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NOT SAYING I LOVE YOU BACK TO HAIKYUU CHARACTERS
a/n - I feel like someone requested this with Osamu, nishinoya, ushijima, and tendou a while ago and it got deleted??? Sorry anon 😭🙏 bro writing this made me feel lonely. 💀
Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, s/o reader
- bold of you to assume bro would let you do this
- well for this let’s just say he did
- you saw this TikTok about this prank where one person didn’t say I love you back to their partners, and you thought it’d be funny to try it on Osamu
- Osamu was getting ready to head to a late practice, getting his bag and shoes to leave your room
- you were doing some homework, so he gave you a hug from behind and pecked your cheek
- “Love ya, goin to practice now.” -Osamu
- “Ok be safe, bye Samu.” -you
- you said that with a smile, going back to your homework, acting as if nothing was wrong
- Osamu nodded, closing the door behind him, his footsteps receding, but then suddenly they stopped
- you had to struggle not to snicker at the sudden stop of his footsteps
- then you heard him coming back and you swore you almost let out a laugh, swallowing it quickly as he opened the door again
- “Y/n. I love you—“
- “Huh? Yeah I know Samu, be safe and good luck at practice.”
- he looked at you like you were Atsumu, squinting as he put a hand on his hip, shifting his weight to one foot like he was posing to be in a magazine when in reality he was just confused and a bit irritated
- “…What did I do??”
- “You didn’t do anything what do you mean??”
- “Yer makin’ me look desperate here— I love you—“
- “…Yeah i know???”
- “Y/N.”
- “Osamu???”
- “Wh— don’t use my full name! What the hell did I do???”
- you couldn’t take it anymore, you laughed, covering your face as you struggled to catch your breath
- meanwhile osamu’s looking at you in the doorway with his hand still on his hip like a pissed off Karen that wants to speak to the manager (if he had a weapon it’d be a frying pan)
literally Osamu ^^
- oh my god his face was priceless, you wished you’d taken a real photo rather than a mental screenshot so you could show Suna
- “I’m sorry samu it was a prank. I love you too.”
- “…..I ain’t making ya dinner.”
- “NO PLEASE I’M SORRY—“
- yeah bros done with you
- he was all worried for nothing 😭
- he thought he did something wrong but no you just wanted to bullshit him
- he still made you dinner btw
- he like gave you a plate without saying anything and eating in the other room but he still gave it to you (he’s petty)
- basically an Asian parent 💀
- nishinoya probably says ‘I love you’ about 100000000000000+ times and counting, per day
- and he lives for hearing you say it back to him
- he still gets giddy when he hears you say it
- “Y/n I love you!!” -Nishinoya
- “Love you too noya :)” -you
- “…..RYUUUUUUUU Y/N SAID THEY LOVED ME!!”
- “THEY SAY THAT EVERY DAY NISHINOYA SHUT UP STOP MAKING ME FEEL MORE SINGLE—“ -Tanaka shouted whilst sobbing in the corner (dw Tanaka you end up marrying the love of your life)
- you saw this prank on TikTok and obviously you wanted to try it on your eccentric boyfriend
- but you did feel SLIGHTLY bad about what his reaction might be since you were well aware that he loved hearing you say it back
- but you’re mean so 🤷 (Jkjk you’re awesome just pretend you’re mean for this pls🙏💀)
- Nishinoya was about to go to class, giving you one last bear hug before he went as usual
- “Are you sure we gotta go to class? I like you better than math :(“
- “Yes noya— you have to graduate high school remember?”
- “Ok fineee— I’ll see you after class then??”
- “Mhm.”
- “Ok love you y/n!!”
- “Ok— don’t fall asleep in class ok? See ya later.”
- the fact that the silence was so loud that even kiyoko who was walking by was like: 🫢
- Tanaka’s jaw was on the FLOOR
- Daichi probably verbally said “ohhhhh snap 😬” with that exact face
- Nishinoya was frozen, and all of the sudden he just flopped off of you, still holding his hug position, and just like died on the floor in a dead bug looking position
- you legit could not tell if he was breathing or not 😭
- you killed him
- good job y/n, you killed the guardian deity of karasuno
- Nishinoya literally passed out cold from pure despair because he didn’t hear you say it back, and therefore in his mind that equaled you didn’t love him and were breaking up with him and the world was ending and aliens were gonna invade earth (bro what? 💀)
- he woke up with his head in your lap, resting on your thighs— and he woke up with like zero memory and woke up as high as a kite too
- he was giggling like an idiot, spouting random nonsense and corny shit, going from flirty and sobbing his eyes out back and forth 😭
- “Am I in heaven? Cuz you look like an angel, angel 😏”
- “Thank you goddd— for blessing me with this gorgeous gift— 😭😭😭😭”
- he forgot about the prank btw
- hit his head way too hard on his way down and woke up on his favorite pillow so yep everything turned out semi ok 👍
- hey may or may not have permanent brain damage! 😄
- daichi aged 10 years after this incident by the way
- I feel like tendou says I love you all the time, but whenever you say it back he’s always a bit surprised
- he’s heard you say it a bunch of times by now but he’s still just a tad shocked everytime
- like he’s genuinely surprised you actually love him back 😭
- the first time you said it back bro cried 🥲
- he would NOT stop talking to ushijima about it, he kept gushing about how perfect you were and how he doesn’t deserve you and meanwhile ushijima is sitting there like: 🧍♂️
- funny part is that ushijima’s genuinely trying to listen to his friend but bro just doesn’t get it 💀
- you saw this prank on TikTok that seemed funny, you two always kinda went back and forth playing little jokes on each other
- last time he got you by putting a huge ass fake spider on the ceiling of your room so when you walked in he pulled a string and it jumped out and hit your face
- you did not talk to bro for days
- I wouldn’t either man 😭
- so now it was time to get him back
- he was getting ready to leave for a late practice, and he bounded over to you from behind your work chair as you were reading the shonen jump he had lent you
- “Ok I’m goin to practice I’ll see ya later y/n—“ -tendou
- “Ok bye tendou, have a good practice. Don’t piss off Semi too much—“ -you
- “Oh come on I don’t piss him off! Semi is my bestie he can confirm!”
- “I honestly don’t think you could pay semi an amount that would make him call you his ‘bestie’”
- “I can work miracles! Ok— bye y/n I love youuuuu—“
- “Bye tendou, good luck with working that miracle.“
- He paused, his lanky arms dropping down to his sides as he thought for a second
- did you not say it back or was he just going deaf?
- he did that thing yk where you like tilt your head to the side in confusion— and his hair like drooped down a bit 😭
- “…I love you—“
- “I know tendou, have a good practice!”
- he’s scared, genuinely terrified
- he’s running through his mind trying to think of why you didn’t say it back— did you think he was annoying?? Was he being too loud? Did you actually just not say it because you didn’t love him anymore?
- he wanted to ask what was wrong but he thought maybe he was being annoying so he just left to give you space 😭
- you felt awful
- he looked so confused and hurt before he left
- tendou went to ushijima for advice and to just talk about it— he’s probably the worst person to talk to about this stuff bc bro literally thinks the earth is flat but whatever
- “…..That’s rough buddy.” -ushijima whilst awkwardly patting tendou’s shoulder
- “…Was that an avatar reference?” -tendou
- “Hm? What is an ‘avatar’?”
- “Nevermind. Thanks for trying.”
- you felt so bad— so when he was just in his room doing homework, you came in and immediately gave him a hug, apologizing and saying I love you to him over and over
- he was confused but happy to hear you say it back— he was SWEATIN bro 😭
- “I thought I was being annoying—“
- “Oh no tendou it was just a prank—“
- “….Wait was this payback for the spider?”
- “…..Yeah.”
- “…Ok I kinda deserved that then.”
- “Love you tendou, I promise you’re not annoying.”
- “Love you too y/n :)”
……
- “….Don’t you dare even think about pranking me with a spider again.”
- “I won’t make any promises that I can’t keep 😄”
- if there’s one thing he always remembers to do it’s to say ‘I love you’ before he leaves or before you go to sleep
- he doesn’t talk much but he never fails to say it to you
- even if he pretty much doesn’t talk the whole day, his few words will be those practiced words that have now been engrained into his mind
- you saw a prank video on instagram and thought it would be interesting to try it on ushijima, you honestly weren’t sure how he’d react
- he was getting ready to leave for practice, coming up from behind you as you worked on some assignments, giving you a quick one armed hug since his other arm was full carrying his stuff
- “I’ll be back tonight, goodbye y/n, I love you.” -ushijima
- “Ok, have a good practice.” -you
- he waited a minute, since usually he heard you say it back— but no you went right back to doing your work
- he assumed that maybe you were very absorbed and busy with your assignments and studies, which he understood and wanted to respect your work time
- so he left without another word, not wanting to disturb you
- but he’d be lying if he said he didn’t care about the fact that you didn’t say it back to him
- he was so accustomed to you saying those three words back to him or to him directly, maybe he’d taken it for granted? Because now without hearing them, he felt— wrong
- he wasn’t greatly disturbed, but he wasn’t normal either
- he thought about it a couple times during breaks in practice, wondering if he did something to make you distant or frustrated with him
- after practice was over, he came back, seeing you still doing your work like when he left, and he tried to be as quiet as possible to not bother you in case that was the reason behind why you didn’t say it back
- dude he was trying so hard to figure out what to do 😭
- he called tendou because he thought either tendou was the expert on these things or semi, and semi did NOT pick up 💀 (idk why but I feel like semi never answers his phone, not even on purpose, but like his ringer doesn’t work or some shit and he’s sitting there wondering why no one texts him or calls him)
- “Uhhhh…. Good luck Wakatoshi-kun!” -tendou
- “Is the situation that bleak?? I require your best wishes..? Tendou is this serious?” (Poor guy is sweating now 💀)
- “Well it’s either ‘damn well— good luck’ or it’s a prank! I’ve seen people do a prank on their partners where they don’t say ‘I love you’ back.” (tendou’s chronically online there isn’t a meme or prank trend bro hasn’t seen)
- “…..I see. How do I know which one it is?”
- “…..Good luck with that!”
- some help you are tendou 💀
- ushijima is not good at being subtle, so he just blatantly asked you— after you were going to take a break from your work
- “Y/n, did I do something to make you distant? Or was this a prank? Tendou told me about a certain trending prank partners do to their significant others, and—“ (he was talking the most you’ve ever heard him speak because bro was nervous actually despite looking normal)
- “I’m sorry Ushijima it was a prank yeah— I love you too ok?”
- he felt his shoulders relax when he finally heard you say it with that familiar smile that melted his heart
- ever since that prank you did— he’s said it more often
- he has a routine now, instead of just when he leaves or when he goes to sleep, he texts you in the morning, or says it to you if you’re there with him
- he says it whenever you say you text him or say over the phone you have to go do something
- he says it when you get back or when he gets back
- he says it a lot let’s just put it that way :)
- also semi was so betrayed that ushijima asked tendou for advice and not him later on 🥲
- “You asked TENDOU first?! Of all people?! You would’ve had better luck with goshiki!” -semi
- “Huh what?! I heard my name! Did someone call me?!” -goshiki appearing out of nowhere anytime someone says anything starting with “go”
- “BRO HOW DID YOU MATERIALIZE?!”
- “BAHAHAHAHAHAHDHDHEUHDUD—“ -tendou having an asthma attack from laughing
- “Apologies Semi, you did not pick up your phone. And from what I recall, you’ve never been in a relationship before, correct?” -ushijima
- bye bye semi’s self esteem 💀 tendou was about to cry and turn blue from laughing so hard, slapping his knee, cackling, shaking semi by his shoulders and giggling like a little shit
- ushijima is BRUTAL bro 🥲
a/n - semi got violated, a moment of silence for him 😔🙏
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Tanaka: Do you believe in conspiracy theories?
Noya: No.
Tanaka: Would you like to start one?
Noya: Absolutely
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how the haikyuu boys fart
an | this is just for shits (haha) and giggles, don't take it too seriously
polite lil toot - asahi, aone, akaashi (says ‘excuse me’ after), komori
lets it rip loud and proud - bokuto, nishinoya, atsumu (dutch ovens osamu), lev, tendou
silent but stinky - kuroo, sugawara (blames it on asahi), osamu (cuz of all the damn natto he eats)
earth shattering reverb, no smell - daichi, ushijima, sakusa (only when he gets sick)
burps instead - iwaizumi, konoha, suna (his record is 10.2 seconds long)
honourable mentions - goshiki (sharted himself once as a kid and is too scared to fart unless its in the toilet), hoshiumi (can fart on command and on beat), tanaka (only farts in his sleep)
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Haikyuu embarrassing moments hcs
Goshiki
Tried to impress you once in gym class but ended up face planting and his pants fell down revealing his paw patrol boxers
Atsumu
Said “deez nuts”a little to loudly and it echoed through the whole mall
Nishinoya
Sleep talked about my little pony and admitted to having a crush on rainbow dash when he was younger
Oikawa
Screamed like a little girl and jumped in your arms when a rat ran by
Ushijima
Voice cracked during a project but luckily no one laughed cause he’s the great ushijima but of course tendou teased him for it after class
Yamaguchi
Almost passed out during science class cause they were looking at a Suriname toad (don’t look it up if you’re scared of holes)
Hinata
Recorded himself dancing to a Beyoncé song and accidentally posted it on instagram causing the whole school to see it
Kita
(My precious beautiful handsome intelligent baby could never do anything embarrassing but I still added him)
Was at the pet store with his little cousins and they wanted him to hold a tarantula so ofc he did but he ended up getting bit and having a really bad allergic reaction
Suna
Was listening to the most outrageous song known to man during class and his headphones died without him noticing and everyone in class heard the song
Kageyama
Thought about scary images while washing his hair in the shower and his cat just so happened to be in the bathroom with him so it knocked something over on the sink counter and he panicked grabbing the shower curtain and ended up falling and breaking his arm
I haven’t seen any writing about haikyuu in sooooo long it’s crazy so here I am cuz I lowkey miss it!
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RIP kuroken you guys would’ve found mutual ground in watching Kubz Scouts together
RIP MSBY you guys would’ve loved “ohio skibidi rizz” and annoying sakusa with it
RIP the miyans you guys would’ve loved teaming on murder mystery two and princess tycoon in roblox
RIP kageyama you would’ve been jumped during covid for openly walking around with three boxes of toilet paper
RIP nishinoya you would’ve been ‘busy’ looksmaxxing
RIP akaashi you would’ve been addicted to study asmr
RIP tsukiyama you guys would’ve loved bullying cakes on nailed it.
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nishinoya x reader where the team is at camp and paired up into duos to room together and you and tanaka secretly swap places in the middle of the night so he can hangout w kiyoko and u can hangout w noya. + reader and tanaka high fiving in the hallway for pulling their scheme off :3
sneaking out w/ nishinoya m.list | rules
note. omg i'm so sorry i took so long before doing your request but here i am!! i hope you'll enjoy it as much as i loved your idea <3 feel free to request!
You weren’t officially part of the volleyball team but you were spending so much time with them that they didn’t hesitate to bring you to the camp with them when they left for a few days. You were paired in duos for the room and, as you were one of the girls, you were obviously spending your night along with Kiyoko. Except that you really wanted to spend some time with Nishinoya during those short “vacations”.
This is how you ended up making this plan with Tanaka. as he was the one in the same room as Noya, and you were with the love of his life, it didn’t take long for you two to make an arrangement. Both of you needed to be really careful, because if anyone knew what you did, especially Daichi, it would be the end of your lives.
The night finally arrived and the time had come. You silently sneaked out of your room after talking for some time with Kiyoko, and you joined the spot you decided to meet at with Tanaka. He arrived after some time, and both of you left for each other’s room.
You slowly entered the room, looking around as you walked inside. You didn’t have the time to say anything when you felt a sudden weight on your back which made you fall on the ground. You heard a laugh and you couldn’t help but to show an amused smile.
“You’re here!” Noya said as he sat next to you on the floor, a huge smile on his lips. You nodded at his words, chuckling slightly. “Don’t be so loud, we can’t get caught.” The libero simply jumped on you once more, taking you between his arms to hold you tightly.
It wasn”r like you couldn’t spend time together usually, but this camp was a good opportunity to have some peaceful time and to hangout alone without having to worry about school. So the two of you spend a good part of the night together. you guys talked about a lot of things, and Nishinoya even showed you some of his tricks.
He was currently trying to show you his new technique when you take a look at the hour. You looked back at the libero with a sad smile. “I need to go soon Yuu,” you told him, and a frown appeared on his face. Apparently, he wasn’t so happy with the idea of you leaving. He kneeled on the floor in front of you who was sitting on his bed.
It caught you off guard but, before you could say anything, Noya was resting his head on your lap, eyes closed. You blinked a few times, trying to process what was happening. Your fingers slowly found their way to his hair, playing with it gently. The two of you stayed like this for some time, enjoying a bit of calm together before you had to go back to your own room.
After some time, Nishinoya finally stood up again. “You can go now,” he said, and you stood up from the bed right after. You offered him a smile before leaving a soft kiss against his cheek. He looked at you with his usual smile, waving at you. “Goodnight,” you said to each other before you got out of the room.
You met Tanaka in the hallway, as both of you stayed longer than expected. A smile almost immediately appeared on your lips and Tanaka raised his hand. You let your hand meet his in a silent high five before he giggled a little. Your plan had worked perfectly, and you knew the camp was going to be even funnier than what you thought.
thank you for reading!
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Emojis I think the Haikyuu!! characters would use a lot lmfao
Hinata: he definitely goes 💪🤩🥳 after any sentence talking about doing anything that involves making the slightest effort
(eg: "lets go eat that fricking lunch bro 💪💪🥳💪" or "ayo that math test beat my ass💪💪🤩")
Kageyama: sometimes he just replies 😬 w/ no further explanation
(eg: "someone: hey u coming to the cinema with us? kageyama: 😬"
"hinata: i just took the fattest crap ever
kageyama: 😬")
Nishinoya: 🥱😈🫦😋🤑🤩 idk he just spams emojis ironically lmfao
Tsukishima: avoids emojis but will occasionally go 🥱🤢😶🌫️🤐 if someone says something particularly stupid
Asahi: not many emojis, just the occasional heart or 🥹 i think
Yamaguchi and Sugawara: 🥰😍😘 but like. ironically. like in a hey bestie😍 kinda way. also sometimes they just go "hey maybe dont do that😘" or "😍😍 ur so stupid actually"
Daichi: he's literally the type to just reply 👍 to anything i think we can all agree on that. sometimes he might send a heart emoji too if he's feeling sentimental
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featuring: the majority of karasuno
genre: crack mainly
warnings: cussing
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haikyuu boys as things ive seen/done as a HS volleyball player pt. 2:
nishinoya telling a coach a your mom joke and having to sit out the scrimmage as punishment.
tanaka running laps around the gym as a late warmup and running into the net bar. (at least its cushioned?)
kenma threatening to quit everytime he has to run a back row set.
kuroo always playing a different sport. balls on the ground? he's playing soccer. putting balls into the cart? he's shooting it like a basketball. the coaches are sick of him.
iwaizumi getting a set so bad, he catches the ball and throws it at his setter.
oikawa getting a pass so bad, he catches the ball and throws it at the passer.
osamu serving into the back wall everytime. everytime. there is a dent in the wall now.
suna connecting his phone to the bluetooth speakers in the gym and blasting whatever he wants during conditioning. and promptly getting in trouble...
(part one here)
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Haikyuu characters as things that happened at my high school
this is all 100% acurate cause i said so
Goshiki - Got made fun of by a teacher who convinces him that theres a type of fish that lives in the ceiling and he wholeheartedly believes it
Hinata - This guy that climbed into a fenced off area and fell into a pond in the middle of the school day
Yamaguchi - Someone got kicked out of the lesson for coughing too much and 'disrupting class'
Lev - Did a way too harsh, really bad comedy roast for all of the teachers as an act in the school talent show and got in trouble for it
Yamamoto - Because trainers were banned at the school he tried to start a 'trainers rebellion' by convincing the whole school to wear trainers one day because 'they can't stop us all' but it failed spectacularly
Hoshiumi - Climbs over the 7 foot fence in the middle of lunch to get a ball that got kicked over
Hanamaki and Matsukawa (they team up for this one) - This guy who ran a secret sweet selling business where he sold overpriced mostly american sweets to people during class, with a dedicated Instagram business account and everything
Atsumu - Got his pencil case thrown in the bin by a teacher cause he was being THAT annoying
Tanaka and Noya - A teacher thought they were using coughs to communicate during a test (they weren't) and she started screaming at the whole class and ripped up their papers (it was so bad another teacher had to come take over her class so she had time to clam down)
Daichi - My friend that got coerced into being the answer machine voice for the school phone number, and suga calls it up on speaker to embarrass him
Terushima - A guy asked me and my friend out and when we both said no he assumed we were just in a lesbian relationship that he hadn't heard about
#haikyuu!!#haikyuu#sawamura daichi#sugawara koushi#terushima yuuji#hoshiumi kourai#hinata shouyou#tanaka ryuunosuke#nishinoya yuu#hanamaki takahiro#matsukawa issei#lev haiba#miya atsumu#goshiki tsutomu#yamaguchi tadashi#yamamoto takeshi#high school#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu hcs
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haikyuu characters as messages i've sent/received in group chats (pt. 1)
Daichi: welcome to the chaos
Suga: i think coach is gonna lecture them, wanna watch?
Asahi: i hate waiting in the hallway THE ANXIETY IS KILLING ME
Kiyoko: i want to be more participative... but i also don't want to be perceived all the time
Tanaka: what if i don’t want to follow the call time
Ennoshita: I literally show up to all of my classes Nishinoya: what about physical education? Narita & Kinoshita: shhh that’s not included
Kageyama (and literally all of Hinata’s rivals): god, the chokehold that tiny ass things have on us
Hinata: i was fighting for my life trying to remember the english word for rice
Tsukishima: so apparently, i have a spotify niche mix called Murder Ballad
Yamaguchi (on his friendship with Tsukishima): nothing bonds people more than talking shit about someone you both dislike
Yachi: my inner graphic designer has AWAKENED
Takeda: they're coach ukai antis? i will change their minds.
Ukai Keishin: there’s a crazy old man next to me. he literally just told his buddy on the phone “fuck him, i want to punch him so bad”
Saeko: GUYS you will not believe this... i ran into all our coaches hanging out
masterlist || part 2 →
#haikyuu#haikyuu hcs#incorrect quotes#stellarspeaks#btw i'm a college student with zero sports involvement. the use of “coach” here is just a substitute for a professor we were talking about#karasuno#sawamura daichi#sugawara koushi#asahi azumane#shimizu kiyoko#tanaka ryuunosuke#nishinoya yuu#ennoshita chikara#kinoshita hisashi#narita kazuhito#kageyama tobio#hinata shoyo#tsukishima kei#yamaguchi tadashi#yachi hitoka#takeda ittetsu#ukai keishin#coach ukai#tanaka saeko#divider by saradika
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✮⋆˙ 𝐅𝐋𝐘 𝐇𝐈𝐆𝐇. 𝐈
⤷ hq boys x any!reader . . . pt. 1
masterlist
part 1 part 2
⊹ ࣪ ˖ fandom | haikyū!!
✧˖°. includes | nishinoya yū x reader headcannons, study date, noya being adorable, cutesy fluff, like one dialogue related to math but if that’s triggering then you can skip /j (im so funny)
⊹ ࣪ ˖ key | y/n: your name
✧˖°. in which | noya and reader have a cute study date bc reader helps him study in the form of a ‘study date’ so he can get good enough grades to go for their next vb comp
⊹ ࣪ ˖ a/n | hdksjdksks literally my favourite hq blorbo!!! I can’t wait to write more of these hcs <3 it’s a pretty short post but I might keep adding on?
“there is literally no logic in this!”
you have lots of energy left to educate noya about how math works.
“just remember it: differentiation of sin x is cos x, but the integration of sin x is negative cos x. simple!”
“oho, simple, my ass,” he rolls his eyes, ever the drama queen.
the volleyball team found out from daichi and suga that unless they all pass every one of their subjects (especially hinaga, kageyama, tanaka and noya), they couldn’t participate in the next match
desperately, noya begs you to help him out because he’s currently the trashiest at only one subject: math; which, believe it or not, is your strong suit
he’s delirious by the time you’re done with him on day 1, and refuses to continue studying it unless there’s something in it for him too (except the very necessary match he had to play in)
“how about… a kiss for every question you get right?”
and since then, he began understanding every formula and question, just to receive as many kisses as you could spare for him
tutoring sessions turn into study dates as the days merge together
dusk morphs into dawn when you study at his house sometimes, and he ends up falling asleep on the table
looking up to find him softly snoring, with his hair falling onto his closed eyes, you smile at him
he’d been working so hard the past month <3
you reach out to ruffle his hair slowly and pat his head lightly, making sure not to wake him from his peaceful state
“thanks… y/n,” he whispers, still asleep.
your heart melts, and you were glad he wasn’t awake; if he was, you knew he’d tease you about the massive redness creeping up your neck
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#skye's cafe ~ ⋆.˚#⭑𓂃 skye’s haikyuuverse !#skye.jpg🧸—#nishinoya yuu#haikyuu nishinoya#nishinoya yū#nishinoya x reader#haikyuu#haikyū!!#hq#noya x reader#nishinoya yu x reader#haikyuu x reader#anime#anime x reader#fluff#oneshot#headcannons#haikyu hc#study date#math!
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Sugawara: We all have our demons.
Sugawara, grabbing Noya, who's biting his arm: This one's mine.
#incorrect quotes#anime incorrect quotes#haikyuu imagines#haikyuu incorrect quotes#incorrect haikyuu quotes#manga incorrect quotes#hq incorrect quotes#hq imagines#hq headcanons#haikyuu headcanons#hq hcs#haikyuu hcs#sugawara incorrect quotes#nishinoya incorrect quotes#nishinoya yuu#sugawara koushi
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you gotta love the sea and nature if you wanna live up with nishi because baby I can imagine going island hopping w him during his travels?
Like if you get seasick, he probably would help you ease it in any ways possible. As long as you both can enjoy your guys travel tgther!!
Also if it's Kita he'll probably bring you to those national park or forest for your vacation like yes sir,I absolutely support on the idea!! And downhand takes pictures of you and him (mostly it's you but whateverr)
#someone NEED to write where the boys would take us to a vacation#would feed me very well love!!#haikyuu#haikyuu!!#hq#hq fluff#hq x reader#haikyuu headcanons#haikyuu x reader#hq hcs#hq headcanons#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu drabbles#haikyuu imagines#hq imagines#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu!! headcanons#hq x gender neutral reader#haikyuu x gender neutral reader#hq nishinoya#hq kita#haikyuu nishinoya#kita haikyuu#haikyuu kita#nishinoya x reader#nishinoya yuu#nishinoya yū#kita shinsuke x reader#shinsuke kita#kita shinsuke
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My Nishinoya HCs!!🧡🖤
"Is somebody gonna match my freak..."
gif not mine!
(With y/n as team manager ♡)
Loves nicknames, like noya or nishi, but is very taken aback the first time someone calls him but his first name
Avid tiktok and reels sender, absolutely spams them.
"US"
Drenches himself in axe body spray 💀
VERY protective, especially if you're younger than him
Definitely gestures to you during a match, exchanging silly poses (plz indulge him), like flexing after a good save
Inclusive of younger and more shy players
Owns an apron that says "grill daddy" 😭
Asks you to keep a working record of how many bruises he has as one of your manger duties (always exaggerates just a little bit)
Drinks too many energy drinks, always has one at school
Snarls in pictures, especially selfies or snaps
Will randomly pinch you when he walks by 💀
Always making excuses to take you to an arcade
Suggests the most unserious team bonding exercises
Definitely is always trying to grab your attention on and off the court
Makes ridiculous chants for the team and for himself
Takes pictures on your phone when you leave it near him
Would let you put a temporary dye on the front piece of his hair
Thinks his uniform is definitely the coolest (seeks your validation on this point)
Thank you for reading and lmk if you want more 🧡🖤
#haikyuu nishinoya#haikyuu#hq#nishinoya yuu#noya#noya haikyuu#nishinoya x reader#hq nishinoya#nishinoya yū#nishinoya x y/n#nishinoya x you#nishinoya fluff#hc#nishinoya hc
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Nishinoya Yuu is a Responsible Guy
A lot of Asanoya content follows the: "Noya is wild and Asahi takes care of him" clique. It's cute (sometimes) so here are some hcs that aren't just Asahi becoming a single mother to his bf.
Noya can tell when Asahi is stressed out because, lord knows, Asahi won't say it. So when Asahi's anxious about something, Noya always makes him dinner.
Noya is a decent cook. He took a cooking class as a joke in one of the countries he visited and now he takes one in every country he visits.
Asahi bakes. Noya can not.
They make gingerbread houses together. Every Christmas they have a competition against Suga and Daichi, and Tanaka and Kiyoko.
Asahi hates having people touch his hair so anytime Noya helps him with it he's SO careful
Nishinoya cares about his boyfriend so much istg
#haikyuu#haikyuu hcs#haikyuu headcanons#asahi azumane#nishinoya yuu#asanoya hcs#asanoya#asahi gets way to into christmas#nishinoya thinks its cute#its literally unhealthy#the man is ingesting POUNDS of peppermints
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