#ninja breathing underwater

[sspacegodd]

People are still hiding underwater breathing with a straw from back when they thought you could.

It used to be a thing. A Cowboy would come bounding through the woods with a dozen screeching, tomahawk-waving "Indians" in close pursuit. He stops in a swamp, breaks off a hollow reed and submerges himself, breathing through the stem while the "savages" rush past, oblivious to his presence.

Which is, of course, bullshit.  The weight of the water pressing on your chest is greater than your breathing muscles were designed to overcome. Human chest muscles and the diaphragm function both to expand the lungs during inhalation and to force the air out during exhalation. The muscles used in exhaling are much stronger than those designed to inhale (this is easily demonstrated by placing your palm over your mouth and comparing the pressures you can generate by sucking in and blowing out.)

Once the cowboy submerges himself in the pool, pressure from the surrounding water increases at the rate of an additional 0.433 pounds per square inch for every foot which he descends, although the air pressure in the reed remains the same as at the surface. This means that, at a depth of two feet, the confining pressure on the rib cage (assuming about two square feet of surface area for an average chest) totals about 250 pounds! Accordingly, inhaling would be roughly equivalent to trying to take a deep breath with a sumo wrestler sitting on your chest.

It can only be surmised that Cowboys must have used very short reeds in extra-shallow water.

[belmontzelda]

sometimes, nature can be your worst enemy. Don't worry, Ninja Peach here will be ok, as long as the frog gets off her air source.

[whispering-about-the-tmnt]

Some headcanons regarding TMNT physiology

Over the years, I have come up with some headcanons regarding how I believe the Ninja Turtles' bodies work. I thought that perhaps it might be nice to finally share them with all of you.

These don't apply to all the iterations, of course, but they are pretty well universal in my mind, and I tend to incorporate most of them into my fanfics.

The Turtles (like leatherback sea turtles, echidnas, and some dinosaurs) are mesotherms, meaning they are neither warm nor cold blooded. They are, instead, in a middle-ground: they internally generate heat, but not to a constant temperature. In the Turtles' case, they will shiver when cold, and their bodies will not shut down right away when the temperature dips too low, though they may lose some energy and find it hard to concentrate.

Unlike many other modern reptiles and amphibians, who have a three-chambered heart, the Turtles have four-chambered hearts (like mammals and dinosaurs) that are larger and stronger than average human hearts and located at the center of their chests.

While the average human blood capacity is around five liters, the Turtles have about seven. Much of the blood flows under the shell -- a remnant of their lives as ordinary turtles, whose own blood does so in order to warm them when they bask. This means that the Turtles could lose close to three liters of blood before dying, while a human would only be able to lose two.

Their blood is also highly efficient at clotting, but that also means that storing blood for transfusions is difficult, and so must be directly transfused from one turtle to another in emergency situations.

Owing to their extensive circulatory system, they also have a larger lung capacity than humans and more oxygen-rich blood, and so are able to hold their breath for extended periods of time without adverse effects. Other than this, the Turtles' respiratory system is very much like humans', utilizing a diaphragm to inflate and deflate their lungs.

Like regular turtles, they do not have ribs, but rather their carapaces and plastrons serve that purpose, and they have muscles under their shells that keep their internal organs right where they belong.

Also like regular turtles, their spines curve along the insides of their shells. A direct hit on the center of their shells, then, could cause damage to their spinal column and nervous system, but fortunately their vertebral shields offer a fair amount of protection, so it would take quite an impact.

The Turtles are highly resistant to most infections and diseases, which increases their immunological responses. They do not get sick easily, and they recover quickly.

While their scales are not apparent, they are integrated into their skin, making it tougher than human skin. It takes a very hard hit to raise a bruise, and it is difficult to cut through without a very sharp or pointed blade.

Their bones are similar to humans, but are more resistant to breaking. They also heal quicker and stronger if they are broken.

Their muscles are also very close to human-like, but they are stronger than an average human due to compensating for the extra weight they carry in their shells. Because of this, their ligaments and tendons are also tougher, and it is difficult for them to have a joint dislocated.

Their sense of smell is more acute than humans, but not to an extreme degree. They are also not as bothered by foul smells (though this has more to do with living in a sewer than their physiology).

Their eyes are a bit tougher and more resistant to damage than human eyes due to a protective membrane that covers them. They see a bit better than humans in dark places and underwater.

Their hearing is somewhat more attuned to lower frequencies than human hearing, and is not dependent on external ears but rather an internal auditory system (making direct damage to their hearing unlikely).

They are capable of being knocked unconscious, but it takes a significant impact. Permanent or lingering damage to their brains is unlikely due to their structure, and so they also do not tend to suffer the same side-effects that humans would in the same circumstances (nausea, memory loss, etc.).

Although their nutritional needs are similar to humans, they do not need to eat every day, and in fact can get by quite well without food for a week if necessary (though they won't enjoy it). When food is readily available, however, they will eat as much as possible to store up energy. Their metabolism does not slow down when they do not eat, so overexerting themselves when they haven't had any food for a while can burn them out suddenly.

Their sleep schedules are much like most diurnal animals, though they are able to stay awake for extended periods of time and can get by on little sleep, if necessary. There have been times when they have been awake for days on end, getting by on short one hour naps here and there. In general, though, they like to have a regular sleep/wake cycle.

Like other reptiles, the Turtles never stop growing throughout their lifetimes; however their growth is slow, topping off at about 1-2 inches every five years.

Does anyone have anything they would like to add to the list? I actually had fun compiling it!

[jadetheblueartist]

(Please click for quality it looks so crusty)

🎶 Teenage mutant ninja SHARKIES 🎶

Heroes with the fish tails, sharky power!

MASTERPOST

(Individuals pics and yapping under the cut ^^)

HEHE THE HYPERFIXATION CONTINUES this took my several hours bc i draw so slowly and dont realize it so that was great but i really like them ^^

Raph is a great white just bc I thought it fit, Mike is a leopard shark bc of spots and bc little, Leo is a pelagic thresher bc he’s a speedy boy, and Donnie is a shortfin mako bc they’re very smart!

I was trying to find an equivalent to sharks for Donnie and his soft shell but i couldn’t think of a species specific thing so I’ve decided that when they were rescued my Lou, he got burn damage to his snout where his sensing organs are and since sharks rely on that organ a lot due to they’re poor eyesight, he can struggle in seeing things. Technically they all have awful eyesight but the others can sense the electro magnetic fields and whatever so they’re good. Hence Don needs glasses and just still struggles beyond that.

Ummmmm yeah so they all have tails and dorsal fins and little fins on their tails. They each have sets of gills on their necks and rib area while also having lungs. They can breathe underwater then, they just have to keep their mouths closed. I also think their lair situation would be the same with more pools for them since they do like water but their human characteristics don’t make them dependent. Maybe just water lovers and avid moisturizers.

OKAY IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEND ME AN ASK ABOUT THIS ID BE HAPPY TO TALK BUT YOU KNOW UP TO YOU TEEHEEHEEHEE I NEED TO EAT NOW BYEEEEEEE

[diazsdimples]

Fuck It Friday/ Inspiration Saturday

Tagged by @wikiangela @actuallyitsellie @jesuisici33 @hippolotamus @wildlife4life @exhuastedpigeon @neverevan @spotsandsocks @theotherbuckley @cal-daisies-and-briars for Friday, tagging you all back for Saturday (sorry if I missed anyone, I am SO behind on my notifications)

Okay it's Saturday here but I'm sure it's still Friday somewhere right?? HAPPY BI BUCK TO EVERYONE!!!! This fic is inspired entirely by That Kiss, and it sparked me to make a 7x06 spec fic. So, please enjoy what will hopefully be the only snippet (godwilling) of the Why Are Buck and Eddie So Dirty At Madney's Wedding fic. This snippet is from the very beginning and yes, it is Bucktommy (for now), no I will not apologise for it. Enjoy!

“You-you’ve never called me that before” he breathes. Tommy brushes the pad of his thumb over Buck’s bottom lip, releasing it from his teeth. He brushes his other hand through Buck’s hair, fingers threading through his yet-to-be-tamed curls. “What, baby?” he asks, grinning as Buck’s eyes flutter shut at the utterance of the name once again. “Is that okay?” ‘Y-yeah,” Buck nods, leaning forwards to brush their noses together again, angling his face up in an implicit request for a kiss. “I kinda liked it.” Tommy hums out a laugh and Buck feels it reverberate deep in his chest. “I’ll keep that in mind,” he says softly, and he hooks his finger under Buck’s chin, just like he did the first time they kissed, and captures Buck’s lips with his. Every time he’s kissed by Tommy, Buck is introduced to a whole other side of the word “soft”. He’s had the feminine “soft” plenty of times, with the way Abby would curl into him after a long shift, or how Ali would brush his hair from his forehead with her nimble fingers, and even on the rare occasion with Taylor, when she was sleepy and would crawl into his arms and fall asleep in seconds.  With Tommy, it’s different. Tommy holds Buck like he’s a fragile egg, smoothing his thumbs over the cracks and balancing him in his palm. He’s soft in the way he holds Buck to his chest, or the way he kisses Buck’s hair while they’re watching a movie, or how he knows when Buck’s had a bad shift and needs to get out of his head for a bit, and will come over with pizza and beer and promises of kisses.  He’s soft in the way he presses his palm to the small of Buck’s back when they’re out together, but not as if he’s pushing Buck in a certain direction. More like he’s grounding Buck, showing him that he’s allowed to be out, happy, with a man.

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[cyanferret21]

Weapons also have souls au

Did I just simply make 2012 & rise crossover? Yes, yes I did!

Did I also add some ✨mystic✨ to it for spice? Yes I absolutely did!!

Am I gonna do this one post and never return to this idea ever again(like I did with my rat au)? I really fucking hope not!!!

The idea itself is that one of 12!turtle’s enemy got so fed up with them that they got their hands on some mystic stuff to capture brothers in weapons and banish them to another dimension. Anything to “never see their stupid turtle faces again!”

To everyone’s surprise it actually worked. And unfortunately for turtles …. That’s how one, what seemed like normal, mission turned into catastrophe. One by one brothers got separated and locked up in their own weapon: Leo in ōdachi, Mickey in kusari-fundo, Raph in tonfās and Donnie in some strange bo stuff (I have no idea what the name of the weapon was in first episode, if you know tell me) . After this they were just dumped through the portal in whatever dimension, those bad guys couldn’t care less honestly.

And that’s how 2012 Leo, Raph, Mickey and Donnie got into Rise!dimension. But…!!! They happened to appear in Hidden city long before Draxum’s mutant warriors were even in plans. Weapons were passed from hand to hand, but never stayed long with one holder. Different yokai complained about seeing and hearing strange things the more they used the weapons. But with every next holder it was getting more and more obvious that these weapons were not just haunted, but possessed mystic powers. With this rumours going around Hidden city about ōdachi that can creat portals and tonfās that make you bigger and stronger, that’s how Baron Draxum found out about them and decided that he wanted them in his collection.

And would you believe me when I tell that that’s where Draxum got the idea for his human-destruction warriors to be turtles? When he tried to use kusari-fundo and saw a vision of a ninja-looking turtle yokai that was yelling at him to be freed and was challenging him to a fight! He was mesmerised by this creature’s body structures, the possibility of a shell to be a natural protection, ability to breathe underwater. It was a perfect choice of an animal for a warrior to be mutated from!

That’s where 13 years later, our rise!bois are coming into view! Story goes the same as in the “Mystic mayhem” episode, except…. When rise!turtles tried to use their new mystic weapon and it was malfunctioning, it was mostly cause it was their first time using it, but also cause 12!brothers were being kinda salty about not being used for over a decade and they were trying to get some fun out of all this situation. After all, who could have known that their new holders are gonna finally help them reunite with each other. Not right away, but in time…

And if you’re asking yourself right now “But what about Donnie?” Well…remember how he didn’t take the “glowy weapon”? Yeah, at some point in the story they’ll have to go back to Draxum’s destroyed lab and hope that 12!Donnie and stuff he’s in did survive the explosion.

But for now R!Donnie is just like:

Next

[lonelychicago]

seven sentence sunday!

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“I just feel we don't hang out as much as we used to.” Eddie murmurs quietly. So quiet Buck almost misses it. “You're always with Tommy, which is— good. You deserve to be happy. And if he makes you happy, then that's… good. It's good.”

Buck wants to argue and say he doesn’t go on dates with Tommy. He did, twice. And then that ended and now sometimes they hang out and Tommy gives him flying lessons or invites him for a drink— most of the time they fuck in Buck’s apartment and then watch whatever's on Netflix and drink beer. Not exactly romantic..

Eddie probably doesn't want to hear any of that, though, and Buck isn't sure how to begin to explain it. Why is it that he doesn't go on dates with Tommy? Why doesn't he want to go on dates with this perfectly fine and nice man that seems like a good match for Buck on paper.

Yeah, that's a Pandora Box Buck isn’t particularly keen on opening over the phone at two in the morning with Eddie drunk on the other line.

“Okay?”

“But I miss you. Miss spending time with just you.”

“I thought you liked Tommy.”

“It's not that I don't like him, it's just—”

“Okay, stop.” Buck snaps and then immediately softens his voice. “Tell me where you are so we can have this conversation in person.”

Eddie mutters something unintelligible under his breath.

“What was that?”

Eddie sighs and Buck can picture it so well, as good as if Eddie were right in front of him and pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration and embarrassment. “I'm at The Sanctuary.”

Buck literally hears a disco scratch in his head. “Y-you're at a gay bar?”

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[honestlydarkprincess]

Tease Tidbit Tuesday!

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instead of working on my existing wips i started a new one last night, so get ready for another drunk buck fic! hehe!

Buck stumbled forward suddenly, moving into Eddie’s space and Eddie had to grab him around his waist to keep him steady. Eddie’s heart felt like it was beating out of control. He was very aware that Natalia was watching them, an expression on her face that he couldn’t really decipher and didn’t spend too long trying. Buck was in his space, warm and alive and he was touching Eddie, his breath fanning across Eddie’s cheek. “Eddie,” Buck whined, pressing closer. “I wanna go home.”

“We are, sweetheart. Don’t worry,” Eddie soothed, the pet name slipping out unbidden. Shit. He was fucking it all up. Here he was, with his hands all over Buck and calling him pet names right in front of Buck’s girlfriend! God, he was a dick.

Clearing his throat, Eddie pushed Buck away as gently as he could, studiously ignoring the wounded sound Buck made. “Um, okay, let’s go. Uh, Natalia, do you want a ride?” He offered, trying to make it up to her. Like sorry I’m in love with your boyfriend, can I give you a ride home?

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[theotherbuckley]

WIP Wednesday 🫠

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I gave in and started writing a Bucktommy fic because I love them so so much. Someone tell me to study instead of obsessing over these men. Please… I have 5 assignments and 2 tests. I need to stop thinking of these boys. Bucktommy kiss has been watched so many times I see it when I blink.

Anyway… I love bucktommy so here have this:

When Eddie leaves Buck waits approximately 13 seconds before he’s taking out his phone and calling Tommy.

“Evan?” Tommy answers. And fuck, Buck can not get over him saying his name. It’s just his name. But also, it’s his name!!! There’s something so right with the way Tommy says it. He’d never really cared for his first name. It was too associated with his past and his parents. But— but Tommy says it and it has him feeling something he isn’t yet able to explain. He’s discovered this amazing part of himself, and to properly acknowledge and appreciate that side of him he needs to be Evan. Because healing starts with Evan.

“I- I told Eddie,” Buck starts. “About- about us. Or well, about me.”

Tommy’s silent on the phone for a moment and Buck wonders if he’s made a big mistake in calling. He should have let it go. Tommy doesn’t want him—

“Oh yeah?” Tommy says, and Buck lets out a small breath of relief.

“Um, yeah. And- and I know you said I wasn’t ready. But- but listen, I really like you, okay? And I want to go out with you. And I’m sorry I hid our relationship but-but I told Eddie now, okay? So would you- would you go out with me again?” Buck says, stumbling through his words, trying and failing not to let his desperation show.

There’s another pause and then Buck hears a light chuckle on the other end of the line. “Yeah, Evan. That would be nice.”

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[bidisasterevankinard]

Wip Wednesday

I'm trying to get back to writing and post this fic with tuck fwb and buddie endgame before 7x4. so here's new thing I've wrote just now

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He takes deep breath accusingly staring at deep browns.

“It’s you who made this conversation about Chris. And I-I said to myself ‘ok, I’m not here as the romantic partner, so it’s good Taylor is here because it was stupid to think Eddie might love me.’ ‘I really should move on’ was inside my mind on repeat when I saw Ana at your welcome home party. And I thought I did. For a really long time I believed I moved on from you, especially when I couldn't take anyone's grief about my death,” Eddie flinches as if Buck hit him. 

“I-I couldn’t take even your grief, Eddie. Especially yours. Because I was on the other side not once, Ed...”

“YOU DON’T KNOW HOW IT FEELS TO SEE SOMEONE YOU LOVE IS DEAD. YOU DON’T KNOW HOW IT FUCKS YOU UP,” Eddie screams, but after a second his face pales.

Buck lost his voice for a moment, looking at his best friend as if Eddie hit him hard in his solar plexus. Buck wishes he did. It would hurt less that the deep knife Eddie drove into his heart with his words.

How dare this man tell him he doesn't know what it is like to believe someone, you love more than life, is dead? To him? When he was there all the time Eddie was close to death, but for Buck he was dead? Even if just for minutes but Buck lived in the world where Eddie was dead. Because no matter what he never gives up and tries to stay optimistic he still hardly believes the universe will let him be happy and have Eddie alive and always with him. 

How dare Eddie say him he doesn’t know how it fucks you up?

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[exhuastedpigeon]

WIP Wednesday

i went down a rabbit hole watching pole classes and decided to skip that section for today because it's going to be longer than anticipated. Instead, I started working on what happens after the pole dancing class.

“S-so you were a stripper,” Buck took a breath and tried to take his eyes off of Eddie, but he couldn’t seem to make himself do it. He hadn’t had time to talk to Eddie about it between rushed showers and changing for dinner, but now they were back at the hotel for the night, the rest of the party already in their own rooms.  “Yeah, for about a year,” Eddie said, looking up from where he was kicking his shoes off. “Did you want another show?” “I-I -” “All you have to do is ask, Buck,” Eddie said, walking over to where Buck was sitting on the desk chair. “I didn’t usually do private dances, but I never had anyone as pretty as you to dance for either.” Buck swallowed, his mouth dry. This was a side of Eddie Buck had never seen before - somehow both goofy and sexy with all of his charm turned up to 1000. It was almost too much, especially after seeing Eddie on the pole earlier that day. But Buck had also seen the joyful way Eddie had laughed while he did a sit spin on the pole, the way Eddie had looked at Buck all soft and fond after Buck fell on his ass.  Maybe this was the natural tipping point for him and Eddie. Maybe all the times he’d stolen glances at Eddie, only to catch Eddie already looking had been a sign. Maybe the way Eddie bullied Buck into staying the night, to staying in his bed with him weekend after weekend, had been a sign too. In fact, maybe Buck was bad at reading signs.  “Or maybe I’ve been reading this wrong,” Eddie said quickly, taking a step back. Buck reached out and grabbed him by the waist, his hands fit perfectly and maybe that was a sign too.  “You’re really not,” Buck said just as quickly.  “Well in that case, no touching the dancers,” Eddie chided with a teasing smile, putting his hands on Buck’s wrists, moving them from his waist to Buck’s own thighs.

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[bigfootsmom]

seven sentence sunday

I was tagged by so many wonderful people! thank you @underwater-ninja-13, @giddyupbuck, @honestlydarkprincess, @devirnis, @shortsighted-owl, @mellaithwen, @princessfbi, @shyaudacity, @eddiebabygirldiaz <3 <3 <3

Here’s a little something from heat sick buck (very nsfw)

“Fuck–” Eddie gasps, spine bowing forward as he struggles to keep himself from coming right then and there. He can already feel the beginning of his knot swelling at the base of his cock. “Fuck, baby…”

His only answer is a long drawn out moan as Buck throws his head back against the pillows, back arching up off the mattress as he clenches around Eddie. Another muffled curse falls from Eddie’s lips as he sees stars, lightning snapping through his veins before settling at the base of his spine and curling him forward over Buck’s heaving chest.

Buck writhes underneath him, eyes rolling back as he shoves his hips against Eddie, a long plaintive whine filling the air of the bedroom as he tries desperately to get Eddie closer any way he can. Surging forward, Eddie blankets Buck’s body with his own, feeling the way Buck’s breath hitches when his cock gets trapped between their bellies.

In three minutes away from it being monday so I’m not tagging anyone lol

[devirnis]

Seven Sentence Sunday 💵

We are in the home stretch of The Shadows of Every Spark, aka the money laundering restaurant front au, so now is the time to let me know if you would like to be tagged when I post it! (Dare I say next weekend?)

Twenty minutes into The Princess Bride, Chimney glances over to gauge Buck’s enjoyment level so far, only to see that the asshole has fallen asleep. Chimney bristles like a cat for a second – this movie is a goddamn delight – until he takes in Buck’s sleeping position: slumped over, leaning heavily against Eddie, his head resting on Eddie’s shoulder. Eddie himself is sitting so perfectly still that it looks uncomfortable, like he’s hardly daring to breathe for fear of waking Buck up. Even with only the light of the projector illuminating the room, Chimney can see the blush high on Eddie’s cheeks. Chimney gently nudges Maddie to get her attention, then subtly inclines his head towards her brother. She glances over at Buck and Eddie quickly, and turns back to him with a smirk on her face.

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[spotsandsocks]

writing patterns!!

tagged by @exhuastedpigeon @father-salmon @wikiangela @honestlydarkprincess @rainbow-nerdss thank you

rules: list the first line(s) of your last 10 posted fics and see if there's a pattern!

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wolf shifter fic

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The sound of the anvil is loud; again and again metal on metal reverberates through the air.

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The Comfort of Your Hands 3k T

Eddie plays with Bucks hair

It’s the book's fault. He was distracted, that's all.

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Established buddie - Eddie needs help with a crossword

In the light streaming in from their bedroom window Eddie’s disheveled morning hair looks almost golden, he’s unaware of the attention this is getting because he’s pouring over a crossword.

Patterns? I like to open with a bit of a mystery??? Maybe? A bit of drama to hook them in???

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—soo i started a new wip for ✨reasons✨ we’ll call this one: physical therapist eddie <3 (for context this is after the ladder truck injury)

With that, Buck settled back onto the bed, his heartrate having kicked up for an entirely new reason. Not only did he have to worry about the onset of a panic attack, but now he was going to have to think about anything but hot therapist Eddie’s hands on him.

“Ok, let’s start off with some simple stretches, see what your mobilities like, huh?”

Buck nodded in answer, not trusting himself to speak.

Instead of focusing on the pain the movements caused, Buck focused on Eddie’s touch, the man gentle, but still pushing Buck a little further, knowing he could take more.

Eddie moved his ankle back and forth while also bending and straightening his knee, Buck taking deep breaths through the process, Eddie continually checking in on him.

“You doing ok bud?”

Buck grunted as Eddie flexed his calf, simultaneously stretching his Achilles tendon.

“Yea just uh, just feels kinda—”

“Weird?” Eddie supplied, Buck nodding in answer.

Eddie put his leg down gently so he could rest a moment, his fingers disappearing. Buck missed them in an instant, sighing aloud his disapproval. Buck swore Eddie chuckled at that, but it must’ve been his imagination. After all, he was still in a lot of pain and taking lots of medication for it. They must be getting to him.

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this is from buck is an idiot fic im writing rn <33 i wanted to finish it today and post but its not looking good so im probably gonna post tomorrow.

Just then, before a full protest can fall from Buck's lips, ‘Cowboy Take Me Away’ by The Chicks starts blasting through the ambulance, filling the space with the cheesy tune.

Buck's cheeks flush and he sits up a little straighter, stifling an embarrassing whimper as he reaches his hand out and makes a grabbing gesture with his fingers.

“That's, uh— my phone. Can you hand it over?”

“We need to take you to a hospital. And clean your wound. And—”

“Just give me my damn phone, man.” Buck most definitely does not whine.

Pain is still washing over him in waves and his abdomen feels like it's burning from inside out— although the intensity of it is slowly, oh so slowly, fading away as the seconds pass. Or maybe the blood loss is making Buck too dizzy and weak to notice. Whatever.

When Adams reluctantly passes the phone over, Buck takes a deep breath before answering, only hissing a little when the slight movement makes the gash in his abdomen sting with a sharp pinch.

His thumb shakes and it takes him a couple of tries before he finally answers the call, just as its about to send Eddie to voicemail.

“Hey, man. What's up?”

Buck tries to make his voice sound calmed and unbothered, casual— and he thinks he mostly succeeds if the paramedics' annoyed and unamused stares are anything to go by.

“Hey, Buck. Are you busy right now?” Eddie's voice sounds strained and has an edge to it, that immediately has Buck frowning with worry and concern.

“Uh,” Buck looks down at his exposed abdomen where blood is still, even if slow and thin, gushing out of his wound. The skin around it looking red and… not good at all. “Nah, man. I'm not doing anything, why? Is Chris okay?”

“He's fine. We're fine.” Eddie sighs and Buck can picture the man pinching the bridge of his nose in frustration so well that it's like he's right in front of Eddie, watching him instead of just on the phone with him. “He's just really testing my patience today. Turns out there's a bake sale at his school tomorrow for a trip? And he has to take fifty cupcakes.”

“Ah,” Buck nodes. ignoring Miller and Adam's raised eyebrows. “Say no more. I'll be there as soon as I can.”

“You're panting. Are you sure you're not busy?”

“I went for a run, but it's okay. I'm done with it anyway.”

“Oh,” Buck can't be sure, but Eddie sounds… disappointed? But then he's talking again, and Buck pushes that little moment to the back of his mind. “Can you swing by the grocery store too? We need ingredients.”

Buck looks down at his wound one more time and sighs. “Sure. I can totally do that.”

“Thanks, man. See you in a bit?”

“Yeah, see you soon.”

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