#no checkmarks

[ssreeder]

On a scale of 1-10 how much do you not want check marks?

In all seriousness I 10/10 do not want checkmarks.

Please spare me. Please.

[nicostiel]

#more twitter drama

[orcusnoir]

In case you wanted to know how things are going in the Twitter trenches... A Disney PARODY got the "Official Organization" checkmark at random, probs from Musk just giving it to them. I can't wait for the Space Karen V House Of Mouse drama Update: Twitter has axed the account after three hours

[charlesoberonn]

Imagine purporting to be a journalist and saying there were no economic changes after 2007.

[legally-not-guilty]

We’ve reached a point where tumblr’s checkmarks (which were advertised openly as a scam) officially mean more than twitter’s checkmarks

[malscare]

🐸 boss Follow

fuck her like you are having sex with her

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[ryanthel0ser]

Alright so I'll never play gacha games, I actively dislike them.

But...lord have mercy in heaven above

[golvio]

*vibrating 👀 emoji*

[moonpaw]

clutching my knees

i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks i will not buy the gay checkmarks

[odinsblog]

LOL almost nobody—except washed up conservative movie stars from the 80s—wants a Twitter Blue verified checkmark if Elon is paying for it.

[staff]

Hello, esteemed Important Internet People. You will by now have noticed the change in your Important Internet Checkmarks. That’s right, they’re now important in every color of the rainbow.

Just popping in here to let you know that you can now also gift Important Internet Checkmarks to all your Important Internet Friends. It is important to us that you know this. Hence this missive. Have a good day. (And give the gift of Internet Importance. You probably won’t regret it.)

[mylionheart2]

lmao 💀😭

[generallyjl]

this twitter blue shit is absolutely murdering me genuinely what the fuck are you little weirdos talking about

"george washington wants you to pay $8 a month for free speech" is not the serious take you want it to be but it is sooooooo absurdly fucking funny

[mysharona1987]

I shouldn’t laugh, but…

[nyancrimew]

you should put " i bought checkmarks " in your bio, we still remember.

wow what a great memory you have of something that never happened, all the checkmarks i had were gifted to me (as is the case with many big blog) i too wish i had like a hundred dollars to just throw away on this website rather than being horribly in debt

[braceletofteeth]

✨ The first burger ✨