine #usually for the slightly eccentric way i dress. sometimes for the earnest and honest way i act.#but nobody ever knows what to do when i just keep responding to their attempts at mocking me with complete sincerity #someone once asked me where i got my outfit so they could give it a try themselves in a very obvious 'i am making fun of you #by implying how ridiculous i would look if i dressed like you' way and i just started suggesting how he could #put an outfit like mine together completely straight faced. and he quickly realised hed tried the wrong door.

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lmaowh-at · 3 months ago

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Lanns n Starks lineups/costumes sketches that I will probably add other houses to. Tywin and Joff & the rest aren't here because I was lazy and Cerseis dress took all of my energy. Don't ask me about inspiration or historical basis for these

#I AM NO FASHION HISTORIAN!!! I ONLY DRAW WHAT I THINK FITS THE VIBE!!!!#the lanns are more or less fitting with each other but the starks are a mess lol #ned is wearing like an every day stark attire ig #cat is more Traditional Tully #for sansa i had absolutely no idea what to do so she doesnt really look connected to neither ned nor cat #her dress is just slavic adjacent. you decide what it is. def not kl or alayne stone eras tho #with robb i wanted to draw completely different armor than i did for jaime so theres both chainmail #AND iron chest plate(s) that look central asian a little lol #arya has her worn out dirty ass riding attire that was given to her by lady smallwood #and jon is nw but i couldnt think of shit so hell be probably getting a seperate post with his costume #all in all this was. something. i dont think im really good at costume design lmao so you can just look at their faces to see my Vision #of everyone there. yea okay thats it #jon snow #eddard stark #catelyn stark #catelyn tully #sansa stark #robb stark #arya stark #house stark #jaime lannister #cersei lannister #tyrion lannister #house lannister #asoiaf #a song of ice and fire #🧩

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wispedvellichor · 1 year ago

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doctor who is so hilarious cuz its like yes we are a sci-fi show exploring dark themes of morality and obsession and the implications of present-day capitalism and yes our lead artists are Spice Girls and Britney Spears hope this helps <3

#doctor who is just the fourteen year old girl of sci fi fandoms #camp show of all time #honourable mention for boney m #when toxic came on in nin'e season i was fucking HOWLING #doctor who #doctor who 60th anniversary #tenth doctor #ninth doctor #fourteenth doctor #also these camp ass music numbers are performed by the most #powerful fucking villains we've ever faced #gotta love it

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impsandstars · 4 months ago

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He’s beauty and he’s grace ✨

#helluva boss #blitz #blitzo #they really make him face plant so often and i love that for him #its why he is the main character #fun game- can you name the episode each of these are from?#also you see that arch in some of those? face down ass up? yeah definitely not just a top

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xayspancakeee · 5 months ago

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mhmm, a real danger to society.

(≖_≖ ) if dangerous, why so soft?

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace sylus #sylus #dangerous syndicate leader my ass #look at that face #just makes you want to #kiss him all over #eeeeeeeeeeek #look at this man #oi oi oi #I see that look #can’t fool me bud #god ily mr vampire #purrr

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rainbowstickersandunicorn · 3 months ago

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Agatha sitting down beside Rio ABCDEFGAAYHJKL

+ bonus of Lady Death being smitten with Agatha just because

#agatha all along #agatha harkness #rio vidal #lady death #agathario #agatha x rio #can we also take a moment to take in rio's face in the first gif?#the way she closed her eyes it's like she's taking in agatha's presence beside her and taking it in T_T #and second gif she's not being subtle at all in making sure she gets to have agatha close to her again asdfgayhjkl #and the last one?#the slight head shake??#where agatha was simple just being her annoying self and she's still so smitten like wth T_T she's so gay for agatha #my gay ass can't handle these two #mine #kathryn hahn #aubrey plaza

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shripscapi · 3 days ago

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Princess Shireen Baratheon

#asoiaf #valyrianscrolls #shireen baratheon #my art #i’ve been staring at this too long and I’m starting to dislike so I think I just need to release it into the wild. be free little shireen…#you’ll never guess who put the greyscale on the wrong side of her face and had to redo it btw #I fucked up the royal portrait bro they’re sending my ass to the wall 😣

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nabexis · 21 days ago

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So like. Did anyone else notice that Jayce doesn't immediately shoot Viktor? He only powers his hammer on AFTER Viktor has opened his eyes. Below is Jayce's reaction to seeing Viktor (his Viktor, from his universe, not the future version of him) for the first time after walking into the dome. For the first time in months. That's like. A look of wonder. Almost reverence.

Assuming the Jinx/Rictus/Vander fight is cut to real-time after Jayce has gone into the dome, he's staring at Viktor for like. 5 minutes.

My interpretation here, of Jayce's expression just before Viktor finally opens his eyes to see Jayce in the room with him, he's committing Viktor to memory, before he has to kill him.

Edit: I almost missed it but like. HE IS SMILING For like 2 frames it's an outright smile. He leans in towards him, too. I cannot handle this.

#Arcane Spoilers #jayvik #arcane #arcane season 2 #Jayce Talis #Viktor Arcane #arcane analysis #ok not quite 5 minutes but like 3 minutes #the first glance is like almost a smile? he wants to be happy to see him #He doesn't want to kill him #But he's seen the horrors this will lead to so he has to #And potentially Future!Vik is controlling him to some extent?#At least that's what this universe's Viktor sensed I guess with Jayce's interaction with Salo #But like. Let's be honest #Salo has a VERY punchable face #Jayce just got to whack-a-mole his ass #GOD every frame of this show is a work of art #It's so fucking good #Also not me finishing out the episode even though I was just looking for Jayvik screenshots #Because Isha's final sequence with her memories with Jinx is so heart-wrenchingly beautiful #I've seen it so many times but it never fails to make me cry #Nabexis thinks

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betterthanbatman1 · 1 year ago

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HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE

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