#no but in all seriousness AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[deus-ex-mona]

l e t m e i n ! ! !

[simp-ly-writes]

Rat Boyfriend

─────── · · A Smosh FanFic

Pairing: Spencer Agnew x gn!Reader

─ · · SUMMARY: You hated Charles Spencer Agnew. Well... maybe hate was too strong of a word, severely dislike would be a better descriptor. But what happens when Spencer dresses up as your number one type, a rat boyfriend?

─ · · TAGS: gender-neutral pronouns, enemies (strong dislike) to lovers, slow burn, miscommunication but cute 💕, kinda cheesy, jealous!Spencer, rat boyfriends, attempt at humour, suggestive themes, part social-media au.

─ · · MASTERLIST | TAGLIST REQUEST | WORDCOUNT: 2,677

─ · · A/N: might retire after this one fellas 😮‍💨 (no like seriously, I feel like I cooked on this one and am worried to burn others- 😬) also these screenshots I took have me in the FEELS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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You hated Charles Spencer Agnew. Well... maybe hate was too strong of a word, severely dislike would be a better descriptor. It would be too childish to say that you didn't like him after your first meeting but from hearing your name in multiple snippet conversations he had with others, you stood by your thoughts.

Your first meeting stung, it was your first day in the office and you already were feeling overwhelmed. You had never worked in an environment like this but had always wanted a more casual experience than the typical 9 to 5 office jobs you had worked in the past. You did not want to ask for help, already feeling like a burden to the productions and that further didn't help when you did get the courage to ask someone closest to you, a certain Spencer Agnew that just looked your over quickly before diverting his eyes to anything or anyone else in the room without another word.

It would be another crew member that had come up to you for help a few minutes later after noticing your anxious pacing before you were being thrown onto camera and trying to understand a game as you played it for the first time... lets just say after the crying bathroom was your vacation for the next hour.

This theme of not standing to have conversations with him would continue for your first few weeks and into your first month working for Smosh as a cast member. Everyone else had warmed up to you easily, was affectionate and friendly yet Spencer always had to have someone else in the room before even speaking to you.

He always was like this you thought to yourself before becoming even more discouraged seeing how closely he interacted with your work-best-friends Courtney and Amanda and it stung- hard. So much so that you thought he just didn't like you.

You would often feel his stare when you were in conversations with other guest stars or staff members yet when you would look back over at him, he never even took a second glance nor mentioned it when you tried to sneak it into the minimal conversations you held.

And the worst part of it all? When you would bring it up at the bar outside of work to your fellow co-workers, all they could do is laugh, smile, pat you on the shoulder or order you another drink as if talking down to you not understanding something oblivious. But what could be more obvious than the answer you gathered yourself. Spencer Agnew hated you, and subsequently you hated him for not giving you a fair chance.

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Eventually, once you thought he realized that you were staying for good. You found a way to get into conversations with him, or at least, a form of conversation since you both were competitive as well and the cameras did well to pick up on this as you both shouted and argued with one another over arbitrary games rules to who could name the most movies with talking frogs in them (you won that debate and was still something you brought up in every argument just to watch his expression change).

You loved getting reactions out of him, seeing his eyes light up in a debate or the way he would stress, toying with his hair and glasses yet you would never admit this to anyone... not even yourself. And it would be in these moments that even when you would catch and hold his stare once realizing he was looking at you, he would keep it and his eyes would offer a hint of a smile.

These moments would happen more frequently since the infamous frog event during Bored AF, the most substantial of these during a Shayne guesses where the whole cast and crew sat in for the episode. You sat beside Courtney and Amanda like usually with Spencer sitting in front of you with Alex and Ian.

You could barley keep the smile off your face as Shayne went through everyone's celebrity crush, you laughed and even at times cried from laughing so hard up until your choices came up and you suddenly had shut up. Spencer turned around with a raised brow, his eyes curious as to why your emotions had shifted so suddenly.

You glared at him back, thinking him to be judging your choices of "rodent boyfriends" that you had been gossiping to the entire office about, even holding pictures of them up by your desk on a bulletin board. Spencer held his hands up, turning back around to watch Shayne's reaction as you did the same.

"Ah yes, someone seems to be having a hella rat-boy summer over here so that narrows it down to a few people in the office. But if I've already guessed some of the others... it would have to be (name)," Shayne explains himself with a confident smile, looking over the monitor to gauge your reaction as you offer him a deadpanned stare before shooting Courtney a wink that has her bumping your shoulder.

"And why do you think its (name)?" Alex Tran asks, directing todays video, you knew this question was for the content but you were worried about how it could be cut in the final video.

"Well, how could I not think it to be them? Spencer glares at that bulletin board of these pictures of Barry, Timothée, and Jeremy every time he goes by the (name)'s desk!" Shayne says dryly as if commenting on the weather, as if this is something everyone already knew, and that annoys you must. Yet again you are feeling all of those past emotions come flooding back on the process you made as you fall back into your seat with a huff.

"And let's see if I'm correct... Yes! Let's freakin' go!" Shayne celebrates, pumping his fist as Amanda grabs your hand. "You doing alright?" you asks warmly, head tipped closer to your own making the conversation feel more private.

"Yeah just annoyed that everyone seems to be dancing around something I don't and its really tiring like- yes I know I'm still the "new guy" around here but if its an "in-joke..." I still want to know what exactly it is even if I will not understand it," you explain and Amanda can only offer you a sigh, wrapping an arm around your chair for comfort.

"Its nothing I can explain to you since it's not my space to do so... but I think that it'll all get explained to since someone else also appears to be anxious about it," Amanda does not look you in the eyes, instead watching as Spencer's knee bounces as he sits in front of you and you none-the-wiser to him overhearing your conversation as a que for, 'enough-is-enough'.

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Suddenly you felt like it was your first day at Smosh and in a way it was. It would be your first time preforming in a video for the main channel, the original channel as past of their new series 'bit-city.'

You would be doing a small background role as a bodyguard in the audience, only stepping in for a scene to remove one of your cast mates off the couch but it was a large moment in your Smosh career nevertheless.

Pacing around the set as members rushed around with lights, microphones and props. You were already in your suit and glasses, all ready and kitted-up. You had yet to see Spencer or Trevor even though they were listed on the shoot for today and it was getting closer and closer to the starting time and when that time came and past.

Worry ate up your insides as you rushed over to Angela to ask where the hell everyone was after the first section got filmed and the second was nearly completed. "Hey Angela, do you have a minute, I promise it'll be quick?"

"Yeah of course, whatsup?" Angela responds, taking a sip from her sticker-covered water bottle while offering you a reassuring smile.

"Where's Spencer and Trevor? I saw them on the document but haven't seem them all day, did something happen?" you do your best to level your concern, not wanting to stress her out before you all both have to get back to work.

Angela waved a hand in your face, offering you part of her snack that you graciously took, "Yeah they are off into studio C filming a side-bit for this production. Only here in the morning before continuing on a project for the Games channel, something to do with truck driving? I'm not too sure honestly..." Angela trails off, getting distracted by an email on her phone. "Thanks for letting me know," you smile as she throws you one back before returning to your positions.

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You never usually watch the videos your in, a rule to not embarrass yourself over something you said or did for the bit yet as you quickly skip through the video (as to not traumatize yourself) the audio catching you off guard and you force yourself to pause before hitting replay.

"Tired of straight guys ruining your dating pool? Introducing Straight OS 2025 in three new models. The rat boyfriend..." and the gasp you emitted within the comfort of your own apartment watching as Spencer was spun around 360 degrees in an outfit you swore to only have pinned to your infamous bulletin board.

"No. fucking. way." you whisper-shouted to yourself before letting the video continue. A guitar. A cigarette. And that stupid. fucking. beanie. You were going to- really you did not know what you were going to do the next time you saw him the office. Torn between wrapping your hands around his neck and strangling the man for good or doing that while pulling him in for a kiss...

You shake your head, confused as to where all these thoughts are suddenly coming from as you play the clips on repeat. The ways his rings climb up the neck of the guitar, the way he fixes his hair and tips his cigarette. You hate how suddenly hot the room feels as you rush for a cold shower that does little to calm your thoughts, feelings, or shame flooding your system and before you knew it, it was time to drive back to the office and lucky you... Spencer was directed the next Games video you would be starring in.

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It was harder than you thought not to stare at him and suddenly the roles were revered. You looked away every time he looked over, pretending as if nothing happened.

You did your best to mention your opinions on the recent video while you thought no one else to be looking or listening while lunch break was going on and even when inevitably you and Spencer had to speak, it was you who refused to make eye contact before he said something purposely outlandish just to catch your attention.

"I think I should start wearing this hat more if it gets you this worked up, will make it easy to win this time around," Spencer comments, knowing that you will have not heard a word he had said, and he would stand to be correct.

"Sorry, Spence-er, um what did you say?" you ask for clarification, a brow raised as he brightly smiles, head tilted every so slightly. "I just said that I am determined to win today."

"oh, I didn't know you were playing today?"

"Oh. I was always going to play."

"Okay then..."

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You struggle to get through the video and swear that Spencer knew he was dong something by the grin that fails to be swept off his face no matter how many insults or wins you gain only for him to loose yet he acts as though he has won only making your anger spike.

You storm off set in a whirlwind of emotions, no man you had ever dated has made you this much of a mess and had played with your emotions so well, it was extremely off-putting as you stomped your way to the parking lot before being stopped by the door.

"Hey (name)! wait!" Spencer jogged to keep up with you, failing to pause as you continued your steps towards your car- determined. "Wait, hey!"

"What. Spencer. Whatever could you want?" you question, quickly turning around, baring your teeth as you grip your car keys just about ready to quit and pull out all your hair already.

"Are you doing okay?" Spencer asks with utmost concern, while panting and hanging over his knees, he looks up, sweat dripping from his forehead and curls- your finger twitches yet you hold up your resolve.

"Am I doing okay? What sorta question is that, Spencer? Am I doing okay? Why would you even care to know? You have never in the past. fuck can't even make eye-contact with me, what the hell is your issue man? Because from what I've heard from everyone, its not me so its certainly something to do with you!" you argue as Spencer takes a step back, hands held up once more.

"Yes. It's me, I know I fucked up about doing this the right way. Fuck Spencer, he's a bitch, the absolute worst, yes. I know that. But I also know, even though this is the worst possible moment to say this-"

"To say what Spencer? Look I want to-"

"I love you.... okay? I fucking love you and was too scared to tell you it before. I have loved you since the day you walked into the office and since you could name more talking frogs in cinema than me."

You are left in silence, not even noticing as Spencer picks up the keys that have dropped from your hand as he presses them back into your palm. Holding your touch, intertwining your fingers for a brief moment before pulling away.

You can feel the sparks, the heat of his skin against yours in this California heat as you can feel the gravity of his words circling around your head, the answers you had looked so hard for stumbling into your lap just when you were looking to be done with it all.

"I-I can't- I don't believe you," is all you can say, eyes wide as he fixes his glasses, his cheeks red hot as he reaches out before letting his arm fall, deciding not. You can feel the way your heart drops, already expecting the spark of his touch once more.

"Then let me show you, please. I only ask for this one chance to show you and if you realize this isn't for you I will ask nothing of you because of it," Spencer pleads, you could see his knees ready to give out and beg.

You hold your hands out, not wanting to create a further scene than you already both probably have. "Spencer I-"

"Please, (name). Just this once and I promise to explain everything- it all."

"Fine."

"Yes?"

"Yes."

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🔔 (name)_(last/name) just posted to instagram!

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spennser I'm burning that fucking bulletin board

↳ (name)_(last/name) ummm sir? this is a wendys? ↳ spennser I'm being serious! ↳ (name)_(last/name) besties help-! ↳ co_mill don't worry bestie ❤️ I already have it saved for your wedding ↳ (name)_(last/name) I hate you all ↳ spennser I love you too 💞 ↳ (name)_(last/name) 😳 fuck off, all of you /kindly

ianhecox psst! what the fuck do these emoji's mean???

shayne_topp so unbelievably happy for you both!

username01 RAHHHH!!! what is life???

anthonypadilla I feel like I missed twenty episodes or somethin'

username24 I. am. living. for ianthony's combined confusion 🤣

trevorevarts Can you both get back to hating one another? its a bit too cute in here 🤢 /with love

olivia_sui so happy for you both!!

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─ · · A/N: no pt.2's to this one!

[i-really-like-phrogs]

Bro’s telling him how it is 😔

🚘👻🗣💀🌆

[whoisneo404]

Im gonna try and come up with some younger brother!Sturniolo prompts but they will most likely be more triplets and little brother based and not just nick and little brother based if thats okay

An example would be like the triplets come back home to Boston to find that their younger brother has hit a growth spurt and is now taller than all of them.

Let me know of request like this would be okay.

( i have really been enjoying your writing over the last few days since i have found you account. Keep up the good work)

Grown up.

Summary: your big brothers (Matt, Nick and Chris) are coming back to Boston for a week to spend it with their family. They get a big surprise when their little brother is not so little anymore.

Tw: cursing.

‘’Honey!’’ mom screams from the living room. ‘’Did you clean the boys rooms like I asked you to?’’ I come out of my room and into the living room with her.

‘’Yes mom.’’ I smile at her. ‘’I’m so exited to see them, I have so much plans and games for us.’’

‘’Aww, I’m so glad honey, it makes me so happy to see all of you together.’’ Mom hugs me and plays with my hair.

‘’You are so tall now; do you think you are taller than your brothers?’’

‘’Maybe just a bit.’’ I smile in her arms and then hear a car honking outside. Dad arrived with the boys.

‘’Gosh, they are here already. Go, go, hide.’’ I run to the kitchen to scare them, a little prank me and my parent planed. I hear the door opening and my brother voices greeting mom and I imagine hugging her and all that stuff.

‘’Where’s the little rascal?’’ says Chris.

‘’Who? Your brother?’’ my mom says.

‘’Yep. Where is the little minion?’’ Nick asks and I try not to laugh.

‘’I thought he went with you dad to pick y’all up.’’ I hear them all say no.

‘’Maybe he fell asleep.’’ Matt says, that sound like something I would do. I hear their footsteps approaching the kitchen, and when they enter, I jump and scream as loud as I can.

‘’AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!’’ they screamed even harder than me.

‘’WHAT THE FUCK!!’’ ‘’HOLY SHIT!’’ I don’t even know who screamed what, they all jumped and I started laughing.

‘’What is wrong with you kid? You almost killed us.’’ Chris says with a hand on his chest.

‘’Hi, welcome home.’’ I smile from ear to ear to them and hug the 3 of them.

‘’Hi… what a nice welcoming.’’ Nick mutters.

‘’That’s not right…’’ Matt says. ‘’Kid, stand up straight.’’ He pats my back and I do, stranding in front of them.

‘’I can’t believe it…’’ Nick says. ‘’HE’S TALLER THAN ME!!’’

‘’WHAT ARE YOU FEEDING HIM???’’ Chris says.

‘’I can’t believe this…’’ Matt whispers.

‘’Come on, come on.’’ Mom enters the kitchen. ‘’Let’s get your things to your rooms so we can have lunch as a family.’’ He pushes them outside the kitchen.

‘’What are you feeding him? seriously, I’ll have to start eating that.’’ Chris ‘whispers’ to mom.

‘’Nothing special honey, just home-made food made with lots of love.’’

‘’See Chris, this is because your diet is based on pepsis’’ Matt playfully pokes Chris arm.

‘’No fighting before lunch, go to your rooms. Hurry!’’ they all nod and go to their rooms. Mom turns around and looks at me. ‘’I love seeing my boys together.’’ She hugs me around the waist and I rest my head against hers. ‘’you really grew up a lot since they last saw you in person.’’

‘’I know. This will be a nice week.’’ I smile at myself.

[cuffmeinblack]

apparently it didn’t send so let’s try this again

*crawls in through your window*

helo. i have done quick doodle of adanna because unfortunately for everyone involved i am in love with her. my price is one (1) smoochie and then garreth can have her.

im kidding (mostly). but seriously i adore her tee hee. so enjoy xx

*crawls back out your window*

OH MY

CHAR

MERLIN'S BLOODY BREECHES

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I DON'T BELIEVE YOU DREW ADA!! THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU 🖤🖤🖤

You can have all the smooches, now hand her over to Gar! He's a mess without her.

[lyraeon]

I'm only on the picking out the materials step of the Barbie Dream House inspired build and there's too many decisions ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

(in all seriousness this will probably be the only difficult decision of the whole thing since it's the core build, but still ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh)

The stripped logs are more Barbie colored but the texture is grained in the wrong direction to just look like typical American panel siding, so almost definitely going planks

I like the quartz better for the bricks than the stone brick cuz it feels more plasticy and faux-oppulant, but then it blends into the edges too much, regardless of if I pick the pillars or the smooth quartz

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[ev-rebound]

Sonic Prime Rewrite Chapter 1: New Places Familiar Faces

The sounds of badnicks being bashed, lasers and rockets flying, and eggmans laughter echoes throughout the cave. “You’re all too late! The prism is mine!” The hand of his latest mech is gripped tightly around the large gem about to be pulled out at any moment. “Heh! I’m never late egghead!” Sonic curls up and spin dashes at the Prism, “Sonic wait-”

The blue blur hits the gem. He hears it shatter. Then everything goes white. 

-

“AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!” Sonic falls from the sky and curls up bouncing off a dumpster and hits a wall across from it, “Ughh…” he groans as he slides onto the ground. He sits there slumped against the wall for a moment then jumps to his feet looking around frantically. “Tails! Amy! Knuckles…Rouge?” Where was everyone? And why was everything so dark with neon, and ugh that smell smog, Sonic coughs not at all used to this kind of air, -ugh not even Station Square is this bad- Sonic frowns and zips up to the roof of one of the buildings and gasps at what he sees.

It's as if he’s back with Chip staring at eggmanland just now transformed into an entire city! People walk around miserable and breathing on dirty air, factories can be seen in the distance producing endless smog. Monorails with bullet trains speed past, egg drones patrol the streets, and off in the center of the city sits a massive egg, the castle holding the tyrant responsible for all this. The only lights in the city are the neon lights flashing eggmans signal, Sonic’s quills bristle and he growls at the sight, clenching his fists.

“How long was I out for?! Doesn’t matter! I’m here and I’m taking this straight to the top!” 

He gets into a running position, eyes narrowed and takes off…then he slips, “WOAHHH!” Sonic rolls onto his back as his feet slip out from under him alongside the sound of crackling and the smell of burning shoe leather. “What the…” Sonic sits up and looks at his shoes they were burning!

Sort of.

The soles glow a bright white and crackle with an energy that burns the leather. Sonic groans, “Seriously?!” He stands hands on his hips as he looks at his shoes and he sighs, “Guess I’m skating…if Shadow can do it so can I!” He takes off again this time trying to mimic the movements of his rival with minimal success. At least Sonic was staying on his feet this time around he “skates” across the rooftops eyes sweeping the streets and rooftops for any dangers. -Where are the others…? Oh no, were they captured?! I need to hurry- he tries to run again and ends up slipping for his efforts. Right off the rooftop and into an egg drone, the pair crash land into the ground. The egg drone is crushed and Sonic stands on shaky legs with a hand on his head, “W-Well that's one way to handle a badnik…huh?” he notices that no animals pop out of the robot, “That's new…”

He looks around and notices people staring for a moment before getting back to their depressed shuffling. -hm…- Sonic doesn’t get much time to think as a siren blares and more egg drones make their way towards them. Sonic grins and takes off keeping his balance, “Catch me if you can egghead!” -

Meanwhile a dark figure stands in front of a wall of monitors watching as a blue blur zips past every camera too fast for them to get a clear picture. And too strong for the egg drones to stay on its tail for long without getting bashed. She presses a button on the control panel below the monitors and says in an emotionless voice,

 “Omega, your services are required”

-next-

[star-girl69]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIRL YOU GOT ME DOING BACK FLIPS ISTGD.

I'm literally fangirling soooooo hard rn you don't understaaaaaaanddddd. ❤️❤️❤️❤️I feel like I'm about to like explode or smthg like damn.

I can't say I will ever truly understand how you're feeling but I want you to know that how you feel is so so so so valid. I wish there was a way that I could reassure you that you are amazing, your work is out of this world and you have people who love you and appreciate you.

Literally when I see that you have posted something(notifications always on for you honey) I start smiling at my phone like an actual idiot omg its not even funny the way you could ask for anything and I would do it twice for good measure. I hope you know that we are patient and we will always have gratitude for the people who take the time to give us wonderful content. We are also understanding and I hope you don't feel pressured to be constantly producing. We can and we will wait always. You taking care of yourself should always be priority.

I believe in you. ❤️

- ❤️

(oop I didn't mean to get heavy but I always mean everything I say)

(Is that a challenge????? Honey prepare to be admired ferociously ❤️lightwork is talking about you cause all I have to do is look in my heart fr fr)

(I will always be here to talk ❤️❤️trust)

(virtual hug cause that's the only way I know how to comfort😭😭)

THAT WAS SO EMBARRASSING I THREW MY PHONE INTO MY FACE BY ACCIDENT AND HIT MY TOOTH BC I WAS SO EXCITED TO READ THIS WHAT THE HELL

anyways.

NOOOOOOO DONT EXPLODE 😔💔💔

oh my god. you seriously have me giggling and kicking my feet LIKEEE idk. i don’t know what to say I FEEL SO BAD but like i’m smiling so hard rn and just THANK YOU

no your words are MORE than enough this makes me so happy and makes me so excited to write more trust!!!

AWWWW HOW YOU HAVE NOTIFS ON IS SO SWEET I CANT

YOU BELIEVING IN ME MEANS SO MUCH I CANT EVEN ARTICULATE IT LIKE I WOULDNT KNOW WHERE TO START JUST AHHHHH 🤭🤭🤭

(NOOOOOO it’s ok you can get as heavy as you want LMAO)

(i’m gonna ignore this second parenthesis bc my reaction to it was embarrassing but i’ll give you a hint: blushing and screaming into my pillow and clutching my heart and blushing and kicking my feet and blushing more and did i mention blushing)

(tysm ily ❤️❤️)

(i LOVE HUGS and physical touch in general i feel 10x better)

(side note but i’m making a list of all the names you call me actually new one added to the list! honey i giggled. so bad. 🤭🤭)

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Sick Babefriend Kills Sick Clara(My AU) (Preview of upcoming story)

*Warning: Mentions of sexual abuse, Blood, Rape and foul language, YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED*

Sick Babefriend punched Sick Clara which made her fall to the ground.

Sick Clara: Ow! What the hell?! You just punched my eye!😡

Sick Babefriend: ….Tell me…

Sick Clara: Huh?

Sick Babefriend: Tell me the truth, did you or did you not sexually assaulted my twin brother?

Sick Clara started to get nervous once she realized that Sick Babefriend found out what she did.

Sick Clara: Uhhhh

Sick Babefriend: I asked you a question….DID YOU RAPE MY TWIN BROTHER OR NOT?! 😡

Sick Clara:….

Sick Babefriend: ANSWER THE MOTHER-FUCKING QUESTION!!!!!😡

Sick Clara: N-N-No….😰

Sick Babefriend: Oh really? Then how come my brother told me you broke into our house and raped him?! Huh?!

Sick Clara: *mind* That little....😡

Sick Babefriend: ANSWER ME YOU DAMN BITCH! *punched Sick Clara in the eye again but very hard for blood to come out*😡

Sick Clara: Ow! OKAY OKAY, I DID RAPE YOUR TWIN, THERE I SAID IT!!!!😫

Sick Babefriend:....Why?.....Why would you rape my twin?😡

Sick Clara: I'm not telling y-

Sick Babefriend grabbed Sick Clara by the collar with a furious face.

Sick Babefriend: TELL ME NOW BEFORE I BEAT YOU UP BRUTALLY!!!!!😡

Sick Clara looked at Sick Babefriend, it looked like Sick Babefriend was not joking at all, she wasn't playing around.

Sick Clara: OKAY OKAY! THE REASON WHY I RAPE YOUR TWIN WAS BECAUSE I THOUGHT HE WAS YOU! I THOUGHT IF I HAD SEX WITH YOU, YOU WOULD LIKE ME! PLUS IT WASN"T MY IDEA TO RAPE YOUR BROTHER!

Sick Babefriend: Then who's idea was it?! TELL ME!

Sick Clara: It was....it was....

Sick Babefriend: YOU BETTER NOT LIE TO ME, LOOK AT MY FACE, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING?!

Sick Clara: N-No....

Sick Babefriend: THEN TELL ME!!!!!

Sick Clara: It was both mine and Lila sky's idea, She wanted Sick Boyfriend to pay for stealing her boyfriend away from her! And I wanted to get you back for rejecting me and embarrassing me in front of the entire school! 😡

Sick Babefriend: How could you! You know how tramatized Sick Boyfriend was when you put your fiflthy hands on him?! He had a phobia of sexual abuse and you just did that!

Sick Clara: Pfft.....don't be so dramatic, it's not like I actually killed him or anything....You act like it's a big deal.

Sick Babefriend: IT IS A BIG DEAL YOU IDIOT!!!!!

Sick Clara: Oh shut up, you know none of this would've happened if you haven't rejected me in the first place!

Sick Babefriend: Are you seriously blame me for you raping my brother?! You just did a crime, and you don't even regret it!

Sick Clara: Hehehehe....You're right. I don't regret it, the way he was crying when I was forcing myself inside him was very satisfying to me. And I would do it again if I have to.

Sick Babefriend had reached her breaking point as the color of her heart necklace turned bloody red.

Sick Babefriend: What....did you just say?.....

Sick Clara: I said I don't regret i-

Sick Babefriend: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *taggled Sick Clara and started beating her up*

Sick Clara was struggling to move Sick Babefriend off of her, it turns out Sick Babefriend was too heavy for Sick Clara to get off.

Sick Babefriend: YOU STUPID DISGUSTING BITCH! HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT YOU DON'T REGRET IT?! ARE YOU A PEDOFILE?! MY TWIN IS 20 and YOUR 35!

Sick Clara: Ow! Would you quit beating me up?! You're just mad that I was able to fuck someone who looks like you! And to be honest with you, You and your brother are such sluts! In fact, your whole family are a bunch of sluts! Including your little sis-😈

Sick Babefriend: SHUT THE FUCK UP! *punched Sick Clara in the throat* 😡

Sick Clara was coughing blood.

Sick Babefriend: You've crossed the line, first you raped my brother and made fun of me my whole life, then you disrespected me and insulted me and my brother and now You're insulting my family and DARED CALL MY LITTLE SISTER A SLUT?! 😡

Sick Clara: Y-Yeah and I don't care, there's nothing you can do about it.😒

Sick Babefriend: THAT'S IT! YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M GONNA DO SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO! 😡

Sick Babefriend got up and grabbed one of the medium speakers from the closet.

Sick Clara: W-Woah....wha....What are you doing with that speaker?! 😰

Sick Babefriend: Since you think making fun of me and my family seems fun to you and you don't regret raping my twin, I'm going to do something very harm to you!

Sick Clara saw Sick Babefriend was raising the giant speaker up to point at her, Sick Clara realized what Sick Babefriend was gonna use the speaker for.....

Sick Clara: W-Wait, You're joking right? You're gonna kill me with a speaker?!

Sick Babefriend: Does it look like i'm joking?! I'm gonna make sure you never see the light of day again!

Sick Clara: Wait, please i'm sorry! I'm sorry for raping your twin brother twice I didn't mean to!

Sick Babefriend: So....this wasn't the first time....you did this?!

Sick Clara: *mind* Oh crap! I fucked up!

Sick Babefriend: YOU GODDAMN WHORE! YOU RAPED MY TWIN BROTHER FOR THE FIRST TIME?! NO WONDER HE CAME TO ME CRYING HIS EYES OUT AND MADE MOM HOMESCHOOL HIM FOR A YEAR! THIS WASN"T THE FIRST TIME YOU DID THIS! YOU'RE SICK! I'M KILLING YOU RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW!

Sick Clara: *scared and about to cry* PLEASE I'M SORRY, I PROMISE I WON'T DO IT AGAIN! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!

Sick Babefriend: Any last words?.....

Sick Clara: If you kill me, I will come back and I will kill you and your brother in your sleep! Just you wait!

Sick Babefriend: Well in that case *raises the speaker higher and uses her power so she can make her strength harder* .....DIE YOU DIRTY PEDOFILE!

Sick Babefriend started to brutally beat Sick Clara with a medium speaker a bunch of times, Blood was splattering all over the walls as Sick Babefriend was beating Sick Clara. Sick Clara was screaming for help but no one showed up for her rescue because there was no one but those two in the music room. Sick Babefriend kept hitting her and hitting her and hitting her, without stopping.

Two mniutes later......

Sick Babefriend finally stopped. She looked at herself, she was covered in head to toe in blood.

She looked at the broken speaker and then Sick Clara's dead body. She was happy that Sick Clara was gone but she was guilty that she just committed a murder but at the same time, she didn't regret it.

Sick Clara looked flat, she looked like a huge heavy concrete block that had landed on her and she looked shit-faced.

*I'm not making the image of what Sick Clara looked like dead and got brutally beaten by the big speaker*

Sick Babefriend: I-I can't believe it....

Sick Babefriend looked at her bloody hand as she was smiling thinking what it feels like to kill someone you hate.

Sick Babefriend snapped out of it and was shocked to see the dead body, the broken speaker and the blood everywhere.

Sick Babefriend: Oh god....I just killed Sick Clara......And I never felt so good about it! Although, I should get rid of the body and clean myself and this place up!

Sick Babefriend grabbed Sick Clara's leg and dragged her to the yield, so she can burn the body. She then got back into the music room, grabbed some cleaning supplies and some bleach to clean off the blood. She then went to locker rooms to wash off the blood. She then changed into her extra clothes and then went to the security office to erase the footage off of the cameras. She then fled the scene and pretend nothing happened.

Sick Babefriend:*mind* Phew! Thank god no body saw me. I'm just gonna pretend nothing happened. I know Killing people was wrong of me but some of those people were bad and they hurt my twin. I won't let them. I won't.....

The end.

[the-haunted-office]

You guys are going to to kill me. I'm gonna hyperventilate mphfhdjsjsjs

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Oh no, we certainly don't want that! Maybe we ought to go back to wearing our regular ol' rags," Thursday suggests, only half-jokingly because if she seriously thought that Narry was in trouble she would change clothes immediately.

"Hmm, I don't know. I think he ought to suffer. One must always be careful what one wishes for, after all," says Cyrus, who is busy adjusting his jacket so it's more comfortable, and brushing lint off the sleeves.

[kirric-the-fan]

Power of hope precure ep 9:

Making this as I go as I can already tell this is going to be a big one

IT IS! IT IS!! Lots of caps and spoilers under the cut, so seriously, go and watch the ep first before reading.

As always, spoilers under the cut:

- straight in with a Rouge action open

- ooo her attack's weakening

- AAAAAA flower blip again, this time as Dream. Not good not good

- Sakiiiiiii so worried about her bread

- so her parents want her to take over the bakery. No wonder she's nervous.

- Saki forgot the ring. SAKI FORGOT THE RING

- HAPPY SAKI!! love this gal!

- yes nerd out Saki Love your love

- They're all fans of dark night light

- OH SO NOW YOU THINK THEY SOUND FAMILIAR?! TOOK YOU * LONG ENOUGH

- Ofc Komachi is still hung up about the clock tower. Writer's brain knows what's up.

- "Like what?" Saki dear, there's being oblivious, and then there's watching an entire fleet of Precure fly over your head and not thinking 'maybe I should help.'

- hugs for Saki. Many many hugs for Saki.

- Takkun. We know your name now.

- NOT MAI ASKING TO TAKE HER OUT. AJFLAJHDJSKAKAKFJKSKSJ I HAVEN'T LEARNT ENOUGH JAPANESE TO KNOW IF THE PHRASING WAS DATE ADJACENT BUT THE SUBTITLES ARE SENDING ME and I can dream

- sky tree sky tree sky tree sky tree

- lajdjaldjkakahsjlalallfhdn ofc the sky tree property developers are back. This is gonna be hilarious. Bit more cautious this time...or maybe not

- yes Mai. Nobody knows Saki like you.

- OOo evil tree plant creature

- yayyayyay eyecatch

- YES THEY ARE HERE!!!! GOATS!!! to the rescue!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

- "If you leave everything to humans, the world will fall into ruin." Oof

- A HUNDRED HUGS FOR SAKI OMG GIRL I JUST WANT TO PROTECC

- Oooo twin time flowers

- wait

- IT'S HAPPENING!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL IT IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING!!!! THEY TRANSFORMED!

- guys, you needed to update the music- the background sounded so crunchy compared to everything else oof

- Okay, I'm gonna go back and get a screenshot of that, because I was gonna say that Bloom and Egret look so pretty kicking ass but then Egret kicked the monster and looks ridiculous

The culprit: (Yes I know smear frames are one thing but this just looks weird)

- Yes!! Iconic attack to finish!!! I wonder if they get an advantage because they take the power from the earth and land around them

-yay Saki is talking to people! Finally. All that worry for nothing

- Okay, I'm starting to like Takkun

- Precure connections really helping out now. love that

- ofc those two do a dramatic reveal

- back to the bell tower.

- okay, so everybody has a time flower, all usefully colour coded, and it's bad bad.

- OH SHIT!

- So Nozomi's in trouble, and her time flower is dying (maybe?) We saw a petal fall, so consequences are getting really real now

- okay yeah, we all know that telling them not to transform into precure anymore won't work out. It'll be interesting to see how that pans out next week.

See you then!

[tr0ubl3d-tr4n53nd3r]

i dont really know much about american girl dolls but i think theyre really cool! do you think you could tell me about your favorite one?

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YES YES YESSSSSSS! IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS AGHHHHHHHHH OMG OMG OMG.

Okay um... I didn't just do that. Fr fr. No I'm cool.

Okay... who do I infodump about? I read Caroline Abbott, cécile Ray, and Marie Grace Gardener's books growing up, but I own Kit and Maryellen.

I think imma go with Kit Kittridge, from 1930's Cincinnati, Ohio

OKAY SO. I NEVER READ ANY BOOKS PAST MEET SO I REALLY DONT KNOW TOO MUCH BUT I WATCHED THE MOVIE SO...

her meet outfit looks like this

"Shes (not) a faking lying blone schemer and her name isn't Kit... ITS MARGRET"

Had to throw a total drama reference in there, but it's true. Her real name is Margaret Mildred Kittridge. She was named after her mom and like... grandma, but like she wasn't her grandma? Idk it's hard to explain. I know what I mean so I guess it works. She got the name Kit because when she was a kid her father sang this song that went like "pack up your troubles in your old kit bag" and kit loved it so she would always say "dad! Sing the Kit song!" And the name stuck. (The song is a bop and I obsessively listened to it last year when I first heard the actual song.)

Idk if you want to listen to it it's there. I did research on it but that's a whole separate thing. Also yes it does use the f slur. It was regarding cigarettes (damn British people)

Okay... storyline (I remember the movie more. I only read the beforever book too so my memory of the actual story is a bit tainted. And because the beforever books are honestly horrible because they cut out legitimately the entire story to make it shorter, I will be referring to the movie.)

So the movie starts out with kit going to her brother Charlie's place of work to turn in a newspaper she wrote herself (he works at the Cincinnati News thingy. Idk I don't read the news.) In the book he is living at home about to leave for uni, and he doesn't go because they are too poor. So this guy is like "hey this is a giant company... we can't take ur newspaper sorry" and she goes home.

When she gets there there are two hobos who need a job for some food and she brings them to her mom so they can get some. Tbh I can't remember their names. One is this like... tall white boy, and the other is a child. He isn't white. He's prolly black but idk. The mom, Margret is hanging out with Judgy socialites and she is nice but the others are not. One of them makes a comment about how it's disgusting how they don't have a place to live (keep her in mind she is important later.) Then her and three other girls go into a treehouse together and take an oath of allegiance to the treehouse club. It's basically about women who did great things like Amelia Earheart. In it is her best friend Ruth-Ann "Ruthie" Smithens, and two other girls. They are sisters and live across the street.

Unfortunately in the middle of the oath the look outside to see the girls mom weeping outside the house, and all of their furniture being moved out. A foreclosure sign was being nailed into their front yard. Both girls ledt to never be seen again. Seriously where did they go? Anyway this didn't really affect our unvothered queen Kit and she decided to write a newspaper article about it for her father to read. (In the book he came home in a car, in the movie he walked. Idk why tbh.) It deeply bothered him and he had a sad demeaner

Nothing really happens for a bit if I remember right, until she goes on a little trip to the store or something and she sees a little dog with a sign that says "name is grace. Can't feed anymore" and she begs her mom to get her. She reluctantly says yes and suddenly a man runs by with a stolen wallet. He has a parrot tattoo. Remember that for later too.

That night her snobby rich uncle came over and raged over the fact they adopted a dog and nothing else really happened. He has more importance in the books I think.

Anyway. Remember that socialite from earlier? Yeah. She becomes homeless. Karma. Margret, who felt they were doing fine invited her to live with them, and she did. She moved in with her son whatsitsface or whatever. Idk he's not #girlpower or whatever. He is girlypop. Defo fr. Anyway in the book he's like "frail" or whatever and kit hates him for it. So not slay kit. Be nice to him (I just rememyhis name was Stirling.)

Anyway her dad comes home from work and is concerned about the fact they moved in and then kit goes to school. There is a bully and Stirling essentially tar and feathered him (kits school outfit ft. Maryellen because this is the only one I took btw)

Anyway so basically they're taking a field trip to the food kitchen to help the less fortunate and kit sees her dad and throws a hissy fit saying she hates her dad or something. In the book he just sold the car and that's what set her off. He went to Chicago or something and she got so mad and typed on the typewriter about how stupid Chicago was and money and how she hated her dad, then scrapped the letter and wrote about how cool the boarders she took in were. Yes boarders. The ones in the book seem lame. It was like a few teachers and a doctor or something idk. In the movie tho, a dancer, a librarian, a magician, then of course Stirling and his mom.

Nothing really happens for a while excepy that those two hobos have been working for them still and Margret gives them the dad's old boots. That's important to know.

Kit goes to the hobo camp with Stirling, Ruthie, and the two hobos and she writes a newspaper about it. She tries to get this one published but fails again.

Then she goes home and her family and all boarders put their values into a box and hid it in the house because Ruthies dad (a rich banker who keeps none of his money in the bank) was robbed. Actually it was robbed by some guy... no someone they know. They had kits dad's shoes. YES JT WAS THE HOBOS. but they wouldn't do that... would they? No... because the culprit has a parrot tattoo and neither had that!!!

So basically they were framed... but by who?

No time to figure it out because the kitties were robbed and their house was foreclosed. They had only a little bit to move out, but until that one of the boarders' cousins moved in. Kit saw that he had a tattoo and investigated his room while they were gone. She found EVERYTHING that was stolen, and chased them down. They found her Ruthie and Stirling and they got into this epic chase. Because they could read hobo they figured out which way the camp was and switched the sign backwards. The hobos knew them, and liked them, so they hid them when the people came (the magician, his cousin, and the librarian oddly enough) and they threatened the hobos. Basically the popo caught them or something and the other hobos were released (oh yeah I forgot to mention the short one ended up being trans omg)

Kit won her family a cash reward because it turned out they were like major criminals, then she wrote a newspaper article, got it published, and got like 3k in modern day money from it. They were saved.

Thanksgiving day came up and it was pretty normal, except now there were boarders. Then the door rings. Kit jumps up thinking it's her dad and it ends up being every single hobo from camp bringing a different kind of hobo food. Also the trans one learned to read thats like a whole sub plot I forgot to mention. She reads in front of the whole group of people and everyone is happy, except for kit. She misses dad. All of a sudden in the isolating quiet of such a loud place she looks outside and sees a figure. HER DAD.

Anyway that was basically it tbh but here are some other outfits I have

[kitcat992]

AhhhhhhhhHHHHHh, can I nerd gush about this story? I love to nerd gush about this story 😭

Identity Within, Chapter 7: Something Tried and True

“But Pep, she’s…she’s always been there for me,” Tony admitted, honestly. “Always. Once I knew, I…I just knew.”

It was Peter’s turn to nod, and he did it twice as much as Tony before him — a feat, all things considered. So rapid and shaky that it was a surprise his head didn’t roll right off his shoulders.

Despite his eagerness, Tony’s eyebrows furrowed somewhat warily — the skepticism in his own explanation evident in his tight expression.

“Get it?” he asked, doubtfully.

Still, Peter kept nodding. And he meant it, each bounce becoming more genuine than the last.

“Yeah, I-I think I get it.”

There was little Peter had to lie about these days — and boy did it feel great having that burden off his shoulders. There was no reason to keep his secret identity of Spider-Man from his friends or family; not to mention having an entire superhero team watching his back meant he’d be safe from others finding out.

Hell, the most sneaking around he had to do lately was only when he wanted to pull some childish prank on Sam and Bucky — who never failed to start the trouble that Peter insisted he had no choice but end, like the responsible do-gooder he was.

And ever since everything that happened in Wakanda, Peter felt like he could be one-hundred percent honest with Mr. Stark, no matter the subject at hand. It was a openness he hadn’t felt with anyone since…

Well, ever.

It seemed the kinship he and Mr. Stark had developed was one nothing could compare to.

So there was no reason to lie. And he didn’t. Bit by bit, Peter was really starting to feel like he was understanding things.

Maybe that’s what growing up felt like.

—————

I have LOVED writing Peter through this journey of his for the last 3 books. Seriously, it's been a goddamn treat. Because, for me, it really feels like we've gotten to see him grow and mature through everything that's happened. It gives me that feeling of what Spider-Man: Homecoming set out to do, with a sorta Ultimate: Spider-Man vibe that implied we'd get to see Peter Parker struggle with the growing pains that come with...well, growing up.

I thought about that a lot when I outlined the plot of the Identity Saga — not even knowing this would actually play out the way it has, and to that I say bless every single reader who has given it life to go on this long. I really wanted to take that moment with Peter in the hotel room with Ned, jumping on the bed and bouncing around, whining like the literal 15 year old child he was that he WAS grown up! He could be trusted by Mr. Stark! He wasn't a kid, gosh darn it!

I loved it. Because as a grown woman who easily remembers acting the very same way, at the same exact age...well, every teenager thinks they understand the whole world. In reality, they've yet to even see what the world looks like.

When I gave each character a development goal to achieve by the end of the series, the one I wanted to see most from Peter — one of our main characters — was "grow up by realizing growing up happens on its own." We're gunna see SO much of that in Identity Within.

Peter's arc is really the foundation to the whole series once you read it at completion. It's something else I love so much about this series — it's been fantastic as a WIP, and easily digestible in the installments written over time. But I really look forward to the completion date, when I can sit back and read the entire beast from the first prologue. A lot of these ongoing subplots start way back in the first book, and it's really been such a joy to watch what started as a blank canvas form into a painting.

Anyway. To wrap up my ramblings, I totally understand what you're saying. I love that inner thought of Peter's, because I think it's something we can all relate to as human beings. We've all thought we knew it all at some point or another, we all thought "this is it, I'm a grown up, I got my shit locked." Then something throws us right off our feet and we're left shaking and trembling like the child we really are. Growing up is hard, and I've discovered in life not everyone actually does it. We age, but not everyone grows up. Because it's hard, it's painful, and some folks don't allow themselves to go through that struggle to get to the other side.

When I think about all that's happened in my life since starting this series....Jesus Christ, it would need a series of its own. I'm so glad to hear that this little fic of wonders has done something for you, though. That's all I could ever ask for.

I look forward to see you at the end of the journey ❤️

@kitcat992

I totally forgot which chapter (and book) this came from but I really resonate with it. Obviously enough to write it down.

These last couple years have been hard and I had done some growing up myself. Overcame a lot of stuff too. But your series has been a huge rock, my love for spiderman and Marvel. I know it's silly but I fell in love with these characters and I can't watch a Marvel movie without thinking about your work (which is cannon in my head). I just wanna say thank you for all your dedication and hard work, much love! 💕💕

[smashkick-archive]

Happy Birthday Izuku! : D

Itaru didn’t even remember how it had gotten there, the stone that marked the spot. The only reason he was able to find it again was because of the shape- almost like a ‘V’, as odd as that was. Who had remarked that it was like All Might’s antennae? Someone… and Itaru had committed the shape to memory, reconciled that with every adjacent tree and the fading dirt path to his back. The house they’d stayed in prior had since fallen into further disrepair, part of the roof caving in entirely now after all this time. 

And here Itaru crouched. The boy looked tired- not an average tired, not an ‘I could use a nap’ tired. This sort of weariness was nothing that sleep could alleviate; this wore into his bones, weighed him down, hooked against the corners of his lips and dragged them downward in tandem with the furrow of his brow. This exhaustion had seeped and pooled into his soul and made a home there. And while he was trying, the smile that he forced was pained if anything. 

He took ten seconds to collect himself… … .   

               … …and took a deep breath. He pushed a small plate of random confections toward the stone. Honestly? He hadn’t really paid attention to what concoction he’d manifested; he knew Izuku didn’t like almonds, knew that he’d handed that one to Itaru before and traded for another, and so on. But it didn’t matter. No one was actually eating it after all. It was a sentiment. 

He flopped down on the haunches, and started digging into his pocket. “Y’know I make a date with you, I expect you to keep it.” He mumbled. From his pocket he withdrew a lighter. Leaning forward, he cupped the wick of the candle behind his hand. One candle. Just the one. And he held the flame there as it caught, watching it dance furiously at the top of the wax that Itaru had found six months prior, kept with him all this time. Because he’d promised… he’d forgotten last year. He’d forgotten last year, his last chance, and he’d- …. He couldn’t have known. How could he have ever known…?

The flame flickered dangerously in the breeze as Itaru released it to the wild, dropping the lighter in the dirt. He rocked back to lean on his hands. This wasn’t right…. Nothing about this- from the silence to the pathetic flame to the solitude… it wasn’t right. But he’d done his cursing. He’d done his crying and shouting, begging; he’d bargained and even tried to right his wrongs; his arm stung in a distant, phantom sensation. But when even that refused to take….

Gingerly, he reached out, tapping the rock with his foot as if he were kicking his brother at his side. “You ditched me. That’s probably the rudest thing a twin can do, y’know? And on such a big day…” And despite himself, his throat was tight; his eyes stung; the talons of grief had embraced him, sunk their talons once more into his heart and were vice there. His smile warbled as his vision started to blur.

With a groan, he clapped himself on the cheeks. “What’m I doing? This isn’t- gah. I came here to tell you-“ No good- the tears had already started to fall. Where did they all come from? People had compared crying to rivers, but it felt like his sprung from an ocean, from something limitless and depthless that would never run dry. He’d never truly face his brother again with a smile, would he? ( wouldn’t face him at all, would he? )

Sniffling, Itaru made quick work of standing. Damn it; he couldn’t stay here long. He’d promised the others he’d be back before morning, and he’d already had to trek so far just to get here. Going alone had been an argument in and of itself ( one he’d technically lost, and it was only a matter of time before the realized he’d wandered off alone again- they didn’t exactly trust him to come back, you see ). He wiped his sleeve over his eyes, taking a deep shaky breath. “I just….” 

And he watched. Watched as the breeze blew against the flame that struggled in its wake. Flickering, he watched as it fought then, moments later, extinguished. Just like that. In an instant, the light was gone. Just like-

“I miss you. Happy birthday, Izuku.”

For a momentary eternity, Itaru stared at the stone, allowing the roots to take hold and hold him in place. He didn’t have to go back. He could stay here. He could… it’d accomplish nothing. It’d do him no good, wouldn’t do Izuku any good. But it’d be much more to his satisfaction, at this point. And why didn’t he? 

A shouted insult, a gentle chiding, a lilted promise….

The path he walked was gilded in falsities and inconsistencies. But at least it was gilded. 

He turned his back to the stone, muttering, “Same time next year, huh? Don’t go anywhere.” At least it gave him something to look forward to…

[mexashepot]

first night vs. last night

[myyoungroyalsblog]

Liveblog of Gåsmamman season 6 (so spoilers, obviously)

Episode 1

Everyone needs to hug a cow every once in a while😔

Wow is that prison??

Omfg the kid in the car afahsghsgshs

Uhhh how can you just "check" the dark web?? Is it easy or what? Lmao

Fuck, the kids and the kids kids FUCK

Omg not the kid (I don't think she would ever harm the kid but uhhh trauma?? Jfc)

FUCK NINAAAAAAA

Fuck and now Linus

Jfc shit

Holy fuck

Oh god he's gonna find out now😭

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

"Am I dead?" OMG😭😭😭😭😭

Awwww the hug!!!!!!!

Also is he wearing a wedding ring??

Episode 2

Poor baby😭 "I wanna see mama" ahhhhhhh

Are they gonna put her in prison so that she kills Sonja?

Lol I thought that was Fabian for a sec

HOLY FUCK WHAT THE FUCK

What the hell? A fire?

Woah wtf is that even legal??? Jesus christ

Oh fucking new that guard was iffy

Of course they take the wrong person🙄

Who is this bitch?

Oh god she ain't gonna get to the apartment is she?

What the fuck hahahaha she escaped??

Yeah no people don't remember what the fuck you wrote on your CV lmao

Oh shit Emil might lose his job

None of those kids better get hurt or die istg

FUCKING KNEW IT AFSHSGSHDGHSGSGS I HAD A GUT FEELING EMIL WAS IN ON IT

Episode 3

Sonja you can't complain about an ankle monitor are you kidding me???

Omg Linus leaning on his mum my heart😭

Omg the snow is so beautiful!!!!!

Holy shit he was married (did that happen in s5 and I forgot? Lol)

But what if HE is the leak??? Ahhhhh

Hockey? Lmao

Oh that fucker GET HIM GUSTAV

Shit shit shit are they gonna follow him??

Holy FUCK

God poor girl

Vera shut the fuck up

Ohh the piano music is very nice

Oh fuck yeah Gustav is smart😌

Sooooo many secret🙄

Linus heard..... Is he gonna run away again?

Ohh family drama

Fucking knew he was gonna leave

Ohh Lukas helped him (I think?)

But like where the fuck is he gonna go? Can he even drive??

Oop Richard dead

Episode 4

Jfc another chase🙄

Fucking hellllll they know where they are

Preeeetty sure that wasn't Linus who took the photos Zac

I am scared for Linus here ahhhhhh

Oh shit it was, for the passports?

FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK RUNNNNN

Fuck

Fucking Dante

Ahhh fuck yeah that was awesome lmao

Okay that was like a tranquilizer or smt right?

Episode 5

Of course the vest lol I forgot about that

Dramaaaaaaaa

I mean I understand Zac, Fredrik is in danger and the bad guys won't hesitate to hurt a child, but I also understand Nina wanting to help her mum

I hate it when my gut is right, that kid seemed in on all this shit (maybe he framed Richard???)

They made themselves a snack wtf afsjsgsh

Did Zac take Linus??

Vera asked for Linus??

FUCK OH YOU ARE SHITTING ME ZAC

Zac you fucking idiot you think they aren't going to hurt him???? Seriously??? FUCK

What the fuck are they making?

Ohhhh Zac I hate you so much right now

Oh

Fuck

Well

Shit

HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK

Fuck

And Fredrik????? Without a dad??? And Nina won't know FUCK

Episode 6

Oh wow she old

So I guess she does go to jail in the end?

Oh fuck yeah Gustav you smart son of a bitch

Fuck you Vera for hurting a fucking kid FUCK

I mean if you're gonna raid a place and save a kid better be discreet and not blare your fucking sirens at top volume what the fuck

Why did Dante talk and not shoot Vera? Hello????

SONJA KILL HER

Vera told Linus about Zac right?

Yeah Linus knows Zac's dead

Fuck

Is Winston Barry's son? Idk

Oh shit they are listening

OH SHIT

Jesus fucking christ

But as well Linus needs to say that Zac fucking kidnapped him, like that's why Sonja did what she did

Oh shit Linus called Gustav

Holy shit a bomb????

But they got them ig after YEARS

Awww the graveyard😟

Holy shit hell of a tattoo wow

Ohh Nina found someone

Okay so this is in the future

Did Linus get married??

UM

UM

UM

UUUUUUUUMMMMMMMM

That is so fucking weird no adahsfshsgs

But awww cute bride!!!!

Now go shave that beard afshsgshdh

How many times has Nina changed her hair hahahahahha love the new look!!

Oh you are shitting me

The minute she is out...... WHAT THE FUCK

Oh

Wait

WHAT

OKAY I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT AFSHSGDJDHDHDGSHSG WHAT

That was some twilight shit right there

I mean I think she's right

Hahahaha FINALLY THEY KISS LMAO

Oh wow

Okay then

Yeah that might have been the best thing for her kids

But like what the hell

👑

Well....... What a ride adahsgdhdgdh glad it didn't end with Linus's beard cause that thing is gonna haunt me in my nightmares afshshdjdh but maybe now the family can live "normally" idk

So many emotions right now I can't even think afajsgsjshd