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churroach · 6 months ago
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Looking respectfully
(EDIT: fellas, it’s really not that deep. Anyone starting beef over this stupid drawing getting blocked, i dont care to argue with people who come and judge me (a stranger) in bad faith. A bit dissapointed that this joke post is what’s getting the most attention but alas that’s the internet for ya i guess.)
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captainjonnitkessler · 3 months ago
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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ofswordsandpens · 4 months ago
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idk why people get super pedantic about the movie logic in Home Alone and start and try to pick it apart, because like, its a Christmas movie about a child accidentally being left home alone, the premise isn't exactly asking us to suspend our disbelief that much, and yet nearly every single "gotcha" question I see people bring up about this film is literally answered within the first 15 minutes :/
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bereft-of-frogs · 8 months ago
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There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation
because WHAT are people talking about sometimes
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yellowvixen · 2 months ago
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i drew this back in february and completely forgot about it lol
Ok people keep putting spoilers in the tags so no one's allowed to reblog this until I play the game myself
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cosmicpines · 3 months ago
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I think a lot of people haven't actually read Flatland so you may not realize A. What Bill's eye mutation means and B. What precisely Bill did to destroy his homeworld.
Bill's home isn't completely the same as Edwin Abbott's Flatland: A Romance of Many Dimensions (notably, women and men can be both polygons #feminism) but we can assume most of the mechanics are the same. The basic premise is that the world is 2D. Everyone perceives the world in a 1D way, along the plane. There's a part of Journal 3 that describes this pretty well.
Bill can see up to the stars because his eye is on the flat surface instead of on the side like everyone else, like this:
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(He's also slightly 3D, as we can see in the show.)
But there's one more important Flatland detail. The denizens of Flatland (and therefore likely Euclydia) do still have organs "inside" their bodies. Since there is no depth, they're just on the inner radius of their bodies. The 2007 Ehlinger movie adaptation shows that:
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If Bill wanted to "give his world a new perspective" and "show everyone what they were missing," he wanted to get everyone to look upward.
Meaning he probably tilted the entire world.
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Meaning everyone not only slid off of the plane, but all of their organs spilled out and everyone died.
...Hence "so much blood."
(The only issue with this is that it doesn't account for the number of times Euclydia is referred to have been burned ("saw his own dimension burn / misses home and can't return", he only has ashes leftover), but I'm sure the act of turning an entire dimension upwards expends a lot of energy.)
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milkymolle · 1 month ago
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brainrotcharacters · 4 months ago
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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through
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stump-not-found · 1 month ago
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i don't think the theraprism is a good thing, guys
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dykeferatu · 6 months ago
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i am once again saying that vampires have so much slapstick potential. they should be getting hit by cars and shot for laughs more often
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ogeneraloito · 3 months ago
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some more deleted scenes of them. "look who is back! my old partner!"
then bill just... holding ford in order to calm down damn pack it up buddy
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also i know people talk a lot about obsession on bills part but ford was also obsessed OBSESSED alright
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chloesimaginationthings · 4 months ago
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Happy 10th anniversary to FNAF!!
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How Bill was defeated and captured by Ford in my Gf AU! He basically just tricked Bill into accepting a deal that trapped him within Ford's mind and under his control :]
He may have gotten a little out of hand though....
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>:)
Next post :]
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markodragic · 10 months ago
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I dont think anything on this earth tickles me so hard as how busted white people look in the yakuza franchise
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its so dhsjdjfjxjfjgk
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mikashida · 4 months ago
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guys being dudes
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staff · 3 months ago
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Tumblr Tuesday: Head Towards the Grand Line
This past weekend, 25 years after Toei Animation released the first episode, fans celebrated One Piece Day in Chiba, Japan, and worldwide via live stream. So today, we're joining in and celebrating all the beloved characters we met along the way. How? Well, by sharing a tiny selection of the ebullient fanart that lives here on Tumblr. Thank you to Eiichiro Oda for 25 years of adventures, and to all the One Piece fanartists <3  
@huyandere:
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@burntpancke:
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@thenightpest:
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@sirlanval:
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@panicawa:
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@stickthings:
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@where-does-the-heart-lie:
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@attyrocious:
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@makielki:
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@eclown4hire:
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@komy-0o:
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@lampreywhole:
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@idiotwithbackpain:
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@julia-shephard:
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@littlelilikoi:
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