#no I will not be reflecting on this 😤
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wombywoo · 7 months ago
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Hello!!
I wanted to ask if you would be willing to share how you go about finding the references for the injuries you depict in your work? Your pieces where the CoD boys are sporting injuries, fresh and old, are always so lifelike and to my untrained eye seem entirely medically correct.
I have been trying my hand at drawing the boys retired and resting as well, but I’m finding it difficult to decide what work injuries to add and how to find the respective references.
How do you decide what injuries to portray? And how do you go about finding the reference material?
Your huge fan, amustikas
Oooh ok ok! I'm gonna post my answer publically because I think others would find this interesting too!
To preface, I am definitely NOT a medical professional, and as such, a lot of the stuff I choose to depict in my art is not so much..ah, medically accurate as it is....aesthetically pleasing 🤭
I'll start with scars, as a lot of us enjoy slashing up Simon's face with them, lol. Generally, I'll do a cursory google image search for the type of scar I'm looking for (be warned, these can be graphic) with searches like 'burn scar' 'surgery scar' etc. But I find that for things like cuts and lacerations, real-life scars are a bit innocuous and lame 🤷‍♀️ Unfortunately not everyone's skin wants to retain that perfect slash look™️😔
So what I usually end up referencing are costume prosthetic scars ✨
As you can see, they're pretty gnarly:
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And you definitely don't have to go this intense, but I find that the dramatic, carved-like appearance of these translate better to art than a realistically healed wound 🤙
The other thing to consider is the prevalence of injuries in the military. From what I've gathered, the most common will be back/shoulder/limb injuries, just a general fucking up of the whole musculoskeletal system in general due to constant overuse 🤕 Hearing loss, shrapnel/blast/burn injuries are also common, as well as all the negative psychological effects :') goooood times (not)
I think it's neat to look up real-life examples of these things, but it can get a bit intense if you're squeamish...
SafeSearch is OFF, the horrors are REal 😳
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So yeah...I tend to tone things down, all things considered...😅
For this particular piece:
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I researched broken humerus injuries and treatment 👍 Poor boy 🥺(Yes, I am aware that I consumed entire articles and did a shit ton of research about this just to go ahead and put a female's x-ray in this fucking picture sdfghjkl rip💀😭)
But here you can see the actual process for applying the brace for this particular injury:
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Neat, eh?
When I draw Johnny with a knee brace, it's usually a real authentic one you can buy on amazon:
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Product placement blast!!!💥✨ Bezos, where is my cut?? 🫰
As for ones like this:
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I tend to just...scatter some wounds around and patch them up accordingly, lol. Bruising around the eyes is common with any head injury, and surgical stitching will offer a nice puckered skin effect mmm 👌 (I swear I'm normal abt this)
I'm sure the medical malpractice lawsuits are stacking up for me now, but again--it's usually more about the ✨visuals✨
My parting advice would be--go nuts! Feel free to maim and mutilate and mangle to your heart's content 🥰
Thank you for the question, Amustikas! I love your art as well 💗🫶
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velvetjune · 3 months ago
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“You know what? I’m happy, happy to be here.” — Jesse Faden | Control
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weaimtomaim · 3 months ago
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The bond felt calmer now, leaving Bruticus to assume that whatever had been going on had finally passed. He still wasn't clear on the details. Something about reflections? Direct communication to and from his components always relied heavily on previous context and filling in the gaps on his own. "Conversations" were difficult when half of what was said got lost along the way.
Vortex had rambled at him for an extended period of time. He'd been content with the one-sided dialogue, so Bruticus hadn't needed to strain to keep up and respond. Just the awareness of his presence had been enough.
It was a different story with Swindle, who had asked questions of him and wanted responses. Mostly wondering how Bruticus was being affected by him and the others. He'd wanted to ask something else at one point, but stopped himself.
Surprisingly, Blast Off had felt very close in the bond, though never did reach out. Onslaught thanked him for offering to help, but said no more. Brawl had only briefly acknowledged him before promptly closing himself off from the rest of the team. Concerning... but nothing Bruticus could do about that.
It wasn't a perfect conclusion. There was still a tenseness between them all, even amid the relief. Maybe that was a problem for another day. For now, it was better than it had been, and Bruticus was content with that.
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damnprecious · 3 months ago
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tfw you sit down for a break at work in a room with literally 80 chairs and instead of using any of them, you sit on the floor
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somedaytakethetime · 1 year ago
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Don't forget to stay hydrated, everyone 😩😩
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thetypingpup · 1 year ago
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I am just now truly discovering Xiaojun I’m sorry that I’m late to the party 🫠
Hey no worries better late than never. Just remember that I saw him first, mkay?
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n--n · 1 year ago
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Happy birthday to ME and LEANDER TOUCHSTARVED
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poptartmochi · 1 year ago
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y'all i have created a Monster 😮😳😳
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#sriracha.txt#long post#i found a grey hair mod and. well.#i always knew she'd be at her most powerful when she was graying but i didn't expect to be so RIGHT#i was going to give up the sims 4 but now i must go cc hunting to attempt to make her outfit in 5 proper#i like to imagine she has this stupidly big square leather duster.. nero's got the short coat in 5 so Somebody has to hold down the front o#ridiculously long coats! anyways it's not even her coat - thus explaining the size - but like one of the staff's communal freezer coats#in my head it's this really nice like.. daark eggplant that almost looks brown but It's Ourple Ur Honor#and ofc she has the vermilion/orange/?? skirt 😤 which is funny because now that i'm thinking about it#her color scheme is saur spardalike. make of this what you will but i will be pretending it's on purpose :3c#anyways her outfits during 5 are really fun to think about because they're just a mishmash. her design is on the downwards slope from being#Ultra Polished to whatever is in arms reach... there's no time to think about what to wear when you've got a whole island to defend from#demons solo! (but. because her outfits were so polished before. there is still the swag throughout her fits because she's cycling through#her old clothes yk 🍻 nero's design undergoes a pretty big shift between 4 and 5 that communicates a Lot about fortuna to me so I want her#design to reflect that culture shift while bridging the Then and the Now#my one thing w the design here is that. i think the coat might be a little too v-esque which. on one hand is funny. on the other hand she#and v do the venn diagram chacha a little too often + idk if i want to invoke that here. so while i will die fighting for the freezer coat#design i'm also entertaining the thought that this mf is just fighting for her life in her house robe because she woke up and the neighbor'#roof was on fire and there was no time to really get ready.. this is like 5's version of a frying pan being one of her weapons in 4 simply#because she had it on hand when the shit hit the fan.. she is always in situations with no prep time </3#oh! another thing while i'm spitballing design stuff for her.. i decided she'd have a forearm tattoo#to cover up the scar from the brand.. i wanted it to have a lot of meaning to her so i've yet to sit down and figure out#What it is but. that's going on now 🍻 this is as important to her design as The Earrings so. despite being another part of the v-gioia venn#diagram chacha i Cannot take it back lol <3 unless i decide on something else with the ritual but 🕴it is unlikely#anyways i Have To Go to Bed bc i'm practicing driving later so!! farewell comrades lol!#nero prime
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overbearingstruggles · 2 years ago
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Fuck me, the Fall Out Boy album is great, huh?
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estarion · 4 months ago
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— @wellfell !!!
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Every Astarion fan should check out @washanapple on twitter, beautiful art! I have tried to link this properly but let me know if I've missed anything.
https://twitter.com/washanapple
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celibibratty · 27 days ago
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not this game making me almost cry😑💧(talking about sonic frontiers), aw, this song called "the end" is cute and sad, nowadays i have this thing that i cry with beautiful/cute things
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hellogoodbyeitsme · 2 months ago
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I know we all talk about older siblings thinking "that's a baby" about their younger siblings no matter how old they get but might I suggest an adjacent concept, as a younger sibling.
After seeing my older sister secretly ugly crying by herself at like 15 over [family traumatic event] because she feels like she has to Be The Strong One, I cannot get the harrowing memory out of my brain, and so she is always (in some way) that crying 15 year old to me, and if anyone hurts her and makes her feel that way again I will simply have to gut them like a fish.
Like I'll be an annoying little evil sibling 90% of the time, that's no problem, but I cannot. CANNOT. witness that sort of thing ever again. And the only way to avoid it is to make sure she knows that sometimes age doesn't matter and she can be the baby and rely on me.
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moe-broey · 1 year ago
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I ended up scrubbing my old Tomodachi Life file and playing it current day with all the personal developments is so insane. I have to play 4D gender chess just to have gay marriage. I'm demiaro/ace and romance makes me deeply uncomfortable for a variety of reasons but that is The Point like one of the funniest most major events to happen in the game. I have so much hatred for marriage as an institution esp as someone who's disabled but again. That is THE MAIN DRAW. To marry your favorite guy (in Mii form). I would never want children the idea is horrifyingly distressing to me I would be the worst father in the world but having Mii babies, again, is one of the funniest fucking things you can do in the game. Yes you can have universal birth control as an option but the Mii babies are SOOOO much funnier. I feel like there's a joke here about how playing as a mass murderer in a video game doesn't reflect who you are in real life but I just can't grasp it LMFAO
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cuterozhok · 1 year ago
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Yeeesss he is!!! 😼😼😼
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EVERYONE LOOK AT NEIL'S HANDSOME BOYFRIEND OKAN!!! I LOVE HIM 🥹🥹🥹🤲💞💞💞
This art is magnificently beautiful, you got my jaw on the floor! 😱💘💘
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My zora oc Okan! (he's orca)
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requiemforthepoets · 3 months ago
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paper crown of silver and gold 𖦹 CL16
leclerc!sister smau - part of the leclerc!reader series
SUMMARY: finally, it was your olympic debut—the one that you had been waiting for all your life. you had never expected that you’ll be advancing to the finals, battling for gold.
AUTHOR’S NOTE: my girl maxine was not able to move forward in the olympics, i’m hoping that she’ll compete again in 2028! the reader here (you) won, so just go with it lololol for the plot! i hope you’ll enjoy this one! :)
REMINDER: this is purely fiction, the way how the character is portrayed in my story does not reflect to the person that is portraying my character in real life. always separate fiction from reality, and do not repost or copy my work in any way.
WARNINGS: none
FACE CLAIM: maxine esteban + others that are found on pinterest. some are taken also from lee kiefer’s (another fav fencer of mine) ig posts.
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ynleclerc PARIS!! I’m ready for you! 🇫🇷
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arthur_leclerc GO FOR GOLD!! 🥇🇲🇨 ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc already planning on it! 🫡 ♡ liked by arthur_leclerc
charles_leclerc we’ll see you in paris soon! gonna be bringing the gang with me! 🤩 ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc pls lay off on the embarrassing signs 😁
charles_leclerc no promises, mon soeur
ynleclerc i’m telling maman 😤
charles_leclerc she couldn’t even stop me 😎
username1 Y/N OLYMPIC DEBUT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
landonorris WHAT ARE THOOOOOOSE! I’ll see you in Paris, loser ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc i don’t accept any crocs slander in this household, norris. blocked!!!
landonorris I WAS JUST KIDDING 😔 pls don’t block me, you look very cute though
ynleclerc ikr
landonorris 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨
charles_leclerc 🤨
username2 y/n is going to win gold, i can feel it
username3 to those people who’s hating on her just bc she transferred nationality, it’s on sight
pascale.leclerc.355 Mon Ange, I’ll see you in Paris, okay? Je vous aime 😘 ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc yes maman!! love you!! 🫶🏻
username4 MY OLYMPIAN!!!
lilyzneimer can’t wait to watch you in action!! ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc 🥺🥺🥺
username15 MOTHER COMING FOR THE GOLD 👏🏻
ynleclerc just posted a story!
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lilymhe I WONT BE ABLE TO COME BUT IM WITH YOU IN SPIRIT ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc 😭😭😭 it’s okay!! i know that you be cheering for me :’)
lilymhe damn right i am 😤
ynleclerc OENDJSKS i love you!!
lilymhe I LOVE YOU TOO!!
lilymhe NOW GO WIN THAT GOLD, SUPERSTAR!
ynleclerc YES MA’AM! 🫡
lilymhe let’s spend a day together once olympics is over!!!
ynleclerc OMG YES
username5 GOOD LUCK QUEEN!
username6 I LOVE YOU
georgerussell Best of luck, y/n! ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc thank you, georgie!
carmenmmundt Goodluck, y/n! We’ll be cheering you on, go for gold! ❤️ ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc carmen!! thank youuu 🥺❤️ you won’t be coming to paris?
carmenmmundt unfortunately, we won’t be able to come to your match on time 😢 but George and I will see you soon! Love you!! ❤️
ynleclerc okay, love you too!! ❤️
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teammonaco Thrilled to announce that ynleclerc has made it to the finals for the Women’s Individual Foil at the Paris 2024 Olympics! Let’s cheer her on as she aims for gold! 🤺🥇🇲🇨
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You have been waiting for this for a long time—some minor setbacks and emotional turmoil that you went through to get here was a testament of hard work. It has always been your life long dream of competing in the olympics and to represent Monaco on a global scale. Now that you have been given a shot in advancing to the finals and have a big chance of winning the gold, there is no holding you back from getting that gold, it is what you had been training for, and what you’ll continue training for in the coming years.
The Grand Palais had been transformed into a dazzling stage for the 2024 Olympics’ fencing competition. As you stood backstage, you can’t help but feel some nervousness bubbling inside of you. By just being stood behind the screens, you can feel the air of excitement as the crowd buzzed, eagerly waiting for your entrance.
Today for the finals, you are up against an old teammate from the Italian team, Sofia Rossi. You are good friends with her, but there’s just something about Sofia when she’s on the piste, she would sometimes get a little bit aggressive with her tactics when things are not going her way. So this made you a little bit nervous, but you kept a postive mind.
In the midst of of the charged atmosphere, the spotlight shifted to the entrance where you’ll be coming in, and the screen by the entrance had flashed your photo and the Monaco flag, causing the audience to erupt into cheers as the announcer’s voice boomed over the speakers, introducing you to the world.
“Ladies and gentlemen, representing Monaco, Y/N Leclerc!”
A wave of cheers and applause surged through the Grand Palais as you confidently stepped onto the piste. Clad in your fencing gear, with your foil clutched in your right hand. The crowd’s cheers grew louder as they caught sight of the Monaco flag on your breeches, a symbol of your new allegiance.
Glancing over at the stands where your support team was seated. Charles, Arthur, Lorenzo, and Pascale were all seated on the front, their faces beaming with pride, not missing how Charles had hollered together with Arthur, while Lorenzo and Pascale laughed at their silliness. Your close friends were also in attendance, Lando, Oscar, and Lily—who all waved at you enthusiastically, their support evident even from the distance by waving the obnoxious sign that they made. This had made you smile, it was F1’s summer break and they decided to come to support you on the first week of their vacation.
You made your way to your side of the piste, attaching the body cord and your coach bringing you your bag, grabbing your mask where it has been painted with the Monaco flag on it. The referee had signaled that the match is about to start, and give your coach a fist bump.
“You can do it. Just remember all your training, okay?” He reminded you and nodded at him.
The match had finally began, and it was intense, both you and Sofia are displaying remarkable skill and agility. Given with her aggressive tactics, she tried to catch you off guard with a low attack, but your reflexes were lightning fast and this is where your quick feet would come into play. As she lunged from below, you were able to leap away from her foil and managed to stretch out your arms so that you can touch her from the back, and this caused the crowd to gasp in awe at precision of the move—a remarkable display of tactical brilliance.
As the clock ticks down, you both are aiming to get fifteen points—locked in a fierce exchange of attacks and parries. Sofia’s attempt to close the distance, you performed a split to score a point, where you had managed to touch her torso with the tip of your foil despite her defensive stance.
With every touch, you could feel the excitement and pressure mounting. The final point ended up being yours, as the referee raised his hand signaling your victory, everyone in the arena erupted in cheers. You quickly removed your mask, tears are streaming down your face as you let out a triumphant scream—emotions are raw and the moment was palpable.
Sofia immediately hugged you and you hugged her back, congratulating her as well for winning silver. The moment you removed your body cord, your coach, family and friends rushed towards you, engulfing you in a hug. Grabbing the Monaco flag from your coach, you waved it high and proud as they lift you up in the air. Monaco had won its first Olympic gold, and you had been the one to make it happen.
The commentators were visibly moved and praised your performance with a heartfelt commentary.
“Unbelievable scenes here at the Paris 2024 Olympics as we witness a historic moment in fencing! Y/N Leclerc has secured the gold medal in the Women’s Individual Foil Finals, marking it the first-ever Olympic gold for Monaco! What an extraordinary display of perfomance from Leclerc. With incredible skill, precision and sheer determination, she had carved her name into Olympic history. The final bout was nothing short of a masterclass. The crowd is on their feet, and the emotions are high! This victory does not only brings home the gold but also writes a new chapter in Monaco’s Olympic legacy. It’s a moment of national pride and jubilation, and what a way to make history. Congratulations to Y/N Leclerc—you’ve made not only us proud, but you made the whole Monaco proud!”
As the crowd’s cheers and applause continued to echo through the Grand Palais, you soaked in the glory of your victory. It was a dream realized, a testament to your hard work and dedication. Little you would be very proud that you had achieved an incredible feat in your journey.
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ynleclerc man, i love winning for the haters 🥰 mandatory pic of the gold with the eiffel tower! 🇫🇷
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lilymhe THATS MY GIRL!!!! CONGRATS ON WINNING GOLD OMG 😭❤️ ♡ liked by ynleclerc
username7 OUR FENCING QUEEN
username8 how does it feel that she bagged the gold against your fav team 😘 haterusername1
haterusername1 whatever, rossi should’ve won this one 🙄 team italia is still much better
username9 haterusername1 stfu, stop spreading this kind of shit when you know damn well that she’s still very much good friends with her previous team. such a bitter ass that you are omg
haterusername2 she just got lucky lmao she’s not even that good 🙄
username9 haterusername2 no, stfu. she won fair and square, she won bc of her TALENT. you need to shut up honestly, being bitter gets you nowhere, loser!!!!
username10 OUH MISSMAAM THE CAPTION 😮‍💨
scuderiaferrari FORZA Y/N! ❤️ ♡ liked by ynleclerc
oscarpiastri a well deserved win! ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc thanks, osc!! 🥺
lilyzneimer that’s my best friend everyone!! ❤️ ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc 🤩🤩🤩
alexandrasaintmleux you.are.amazing!!!!! ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc ALEX!!! Thank you, thank you!! 🥺 missed you at the match ☹️
alexandrasaintmleux don’t worry, as soon as you get back in monaco, we’ll be celebrating! ❤️
georgerussell63 Well done, y/n! You had Carmen and I on the edge of our seat during the match! ♡ liked by ynleclerc
charles_leclerc THAT’S OUR GIRL!!! OUR OLYMPIAN!!! Can’t wait for the next summer olympics to defend your gold title 🤩 ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc the next olympic is still far away, charles…you need to calm down 😭 wdym defend…i’m 😭 pls calm down 😭 i love you, but calm down 😭😭😭😭
landonorris TIME TO PARTY!!! 🥳🎉 ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc as my head of victory party committee, you may now proceed
oscarpiastri this might not end well…
ynleclerc now that osc mentioned it…lando pls keep it pg 🥹
landonorris i’ll try my best 🤪
ynleclerc lando…🥹🥹🥹
username11 what a great time to be alive
username12 y/n winning the gold and becoming a gold medalist in olympics…you’re never gonna hear the end of me people!! PREPARE TO BE SICK OF ME 🗣️
username13 are you sure you don’t want to become an f1 driver, queen? your reflexes are INSANE yo ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc i’m good with fencing! 🤣 my brothers can handle being an f1 driver on their own, we don’t need another leclerc in f1! 🤣🤣🤣
username13 ODKFMDKJSJS I LOVE YOU 😭 CONGRATULATIONS ON WINNING GOLD!!! 😭
lewishamilton Congratulations, y/n! What a phenomal win! ❤️ ♡ liked by ynleclerc
ynleclerc thank you so much, lewis! 🥺
username14 a legend, an icon, the greatest of all time!
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time “Y/N Leclerc is not laying down her sword anytime soon”
“In a breathtaking display of skill and determination, y/n has made history at the Paris 2024 Olympics by winning the first-ever gold medal for Monaco in the Women’s Individual Foil Fencing. This remarkable achievement not only places y/n at the pinnacle of her sport but also highlights Monaco’s growing presence on the global athletic stage.” writes lucyfeld. “Her journey to this moment has been marked by relentless training, unwavering focus, and an unyielding commitment to excellence.”
“With the national flag waving proudly behind her and the gold medal around her neck, y/n stood as a beacon of inspiration and excellence. Her victory at the Paris 2024 Olympics is not just a moment of personal triumph but a milestone for her country’s sporting legacy, paving the way for future generations to follow in her footsteps.”
Read the full essay in our bio.
Photograph by Hannah Peters—Getty Images.
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ynleclerc thank you so much for having me. it was such a pleasure ❤️
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ynleclerc thank you so much for the wonderful opportunity, time ❤️ also, a little surprise…i’ll be this month’s issue cover!! how cool is that?! for the meantime, you can read the essay—link is on my bio!
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I'm not as familiar with LOTR as you are, so I wondered if you could tell me if my wild theory is completely off-base.
No one knows where the Hobbits came from, except that at some point they diverged from the line of men. No one knows much about the Entwives' appearance, but we do know that they fucked off a long time ago.
Could the Entwives have been dryad-ish and hooked up with the hobbits' ancestors and so be the foremothers of the hobbits?
Ah I think I saw that post! The concept has a lot of charm, and when the Tolkien estate loses its corpse-grip on the property in 2050 or so, I think you should write it and sell it 😤 I’ve definitely read some good takes on entwives in fanfiction that both leaned into canon and moved away, and I think that sounds like good fun to explore. A common theme in the fandom is playing with Yavanna, the Green Lady, being the mother or patron of hobbits. This isn’t canonical, but she’s a “green goddess” archetype and is married to Mahal/Aulë, the father of dwarves, which shippers often leverage to their advantage. You could do something quite charming there with Yavanna if you wanted to. We also know that Entwives loved gardens and orchards rather than forests.
Some things I would explore with this include:
what is going on with all these consistent ideas of people, races, women disappearing. We know that a lot of it is how Tolkien processed an almost OCD-like Catholic framing of “the fallen world is getting worse and can never be repaired”, war experiences, romanticism and other stuff stewing in his old man head. What are some ways you could show what’s stewing in your head? What does “people disappearing” mean to you? and why is it especially healing that they disappeared in order to make new families?
I think “they disappeared from their old kin and made new kin” is an interesting and weird thing worth wondering about!
- this would possibly make hobbits a more recent race than is implied. What does that mean to you?
- why are hobbits teeny tiny?
A very good starting point, that Terry Pratchett used a lot, is taking some grand statement in fantasy fiction, and making it reflect a different political reality. “Most dwarves are girls actually.” “Wizards parody academia, but, like, FOR REAL.”
I personally have a different take because of my own political feelings and framings! I have a lot of complex feelings about Tolkien chickening out of hobbits. For various political reasons I personally have to take the stance that they are fully human, fully indigenous, and have their own native language. and that their disappearance is less “teehee we lost them” or “O, the Catholic guilt of the Fallen World, how far we have fallen from the light of the two trees God’s sinless light” and a lot more “oh yeah I’ve seen THAT pattern before.”
If you have a political sort of lens on, someone telling you “yeah… hobbits came from nowhere 🤭 and then disappeared 🤷‍♀️ sad!” is a story that can also invite the response of “OHhhhh you wanted their LAND real bad, huh.” Like, we know what that means, right.
It’s a political stance for me. Hobbits have to be close enough to us to touch, and we have to be able to face that, and the fact that 5,000 media properties will chew on tolkienelves and sell them to you before even admitting to the 🤭 just makes it even more of a 🤨. To me.
…But I have literally just been elbow deep in my own demented fanfic thing that involves inventing a language just to swear in, to enable my standing on a box shouting HOBBITS OUGHT TO RESIST GOING EXTINCT ACTUALLY, based entirely on, I think, spite. Why do multiple authors publish orc football games (Terry Pratchett) and orc coffeeshops (Legends and Lattes guy) and do every damned thing with every bit of Tolkien’s corpse but refuse to look directly at hobbits. I am feral over this and wrote 59k words so far to damage and harm my friends
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In conclusion I see a great story shape there about kindred and I think you should explore it and it should be about evolutionary biology and women and divorce and nobody being wrong.
And if anyone argues you with some podcast boy “well actually”, just bite them and do more character work and sit on their heads
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